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Speaker 1: All right, let's start the show, guys.

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Speaker 3: I've got some bad news.

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Speaker 4: Not just our producer got a multitude of texts last

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Speaker 4: night from someone we all know. And before I read these,

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Speaker 4: oh no, I want to say I firmly believe he

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Speaker 4: did not send these on his own.

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Speaker 3: He was forced to send them.

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Speaker 4: And I'm talking about none other than Brook's husband, Michael.

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Speaker 5: Oh I can think about me.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, did I blackout what he said?

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Speaker 1: I knew he was tech me and I looked over

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Speaker 1: and I go, boy, never responds to you?

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Speaker 6: Why are you texted?

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Speaker 7: Ye?

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Speaker 1: Blue bubbles and no response.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to go into who I think forced

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Speaker 4: him to send these texts. I think we all have

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Speaker 4: our theories. I won't say names, but let me read

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Speaker 4: them to you. And what you're about to hear just

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Speaker 4: fair warning. May be disturbed because it starts with no

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Speaker 4: party at our house, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Is so anti.

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Speaker 4: Next text, different idea Alexis's house okay? Next text or

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Speaker 4: a park, next text bowling alley, bowlingg Next text he

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Speaker 4: refers to a street corner that's probably the filthiest, most

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Speaker 4: crime written area of the downtown. And then finally, sorry,

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Speaker 4: wasn't me meet you at strip club? Apparently that's where

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Speaker 4: he goes to have covert converse stations that he doesn't

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Speaker 4: want his wife to ye, I'm sure his phone is bugged,

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Speaker 4: but the loud strip club music drowns all of that out.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited to host you all for our

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Speaker 2: annual Christmas party and Michael is so anti.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, sure, because if you don't know.

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Speaker 4: Brooke admittedly dropped the ball, but when it came to

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Speaker 4: scheduling our holiday party plans, tried to make amends by saying, Hey,

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Speaker 3: Dinner at my house.

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Speaker 1: Excited about it?

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Speaker 2: I still am excited about it, and I think we

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Speaker 2: just do it anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she wants us all to think. But

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Speaker 3: then she immediately rushed home and she yelled, Michael, give

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Speaker 3: me your.

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Speaker 4: Phone, and she cancel the plans to make it seem

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Speaker 4: like he is the villain anyway. Holiday party gate continues.

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Speaker 4: Now let's get into shock collar gate with the infallible

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Speaker 4: incomparable digital.

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Speaker 3: Jake to read us some trivia questions, go ahead, Jake.

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Speaker 5: The secret to being a wildly successful company isn't about

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Speaker 5: making high quality products or having spectacular customer service or

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Speaker 5: hiring some crazy egomaniac billionaire as your CEO.

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Speaker 1: Then what is it?

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Speaker 2: Jake?

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Speaker 3: No, actually, though that does sometimes.

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Speaker 6: Work, okay, But all.

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Speaker 5: You have to do is make one catchy TV jingle

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Speaker 5: that wormholes into your brain and stays there like some

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Speaker 3: Bubbah bah baa.

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Speaker 5: I'm loving it to like a good neighbor state farm

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Speaker 5: is there? How will our faux eyelash wearing super consumer

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Speaker 5: do when we quiz her on famous TV commercial jingles?

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Speaker 5: In another round of three seconds with Alexis again, we're

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Speaker 5: gonna begin with Brook Okay, Brook, your category for Alexis

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Speaker 5: is meaty madness, may meaty me, the madness me madness.

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Speaker 2: God. This is so hard for me because I feel

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Speaker 2: like Alexis is of the generation where.

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Speaker 1: She never really got live television, do you know what

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Speaker 2: Like everything is streamed now and for the last ten years.

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Speaker 5: Keep in mind, Alexis is too cheap to pay for

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Speaker 5: the non adversion.

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Speaker 1: I do have ads on who and everything, but I

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Speaker 2: And I don't think meat is gonna be in her

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say she's not getting this right.

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Speaker 5: All right, Alexis just finished the jingle that I'm about

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Speaker 5: to sing for you. Oh I'd love to be an

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Speaker 3: Oh, that is what I'd truly like to be.

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Speaker 5: Come on, because if I were an Oscar meyer Wiener,

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Speaker 5: everyone would what.

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Speaker 1: Would drive in the cool truck we havebile.

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Speaker 3: They should probably change it.

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Speaker 5: To memobile is a cool trick. However, that's not the

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Speaker 5: end I was looking for. I was looking for be

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Speaker 5: in love with me, in love with me? We're gonna

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Speaker 5: Jeffy is familiar with me?

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Speaker 7: Know you are?

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Speaker 5: With this category, jeff Your category is liquid lyrics very funny.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so it's something involving liquid in a commercial.

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Speaker 1: Is there a jingle for white Claw?

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Speaker 7: Is there?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 4: They don't even have jingles for TV shows anymore.

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Speaker 1: They literally just go boom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, span is We have to know what it is

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Speaker 4: right now, and that's it, even if.

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Speaker 1: They have one, Like I skip intro every single time.

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Speaker 4: So even though I know that she is a liquid drinker,

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 4: Solid drink She's gonna know the tune of the liquid.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna saying she gets it wrong.

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Speaker 5: Jeff's betting against her. Alexis just finished this jingle. I'd

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Speaker 5: like to buy the World of Coke and teach the

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Speaker 5: world to sing in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy

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Speaker 5: the World of.

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Speaker 4: Coke, and I'd like to buy the World of Coke

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Speaker 4: and chug it.

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Speaker 6: I don't know d things other.

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Speaker 3: Ways, sorry, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Chugging is fun, but we're looking for keep it company

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Speaker 5: that I'd like to buy the World of Coke the

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Speaker 5: nineteen seventies these to keep it No madmen fans here, Jeff,

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Speaker 5: You're safe though you bet against her, all right?

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Speaker 8: Are we?

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Speaker 3: Two for two.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like this.

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Speaker 5: We did, Jose, you better get this wrong. Please save me.

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Speaker 5: Your category is restaurant rock, restaurant rock, not round ball rock.

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Speaker 5: The song to NBC's NBA cover restaurant Rock.

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Speaker 9: I think this is gonna be one of the big,

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Speaker 9: most known ones. If it's about food, and she watches

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Speaker 3: We're going for a Jacob, but she doesn't.

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Speaker 4: She mostly do the fast food drive through the delivery stuff.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't actually go to the restaurant.

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Speaker 5: All right, Jose's betting on alexis finished. This jingle I

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Speaker 5: want my baby back, baby baby back. I want my

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Speaker 5: baby back, baby back, baby back. I want my baby back,

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Speaker 5: baby back, baby back, chillies, baby back ribs.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I am god snack.

