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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty two,

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Speaker 1: Episode three of.

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Speaker 2: Der Daily's Guy Yeah production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into america shared consciousness. And it is Wednesday, January twenty fourth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: One two four two four Yeah, one two four two four.

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Speaker 2: Guess what?

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Speaker 3: It's Library shelfy Day. I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 3: I think that's just when you cute. Let's see you are. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it's just for all you bibliophiles do something fun with

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Speaker 3: your shelf. I guess with your book spines.

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Speaker 2: It's also National Peanut Butter Day and baar Kan Appreciation Day.

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Speaker 3: I'll let you just appreciate. I that was beer can

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Speaker 3: or bacon beer can? It's beer can?

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Speaker 1: Is that a real? That is like such a that

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Speaker 1: feels like such an industry fucking day.

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Speaker 3: Like, hey man, we salute the can, the canneries, and

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Speaker 3: the makers of aluminum cans for our favorite beers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, God, I was gonna say bacon Appreciation days like

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Speaker 1: they have won for every month. It feels like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly exactly, shout out to beer cans. Yeah, that's very something.

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Speaker 2: Our guests would probably know because there was poll tab,

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Speaker 2: there was cone top, there was stay tab. You know,

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Speaker 2: as you go, I know everything about beer cans.

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Speaker 1: I feel like our guests might have had a beer

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Speaker 1: can collection at some point as a as a youngster.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I did. And I can tell you anything you

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Speaker 2: want to know about.

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Speaker 1: Beer Canser, Well, what's the way?

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Speaker 2: What's a cone top? Cone top is the thing they

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Speaker 2: did in the twenties and thirties where I don't know

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Speaker 2: why they did that, but they made the can into

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Speaker 2: like a fake bottle wept by just like putting a

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Speaker 2: spout on it. Those things are worth a lot of money,

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Speaker 2: unless you ask my grandfather, in which case he said

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Speaker 2: to whom, like who are they worth money to? Because

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Speaker 2: I was always like, look, Grandpa, I got this old

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Speaker 2: can and it's worth a zillion dollars, and he was like,

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Speaker 2: who cares to who? To whom he had a point.

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Speaker 2: He had a very good point, because I have all

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Speaker 2: those cans now in the basement. What's left in But yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can tell you about khone tops and flat tops

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Speaker 2: flattops and they use the church key. And then then

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Speaker 2: we moved on to pull tabs, and now we're on fu. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what are those things?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, State Tab nineteen seventy five. There's like a whole

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Speaker 1: timeline up here.

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting Like in fifth grade. I was in

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Speaker 2: fifth grade in nineteen seventy fuck, I don't know, eight

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Speaker 2: or something, and that was like everybody collected beer cans.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy kids collecting beer cans.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, gotta catch the gotta have them

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Speaker 1: all like Stanley quenchers.

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Speaker 2: But it's not right for kids to collect beer cans.

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Speaker 1: They did that too, like for a long time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was that was the thing.

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Speaker 2: They were supposed to be validly at a price book.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean like you were cruising for rare

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Speaker 2: beer cans as kids, Jack.

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Speaker 1: I just remember like my friends having beer can collections

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Speaker 1: in their bedrooms, usually my friends who had a water bed.

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Speaker 3: Oh, like maybe it would just be like family trash

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Speaker 3: to be like, look, beer can it up there kind

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Speaker 2: Well, no, you could go to a show. It was

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Speaker 2: like a I went to a show like uh at

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Speaker 2: Nights of Columbus, like forty five minutes away from my house,

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Speaker 2: actually the same town where my mom looked at that

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Speaker 2: drum set that she rejected. Yeah, it's walling for Connecticut,

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Speaker 2: Walling for Connecticut to bring up those memories. Man, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but I went to this beer can show and then

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Speaker 2: it's like you're hanging around with grown men who are

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Speaker 2: obsessed with beer cans or even worse than kids who

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Speaker 2: because a least kids don't know any better, right, right, right,

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Speaker 2: But the adults are selling beer cans to children, you know,

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Speaker 2: being like this is worth a lot of money, you know,

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Speaker 2: and I'm buying a bunch of It's just as.

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Speaker 1: War comes all the way from Colorado.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they make jokes about that. But you

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Speaker 2: can't be drinking those, not yet, but as soon as

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Speaker 2: you're able to, you should start drinking. I'm like crazy, No,

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Speaker 2: it tastes like shit, by the way. Yeah, but it's

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Speaker 2: like my plumber or whatever or whatever this guy was

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Speaker 2: renovating our house or something like one of the few

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Speaker 2: times my silly family had like a worker. Like that

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Speaker 2: was the kind of town I grew up in where

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Speaker 2: if you had a worker in your house, you felt

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Speaker 2: because everybody always had work being done to their house

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Speaker 2: because they're a rich So we had this worker and

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Speaker 2: I just remember he told me that whiskey puts hair

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Speaker 2: on your chest. And I just wonder what motivates a

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Speaker 2: grown person to say that's like a ten year old.

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Speaker 3: It's someone who's trying to invite you into the league

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Speaker 3: of extraordinary binge drinkers.

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Speaker 2: Probably right, It's just like he was just drunk, like yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean whenever you hear that'll put hair like, it's

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Speaker 3: it's always like danger is.

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Speaker 2: Like you better watch out that hot sauce that will

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Speaker 2: put hair you chest. You would take whiskey, they'll put

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Speaker 2: hair or your chest exactly, But you better if you're

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Speaker 2: a parent, you better say some interesting stuff to your kids,

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Speaker 2: because I don't remember anything from my childhood except for

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Speaker 2: that guy. It's like it was the only thing I

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Speaker 2: remember from my childhood is that man telling me that

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Speaker 2: what's your chest hair count? Right now? Oh it's out

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Speaker 2: of control? Okay, well that must I drank so much

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Speaker 2: I got hair on my shoulders. And like somebody like.

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Speaker 1: A child that is something like drinking something will put

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Speaker 1: hair on their chest.

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Speaker 2: Is like a body horror.

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Speaker 1: Situation kind of it's like really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but also was nineteen seventy eight, so this guy

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Speaker 2: was actually trying to get me laid. You know right,

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Speaker 2: that's right, even get if you're lucky. Yeah, I opened up.

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Speaker 2: You'll get some hair on your shoulders.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got my little crucy, got to let my

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Speaker 3: little Saint Christopher medallion and gold dangling amongst my chest weeds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I wish my shoulders would come in more, but they

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Speaker 2: have got a condition, your shoulder hair. That's the number one.

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Speaker 2: So he probably was trying to do me a favor.

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Speaker 2: But I also think he probably was kind of drunk,

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Speaker 2: because when you're drunk, you want to tell somebody.

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Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, yeah, get them in on the club.

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Speaker 1: But it's all winks.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: You're never like, hey, I'm pissed kid. It's more like, hey,

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Speaker 2: You want to know how to have fun while you're

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Speaker 2: fucking fixing a window frame? Yeah, he's like, hey, you

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Speaker 2: want to shoot the nail gun with me? Yeah? You think?

