1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: Here we go. Che Me and your baby is getting married. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: Me and your baby, we're getting married. Now. Yeah, I'm 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: calling the daddy. Me and your baby getting mad. Let's 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: go get though. What what? 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 2: What? What? What? 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: What? 7 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 3: Why? 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 2: Why? 9 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: Yes? 10 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach 11 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 3: uh mister, Yes, hey, mister, how you doing. I'm trying. 12 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 3: Let me let me make you I'm calling the right person. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 3: Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah, I got 14 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 3: the right person. Hey, listen, what I wanted to do, 15 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 3: mister Richards's called and introduce myself to you and let 16 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 3: you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff, 17 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 3: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh, you know, pretty 18 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 3: much like the last five to six months, and I 19 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 3: wanted to let you know that I'm very very interested 20 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 3: in you. And I know this is kind of crazy 21 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 3: for you to get a phone call for me, but 22 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 3: I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and I 23 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 3: want to do it. You know, I just wanted to 24 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 3: do the man thing and just reach out to your 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 3: man and say I'm really interested in and uh in 26 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 3: marrying your daughter and. 27 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 2: Marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what what? 28 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,400 Speaker 3: My name is Jeff Jeff. 29 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,400 Speaker 2: Okay, Jeff, Jeff listen. I'm very close with my daughter, 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 2: and my daughter has never ever mentioned you. I talk 31 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 2: to my daughter every day. 32 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 3: Wow, I don't know what that's about. But it's been 33 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 3: like about five close to six months that me and 34 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 3: Christal being you know, going out, you know, up here 35 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 3: at the school. But what I wanted to do is 36 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 3: tell you that I really really really like Crystal man 37 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 3: uh And I wanted to call and tell you that, 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 3: you know, I'm really really interested in Mary Chrystal. You know, 39 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,559 Speaker 3: I want, I really do want Christal to be my wife. 40 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 2: Well, I again, I've never heard of you before. My 41 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 2: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating 42 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 2: anybody right now. My daughter's in grad school. 43 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 3: I understand that. And you know, we you know, it's 44 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 3: been you know, we've been you know, a little back 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: and forth or whatever. But you know, the main thing 46 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 3: in me and Christa really, you know, we really we 47 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 3: really do love each other. Miss I want to But 48 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 3: if you. 49 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 2: Love my daughter, she would have told me that she 50 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 2: was in love with someone. 51 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 3: Well, you know what you know, And maybe it's a 52 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,839 Speaker 3: situation where Chris is like a little maybe a little 53 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 3: uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what 54 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 3: I'm saying. 55 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 2: My daughter can talk to me about anything. 56 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 3: We talk every day, right right, just like you. I 57 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 3: talk to my daughter every day. 58 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 2: Your daughter. And how old is your daughter? 59 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,799 Speaker 3: My daughter? Fifteen? 60 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 2: Hold on, man, man, you said your daughter. 61 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 3: Was fifteen, right right right? 62 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 2: Okay? Well how old are you? 63 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 3: I'm forty six, forty six? 64 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 2: You forty six years old? You want a man my 65 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 2: twenty five year old daughter. 66 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,679 Speaker 3: A let me say this right here. Love ain't got 67 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 3: no limit, man, And I understand you know, I was 68 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 3: a little shocked at first about the age difference between us, 69 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 3: but you get you know what, man, I'm shocked than me. Okay, 70 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 3: and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain 71 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 3: to you, man, is that it comes a time man 72 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 3: when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. 73 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 3: Love just love is love. Man. 74 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 2: And you've been locked on parole at the university on 75 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 2: work release. And my daughter, Yeah, I love with you. 76 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 3: Man. I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just 77 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 3: a beautiful person. Man. 78 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 2: Hold on, man, you calling me at the Blue dollars. Look, man, 79 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 2: come of work. I got a lot of work on 80 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 2: mys and you calling me telling me you form a 81 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 2: gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five 82 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 2: year old daughter, and you, at fifteen my age, you 83 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 2: want to marry my daughter. Man, I am not trying 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 2: to talk to you about it. Well, I didn't do this. 85 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: I don't need to talk to Crystal and get to 86 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 2: the bottom of this. That's what the hell I need 87 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 2: to do. 88 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 3: Hey, And I understand that you you was probably gonna 89 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 3: I want to talk to and I ain't got no 90 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 3: problem with that. What I'm trying to explain to you 91 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 3: is that, man, love ain't got no limit. Man, It's 92 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 3: just something that happened Christ to love me. I love her, 93 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 3: and it is what it is. I just wanted to 94 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 3: try to get your blessings on this. 95 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 2: You can't get less, man, he gonna marry my daughter. 