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Speaker 1: Oh it's Friday and you found the full show. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to a brand new episode. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and we've got a great show planned for you,

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Speaker 1: a new second date.

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Speaker 2: We've got Jeffrey song of the Week, which you say

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Speaker 2: yeehaw to today. Oh yeah, we'll tease for you.

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Speaker 3: We don't do a country that much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, really ever, but this is a special

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Speaker 1: one today and a reminder that our Merch for a

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Speaker 1: Cause second date update merch The sale ends tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: So if you want these.

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Speaker 4: Sweet sweatshirts that are brook is looking down. You can't

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Speaker 4: see her, but she's looking at the one she has on.

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Speaker 2: I know, I really like it. Yeah, we're matching. Alexis

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Speaker 2: has got the hoodie on.

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Speaker 1: I got the crew neck. There's also a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: You can find the link for that in the show

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Speaker 1: notes or go search Brook and Jeffrey dot com. But

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Speaker 1: before that, we do have a comment about the merch.

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Speaker 5: Yes, all of you guys should try to be more

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Speaker 5: like our listener Judy, because you know.

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Speaker 4: What Judy said.

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Speaker 5: They said, just bought my boyfriend some merch for a Cause,

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Speaker 5: just to steal it back from him.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that.

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Speaker 1: And remember one proceeds go to convoy of hope. So

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Speaker 1: you're doing a good thing by purchase scene. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get this show started.

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Speaker 6: The official start of summer is just weeks away.

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Speaker 2: Bring it on, jeff.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: And for many of us, that means you're going to

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Speaker 6: be taken a vacation or two. And bring that up

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Speaker 6: because a comprehensive study was done that basically classified what

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Speaker 6: the perfect vacation is in terms of time, money, and

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Speaker 6: distance traveled.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Tracy, my.

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Speaker 7: Standard is way different than the normal person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I did sure.

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Speaker 1: None of it includes first class, Jose, so you can

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Speaker 1: just sit down on this one.

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Speaker 3: Part of the Yeah, well, let's find out, because here's

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Speaker 3: the results.

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Speaker 6: The perfect vaca lasts eleven days, oh my god, three hours.

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Speaker 3: Travel away from home, not more, not less.

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Speaker 2: In eleven days. You can do so much more.

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Speaker 6: Go somewhere, and it costs an average of eight thousand,

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Speaker 6: eight hundred dollars per person.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, three hours from home and spending that much

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Speaker 8: You want to do it right, A five star resort

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Speaker 8: of one thousand dollars a night, I get no.

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Speaker 3: I get it. At seams high.

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Speaker 6: But that does include three hour round trip flight and

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Speaker 6: maybe like a four hundred dollars hotel per night, and

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Speaker 6: you be treating yourself to maybe a nice spa day,

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Speaker 6: some fancy dinners. So they're saying it's about eight hundred

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Speaker 6: bucks of spending per day, which seems reasonable when you

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Speaker 6: add that up across eleven days.

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Speaker 7: I do all that, I.

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Speaker 8: Go to the spa, I eat nice meals, and I

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Speaker 8: do not spend eight thousands.

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Speaker 2: That is so much money. I mean, is that for

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Speaker 6: Four eight eight hundred per person? If you want the

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Speaker 6: perfect vacation, if you want your trash vacations like you

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Speaker 6: normally take down to Mexico, sure you can get it

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not blinding as many snow globes and

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Speaker 1: trinkets as you do to spend that four hundred dollars.

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Speaker 7: Brooks like, hey, kids, get in this garbage can.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna roll it down and core memory right there.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 6: Ask for where people want to go, sixty three percent

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Speaker 6: said they want to travel somewhere with a beach, yeah,

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Speaker 6: twenty three percent are after the great outdoors, and eight

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Speaker 6: percent want a cool historical location.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like the.

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Speaker 6: Statue we have outside of our building right now commemorating

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Speaker 6: the very first shock collar question of the day. You

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Speaker 6: have to come see it. Do you think people wouldn't

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Speaker 6: stop to come see it? It's better than those giant

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Speaker 6: balls of yarn they have on the side.

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Speaker 3: Of the road in the Braska.

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Speaker 6: I want to you come take your brady children to

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Speaker 6: the shock collar statue, rumorates. If you kiss it on

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Speaker 6: the mouth, you can hear the sound of our digital

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Speaker 6: producer asking you a question.

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Speaker 3: Let's demonstrate did you know whoa go ahead?

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Speaker 9: Those copper burns were worth it?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Was open?

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Speaker 9: Did you know? On this day? In eighteen eighty six,

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Speaker 9: Coca Cola put out their first official ad promoting their

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Speaker 3: Oh drugs in it.

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Speaker 9: It took them fifty years, though, to adopt their first

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Speaker 9: official mascot, which was Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: They basically invented western Santa Claus literally.

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Speaker 9: And Saint Nick has repped Coke products every winter since then.

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Speaker 9: But what other famous food mascots are out there with

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Speaker 9: their toothy smiles hawking everything from frozen green beans to

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Speaker 9: Quaker Oats crop tops. You're gonna have to tell me

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Speaker 9: during a special the Great Edition plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: Is that Santa Claus right there, the Tiger?

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Speaker 10: Say it?

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Speaker 9: Number one through twenty, I'll ask you about a famous

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Speaker 9: food mascot. You might have to tell me their name,

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Speaker 9: the product, or both. Okay, just say it right to

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Speaker 9: who is as effervestent as the first sip of Coke Classic.

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Speaker 9: That's a Lexus wait at no, very nice. Yeah, that

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Speaker 9: one was very nice. Number seven, Alexis, your slogan is

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Speaker 9: it's the cheesiest. I'm gonna tell you the product, since

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Speaker 9: you probably already know it's your favorite, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

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Speaker 9: Tell me the mascot's name of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was a dinosaur.

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Speaker 7: It used to be.

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Speaker 6: It was like a dinosaur swimming in a river of cheese.

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Speaker 2: That was nineties.

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Speaker 4: I do you like it's just a little noodle.

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Speaker 7: Is his name Noody?

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Speaker 4: His name's got to be Mac.

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Speaker 9: Oh, my god, Alexis, says mac. The official mascot is

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Speaker 9: cheese Asaurus wreck what that little noodles and affront to humanity? Wow, Brooks,

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Speaker 9: your turn seven is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go six, number six.

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Speaker 9: Brook Your slogan is, oh, yeah, name the mascot. I

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Speaker 9: need the name exactly right, and the product it's promoting this?

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Speaker 2: Well, the mascot is the kool Aid Man.

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Speaker 7: Kool aid Man or the kool Aid Man like he's

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Speaker 1: I think it's the kool Aid Man and he's promoting

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, look says the kool aid Man promoting kool Aid.

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Speaker 9: There is no the it's hyphen aid man promoting kool Aid.

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Speaker 9: You were way off. That's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe they don't have the on it.

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Speaker 1: He's kind of like a wrestler to me, you know,

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Speaker 3: Rock Yes, kool aid Man.

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Speaker 9: Jose, howbout a number. Let's go eight, number eight? Jose.

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Speaker 9: Your slogan is, bet you can't eat just one the

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Speaker 9: mascot and the product.

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Speaker 3: So it's chips.

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Speaker 7: But which one? I want to say? Springles is my

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Speaker 2: But isn't that once he talks, you can't stop.

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Speaker 7: No, it's not Pringles because you're right, that is theirs.

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Speaker 7: It is they're the best. They're the worst.

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Speaker 8: You can see through the chip laize potato chips the.

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Speaker 9: Mascot, and the product.

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Speaker 7: Doesn't have a mascot, So that's the wrong answer.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't everybody have one?

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Speaker 8: No, I'm just gonna give a rare shout out here

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna give a shout out to bugles are so good?

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Speaker 9: Do you have a mascot for bugles, the bugle or

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Speaker 7: The instrument?

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Speaker 9: Jose Goo's double bugles for his answer, that's incorrect. You

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Speaker 9: were on the right track, Jose. It was Pringles.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I overthought.

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Speaker 9: They do have both slogans beg you can't eat just

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Speaker 9: Pringle or Julius Pringle.

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Speaker 2: Wow, either on that one.