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Speaker 2: Do you think fixing a window frames boring? I got

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Speaker 2: I got a little secret for you, drunk off my

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Speaker 2: fucking face, bro.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, my name is Jen O'Brien aka how

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Speaker 1: long till we see the YETI Fuck film? The one

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Speaker 1: where they fuck you can fart, How long till we

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Speaker 1: see the YETI Fuck Film?

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a true work of art.

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Rizik on the discord to the

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Speaker 1: tune of Doggy in the Window for anybody who was curious,

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Speaker 1: I was having a hard time getting Doggy in the

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Speaker 1: Window in my head. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: as always by my co host mister Miles Graham, Miles.

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Speaker 3: Ga, Miles Gay, Miles Gray. I'm having a Donald Trump moment. Also,

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Speaker 3: the dream Weaver aka Blood say, you don't have to

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Speaker 3: turn off the night light.

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Speaker 2: Those days are over.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to spare your guts into the night,

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Speaker 4: blood sir.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to liquidly to night. The night pass

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Speaker 2: too vivid.

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Speaker 1: You're not sure if it's real or if it's fright sad.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Shout out Rockeroni for one of my favorite songs to

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Speaker 3: do karaoke to rock.

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Speaker 2: Sande talking about here just just just embracing those dreams.

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Speaker 3: Someone give me a dream Weaver aka please come on now.

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Speaker 3: I think I think that leaned into the it's right.

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Speaker 3: There is there one in there. There's one in the discord.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, okay, well then I'm happy. I think

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Speaker 1: you've actually done it already.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no, someone called my doctor.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm just imagining it. Maybe it's

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Speaker 1: so obvious I'm right there, that I just my brain

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Speaker 1: filled in the gaps.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, very possible, very possible. So many songs about dreams.

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Speaker 5: Anyways, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined in our

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Speaker 5: third seat by a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician

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Speaker 5: with the seven point four rated album on.

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Speaker 2: Pitch four to his game, That's right.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to his podcast called brew Got Me

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Speaker 1: Like anywhere Fine Podcasts, or give it away for free.

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Speaker 1: His new book, The Advice King Anthology, available anywhere fine

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Speaker 1: books are sold or given away for free.

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Speaker 2: At the library.

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Speaker 1: You know, the poetry window is open because it's Chris

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Speaker 1: motherfucking crafted God.

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Speaker 2: That what's up? Good to see you, guys. What's up?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: I noticed something about it.

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Speaker 3: You look like you have your your fist over your

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Speaker 3: chest like you're doing half a Waconda salute.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I broke my scapula Thursday. I got

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Speaker 2: an email from or No. I sent an email saying, hey,

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Speaker 2: I would like to go back on the Daily Zeitgeist

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Speaker 2: we were thinking about it on Tuesday, and I said,

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Speaker 2: sure Wednesday, Today's Wednesday. I guess in the podcast world,

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Speaker 2: but a little podcast ruin ruin everything. I've ruined everything.

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Speaker 2: whole show over? When? When the When I sent that email,

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Speaker 2: I did not have a broken scapula. I had never

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Speaker 2: even heard of a scapula. And then when I when

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Speaker 2: I got when, I confirmed, yeah, sure I'll do it.

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Speaker 2: Tuesday I was on like, you know, morphine. But I

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Speaker 2: figured by Tuesday i'd be all right. But I broke

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Speaker 2: my scapula Thursday afternoon, fuck ma, and I broke my

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Speaker 2: rib and uh So Nashville has been like this ice

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Speaker 2: skating rink for a week and now it just went

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Speaker 2: away because it just got finally went up to like

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Speaker 2: forty or fifty or whatever, right, and so all this

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Speaker 2: stuff melted. But for a week, I guess Nashville has

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Speaker 2: like a couple snowblouse I mean, yeah, you mean literally

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Speaker 2: was not cool. It was like everybody was falling down.

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Speaker 2: My neighborhood was like a fucking circus. Like it was

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Speaker 2: You said you'd wanted to. We're doing this show. You

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Speaker 1: What do you mean something's broken? Like, I get I

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Speaker 1: Canceled my health insurance because I feel like I.

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Speaker 2: which of course is impossible. Anyway, that he did a

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00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 2: podcast for Wondering or something called about Tracy Lawrence, and

435
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 2: I really did not like that podcast, and I hated

436
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,239
Speaker 2: his tone it like hated it. It was a very

437
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 2: creepy podcast. It was done with other journalists and both

438
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 2: of them came off looking like shit. I couldn't even

439
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,439
Speaker 2: finish listening to it. But it doesn't matter. Rialto report.

440
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is rialto report. You know. I'm not

441
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 2: saying that I'm a fan of their fucking people, but

442
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,360
Speaker 2: I love this story they found about this woman named Ultramax.

443
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 2: And if you go down, I don't know if I

444
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 2: could see Miles's face, I can see he's on this

445
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 2: on this website. Oh yeah, you saw my mouth get

446
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: real slack. You see Ultramax. It's like the third one down.

447
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when it's like part one Ultramax Queen of

448
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: she looks like.

449
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 2: Flow from Mel's Diner, that old show from like you know,

450
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 2: I don't even know why I'm fucking mentioning that with

451
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 2: your audience's age, but there's no reason whatsoever. But she

452
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 2: looks just like Flow from Mel's Diner. So not like

453
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 2: not like a bombshell or anything. She looks like a

454
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 2: regular person. Total looks like an older, older, regular person.

455
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she looks like she would be a politician.

456
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 1: I assumed looking at the picture that this was a

457
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 1: story about a politician's wife who like tried to shut

458
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: down the porn industry, or like Margaret Thatcher's sister.

459
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 2: But instead it's Queen of the Swingers. And she was

460
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: like part of like the Long Island, like the thriving

461
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 2: swinging scene of like wealthy Manhattan and but like professional

462
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 2: class like yeah, doctors and dentists and stuff, and then

463
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 2: like also on Amityville, Long Island. So it was like

464
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 2: it was basically this Jewish professionals swinger culture. And it

465
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 2: is unbelievable because Jewish professionals are not necessarily always you know,

466
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 2: you don't picture like a nineteen seventies dentist being very

467
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 2: like hot, like a like a suburban dentist, and they're not,

468
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 2: and neither is Ultramax. But they all were so horny

469
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 2: and so out of control because of like the early

470
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: seventies just being like everybody should have sex with everybody

471
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 2: all the time. And have you ever tried a rubber

472
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 2: mallet on your dick? Like there's like you can mail

473
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 2: order a rubber mallet that's just your Dickah with her

474
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: name Ultramax like Maxine, right, But but there's the whole story.

475
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 2: She named herself Ultramax like that already. She was like, Wow,

476
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 2: they were gonna name me like super Maxine or something

477
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 2: or whatever it was, and shall we settled on Ultramax.

