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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is mister

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Speaker 1: Doug calling from elementary school. Is this Maggie's mom, Valerie? Um? Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is she? Is everything okay? Is everything all right

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Speaker 1: with Maggie? Yes? I think everything is fine with your daughter, Maggie,

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Speaker 1: who attends our elementary school. Can you do me a favor, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because I just need to talk

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Speaker 1: to you about something. Oh, okay, okay. Is you have

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Speaker 1: the phone up to your ear? Yes? Okay, good, So

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Speaker 1: you got the phone right up there. Huh, I do

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Speaker 1: what is this about? I'm confused? What is that a whistle?

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Speaker 1: You're damn right, that's a whistle. This is mister Doug.

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Speaker 1: I'm the crossing gude. You could you just please put

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Speaker 1: the whistle down and we can just talk like adults.

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Speaker 1: Slow children, xing. You were driving too fast in my

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Speaker 1: school zone, ma'am. And so I went to the office.

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Speaker 1: I looked up your information, I found out who your

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Speaker 1: daughter was, I got your phone number, and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you to say, slow it down, slow it down. Okay.

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Speaker 1: First of all, stop with the whistle. It's enough, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you and I can just have a regular conversation. I

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Speaker 1: don't ever blow through a crosswalk because I want to

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Speaker 1: keep the kids safe. So I know that I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. The fact that you went and got my

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Speaker 1: personal information and then decide to blow whistle into the

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Speaker 1: phone right now and scream at me, who do you

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Speaker 1: think you are? I think I'm mister Doug, and I'm

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Speaker 1: looking out for children's safety. I am the crossing guard

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Speaker 1: for this elementary school, and I don't mess you. Calm

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Speaker 1: don't tell me to calm down, slow reacting, all right,

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Speaker 1: mister Doug. Since you insist on continuing to blow this

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Speaker 1: whistle into the phone, know that I'm going to call

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Speaker 1: the principle and then I'm calling the school board. Okay, look,

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Speaker 1: I can tell that we got off on the wrong foot. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been so aggressive with you right away.

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Speaker 1: It's just that I take my job seriously. I'm the

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Speaker 1: crossing guard here, and I just I'm sorry that I

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Speaker 1: got frustrated and upset, and I would appreciate it if

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Speaker 1: you didn't call the school board and tell them about

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Speaker 1: my behavior right now, because I am a little bit embarrassed,

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Speaker 1: a little hot headed, I guess, And yeah, if we

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Speaker 1: could not call my bosses because I kind of need

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Speaker 1: the job. I love my job. You just reamed me

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Speaker 1: out for you could have said one thing and gotten

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Speaker 1: off the phone, but you continued to brate me. This

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Speaker 1: is uncalled for. You found my personal information. You're blowing

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Speaker 1: a whistle into the phone. I'm calling the principle. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the school board, and when I come down to

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Speaker 1: pick up my daughter today, I'm going to take the

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Speaker 1: whistle and I'm going to shove it down your throat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I deserve that, because I do. I was

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Speaker 1: whistling a lot, and listen, if I could just say

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Speaker 1: one more thing, because I apologize, like I said, for

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Speaker 1: getting so aggressive. It's just that I just got a

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Speaker 1: little fired up. So if I could just say one

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Speaker 1: more thing, I am listening. Will you please just tell

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Speaker 1: me so I can get off the phone. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: will follow two over. Next thing. I have had it.

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Speaker 1: I am calling your principal. I'm calling the school board.

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Speaker 1: I am getting off the phone. This is ridiculous, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going down there pick up my daughter today and

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Speaker 1: just know that that whistle is going to be up

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Speaker 1: your eye. Okay, well then I'll let you know that

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call right now. Then what because

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Speaker 1: I don't really want to whistle up there. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your husband. Dave set you up?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? It's a joke, said that you

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Speaker 1: made a comment to him the other day about how

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Speaker 1: the crossing guard at your daughter's school is a maniac.

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Speaker 1: Seems like a maniac, So I figured, why not how

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Speaker 1: that guy call you today? Maybe? Honestly, I could see

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Speaker 1: that guy making like that. Why I totally thought this

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Speaker 1: was real. Well just remember now when you go pick

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Speaker 1: your daughter up today, slow children. Next thing, I will,

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Speaker 1: I will, maybe I'll bring my own with the Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand