Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Robert
Speaker 1: De Niro versus Al Petrendo, Baby Putrendo, Baby, Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: Young de Niro versu Young Patino, Petrino Pacino.
Speaker 2: That's his name. Hey, I'm Jack, that's Miles.
Speaker 1: We're the young versions of ourselves, and uh, these are
Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending.
Speaker 2: Uh, somebody just broke Twitter this.
Speaker 1: Young al Pacino or young Robert De Niro, and I
Speaker 1: gotta say both answers have me uh salvating.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I was gonna say it took you a second.
Speaker 1: Your your your circuits were so fried by the heat
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 2: Just coming off your screen.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Ashley Reese at Offbeat Orbit asked the question that somehow
Speaker 4: got to this a fifty to fifty split on a
Speaker 4: Twitter poll with over two hundred and fifty thousand fucking
Speaker 4: votes cast. That's wild, she tweeted, at a wedding and
Speaker 4: having a big debate right now, please vote who was
Speaker 4: hotter young Al or young Robert.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she is like, yo, that like, it's crazy
Speaker 1: to me that anybody would say de Niro like young
Speaker 1: al Pacino, was beautiful. Neither of these answers are crazy
Speaker 1: to me when you look at it, like that's what
Speaker 1: that's where they like they're both mid To me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know that. I feel like my photographs.
Speaker 1: They both photograph extremely well.
Speaker 4: I would say, yeah, I guess for me, I'm not
Speaker 4: like I'm like ooh between the TI.
Speaker 1: Just to them, they're kind of like it's like the pole.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, they're both about the same. Like I
Speaker 1: get that they were handsome young men, like you know,
Speaker 1: like most people in their youth, they had their physical prime.
Speaker 1: I think it's more just like how when super Producer
Speaker 1: and dropped this in our group thread, I think what's more.
Speaker 1: I think a better question is who's hotter? Now that's
Speaker 1: more interest, there's more to work with there. Looks like
Speaker 1: at the US point, you take the you take the
Speaker 1: age the young time period when they're both hot, and
Speaker 1: then you kind of run through them as they age.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean I feel like de Niro held
Speaker 1: on a little bit stronger Pacino like went like, for instance,
Speaker 1: in heat right, like Pacino kind of like he has
Speaker 1: that thing, that like thing that happens to aging men
Speaker 1: where they kind of start looking like old women a
Speaker 1: little bit, Like they start looking a little bit like
Speaker 1: my grandma after she had her like hair done, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like a lot. Okay, yeah, like that like you know.
Speaker 1: Puffy shirts with shoulder pads type. Like the vibe I'm
Speaker 1: getting from Al Pacino and Heat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he definitely has like when like I remember, like
Speaker 4: when my friend's mom, who always had long hair, did
Speaker 4: the thing as she got older and like chopped it off, like.
Speaker 2: You know, like as I'm older, I just want like
Speaker 2: to have a shorter du Yeah.
Speaker 4: The way Pacino comes out with that like quaff hairy
Speaker 4: Heat does feel like try and guess who's working this
Speaker 4: new short hair.
Speaker 2: Due and it's me.
Speaker 1: Serving Lukes, sir. But they're both amazing in that. I
Speaker 1: mean Pacino's performance in that is like prime screaming Cajun man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for for no apparent reason, as super prosor Brian and
Speaker 1: I were talking about before it started, like there's I
Speaker 1: think I learned this on the podcast Action Boys. But
Speaker 1: like his whole idea for that character heading in and
Speaker 1: throughout production was that he was blitzed on cocaine the
Speaker 1: whole time. And I'm like, yeah, and Heat, Al Pacino's
Speaker 1: character like a major league coke problem and wow, and
Speaker 1: that was like informing why he goes so big.
Speaker 2: With every single speech.
Speaker 3: That's wow, no control over the Violey speed.
Speaker 1: Okay, she got a great ass.
Speaker 4: Okay, but Jack latter day face off old Pacino or
Speaker 4: old DeNiro.
Speaker 1: De Niro has aged into this is like for me,
Speaker 1: like de Niro and my dad have aged very similarly.
Speaker 2: So why like I see you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like DeNiro's age well, and he he
Speaker 1: just looks too much like my dad that for me
Speaker 1: to be impartful about how he looks. The Pacino looks
Speaker 1: like like he looks so out of sorts, like with
Speaker 1: his long hair and like way too many excessor like
Speaker 1: wrist accessors and shit that he wears and scarves.
Speaker 2: He always looks like he got dressed by accident.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or he's like this old guy who's trying to
Speaker 4: make it out here in a younger person's world and
Speaker 4: is just so overwhelmed by everything that yeah, he's just
Speaker 4: he just looks like chaos, Like if he feels like
Speaker 4: that tweet about del Curry, like you don't want to
Speaker 4: be out here, You don't want to be out.
Speaker 1: Here, like this what He'll do to you got spun
Speaker 1: around twenty times and stepped out of a wind tunnel
Speaker 1: every time you see him, like he just looks, you know,
Speaker 1: unsure of what's going on, but then brings it yeah with.