478
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: But just about halfway down, there's a picture of a

479
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: swinger's party that go down her interview. Yeah, and then

480
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: see a picture where there's a man smoking a cigar

481
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 2: and it looks kind of like one of those like

482
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 2: a colored palette's kind of like a dog playing cards,

483
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 2: kind of one of those paintings. Yeah, oh yeah, do

484
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 2: you see that? Now, blow that fucking thing up and

485
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 2: then just thank me, just thank me. And also since

486
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 2: I have to have that image in my life now

487
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 2: you do, because it never will leave. Look at that

488
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 2: fucking pageant. There is a whole. This thing is dense.

489
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 2: It's like look where. It's like there's a story in

490
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 2: every spare inch of this image.

491
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: Uncle Junior is like squeezing some guy's nipples in the

492
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 1: back that one.

493
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: I didn't even see that, so busy looking at that

494
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: guy's cigar which turns out as a breadstick. Oh yeah,

495
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 2: it's some kind of a food thing. Wow, I thought

496
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 2: it was a penis. It looks like a Tullusla Trek painting.

497
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it is crazy. And it's like a photograph

498
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: of a home in Amityville, Long Island in nineteen seventy three.

499
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: And what this is all coming around to is what happened?

500
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: Why was life so interesting? And now it sucks?

501
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

502
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 2: Where the Cultramax having a food party? And it's the

503
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: Internet ruined everything. Everybody in that picture would be looking

504
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: at their phones instead of whatever that woman's doing rubbing

505
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: down a pepperoni or you see that one lady who

506
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think that's a pepperoni, boss. I'm no, no, no, no,

507
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: that's what I thought too. But it is a pepperoni.

508
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: That's the thing. He's like, Oh, it's the food stuff. Yeah,

509
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: there's the one guy who's tickling the one guy's nipples.

510
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 2: But then there's the other right next to him. That

511
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 2: woman is squeezing some kind of piece of pepperoni, sausage

512
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: or something. But that man, the look on that man's face.

513
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 2: I mentioned the size of that man's penis the one

514
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 2: with the fucking breadstick in his mouth. Yeah, Like, what

515
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: kind of seduction is that? Like to look at a

516
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 2: woman like that dead? He has no smile on his face.

517
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: He looks dead, angry, pens penislacid. He is huge, but

518
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: it's flaccid, and he has either a giant cigar that's

519
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 2: unlit or I also, I like the idea of guys

520
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 2: back then couldn't even sex wasn't enough. It was such

521
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 2: a wild sex party in seventy three that they were like,

522
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: I want to smoke while I'm having sex. Regular regular

523
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 2: group sex is so boring. I must have a tobacco product. Yeah,

524
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 2: lineup a cigar, and I'm not gonna smile at all

525
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 2: because this is an everyday occurrence. That dude looks like

526
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 2: pop kind of and he does arrow wind Bill. You know, Yeah,

527
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 2: I think we could do an iHeartRadio podcast just about Ultramax. Okay,

528
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,959
Speaker 2: and we do dramatizations. I do the voice of Ultramax.

529
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I just think that picture

530
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 2: is something that people need. Picture is amazing, it's really

531
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: and it's you're never gonna forget that. So that's my

532
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: gift to you. Well, thank you.

533
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: We will link off to it with the N S

534
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: f W in the in the footnotes.

535
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people are falling out of the fucking Google off.

536
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: Ultramax looks like a fucking icon that everybody should know about.

537
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 2: People are flipping out of their chairs of there we works.

538
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also the gazoo. Oh my god, that's what

539
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 4: crazy people saying. Gat zouga.

540
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 2: While we're at it. People used to say gat zouga

541
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 2: when they saw a picture. Dropped that picture into any

542
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: fucking we work and see what. Yeah, spitting cappuccino everywhere espresso.

543
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,239
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.

544
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: Tuck overrated under it.

545
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.

546
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: And where back and Chris crofton, what is something that

547
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: you think is overrated, sir?

548
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: Overrated is the oscars and people being like, I'm mad

549
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: my movie didn't get fucking whatever. You know, I didn't

550
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: get my movie, he didn't get Saltburn got robbed first

551
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 2: of all. Saltburn sucks second of all. Who cares? At

552
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 2: this point? Rich kids do all the art. So these

553
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: rich kids, you want to give them a statue on

554
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: top of everything else. Yeah, that's that I do, Chris, No,

555
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: And they vote on themselves. Who do you think? Both

556
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 2: for these oscars? Their parents rich, other rich kids vote

557
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: on them and they don't even watch the movies they cost.

558
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: Okay, they better get a fucking statue, you know. For you,

559
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.

560
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 2: I mean, like end of the world stuff. It's like

561
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: people getting mad about their show being canceled. It's just

562
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: end of the world stuff. It's like, you know, I

563
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: don't know, It's just people's lives have gotten so crazily.

564
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: I can't even speak. I had coldbrew. I don't know

565
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 2: why I did. I had some earlier too, with.

566
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: My broken have gotten so crazily devoid of sex parties

567
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: with yes exactly, pepperoni.

568
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 2: Yes, there's nothing pepperoni. Not enough naked people dead staring

569
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: at each other while getting a huge piece of food.

570
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 2: So anyway, I don't I don't care about I mean,

571
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,959
Speaker 2: the fact that people are invested in the oscars makes

572
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: me sad, and also just the idea of people trying

573
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: to be cinophiles in an age where all the movies blow.

574
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 2: I would love it. I would love it if we

575
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: could all be back in a time where we could

576
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: be serious about movies. Yeah.

577
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 3: Back, And I'm square at a you know, sort of

578
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 3: grimy cinema watching Ultramax Flix.

579
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: I miss being pretentious, I miss intellectual conversations, but it's gone.

580
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: Stop trying to manufacture it. Ooh, I wonder if, Oh,

581
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 2: I wonder which movie this year? There's so many rich

582
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: examples of Get out of Here. It's like there's no

583
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: movies they are good. It's like one movie that's good

584
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 2: if you're lucky, right, And everybody decided it was Oppenheimer

585
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: and for some reason Barbie, which I didn't see and

586
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna see. And I can't even look at

587
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: I tried to watch five seconds of that movie made

588
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: me want to throw up. I can't even look at it.

589
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: I can't even look at it. I saw it on

590
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: fucking one of the machines, you know, fucking one of

591
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 2: the one of the the apps. Oh, one of the machines,

592
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: you know, like Disney Plus or something. I was at

593
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: someone's house. They oh my god. I was like, this

594
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: looks horrible. I don't care what God anyway, Oh oh look,

595
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 2: how beautiful. What's her name? Don't worry rich rich kid

596
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: x y x seventy nine. However her you know, like

597
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: whatever the conveyor belt that rolled off. I'm not into

598
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: hot people. We need to take hot people down, not

599
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: give them statues. Yeah, what's her name? Who plays mar Yeah,

600
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: Margot Robbie. Oh yeah, she better get a statue or

601
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 2: else what She'll have an even bigger ego and hit

602
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: her personal assistant even harder with her phone. We can

603
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: confirm more.

604
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Deny, excuse me, mart Robbie hits her.

605
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: I'm sure she she seems very nice.

