1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode telling me this COVID 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: dish and okay, sure, let's take it outside. Yeah, if 3 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: that's how you want to play this, let's all disclosure. 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: Once we reached the outdoor area, I'll be taken off 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: pretty quick. But I digress. Let's meet a rock a 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: shower no particular order. Please say good afternoon to a 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: tool sing captain A. What's an odd question you've been 8 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: asked lately? Lately? Um? Oh, yeah, it's just me and 9 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: the wife, so our business. It's always like why are 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: your shoes there? And that's a good question. It's it's 11 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: it's very good because I I don't uh, coming from 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: like a South Asian background, I'd like to take my 13 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: shoes off as soon as I get off get in 14 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: the house, but I have not picked the area where 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: that is consistent. Yeah, and then if I go to slippers, 16 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: then those are out too, and then the sneakers are 17 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: close by because those are everyday shoes. I'm kind of 18 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: with Robin on this. You need to pick a spot. Hey, 19 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: it's James Eny June July. Jimmy same question, I uh 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: I would like to ask you. It says, yeah, yeah, 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go the same question I asked the tool. Okay, 22 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: the strangest question somebody asked me recently. Oh God, I 23 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: wish I would have been thinking about that question when 24 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: I guess it's so why my skin is so pale? 25 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: Because even still I'm looking at it and I'm like, Wow, 26 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: I don't beat yourself up. You're You're pretty close to 27 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,279 Speaker 1: Joey's Hugh. And now Craig Katkowski with his pie eating 28 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: Review Corner, Kevin, Welcome to Pie Eating Review Corner, where 29 00:01:50,400 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: I review people's reviews. This week, Simon Coole from des Moines, 30 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 1: Iowa reviewed a Boisenberry and he found it delectable, but 31 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: the crust lacking in lard. I found Simon's review on 32 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: the notes o pie review review Corner. Thank you for 33 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: that Boisenberg completely made up? Uh. And there's Jackie Druthy Druth, 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:31,239 Speaker 1: Dahoe Ruth and nothing but druth favorite breakfast at eight 35 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: years old and favorite breakfast today. I get ready it's 36 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:39,919 Speaker 1: the same. Uh that was my hope is a bowl 37 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: of special k and instead of milk is warm gothic 38 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:50,399 Speaker 1: on the check. Wow, and from eight years old from 39 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: my grandmother used to eat it every morning. So we 40 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: had it every morning and still and like my sister 41 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: and I are addicts. If I don't have it, I 42 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: think about it and you look forward to it every 43 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: when you travel or in a hotel or something. I'm 44 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: not happy. Actually, I recently had to cut back on 45 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 1: my Special K because my genetics and I have high 46 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: cholesterol and it's not fair and my trick list rides 47 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: are too high, and I need to cut back on 48 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:29,679 Speaker 1: the white rice, which is it's not that's with a 49 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: non fat milk. The Special K is white rice. And 50 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: so now I only have it twice a week. And 51 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: I I'm like, I eat my oatmeal just I fucking 52 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: shovel it in. I'm like, this is fuel. I don't 53 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: even I don't even need to like this. But twice 54 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: a week I get that special K. Baby. And I 55 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: saw my cothical lag in the morning. Matter what, that's 56 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: just coffee with milk. It is, but there's no water involved. 57 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: Heat the milk. Yeah, this is very key because most 58 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: people like it grows water in your cereal. You heat 59 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: the milk and then you use Boostello instant one scoop 60 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: one scoop of sugar and that all goes in your cereal. 61 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: That is amazing, Joe, you've had this. I'm not with 62 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: the cereal, but just never instant coffee. I've always kind 63 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: of stayed away from instant coffee, but that sounds an institution. 64 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: It's that's instant. Something in coffee is made the same 65 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 1: way as you made it with milk, heated milk. There 66 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: you go, you guys. I'm gonna make you guys some 67 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: great bowls of cereal one day. This is damn exciting, 68 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: but I'm afraid we're out of time. That's our show renight. 69 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us. Everybody. Craig, did 70 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: you want to plug anything? And last, but wipe off 71 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: your shoes before you step up to him if you 72 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 1: think him least. It's Joey Greare Jony. What was your 73 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 1: favorite childhood TV show? My guys, so many just need 74 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: one under your epic one. Let's see favorite child show 75 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: another minute. You have to pick one. Mash mushy, mushy. 76 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: Remember all other TV shows are than area. Did anyone 77 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: talk to in yours? Huh? Did anyone talk to in yours? 78 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 1: But everyone is my turn? You gotta talk. Sorry. I 79 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: just want you to know how important to this all right, 80 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: Let's do a damn show all of our seeing suggestions 81 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 1: that I gather from your listener emails or from our 82 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: patron VIPs. To become a patron supporter of the show 83 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: and joy eclusive content like what it looks like when 84 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 1: James and Joey go at each other. Just head on 85 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: over to patreon dot com. Slash Alchemy is if you 86 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: like to submit a scene suggestion by email, please write 87 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: to the podcast at your name here at alchemy this 88 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: dot com. That's your name here at com. See one 89 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: comes from Eric ere E A R I K. Dear Alchemist, 90 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 1: the real Eric is here, longtime listener, first time email. 91 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: If I could figure out how to rate on iHeart 92 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: Radio app, I would give five plus stars. My absolute 93 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: favorite members Joey Greer. My third favorite member is James Heeney. 94 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: Judging by a different occasion of the show, I have 95 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: noticed that you guys don't seem to know a lot 96 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: about cars in general. None of you knowing which card 97 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: company made the El Camino comes to mind. It was Chevrolet. 98 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: Everybody I believe you guys said it was Chrysler. My 99 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: scene suggestion, there's a group of people review cars and 100 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 1: trucks based on features and options, but they have no 101 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: idea what they're actually talking about. Bonus points for Joey 102 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: if he rants about the for F one. Thanks for 103 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: all the last from Fremont, No, not Fremont, California. I 104 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: have my boarding pass right here. I'm just gonna grab it. 105 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: I like to print them out. No, I know you 106 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 1: can do it electronically, but I like to print about. 