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Speaker 3: That's like the most famous.

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Speaker 5: Baby back.

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Speaker 3: Blown away.

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Speaker 1: They can hire you to sing that jingle. That was

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Speaker 1: really good.

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Speaker 8: Thanks.

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Speaker 5: They're going to go out of business if their slogan

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Speaker 5: is yeah my best Jose, that for her. She got

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Speaker 5: it wrong. You're the only one getting shocked this.

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Speaker 3: That was three and a half seconds with Alex.

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Speaker 6: That was like joy today.

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Speaker 3: That really painful. You know what The last line is

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Speaker 3: now though, right, what is it? Barbarbi was barbecue sauce?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, Yeah, put his faith into Alexis and that came

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Speaker 4: back to bite him. So he's going to get shot.

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Speaker 4: And somebody wanted to hear Little Drummer Boy for Christmas.

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Speaker 11: Came.

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Speaker 3: They told me Paul rumpum pump. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I hope we do more of these, because that actually

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Speaker 4: was really that was your shock collar question of.

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Speaker 12: The day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: One woman recently gave us this piece of advice, never

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Speaker 4: ever charge your cell phone.

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Speaker 3: What I mean today's world.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like the worst possible thing you could do,

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Speaker 4: but she says, a dead cell phone is the thing

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Speaker 4: that led her to making millions of dollars a year

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Speaker 4: and launched her extremely successful new career.

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Speaker 3: I'm thrown this thing out the window right now.

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Speaker 1: Did she come up with cell phone chargers?

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Speaker 3: It's not that, but you may never charge your phone again.

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Speaker 4: After you hear what happened to her in a brand

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Speaker 4: new mass speaker coming up, you.

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Speaker 3: Don't hear our concession.

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Speaker 13: I can't take back o arm mouse speaker.

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Speaker 4: Had a text to seven eighty five nine to two

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Speaker 4: that says, I have literally never enjoyed kissing.

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Speaker 3: What I do it because.

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Speaker 4: My partners like it, but it literally does nothing for me.

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Speaker 4: I genuinely don't understand the hype.

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Speaker 6: You're not kissing.

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Speaker 3: You don't have good chemistry.

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Speaker 12: I know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we should make out with them just

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Speaker 1: to change their minds that I love kissing.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you need to think of kissing like

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Speaker 4: waiting in line at Disneyland. It's not the best part

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Speaker 4: of the experience, but if you can get through it,

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Speaker 4: it usually leads to some really fun stuff.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, we're not wanting the lightning one.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna get it.

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Speaker 4: If you don't like to use your mouth for kissing,

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Speaker 4: maybe you could put it to better use by telling secrets. Speaker,

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Speaker 4: We've got a woman whose lips already not sure what

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Speaker 4: she wants to do with them, yet she's choosing to

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Speaker 4: go by Kimberly today. So, Kimberly, you want to kiss

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Speaker 4: or tell a secret with those lips, It's up to you.

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Speaker 14: Today, kiss Antel.

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Speaker 4: All right, the voice changer is on. Kim You're the

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Speaker 4: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 14: Okay, So it was about seven years ago, driving out

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Speaker 14: to Martha's vineyard to see some relatives.

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Speaker 1: Have relatives and Martha's vineys.

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Speaker 3: Yeahneyards.

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Speaker 14: We're not super rich people, but I happen to have

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Speaker 14: some cousins and you know all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: All.

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Speaker 3: But it's not the Hampton's. But it's cute spring house

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Speaker 3: over there or something. But okay, so.

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Speaker 1: You're visiting your aunt Martha, right, and.

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Speaker 14: So my phone dies. I met a rental car. I've

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Speaker 14: got no charger, and I'm confused because they ended up

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Speaker 14: moving and they were having a big house warming party.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh crap, Oh, you don't know where

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Speaker 1: they are.

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Speaker 15: No, no, there was a new house.

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Speaker 14: So I'm looking all over. Apparently I took a wrong,

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Speaker 14: like too wrong turn.

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Speaker 2: I am so bad with directions at this point. If

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Speaker 14: I swear, yeah, I'm that way. I can't even I

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Speaker 15: Good idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, at least the women are willing to do that,

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Speaker 1: To search for a charger there. Yeah, like people tell

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Speaker 3: You what do you do?

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Speaker 14: So, I'm at this point starting to run out of

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Speaker 14: I'm in a town I've been in a million times,

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Speaker 1: So is there a wrong side of Martha Vineyards?

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Speaker 3: The upper miss side? All the credit score here just

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Speaker 15: So I am.

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Speaker 14: I go up to this random mansion. It's huge, and

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Speaker 14: She goes, oh, you're early commit and I'm like, oh no, no,

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Speaker 14: Yeah I know that's what I was thinking. So anyway,

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Speaker 14: but I have just one question.

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Speaker 7: For you.

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Speaker 14: Why do you think you're qualified to sell my house?

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Speaker 14: And I'm lost, you know, I'm trying to explain as

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Speaker 14: that's not me. And she before I even get to

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Speaker 15: I love you.

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Speaker 14: Find you've got the job.

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Speaker 15: What No, no, no, I can't.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you can do it.

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Speaker 12: Your rocks are.

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Speaker 14: I believe in you.

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Speaker 3: I believe you. Don't worry. This is just our eighth home.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't even matter that I know.

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Speaker 6: You're like, lady, I don't even know what neighborhood I'm in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what happened?

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Speaker 14: She then like leaves the house.

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Speaker 1: Was just left you there?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, she just left.

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Speaker 14: Me there, And she goes, Okay, so go ahead and

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Speaker 2: For god, I feel like we finally met someone who's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the real estate agent.

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Speaker 3: But in this case, it's actually like kind of a

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Speaker 14: You get to be in this person, and so I'm

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Speaker 1: What you did it?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: I actually looked up her house, and.

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Speaker 14: After taking some real estate courses, I ended up selling

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what what.

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Speaker 2: Do you mean?

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Speaker 12: I'm serious.

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Speaker 14: I was serious. I took some real estate classes. I

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Speaker 14: you cannot ignore this opportunity.

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Speaker 15: It's huge because I was just the server before that.

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Speaker 15: So I sold her home.

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Speaker 17: Wow.

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Speaker 14: I ended up getting three hundred thousand dollars in commission.

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Speaker 3: Whoa commission? My gosh.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it launched my real estate career. I'm now getting

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Speaker 14: my broker's license. Yeah chance, Yes, Like I said, I

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Speaker 14: still can't believe this happened to me.