Speaker 2: I don't I want to look like I don't yeah,
Speaker 2: all yeah, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: If they were both very attractive young men, Appacino more
Speaker 1: conventionally uh, and de Niro had more of a like,
Speaker 1: kind of different look to him, which is why I
Speaker 1: think where where, I think the people are kind of confused,
Speaker 1: right because now everyone just kind of looked like every
Speaker 1: you know, like pet dude in a major city looks
Speaker 1: like Surproico now right right, So in that sense, I
Speaker 1: guess he gave people an inspiration, But they were famously
Speaker 1: competitive with one another and like you know, had to
Speaker 1: be very downlickly handled on set when they were in
Speaker 1: the same film and heat.
Speaker 2: Uh. And I'm just.
Speaker 1: Curious if they're aware of this poll. How many times
Speaker 1: have they voted? How many times have they asked their
Speaker 1: friends to vote?
Speaker 2: You know, where they are.
Speaker 3: Vote for?
Speaker 2: Who is this? He calls? He calls Martin scorsesey even
Speaker 2: though he didn't Hero is. I know Rob has probably
Speaker 2: called you already. All right.
Speaker 1: There's a man by the name of David Nielsen who
Speaker 1: left Wall Street to work for charity for a Church
Speaker 1: of Latter day Saints charity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and him, a Mormon himself, was like, yeah, let
Speaker 2: me go.
Speaker 1: So he worked for this charity and found out that
Speaker 1: it was basically being run like.
Speaker 2: A hedge fund.
Speaker 1: You know, they they accepted people's tithings. The main source
Speaker 1: of the money is church. And you don't know, this
Speaker 1: is the fucked up practice in a church where they're like.
Speaker 4: If you want God to fuck with you, okay, you
Speaker 4: better give me your money right now. And if you don't,
Speaker 4: I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: And if you there's a clip that was going viral
Speaker 1: recently of a like of a pastor preacher who was like,
Speaker 1: if a family is forced to decide between offering a
Speaker 1: tithing or pay for a meal, I would say make
Speaker 1: sure you give to the church first, because without that,
Speaker 1: there's no way to guarantee.
Speaker 2: That you could have food on the other side without
Speaker 2: God's grace.
Speaker 3: That's right. Cool.
Speaker 4: So they took every they took and made that into
Speaker 4: a fucking edge fund.
Speaker 1: Yes, the church collects an estimated seven billion in contribution
Speaker 1: from its seventeen million members annually.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And they just basically he's saying that once the money
Speaker 1: goes in, it don't come out right building a giant fund.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: It's like a non profit. They're like, it's a nonprofit. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh so it's charitable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Other business people.
Speaker 4: Really, they're like, oh so you're not like building churches
Speaker 4: or you know, helping people spread the word. Not really,
Speaker 4: because like I like how this guy looked in He's like,
Speaker 4: the only money going out is to other fucking businesses
Speaker 4: owned by the church or people associated with the right.
Speaker 1: So and yeah, I think if you could create a
Speaker 1: hedge fund that was able to grow its money tax free, people.
Speaker 2: Would be on board with that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so they're taking advantage of that little loophole
Speaker 1: that people abused in the United.
Speaker 4: It just breaks my heart when people of the cloth
Speaker 4: religious people you never see it coming, you know, never
Speaker 4: fucking see it coming.
Speaker 1: That's what's so so hard about living in this modern
Speaker 1: era or since time immemorial, since.
Speaker 2: People have been duping their parishioners.
Speaker 4: But holy shit, it's like such a finesse too, Like
Speaker 4: this guy was just like, yeah, no money, like when
Speaker 4: they ask like when he asked people like if y'all
Speaker 4: not like, if the money's not going out, what is
Speaker 4: it for, It's like it's.
Speaker 2: A rainy day fund, all right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then the rainy days were like one of
Speaker 4: his like his bosses share this document that at a
Speaker 4: meeting that showed one point four billion dollars from the
Speaker 4: fund went to a mall being built on land owned
Speaker 4: by the church, and then six hundred million was used
Speaker 4: to prop up a for profit church owned insurance.
Speaker 2: Company, Gloria.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, we're going to make money so you can
Speaker 1: make more money, you know.
Speaker 4: Like Kiyosaki says, it's about the debt that I have
Speaker 4: look at that, because you got to have debt to
Speaker 4: make money, Okay.
Speaker 1: It is like I do wonder how many, like the
Speaker 1: church members, how many of them thought that, like are
Speaker 1: going to be mad at this? Like it's like when
Speaker 1: you find out that Harvard has an endowment of like
Speaker 1: you know, a small nation, right, You're like, but isn't
Speaker 1: that is that what the people want who are giving
Speaker 1: the money, They're like, yeah, now our endowments bigger than
Speaker 1: Yales and so that's all that matter, Like is it
Speaker 1: just a dick measuring contest with other churches to be
Speaker 1: like and we must be right because look at that.
Speaker 2: Look at ahead head chu Chingy, call up Chingy.
Speaker 1: Because uh whatever, I forget because he's at the holiday inn.