107 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: I like to have Hell let's yeah, let's set some 108 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: trees on fire. Couldn't couldn't be a bigger fan of that. Oh, 109 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: you're in our mint selection. It seems yes, I paid 110 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: for that because why not? Why not get a little minty? Right? Um, 111 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: look out for number one? They say, sorry, that's not 112 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: still just need that boarding pass. This is my insurance card. 113 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: That's not right, not yet. Anyways, Let's try the keys, 114 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: you know what, Let's try the keys. Yeah, they're actually 115 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: their keys. But are they keys because it's actually a 116 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: ignitionless car. Yeah, I've got the new Chevy Bolt and uh, 117 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: it's it's electronic. It's completely it's a computer. It's a 118 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: computer that I drive comput the key or is it 119 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: just a fob? Is Chevy Bolt Chevy Chevy Bolt. I 120 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: plug it in, you know, because wine, I'm gonna pay 121 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: for that, why not? And pug it in and it's 122 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: and it's great. Um one one second, Yes, sir, may 123 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: help you. I would just be a past bystander. I'm 124 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: waiting for my flight to Albuquerque. But you're not on 125 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: this flight, sir. No, No, I'm not definitely most likely 126 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: won't be able to help you. But let's take a shot. 127 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: Well in time here I'm at the Chilies too, right 128 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: over here with a group of people just asking him 129 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 1: questions about cars. And this is weird. We are missing 130 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: a gap with anybody with an electric car. So I 131 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 1: was wondering, Yeah, if you would be willing to join 132 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 1: our focus group impromptu, if you will um at the 133 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: Chilies too, I'm fine if you guys want to do 134 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: this and no need to step out of line. I'll 135 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: just help people around you. If you're free, we would 136 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: love to have you as well. I'll be well, you 137 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: know what, Yeah, let's do it. Okay, great, that's oh man, 138 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,079 Speaker 1: about twenty minutes before my plane boards. Okay, that's all 139 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,719 Speaker 1: it's gonna take. It's gonna be pretty quick. My, my, my, coworker. 140 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: Terry's leading the meeting, so I'll just walk you over 141 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 1: here to the Chilis too, and uh, yeah, this is great. 142 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: This is gonna be so much fun. Albuquerque is gorgeous. 143 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,880 Speaker 1: I hear, I've never been. I'm going to Wyoming, but Albuquerque. Now, 144 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: it doesn't mean you're gonna have you. It doesn't matter 145 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: how many wheels run a car, right, you can have 146 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: as many wheels well, I mean, before is the standard, 147 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 1: Before is the standard. We but it doesn't matter. It 148 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. And if you say it doesn't matter how 149 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 1: many what about zero wheels? You're talking about a hover car? Oh? 150 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: Is that for real? I mean there's prototypes out there, 151 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 1: but of course there's prototypes. There's protest that are I mean, 152 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 1: I actually know a guy who's running who actually has 153 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: one of the uh he's one of the first bids 154 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: when they when when they get off the line. Yeah 155 00:09:55,040 --> 00:10:00,559 Speaker 1: does ze Yeah yeah, DOZ one Z one eighty. That's 156 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: hey table, Hey, Terry, I got I got a severy 157 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:10,960 Speaker 1: volt user. I believe Chevy Bolt. Thank you for saying user. 158 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: Because I don't believe that I drive the car. I 159 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 1: believe that I use the car to get places. Driving 160 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: means you're doing something in it. We just want you 161 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: to use it right. And this is the gate attendant 162 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 1: from Southwest. I didn't catch your name. Connie, Connie, Connie Connie. 163 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: Kind of car do you have? Connie? Oh um, I 164 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: have two cars wow, and a Chevy Malibu from old 165 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:55,240 Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, things in the back of that. I 166 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 1: don't know that that's what the years old. I just 167 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: it's made by Ford. And what kind of what what 168 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 1: kind of horses you run in with that? I believe 169 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 1: one what's the trick questions? Trick question? Maybe you need 170 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty gallons of gas. I'm gonna let 171 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: Terry take the lead here. Terry's the one who usually 172 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:21,319 Speaker 1: runs his focus groups. So sorry, sorry sorry, uh no, no, no, 173 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,720 Speaker 1: I said sorry. I said sorry. I don't I hate to, 174 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: you know, Hol'm not saying can we just can we order? 175 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 1: Can we order? We just we We just got two 176 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: more people here, but can we get in order? I'm 177 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,439 Speaker 1: just gonna order for the table. If anybody wants to 178 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: jump in, feel free, so you can just add the order. 179 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: But I feel like we can just like pick and 180 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,439 Speaker 1: chair and whatnot. I don't want to I feel like 181 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: could just be easier that way, and where you can 182 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 1: just order on the little iPad on your table, you 183 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 1: can just punch it in. I can tell you, can 184 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: we do both? Can we punch it in while also 185 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: telling you what we're getting. Well, I'm gonna have some 186 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: questions as we're punching. Well, I need the AP pad, 187 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have to touch the I pad while 188 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,320 Speaker 1: you're ordering. You can definitely loaded potato skins for the 189 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 1: table and also a load of potato skins for just 190 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: for me. Alright too, load of potato skins just for you. 191 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,640 Speaker 1: I thought we were going to do anything for the 192 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,080 Speaker 1: table we have. I got one for the table. Did 193 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: you not hear me doing the table for me? But 194 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,600 Speaker 1: you're getting well, there's getting both of the table. Well 195 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,720 Speaker 1: that that way, I get one loaded potato skin. I 196 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: want six, noted, what you're doing is a potato skin. 197 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: That's a distract to be arguing with potato, everybody, with everybody, 198 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 1: calm down, We'll get two sets of we'll get we'll 199 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: get two sets of potato skins and we could all 200 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: split them all. How is it no one was interested 201 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:37,000 Speaker 1: in my Chevy malab By the way, Oh, I'm interested 202 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 1: in it. We just need to just trying to get 203 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: this ordering. You got one hour later, so I have 204 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,080 Speaker 1: a total of four sets of potato skins, which is 205 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 1: eight potato skins. Why did this take an hour? I 206 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,199 Speaker 1: gave you some time. You said come back, and then 207 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: I came back and said, we just took an hour 208 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: to get Yeah, I'm gonna have to just fly. I'm 209 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: really sorry. I'm really sorry. That was my bad because 210 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: I should have run this focus group a little quicker. 