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Speaker 15: It sounds like a weird dream.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I picture you showing the house and being like, and

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Speaker 1: this is a door.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: I knew hardly anything about real estate, but all of

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Speaker 3: O my god, because your phone died that day and

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Speaker 3: you got.

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Speaker 14: Lost because my phone died. Yeah, so don't charge your phone.

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Speaker 14: It could lead to something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, middle of nowhere, go to strangers houses. Yeah, just

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Speaker 2: the best, the best, make sure it's a nice neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that is the luckiest career story I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't put that story on your real estate bio though,

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Speaker 2: do you know what I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, Daisy real estate?

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Speaker 4: That's amazing text in seventy eight five nine two. If

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Speaker 4: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 4: the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming.

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Speaker 12: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We're just days away from counting down the top ten

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Speaker 4: phone taps of the year.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's happening.

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Speaker 3: It starts on Monday.

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Speaker 1: I know that like most.

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Speaker 2: Normal people mark like the end of the year by

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Speaker 2: maybe different traditions, this is my mark at the end

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Speaker 2: of the year.

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Speaker 12: Ye.

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Speaker 1: This honestly makes it feel like, Wow.

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Speaker 3: I know we're actually doing something nice for peep. Yes,

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Speaker 3: we've got a lot.

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Speaker 4: Of fans texting in their favorites of the year. We

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Speaker 4: couldn't fit them all into our big countdown. That's why

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Speaker 4: today we're giving you a special bonus honorable mention phone tap,

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Speaker 4: where we call a woman who regularly visits her grandpa

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Speaker 4: at the local retirement center, but recently it's been caught

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Speaker 4: up in a strange scandal, a scandal that we totally

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Speaker 4: made up for this, it's your honorable mentioned phone tap

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 12: It's another.

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Speaker 11: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I'm looking for Jessica.

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Speaker 11: This is Jessica.

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Speaker 2: Hi Jessica. My name's Betty Bangers. I'm one of the

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Speaker 2: assistants here at the Point Senior facility where your grandpa resides.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, is everything okay? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's fine, no issues with his health.

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Speaker 2: Actually good, it's quite the opposite.

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Speaker 1: He's more active than ever.

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Speaker 7: That's good.

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Speaker 11: Right, Well, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know if you're understanding what I'm saying here. He's more

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Speaker 2: active than ever.

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Speaker 11: He's like going outside and like walking around too much,

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Speaker 11: or we really.

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Speaker 6: Hope he's not taking it outside yet.

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Speaker 2: No, this is definitely we'll say a bedroom activity.

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Speaker 12: What.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to let you know I'm speaking

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Speaker 2: for everyone in the nursing unit and.

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Speaker 6: We would just appreciate it so much.

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Speaker 1: If you could stop what you're doing, because it's.

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Speaker 11: Not I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: What, Look, you can drop the act.

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Speaker 11: Okay, I really don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: I'll be more direct than Okay, I need you to

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Speaker 2: stop delivering the little blue pills to your grandpa.

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Speaker 11: You gotta be joking, right, that's not really happening. I'm

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Speaker 11: not There's no blue pills.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of them, and he's getting them from somewhere.

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Speaker 11: Well, just to let you know, I had no idea

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Speaker 11: that this was going on. I'm a little shocked to

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Speaker 11: myself and I have nothing to do with this. I

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Speaker 11: don't know why you think I brought him the pills

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Speaker 11: because somebody.

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Speaker 2: Is providing him with it, and you're the only person

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Speaker 2: who visits him on a regular basis.

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Speaker 11: So how do you even know that that's happening? Like,

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Speaker 11: are you walking in or how do you know?

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Speaker 6: I wish it was more private.

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Speaker 1: He was aligned for dinner the other night, and let's

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Speaker 1: just say he had to take a couple of steps

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Speaker 11: Oh, come on, now, that is that's not true.

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Speaker 6: It is true.

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Speaker 1: I unfortunately witnessed it.

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Speaker 11: I am not sure what you want me to do

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Speaker 11: about this, because.

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Speaker 1: It's not a problem for everyone. His group of guy

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Speaker 1: friends gave him the nickname hammerhead ned what he seems to.

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Speaker 11: Like that I don't like this is too much information

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Speaker 11: for me.

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Speaker 2: That is well, I will say, even some of the

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Speaker 2: ladies don't mind. Oh my thought your Agnes Broker hit

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Speaker 2: plane shuffle board, but when the dog looked at her.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, stop.

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Speaker 6: I do not want to hear that.

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Speaker 11: It is my grandfather.

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Speaker 1: Agnes's family didn't want to hear it either.

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Speaker 6: That was a hard call for me to make.

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Speaker 11: I don't say anymore I have heard.

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Speaker 1: I'm not well.

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Speaker 2: I do think you do need to know this because

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Speaker 2: your grandpa's been inquiring about starting an only fans account.

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Speaker 11: There is no way that he's doing that. Does he

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Speaker 11: even know what OnlyFans is?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 11: He is old?

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Speaker 2: Well with all the new phones, the seniors nowadays much

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Speaker 2: more tech savvy.

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Speaker 6: I mean, we had one go viral on TikTok.

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Speaker 11: They figured out, Oh, I don't know. There's no way

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Speaker 11: he doesn't know how to use TikTok or only fans.

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Speaker 11: He can't even use Facebook. He as trouble texting.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you may want to revisit that because

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Speaker 2: we're also getting so many calls from other female seniors

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Speaker 2: who don't even live here.

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Speaker 1: They just want to meet and greet with good old ned.

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Speaker 11: Ned is unacceptable. You need to do something about it.

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Speaker 6: Again.

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Speaker 1: We've tried, so we really need you to do something.

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Speaker 11: What the hell am I supposed to do about it?

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you know the show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. They're on the radio.

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Speaker 11: What does Dad have to do with anything?

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Speaker 2: Well, you should tell them about it so they can

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Speaker 2: print call his granddaughter.

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, that's you.

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Speaker 11: What this is actually.

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Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: It's all a joke.

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Speaker 11: Do you even know my grandpa was there?

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Speaker 18: I can't bully your sister.

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Speaker 6: Dana set you up.

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Speaker 2: She says, you two are planning to visit Grandpa this

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Speaker 2: weekend and she wanted to freak you out.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god. Ye, well, I'm totally freaked out, and

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Speaker 11: you put an image in my head that I never

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Speaker 11: ever want to see again.

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Speaker 6: Hey, you can't deny hammer head ned he's a real

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Speaker 6: ladies man around here.

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Speaker 11: No, no, I got it's so gross.

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Speaker 6: I mean, he was gonna be on only fans with

461
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Speaker 6: him though.

462
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Speaker 1: You know he needs some younger bodies to spice things up.

463
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Speaker 11: That's going into some areas that I don't even want

464
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Speaker 11: to think about.

