1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: This is from Keenan and Elmhurst. Steve Keenan says, I 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: thought I found the perfect woman, and maybe I have, 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: but I need to get your opinion first. Our first 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: date was a prom at the high school where she teaches. 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,240 Speaker 1: I was her escort and it was a lot of 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 1: fun and I got to see how much the students 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: love her. Our second date was mind blowing and out 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: of character for her. We went to see the Marvel 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: movie and midway through the movie she came on very 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: strong and was ready to get down in the theater. 11 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: She said she wore a dress for easy access. I 12 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: wasn't ready for that, and she said she came prepared 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: with condoms. I was with it one hundred percent, but 14 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 1: I wanted to respect her, so I told her, no, 15 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: easy girls aren't hard to find. I had hoped this 16 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: one was a keeper. Should I judge her by her actions. 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: Well, you already have. She moved a little bit faster 18 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: than you wanted to. I don't know who brings a 19 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 2: condom to the movie movie. 20 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: For easy access, Well, I appreciate them. Dress on the 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,279 Speaker 1: second date, well, I appreciate. 22 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 2: The dress, that's not the problem. I appreciate your access 23 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: statment too. No pods, it's them condoms in these chairs, right. 24 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out because y'a got the 25 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: new theaters I ain't never been in where the chairs 26 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 2: lay all the way back and they yes, but but 27 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: we're in the movie though. I would just walk it 28 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 2: a little slow and see where it goes. 29 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: Bro. 30 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: You know, maybe you, maybe you just that exceptional dude 31 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 2: that got her all out of character. Maybe she can't 32 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 2: believe she met you and she thinks this is what 33 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 2: you would like. Maybe that's it. But don't throw don't 34 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 2: throw away yet, just to go and see what it is. 35 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: I think you got to give us some time and 36 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 2: find out the reasoning for doing that, because you know 37 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 2: you may be more than you think you are. 38 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: So you're saying, at least take it to a third date, 39 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: because yeah, second. 40 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 2: I mean, it's like going out with Tommy. I would 41 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 2: imagine he think he thinks he's more than he hears two. 42 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 2: So I'm a lot I get it, get you see 43 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 2: Cauptain America. I want to get nicked to. 44 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 1: All right, we have time for another one. 45 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 3: Candy conco an address for easy access, and she's going, 46 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 3: I know, for me you can give me all that. 47 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: We have time for another one. This one's from Carmen 48 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: and DC DC Metro. She says, I'm fifty seven and 49 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: just got divorced. I was married for almost six months 50 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,360 Speaker 1: and my husband didn't come home one night. I didn't 51 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: know if he was cheating or in the hospital. I 52 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: moved out the next day and filed for divorce immediately. 53 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: I refused to be with another cheater. Now he's begging 54 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: to tell me what happened. Should I hear him out? Yeah? 55 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 2: You should, because he don't have a good one. 56 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: Oh what could he say? Though? 57 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 2: Oh it's so many things, you know. Hey, Hey, I 58 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 2: was waiting on the elevator working the door open. It 59 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 2: wasn't no elevator, and I stepped on and I just 60 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 2: plummeted and I fell down the shaft on top of 61 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 2: the elevator. And when I woke up, man, it was burning. 62 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 2: And I finally crawled down. Then the thing came on home. Wow, 63 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 2: And but you was gone, and you didn't give me 64 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 2: a chance to tell you. My legs and back is 65 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 2: killing me from the fall. 66 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 67 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 2: That's that's one fell. That's one shaft one. Then the 68 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 2: other one is I was, you know, like you know, 69 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 2: because they in Texas. I was driving and I saw 70 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 2: van and I had a lot of uh uh illegal 71 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 2: immigrants on it, and all of them was thirsty and 72 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 2: so I was. 73 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: So that lie. 74 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 2: Let me hear and anyway, and so then you know, 75 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 2: they was all hung on, really hot in the in 76 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 2: the van, and I put him in my car and 77 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 2: took him down to steak and shake and they just 78 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 2: kept ordering. The next thing, you know, we're sitting there 79 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 2: just ordering steak and shake all night long? 80 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: Stupid? Do you think she is? 81 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 2: Next thing I know, I was home lord in morning, 82 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 2: let me get home. You film all night? Hard was 83 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 2: ordering for him in their days, speak English hard. Yeah, 84 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 2: y'all got these seeing tape back there. 85 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.