211 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 1: We said she'd be in and out of here. Connie, yep, Connie, 212 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: I can't even say that you took a three hour break? 213 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: Was that even a brick? You just disappeared. You didn't 214 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: even clock out. I bet you could say it if 215 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 1: you really wanted to. Let's try. I can't say it. 216 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: It hurts my mouth to say it, all right. It 217 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: feels like I'm just chomping on Dorito's but without any teeth. 218 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,680 Speaker 1: All the sharp edges are hitting all of my palettes. 219 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: And if it hurts to say it, Connie, let's let's 220 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 1: then say, Connie, you took an hour break, and we're 221 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,840 Speaker 1: fine with them. Connie, you were gone for three hours? 222 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: Now hour you are allotted for a break. So yes, 223 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: you took a one hour break, but then you added 224 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 1: another two hours. I vouched for you. I got you 225 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,680 Speaker 1: this job. When you look bad, I look like shit. 226 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's Connie in here. Yeah, I'm Connie. What 227 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: are the guys that were at the chili two's? Yeah, 228 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: so we're we're still we're still showing. Do you not 229 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: work in the airport. There's an employee's only sign on 230 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 1: the door. You can't just come barging in here. This 231 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,800 Speaker 1: is first. This is my didn't come in the door. 232 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 1: I knocked on the door. I didn't come through the threshold. 233 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 1: This is my pal. He's he's cool. Yeah, we're in. 234 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 1: He's cool. I didn't. I didn't come through the door 235 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 1: to be fairy. I saw employees only. I knocked and 236 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 1: just enter. Yeah, what happened after you knocked teller? No 237 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 1: one opened the door. You opened it your goddamn self. 238 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: This is what we're telling you. Take the initiative. You're not. 239 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 1: No one answers you come in. That's how I don't 240 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: know how it's going. Connie. Look, we're finishing up the talk. 241 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: If you want to come, plus need to pitch in 242 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:01,400 Speaker 1: on the bill. Yeah, get some of those potato skins. 243 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 1: Here's a hondo. Once you put that down, see how 244 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: far it gets. That's going to cover the drinks. But 245 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: throwing down hondo's because I'm not making that much and 246 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: I work. I am higher than you in the hierarchy 247 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: of Southwest. This did not come from the job. I'm 248 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: dandling a little deadly do on the side. I don't, 249 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear It 250 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: hurts my ears to hear it. Absolutely feels like you 251 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: may want to get the ears checked because it's so 252 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: far A couple of things that wait, maybe ear nose 253 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 1: and throat. Look when Leaya Coca premiered the Kia Spectrum, 254 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 1: you know that had a full like fully decked two 255 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: hundred degree rack, and uh, you know they haven't made 256 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: a car better than that. Since that's false, that is false. 257 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 1: Tell me, tell me where's the life? Where's the the 258 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: rack was an ad on? It didn't come with the 259 00:15:54,600 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: car originally? Granted, could you got tape really quick because 260 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm recording this. Let me just sorry, sorry, sorry, I 261 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,400 Speaker 1: just get back. I Connie's not gonna be able to 262 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: come back for a minute. So hold that one second again. 263 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: Six Ye so that why not? That's amazing. But yeah, 264 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 1: so if she can make it, she can make it. 265 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 1: She's dealing with her boss. Apparently I went into employees 266 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 1: on it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, 267 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 1: thank you. So we were talking about the lead lib Coca. 268 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you take that with you, folks. That's 269 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 1: a to go bonus. C two comes from patron v I. P. Beaker, 270 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,880 Speaker 1: a k A. Sean, who wrote, Okay, if the number 271 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 1: six is not an acceptable scene suggestion, how about this 272 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 1: a World Economic Forum meeting? But for pizza makers? Don't 273 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: they you were not the best delivery vehicle you're gonna 274 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,480 Speaker 1: take to get pizza around here? Right now, I'm telling 275 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 1: you right now, don't say the Chevy Bolt. I wasn't 276 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 1: going to. Don't. Don't do this every okay, every time 277 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: I'm about to say something, okay, Henry's gonna jump up 278 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,159 Speaker 1: here and say it's just let me see it. Just 279 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 1: let me see it. Okay, Okay, go ahead, just to 280 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 1: see it then just see God that's offensive. So all right, 281 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: so the the best vehicle writing right now the word 282 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: Jesus Harry. Let me just see it, man, and you 283 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,159 Speaker 1: just say, and he wouldn't be interrupting you. Where are 284 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 1: you from? Man? What do you think I'm from? What 285 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: do you think I'm from? I don't know. I think 286 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: that you're from Mario World. That's some fucking offensive things 287 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:49,639 Speaker 1: for you to say. You asked the question and I 288 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: answered it. You sound like WALLI super Mario. This isn't 289 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 1: even place. That's what that's honestly what it sounds like, 290 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 1: because I've heard it. You know, I've heard actual Italians. 291 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: There aren't cartoons. And that's what I never claimed to 292 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: be Italian. I was at the Boise Airport and I 293 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,639 Speaker 1: met a guy from Otdaho talks just like that. Maybe 294 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 1: I don't are you from Idaho? I'm not from Idaho. 295 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,439 Speaker 1: From New York City. And if you want to the 296 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: best vehicle for the pizza delivery, it's don't don't do this, 297 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 1: don't do that. Let me just say it. Let me 298 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,639 Speaker 1: say I'm just it's just crazy. Let's just say it. 299 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:38,639 Speaker 1: And yes, yes, it's afforded from fucking again. I'm here 300 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 1: as the as the delicate for Chicago, the hotest pizza around. 