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Speaker 12: The weak up every morning was full tap weekday mornings

466
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Speaker 12: on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, when you look back at the year that

468
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Speaker 4: we just had, overall pretty uneventful, I'd say, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't actually remember it. It was just all Taylor

470
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Speaker 1: Swift and Beyonce.

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Speaker 4: Right, very special happen. Barbie Dolls came to lie. I

472
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Speaker 4: did love that Travis Kelsey started dating some unknown female

473
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Speaker 4: pop star. Yeah, yeah, hopefully she makes it, gets her

474
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Speaker 4: career going. And I know for me, Love Island Season

475
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Speaker 4: ten happened when Sammy kissed Gabby and Amber in the

476
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Speaker 4: exact same spot in a span of ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: Little but you know you got the idea.

478
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Speaker 1: It was shocking. It's television gold, he really did.

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Speaker 6: Was that the moment for you?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeahats the best moment of all of TV? And geez,

481
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Speaker 4: with all that going on, I almost forgot. It's time

482
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Speaker 4: for us to finally put a bow on this bad

483
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Speaker 4: boy and count down the best loser line voicemails of

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Speaker 4: the past year.

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Speaker 1: Yes, over Love Island, this is even more crazy.

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Speaker 4: We're going to play him for you next. Can we

487
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Speaker 4: all agree talking is hard?

488
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Speaker 6: Yes, that's what we do for a living.

489
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Speaker 4: They have to pay us to do it because it's

490
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Speaker 4: that difficult, and that's why in today's world, we'll try

491
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Speaker 4: everything in our power not to speak directly to another person.

492
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Speaker 4: We will text some people DM, we will chat GP T, ELEMENTO,

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Speaker 4: p A F. But when it comes to actually speaking

494
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Speaker 4: words out of our mouth holes, no, thank you, I

495
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Speaker 4: lets us.

496
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Speaker 6: Even pre orders are Starbucks, so she doesn't.

497
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Speaker 8: Have to ask.

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Speaker 3: I'm with you on that.

499
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Speaker 4: Nowhere is our communication breakdown more obvious than when you

500
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Speaker 4: listen to somebody leave a voicemail.

501
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Speaker 3: Oh use a talking.

502
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 4: Most people thirty five and under have almost completely forgotten

503
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Speaker 4: how to leave a normal message.

504
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Speaker 3: And while that's kind of sad for society, it's also kind.

505
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Speaker 4: Of great for our show, Amen, because that kind of

506
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 4: incompetence has allowed us to do one of our most

507
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Speaker 4: popular segments, called the Loser Line.

508
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thousands of messages.

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Speaker 4: Every year, and at the end of each year, we

510
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Speaker 4: like to highlight our total lack of normal communication skills

511
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Speaker 4: by counting down the most awkward, hilarious, cringe worthy Loser

512
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Speaker 4: Line voicemails of the year, just in case you missed them.

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Speaker 4: And that's what we're doing today. The top ten loser

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Speaker 4: line messages. Are we ready yeah to start this year's countdown?

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Speaker 1: I am so ready, Jeff, I'm still here for this.

516
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Speaker 3: Okay, let's get to your number. Music came in late.

517
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 3: That's a communication.

518
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 4: Breakdown right here, doesn't matter.

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Speaker 12: Here we are.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to your number ten A loser line voicemail

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Speaker 3: of the Year.

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Speaker 19: I actually, I just want to say I had a

523
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 19: great time hanging out with you the other night. It

524
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 19: was great meeting you, you know, like I said, I

525
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Speaker 19: absolutely loved your pearl jamp shirt and.

526
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Speaker 11: Jermer Verry.

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Speaker 19: Or this one here right there to bleaders every time.

528
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Speaker 19: Look at you, Verry, So give me a call back.

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Speaker 19: Can't wait to talk.

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Speaker 2: Perfect problem is this the girl wearing the shirt is

531
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Speaker 2: probably like a Lexus when she wears a band shirt.

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Speaker 3: She like, did you know? No?

533
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Speaker 7: No?

534
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Speaker 20: What?

535
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Speaker 21: Yeah?

536
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Speaker 12: Better?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: But the shirt was cute.

539
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Speaker 4: I let's move on to your number nine loser line

540
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Speaker 4: voicemail of the Year.

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Speaker 22: Next message, Hey Steve, it's me right, just hanging out

542
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 22: with my kiddy cats to now and Lisa left dil pause.

543
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Speaker 13: He has one eye.

544
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Speaker 18: Anyways, We're just we're here watching Bravo, watching the housewives,

545
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 18: and people think that I'm crazy, but like, no, these women,

546
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 18: these women are gray gray. Oh what's that, Chanelle?

547
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Speaker 11: Do you want some shrimp cocktail?

548
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Speaker 13: Give me a sei.

549
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Speaker 11: Yep, yep, you take that end.

550
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Speaker 18: I'll take this end.

551
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Speaker 11: Oh what a good girl you are.

552
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Speaker 22: You want mommy to have a boyfriend, don't you? Yes,

553
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Speaker 22: you do.

554
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Speaker 18: You need a daddy. We just need Steve to call

555
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 18: us back. We call us back, Steve.

556
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Speaker 11: We're waiting next.

557
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Speaker 3: A special woman.

558
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Speaker 1: I can't believe that's only number nine.

559
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: I have actually thought of that woman heard that call

560
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Speaker 2: if she found anyone.

561
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Speaker 1: Else beside her cat to lady and tramp.

562
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 3: But Lisa left eye low pause. That might be the

563
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Speaker 3: best last name ever.

564
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Speaker 2: We have put it on our family list of cat

565
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Speaker 2: names if our kids ever get a cat.

566
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it needs to have one eye.

567
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well.

568
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Speaker 3: You have to make that. Let's go to your number

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Speaker 3: eight loser line of.

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Speaker 23: The year next.

571
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Speaker 3: Hey, so this is the guy from the bar u.

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Speaker 24: First of all, thank you for giving me a number,

573
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 24: because every other good I asked that he didn't.

574
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Speaker 25: Give me the number.

575
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Speaker 22: So, uh so I guess you one.

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00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 24: Uh just looking for looking for somebody to hang out with.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 24: Look, if I'm gonna be honest with you because I

579
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Speaker 24: believe in honesty.

580
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Speaker 8: I just I don't.

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Speaker 24: I have a scooter, which is awesome during the summer

582
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Speaker 24: and spring months, but in the winter it blows, obviously.

583
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 24: But so I was looking for somebody. If you want

584
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Speaker 24: to hang out and like kind of take me to

585
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 24: you know, give me a right to work every day,

586
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 24: that'd be cool.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

588
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 24: And then like there's no obligation of like doing anything

589
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 24: intimate unless you want to. And then you know, I'll

590
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 24: you know, I'll consider it.

