Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Hi, dam Dylan. I know we've been waiting here.
Speaker 3: You were talking to Seaton.
Speaker 1: I was, and then I stopped because I was going
Speaker 1: to do this show.
Speaker 3: Then I was talking to Seaton.
Speaker 1: Yes, my bad. Therefore we couldn't do the show. I
Speaker 1: got bad Larry. You know he's got an important calendar.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Larry, no problem, Dylan.
Speaker 4: I'm finishing up a little apple pie.
Speaker 3: Oh my apologies.
Speaker 1: Then when I think apple pie, I think of you.
Speaker 1: Let me introduce the starting lineup. We have our own
Speaker 1: Shay gilgis Alexander Shay and Irvin is here. M VP.
Speaker 1: We have is there is there applause on the It
Speaker 1: looked like Gray was trying to yeah, yeah, Dylan, Dylan
Speaker 1: is here. We have Marvin running the controls there, we
Speaker 1: have Pa Ray, and of course we have bad Larry
Speaker 1: joining us as well. Uh. Any opening statements, any opening
Speaker 1: salvos that you guys would like to offer, Shay, I'll
Speaker 1: start with you. I hit a deer. I killed a
Speaker 1: deer in the car, ran right into him, and ever
Speaker 1: since I think I've been cursed. It was a her
Speaker 1: dough but it's twenty twenty five, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to misgender you.
Speaker 3: Check.
Speaker 1: You made sure I killed the hell out of her.
Speaker 1: But ever since, I think I've been cursed with just
Speaker 1: like just enough bad luck, like I'm like one horse
Speaker 1: away from hitting the big one, or I'm playing Keno
Speaker 1: and I hit my numbers, but there's no bonus, like
Speaker 1: I'm just right there, so it keeps me dragged in.
Speaker 1: We'll let me leave, but I think there's like a
Speaker 1: cloud over.
Speaker 3: Me, Danny, and prior to deer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was there before the deer. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not, Yeah, I believe so, Dylan. Anything you'd like
Speaker 1: to offer, well, She send.
Speaker 3: Us a very vivid description of how he hit the deer,
Speaker 3: and he basically wrote a little short story which I
Speaker 3: don't think anyone need a deer, but I'm good. Dan,
Speaker 3: my finger's on the mend. I'm pretty sure it's not infected,
Speaker 3: so that's good.
Speaker 1: Well, can we find that out before we do meet Friday?
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be doing the.
Speaker 3: Cooking, don't worry, I can. I can wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Andy, was the last time you wrapped anything up?
Speaker 1: It's been a while, been a while, bad, Larry, anything
Speaker 1: you'd like to offer?
Speaker 4: No, what happened to Dylan's finger?
Speaker 3: I chopped the tip off, just the tip, just the tip.
Speaker 4: Scratch scratching off those dollar lottery tickets.
Speaker 3: No, fortunately not no, no scratch off related injuries. I
Speaker 3: was cutting an onion and I slipped.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry here that sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 5: So I'm looking up the deeper meeting of killing a
Speaker 5: deer and it says that spiritually, it's supposed to reassess
Speaker 5: one's actions, their relationships, and their role in society.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: There's the movie The Killing of the Sacred Deer, Sacred deer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and deer Hunter.
Speaker 3: Deer Hunter is a funny one, hilarious, that's a that's
Speaker 3: a that's one. That's a great movie. But that's when
Speaker 3: when you watch after you're like, why they do that?
Speaker 1: For the whole family. Yeah, well, there are movies where
Speaker 1: you go, I'm one and done. Yeah, you'll never watch it, Old.
Speaker 3: Boy leaving Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd never. I don't. I wanted Nicholas Cage to die.
Speaker 1: Yeah after a while, like I'm done it already. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got Elizabeth Shoe there trying to help you. Just die?
Speaker 1: Won the Oscar go Mary Elvis's daughter? Yes, Marvin, have
Speaker 1: you ever seen the movie Kids? Yeah? Hell, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the one and done right there. Yeah, the opening scene, boy.
Speaker 3: Train Spotting and Requiem for a Dream of probably one
Speaker 3: and done.
Speaker 1: I've seen Requiem a few times. Yeah, I mean, why not,
Speaker 1: it's a great movie. Schindler's List one and done. Yeah, correct,
Speaker 1: Well she's.