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Speaker 9: The Julius Pringles would have gotten you shouted out of them.

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Speaker 7: I would have never said that.

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Speaker 9: Oh for three, thank you, Jose. Jeffery, it's your turn

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Speaker 9: six seven and have been chosen. I need a new number.

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Speaker 3: These are tough. I'll go five, number five.

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Speaker 9: Jeffery, your slogan is the snack that smiles back. I

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Speaker 9: need you to name the mascot and the product. And

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Speaker 9: The mascot's name starts with an F.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, the snack that smiles back is goldfish because

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Speaker 6: you all the fish have a little tiny smile on

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Speaker 6: you makes it sadistic when you eat.

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Speaker 3: Who is the mascot.

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Speaker 2: Of goldfish starts?

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Speaker 3: It starts with an.

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Speaker 1: They're made by Pepperdge Farm name farm farm the fish.

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Speaker 9: Just sit this one out.

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Speaker 3: One of his names, Frank, I like, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 9: You think his name is fish.

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Speaker 3: Fish Fish the mascot.

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Speaker 9: The fish's name is Finn with two ends for Pepperidge

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Speaker 9: Farm Goldfish. We've gone oh for four, which means I'm

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Speaker 12: And I have one today's edition of plenty of twenty

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Speaker 6: To choose who gets shocked. They're gonna be singing the

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Speaker 6: KitKat bar jingle while they do it. Who's it gonna

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Speaker 9: Not knowing I was complimenting her?

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Speaker 13: Alexis today, Give me a break, great fan, piece of

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Speaker 13: that kit cat bar, Give me a break, break break

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Speaker 13: of that piece of that.

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Speaker 3: Give all of us a break. I know that it

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Speaker 3: was painful. We got your phone to have coming up

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Speaker 3: in just a few.

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Speaker 11: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: You guys remember the KFC double down? First it's broken,

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: Is a chicken bun?

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Speaker 2: Is it still available or no?

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Speaker 3: It was discontinued.

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Speaker 6: It was a bacon cheese sandwich with two fried chicken

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Speaker 6: patties as the buns. Okay, and sure that quadrupled the

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Speaker 6: calories of it, but also quadru their views on social

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Speaker 6: media because people just couldn't believe they were actually doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they were ordering it, so then they

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe they were eating it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that happened a few years ago.

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Speaker 6: And look who's taken a page out of KFC's recipe playbook,

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Speaker 6: None other than Wendy's.

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Speaker 2: What I'm just at Wendy's. What are they serving?

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Speaker 6: Is it? They just announced they're doing a brand new

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Speaker 6: sandwich that's a regular cheeseburger in the middle, surrounded by

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Speaker 3: That's your grilled cheese cheeseburger.

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Speaker 6: Will have finally come together to create a balanced meal

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Speaker 6: with a knockout punch. Get that peace and quiet you

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Speaker 6: deserve with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 6: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 6: except we've got a laser and those other tired tots

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Speaker 6: just don't.

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Speaker 2: Nothing like drugging your kids to make life easier.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 6: This first Lazer Stories out of don Caster, England, forty

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Speaker 6: one year old woman named Melanie Sheard went on a

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Speaker 2: Pablo.

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Speaker 3: Huh oh yeah, So they.

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Speaker 6: Hit it off, started hooking up, and she kept going

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Speaker 6: It's adorable, but since she had a lot of money,

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: She didn't care though, because they were in love.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 7: You know, my dad couldn't afford her wedding ring.

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Speaker 8: He got her the cheapest ring, and then twenty thirty

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Speaker 6: I will say they were in love until a few

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Speaker 6: months ago. What happened when she was reading trip advisor

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Speaker 6: reviews of Pablo's hotel. Oh no, and she noticed several

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Speaker 6: women talking about how they got it on with the manager.

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Speaker 11: No wait.

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Speaker 1: The women went to trip Advisor to'll leave that in writing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah with heart emojis even like no.

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Speaker 8: The beds were comfy, I'm gonna start reading YELP a

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Speaker 7: Kiss the hopes.

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Speaker 6: Also, there were other reviews that the hotel had bad

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he's busy with the commenter right below you.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Melanie tracked down some of those women on Facebook. They

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Speaker 3: So she dumped him.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I guess at least she gets to keep

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he's got the science down. He's making all of

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Speaker 3: Makes sense.

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Speaker 6: Well now, she says, quote, I never thought trip adviser

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Speaker 6: He just wanted me for my money and my five

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Speaker 7: Wow knocked.

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Speaker 3: Next laser story is out of Hawaii.

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Speaker 6: A woman from Nebraska named Toby Elder is trending on

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Speaker 6: social media right now. She was supposed to get married

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Speaker 2: Laser stories or destroyed relationships, that's.

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Speaker 3: What's happening in the world. Okay, But here's a picture

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Speaker 3: of Toris. You can see her.

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Speaker 7: Oh she looks so happy. Cup of fruit in Hawaii.

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Speaker 7: I mean that's paradise.

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Speaker 6: A little sad and broken hearted, Toby decided to go

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Speaker 7: You know what, you know as well be crying on

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Speaker 2: But can't you bring a girlfriend?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: True, like you got a filled extra space.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like we did an un bachelorette party once for

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Speaker 2: What does that mean the guy was cheating on her

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Speaker 2: and still party. Well, we already had the bachelorette party plans.

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Speaker 7: For that, all right. It says like taking and it's

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Speaker 4: I was cheated up.

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Speaker 2: There was more crying than normal drunk girl. Yeah, Vegas.

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Speaker 2: But it was still a good time. It was healing.

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Speaker 6: Well, Toby was on that page because on the flight

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Speaker 3: When she got there, she said she just felt lonely.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, until her sixty eight year old dad, Robert, texted

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Speaker 6: her and said this quote, sweetheart, I'm coming.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you to be there alone, right favor dad.

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Speaker 6: Twenty four hours later, she posted a video of him

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is making me cry. This is the cutest joke.

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Speaker 6: And she wrote, when your heart broke in on what

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Speaker 6: was supposed to be your dream honeymoon, so your dad

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Speaker 6: flies two thousand, five hundred miles to hang out with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is beautiful.

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Speaker 8: That would be my dad's worst nightmare. Like I'll say

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Speaker 8: I will not spend thousands of dollars to come.

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Speaker 7: And hug you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how many text messages about her dad getting

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Speaker 7: Yeh, I'm here five hours earlier.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 3: No word on if he stayed in that honeymoon sweet

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Speaker 2: Let's hope nobody was thinking it still it would be fine.

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Speaker 2: It's her dad.

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Speaker 6: But apparently they did some swimming and sightseeing together and afterwards,

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Speaker 6: Toby said, seeing all the joy and love in his eyes,

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Speaker 6: that's what took my pain away.

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Speaker 2: Spam.

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Speaker 7: Spam will always take the pain away, Spam.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to your next laser story out of the

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Speaker 6: cringe cafe. You probably have an opinion on the sound

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Speaker 6: of nails on a chalkboard, but since chalkboards aren't exactly

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I know, immediately answer well.

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Speaker 6: A popular publication surveyed hundreds of people asking what's the

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Speaker 2: I mostly watched TikTok without the sound on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's been four years and that song is long dead.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why people keep posting it. Number six,

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Speaker 4: Place, it's terrible. Or so we're touching silverware.

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Speaker 6: I want to fire that person, even if I don't

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Speaker 2: Is worse for me.

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Speaker 6: But yes, these are the top sounds that make people

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Speaker 6: angry for no logical reason, according to a survey. Number

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Speaker 6: four the Microsoft teams alert, I.

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Speaker 2: Just hate video calls altogether.

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Speaker 6: I hate it the sound of somebody wanting you to

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Speaker 1: Ever since the pandemic, every call you make has to

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Speaker 1: be a video called, Like, can't we just talk on

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Speaker 1: the phone.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to see your face.

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Speaker 6: One person said. The sound of an incoming team's call

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Speaker 6: puts me into flight or fight mode checks out. Number

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Speaker 6: three the chirp of a dying battery and a smoke detector.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and why is it only at two in

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Speaker 1: the morning it happens.

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Speaker 3: We're working radio.