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Speaker 26: Uh and uh.

592
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Speaker 24: And then once a week I have an action in league,

593
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 24: which you know, I'm a professional. I'm not I'm not

594
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 24: some you know JABRONI that I have my own acts.

595
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 8: So to do that all right later?

596
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: You know, us women, we don't want to beginner acts

597
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: thrower gross ask.

598
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 9: You for a ride to work from anybody, even a

599
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 9: friend sucks. But being like, can you give me right

600
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 9: to work every day from there?

601
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: Now that's like wild because he's exhausted every friend.

602
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 3: That he's you're just joining us.

603
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 4: We're kind down the top ten loser line voicemails of

604
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Speaker 4: the past calendar year. We're on to number seven.

605
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Speaker 8: Now, hey, remember Richard Joseph, I met you at the

606
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 8: food court today. Yeah, that guy. So I wanted to

607
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 8: call you immediately, but I just got out of a

608
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 8: murder dental procedure and my mouse is still numb, so

609
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 8: I don't know. You can you can probably tell, But anyway,

610
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 8: I would love to go out and have the rowing

611
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 8: with you sometime, but you shall probably stay away from

612
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 8: chili because I don't want loose meat getting stuck in

613
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 8: my tooth socket.

614
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 4: That is a mental image that will haunt me for

615
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Speaker 4: the rest of the year.

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00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: Sorry, but it's probably what I'll serve to my kids

617
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:56,959
Speaker 2: for dinner today.

618
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Speaker 3: Let's get to your number six, A loser line voice year.

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Speaker 13: Hey, Peter, what's up. It's uh. I wanted to call

620
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 13: because it was so embarrassing, but I want to do

621
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 13: the responsible thing because I know we kissed the other

622
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 13: night at the club, and I'm sorry. If I'm being

623
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Speaker 13: fully honest.

624
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Speaker 7: I don't.

625
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 13: I don't really want to go out with you, like

626
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 13: you're not really my type, but I wanted to let

627
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 13: you know that before we kissed, I kissed a dog

628
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 13: earlier in the day, don't. I didn't use like a

629
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 13: tongue or anything, but I do have a wart on

630
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 13: my lip now and I don't know if it's like

631
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 13: you or the dog, but I did sell myself this year.

632
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 13: That maybe responsible. So I just wanted to let you

633
00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 13: know that that's the situation. So yeah, okay, Well, by

634
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 13: my conscience is cleared. I feel like I did the

635
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 13: right thing. So you know, good luck, and I hope

636
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 13: it's nothing. Bye.

637
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 6: What do I feel like he gave it to or not?

638
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 7: The dog?

639
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, looks like I'm trying to kiss.

640
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 6: I trust the dogs more than the men.

641
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 4: We've made it from number ten to number six. We

642
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 4: still have the top five best loser line messages of

643
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 4: the year still coming up. Who will have the honor

644
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Speaker 4: of being named the number one cringiest voicemail.

645
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Speaker 3: Of the past two years?

646
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 6: Those were already also good.

647
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 3: It only gets better when we continue the cow down Right.

648
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 12: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, next message.

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Speaker 15: Charlie, what the hell is going on? I don't under

650
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Speaker 15: show why you're.

651
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 13: Not following me back. This is just this is this.

652
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: Is You're not a good guy.

653
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Speaker 15: You're not a good guy. That's probably what it is.

654
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,239
Speaker 15: You're not a good guy. And I thought we had

655
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Speaker 15: a good time and you know, you're really cute and

656
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Speaker 15: you told me I was pretty, and you gave me

657
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Speaker 15: a kiss. Why would you give me if you're not

658
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 15: gonna call me back? Why would you do that? Can

659
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 15: you give me an answer?

660
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 21: God?

661
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Speaker 15: I mean I apparently I scare.

662
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Speaker 11: Every man away.

663
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 7: You know.

664
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Speaker 15: I went on a date with this guy who went

665
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Speaker 15: to prison for five years for arshin or whatever, maybe

666
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 15: a murderer, and then I scared him away.

667
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 11: That's resane.

668
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 15: How did I scare a murderer away? Am I the murderer?

669
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Speaker 15: I'm not going to murder you, Charlie. God if you're

670
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 15: just joining us?

671
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Speaker 6: Oh boy, this classic that was.

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Speaker 4: Your honorable mention loser line of the year. We couldn't

673
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Speaker 4: even fit it into our top ten. So she's pretty

674
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 4: fired up. Scared off a murderer.

675
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Speaker 2: It's how I think everyone feels about the dating world, right, Yeah, exactly.

676
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 4: We've been counting down the top ten loser line voicemails

677
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Speaker 4: of the past year, and we had so many to

678
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Speaker 4: choose from we can't pick them all. Yes, we've already

679
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 4: played numbers ten through number six, heard some pretty strange

680
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 4: ones already. Let's keep going with your number five loser line.

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Speaker 4: Voicemail of the year.

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Speaker 27: Right nextod, Hey, I'm calling because you gave me your

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Speaker 27: number and I'm I wanted also say I'm sorry because.

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Speaker 28: I'm really embarrassed about you know how things went down,

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Speaker 28: and you know when you were putting your number into

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Speaker 28: my phone. I know, I know I should not have

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00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 28: reached my hand into your purse, but it's I thought

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00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 28: I saw your wallet like coming out, so you probably

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00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 28: thought I was like some sort of creep pulling a

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Speaker 28: fast one, like trying to rob you.

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Speaker 27: Or something, but I wasn't.

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Speaker 8: I have money.

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Speaker 7: I'm going great.

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Speaker 3: I I shop at Whole Foods.

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Speaker 27: So anyway, I'm thinking of ways to try and make

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Speaker 27: it up to you, and and I think I would

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Speaker 27: like to invite you and your friend to come see

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Speaker 27: my bluegrass band play.

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Speaker 28: We're called Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Speaker 12: And we're pretty good. I gotta say, And.

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Speaker 27: You can leave your purses home.

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Speaker 8: As a as a because a tree.

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Speaker 1: Next he almost said safety percussion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta say.

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Speaker 4: I shop at Whole Foods is one of the most

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Speaker 4: badass flexes you could ever do.

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Speaker 1: Really, it does say what status you're at.

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Speaker 3: No exactly and you're like, I don't even look for sales.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not fine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's listen to the number four loser Line message

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Speaker 4: of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 22: Next message, Hey Rob, this is Craal.

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Speaker 26: I had a great time with you the other day

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Speaker 26: and I kind of mentioned it but.