606
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated?

607
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: My show on NPR, Yeah, my show, Nashville Confidential. How's

608
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: it going? It's I mean, it's a dream come true.

609
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm looking for sponsors right now though, because NPR, uh,

610
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: they're they're they're dealing with the same thing everybody else

611
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: is dealing with, which is is a. People don't have

612
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: any people don't have any money to give them like

613
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: they maybe did, so they're like I I was. I

614
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: did three segments, and to do more segments, I have

615
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: to have sponsors, which I'm working on here in Nashville.

616
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: But the segments I've done so far have been really fun.

617
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: And and and the fact that I've been on NPR,

618
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 2: even though it's local w PLN, but it's like a

619
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: huge reach. So I'm doing like and I'm getting to

620
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: sneak in some commentary. I mean, like, you know, you're

621
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to get you know, I'm not

622
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: gonna be able to say what I want to say necessarily,

623
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: but I can say a little and I can also

624
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 2: just I'm also I'm so into being on the on

625
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: the radio that I would even just do entertainment pieces

626
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 2: because people need that too. They don't just need me

627
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 2: yelling about, you know, being mad at hot people or so.

628
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: Uh you know those entertainment pieces.

629
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So the last one I did was riding

630
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: the bus. So I've done three. The first one was

631
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: the bell which, the second one was about my campaign,

632
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: and the third one was about the bus and the

633
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: bus bus one was my favorite, because here's the idea.

634
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 2: I was gonna take the bus and I was just

635
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 2: gonna talk to people. That was a whole idea. I

636
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just gonna talk to people. And I

637
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know what am I talk to

638
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: them about. And then my friend was like, yeah, the

639
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: bus man, no one takes the bus here because the

640
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: bus doesn't go anywhere. And he's like, and if you

641
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: want to go to the west side, forget it. And

642
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: I was like, I know, because rich people don't like

643
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: the bus to come near them. And in Nashville, they

644
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 2: had a whole plan for a new bus, and the

645
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: Tennessee State legislature, who actually live in these rich neighborhoods

646
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: outside Nashville, outlawed that kind of bus because it was

647
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: gonna let people from my side of town get to

648
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: their side of town and that's not what they want.

649
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: So I decided, oh shit, I could do a kind

650
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 2: of commentary in the bus trip. So I said, there's

651
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 2: this botanical garden called cheek Wood in West Nashville, and

652
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 2: so I decided to try and take the bus to

653
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 2: cheek Wood, which is from Madison. So I was talking

654
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: about Look, I was talking about my neighborhood, Kratum and

655
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 2: vape stores. And then I'm trying to go to the

656
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: Botanical Garden and I never got there because you can't

657
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: get there. You can get a mile away from it.

658
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: But I even missed my stop and I ended up

659
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: five miles away from it, and then I ended up

660
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: at Sprouts. I ended up in the sprout seas in

661
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 2: the bathroom, and I asked them past year. This is

662
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: my favorite part of the report actually, and it's just

663
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 2: real subtle because I didn't even have them. I had

664
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: the mic on, but I didn't have it right in

665
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: front of the guy. But I just said, hey, man,

666
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: can I get to cheek Is cheek Wood near here?

667
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: And he goes yeah, And I said, oh, just is

668
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: cheek Wood near here? And he said yeah, and I said,

669
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: he said it's about ten minutes by you know, you

670
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 2: know you're driving, This is about ten minutes. I said

671
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: what if I want to walk? And he goes, well,

672
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: that would take three or four hours. And I said like,

673
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: and I said three or four hours and he said

674
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 2: along would take me.

675
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey man, I'm just looking at your legs and

676
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: I'm just doing the math.

677
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: So I just thought I don't know why it made

678
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: me laugh so hard, just the fact that he says

679
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: a ten minute drive with a three or four.

680
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we don't have a lot of experience making

681
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 1: that conversion in our day of day lives.

682
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 2: But I had to turn back and I went back

683
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 2: home and the bus. I didn't want to demonize the

684
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: bus because the bus actually was pleasant. It just doesn't

685
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: go It really just goes down the main thoroughfares. And

686
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: so if you can go to I'm trying to think

687
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 2: of where I would put it. I guess I could

688
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 2: put it a link to it somewhere. I don't know

689
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: how I could do it, but or maybe you guys could.

690
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: Link to the most recent one episode for the most

691
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: recent from Chris, it's really fun Nashville Confidential.

692
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: And when I was rolling down Gallaton Road, which is

693
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 2: the Dumpy Road, which is runs through the middle of

694
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 2: East Nashville, which is funny because it's like all the

695
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: yoga pants people just have to pretend it doesn't exist,

696
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: like to fulfill their whatever, just to make them feel

697
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 2: like they got didn't get ripped off moving to Nashville

698
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: after they read all the hype and then they get

699
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: there and they're like, why am I running by a

700
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: payday loan place in my yoga pants? So they just

701
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 2: pretend their yoga do. They pretend the payday loan place

702
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 2: is like a I don't know what, an old cabin

703
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: an orange And I went by this abandoned car wash

704
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: and I realized they should turn that thing into a

705
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 2: coffee shop. This is just on the fly. I'll go

706
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 2: down by on the bus and you can squirt coffee.

707
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: Have those fucking old water guns and you could make

708
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 2: fucking oat pham come out of the fucking phone brushes

709
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 2: and you could turn that dial to like whatever you want,

710
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 2: like you know, moke mocha, Mocha with the whip. Will

711
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: you have like a whip whip? I mean you have to.

712
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: We talked about it on my podcast. You have to

713
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: get some controls in there, because you know, people can't

714
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 2: be squareding coffee. You'll lose money. Well, you'll lose money.

715
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: You can't have that thing squirt. You have to limit it.

716
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: It's like a barbercare, like a barberchare shot. Yeah, it's

717
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 2: not it's not unlimited, yeah yeah yeah, just enough to

718
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: do something. You got to measure yeah yeah, yeah. But Anyway,

719
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 2: some woman emailed me or sent me an Instagram message

720
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: saying she was working in Laverne, which is somewhere outside

721
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 2: of town here, which I don't know where it is.

722
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: It's kind of like saying, like, I don't know what

723
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 2: it's like saying, but some someplace outside of la that

724
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: you never you've heard of, but you've never been Laverne.

725
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 2: So Laverne. She was coming from Laverne, and she's from Knoxville,

726
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: and she caught that, and she goes, I love what

727
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: you said about the squirting a coffee, and I'm gonna

728
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 2: listen to w PLN more, which is you know, if

729
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 2: she does, she's not going to hear anybody else talking

730
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 2: about But I was so happy. You know, that's the

731
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 2: fun of the radio. You know, it's like, yeah, there's

732
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: just random people who the business owners consider consider sponsoring. Yeah,

733
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: I've got a couple things lined up. But you know,

734
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 2: it's it's not it's not something that the corporation is

735
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 2: necessarily going to see an obvious tie into it. You know,

736
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 2: I'm describing it as the Daily Show meets did I say,

737
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 2: I can't remember it as it meets meets And then

738
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: he kind of trailed off. But yeah, I do need

739
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 2: a sponsor, and it's not that much money. It's really

740
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 2: just covering my salary. There you go. Anyway, it's exciting.