96 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 3: Now. 97 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 2: My daughter been a private school all vee. She's gonna 98 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 2: do all four years of college and he's going to 99 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 2: grad school and you're gonna man my daughter you love 100 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 2: on your work release. 101 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 3: Hey, mister, I understand that what I'm what I'm trying 102 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 3: to explain to you that you know what, man, Sometimes 103 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 3: love is right the second time around, you understand what 104 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 3: I'm saying. 105 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 2: What the hell you mean a second time? 106 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 3: I got kids already. What I'm trying to say is 107 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,159 Speaker 3: it didn't work out with me on the first time. 108 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 3: What I wanted to do, man, is just call you 109 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 3: and solidify the culinary experience. 110 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 2: Got to do with food? What the hell is you 111 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 2: talking about it? 112 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 3: Listen? 113 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, look, look, look, I gotta talk to my daughter. 114 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 2: I'm gonna tall Crystal, and I'm gonna find out what 115 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 2: the hell is going on, because look, man, I'm not 116 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 2: even trying to have this conversation with you and. 117 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 3: I Joy Look comparent, I understand. I don't let understand 118 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 3: what you're saying. What I want to say to you 119 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 3: is just right here, Crystal is twenty five. Even if 120 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 3: you don't agree with this. Here, we're gonna eat low 121 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,840 Speaker 3: and make sure that we do. 122 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 2: Look a here, you ain't doing a thing with my 123 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 2: daughter unless it's mine. You here, man, you ain't doing 124 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 2: my God, I don't even know your jail bird. You 125 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 2: ain't doing I'm gonna call my daughter final who you 126 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 2: really are? Lost your mind? You think your old jail 127 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 2: bird is gonna be Larry and my daughter my daughter's 128 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 2: got a future you ain't got. I said, hell, what's 129 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 2: wrong with you? You ross mine? 130 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 3: I'm not finishing it and go back and forth with 131 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 3: your miss Me and Crystal getting married. 132 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 2: This will not happen under any circumstances. 133 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 3: Mind care what you think. The circumstances are me and 134 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 3: Crystal getting married. That's it. 135 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 2: I know the hell you think you are wrong? 136 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 3: What has gotta be? I got one more thing I 137 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 3: need to say in there. Me and Crystal just gonna 138 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 3: come over there and drive down there and tell you 139 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 3: exactly what's going on in our life right now. You 140 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 3: got to say to me, are you listening to me? 141 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 2: You got to me. 142 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: I got to say this that his nephew tire me 143 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked 144 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 3: by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend. 145 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 2: I'm outside my job. I'm crazy. 146 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 3: And man, your baby girl just wanted to put a 147 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 3: smile on your face. Man, I gotta ask you, what 148 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 3: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest 149 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 3: radio show in the land. 150 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 2: Man Harvey Morning Show. And I'm gonna just tell. 151 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: And there we have it. Come on, round of applause 152 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: from everybody. Thank you so kindly. 153 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 2: Thank you. 154 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: Stupid, keeps on moving, stupid. July eleven, twelve thirteen, Helium 155 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 1: Helium Comedy Club. That's in Atlanta. That's Alpharetta. Baby, the 156 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,440 Speaker 1: Nephew was coming to town. Come see what the fuss 157 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: is all about. I think it's been about five six 158 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: years and now since I've actually been in the atl performing. 159 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: So y'all come holler at your boy. The Nephew will 160 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 1: be there all weekend long. July eleven, twelve thirteen, Helium 161 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: Comedy Club, Alpharetta at l You know where it is, Ulo, Mississippi. 162 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 1: I didn't told y'all. I told y'all, didn't I tell you? Didn't? 163 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: I tell you I was coming and I'm coming? What? What? What? 164 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 2: What? 165 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: What? 166 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 2: This is? 167 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: This is dukes and boots. Girl, You understand what I'm saying. 168 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 1: This is dukes and boots. So get ready for dukes 169 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: and boots. This is blues, blues and comedy. Dukes and 170 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: boots comedy. You don't want to miss. This is an 171 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: all white party hosted by yours TOOLI nephew tim Me. 172 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: Farewell to it. The Sir Charles Jones. Saturday, July twenty 173 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: sixth Cadence Bank Arena too below Mississippi. Gonna hang out 174 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: with my line brother when I get down there. Doctor 175 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: Eric Lewis you understand that that boy's a bad boy 176 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: down there. He's a he's a real doctor. I mean 177 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: he's a he's he's a real, real, real, real real doctor. 178 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: That's my LB. All right, Greeks and grapes line up, 179 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: get ready, Greeks and great music and comedy. Fessal. We 180 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: got George Clinton, We got your vond Ois, you got 181 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: an if you tire me. Jonathan Slocum, Yolanda Itams. The 182 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: list goes on and on and on. August seventh, through 183 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: the Tent, Napa Valley, Creeks and grapes, all vines lead 184 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: to the Napple. 185 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 2: Allright, I leave this cat slogan. 186 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 3: You're listening Morning show