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Speaker 6: I could have put that sound into the system, but

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to punch anybody in the face. Number

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Speaker 6: two microwaves that keep beeping after you've opened the door.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Automatic.

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Speaker 6: And the number one annoying sound that makes people irrationally

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Speaker 6: upset styrofoam rubbing on styrofoam.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jack, Yes, oh god, I hate people.

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Speaker 3: That's not styrofoam.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: It made me the styrofoam and then it's like the

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Speaker 9: Oh my.

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Speaker 6: One person from the survey said, just thinking about that

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Speaker 3: Sure, I'm with you on that.

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Speaker 6: But what about a guy rubbing himself onto styrofoam? I mean,

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Speaker 6: if it makes him happy, then let him do it.

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Speaker 6: That's the sound of a turtle going crazy in a

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Speaker 6: little package of packing team, I said, And that's I say,

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Speaker 6: let him be himself.

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Speaker 7: Yeahs.

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Speaker 6: Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.

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Speaker 6: We'll do it same time on Monday.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: You ever see weird products advertised on TV and you think, God,

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Speaker 6: that is the dumbest thing I've.

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Speaker 3: Ever heard of. Who the hell would buy that?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yes, And then you read an article a month later

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you wonder why am I not dumber?

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Speaker 6: A few of these entrepreneurs started out pitching their ideas

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Speaker 6: on the TV show Shark Tank.

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Speaker 3: And we're going to.

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Speaker 6: Talk about some of the weirdest products ever brought to

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Speaker 6: the show to see if my co host can guess

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Speaker 6: if they totally failed or shockingly succeeded. We'll do it

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Speaker 6: coming up right after this. Remember a few years ago

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Speaker 6: when Jose said he bought a squatty potty and it

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Speaker 7: A lot of discussions then.

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Speaker 5: It really had an impact on those They have their

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Speaker 7: I actually to bring one to work. I just thought

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Speaker 7: about that.

457
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Speaker 3: That's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

458
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Speaker 6: So that was actually a product from the TV show

459
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Speaker 6: Shark Tank. It got pitched on the show and received

460
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Speaker 6: a three hundred and fifty thousand dollars investment.

461
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Speaker 2: There ain't so much money on that day.

462
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 6: Now, thanks to Jose, squatty potties makeover thirty million dollars

463
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Speaker 6: every year.

464
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Speaker 3: Wow, seriously, it's.

465
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Speaker 6: Awesome, But not every strange item on that show turned

466
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Speaker 6: out to be a gold mine. Actually, some of the

467
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 6: product pitches were so weird they got totally rejected by

468
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Speaker 6: all of the sharks. The question is, would you be

469
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Speaker 6: able to identify what products are considered shark worthy? Let's

470
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 6: find out because I got a list of strange inventions

471
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Speaker 6: that were actually pitched on the show Shark Tank.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a little game show.

473
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Speaker 3: So let's see if you guys know.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with the product licky bruh, a cat brush

475
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 6: shaped like a giant tongue that you hold in your

476
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 6: mouth and lick your cat with to bond like a

477
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,479
Speaker 6: fellow feline. Because licking with your actual tongue that's gross.

478
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because you tried that first before you came

479
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 1: up with disinvention, obviously, But if you have.

480
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,959
Speaker 3: A home shape like a tongue, then it's okay.

481
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Speaker 6: What do you think did that get invested or rejected

482
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Speaker 6: by the shark I.

483
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Speaker 7: Got invested in because I love it.

484
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Speaker 2: I think they invested.

485
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Speaker 4: I don't think all the shark sharks are cat people.

486
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Speaker 4: I think they rejected.

487
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Speaker 6: The wicky brush was rejected by as they thought it

488
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Speaker 6: was weird. Next product is called original Man candle. Candles

489
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Speaker 6: made four men with masculine sense like popcorn and farts,

490
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Speaker 6: actually parts farts with an f sense that men appreciate.

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Speaker 6: Did that get invested or rejected by the sharks.

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Speaker 8: I have something called the man candle. It doesn't smell

493
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Speaker 8: like farts.

494
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Speaker 3: But I don't that's the metro man ca.

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Speaker 8: I don't know if they invested in the mandle. I'm

496
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Speaker 8: gonna say rejected.

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Speaker 4: It makes so many candles that are like smells like farts,

498
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 4: and it's like not you know, or smells like something bad,

499
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 4: smells like the sun.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I don't care. I think rejected. I

501
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 2: think that's too grown.

502
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 3: It's rejected, rejected by all the sharks.

503
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Speaker 6: Next dynam is called Booby pack, a sports bra with

504
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 6: built in waterproof.

505
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 3: Pockets so your stuff doesn't get.

506
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 6: Wet while you work out the Fannie pack for your rack,

507
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 6: that is, did that get invested in or rejected by?

508
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 5: Who has broken so many iPods from sweat and my

509
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 5: sports bra?

510
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Speaker 2: I hope invested.

511
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were stuffing?

512
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, weird shirt.

513
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 3: I can tell you Booby pack got invested in.

514
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: What?

515
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 10: Yeah?

516
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Speaker 6: One of the sharks, Barbara Corkoran invested eighty grand into that.

517
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 6: We're talking about the weirdest real products that were actually

518
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 6: pitched on the TV show Shark Tank, quizzing my co host,

519
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 6: But if they got invested or rejected.

520
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 3: Next product is called euro Club. You are o Club.

521
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 6: It's a golf club with a secret urinal compartment so

522
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 6: men could have discreek bladder relief while they're out on

523
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Speaker 6: the golf course.

524
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Speaker 7: They're so smart.

525
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 2: Is it really actually smart? Why don't you just pee

526
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Speaker 2: on a tree?

527
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Speaker 8: I think yes, because they're all like Kevin O'Leary's like, oh,

528
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 8: I could use this on the golf course.

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Speaker 2: I'm going with too gross again. Rejected.

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00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: Rejectady, you forgot it in your golf bag.

531
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Speaker 3: The ladies say its rejected. The euro Club was invested.

532
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 6: Mister wonderful invested twenty five thousand dollars into it.

533
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 4: Wow, some of the cat tongking isn't as grossy.

534
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 6: The next Shark Tank item is called the No Phone,

535
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 6: a plastic fake phone that looks like an iPhone but

536
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 6: does absolutely nothing to help people break their extreme phone addictions.

537
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 3: Did that get invested in or rejected?

538
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 2: I don't know.

539
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: Like I smoked a long time ago when I quit,

540
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: I did need something to like put up to my mouth.

541
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 2: Still, so I feel like this would make sense to me.

542
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say invested.

543
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 3: Invested.

544
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 5: Maybe because the little kids using it to think they

545
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Speaker 5: have a phone.

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

547
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Speaker 3: Well the no phone that rejected by the sharks. They

548
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 3: didn't see any merit in man, we would have all

549
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 3: bought it.

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Speaker 6: Apparently, keep it going with their next item called I

551
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 6: don't want to mispronounce this kiss ticks kissed kiss ticks

552
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 6: complimentary flavored lip bombs that create a tingling and unique

553
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 6: taste when two people kiss them together. Did that get

554
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 6: invested in or rejected?

555
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 2: You remember? Did you watch this episode?

556
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 7: I feel like a chapstick trying to do this too,

557
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 7: like a long time.

558
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 2: This sounds fun to me. I'm gonna say invested.

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00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 4: Cam, I just put on the lip plumpers.

560
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 5: It would do the same effected just numb.

561
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 3: Sticks that got invested in.

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00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 6: Mark Cuban invested two hundred thousand dollars to watch a

563
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 6: bunch of ladies kiss each other.

564
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 7: Or he's in the.

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00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 8: Dallas Mavericks' locker room and all the guys can have

566
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Speaker 8: free access.

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Speaker 1: You should try the blueberry chapstick mixed with a banana.

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Speaker 6: A couple more here, this time is called waken Bacon,

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00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 6: a working alarm clock that cooks actual bacon to wake

570
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Speaker 6: you up to the smell of bacon.

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Speaker 3: Invested or rejected?

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Speaker 8: I remember this and I loved the idea, but something

573
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 8: about it was like scary to me, being like something

574
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Speaker 8: hot oil.