741
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 2: And if I don't do something with National Confidential on NPR,

742
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: I I can do something with it somewhere else because

743
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 2: I really enjoy this talking to people in the public.

744
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 2: It's really fun. Oh and I'll tell you one thing quick. Sorry.

745
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: This guy in the bus station said hey, can I

746
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: talk to you? And I was like, or He's like,

747
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: he didn't say that. He said he said, what's up, man,

748
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: what are you doing? And I was like, I was like,

749
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 2: He's like, I worked for a sewer department.

750
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: It's like that.

751
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: He's smoking a lot. I don't know how he's smoking

752
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 2: a lot. He's only smoking one cigarette, but he's smoking

753
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 2: a lot. And he was like, what are you doing?

754
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm doing something about the bus.

755
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: He's like, ah, the bus, but he didn't really say

756
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: he just kept going like, ah, yeah, the bus. You know.

757
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, the bus. What do you take

758
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 2: the bus? He goes, yeah, I take the bus. The bus.

759
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: He just kept saying the bus. And then in the

760
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: middle of talking to me, a woman walks by and

761
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 2: he goes, hey, baby, and then he tries to grab

762
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 2: her and and then he goes then he goes sorry,

763
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: and then he continued to talk to me, and then

764
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 2: he said, what's this going to be on?

765
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 4: Oh?

766
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 2: Man, man, I should have a radio show so funny.

767
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: I was like, you sorry, wolf Whistle. Sorry. I just

768
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 2: kind of scorpion because I'm like, come here, sorry, get

769
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: over here.

770
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 5: Sorry about that?

771
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 2: Was he apologizing to you or the woman? I don't

772
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: know what. No, he wasn't apologizing to the woman. He

773
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: was he was apologizing for I guess. Just yeah, for me,

774
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 2: I guess or something Jesus or something. I'm sorry that man. Yeah,

775
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 2: I l is right there, my bad man. Yeah. So

776
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 2: he didn't get he didn't get on the report.

777
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, well hey you're saving you're saving for future

778
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: future reports.

779
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah exactly, co host. It's really fun, man. I

780
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 2: talked to a nice kid on the bus, like a

781
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 2: centrist kid, because I was like, he's like, he's like

782
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: just graduating from college. He's like a senior. I was

783
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: talking about the stadium being bullshit. You know, I said this,

784
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: Titans deserve a worst stadium because they suck and he's like,

785
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 2: we mustn't, you know. He was a little bit. He

786
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: was just trying to like he's just going making his

787
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 2: way in the world. I'm on the other end of

788
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: the spectrum where I'm like, you know, some kind of

789
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: goat chewing cans, you know, and uh like, oh yeah,

790
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 2: are you excited about the Titans?

791
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 4: You know?

792
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, kind of fuck you then, you know.

793
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: Can It was, come on, need cans with me, skip

794
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: the middle part. So he so the middle part, you mean,

795
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: my life.

796
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 1: Whatever, I collect these beer cans.

797
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he so he I said the stadium. I said,

798
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 2: how was the stadiums? He said, I went to a game.

799
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: I said, it's the stadium falling apart, because you know,

800
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 2: there's they're building a new stadium, you know, And he

801
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 2: said yeah. He said, I think that there's an ulterior

802
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 2: motive there, but that remains to be seen. And I

803
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: said remains to be seen right there, you know. Right away,

804
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 2: it's like it's like he's like, I was like, I

805
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: can tell you. He's like, I don't understand what the

806
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 2: scam is. I was like, I can tell you what

807
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 2: it is. Anyway. It was just a funny contraction between

808
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 2: the two. You know, I was like, it's a you know,

809
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: their friends are going to build the bathrooms.

810
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 3: Hey, well look, give people a look. Don't give it

811
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 3: all away, man, because people got to tune in now,

812
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

813
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh, it's twenty five minutes long. Yeah, no, I mean

814
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: I'm talking on NPR. Wow, you turn on NPR. There's

815
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: me talking about squirting fucking coffee and breaking young pets

816
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 2: me and destroying young people's dreams of centrist existence. Well,

817
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: I'm excited about the Titans.

818
00:40:53,480 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: Why they suck always will anyway, all right, we're gonna

819
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back.

820
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 2: And we're back.

821
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: We're back, And Chris Craffin, do you know what a

822
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: Stanley quencher is?

823
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. It sounds like something

824
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 2: for a drill.

825
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, that's kind of yeah, it's uh, it's the

826
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: drill gets hot. It's actually the most one of the

827
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: most sought after consumer items of the last year. And

828
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 1: you know, like Stanley like insulated thermosis and stuff, you know,

829
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: like you know, they've been around for like over on

830
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: hundred I was thinking about Stanley drills.

831
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: I was thinking about Yeah, Stanley makes a whole bunch

832
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: of shit.

833
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're all the same, are they also? The

834
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: Stanley vacuums, Stanley steamers. I think we tried to figure

835
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: this out live on the on mic before and never

836
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: got anywhere.

837
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 3: It's Stanley nineteen thirteen drink wear and gear is what

838
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 3: they have on their website. It feels like mostly cups,

839
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 3: but hey, look look, Stanley is a very common name.

840
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: But yeah, this the fucking quencher, right, has become such

841
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 3: like a hyped consumer item that we've all I've just

842
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: definitely been like scratching my head. I'm like, I kind

843
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: of get it. I get that, like anything that becomes

844
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 3: like huge on TikTok has a potential for becoming like

845
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 3: a vacuum you know what are those vacuum sealed mug

846
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: or whatever, Like an insulated cup that now fetches hundreds

847
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: of dollars like on you know, secondary websites if you're

848
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 3: trying to buy something an auction.

849
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: But recently, a.

850
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: Woman in Roseville, California, was arrested after just like casually

851
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 3: filling her shopping cart with over sixty Stanley cups after

852
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,479
Speaker 3: a store received like a fresh shipment and rather than paying,

853
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: she just fucking bolted out the store, filled her trunk

854
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 3: with the loot, and just took off, only to be

855
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 3: caught later. And like when the cops showed up, Like

856
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 3: it's so funny how cops always like to do like

857
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 3: the bust photo orre you, like, this is.

858
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: What we recovered and we're putting it all on the

859
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 2: hood of a car, three tiles police car. Yeah, like

860
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: basically over sixty cups. This is like thousands of dollars

861
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: of Stanley MUCKs. And she almost got away with it.

862
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 3: And we were talking on the last episode about like

863
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 3: what the fuck is why why is it getting like

864
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 3: so like so popular, And after you know, combing Reddit

865
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 3: and a few other blogs and reading a few other

866
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 3: news articles, it basically comes down to like a convergence

867
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 3: of influencers on water talk, you know, the very like

868
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 3: hydration centric uh sub sub community of TikTok users promoting

869
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 3: this fucking.