301 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 1: You want to take it and fold it in half. 302 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: Chicago pizza is like, that's Chicago for you. We've yor pizzas, 303 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,800 Speaker 1: the things that you're full and building, and we got 304 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: the Chrysler. That's Chicago. Okay, so we're just checking you 305 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:10,000 Speaker 1: in here. Do you have? I d who who am 306 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,160 Speaker 1: I talking to? Sorry? You made eye contact with both 307 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 1: of us. But but this gentleman is standing in front 308 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: of me. I'm just kind of scanning around here. Sorry, 309 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: I'm a little h I'm on a little diddly due. 310 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: So sure, uh all right, let's see here. Let's check 311 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: you all right, Okay, great? Umm? I also have your 312 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:36,399 Speaker 1: room keys? You want those or no? Yeah? Is that 313 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 1: still to me? Yeah? Because this gentleman is in front 314 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,200 Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, but I ain't talking to him. Okay, 315 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:45,399 Speaker 1: you just keep making eye contact with me. Just step 316 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,159 Speaker 1: back here, because I don't even think I'm supposed to 317 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:52,159 Speaker 1: be here. The Hell's up with that guy? What's up 318 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 1: with that? Here's a rooky. I'm gonna take the other 319 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: room key and hold a just in case. Okay, I 320 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,879 Speaker 1: really I'm here about my myself. I only need the 321 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,640 Speaker 1: one room key. Okay, I'm just gonna hold this room 322 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,119 Speaker 1: key just in case. Sorry, I guess if you're doing that, 323 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: I guess. I we'll take both room keys, but i'll 324 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: hold one. Just coach, you don't take the hold one. 325 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: I'll take both. You know I usually lose one, so 326 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,040 Speaker 1: pretty sure. Yeah, I don't mind older this one. I'll 327 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,600 Speaker 1: hold on if you need it, I'll can. I can 328 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:27,120 Speaker 1: come to your norm room you're in? Is it? What? 329 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,360 Speaker 1: What floor? Am I aunt? By the way, you are 330 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 1: on the second floor? Second floor? Can I get something higher? 331 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: It's uh, there's twenty four floors. I'm just giving you. 332 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 1: I'm just getting out the name cards, giving out the 333 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: hotel cars. Yeah, I'm not you know. This is the 334 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: front desk for the Hilton. But um, you know we 335 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,119 Speaker 1: can do. I'll hold onto this one. No, don't hold on. 336 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 1: I'll take both keys, Lenny, Why don't I just make 337 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 1: a third copy? Here? Let me take this? There you go. Now, 338 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,480 Speaker 1: here's one for you. Having two for you, I don't 339 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: want him to Can I get um one ticket for 340 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 1: um the master's wife at four pm? Please? Yes? Just 341 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 1: the one ticket? You know what, Let's make it too 342 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 1: good for you? That's good for you? Yea hopeful thinking 343 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,639 Speaker 1: it always works. Pout the universe. What you want to 344 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:33,400 Speaker 1: come back to you? That's what I said. And what Um, well, 345 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 1: if three pm is better for you, I guess I 346 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 1: can oh make that work. You know what. I'm not 347 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 1: sure I was picking up what you're putting down, but 348 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 1: I am now, So three pm it is for two? Okay? 349 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 1: Let me um, I'll text my boss and just let 350 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,639 Speaker 1: them know that. Okay, I'm taking sick day. I'll be 351 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: right here. Uh yeah, I think you're the guy I 352 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 1: wanted looking for. I'm looking for a ticket to Alburquerque 353 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:03,960 Speaker 1: three o'clock. Um, let's just say two is good enough. 354 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,200 Speaker 1: Two is good enough? Okay, got you? You are we 355 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: talking a little diddly do yeah? Altitudes high? Yeah? Okay? Yea. 356 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 1: How much supposed to be snow in their usual price 357 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:28,359 Speaker 1: for two o'clock? Okay that seems yeah. Um, maybe I 358 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,919 Speaker 1: just want to go at noon? Okay, the noon is 359 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:37,000 Speaker 1: seven seven bucks? Work? Uh? Can I benmoo? You do? 360 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,840 Speaker 1: You take venmo? And that's a little too corporate for me. 361 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 1: We prefer cash, you know it is. Let me get 362 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,400 Speaker 1: it out. The old American non traceable US Treasury bill, 363 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 1: as they say, look at that. It's a seven dollar bill. 364 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: I didn't know they still made that. It's rare, but 365 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: trust me, it's worth more than seven dollars. I feel 366 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: like it could be with a lot more than seven. 367 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: I feel like you just paybe six at work. I 368 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: was not okay with you dealing drugs, doing your dues 369 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: drugs at all in life, but never at work. I mean, 370 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:15,200 Speaker 1: when you are bad, I look like a pile of diarrhea. 371 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:21,040 Speaker 1: And if I'm a superhero, then God, but that's just 372 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: not what Southwest is seeing because you're acting a fool. Okay, Well, 373 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,919 Speaker 1: I thought when I took the job at Southwest, I 374 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,439 Speaker 1: should represent everyone who always wanted to work at Southwest 375 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: and those people, if I may our gods, when you 376 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: told me this is an employee, this is an employee only, 377 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: and I see that you're not in the best, sir, 378 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,719 Speaker 1: we don't got the best. You can't enter this at 379 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 1: the doorway, Okay, Well, you can't open the door and 380 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,640 Speaker 1: stand in the door and stand in the door when 381 00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 1: we're here there's a blockade. Tina, Maybe just let go 382 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: of the control the situation a little bit. See how 383 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:08,840 Speaker 1: that works for you. That's what do you think the 384 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: world economic pizza for him could find a better hotel 385 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 1: than a airport Hilton. Yeah, but that's your room. But 386 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: you've got a great set up in here, man. Yeah, no, 387 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 1: that's that's fine. You didn't need to bring my bags in, 388 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,119 Speaker 1: you know, I'm only here for for one night, you know, 389 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 1: and carry it myself. All right, Well I can. I 390 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: can ask them to bring a caught up if you want. 391 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,679 Speaker 1: You probably need to to help the other people who 392 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: are checking in, right you know. O, yeah, yeah, I 393 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,359 Speaker 1: gotta get back there. But you know, I don't need 394 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,159 Speaker 1: a cat. It's just me in the room. So it 395 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 1: looks like a nice spacious bed though, yea like Ecuadorian queen. Yeah, 396 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 1: just slightly smaller than a standard queen. What's your movies 397 00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:00,280 Speaker 1: they got on here? Impossible? I've seen all those, you've 398 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: seen all of them. Yeah, what happened in the third 399 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: who's the villain in the third one? Philip Phips? Yeah? 400 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: Two hours later? Oh my god? This crazy? Oh nuts, 401 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:27,639 Speaker 1: Let's see the fourth one? Then are here here? You 402 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: ll here? Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner three hours later. I 403 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,919 Speaker 1: don't know. I think, like a lot of ways, is 404 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 1: my dad? Who is my dad? But it's not your fault. 