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Speaker 12: Not exactly that I'm psychic.

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Speaker 26: And last night I had a dream about you. You

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00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 26: were ziplining and going just uncontrollably fast, like into the

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Speaker 26: mouth of a dragon.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so I just needed to call.

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Speaker 26: Usually I'm a Texter, but I needed to reach out

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00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 26: because I'm really concerned. You know, you said that you

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00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 26: always wanted to travel to China and visit the Great Wall,

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00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 26: and like I honestly I don't know if they have

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Speaker 26: dragons in China, but I just want to warn you

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00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 26: if you actually are going to China, do not wear

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Speaker 26: any clothing with zippers.

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Speaker 7: Next message, what is going on?

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00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 4: How she that she really thinks dragons A question?

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Speaker 3: The psychic guys, she knows what she's talking about. You're

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Speaker 3: just joining us.

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Speaker 4: We're counting down the top ten loser line voicemails of

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Speaker 4: the past calendar year. Remember you can get the loser

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Speaker 4: Line phone number by texting the word loser l O

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Speaker 4: S e R to seven, eight, five, nine to two

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Speaker 4: and hand it out to people so that we can

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00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 4: continue to have messages just like these to play for you.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to the number three message of the past year.

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Speaker 25: Next message, Hey, actually me, I I don't know if

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00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 25: I ever told you this, but I do more tie

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00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 25: so you know I can protect you. I know you

741
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 25: couldn't see me, but I just get a back flip

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00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 25: right there. Yeah, that was a I wish you were

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00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 25: there to see it.

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Speaker 16: Okay, one more.

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Speaker 7: That was another back That was a good one.

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Speaker 25: Anyways, I'm gonna say a little goodbye with his round

747
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Speaker 25: house all right.

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00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 2: In there. That's not try to impress people the same

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Speaker 2: way my first grader does.

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Speaker 9: It's pretty smart though, Like all someone and you do

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Speaker 9: something you.

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Speaker 3: We're on to our number two loser line voicemail of

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Speaker 3: the year.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hey are you?

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00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 16: It was so nice meeting you and I actually ran

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00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 16: home from the bar that night after meeting you, and

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00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 16: I wrote you a poem. I really wanted to wait

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00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 16: to read it in person, but I here goes nothing.

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Speaker 12: For now.

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00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 16: Let us dance across the sweating cake floor like fun

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00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 16: loving baboons. We will talk of this night long after

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Speaker 16: the helium seats out of.

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00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 13: These cheap balloons.

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Speaker 16: After we will stand alone, naked, shaded behind an oil

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00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 16: jump in a box car. That's Chili, our honeymoon. We

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00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 16: will be riding the rails together with a hobo name Willie,

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00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 16: what do you think? Or starter venture together.

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00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 2: A country star to take that and try into the

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00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 2: new country song.

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00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: And then they play it every wedding.

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00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 4: Yeah man's anthem with the hobo name Willie, You and

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Speaker 4: dream big people.

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Speaker 3: Then now here we are. Finally we have reached the number.

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Speaker 4: One message of the top ten loser lines of twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty three.

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Speaker 1: It's like I want it, but I don't because I

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00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: don't want it to be over here.

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Speaker 3: It is, let's hear it, number one.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Laura, this is the cowardly lion from the other night.

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00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 7: Remember me. I wanted to ask you out, but I

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00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 7: didn't have the courage. I see you talking to those

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00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 7: other guys, you know, the one without a brain. And

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Speaker 7: then the tin man loser. His heads were made of steel,

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00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 7: but he doesn't have a heart like me. But I

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Speaker 7: gotta tell you, Laura, I'm leaving you a message now

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00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 7: because I smoked something. It was called the yellow brick

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Speaker 7: road and I finally found annoying to pick up the

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Speaker 7: phone and call you. So what do you say, Laura?

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Speaker 7: Can we go on a date and maybe go to

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Speaker 7: oz together? Trust me, I'm a lion in the sat.

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Speaker 1: It's like the only lion that's not hot.

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Speaker 4: By the way, we need to find out wherever you

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00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 4: got that yellow brick road stuff because it sounds real good?

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Speaker 5: Is that why ozie is short for ounce?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Those were your top ten loser lines of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you text the word loser at seventy five.

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Speaker 3: Nine who give the number outs were gonna have even

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Speaker 3: more for next year. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We've heard of homes and hotels and theaters being haunted,

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00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 4: but what about someone's cell phone? Because one woman is

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00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 4: going viral thanks to a strange mystery that nobody can explain.

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00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 3: And it's not just because she has boost mobile.

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00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 4: Plus a life pack that's traveling at the speed of

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00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 4: light on social media right now and is blowing everyone's minds.

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00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 4: And I bet once Jose hears it, he's gonna instantly

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00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 4: go on to Amazon and buy an item for his

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00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 4: entire life. That's my prediction for a brand new.

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Speaker 3: That's coming up.

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Speaker 4: Lizz just came out this morning of the most famous

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Speaker 4: quotes of all time from great American leaders.

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Speaker 3: Number three was I Am not a crook Richard Nixon.

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Speaker 4: Number two is I have a Dream MLK Jr. And

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Speaker 4: the number one quote, the only thing we have to

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Speaker 4: fear is TikTok click shot.

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Speaker 1: It's Roosevelt right, Yeah, hard to scare of it.

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Speaker 4: Fdr Ones back in the day too, but gotta do

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Speaker 4: it every single week. It's TikTok click shot where we

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Speaker 4: look fear straight in the eyes and talk about the

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Speaker 4: biggest tiktoks from the past week.

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Speaker 3: We'll get right into your first TikTok click.

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Speaker 4: Shock, which is from a woman in the UK named

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Speaker 4: Angelie Sophia. Her video I'm asked nearly a million views

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Speaker 4: talking about a mysterious iPhone glitch where every single day

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Speaker 4: for the last five years her alarm goes off at

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Speaker 4: exactly nine to twenty five.

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Speaker 3: Am without fail. And how did it begin?

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Speaker 4: What just listen to Angelie described the bizarre problem and

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Speaker 4: why it's so frustrating.

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Speaker 17: So it just kind of started out the blue one

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Speaker 17: day and I just had an alarm go off at

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Speaker 17: nine twenty five, and I was like, oh, I didn't

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Speaker 17: know a set in alarm. Looked at my alarms and

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Speaker 17: there was no alarm set and I was like, that's weird.

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Speaker 17: And every day since it's been about four or five years,

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Speaker 17: I have had an alarm go off at nine twenty five.

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Speaker 17: And also the alarm only rings if my phone is

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Speaker 17: not on silent, which obviously isn't normal for an alarm.