575
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 9: Now I'm asleep.

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Speaker 7: It's too dangerous. I don't know if they invested in it.

577
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: There's a thing you're reaching over and slamming snooze on

578
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: your alarm clock, spill hot oil.

579
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Speaker 9: Smell.

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Speaker 3: You don't believe in the wake baking don't.

581
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 6: Shot idea, and your final product is called I Want

582
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 6: to Draw a Cat for you. It's a service that

583
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 6: offers custom stick figure drawings of your cat. If you

584
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 6: submit a photo of the cat, they'll draw a stick

585
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 6: figure of it.

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Speaker 3: Did that get invested in or rejected?

587
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 4: There's not people rejected.

588
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: I've spent too much time on Etsy. I know this

589
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 2: was invested.

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00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it just sounds like it sounds

591
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: like an Etsy shop for sure.

592
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: It was investing. Mark Cuban again.

593
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 6: Twenty five thousand dollars for stick figure cat, stick figure

594
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 6: cats and flavored.

595
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 8: Lip ball only on his successes, but never the awful things.

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00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 6: Those were the strangest I guess actual products ever pitched

597
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 6: on the show Shark Tank.

598
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 3: Your phone taps coming up right.

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00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 11: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 6: And in today's prank call, a guy received a notice

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00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 6: in the mail recently from the city saying they're going

603
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 6: to be doing work on his block. And the letter

604
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 6: had a bunch of random like symbols and numbers in it,

605
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 6: like one dash, three, five, six, pound pound nine. So

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00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 6: he went to his wife and he said, do you

607
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 6: know what the heck is happening on our street next week?

608
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 6: She just shook her head and thought, you know what,

609
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,239
Speaker 6: Why don't I let my favorite radio show handle this.

610
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 6: She sent us the info and we took it from there.

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00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 6: In your phone tap right now twenty Hello, Hi is

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00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 6: this Warren?

613
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 3: Yes?

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00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 11: It is?

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00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 10: What is it?

616
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 3: Good afternoon?

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00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 6: This is Chip Baldridge with the City Historical Restoration Project. Ah, Hi, Hi,

618
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 6: We're the folks behind those blue plaques and confusing statues

619
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 6: of people writing squirrels.

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Speaker 14: Okay, did you get her a letter that.

621
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Speaker 3: We sund about the work we'll be doing in your neighborhood.

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00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 3: I did great, but it.

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Speaker 10: Was kind of confusing to be oh, perfectly honest.

624
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 6: With Okay, Well, I can clear it up for you

625
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 6: if there's any confusion. Okay, yeah, So, after digging into

626
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 6: some colonial maps and taking soil records, we've confirmed that

627
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 6: your front yard is the original site of the Revolutionary

628
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 6: War's long forgotten Battle of Baked Bean Hill.

629
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: Wait, it's pretty exciting, really.

630
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 6: Absolutely, seventeen seventy eight two militia's one pot of beans.

631
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 6: Everyone had gas, nobody won, but it mattered. So now

632
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 6: your lawn is officially historic.

633
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 10: Wait wait, wait, you're kidding, right, No.

634
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 6: I'm one hundred percent serious the Battle of Baked Bean Hill.

635
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 6: I know most history books skip it, but hey, look

636
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 6: at this. Now you're the proud steward of America's most

637
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 6: gastro intestinal battle.

638
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Congratulations.

639
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 10: So I'm confused. Is there is there money involved here?

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00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 9: Money?

641
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 3: What you're talking to the city, Warren? We don't have

642
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 3: any money. Oh that was good. No, I needed that laugh,

643
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

644
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 6: I'm calling because actually, by law, the city will be

645
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 6: craning in a full sized cannon onto your front yard

646
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 6: next Tuesday.

647
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 10: No, no, you're not. You gotta be Kiden Gay.

648
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 6: Well, yes, that's where the battle happened on your front property,

649
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 6: so we have to no.

650
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, you're not doing anything to our

651
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 10: front lawn.

652
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's already been approved. No, we have the canon.

653
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 6: It weighs about sixteen hundred pounds.

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00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 10: You guys are not doing anything to our front lawn.

655
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 10: You're not bringing cannons. You're not battle. I don't care.

656
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 6: Quick little correction. It's not multiple canons, it's just one.

657
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 6: Her name is Martha, and she's actually been fully restored

658
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 6: with authentic creaks and even historical bean splatter damage.

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00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 10: What are you guys talking about? How is this okay?

660
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 6: Was because there will be tour groups there coming up

661
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 6: the summer of wanting to take pictures with it.

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00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 10: No, that is not happening.

663
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 14: It is absolutely not.

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Speaker 10: These guys are gonna have a problem if you come

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00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 10: to my property. I'm telling you right now, Warren, you're

666
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Speaker 10: gonna have an issue.

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00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 8: Sir.

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00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 3: I hear your frustration. I understand it's night thin.

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Speaker 10: This is not happening on my property, sir, gonna happen.

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00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: Just keep in mind, this is a heritage artillery placement.

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00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 10: I don't care.

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00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 3: Well.

673
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 6: The city council voted during a pancake breakfast and it

674
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 6: passed unanimously.

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00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, the city the losses got mine.

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00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: Honestly, it probably mostly passed because nobody was listening. It

677
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 3: tends to be how the meetings go. Are you hearing it?

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00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 6: Though? That's neither here nor there. I'm more focused on

679
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 6: getting you into our history books.

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00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 10: No, this is not happening.

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00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, okay, well, you're definitely not gonna want to

682
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 6: hear about phase two of the project.

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00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 3: Then the re enactment chili cookoff?

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Speaker 10: What you're talking about?

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00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 6: What thirty reenactors will be hired with four bean tents

686
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 6: and one man on stilts dressed as Paul Revere.

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Speaker 10: This cannot be a thing, and it's not happening on

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Speaker 10: my property.

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Speaker 6: Warren, Warren, listen to me, I won't. You're standing on

690
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 6: sacred bean soil.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

692
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 6: American men fought and tooted for freedom right where you live.

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Speaker 10: What kind of city celebrates a battle like this?

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Speaker 6: The kind of city that remembers, the kind that's not

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00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 6: afraid to cannon up in a cul de sac, the

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Speaker 6: kind that prank calls people on the radio.

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Speaker 3: Why that's the kind of city that you live in, sir,

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Speaker 3: and you should be proud of that.

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Speaker 10: You said, what about phone call?

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Speaker 6: I said that this is a prank call because you're

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Speaker 6: actually on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and there's

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Speaker 6: no cannons.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you're being phone tapped.

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Speaker 10: You gotta be kidding.

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Speaker 6: Mend Your wife, Alicia set you up. She said, you

706
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 6: were confused after getting a letter from this in the mail,

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Speaker 6: and you didn't know what it meant. You were worried,

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Speaker 6: just like all the soldiers did during the Battle of

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Speaker 6: bake Bean Hill.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even get to tell you about the small

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Speaker 3: rope perimeter and the animatronic squirrel that yells beans for liberty.

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Speaker 3: He's only going to say it. What's an hour?

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Speaker 11: The week? Up? Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 11: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: And what if I told you In the middle of

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Speaker 6: a meetup between a guy and a girl, a mysterious

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Speaker 6: note was.

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Speaker 3: Left at the table.

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Speaker 2: That's exciting.

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Speaker 6: Inside that note was one singular, handwritten word, I can't

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Speaker 6: say what it was yet, but I can tell you

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Speaker 6: it's different than the word than I usually leave in

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Speaker 6: my handwritten notes.

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Speaker 2: What is that word?

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Speaker 3: I don't want to know that word splosh, question money.

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Speaker 6: That could be taken many different ways, but that is

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Speaker 6: not the word that was written in this note. You'll

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Speaker 6: hear what it was because it shocked the entire room.

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Speaker 3: I'll write it for you. It's coming up in your

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Speaker 3: brand new Second Date Update right after this Second Date Update.

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Speaker 15: Date.

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Speaker 6: In the entertainment industry, it's all about good branding, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: for sure. And that's why today we're turning our second

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Speaker 6: Date update into a second date y update, trying to

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Speaker 6: get a guy to say yeup to a second meeting.