870
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 2: Cup along with Chris, along with these features specifically that

871
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: people apparently like, I see this repeatedly talked about and people.

872
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: Like, well, the reason why I got a Stanley use

873
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 3: because I like that it has a handle. I liked

874
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 3: that as a wide straw for drinking like good amounts

875
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 3: of water. It's high capacity, and I can use it

876
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 3: with my car's cup holder because some other cups they're

877
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 3: too thick, you know what I mean, triple c thick

878
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 3: down there to get into my cup holder, where Stanley

879
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 3: Quencher just it does the job and okay leads.

880
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 2: This is directly tied into the oscar talk. This is

881
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 2: like people are gonna be like, why didn't Stanley Quencher

882
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: get nominated for an oscar? They did have a Barbie

883
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 2: tie and cup, and I do I should have been Yeah,

884
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 2: I stand Yetti coolers, I stand the Barbie movie. I

885
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 2: stand Stanley steamers or where the fuck this is scarpet cleaner.

886
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: But like, so, sales last year hit around seven hundred

887
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: and fifty million dollars.

888
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 2: You know what they did in twenty twenty. You know

889
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 2: what the revenues were? Seventy million.

890
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 1: Wow, they fucking ten x miles. They ten x that shit.

891
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: That's fucking hockey stick growth. Bro, that's hockey stick growth.

892
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, someone's smoking it at one of

893
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: the Ultramax's parties that they have such a hockey Oh yeah,

894
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: and apparently the other thing that I think is a

895
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: secret here has a lot to do with You're welcome,

896
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: You've inspired and inspired a nation. Gris is the new

897
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: president of Stanley is the fucking Previously, he was the

898
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: CMO at Crocks, and he was basically behind completely reviving

899
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: the chunky slipper into a trendy item that people were

900
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: losing their shit over. So this dude apparently has just

901
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: like the fucking gift to be like, we have fucking

902
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: gingis on her hands. Here feels like this person should

903
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: be a household name. Yeah, just in terms of understanding

904
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: this particularly stupid version of the zeitgeist, they are he

905
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: is him or she is her, depending on I don't

906
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: know enough about the person, but.

907
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah yeah, yeah, the person is Terrence Riley. Terrence Riley.

908
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, game over from Crocs. But yeah, like it's just

909
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 3: like become this whole thing right now. The most expensive

910
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: Stanley quencher I saw when I went on stock X,

911
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 3: which is like where people like hype beasts and stuff.

912
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 3: So used to be like sneakers and like clothing. Now

913
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 3: it's like fucking cups. There's one that sold for over

914
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 3: four hundred and twenty dollars for like a Philippine's only

915
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: exclusive color way, and that is it's a four hundred

916
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: dollars metal cup for sipping.

917
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like a cabbage patch doll exactly. It's

918
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 2: like all product crazes, except now people are so crazy

919
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: about cabbage patch dolls are at least kind of interesting.

920
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: A cup.

921
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's like an adult it's like a

922
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 3: thing that feels functional. So it doesn't seem like completely

923
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 3: like a waist to like have a ton of them,

924
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 3: because like, well I use them, but like for me,

925
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, you only need like one.

926
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to Goodwill, man, the whole store is cup.

927
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: You want to cups, get you a cup. I'm used

928
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 2: to like a fucking mirror that looks like a captain's

929
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 2: ship wheel. And now all there is in there is

930
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 2: fucking cups, Just tons and tons of those fucking cups,

931
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 2: insulated fucking cups. Yeah, and you won't won't don't want

932
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 2: to buy them because it's a cup, and you imagine

933
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 2: that somehow there's gonna be hepatitis in it, And so

934
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 2: everybody just leaves them there and buys another one, which

935
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 2: ends up in the thrift store. So now the thrift

936
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: store not only that people used to work at the

937
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 2: thrift store and we're handling interesting items like birds nest

938
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: replicas and whatever the fuck else used to be in there,

939
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 2: and now all they do is cups. And they're like,

940
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 2: how's dad at the thrift store? And they're like, it

941
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: sucks because we're just dealing cups, right, thank you.

942
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: I feel like that mirror that looks like a captain's

943
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: ship wheel is gonna look really cool next to that

944
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: beer can't collection. I feel like, oh yeah, yeah, but

945
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: I'm looking great.

946
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: You go into a good will, you're hoping to find

947
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 2: a crazy pair of shorts, not a goddamn cup.

948
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 3: Metal another yetshtag Cup's fortieth anniversary, It's like, what the

949
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 3: fuck commemorative yet?

950
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like stuff from weddings, like the whole fucking

951
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: T shirt rack is like Phoebe and Dan's wedding or whatever.

952
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: It's like all fifty shirts they bought for a nickel.

953
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: You know. It's like everything's ruined. Everything is ruined. People

954
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 2: are in love with cups. People want to marry cups. Jack.

955
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 2: I see you kind of have a hype drinking bottle

956
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: that I see around a lot in La. There this

957
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: bad boy, like the built.

958
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: In dark Sea Atlantic Ocean colored Colorway. Colorway got a

959
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: built in straw. I don't know how I feel about

960
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: the built in straw, to be honest with you, I

961
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: was just thinking about that the Stanley having a like

962
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 1: removable fat boy like McDonald's sprite sized straw is actually

963
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit more appealing to me because I

964
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: always have the question of, like there must be so

965
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: much fucking mold, Like I don't you know, like who's

966
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,959
Speaker 1: cleaning the inside of this like straw that is built

967
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 1: into the side of this cup.

968
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 2: I have a metal straw, and I feel the same

969
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: way you have.

970
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 3: One of those, Like I feel like all these cups. No,

971
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 3: I'll come with like a small sort of pipe cleaner

972
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 3: thing so you can really clean that. That's my fucking

973
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 3: worst nightmare. I think also because I grew up playing

974
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 3: a brass instrument like trumpet, like you also have to

975
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 3: keep it like you're constantly blowing into it, and when

976
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 3: that shit gets disgusting, it's like, dude, I'm gonna get

977
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: sick from playing my own trumpet.

978
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: It feels like.

979
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 3: So I definitely have a thing with like getting them

980
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: fucking straws clean because I just bacteria.

981
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 2: I uh, well, now you're making me feel bad about

982
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 2: uh just a while.

983
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,439
Speaker 1: But I will say that the Stanley thing, it kind

984
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: of makes more sense to me after you did your research,

985
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: because first of all, just the number of cups that

986
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: don't fit in a car's cup holder that you can

987
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: buy like a coffee cup, yeah, is just like why

988
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: why would that ever exist? It's a shame that they

989
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: we all need them to fit, like fit into the

990
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: same size. But there I I have like multiple coffee

991
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: cups that I can't bring with me anywhere because they're

992
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: just like way too wide. And then you got the

993
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: fat straw. You got this handle on the side. These

994
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: are crucial.

995
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're in I mean yeah, I mean, I

996
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 2: mean I'm disappointed, but I get like, I think it's

997
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 2: one of those things too.