405 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 1: It's not your fault. Yeah, yeah, let it all out. 406 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: When I, you know, saw the previews to the Master's Wife, 407 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: I thought that it was going to be a period 408 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,920 Speaker 1: peace drama. I was not such a laugh riot. It 409 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: was like a mel Brooks comment. But maybe it just 410 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 1: felt that way. You know, maybe it just feels better 411 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 1: and happier and it's not just you when it's not 412 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: just you. Uh yeah, yeah, Hey, did you want to 413 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 1: get like a pea or something? I would love to 414 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 1: share a pitah. Yeah, I love pockets, pocket Peter, Yeah, 415 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,000 Speaker 1: I love them. I love them. I would they made 416 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,960 Speaker 1: more food in pockets. Right? What are we doing renting 417 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,240 Speaker 1: movies on my TV in my room where there's a 418 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: twenty screen theater in this airport hotel complex. I don't know. 419 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: I just we're just do you want to go? Yes, 420 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,639 Speaker 1: let's do it. Yes, they're showing The Master's Wife. Is 421 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:50,040 Speaker 1: that good? I've heard it's okay. I bought two tickets 422 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:56,359 Speaker 1: just in kids. Are they refundable? No? Wow? So you 423 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: were just like, I'm not gonna well, we're not gonna 424 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 1: waste money. I'll say them, that's not what we're gonna do. So, 425 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 1: so let's Uh, oh what I brought. I brought some 426 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:13,000 Speaker 1: of my some of my local New Hampshire pizza. So thick. 427 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: It's the thickest, It's the thickest on earth. What is 428 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 1: this four inches? Oh my god? This is tickets. Please tickets. 429 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 1: You have the tickets. I have two tickets for the 430 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 1: master's wife, nonrefundable, sir. What's what's in that cardboard box 431 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:36,200 Speaker 1: with you? I'm bringing in my own pizza. Uh. That's 432 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: not allowed unless you are, for some reason, the pizza maker. 433 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,440 Speaker 1: I am the pizza maker. I'm here for the World 434 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,280 Speaker 1: Economic Pizza Forum, which is meeting right here in this airport. 435 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 1: We know, and Slash Movie Theater Cup. This is one 436 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,639 Speaker 1: of the biggest conferences in the world, sir. So we 437 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: know it. Is it really? Yeah? There's the one that 438 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: electronics one in Vegas, and then there's the car one 439 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: that goes around the country, and then this is three 440 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 1: and we're very proud to have it here. So I'm 441 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 1: just trying to avoid all those Italian and New York 442 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 1: snobs who kind of, you know, run rampants over us. 443 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 1: You know, smaller pizza communities sort of tell you they're 444 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: the worst customers when they come to this movie theater? 445 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, um, just not prepared to watch a movie. Um, 446 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 1: you know, really just standing up sometimes give me the tickets. 447 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 1: Just give me a handful of fucking tickets. Okay, you 448 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: you have to pay for them. Well, I'd like to 449 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: have him as a little snack. How about that. Have 450 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: you ever been in Chicago? Which you want paper? In 451 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 1: the movies? It feels good, it feels good in the mouth. Yes, 452 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: we've we've had. Yeah, I don't know what. What do 453 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,920 Speaker 1: you think is a good movie? If you tried to? 454 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 1: Have you tried? Hey, listen to this. I'm asking him, 455 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 1: all right, what's a good movie? Let me find out what? 456 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: What's a good movie? We are you asking him for? 457 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: I'm asking him because he's are the clerk at the 458 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 1: movie things, that's what they're called clerks whatever they're called 459 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,480 Speaker 1: movie clerk. You've heard that term. It's a movie clerk. 460 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 1: It's the safety. So what's a good movie? And do 461 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: you consider yourself a clerk? I mean some of my 462 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: responsibilities do include clerking, so it's not inaccurate. Um, so 463 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,520 Speaker 1: right now, the hot movie that everyone's watching is The 464 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 1: Master's Wife, And no, I don't what else we got 465 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 1: the Terrible Dogs, Babies and us the sixteen Multiplex. We 466 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 1: got thirteen more to go. What those are in three 467 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:48,960 Speaker 1: screenings each? So that's what what is that? What else 468 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: do you have? What else? Ai? Yeah? Fast and Slow? 469 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,120 Speaker 1: That that tormentic comedy with that? Who's in that? Give? 470 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 1: Who's in it? Pulled your monty, isn't it? Oh? Pass? Okay? Well? 471 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: The it's a documentary called The Pie of the World. 472 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,160 Speaker 1: I don't like pie. We have a cake Personizza pie 473 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 1: is pizza pie. So it's a documentary about the pizza. 474 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 1: The documentary what do you just go down to the 475 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,560 Speaker 1: store just gets a pizza right there? That's exactly that's 476 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 1: a documentary we need. It's right there. I don't need 477 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: to pay for it. I know how it's made, all right, 478 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: I'll tell you the other few. There's a cars Slow, 479 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 1: which is another Well. I was told we would have 480 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,520 Speaker 1: two thousand attendees for this, for this seminar on pizza economics. 481 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 1: But apparently I'm being told that everyone is at the 482 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: movies right now. So I'm just gonna forge your head 483 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 1: with my Where I am. I'm totally interested. Oh, we 484 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: have a guest from Italy. Well, I'm from a New 485 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 1: York city. I make the pizzas Mr Dijor. No, of course, 486 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: I know you're tell me how do you how do 487 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: you freeze them? We do it as quick as we can. 488 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 1: We get it made, and then we pop it into 489 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: the freezer and shut the door fast, and then we 490 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: let it sit for as long as we have patience 491 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 1: for great great, Well, if you look at this pie 492 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,240 Speaker 1: charts um conveniently, fairly shaped and then in the form 493 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 1: of a pizza right now, New York style pizza has 494 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 1: uh fifty two of the market or just over force license, 495 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,480 Speaker 1: and uh you've seen New Hampshire pizza right here is 496 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,520 Speaker 1: just a small little sliver of the market. Hey, you 497 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 1: want to get out of here? What are you saying? 498 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: We still don't know you know, what's gonna happen with 499 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: the master's wife. I mean, who cares, right, I mean, 500 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: we got a mission impossible back at the hotel. Let's 501 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: just go watch that. That's right. We saved one. We 502 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,240 Speaker 1: saved one. Yeah, so we could just let's just go back. 503 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: Kiss me, kiss me, keep it down, all right? We 504 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 1: kind of watched the Mester's what you've been wanting to 505 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: You've been wanting to do it since I checked it. 506 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 1: Don't kiss me there, I don't want to kiss you 507 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,560 Speaker 1: shoulders that if you can't stop him, gonna go get 508 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: a member of the clerk g and you're gonna get 509 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 1: kicked out of here. We should have got to that. 510 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:45,480 Speaker 1: Apaul Giamati. Romcom to See three comes with the Patroon 511 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:49,360 Speaker 1: VMP Robert Williams, who wrote Kevin Baby fabulous work as ever, 512 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: My my, aren't you all just spectacular dancing monkeys? Here's 513 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: the scene suggestion from My Troubles. The hills have eyes, 514 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 1: but the Johnson's have feet. I don't know what it 515 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:07,280 Speaker 1: means either. Yeah, so, I mean all this land is 516 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,960 Speaker 1: up for sale, but I will I will say it 517 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,200 Speaker 1: used to be a radioactive test inside, so the price 518 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: must be pretty good. Yeah? Yeah, how much upper square foot? Shut? Uh? 519 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry, you don't not the realtor? 