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Speaker 3: It's called good branding.

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Speaker 6: And I've already got our digital team recutting all of

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Speaker 6: the station promos. And by digital team, I mean the

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Speaker 6: one guy who still works here.

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Speaker 3: So thanks Seth.

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Speaker 6: But in the meantime, let's meet our hopeful yupper of

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Speaker 6: the day, Jessica. Welcome to the show. I apologize for

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Speaker 6: all the negativity in.

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Speaker 1: The room just against Jeffrey, just so you know, Hi, guys,

746
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: thanks for having me.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: I kind of like that absolutely can. That's okay with you,

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Speaker 3: Yessica for your update?

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Speaker 2: Have you hung up yet?

751
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, okay, okay, I'm sorry to Let's just let's

752
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 6: start with an easy question.

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00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 3: Who's the guy that you want us to call today?

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Speaker 16: So his name is Patrick. We met on a dating app.

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00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 16: I've never been on a dating app before. This is

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00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 16: my first time.

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Speaker 2: That's your very first date from a dating app.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, and it was crazy because I was getting so

759
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 15: many like messages from people and it's like.

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Speaker 2: Goods, Wow. Was that overwhelming?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: Absolutely? I mean I definitely was trying to like weep

763
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 16: through all of that, and so when I saw this

764
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Speaker 16: guy Patrick message to me, it was like super normal. Yes,

765
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 16: me just was like, hey, how are you? Wasn't anything

766
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 16: about like physical appearance, so it was you creepy.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like the others that are like fresh meat.

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Speaker 4: It does say like new to the app.

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00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the algorithm really does that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, okay, So you were attracted to his normalness.

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00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, definitely. And we went to this restaurant that was

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Speaker 16: really nice.

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Speaker 1: What were you feeling going into this because you ever

774
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Speaker 1: even been on a blind date before? I mean not

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Speaker 1: the I mean I know you can see people's pictures

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00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: and shouting to them, but you don't really know what

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00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: to expect, right.

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00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 16: Yeah, I was absolutely nervous because I normally want to

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Speaker 16: do things with my dog. Happy happy.

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Speaker 6: P a f f y, which makes jose happy just

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Speaker 6: thinking about Okay, how did we get onto her dog?

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Speaker 1: She normally goes places with her dog. And I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: you didn't bring your dog to the restaurant.

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Speaker 16: So I didn't because they didn't allow like dogs at

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Speaker 16: the restaurant and there wasn't patio seating.

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Speaker 6: Oh I thought you were going to put your dog

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Speaker 6: inside of like a sweater and like do the thing

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Speaker 6: where people stack on top of each other, and then

789
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Speaker 6: your dog could sit in the restaurant like.

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Speaker 7: Eating parts of her steak through the buttons.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that would have been cute, But I guess

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Speaker 6: all distracting for the date.

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Speaker 2: Was that hard for you not to bring your dog?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: I mean I love my dog, so I was thinking

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Speaker 16: about her a lot, and so on the date.

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Speaker 15: It was so fun that.

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Speaker 16: I kept like kind of thinking about her, So I

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Speaker 16: was like getting distracted during the conversation. For example, I

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Speaker 16: love to read, and my favorite series is Harry Potter,

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Speaker 16: and so he read and I was like, I'm reading

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Speaker 16: the series again. So we were talking about it and

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Speaker 16: it was just.

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Speaker 11: So nice that I kept thinking about Tappy.

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Speaker 1: Did he notice that you were distracted and thinking about

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Speaker 1: your dog?

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Speaker 16: I mean, I think a little bit, because he had

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Speaker 16: to repeat the question a few times that he.

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Speaker 1: Had, so that's interesting. I wonder if he thought you

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Speaker 1: were distracted or just like airheady.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, that's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 3: Airheady.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I does that insult you? Just didn't

814
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Speaker 2: mean to insult you.

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Speaker 15: I don't think it was airheady.

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Speaker 16: I think I was just like kind of like floating.

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00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 16: I was just a little distracted.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I was balloon minded.

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Speaker 6: Okay, this second date yupdate is definitely turning kind of dark.

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Speaker 6: Let's bring the yuppie mood back in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I did, and I apologize.

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Speaker 6: See look at this, this is what I'm talking about

823
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 6: positive energy.

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Speaker 1: And you're just asking if he thought that maybe she

825
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: was a little spacey and not really because he didn't

826
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Speaker 1: realize she was thinking about her dog.

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Speaker 4: Did you talk about your dog a lot?

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Speaker 11: Like?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, did you bring it up at all?

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Speaker 16: I mean I talked about Hafy a little bit, but

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Speaker 16: I tried not to make it the whole conversation.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So just to recap, You're on your first time

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Speaker 6: on a date through a dating app. You're feeling a

834
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Speaker 6: little bit nervous. You keep thinking about your dog, talking

835
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Speaker 6: about Harry Potter a lot, missing some of his questions.

836
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 6: So far, it's going okay.

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Speaker 3: How does the date end?

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Speaker 16: So at the end of the date, I want to

839
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 16: use the restroom and he was like getting the check.

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Speaker 16: And when I came back from the restroom, he was gone.

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Speaker 16: And he left me a note saying sorry, No, that.

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Speaker 4: Is a terrible first.

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00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 3: Let's give him a little bit of credit.

844
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Speaker 6: Was there at least a sad face at the end

845
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Speaker 6: of sorry, make it cute?

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00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 7: There wasn't a hard I'm sorry.

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00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: Why would you want to get a hold of this

848
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: guy again? He ditched you at the end of the day.

849
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 15: Honestly, now you still want to know why he ditched

850
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 15: me because everything seemed to be going great. And honestly, Lexus,

851
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 15: I really want your feedback on this because I feel

852
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,959
Speaker 15: like you know men, and you know like I feel

853
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 15: like you can really help.

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Speaker 3: Do you think she knows men?

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Speaker 6: All men?

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00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah she does. Yeah, yeah, Lexis What do you

857
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 3: have to say about that?

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00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: Experts has such good boundaries.

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Speaker 16: So what do you think of Lexus? Why do you

860
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 16: think she left me?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 5: Share your wisdom, you know, I need a few minutes

863
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 5: to think about it, do some study.

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Speaker 2: She's the one that all of her friends go to

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Speaker 2: for advice, obviously.

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00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're still waiting on that advice, some of them.

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Speaker 4: But scroll on TikTok the answers.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna hopefully get all of the answers for you

869
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Speaker 6: when we come back. Call Patrick and try to get

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Speaker 6: you your second date, yup date and have him say

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Speaker 6: yep to another meet up Yessica, it's happening.

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Speaker 3: Right after this second date update.

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Speaker 6: If you're just joining us, We've been talking to a

874
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Speaker 6: young woman by the name of Jessica who recently dipped

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Speaker 6: her toe into the pool of dating apps. Got hundreds

876
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 6: of messages from EG her male suitors, and she chose

877
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 6: one who seemed to be the most normal.

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00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: God And if this is the most normal, then she's doomed.

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00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: It was such a terrible end to a date.

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00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 6: His name is Patrick, and it was a terrible end

881
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 6: because she got ditched by him at the restaurant.

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00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 8: Actually ditched, came back to the table from a note.

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00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 2: It's so rude, so rude.

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00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 6: Absolutely, But Brooke, can we at least say it's impressive

885
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 6: that he knows how to write something by hand?

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00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 3: Can we give him.

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00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 2: That it wasn't a full sentence?

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00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 3: Okay?

889
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: Did it have any punctuations?

890
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 7: That's why he only wrote one word? This isn't how

891
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 7: to write a sentence.

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00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 6: That's possible. There's a few questions. Was there any punctuation

893
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Speaker 6: on it?

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00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 16: No?

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00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: No, God man, an exclamation mark would have made it

896
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: feel worse.

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00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 6: But the good news is Jessica is gen Z and

898
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 6: she's looking towards a gen Z.

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Speaker 3: Hero for answers here. I think it's safe.

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Speaker 6: To say she wants you very, very involved in this call,

901
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 6: Alexis as do.

902
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 3: I'm the hero we're talking about, You're the gen Z.