998
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 3: It's like it's it's a thing you if you like,

999
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 3: you get one of them. But there's also now this

1000
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 3: like collector aspect now where people are like I gotta

1001
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 3: have all the fucking colors and I'm gonna spend hundreds

1002
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: of dollars to attain them. That's when we're like, oh,

1003
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 3: we've were losing the plot in so quickly so quickly,

1004
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 3: but it feels like again we've had like water, Like

1005
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 3: I remember it used to be the hydro flask that

1006
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 3: was the thing fucking everybody wanted, like in terms of

1007
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 3: water bottles'.

1008
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: The one that like has a bag inside your shirt

1009
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: and like a straw that comes over what.

1010
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 2: Do you know those like runners?

1011
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know about that. I

1012
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: know about the hydro flask seems like a very high

1013
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 1: tech term for just like a no, it's another metal

1014
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: fucking so does it like inject the water directly into

1015
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: your veins bypassing your mouth screw off lid that you

1016
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: have to manually suck from what?

1017
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hydroflask marketing, Yeah, yeah, right, it was actually

1018
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 2: designed by NASA. Yeah, I'm back in. I'm back in,

1019
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: so I don't know. I you know, I'm gonna keep my.

1020
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 1: Eye on these various Stanley mugs. You know, I'm probably

1021
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: not gonna buy anything for over four hundred dollars, you know,

1022
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna be reasonable here.

1023
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep it reasonable.

1024
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: I did have fun, Miles, thank you for putting this

1025
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:54,240
Speaker 1: story together, because I've had fun just texting my wife various.

1026
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 2: You know, what's funny.

1027
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 3: I found one that was actually even more expensive than

1028
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 3: the fucking Philippine Colorway Exclusive.

1029
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: It was the par fay ombre Quencher. Someone is listed

1030
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: for fucking five hundred.

1031
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: Yes, this is like a product I could see myself using.

1032
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: And also to Chris's point, just like a functional society

1033
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: does not have this happening in it.

1034
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 2: Well, you know, like a couple of times you guys

1035
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 2: have said something that I'm not familiar with. I feel

1036
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 2: like I should bring it up. What is a color way?

1037
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 3: A colorway just means like the specific like of the

1038
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 3: variety of cups. So it comes in this color or

1039
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 3: this colorway is like a sneaker, a combination of like

1040
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 3: a handful of colors that go and like where they're placed.

1041
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: It's like a usually a simple combination of colors. It's

1042
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 3: with like sneakers.

1043
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: I got it, Okay, So it's another the color scheme, right,

1044
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 2: it's an updated color scheme. It's all about Yeah, Like,

1045
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: what's that thing called the hydro flask. Yes, it's like

1046
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 2: the same like a colorway. Colorway on my hydro flask

1047
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: was designed by NASA and Andy Warhol. When we get

1048
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 2: to the when we get to the end of the

1049
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 2: show and I talk about what tweet I like, I'm

1050
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 2: gonna talk about my own poem, which I wrote about

1051
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 2: about cups, about fucking smart cups. Someone someone wanted a

1052
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 2: poem called smart cups. Because everything it's all about unicorns, billionaires,

1053
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 2: So we got to reinvent something that that that is

1054
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: not reinventable. Yeah, and because we need something if we're

1055
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 2: gonna be a billionaire. We got to sell a lot

1056
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 2: of these things, so we've got to we got to

1057
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 2: reinvent something that everyone needs but it's unreinventable, Yeah, like

1058
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: a cup.

1059
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: I feel like the tech industry went from like in

1060
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: Social Network the justin tipper Lake characters like you know what, yeah,

1061
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 1: a million dollars is great. You know what's better a

1062
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: billion dollars? Like I feel like now the tech industry

1063
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: is like, you know what's fucking disgusting? A million dollars

1064
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: fucking gross. You might as well kill yourself, dude.

1065
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you guys know, Cafe Tropical, remember Sunset, Okay,

1066
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: one of the other places I hung out, No, one

1067
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 2: of the first places I hung out in La one

1068
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 2: of the only like home eat places as a person

1069
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 2: from out of town, you know, like coming from Nashville. Like,

1070
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 2: I mean whatever, I don't have to make myself sound

1071
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 2: like I'm Axel Rose and fucking welcome, welcomed in jungle.

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Speaker 2: Did walk used to live in New York. I used

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Speaker 2: to used to live in New York, So I mean

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Speaker 2: that wasn't like but I mean it was just like

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Speaker 2: a homey kind of place. Yeah. And then it got

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00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 2: bought and it got turned into like they remade it

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00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 2: and ruined it, and they kept some of the staff,

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00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 2: and the staff was all in there unhappy because they

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00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 2: previously it's almost it was all Hispanic. And they changed

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Speaker 2: the decor into like modern fucking blue bottle, you know,

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00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: fucking like Yeah, and then now it's out of business.

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Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why it went out of business.

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00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 2: And that's the interesting thing. It's just that the son

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Speaker 2: of some lady who had a restaurant for forty years,

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00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 2: like a Mexican restaurant, her dumb ass son, who undoubtedly

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00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: grew up like I think pretty well, thinks this is

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00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 2: a very successful restaurant. He somehow managed to get his

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00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 2: name on the like she wrote him into the restaurant

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Speaker 2: that they lived. I mean that they lived, they ran,

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00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 2: so he ended up like with a piece of the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: He leveraged that into like buying twelve businesses because he

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00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 2: was trying to be a mogul, and in the process

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00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 2: bankrupted everything, including his mom's business that she'd had his

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00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 2: whole life that gave him. Ever So, I just think

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00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 2: that was the perfect example of this this this son

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00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 2: who's been infected with this this billionaire culture thinks, oh,

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Speaker 2: my mom has a restaurant and that affords us a living.

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00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 2: But that's not enough. I want to be a goddamn baller.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna fucking take my mom's money without telling

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Speaker 2: her and then buy a bunch of restaurants and bars,

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00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 2: get drunk, do coke, lose it all, and in the

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00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 2: process wipe out Cafe Tropical. So the lesson is, kids,

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Speaker 2: I can't. I don't know what the lesson is.

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00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: Set down, settle the fuck down. Don't only go to

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00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: like places.

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00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 2: And you know stability, what about stability? Does it all

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00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,240
Speaker 2: have to be? Let it all rides?

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00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,800
Speaker 1: You can just like hope, definitely have personal actualization, you know,

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00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 1: movement that is just all about telling people, yes, do

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Speaker 1: we have to.

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00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 2: How about when your friend says, let's reinvent the cup.

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00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: You say, fuck you, Hey, what I got this idea?

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00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 2: Fuck off at this point or garbage. I don't even

1114
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 2: want to hear what they are. We've already reached peak civilization.

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00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 2: Now we need to settle the fuck down for real.

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00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear your idea. Justin or whatever

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00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 2: your name is, no offense, Justin Connor the producer of

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Josh I think would be his name.

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00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Josh whatever, Josh. I don't want to hear the

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00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 2: idea for socks and stay up longer than other socks,

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00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 2: super socks, ultrasocks. Yeah, like shave, Dollar Shave Club or whatever.