Speaker 3: Probably seen that like one hundred times.
Speaker 1: No. AnyWho. Recapping bad Larry lost four units last week,
Speaker 1: you're now minus four and a half. Shay lost two units,
Speaker 1: you're minus seven and a half, and Dylan lost only
Speaker 1: lost one and a half units. So you said minus two.
Speaker 1: Get this out of your system because once we get
Speaker 1: to the NFL season, you know, now we got to
Speaker 1: start to prove that you guys know what you're talking about. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's one thing to be entertaining and gambling. You're entertaining
Speaker 1: in bad gambling. I'd like you guys to be entertaining
Speaker 1: in good gambling. Lock it up.
Speaker 3: We're doing Stefan Diggs off season routine.
Speaker 1: What is he coming on the show?
Speaker 3: Just be careful, careful, shut up. Ray.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know what that was, so we have
Speaker 1: to be careful. But it looked like there were a
Speaker 1: few ladies who were interested in uh whatever whatever he had.
Speaker 1: That was just Manjaro in the powder form. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then Cardi B was there, so they're now dating. And
Speaker 1: but that looked like a a ship show. Ship ship show.
Speaker 3: It definitely looked like more fun than football practice.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's when you know when they asked Mike
Speaker 1: Vrabel about uh that. You know, you're going to one
Speaker 1: of your first press conferences and they're asking about your
Speaker 1: star receiver that you signed up for three years and
Speaker 1: he's he's on a yacht with some ladies doing something.
Speaker 1: The cameras like, how do you not see? I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you what are you doing?
Speaker 3: It in his face?
Speaker 1: Got you got to take the cameras away when you
Speaker 1: get on the boat. Have to put them in the bucket.
Speaker 1: Nobody touches the bucket. We're back on shore. Michael Irvin
Speaker 1: would have been crucified if there were cameras, like it
Speaker 1: would have been a rat. Well.
Speaker 3: He also like, it's not like it was like shot
Speaker 3: from like all the way across the boat. It was
Speaker 3: clearly someone standing in that like semi circle facing him,
Speaker 3: who just had their phone up maybe three feet away
Speaker 3: from him.
Speaker 1: I would have just said it was a movie. It's
Speaker 1: it got leaked. That was a movie. That was a
Speaker 1: scene in a movie about doing bad things, and it's
Speaker 1: not real life. By the way, there were total twelve
Speaker 1: bets last week in the show. Only two of those
Speaker 1: bets Hitt just a just a bad week and off
Speaker 1: week and we h yeah, we move on, No big deal,
Speaker 1: no no found uh. Shay's meeting with the board. He
Speaker 1: wants to be an influencer. Wait what happened? So I'm
Speaker 1: I put in for the social media chair of the
Speaker 1: local soccer board, the town Soccer Board, and I had
Speaker 1: an interview a couple of days ago, and I thought
Speaker 1: it went well, but it felt like they were probing
Speaker 1: and trying to find out more about me and how
Speaker 1: I feel about the board and how it's run. But
Speaker 1: they couldn't flat out ask me, so it was like
Speaker 1: it was a meandering interview. But I thought I did great.
Speaker 1: When do you find out if you're going to be on?
Speaker 1: It didn't give me that. That's the other thing. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to be two people to interview me, only
Speaker 1: once showed up, So I don't know if that's a
Speaker 1: good or bad.
Speaker 3: Probably bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, anything to recap from last week? I
Speaker 1: know you guys wanted to shy away from the golf.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry. You lost, you lost all your best.
Speaker 4: Yead both baseball games? Did I lose all four?
Speaker 1: You did lose all?
Speaker 4: Both baseball games against the next right over?
Speaker 1: Four? Right?
Speaker 4: That was a bad week.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh for four that's bad piecers money line with Dylan,
Speaker 1: I got regulations and Shay got a one one baseball
Speaker 1: Oh yeah plus money. Yeah uh that brings us to
Speaker 1: bets this week, Bad Larry. I'll start with you.
Speaker 4: All right, first quarter, the Knicks first to ten points.
Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't see what the line was on
Speaker 4: that Becaudrey, have it or now my mind is okay? Perfect?
Speaker 4: Nick to the first of tennis is a lucky shot.