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00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 6: Here'out any more thoughts now that you've had time to

904
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Speaker 6: TikTok about why this guy ditched on Jessica, you really

905
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 6: got nothing.

906
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 7: Let's play some more music, and there's just.

907
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 4: It could be anything. It could be her zoning out.

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00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 4: It could be like Harry Potter.

909
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 5: Okay, there's the odds of the dating world. Your first

910
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 5: date probably isn't going to be good on a dating app.

911
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 16: Okay, I just appreciate Alexis being open to helping me.

912
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 5: I don't know that I have a choice, but yes

913
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 5: I have.

914
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 6: Lexus is going to take a very active role in

915
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 6: getting answers out of this guy.

916
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 3: Let's call him and hopefully he picks up. But here

917
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 3: we go. Hello, Hey is this Patrick? Missus?

918
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 9: Patrick?

919
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 15: Amen?

920
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 3: Thanks for picking up radio show. We're called Brook and

921
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

922
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 7: What's up man? Good morning?

923
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 11: Uh?

924
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 6: Okay, Alexis, we have we have a bunch of questions

925
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 6: that we would like to ask you about a woman

926
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 6: that you went out with recently.

927
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 3: Her name is Jessica. What.

928
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, It's part of a segment that we do called

929
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 6: the second Date Update. So Alexis take it.

930
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 5: From here now with somebody and you're super rude at

931
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 5: the end, actually like you need to explain yourself.

932
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: Okay, we're trying to get him to open up.

933
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 4: I would love to hear.

934
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 6: You.

935
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 4: I'm sure you have a great reason that I will

936
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 4: totally side with you.

937
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 2: Okay, did you hear that, Patrick? Do you know what

938
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 2: she's talking about?

939
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 14: I'm I'm like totally confused, what are you talking about?

940
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 6: Okay, maybe I'll explain and then I'll talk about this girl.

941
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 6: Jessica emailed us because she told us about your date

942
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 6: at the restaurant and she is very confused. Why you

943
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 6: ditched her halfway through with no explanation, just left about that,

944
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 6: said sorry it was the end, but yeah.

945
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was at the end of the night and

946
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 14: there was no hope, so I just left to know.

947
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, I gotta say though, Man, that's pretty rude.

948
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, she was being extremely rude. She was on

949
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 14: her phone the entire time and then just appeared to

950
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 14: the bathroom.

951
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 2: And then what disappeared to the bathroom?

952
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, she disappeared to the bathroom for like thirty minutes.

953
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 4: Whoat.

954
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's a long time.

955
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 14: I'm exaggerating a little bit. I mean it was like

956
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 14: ten minutes, but it felt like thirty.

957
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm starting to think it was two minutes.

958
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, a long time.

959
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: But there's a line like you don't know yeah.

960
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 3: No, no.

961
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 14: She was like she is obsessed with her dog, and

962
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 14: it was like she would rather have been with her dog,

963
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 14: and so I was like, you know what, I'm just

964
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 14: gonna leave so she can hang out with her dog.

965
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 4: I mean, when don't most people rather be with their

966
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 4: own pet in the first day.

967
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 3: I mean, but her dog's not even there.

968
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 14: So, like the whole night, she's like on her phone

969
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 14: and she was trying to like put it to the

970
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 14: side so I wouldn't notice, but she did it so

971
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 14: much within like the first five minutes of this meeting

972
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 14: that I asked her if she was all right, oh,

973
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 14: and she was like, Okay, here's the deal. I have

974
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 14: a dog, Cracker app and this is the first time

975
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 14: I been away from Taffy or whatever the dog's name.

976
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:22,959
Speaker 6: Yeah.

977
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: Doesn't that make you feel better though, because in that moment,

978
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: now she's being open with you, and she's feeling like

979
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: it's almost like an apology, like I am so sorry

980
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: that I was on my phone.

981
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 14: It's kind of cute. But she had it set for

982
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 14: this like bark alert, so when it would bark, her

983
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 14: phone would buzz.

984
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

985
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 14: I was like, okay, well, maybe you should turn that

986
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 14: off during dinner, And like a few minutes later, she

987
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 14: like pulls out her phone and she's like, oh my god,

988
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 14: look Taffy sniffing the roomba that means she's anxious. It

989
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 14: means anxious, anxious.

990
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, oh, my friends had pet cameras.

991
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 4: Had to delete it because if so sad all the time. Yeah, yeah,

992
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 4: and you would always distract them so they got rid

993
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 4: of their ass.

994
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: Obviously, your day is just having separation excited herself, you know,

995
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: and the dog seems.

996
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 7: Like it's fine.

997
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 14: Well exactly, and then she goes to the bathroom and

998
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 14: she was gone for such a long time that I

999
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 14: actually thought she ditched me.

1000
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: Oh she went mad to go check on her dog

1001
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 2: or something.

1002
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 14: Well, I went back to the bathroom and this girl

1003
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 14: came out and I was like, hey, have you seen

1004
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 14: this woman in the bathroom.

1005
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 10: She's about this.

1006
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 14: High as this color hair. And she was like, oh yeah,

1007
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 14: she's in there face timing her dog.

1008
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 3: Okay, oh I get that.

1009
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 5: Maybe she had a dog the care you could talk

1010
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,959
Speaker 5: to there we go, So here.

1011
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 2: Your little dog.

1012
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 6: Thank you for explaining what happened from your perspective. That

1013
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 6: gives us a little bit more of a scope about

1014
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 6: what was going on, at least from your side of it.

1015
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 3: And now you probably need to hear.

1016
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 6: Jessica's side of it, because she is on the other

1017
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 6: line listening right now?

1018
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 3: And what does she want to do? Alexis I actually

1019
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 3: know what.

1020
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 4: She wants anymore? Get answers?

1021
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, start there, it's Jessica on the other line.

1022
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 14: If she's there, Jessica, Hey, Patrick, Hey, what's up?

1023
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 2: Oh?

1024
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 16: I know it's just kind of weird, but like, I

1025
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 16: know all that stuff did happen, but is that really

1026
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 16: a reason to like getch me?

1027
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 14: I mean, I didn't know how long you were going

1028
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 14: to be in the bathroom facetiming with Taffy, and I

1029
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 14: was just like it was just frustrating. Like I get

1030
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 14: it's hard to leave a pet at home, but like,

1031
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 14: come on, it's only the dog's in danger. Well, you

1032
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 14: could have like messaged me after, Okay, that's fair. I

1033
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 14: could have messaged you after. But I was just like,

1034
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 14: I don't know, I was just so turned off. I

1035
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 14: kind of just was like, forget about it.

1036
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 6: I mean, if I'm a guy and I'm on a

1037
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 6: date and the girl is not paying attention to me

1038
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 6: the entire time, I'm going to start to feel like

1039
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 6: she doesn't really like me.

1040
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: It wasn't the entire time, he said.

1041
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: There was twenty minutes in between the phone and then

1042
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: her explaining, and then she would like at least she

1043
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: tried to take the FaceTime call away from the table.

1044
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: I don't know, like, why didn't he bring it up.

1045
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 2: Why didn't you say, hey, you're kind of hurting my feelings.

1046
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 4: Let's go back to your house and hang out your dog.

1047
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 14: I just don't understand why why we can't just decide

1048
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 14: to go on a date and be with the other

1049
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 14: person instead of being on our phones and well, I

1050
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 14: mean passing my child.

1051
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, sorry, you should ignore your children if they're

1052
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 6: trying to interrupt you in the middle of a hot date.

1053
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: That's really rude.

1054
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 11: Brook.

1055
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 2: Dogs, Oh absolutely, I don't answer they're call.

1056
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 15: No.

1057
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 4: Maybe if she gets a second child, then she'll care less.

1058
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think maybe next time, if you're that

1059
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: worried about it, Jessica, you can just find a dog sitter.

1060
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 2: But it still doesn't warrant him ditching you at the

1061
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: end of the night. I'm with you on that one.

1062
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 16: I appreciate your opinion on that, Brook, but I really

1063
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 16: like to hear with Alexis.

1064
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 5: I think it did not warrant him to leave you

1065
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 5: a note like that at the end of the day.

