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Speaker 1: When is an extremist not an extremist. It's one more thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm strong, and.

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Speaker 2: So here's some dessert to tease you with. I got

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Speaker 2: four jokes that I thought were funny. I came across

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Speaker 2: there's a joke site on Reddit, and I just scrolled

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Speaker 2: through and picked four jokes I thought were funny. So wait,

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Speaker 2: some funnies coming up.

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Speaker 1: I heard a really funny dirty joke the other day

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Speaker 1: which has been very very well received on the golf course.

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Speaker 1: But now, dirt's way too dirty. Two dirty? Oh, come

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Speaker 1: on pod, if you tell it right, it's it's way

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Speaker 1: too dirty. The dirtier it is, the funnier it is.

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Speaker 1: But it's the podcast. Yeah, sorry, just no.

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Speaker 2: Who would be offended to women or druids or I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure who'd be offended?

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Speaker 1: Uh it is Uh, it's.

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Speaker 2: Just very graphic. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I would say anybody who's not like a marine or

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Speaker 1: a longshoreman or a prostitute. Joke.

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Speaker 2: I believe we've all engaged in marital activities, so it's

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Speaker 2: not like, not like this, you haven't. You don't know that, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I won't tell the joke. There's nothing you can

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Speaker 1: say to change my mind. If perhaps you play golf

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Speaker 1: with me at some future date, you will hear this joke.

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Speaker 1: Ask me, Hey, what's that joke you cann't tell?

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Speaker 2: I'll tell it to you, okay.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, it has to do with a guy who goes

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Speaker 1: to hell. But that's all you're gonna hear, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's not.

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Speaker 2: It's terrible. I do have you know what? You ought

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Speaker 2: to make a separate podcast. Joe's too dirty for you joke.

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Speaker 2: Don't listen to it if you're at all offended, and

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Speaker 2: we'll just make that a standalone podcast.

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Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want the verbiage that's necessary

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Speaker 1: of my professional brand. I have a thing.

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Speaker 2: You don't build it. You don't want people to know

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Speaker 2: not the way to put it. You didn't write the joke, yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 2: And you could afterwards say I do not approve. I

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Speaker 2: i'd be illegal to tell. And I thought tooth and

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Speaker 2: nail to not tell it, but they made me do

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Speaker 1: I'm too strong for that. Sorry, iron Will so.

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Speaker 2: Hanson says, the look on your face is that you

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Speaker 1: Getting Yeah, I'm getting that same look speaking of who

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Speaker 1: I really am. But I will resist that temptation. That

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Speaker 1: is that is my greatest strength, resisting temptation.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to do a standalone podcast though, I mean,

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Speaker 2: where it's fully the full of warnings, everybody knows exactly

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Speaker 1: Nope, no, I just don't. I don't. I don't want

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Speaker 1: that to be out there.

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Speaker 2: Should we just do my four jokes and then end

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Speaker 2: this thing? I think that might be enough for today.

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Speaker 1: No, No, okay, no, no, jeez, you're full of crappy

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Speaker 1: No, this won't take terribly long. Then we can get

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Speaker 1: back to the jokes. So our freedom loving quote of

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Speaker 1: very beginning, it was from Well, that was the interesting part.

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Speaker 1: Somebody had emailed it in and attributed it to some

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Speaker 1: yourself out of tyranny. And I thought Wow, that's really

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Speaker 1: with was it was from a speech that Christine Anderson

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Speaker 3: The people and all the peoples around the world, for

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Speaker 3: God's sake, stop giving your democratically elected governments the benefit

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Speaker 3: are not Stop rationalizing whatever your government is doing. Try

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Speaker 3: stop rationalizing and come up with some good intentions. They

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Speaker 3: have no good intentions. Never, as I said before, in

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Speaker 3: And it isn't any different now. Why should it stop

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Speaker 3: giving them the benefit of the doubt? Because I can

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Speaker 3: tell you cannot comply your way out of a tyranny.

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Speaker 3: It is impossible. Trying to do so, you will only

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Speaker 3: feed a gigantic alligator in the hopes of being eaten last.

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Speaker 3: But guess what your turn will come? And then you

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Speaker 1: Again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if there are things in her

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Speaker 1: I'm not hitching my wagon to her horse. But that

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Speaker 3: I also have to ask the people and your silence

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Speaker 3: speak up for God's sake. Stop complying, start rebelling. They're

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Speaker 3: out to get you if you do not resist.

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Speaker 1: That's straight out of Joe Getty's mouth. When you're being

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Speaker 1: a woman. Stop complying, start rebelling. I thought that was good.

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Speaker 1: Any comment, Jack, or we'll sinishop.

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Speaker 2: I concur one more clip.

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Speaker 3: I would also urge you to stop voting for those

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Speaker 3: who inflict this psychological abuse on you, who mock you

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Speaker 3: for their own good. In order to deal with this

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Speaker 3: unfree world. To defy this unfree world, I have decided

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Speaker 2: And that's what we all need to do. It takes

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Speaker 2: some educating because I remember when I was a young man,

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Speaker 2: it's it's sadly naive, you know, with a little distance

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Speaker 2: no reason to be ashamed of it. That that's the scam. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: it's always been this. I know plenty of grown ass

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Speaker 2: people to use your expression. Who still believe that? And

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Speaker 2: how you believe that when you get older, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And your silence speak up, stop complying, start rebelling. Amen

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Speaker 1: to that, sister.

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Speaker 2: Here's the four jokes I grabbed off the internet. Don't

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Speaker 2: blame me if they're not funny, even though I picked

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Speaker 2: them out first. One might only be funny in print.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'll know in a minute. Doctor. I think

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Speaker 2: you should avoid anything eating anything fatty, patient like what

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Speaker 2: pizzas Hamburger's no fatty don't eat it at all. Good

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Speaker 2: fat joke.

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Speaker 1: There's a comma there, yeah, exactly, and straight out to

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Speaker 1: eat shoots and leaves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it his situation is everything? Yeah, nine one one?

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Speaker 2: What's your emergency? High officers? So I slept from midnight

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Speaker 2: to five pm? Okay, what's the problem? Exactly? Here's my

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Speaker 2: teenager would definitely fit in that one.

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Speaker 3: That joke.

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Speaker 2: I slept from midnight to five pm. Exactly. Here's my

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Speaker 2: mom tell her it's not a problem. Uh is there

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Speaker 2: sex after death? That's up to the corner. That's a

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Speaker 2: good one. Wow, what it is not a good one? Wow?

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Speaker 2: I like how you just tried to freeze right by

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Speaker 1: Here's a quick corpse fan joke for you all. Hope

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Speaker 2: What's the matter with you?

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Speaker 1: This is why I decide which jokes I will tell

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Speaker 1: and will not tell, because you cannot be trusted.

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Speaker 2: If my sandwiched that in there to try to hide it, yea,

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Speaker 2: I tried to slip. If Jack can tell this joke, Joe,

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Speaker 2: you can certainly tell the one that you know you

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Speaker 2: didn't want to do right? Nice, try and then I

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Speaker 2: She just went to pee. That's clever. Yeah, that's good

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Speaker 2: right there, that's clever. Four good jokes from the Internet.

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Speaker 2: That's how we'll end.

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Speaker 1: Four jokes from the Internet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess that's it.