Speaker 4: I think under for the first quarter somewhere around fifty five.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing fifty four and a half, okay. I have
Speaker 4: Indiana plus the four and a half tonight okay. And
Speaker 4: then I added two bets after I sent these in
Speaker 4: yesterday or this morning. I want s G A for
Speaker 4: the MVP of the finals.
Speaker 1: Wow, and that only and over.
Speaker 4: In game one, I think. Okay, I think that's a
Speaker 4: five game series.
Speaker 1: How many five?
Speaker 4: I don't want to make that bad even know we
Speaker 4: don't even know who they're playing yet, although we probably do.
Speaker 1: Wait. Wait, you can't come out and say you think
Speaker 1: it's going five and then say I don't want to
Speaker 1: place a bet on.
Speaker 4: It, because if they play the Knicks is going four,
Speaker 4: you think the Knicks they're going five. I'm saying I'll
Speaker 4: give Indiana one game, but we don't know that's that's
Speaker 4: not locked up yet.
Speaker 1: We never know Ship. That's why it's called gambling.
Speaker 3: Anyone who says they know Ship is lying to you.
Speaker 4: I'd like to know who's playing.
Speaker 3: That does sometimes help, Yeah, right, I Indiana, Indiana.
Speaker 4: Will be there, ye, s G A for the m
Speaker 4: v P in the in the finals and over in
Speaker 4: game one. I just think it's even.
Speaker 1: You don't know who's going to be You don't know
Speaker 1: who's playing. I don't know who's playing, so you'll bet
Speaker 1: on that, But you won't bet on the OKC winning
Speaker 1: in at least five game at the max five games
Speaker 1: against whoever.
Speaker 4: Right, I think it's over no matter who plays in
Speaker 4: that game for game one, we'll see how they see
Speaker 4: how they match.
Speaker 1: Just I'm just trying to understand your logic.
Speaker 4: I understand you.
Speaker 1: You blindly went to game one, we don't know who's
Speaker 1: going to be in, but you don't want to say
Speaker 1: that OKAC will win it in five games.
Speaker 4: There was four baseball games on the card today. When
Speaker 4: I look this morning, I had three bets. I had
Speaker 4: to add some more, Betsy one SGA is an easy
Speaker 4: one unit win. I think they're going to win this series.
Speaker 4: He's the only one you can give the award too.
Speaker 3: Well, what are you putting on it? Are you putting
Speaker 3: a unit on? It's minus five seventy five.
Speaker 4: Risk risk six units to win one?
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, wow, I got.
Speaker 4: Football's right around the corner. Guys. I don't really care
Speaker 4: about this little stuff now.
Speaker 1: Oh, big big man, big man, Dylan, Dylan, How about you.
Speaker 3: All right, Dan, I'm gonna take the Pacers to win
Speaker 3: the title plus six fifty. That'll probably drop when they
Speaker 3: inevitably make it there, and I figure, why not? Everyone
Speaker 3: seems like it's a foregone conclusion for Okay, See so right, Larry.
Speaker 4: Good bet in, Dylan, thank.
Speaker 3: You, And I got Pacers money line against the Knicks
Speaker 3: tonight plus one fifty. Pacers have been good to me
Speaker 3: so far the Memorial Tournament, Dan Ricky Fowler to win
Speaker 3: plus thirty five hundred, Sung Jay Him top ten plus
Speaker 3: three sixty. He's been killing me lately. And then I
Speaker 3: got a little two ball parlay for today. Actually this
Speaker 3: is underway already, but Maverick McNeely over Ryan Fox, Sung
Speaker 3: Jay Him over Davis Thompson, and Aaron Rye over Tommy
Speaker 3: Fleetwood parlayed plus five point fifty.
Speaker 1: Ray Ray, who's the producer of this program? If the
Speaker 1: Pacer you put this on the piece of paper. If
Speaker 1: the Pacers do reach the finals, how many wins do
Speaker 1: we believe the team will have against the thunder And
Speaker 1: you have the over under at one and a half
Speaker 1: that over okay, yeah, so it's gonna go at least six,
Speaker 1: But bad Larry would take the under on that, correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what he said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't, wait, Dan, I didn't even know that
Speaker 4: was a line out there till you're just not I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: meeting the rest from apple Pie right now?
Speaker 1: Can you wait until we're at one o'clock Larry? Wait?
Speaker 4: I figured Dylan was going to talk a little bit.
Speaker 4: You didn't need me for a second, so I.
Speaker 1: Playing it on a Dylan monologue.
Speaker 3: All right, Larry, four score? I think, I mean the
Speaker 3: NBA will obviously make sure that at least goes six games, right.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I don't know if we need I think that's okay.
Speaker 3: Then the will of the pacers will guarantee that it
Speaker 3: goes at least six.
Speaker 1: I wish that was always the case. I mean, if
Speaker 1: the NBA was trying to manipulate the finals, do you
Speaker 1: think they would have OKAC against India? No?
Speaker 3: No, not manipulate the finals. But once it's set, they're like,
Speaker 3: I mean we could probably.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you want to manipulate before that you were going
Speaker 1: to set it obvious? There's a flaw in the conspiracy,
Speaker 1: of course, yes, but that's why it's a conspiracy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, the whole point of the conspiracies is that
Speaker 3: there's no real rationale behind it, but I can cherry
Speaker 3: pick stuff to make it seam trip.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not true, because aliens are real. Danny.
Speaker 1: We got a baseball here, Phillies in the second game
Speaker 1: laye one twelve against Hot Lanta, and then we got
Speaker 1: to raise laying one oh five against Clutch City, and
Speaker 1: then Antifa laying one twelve against DCM. That's baseball, NBA.
Speaker 1: I got a parlay Danny Nick's money line and the
Speaker 1: over over two twenty three plus one ninety one. And then,
Speaker 1: believe it or not, we're going back to golf.
Speaker 3: Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me
Speaker 3: back in.
Speaker 1: So I shake off the deer Danny Ludwig my man
Speaker 1: top ten is plus one ten, and then I got
Speaker 1: a parlay with my two faves Lowry and Auburg Oberg
Speaker 1: top twenty laying one fifteen. I know that's gonna bite
Speaker 1: me somehow. I got some hockey believe it or not,
Speaker 1: stars are in it, Wyatt Johnson anytime score plus two thirty,
Speaker 1: and then I got a couple of hot tips for
Speaker 1: some ponies. Now you did bet on the NBA crank. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got mixed in the Overrea. Okay, all right, parlay,
Speaker 1: I just want to make make sure we got this
Speaker 1: written down. Evangeline downs race six two five six, exact
Speaker 1: to box that please. That is a twelve dollars ticket
Speaker 1: the two five and six, and then we're going all
Speaker 1: the way to uh Churchill RaSE seven one four and eight.
Speaker 1: Look out for toll boy. Maybe win the whole damn
Speaker 1: thing one four and eight, Get a girl, Okay, anything
Speaker 1: else that needs to be covered here. I'm going to
Speaker 1: Italy when like next week, So you won't be here
Speaker 1: next week, I got it. Yeah, Oh no, I'll leave
Speaker 1: on the sixth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's next week.
Speaker 1: That's Friday. That's Friday. Yeah, so we'll do it all right. Wait,
Speaker 1: we can do it wednesday. If you want to. Whatever
Speaker 1: you want to, I can do it. Do it next week.
Speaker 1: I can do it too in Italy. You't know nothing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know, I have other things. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: romantic getaway for you and your life. Yeah, there I go.
Speaker 1: And do you start drinking in Italy? Do you get
Speaker 1: back off the bandwagon? It's actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Do I start drinking in a foreign country? So she
Speaker 1: can't kick me out of the house because we're in
Speaker 1: a hotel and it's in my name. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: You've been kicked out of the country before by your family. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was rude.
Speaker 3: Leave the continent.
Speaker 1: I think we're underestimating how the Italians and I are
Speaker 1: going to get along out there. I'm worried about that.
Speaker 3: I am this podcast. I don't know if that'll be
Speaker 3: the case.
Speaker 1: Once allies now enemies. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean that is I will say though, if you
Speaker 3: were going to start drinking again, Italy is not a
Speaker 3: bad spot to start doing it.
Speaker 1: With the wine and the big wine guy.
Speaker 3: They have other stuff too. They have regular booze.
Speaker 1: I mean you can have a Peroni.
Speaker 3: Yeahsa Paroni on tap, Peroni on tap, skun, sign me up,
Speaker 3: yes on tap?
Speaker 1: Sure love it? Uh, Dylan, you got anything to say?