1066
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 3: Finally, a thought that makes sense on this show. Thank you, Alexis,

1067
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 3: You're welcome. Okay, So so wait, are we not going

1068
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 3: to tell her.

1069
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 7: But the future maybe pay more attentions.

1070
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,919
Speaker 4: I think you should bring the dog to a dog

1071
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 4: friendly place.

1072
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 7: That could be a good day.

1073
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: I mean, that's always an option.

1074
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 6: And look, Patrick, if you're willing to give her another chance,

1075
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 6: we would pay for it.

1076
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be good to try her out

1077
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: with the dog to see if she's as distracted if

1078
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: the dog's with her.

1079
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 6: Yes, Alexis is going to tell you two reasons why

1080
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 6: you should say yes.

1081
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 5: Right now, because Tay's obviously cute.

1082
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 3: That's obvious you owe her. Did you say one and

1083
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,919
Speaker 3: then be what's your second?

1084
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 4: Doing this right now?

1085
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 3: I mean you can't say no that that logic, can you, Patrick?

1086
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 14: I am, I'm out, I'm out. I'm sorry.

1087
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: I just.

1088
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 14: Jessica is too high sprung for me. I just it's

1089
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 14: not going to work.

1090
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 11: Man.

1091
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Patrick, thanks so much for telling me

1092
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 15: the truth now I know why.

1093
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 16: I mean, I can just get back to the hundreds

1094
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 16: of other messages I got.

1095
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got hundreds.

1096
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 14: Okay, I don't think it's that much.

1097
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 7: Hey, if there's plenty of fish. It's definitely that much said.

1098
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: She was in the bathroom for thirty minutes and it

1099
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: turned out to be ten, So I don't think we're

1100
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: judging your numbers.

1101
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 14: That's actually fair.

1102
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, I.

1103
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,359
Speaker 3: Can't believe we didn't get a yes for that.

1104
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 6: I thought for sure they'd be able to figure out

1105
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 6: a compromise between the two of the Almas.

1106
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

1107
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: Like, no, I mean, I agree with him that people

1108
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: should be able to just be on a date, for sure,

1109
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: but like, there was no middle ground for either of them, right.

1110
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 6: I mean, she was a little bit stressed out being

1111
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 6: away from her cat for the first times, sorry dog,

1112
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 6: for the first time. That's totally understandable, and it's also

1113
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 6: understandable that he wants to have a girl pay attention

1114
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 6: to day, right. But you know, in strange, confusing times

1115
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 6: like this, I'm just so thankful that we have Alexis

1116
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 6: to help us make sense of everything.

1117
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 4: What would you guys do without me?

1118
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 3: And I know Alexis share your wisdom. Please? Why is

1119
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 3: the dating world like this right now?

1120
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 4: Because people are people and that's how.

1121
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 2: She just peopled so hard.

1122
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: I feel so much better now, Thank you, Alexi.

1123
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 8: Instead of emailing us African Jeffery, just email Alexis your second.

1124
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 4: I don't email.

1125
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: Whatever you gotta do, gross.

1126
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 6: Just reach out to the show in whatever way, and

1127
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 6: Alexis can save you.

1128
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: And your don't have a success yet, but she will

1129
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,399
Speaker 1: gonna happens.

1130
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 6: They say, no, manifest that positivity and go check out

1131
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 6: all of our podcasts wherever you get yours.

1132
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 11: A broken chesny Brook and Jeffrey.

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00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 6: In the morning, some people wake up and hit the gym. Yeah, immediately, yep.

1134
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 6: They grinds, They sweat. They post shirtless mirror selfies with

1135
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 6: captions like no days off one hundred emoji hashtag swolled life.

1136
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but not me. My workouts are a little

1137
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 6: bit different. While they're at the gym grunting, bench pressing

1138
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 6: three twenty five, I'm in a darkly lit room aggressively

1139
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 6: rhyming the word casada with gonorrhea. While they are lifting

1140
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 6: squat bars till their legs burn. I'm dropping lyrical bars

1141
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 6: till my tongue goes numb. Because our listeners deserve to

1142
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 6: hear me in peak physical form.

1143
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 2: No days off, jabbing, no days off.

1144
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 6: From my brand new song of the week, dropping it

1145
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 6: like a kettlebell to your ear. Drums coming up right

1146
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 6: after this, it is time for my song of the week.

1147
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 3: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

1148
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 6: And wedding season is officially underway, and you know it's

1149
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 6: Brook's favorite time of the year where she gets to

1150
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 6: sneak free dinner, rolls into her purse at the buffet,

1151
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 6: and nobody can say anything that's.

1152
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 7: Right, wedding is really good.

1153
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: Yeah you invited me. Okay, I get as million rolls

1154
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: as I want.

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00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 6: Right, But before we get to the buffet, and before

1156
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 6: we get to the vows and the I do's, and

1157
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 6: before the first dance to that Ed Sheeran song that

1158
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 6: you pretend to be totally surprised by. Yeah, there's one

1159
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 6: important tradition that we all must honor, and that's the

1160
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 6: sacred bachelor and bachelorette party.

1161
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 7: My favorite part.

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00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 6: A wonderful, beautiful night where the bride and groom's closest

1163
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 6: friends all come together with custom made tank tops, a

1164
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 6: seven page long itinerary, and one bankrupt girl named Becky

1165
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 6: who's been venmo requested into oblivion.

1166
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: Yes and that's how it works.

1167
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 6: All your friends come together to give you one final

1168
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 6: hurrah and make sure that this couple wakes up somewhere

1169
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 6: deeply unfamiliar with a hangover that.

1170
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 3: Requires medical attention.

1171
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 6: Oh man, that's how you know it was a successful night.

1172
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 6: And for some reason, they always seem to start with

1173
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,839
Speaker 6: really nice, pure good intentions and quickly spiral completely out

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00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 6: of control.

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00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 3: That's just how it goes.

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00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 6: So I had to sing a song commemorating the bachelor

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00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 6: and bachelorette parties that are happening all over the country

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00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 6: right now. Yeah, and that's why instead of doing the

1179
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 6: hit song by Zach Brown band Chicken Fried, It's young,

1180
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 6: Jeffreys groomsman cried.

1181
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 3: I love it already a point when I'm ready.

1182
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 6: Points hanging with the groom and bride when last time

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00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 6: before they're tied, party bus and drinks up live un

1184
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 6: till it all went wrong, or where we started with

1185
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 6: some beers and sparkling wine, trying.

1186
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 3: To take it slow.

1187
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 6: But Steve went and invited his cousin Clyde with the

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00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 6: tatted throat. He said, don't ask.

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00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 3: Me where I got this pouch, and then.

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00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 6: Things went south behind that waffle house, and right there's

1191
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 6: where I realized the white.

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00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 3: Powder shirt ain't tied. All the bartop danced the up

1193
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: ride and lifting her shirt up. This man took a shot.

1194
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 6: Or fine when the crowd surpent took and died above

1195
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 6: the patron slept us side until we heard that the

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00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 6: It's crazy how one strip dance can drain your bank

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00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 6: or roll. He found the groom with sip tied hands

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00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 6: and his wallet had been stoled. The maid upon her

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00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 6: tried to bump and grind on a man who was

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00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 6: a cop when he took Jody into custody. Didn't mean

1201
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 6: that party stop, fell out into the alley blind.

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00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 3: The groom's pantless, but said he's fine.

1203
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: But what's that on his bee?

1204
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 3: Behind a tattoo?

1205
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 11: Oh?

1206
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 3: God, anoder bar And we went inside. The brides man

1207
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 3: gave me her my time. Gotta say, I kind of

1208
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: like the little pickle shapes.

1209
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 12: From a wait where a second Jason.

1210
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 11: Who's baby is that?

1211
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 6: Er?

1212
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1213
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 11: He kind of a cute baby, though, me and all the.

1214
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:59,479
Speaker 3: Grooms men cried. Bro Tunk going hard to night said

1215
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 3: I love three hundred.

1216
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 6: Times, and man Lee Hu those back rooms where we

1217
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 6: found the bride Russian.

1218
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 2: Roulette with random guys.

1219
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 9: She upspinded and.

1220
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 3: Closed her eyes. Can't believe she was at the underground

1221
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 3: Chicken five.