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Speaker 17: And I also want to say that this alarm has

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Speaker 17: transferred through phones and it's the most stressful thing. And

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Speaker 17: I'm also convinced I'm gonna die at nine twenty five

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Speaker 17: in the morning some point, and it's like a prediction

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Speaker 17: of my death.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: You guys haven't heard about this story because it's popped

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Speaker 4: up in places going viral.

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Speaker 2: I totally think someone's trying to contact her from the dead.

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Speaker 4: Do you think do we do a giveaway at that

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Speaker 4: time every single day? And that's her phone Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffery in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It could be it's.

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Speaker 1: Actually the end of our phone taps. Maybe that's who

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Speaker 1: she instituted after it's over.

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Speaker 4: But no matter what she does, she cannot get the

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Speaker 4: alarm off, and she's tried everything. She's removed her alarm

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Speaker 4: app and like uninstalled it and then reinstalled it, deleted calendars, reminders,

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Speaker 4: all the apps alarms could come from. She's purchased several

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Speaker 4: new phones. Nothing has worked. But what she said, the

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Speaker 4: one thing she's not willing to do is a total

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Speaker 4: factory reset and will lose all of her contacts and data.

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Speaker 12: Don't do that.

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Speaker 3: You support her on that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, do not reset it.

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Speaker 3: I can't start from scratch.

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Speaker 12: No.

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Speaker 1: Plus, now, it's a cool party trick.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how many parties you're at night twenty

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Speaker 2: five am.

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Speaker 3: But you know, not the cool one.

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Speaker 2: Nobody likes anybody that has an alarm sound go off.

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Speaker 3: Ever, that was a TikTok click shock. Here next TikTok

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Speaker 3: click shock.

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Speaker 4: Remember we talked just the other day about how having

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Speaker 4: a therapist isn't a bad stigma anymore. It's actually seen

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Speaker 4: as like a good positive thing in someone's life. And

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Speaker 4: now that therapists are on TikTok, you don't even have

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Speaker 4: to pay for it, am I?

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Speaker 1: Right, Brook, I'm gonna go with that's a big fat no.

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Speaker 2: Because someone says they're a therapist on TikTok doesn't mean

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Speaker 2: they're a therapy.

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Speaker 13: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: CARDI has gotten me through a lot of stuff. They

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Speaker 3: a lot of tips for free.

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Speaker 4: They have some of the best hacks for getting through

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Speaker 4: things that you probably never even thought of. One woman

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Speaker 4: who goes by Taylor talking on TikTok got two million

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Speaker 4: views after she revealed a hack her therapist taught her.

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Speaker 21: Okay, listen, my therapist told me to eat a warhead

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Speaker 21: whenever I'm filling a panic attack coming on. And when

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Speaker 21: I say, I've never had anything written me out of

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Speaker 21: the throes of a panic attack faster, I mean it.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 20: I'm so glad this City of popped up my feed

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Speaker 20: because I thought I was the only therapist that was

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Speaker 20: recommending this to client.

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Speaker 6: Here is why the.

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Speaker 20: Infamous warhead treatment actually was legit and works. Your brain

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Speaker 20: can only handle one emergency at a time, So if

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Speaker 20: you give your brain a new emergency to worry about,

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00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 20: then it has to focus on that instead of the

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Speaker 20: thing that you're panicking about. So, believe it or not,

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Speaker 20: intense temperatures or sour or spicy foods will give you

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Speaker 20: a new emergency and therefore let go of that anxious

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Speaker 20: panic thought that you're having.

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Speaker 9: Wow, this is amazing crime.

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Speaker 2: So I'll just replace all my husband's medication with warheads.

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Speaker 5: WAD.

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Speaker 4: I feel like Alexis kind of knew this already because

910
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 4: we were eating gummy words the other day and she's like,

911
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 4: you know that those reduce your anxiety?

912
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: Sour gummies?

913
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I was like, what, so handful bags in

914
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 6: my dad? You've seen so chill lately.

915
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 3: It's Alexis approved and therapist approved.

916
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 4: This year dree light stock up on warheads, sour patch kids,

917
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 4: lemon drops, fireballs. Have him at your desk, in your purse,

918
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 4: ready to stop your anxiety attacks, or whenever my mom calls,

919
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 4: let's get to your next Did you guys see Dolly

920
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 4: Parton on Thanksgiving Day in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit?

921
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, unbelievable. That woman can do no wrong ever with

922
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 1: her own body.

923
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 4: Because she was performing the halftime show of the Dallas

924
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 4: Cowboys game dressed in one of the cheerleader outfits. She's

925
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 4: seventy seven years old, May I remind you and we'll

926
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 4: look twenty seven.

927
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable.

928
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 3: She is a national treasure. She is naturally beautiful from

929
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 3: head to top.

930
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: I saw someone tweet she could murder two people in

931
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: front of me, and I would still love her, and

932
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 2: I feel the same.

933
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 3: I'll join in.

934
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 4: But the reason I bring her up is because there

935
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 4: is a rumor going around about how Dolly handles technology

936
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 4: right now, and her response just went viral on TikTok

937
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 4: Oh it is.

938
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 3: It here it is.

939
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 23: I'm a low tech girl in the high tech world,

940
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 23: but I surround myself with all these people that are

941
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 23: into that high tech world. But I don't want to

942
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 23: talk to everybody wants to talk to me. I don't texts.

943
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 23: I don't want to have to answer. If somebody calls me,

944
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 23: I'll I'll answer if I want to talk to him,

945
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 23: or I'll call him back when I can. Otherwise, I

946
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 23: got too much to think about then to close her

947
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 23: my mind up with everything else. I'm certainly not stupid person.

948
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 23: I could learn it if I wanted to, but I

949
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 23: rather just have my fax machine call in my creative

950
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 23: stuff to my crew.

951
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So if you miss that. She doesn't text.

952
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 4: She only uses her fax machine and has her crew

953
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,919
Speaker 4: bring it around with her wherever she travels to. Even

954
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 4: if you don't have a fax, she will fax it

955
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 4: to your email or fax it to your phone so

956
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 4: you can open it up as a PDF. But that's

957
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 4: how Dolly does it confirm the rumor? No text only facts.

958
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 4: That is a woman after my own heart.

959
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 6: Maybe we should get.

960
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: Rid of our text line yellow Just what a fax is?

961
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 3: I would love that. That was TikTok click shot. That

962
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: was your last story for the day. We got your

963
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 3: phone tap.

964
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 12: Coming up frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

965
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 4: The question for this holiday season is real or fake? No, Brook,

966
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 4: don't look at my body. That's not what I'm talking about.

967
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 4: And I'm talking about Christmas trees.