520 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,840 Speaker 1: Did I get this wrong? I mean I represent the realtor, right? 521 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,000 Speaker 1: And what time are we expecting the reality? I don't know. Look, 522 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: I mean I live right over there. I mean that's 523 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,480 Speaker 1: my that's my ship. Right, So you're just stand in 524 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,200 Speaker 1: front of this, uh property and hoping someone like me 525 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,640 Speaker 1: comes along so you can shoot the ship. Is that 526 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,400 Speaker 1: what's happening? Well, I'm trying to sail. I'm trying to say, 527 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,760 Speaker 1: oh you are trying to say, okay, so square footage 528 00:33:50,760 --> 00:34:00,080 Speaker 1: price would be yeah, I don't know'st arm arm a 529 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,920 Speaker 1: realtor for this strong Christian? You must be my two 530 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: o'clock appointment? Is he okay? Yeah, he's fine. Just um, 531 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,239 Speaker 1: I don't need anything they give you? All right? Sure 532 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,879 Speaker 1: you're interested in purchasing the property, and you've been made 533 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 1: a word that there is some uh radio actor material here, cork. 534 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,879 Speaker 1: I mean, I would love one of those suits you're 535 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:32,800 Speaker 1: wearing if it's by sure, sure there's no shut for you? 536 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,239 Speaker 1: Is there something in the suit that's changing your voice 537 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 1: like that? Are you? It's just a little trying to speaker. 538 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,640 Speaker 1: There's a little trying to speaker that's making my voice 539 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 1: come fure because it sounds like an affectation. But you'll 540 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,280 Speaker 1: touch on just as strange to me through the speakers. 541 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,360 Speaker 1: And what does I sound like in there? Imagine a 542 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,719 Speaker 1: shouting like you think our sharn, but that's how you 543 00:34:54,840 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: sharn for me? All right? Uh, I'm gonna do Let's 544 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,160 Speaker 1: take a look at the house without the suit, then 545 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,120 Speaker 1: trick the shirt off your Kurt. It's very rude director. 546 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,239 Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying I was willing to see the 547 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,080 Speaker 1: house without a soup. But now that you put it 548 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,080 Speaker 1: that way, why don't you take years off and let's 549 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 1: go take a look at this, don't. I don't know, however, 550 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,200 Speaker 1: for a comfortable do I sell the house? You're sure 551 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,839 Speaker 1: or need to show the harsh Let's see how how 552 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,719 Speaker 1: much you do need to sell the house because I'd 553 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:33,359 Speaker 1: like to see it without suits. Here we go, c matter, No, Okay, 554 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,360 Speaker 1: we gotta do this quick. Okay, so if we just 555 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 1: come on over to here, come on, come on, come 556 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,440 Speaker 1: Look at that? Is that the kitchen? Yeah, that's the kitchen. Careful, Um, 557 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: I wouldn't touch anything that. You don't wash your hands afterwards? 558 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,160 Speaker 1: Upstairs there giving them Sorry, but it looks like you 559 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:55,359 Speaker 1: have tiny good zilla's growing on on your chest. Okay? Um? 560 00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:00,279 Speaker 1: Are they gonna grow? We don't know. And when you 561 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:06,239 Speaker 1: say well, you mean the entirety of science. So who 562 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: picked you as a representative the science? For him? Jeff, 563 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 1: get the hell out of here at this. This guy's 564 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:17,200 Speaker 1: a homeless guy. Damn. Sorry about that please, I'd rather 565 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,520 Speaker 1: talk to you quite frankly. Yeah, shows you're growing little 566 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:26,600 Speaker 1: gremlins on your chest? Yeah. Oh sorry, misread that. God 567 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: Zilla's I apologize. Man, sometimes it happens, and that's a 568 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,399 Speaker 1: possibility to h church the god zillas? Do we also 569 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,920 Speaker 1: not feed them after midnight? How does it work? Uh? 570 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,360 Speaker 1: Good question? Um, that is a good I'm gonna have 571 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,040 Speaker 1: to check with the rest of science and get back 572 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,359 Speaker 1: to you about that. Kevin, Baby, this is horrible news. 573 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,880 Speaker 1: I gotta say. This is really effect a lot of 574 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,480 Speaker 1: the work, but something that we can do. I think 575 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: we can pivot, all right, Gods Della versus congs coming out? 576 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,400 Speaker 1: Yeah sure, yeah, okay, So why don't we just say, hey, 577 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,960 Speaker 1: you're you're walking promo. Huh, we'll get you. Sure, let's 578 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: walking down sun Set Boulevard, walking down Hollywood Boulevard, King 579 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,560 Speaker 1: con on my on my back. Well whatever, Look, we 580 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,799 Speaker 1: just need Godzilla out there, okay. So we just got 581 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,160 Speaker 1: a little godzillas in your test chests. Allright, they're growing, 582 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,560 Speaker 1: all right, people are going to see him be like, 583 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,640 Speaker 1: oh wait that movie is coming out boom boom, right, 584 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,960 Speaker 1: and we got money coming in. But what if little 585 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,440 Speaker 1: King kongs are crawling up over my I don't know, Kevin. Look, 586 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,840 Speaker 1: I'm just saying right now, what we know is that 587 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 1: you've got godzillas. I'm just what do you want me 588 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: to do? I want you to find someone I can 589 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:36,239 Speaker 1: talk to about having little King Cong's installed. Okay, that's 590 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,040 Speaker 1: gotta be a thing. Can I get one ticket for 591 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 1: little godzillas on my chest versus little Cong on my chest? Uh? Yeah? 592 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,120 Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to see that? Man? Yeah? 593 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,040 Speaker 1: It's in C seventeen right, Yeah, it's real unch and 594 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,279 Speaker 1: it's a documentary. Yeah, it's a documentary. It's man things. 595 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,520 Speaker 1: We have to watch these movies part of our clergy. 596 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,239 Speaker 1: So so you rather see some of the other movies 597 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,320 Speaker 1: we have right now? Well? What else you have? We 598 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,840 Speaker 1: have on two theaters. We have Keanu to which is 599 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: the follow up to Kanu. We have The Home goes By, 600 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 1: about a radioactive home that takes over uny radioactive movies. 