1222
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 12: We ran back into cousin Clyde, so all of my things,

1223
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 12: we're pretty time.

1224
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 6: A buddy said, hold on, Danny hotwired a minie band said, ha.

1225
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 12: Ben, y'all a god a playing We broke in the

1226
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 12: sea world and trying to free in Orca.

1227
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 6: Woke up in a hot.

1228
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 12: Uck crying and next to me was a real life

1229
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 12: She was giving me all lies and I think we

1230
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 12: may have hooked us.

1231
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 3: That's the night on the liver side, the greatest sack

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00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 3: party of our lives.

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00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 6: We swore to never tell our wives, so we chance

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00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 6: played god.

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00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 9: Party.

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00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted just thinking about that party.

1237
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 2: Would you make it all the way to the hot

1238
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 2: tub and Naa?

1239
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 3: I mean I believe that Nala and me in the

1240
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 3: hot tub would definitely happen. I think that would be

1241
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 3: how the night started though, because the heart.

1242
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: Of a line exactly, so I was connected on a

1243
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 2: different level.

1244
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: Absolutely.

1245
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna play this at bachelor party, and.

1246
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 2: I feel bad for Jody.

1247
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: Everyone makes a mistake when you're at a bachelor party

1248
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: that it is not a stripper, it's actually a copy.

1249
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 2: Common common mix up.

1250
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 3: But don't let Jody's mistakes let the party die. It's

1251
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 3: got to keep on going.

1252
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 6: So everybody having bachelor and bachelorrett parties right now, enjoy yourselves.

1253
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 6: We're gonna post this video up on all of our

1254
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 6: socials at Brook and Jeffrey so you could check it

1255
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 6: out and share it with a bride.

1256
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 2: Or groom is gonna be doing it and perform it

1257
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 2: for that.

1258
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you make these mistakes, you won't regret it. Yeah,

1259
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 3: that's your song the.

1260
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 11: Week Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1261
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 3: Kobe is a return player to the show. Today.

1262
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 6: She works as a daycare director, where instead of teaching

1263
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 6: the children the alphabet or nursery rhymes, she just plays

1264
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 6: our show all morning long for the children to learn.

1265
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 2: They're gonna learn Moby, I learned what not to do

1266
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 2: on a day to day.

1267
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 3: Kobe, welcome back, Bye.

1268
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 14: Thanks for having me.

1269
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 2: Hey, how's that daycare life right now? Treating you?

1270
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 10: Oh?

1271
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 3: It's rough some days.

1272
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would imagine. Can I give you a business

1273
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 7: module idea? And everyone goes to daycare? Have we considered nightcare?

1274
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 7: The kids are all sleeping right you take them at night?

1275
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 3: Yes, and they.

1276
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 10: Have that.

1277
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, they do have some places that are twenty four

1278
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 16: hours yeah.

1279
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 7: Wow else Wow, guys, I just came up with a

1280
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 7: business idea.

1281
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: Did you put kennels in for each kid?

1282
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? And little radios in each cage to make sure

1283
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 3: that they can listen to us all night long?

1284
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 7: Does the podcast?

1285
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 3: That's right? Go find our podcast at Brook and Jeffrey

1286
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 3: Kids and learn. Now, Cobe, it's time to get to

1287
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 3: the game.

1288
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 6: Here. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1289
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 6: If you don't know when, you could say pass? You

1290
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 6: have to beat Brooke out right if.

1291
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 3: You want to win? Are you ready?

1292
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1293
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 3: Good luck?

1294
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:30,439
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Today is International Space Day. Which

1295
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 6: planet is closest to the Sun.

1296
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 16: Saturn?

1297
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 3: What does the p in ups stand for?

1298
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 6: Name the successful children's book series who features a boy

1299
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 6: named Greg Heffley. What's the largest hotel brand with the

1300
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 6: most rooms in the world. The South Beach Diet was

1301
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 6: named after what city?

1302
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 16: Uh, South Beach, Florida.

1303
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 6: What is the name of the large arena in Rome

1304
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 6: where people would watch gladiators fight.

1305
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 14: The our para something like that?

1306
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 3: The para Okay, that sounds like somewhere over on the

1307
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 3: other side of the ocean.

1308
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 7: Sure, it sounds like a word you just made up,

1309
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 7: started saying, par.

1310
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 3: I know exactly what she meant. But Brook's in the

1311
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 3: studio now.

1312
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,919
Speaker 6: And since we are getting closer to summer here, Kobe,

1313
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 6: do you have any big plans coming up?

1314
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 9: We're moving.

1315
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 16: We're moving out of Stay about three and a half

1316
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 16: hours away, so that'll be exciting.

1317
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 9: And we're getting a puppy.

1318
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 14: Oh wow, it's a Miniossie and we're going to name

1319
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 14: him Coda.

1320
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 3: My cousins have a dog named Coda. Is the sweetest

1321
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 3: guy ever.

1322
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 2: My mom is a Miniossi doodle mix and it is

1323
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 2: the coolest dog.

1324
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 6: Is it?

1325
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 7: Name Coda?

1326
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 6: No?

1327
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 2: Name Louise?

1328
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 3: Okay?

1329
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 7: And dogs?

1330
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 3: And are all the children from the daycare moving with you?

1331
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 11: Oh? Yeah, no?

1332
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 3: Now, Kobe, you sit tight. Brook You're up? Are you ready?

1333
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 2: Yes?

1334
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Today is International Space Day? Which

1335
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 6: planet is closest to the sun?

1336
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 2: Uh Mercury?

1337
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 3: What does the p in ups stand for? Postal name?

1338
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 6: The successful children's book series who features a boy named

1339
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 6: Greg Heffley pass what's the largest hotel brand with the

1340
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 6: most rooms in.

1341
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 11: The world Marriott.

1342
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: The South Beach diet was named after which city.

1343
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 2: South Beach, Florida.

1344
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 6: What is the name of the large arena in Rome

1345
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 6: where people would watch gladiators fight.

1346
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 2: The parsy on?

1347
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 3: Okay, that degrees. Yeah, let's go. Let's go to the

1348
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 3: storeboard and we'll find out how you both did. With

1349
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 3: Jose crying, there's no crying.

1350
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 9: There's no baseball.

1351
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 14: That's not true.

1352
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 9: I cried in Little League.

1353
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 7: I had a ball hit me in the foot once.

1354
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 8: Kobe, you got zero today, like all the amount of

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Speaker 8: kids you're taken with you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and well you're taking your own kids with you.

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Speaker 3: You got the dog with two.

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Speaker 2: The kids just found out that they're not moving to.

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Speaker 6: Rough Go today, Kobe. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 6: It's International Space Day. The planet closest to the Sun

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Speaker 6: is Mercury. Next would be Venus, followed by US Earth.

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Speaker 6: In ups, the P stands for parcels. Such a trick question,

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Speaker 6: United Parcel Service. The successful children's book series featuring a

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Speaker 6: boy named Greg Heffley That's Diary.

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Speaker 2: Of a Whimpy My son is going to be so

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Speaker 2: mad at me.

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Speaker 6: The largest hotel brand in the world, but the most

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Speaker 6: rooms would be the Marriott. They have one point five

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Speaker 6: million rooms. Hilton would be second at one point two.

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Speaker 2: Five do that because of Jose's obsession. I went points systems.

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Speaker 9: I just hit silver.

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Speaker 6: The South Beach diet is named after the city of

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Speaker 6: Miami where South Beach is located.

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Speaker 7: South Beach is in the city. You both said that,

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Speaker 7: so you didn't get it.

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Speaker 6: And the large arena in Rome where people would watch

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Speaker 6: gladiators fight, that's called the Roman Coliseum.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The Parthenon is a building in Greece in Athens, COVID

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Speaker 6: was not enough to be Brooke today, But just for

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Speaker 6: playing you do win a pair of tickets to see

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Speaker 6: George Lopez performance through laylap Amphitheater on August twenty third.

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Speaker 15: Oh awesome, yay, it'll.

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Speaker 6: Be fun to get time.

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Speaker 14: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 10: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: I love you. We'll be back to winny Brooks Bucks

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Speaker 3: same time on Monday. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning