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Speaker 1: A kit.

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Speaker 2: Misconnections. That was me staring. There's only two places to

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Speaker 2: find true love in this world. One is inside of

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Speaker 2: a CVS pharmacy when you lock eyes while buying extra

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Speaker 2: strength cold sore cream. True love can wait, oh usually

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Speaker 2: seven to ten business days.

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Speaker 1: See both of the issues into a warm sword.

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Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

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Speaker 2: from Buffet to Bay.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 2: That's man for woman forties east side best Western, he says.

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Speaker 2: I was at the complimentary Continental Breakfast the other morning

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Speaker 2: around eight am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't it feel like a score when a hotel.

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Speaker 2: Just perusing the pastries, yogurt and cereals. When I saw

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Speaker 2: you gingerly sliding in through the side door holding two

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Speaker 2: medium sized tupperware containers, you were acting like a sexy

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Speaker 2: buffet ninja, and that was intriguing.

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Speaker 3: So you're taking it home much?

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Speaker 1: Well, I always put it in my purse for later,

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Speaker 1: but that's when I'm a guest, so I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I followed as you made your way to the juice bar,

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Speaker 2: where I watched you pour at least a half gallon.

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Speaker 3: Of OJ into a large ziplock bag.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I don't know. That's a very trusting person with

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Speaker 1: that ziplog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your brazenness was enamoring so much, so I knew

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Speaker 2: I had to say something, So I tapped you on

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Speaker 2: the shoulder and offered you a waffle and a blackened

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Speaker 2: strip of bacon in exchange for your time to have

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Speaker 2: breakfast with me.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't have time to stay there, She's got to

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Speaker 1: get in and get out quick.

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Speaker 2: You agreed to it as long as I promised that

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Speaker 2: you could show my room card to security.

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Speaker 3: On that's super smart deal.

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Speaker 2: The next few minutes we laughed over the free buffet

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Speaker 2: stories you had across this great country.

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Speaker 1: Of all man. I bet she's got some good reviews.

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Speaker 2: The one about the Lacina and Pensacola still makes me blush.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you had to run out so fast

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Speaker 2: your bathrobe flew off. Anyway, I enjoyed our time and

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Speaker 2: sharing food with you, even if you weren't legally allowed

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Speaker 2: to eat at that establishment for the next decade. But

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Speaker 2: if you see this, reach out and let's brunch again.

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Speaker 2: That signed Steve he says, ps, my room was rifled

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Speaker 2: through shortly after the buffet.

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Speaker 3: I'm assuming it wasn't you. What a incidence.

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Speaker 2: Your next Craigslist misconnection is titled just leave your child

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Speaker 2: with Me Woman for Man twenty five daycare center.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, she says you.

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Speaker 2: Mid twenty short brown hair, single dad with cute rattail

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Speaker 2: poking out the back of your official US conductor's train hat.

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Speaker 3: A lot, she says me.

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Speaker 2: Daycare worker, purple flower dress with tattooed eyebrows and piercings.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't see, but could sense were there. Like you said,

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Speaker 2: you were interested in finding an open spot for your

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Speaker 2: little man, Damien, so I gave you the grand tour.

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Speaker 2: We flirted in the booknook as I pulled out a

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Speaker 2: special pop up story from a shelf the kids can't reach.

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Speaker 2: Oh you seemed surprised, but also stirred up. Really, I

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Speaker 2: could smell the ceremonies spelled with an F and a

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Speaker 2: Y at the end of that.

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Speaker 3: At one point I admitted.

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Speaker 2: To you that I secretly hate children, but I'd give

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Speaker 2: Damien special treatment, a daily feast of apple sauce, fruit snacks,

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Speaker 2: and canned peas, And she even.

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Speaker 1: Had the cold medicine into his like he does the sleepy.

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Speaker 2: It's been two weeks now and I'm a little insulted

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Speaker 2: you haven't enrolled him yet.

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Speaker 3: But if money's the issue, I'd.

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Speaker 2: Be more than willing to give you the dirty daddy discount.

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Speaker 2: Oh you just have to give me something in return.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we could have been getting a deal

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Speaker 1: on daycare. My husband would have just aded like.

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Speaker 2: A dirty daddy winky face that signed Sangria. Would you

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Speaker 2: ever let somebody named Sangria watch your kid? You know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Alcohol names in general are just kind of a red

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Speaker 1: flag for me.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your final misconnection titled stoked on Stokes

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Speaker 2: for you, stokes Man for woman thirty seven Walgreens Pharmacy.

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Speaker 3: Huh, he says you were the freckled.

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Speaker 2: Thirties question mark babe who filled my prescription yesterday asking.

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Speaker 1: Her age the actual pharmacist you're hitting on.

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Speaker 3: I almost missed you.

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Speaker 2: Then I did a quick double take for a second

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Speaker 2: dose of that face.

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Speaker 3: Now that's a prescription.

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Speaker 2: I want to take double dose of face please smiley

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Speaker 2: face blush emoji.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is why some of my pharmacists people

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Speaker 1: are still wearing face masks.

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Speaker 2: I I was the cute blonde guy wearing the bike

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Speaker 2: helmet in under armoured tank. First of all, thanks for

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Speaker 2: not judging me when I picked up that special cream.

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Speaker 3: It's not what you think.

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Speaker 1: It usually always is when you say that.

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Speaker 2: I promise I'm training for the Peloton Bikethon and needs

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Speaker 2: something for those secret.

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Speaker 3: War wounds down below.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but during our interaction I

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Speaker 2: could feel the tension between us. The bike helmet has

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Speaker 2: a tendency to do that to the ladies.

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Speaker 1: Bike helmet a peloton.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, you seem like a woman who appreciates a man

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Speaker 2: like myself who's clearly dedicated to his hobbies. That's why

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Speaker 2: I'd like to offer you a one time deal. Tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: I'm free between rides for a few hours, and if

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Speaker 2: you're lucky, I'll let you make me dinner at your place,

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Speaker 2: Lasagnia for the much needed carbo load. Please, if you

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Speaker 2: see this message, text me back what strength was the

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Speaker 2: hemorrhoids cream you gave me, so that I know that

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Speaker 2: it's you.

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Speaker 3: That signed Peloton Mike a minimal strength.

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Speaker 2: If you ever wonder why the birth rate is declining,

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Speaker 2: in this country. Craigslist misconnections gives you a hint. That

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Speaker 2: was your Craigslist misconnections for the day. We got your

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Speaker 2: phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,