601 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:22,080 Speaker 1: I mean again since that bomb went off, Kevin, mm hmm. Listen, 602 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,440 Speaker 1: I know that you good buy me through a lot 603 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 1: in my life, right and I for acknowledging that I 604 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,239 Speaker 1: want to I want to be able to reciprocate. But 605 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:43,719 Speaker 1: I just don't think that I'm strong enough. Okay, well 606 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,680 Speaker 1: I think you are. So let's start by painting the 607 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:53,480 Speaker 1: side of this house one side, one side, and if 608 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:59,160 Speaker 1: you can talk someone else into helping you, great, I can. 609 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 1: I can try. I'll try. That's all I'm asking. But 610 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,879 Speaker 1: I need you to put on a shirt. I need 611 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,839 Speaker 1: you to put on a shirt. It's too much. Why 612 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,200 Speaker 1: the King Kong? It's the King Coong? Too much. It's 613 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,520 Speaker 1: a little busy. I didn't realize that. Bet this money, 614 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:20,400 Speaker 1: King Kong. This movie, this movie is disturbing. It's disgusting. 615 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,439 Speaker 1: Guts personal, want out of me, get my money back? 616 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,839 Speaker 1: Do you want to get out of here? Kiss me first? Hey, 617 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,160 Speaker 1: you guys gotta keep it down, man. We're trying to move, 618 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,560 Speaker 1: all right, everybody. Look, we got some new properties on 619 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,359 Speaker 1: on deck, all right, and you know how it works, 620 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,840 Speaker 1: all right, last sale quarter. Those people are gonna be 621 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,000 Speaker 1: first to DIBs and picking out the ones they want, alright, 622 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,400 Speaker 1: So let's just go there here, okay, okay, alright, we 623 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 1: have Marty top of the board, two million, five hundred 624 00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,799 Speaker 1: and sixty two thousand sold Sick Marty, which show which 625 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:06,520 Speaker 1: property is yours? Uh? Well, you know what I feel like? 626 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 1: Which property? Which property? Listen. I don't get top sales 627 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:18,120 Speaker 1: by just picking willy nilly. Uh, let's see do any 628 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:22,319 Speaker 1: of them have I don't know already. Just shut up, 629 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,920 Speaker 1: shut up, shut up. Okay. I just don't want to 630 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,480 Speaker 1: have to be on any more radioactive land. I don't 631 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,080 Speaker 1: want anything. I know I can, but I've just I 632 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,480 Speaker 1: feel like I've been subjugating myself. That's where I don't 633 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,520 Speaker 1: want to have to show up at these radioactive places 634 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:45,160 Speaker 1: or ancient burial grounds. Do we have something that's suburban? Oh? Yeah, anything? Yeah? 635 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:52,520 Speaker 1: Right here? Oh that looks that looks really normal? Yeah, 636 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,759 Speaker 1: that's yours. There was a ritualistic suicide that happened, and 637 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,920 Speaker 1: there was some of col witchcraft that wind down. Okay, 638 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,440 Speaker 1: next stop, let's uh, let's get so so. So tell 639 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,920 Speaker 1: me about this Winslow house. Um, tell us about it 640 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:13,000 Speaker 1: if you would play so. I don't know, it's kind 641 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:20,359 Speaker 1: of a ritual for me to Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Um, 642 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:26,200 Speaker 1: maybe you can talk. It's uh, it's this smoothie here. 643 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,840 Speaker 1: I wasn't even enjoying. It's a disgusting flavor. Listen. I 644 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,359 Speaker 1: have to disclose some things to you, guys, There's been 645 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,479 Speaker 1: a lot of death in this horr and a lot 646 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,960 Speaker 1: of the neighbors just really wanted this house leveled. You 647 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,239 Speaker 1: know what, you're going to put him into some animosity. 648 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 1: We both experienced a lot of death in our lives, 649 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,640 Speaker 1: and I feel like if you could qualify what your 650 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,400 Speaker 1: version of a lot of death is, it might be 651 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:57,919 Speaker 1: different than ours. There were seventy five people that simultaneously 652 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,760 Speaker 1: committed ritual realistic suicide. But that was in the basement, 653 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,000 Speaker 1: and we don't even go down. It was not coincidentally, 654 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,880 Speaker 1: it was part of a ritual. It was part of 655 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,000 Speaker 1: a ritual, and that's why we don't go into the basement. 656 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,160 Speaker 1: And that's why you get such a great deal as 657 00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,960 Speaker 1: long as you keep this door locked. Well, they were 658 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,480 Speaker 1: cleared out of the house, right, Oh, I'm sure they were. 659 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 1: I assume we're not going to just find them somewhere, 660 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,400 Speaker 1: are we? I mean they're padlocked that this this is 661 00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,000 Speaker 1: this top lock here. I don't have a key to 662 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,320 Speaker 1: and we don't need the combination too. So that's that. 663 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,920 Speaker 1: But this is like pretty much the fire sale of 664 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,320 Speaker 1: suburban homes. Do we want this or should we go 665 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,800 Speaker 1: to the radioactive way soon. I mean I'm interested in 666 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:54,040 Speaker 1: You said they simultaneously, So are they indigenous people's. Well, 667 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,640 Speaker 1: the truth was that they were all suburban. They were 668 00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 1: all from this neighborhood. Uh, the h o A has 669 00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:07,680 Speaker 1: requested that. Um this does that make sense? Nope. Look, 670 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,879 Speaker 1: if you want to show us other properties, We're willing 671 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,359 Speaker 1: to walk wherever in this neighborhood. That Johnson's have feet 672 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 1: and we can walk where we walk. That's what we do. 673 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:22,520 Speaker 1: J c Um, I was here yesterday and you still 674 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,839 Speaker 1: haven't called my name for rich house. Um, I get 675 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,839 Speaker 1: to choose to sell. Yeah, I know that I get 676 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,960 Speaker 1: to choose, and I think towards the end of the 677 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,520 Speaker 1: list because I didn't do so well last quarter. But 678 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,840 Speaker 1: you never called my name. So I just wanted to 679 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:44,840 Speaker 1: check in and well, we don't have any properties left 680 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,840 Speaker 1: all they all kind of went out. But if we 681 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,000 Speaker 1: can for something, Okay, I got something here if you 682 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,080 Speaker 1: want to check it out. Yeah, okay, So this is 683 00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,719 Speaker 1: a square foot home that's big. Okay, it's good, five 684 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:05,799 Speaker 1: better six path, two tennis courts, inside swimming pool, it's 685 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:12,839 Speaker 1: got the home theater system. Yeah right here. Yeah, that's 686 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:17,879 Speaker 1: a great public school. District. That's a great So that's 687 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:30,520 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be selling. Oh um, well congratulations, thanks. 688 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:36,120 Speaker 1: And me is that we're just looking for something to 689 00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:40,239 Speaker 1: add to our asset sheet. Um. I'll be honest, we're 690 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,480 Speaker 1: not really looking to move in right away, but we 691 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,480 Speaker 1: do want a good bang for our buck, if you 692 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,120 Speaker 1: know what I mean. I know exactly what you mean. 693 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,800 Speaker 1: And if you follow me this way, i'll show you. 694 00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,960 Speaker 1: Do you have a golf cart or anything. We're not 695 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,680 Speaker 1: big on walking. Um right, yeah, we're not the Johnson's 696 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,120 Speaker 1: for goodness sake, they've got feet. We're just looking for 697 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:10,080 Speaker 1: some bang for our ass Okay. Wow, um, well okay, 698 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,880 Speaker 1: So if you look past this fence, you don't have 699 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,359 Speaker 1: to walk to it, but you can see it from 700 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,560 Speaker 1: over here, but you can't really you know, you'll be 701 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,080 Speaker 1: able to take it in more if you walk just 702 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,759 Speaker 1: across the street. Um, if you look past the fence there, 703 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,920 Speaker 1: that whole uh just a very grassy area. It's actually 704 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,520 Speaker 1: it's not it's not occupied, and um, I'm not sure 705 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,400 Speaker 1: it is owned, but well what isn't for sale? Am 706 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,560 Speaker 1: I right? If you want it, you can get it 707 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,520 Speaker 1: because it's America. That's how we work. That's actually our mantra. 708 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,720 Speaker 1: Just a second, can we can we have a second 709 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:49,080 Speaker 1: to talk among our absolutely okay, okay, honey, yeah, yeah 710 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,279 Speaker 1: with you. I don't think she knows what she's doing. 711 00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,879 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Um, you just step over here. So sorry, 712 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,560 Speaker 1: you're so much you see so sweet, But she's an idiot. 713 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:05,880 Speaker 1: Let's go. It's it's a loud whisper and it's carrying, 714 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,360 Speaker 1: so right, can't we just you can just say in 715 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,920 Speaker 1: front of me, let's do that. Let's do that. Sure, okay, 716 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: we'll all do well. I love it, my god, So 717 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,920 Speaker 1: you just went up to the landowner and bought this 718 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,880 Speaker 1: lot straight out? I love it. Oh my gosh. So American. 719 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,960 Speaker 1: I mean we couldn't see beyond the fence, but there 720 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,440 Speaker 1: was lots of grass. My husband said, let's do it, 721 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,760 Speaker 1: and you know, we wanted to add to our ass. 722 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: That's how we do it. We're we're originally from Idaho, 723 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,480 Speaker 1: and that's how things get done there. You want something, 724 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,880 Speaker 1: you get it America. I totally understand. Yeah, well, this 725 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,760 Speaker 1: is a beautiful property. I can totally see several homes 726 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,120 Speaker 1: on here, maybe underground homes. And where are you from? 727 00:46:50,600 --> 00:47:01,560 Speaker 1: Went from Italy. Huh, there's the radioactive air you're Oh Jesus, 728 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,000 Speaker 1: he sounds so weird. I'm taking it up. We can 729 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,399 Speaker 1: hear it. Turn off my shirt so we can hear you. Yeah, 730 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,880 Speaker 1: for today, Oh glorious, glorious people. Thank you for gathering 731 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,919 Speaker 1: once again, starting with, of course, Jackie de ruth Thank 732 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,560 Speaker 1: you for having me. Jackie. Folks should check out your 733 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:30,799 Speaker 1: Instagram anything else you want to share. Um, really, I'm 734 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,400 Speaker 1: not Jackie to Ruthie and the rest of us is 735 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,560 Speaker 1: the rest of it is none of our business. Rest 736 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,640 Speaker 1: none of your business. I mean, if you want to 737 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:43,640 Speaker 1: find out. Um, but that's how is the park pie dog, 738 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: the podcakes, the pockets at the bet right now? She 739 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:52,000 Speaker 1: has a U T I. I saw it because I'm 740 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,560 Speaker 1: a woman and I too have had to uti and 741 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,560 Speaker 1: it was like this cal this this cairls a U 742 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,080 Speaker 1: T I. I can talk. Sure enough. She didn't. She 743 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:03,360 Speaker 1: didn't pee after making love. She didn't. She didn't she 744 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:12,120 Speaker 1: sucked up. Okay to front, it's just been got this up. 745 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,200 Speaker 1: Thank you for being here, James CEI, thank you as well, 746 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,600 Speaker 1: thanks for having me here. And I'd also like to 747 00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,439 Speaker 1: thank a certain oddity which is spelled with the one 748 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,880 Speaker 1: instead of an eye oddity. Uh. They reviewed with five stars. 749 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,439 Speaker 1: The title was fully loaded. When it feels like life 750 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:35,000 Speaker 1: has taken a surprise baalb movement on your mood. These 751 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,560 Speaker 1: guys scrub a clean with the fire hose of comedy. 752 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,319 Speaker 1: That's a damn good review. Could have had a better 753 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,440 Speaker 1: I'm going to change the one sheet. That's how good 754 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:49,440 Speaker 1: that is. Yes, thank you Odyssey, and thank you James 755 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,919 Speaker 1: very much. A tool sing, thank you. It's great. Great 756 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,279 Speaker 1: to be here always. You can find me on my 757 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,080 Speaker 1: socials at a tool time, and I just this is 758 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,200 Speaker 1: a silly thing that for there was a it in 759 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,360 Speaker 1: my life where I didn't know the difference between A U, 760 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,279 Speaker 1: T I and STD. So thank you for admitting that 761 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,719 Speaker 1: and sharing that that sort of vulnerabilities is uncommon, so 762 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,840 Speaker 1: we appreciate it greatly. Speaking of uncommon, Joey, thank you 763 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,480 Speaker 1: for being here as well. Thank you for having me, 764 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,440 Speaker 1: thanks for letting me in. Every time we do this, 765 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,719 Speaker 1: I have to pleading bag and you still let me 766 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,799 Speaker 1: do this and I appreciate it. And I just want 767 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,640 Speaker 1: to say, I just want to say, James, if you 768 00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:31,560 Speaker 1: ever interrupt me in the intro again, I should wear, Craig, 769 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,400 Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. Of course, the 770 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,719 Speaker 1: U t I is the University of Texas at Englewood. 771 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,360 Speaker 1: And uh, Kevin, sure you know of about a parliament 772 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,000 Speaker 1: of owl's a murder of crows? Do you know what 773 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,760 Speaker 1: a gathering of hippopotami is? Yes? I do? What is it? Hippies? 774 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:57,120 Speaker 1: Is that true? A bloat? I'm looking for a bloat, hippopotama? 775 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:02,400 Speaker 1: A bloat? Can we change it to please? Graig? A 776 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,359 Speaker 1: group of pop cakes is a parliament as well? There 777 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:10,320 Speaker 1: you go learning this simultaneously, so I'm gonna stay with 778 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,120 Speaker 1: Parliament of funk. Let's thank our engineering produiser of the Stars, 779 00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:19,000 Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bain, and the five folks that I heart media. 780 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,839 Speaker 1: Thank you all so much. I'm your host, Kevin Pollack, 781 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,480 Speaker 1: reminding you to please be counting each other and tell 782 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,120 Speaker 1: everyone you've ever met to give us a listen. However, 783 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,719 Speaker 1: folks are getting their podcasts um and continue to write 784 00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,160 Speaker 1: to us. Your name here, Welcome to this dot com. 785 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,160 Speaker 1: Love to hear from you, and thanks to all of 786 00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,239 Speaker 1: our patron supporters as well. Be kind where I'm asked 787 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,239 Speaker 1: up being a jerk. Until next time. Alcohol