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna watch some golf, Dan. Actually, I gotta
Speaker 3: I gotta cook and try not cut my thumb off
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 1: Yes, concentrate on that. So you know, it's worried.
Speaker 3: I've been working on my carelessness, so and all working
Speaker 3: on it, working on it.
Speaker 1: You're born with that shit. You ain't got to work
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 3: It's a lifelong suit.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry. Anything that you would like to add to
Speaker 1: this program, I.
Speaker 4: Just want to confirm with the shay Right now. It's
Speaker 4: race seven at Churchill one four eight. Yeah, I got
Speaker 4: because I got nothing to do this afternoon, might as
Speaker 4: well start betting the ponies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Race seven at Churchill seven fifty four post time
Speaker 1: one four eight. That's a trifective box, the six dollar ticket.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go a little exactly in the trifect the box.
Speaker 4: We're doing both good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Thanks God.
Speaker 1: So bad Larry. When you say that you have nothing
Speaker 1: to do this afternoon, why is this afternoon any different
Speaker 1: than any other this afternoon?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Really true, No plans till you have a wake
Speaker 4: to go to tonight, and then I'm meeting my wife
Speaker 4: and Caser and I are going out for a little
Speaker 4: happy hour after I go to the wake. I do
Speaker 4: have to cut my front lawn, but it's kind of wet,
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna push I'm gonna push it out off
Speaker 4: till tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Oh rats, that totally would get done if it wasn't
Speaker 3: a little wet.
Speaker 4: It's a little way I want to get it done.
Speaker 4: I know I didn't even shower this morning. I cut
Speaker 4: the lawn. Well, I want to get the workout in
Speaker 4: before I consider cutting the lawn of workout.
Speaker 3: Now, guys, it is boney outside Larry, so you may
Speaker 3: have something.
Speaker 4: There, but it's a little it's a little. The lawna
Speaker 4: still a little wet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 3: Probably will be tomorrow and the day after and the
Speaker 3: day after.
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna put it off and just start
Speaker 4: betting horses and were still. I say, we have a
Speaker 4: rule here. You can't better track if you don't know
Speaker 4: what state it is? Where is Angelina.
Speaker 1: Downs Evangeline down where I have no idea? It's Hawthorne
Speaker 1: is Illinois, Evangeline is It's not Louisiana, is it.
Speaker 4: I think that's where I would get Louisiana, but built
Speaker 4: it down Louisa. If you know it is Louisiana, I'm
Speaker 4: betting it. Then if you don't, if it's the wrong state,
Speaker 4: I'm not betting that.
Speaker 1: I don't blame.
Speaker 4: It's just we have it's a rule. We go to
Speaker 4: the track when are we go in aud whenever you
Speaker 4: guys want, We got to get there. I mean, he's
Speaker 4: a general manager. He says, if whatever we want, tables, drinks, food,
Speaker 4: all you know, scholarship.
Speaker 1: Is Danny allowed to come?
Speaker 4: Is who?
Speaker 1: Danny? No? No, definitely come on Danny, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to I know, I know.
Speaker 3: If Larry actually invites you, that would be rude to
Speaker 3: turn it down, right.
Speaker 4: The bad thing about that week guys, Dan knows that
Speaker 4: the bad thing about that weekend is it's my fiftieth
Speaker 4: high school view.
Speaker 3: We should go to that.
Speaker 1: We could film that, that's content we got to film that.
Speaker 1: How many of them are felons, Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I only keep in touch with about
Speaker 4: four or five of them, But there's like eighty five
Speaker 4: on the list coming in right now that our fell
Speaker 4: I don't know. I would say zero. Salon's honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're all nice people and the school yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You grow up down here, you better be a nice guy.
Speaker 4: There's no reason not to.
Speaker 3: Be a nice what everyone's always said about New Jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you grow up down here, you better be a fucking
Speaker 3: nice guy.
Speaker 4: Separate us from please this.
Speaker 1: Is all right. Well, Shan Irving, wherever you get your podcast,
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do. Dylan and I are doing
Speaker 1: one either today or tomorrow. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: weird tank stuff happening, all right, So Shan and Irving
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcast. Dylan is also our chef
Speaker 1: on Friday Meet Friday's Bad Larry and of course Pa
Speaker 1: Ray and Marvin who has to listen to this every
Speaker 1: single week? We thank you. It's Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 3: To continue