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00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 2: It's Dollar Shave Club gonna be delivering after the apocalypse,

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: Actually, they just totally disrupted that industry. They fucking crushed it. Dog,

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00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: I know you're joking, but that's actually not funny to

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Speaker 1: joke about because Dollar Shave Club crushed it, Doug.

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Speaker 2: Fuck I just I hit home. I got like Jack

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00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,959
Speaker 2: Dollar Shave Club ship Oliver's house.

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Speaker 1: When I talk to people who are in finance, like,

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00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: they will get mad if you like make fun of

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00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: somebody who's successful. Sometimes, like actually, he's disrupting and like

1134
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,959
Speaker 1: killing it. So I don't know what you're talking about. Really,

1135
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: Like you sound crazy by criticizing him.

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Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of like the submarine that exploded. Uh,

1137
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 2: those idiots. There's so many things that just choose from far.

1138
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 2: They said that they disrupted, like the safety protocol. Like

1139
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 2: there's certain things you're not supposed to disrupt.

1140
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of one of those things too.

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00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 2: I'm disrupting deep sea diving. No, no, don't disrupt that.

1142
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 2: Please don't do that.

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00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: Chris Crofton as always truly wonderful and chaotic.

1144
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: To have you on the daily side. Guys. Thank you

1145
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 2: so fun to be back. I always miss it. I

1146
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 2: love being back on Love you guys, We love you.

1147
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: We hope you continue to heal. Where can people find you?

1148
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: And is there a work of media you've been enjoying.

1149
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 2: You can find me on Instagram and at the Crofton Show,

1150
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 2: and you can find me at Twitter. Still at the

1151
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 2: Crafton Show is still hanging on that thing. I don't

1152
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 2: want to start another goddamn thing. Yeah, and you can

1153
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: find me at if you go to WPLN dot org,

1154
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 2: you can find the Nashville Confidential Show if you kind

1155
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: of poke around. It's part of this show called This

1156
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: is Nashville. We'll link off to it and thanks, and

1157
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: then you know you can go by my buy my

1158
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: record if you want, Hello it's me. You can buy

1159
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 2: it from my label, Aarrowhawk Records. And yeah, my book,

1160
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 2: go buy my book too. And I'm going on too.

1161
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm going on to opening for Neil Hamburger in May,

1162
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 2: and I'm hitting Minneapolis and stuff amazing. So that's exciting.

1163
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 2: And I just got to I just tore up with them. Yeah,

1164
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 2: I've already got some people say I'm finally gonna meet

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00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: you know. That's so fun. That's great.

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00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: So that's it amazing. And is there a work of

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00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: media that you've been enjoying.

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00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna talk about this my own poem because

1169
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't ever get ready for this part.

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00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 2: This is a every time I'm on this show, I'm

1171
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 2: always like at this part. I don't know why. I

1172
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 2: just disdain this. I just can't for some reason get

1173
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 2: my head around it. But this is about cups and

1174
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 2: it's a poem I wrote on Poetry Window the other

1175
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 2: day called smart Mugs someone someone who I bet you

1176
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 2: anything listens to this show. Someone named Chicken Enthusiast said

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00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 2: smart mugs was the topic they wanted for poetry Window,

1178
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: So I wrote quote, I wish my mug did something.

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00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: You know, it's depressing that it's just like fully realized.

1180
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 2: It makes me think of death, you know what I mean.

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01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 2: I don't like things that are simple and effective. They're disheartening. Mmmm.

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01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 2: That's bank.

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01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: It's all too distract us from death. I have been

1184
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: coming to that realization of late.

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01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: That's all I think about.

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01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: It just not a fun realization to kind of spell down.

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01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 2: I'm a hashtag death all the way.

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01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: Amazing Miles, Where can people find you as their working

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01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying?

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01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray all over the

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01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 3: at bound world. Find Jack and I on our basketball

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01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 3: podcast Miles and Jack Got Mad boost these. You can

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 3: also find me on four to twenty Day Fiance with

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01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 3: Sophia Alexander talking about ninety day Fiance.

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Speaker 2: And also, hey, I.

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Speaker 1: Haven't talked about a while, but check out The Good Thief.

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Speaker 1: That was a true crime show I did about the

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Speaker 1: Greek robin hood who was robbing the rich and giving

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Speaker 1: it back, and it's a true story.

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Speaker 3: A tweet I like it's from Samantha Ruddy at sam

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01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 3: Lee Matters tweeted, I got laid off yesterday.

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Speaker 2: It's a blur. But when I got on the zoom

1203
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Speaker 2: call with my manager and saw an HR guy was

1204
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 2: also there, I'm ninety percent sure.

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01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: I said, ah shit, you got me? Well you got

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Speaker 1: my shit, you got me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like when Joe Peshi knows and that when

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01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 2: you're about to get whacked good Fellas. Yeah, yeah, tweet

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01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 2: I've been enjoying. Sorry, I was gonna say one thing

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01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 2: real quick in case anybody wants to watch a really

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Speaker 2: good movie. This on two B Bare Knuckles. It's a

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Speaker 2: nineteen seventies exploitation action movie and I just wanted I

1213
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 2: forgot to mention in the beginning it's called a bare

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01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 2: Knuckles and it's fucking great. It's bad, but it's great

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01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 2: acting and it's great anyway, Sorry about that. That sounds great.

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01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: Julia Claire tweeted, adults should not be twins being twins

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01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: as for children.

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01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 2: It's just like a strong opinion.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.

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01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at Daily is that guys,

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01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: We're at d Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a

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01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: Facebook fan page and a website dailyeitgeist dot com where

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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnotes when we link

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: so well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,

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Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a track from Jordan Rakai are a

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Speaker 3: k e I. It's called Freedom. I think it just

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Speaker 3: came out recently.

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Speaker 2: I heard on the radio and.

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01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 3: It's actually a really got this dude's got a great

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01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 3: voice and I really love the instrumentation.

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01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: A little bit of good, good rhythm section in there too.

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Speaker 2: So check this song out. It's called Freedom Jordan Rakai.

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Speaker 1: Good one just to get your get your day, keep

1236
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: keep your day going with some good music.

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Speaker 2: It's about Raveheart. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's just basically he's

1238
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 2: using all samples from the movie to create the beat height.

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01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah that's cool.

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01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: Did you say you discovered it on the radio.

1241
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I turn it on sometimes. Yeah,

1242
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 2: it's kind I heard it from my cup.

1243
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: I like, you know, I just like taking it back

1244
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: to the second recommended it. I heard my AI cup

1245
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: is always listing to me and then it just you know,

1246
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: checks my vibe and suggests different songs for me.

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01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 2: Precisely.

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01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: The daily basis precisely all right, well, the Daily I

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01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: Guess is the production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from

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Speaker 1: my Heart Radio, visit the Heart Radio, ap Apple podcast

1251
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That is

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01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 1: going to do it for us this morning. We are

1253
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: back this afternoon to tell you what is trending and

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01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you all then bye bye bye