968
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: After you've made the body coming.

969
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: No matter what I said, I'm like, well, duds, No,

970
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: you can't say nope.

971
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: I can't say either, by the.

972
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 4: Way, but I do want to ask today's player Susanna. Susannah,

973
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 4: welcome to the show. You are real or a fake

974
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 4: Christmas tree type of person?

975
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 11: I'm a real Christmas tree type of person.

976
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,479
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm real.

977
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: I'm real.

978
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: Where do you go to get yours? Do you hike

979
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: out and get a permit or are you going to

980
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: a lot or.

981
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 4: Do you hire a bunch of orphans like Brook does,

982
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 4: to go fetch one for.

983
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 6: You, Jeffrey.

984
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: They plant them years ago and then harvest that for me.

985
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 3: What do you do?

986
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 11: Children, I'm a person person?

987
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, keep it simple.

988
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: I like that freaking expensive anymore?

989
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 3: It really is. But that's okay. Brook.

990
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 4: You go out out of the studio, and while she leaves, Suzanna,

991
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 4: let's go over the rules. You got thirty seconds to

992
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

993
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you do have to beat

994
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: outright to win?

995
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

996
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 12: I'm ready?

997
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 3: Good luck?

998
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 4: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen eighty two,

999
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson released the best selling album of all time.

1000
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 4: What was it called thriller? What is the term used

1001
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 4: for animals that are strictly active at night? In twenty

1002
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 4: twenty one, Webster's added the word fluffer nutter, which combines peanut.

1003
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 3: Butter and what other food.

1004
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 11: Marshmallow?

1005
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 4: How many singers are in a sex tet?

1006
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 11: Seven?

1007
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: What East Coast State's official nickname is the Ocean state?

1008
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 11: Maryland?

1009
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 3: Maryland?

1010
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 4: Okay, getting those answers? How come you sound so disappointed

1011
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 4: in yourself?

1012
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 11: Susannah, Well, because I hadn't out after I come out,

1013
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 11: that's okay.

1014
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 4: She wasn't one hundred percent certain about her answers, But

1015
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 4: one thing that she is certain about is her gift

1016
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 4: giving ability around the holidays. Apparently, Susannah says on my screen,

1017
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 4: are that you give really good gifts for Christmas?

1018
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 13: I do?

1019
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: What's the secret? How do you remember and keep track

1020
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 1: of what everybody wants?

1021
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 11: Frankly, most of the people I buy were kind of boogie.

1022
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 16: So so you give gifts?

1023
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: Can I ask? What's the most expensive gift you're buying

1024
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: this season?

1025
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 11: Car parts for my kid who's into four by four?

1026
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 4: Ing, Oh, that's a lot bloodnuts for you?

1027
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1028
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: Hey, kids, if my kids, if they're listening, stick with soccer. Okay,

1029
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,479
Speaker 1: we can get you a ball?

1030
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 3: All right, Brook's your turn? Are you ready?

1031
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1032
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: Your time starts now on this day.

1033
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 4: In nineteen eighty two, Michael Jackson released the best selling

1034
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 4: album of all time?

1035
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: What was it called?

1036
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 6: Thriller?

1037
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 4: What is the term used for animals that are strictly

1038
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 4: active at night?

1039
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 12: Uh?

1040
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 6: Nocturnal?

1041
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 4: In twenty twenty one, Webster's added the word fluffer nutter,

1042
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 4: which combines peanut.

1043
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 3: Butter and what other food marshmallow? How many singers a

1044
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 3: are in a sex tet six?

1045
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 4: What East Coast state's official nickname is the ocean state Maryland.

1046
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 4: Pete's Super Submarines was the original name of what restaurant chain.

1047
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: Pete Super Submarines is subway.

1048
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 3: All right, that might be a close one today. We'll

1049
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 3: find out when we go to the scoreboard with Jose

1050
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 3: you belong in a tree. You're a nut? Suzanne, you

1051
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 3: got three?

1052
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: Correct, strong Suzanne.

1053
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 6: Okay, she's not excited.

1054
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, we're not excited about that.

1055
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm waiting on the other score brook you.

1056
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: God, fine, Oh you did?

1057
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: Don't you have the answers in front of you?

1058
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry about that, Susanna. Let's go over the answers

1059
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 4: on this day. In nineteen eighty two, Michael Jackson released

1060
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 4: the album Thrill, which was the best selling album of

1061
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 4: all time sixty five million copies sold. The term for

1062
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 4: animals that are only active at night are nocturnal animals.

1063
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 4: Webster's added the word fluffer nutter in twenty twenty one,

1064
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 4: which is a combo of peanut, butter and marshmallow. There

1065
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 4: are six singers in a sex tent. The east coast

1066
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 4: state that goes by the ocean state is Rhode Island

1067
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 4: because it has four hundred miles of coastline. Pete's Super

1068
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 4: Submarines was the original name of subway when it came

1069
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 4: out in nineteen sixty five.

1070
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: Dam they should have kept Pete as there a spokesperson.

1071
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 4: So then, how you doing over there? Are you having

1072
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 4: car trouble? I'm hearing beeping in the background.

1073
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness, I'm arriving to work.

1074
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 3: Oh so quick.

1075
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 6: Get the four four party just in time.

1076
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 4: So, unfortunately, can't give you anything here, but just for playing,

1077
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: you do win a pair of tickets to the Seattle

1078
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 4: Christmas Market, where you can wander the winding alleys of

1079
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 4: Seattle's newest and largest outdoor holiday market. For more info,

1080
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 4: visit Seattle Christmas Market dot com.

1081
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 11: Thank you guys.

1082
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a great season, Holidays whatever, Christmas?

1083
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 6: Your son a Christmas carburetor.

1084
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 1: I wanted a muffler.

1085
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 4: Maybe next year. Thanks for playing, Susannah. We'll be back

1086
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 4: to do Windbrooks back the same time tomorrow.

1087
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1088
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,959
Speaker 2: Oh man, thanks for listening to the podcast. Dude, Tomorrow's show.

1089
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: You're just gonna love it. We've got a brand new

1090
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 2: second Day and I gotta say, if you listen to

1091
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 2: any of them, you need to listen to tomorrow's because

1092
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 2: jeff made the most epic fail probably in the history

1093
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 2: of our second dated.

1094
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1095
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: I was yelling at him. Our listener was yelling at him.

1096
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: You've got to hear it.

1097
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 6: Tomorrow.

1098
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 3: Oh one thing he will do?

1099
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 8: Right?

1100
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 3: Is this a brand new song of the week?

1101
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1102
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 3: Okay, boys Kilt.

1103
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah that's here too. Tomorrow it's only with Brooke and

1104
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.