Speaker 2: I was trying to remember a song by Chingy. Yeah
Speaker 2: it's been to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well Miles, it's been way too long for us
Speaker 1: and Chingy yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's banned from LA Radio Fun in Fun Radio. Fact,
Speaker 1: you'll never you'll you will not hear Chingy on LA radio.
Speaker 4: Just for behavioral problems, not because he crossed radio stations
Speaker 4: with live shows and like all the pro programming directors
Speaker 4: like okay, we're not gonna play your ship.
Speaker 2: And then Chingy disappeared from the radio in La.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. On my new podcast, te Chingy
Speaker 2: Battle to Airwaves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's say history. You have history of
Speaker 1: all things Chingy, all things Yeah, all right, let's take.
Speaker 2: A quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and I guess just update on the
Speaker 1: Ja Morant situation. You know, he he has not learned
Speaker 1: a thing, has not learned he was on Instagram live
Speaker 1: in the middle of the season with a gun, Like
Speaker 1: he was in a club on a team trip with
Speaker 1: a gun and they were, uh concerned, and so he
Speaker 1: was the prespended did a lot of like rehab in.
Speaker 2: The public eye, out of the public eye.
Speaker 1: What are those rehab exercises? Like like he picks up
Speaker 1: a gun and like now put it down. Ah, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: You are not a gang member. You do not need
Speaker 2: a blammer on you, sir.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Anyways, there there was an Instagram live over the weekend
Speaker 1: where he was spotted with yet another blam Yeah, the
Speaker 1: blamers don't quit, No, they don't and uh And it
Speaker 1: was funny because it wasn't on his live. It was
Speaker 1: like his boys like ig because like I think at
Speaker 1: the time only one hundred people were watching. But there's
Speaker 1: a moment they're like rapping this song and the guy's
Speaker 1: got the selfie video on. He's like panding over to
Speaker 1: job rant sitting next to him, and then like for
Speaker 1: one second, John Moran, somehow he goes.
Speaker 2: From not having a fucking gun in his hand.
Speaker 4: So then the next time you see him, he's like
Speaker 4: waving a pistol and it's the friend. Oh it like
Speaker 4: it felt like a Simpson's bit about it, like a
Speaker 4: gun just appears in his hands. We don't know how,
Speaker 4: and the and his homeboy like tilts the camera down
Speaker 4: real quick. He's like, oh shit, that was in frame.
Speaker 4: But then you can tell he's telling John. He's like, yo,
Speaker 4: I'm live or whatever. Put that shit away.
Speaker 1: And then he slowly brings the camera up, like from
Speaker 1: away from his chest so you can see the camera again,
Speaker 1: and he's like bouncing his shoulders and like there's no
Speaker 1: gun anymore.
Speaker 2: And you're like, y'all, it's they've caught you in four
Speaker 2: K already.
Speaker 1: Please stop with this, Please stop with the fucking gun
Speaker 1: play in general, like what the fuck? Like we don't
Speaker 1: have enough morbid shit going on with guns like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, if he was smart, he would tell people
Speaker 1: it was an airsoft gun, right, But that's why he
Speaker 1: doesn't hire me, as his publicist does seem like there's
Speaker 1: the opportunity here because the video quality was so low,
Speaker 1: he could be like it was.
Speaker 2: A toy gun. He's like, he's like, wing is probably
Speaker 2: not the but the the Grizzlies have already suspended him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess like he could argue, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like when people go from smoking cigarettes to vaping. He's like,
Speaker 1: I went from holding real guns to airsoft guns, and
Speaker 1: eventually I'll hold a wooden just a thing that's like
Speaker 1: a wooden l that feels like a gun, and.
Speaker 2: Then I won't have to hold one at all. I'll
Speaker 2: be prety clean. Yeah, it's like your patch for popor Memphis. Man,
Speaker 2: they're fucking fulling apart right now.
Speaker 1: They went from being something really exciting to now just
Speaker 1: a whole lot of.
Speaker 2: Whole lot of problems. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well McDonald's lost that hot McNugget lost Who wait what?
Speaker 2: So a child had.
Speaker 1: Nuggets spilled onto their last The nuggets were extremely hot.
Speaker 1: The four year old leg was actually like burned to
Speaker 1: the point that there's like scarring.
Speaker 2: So McDonald's was sued and.
Speaker 3: A chicken McNugget.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well so this is the like McDonald's is franchised out,
Speaker 1: so like there's lots of opportunities for people, know, an
Speaker 1: individual franchisee to have like a different you know policy
Speaker 1: or not some safety protocol in place. So the nuggets
Speaker 1: come right out of the grease like into uh, they
Speaker 1: take into the scar, they take the basket and they
Speaker 1: just whip it at the customer fresh out of the friar.
Speaker 2: There's like not even a box that comes in.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so like wil to even picture a McNugget
Speaker 1: that fucking hot that it would burn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the.
Speaker 4: Hottest thing I ever had was probably like when they
Speaker 4: used to fry the apple pies.
Speaker 2: I remember as a kid, like that fucked me up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I lost all of my taste on my tongue for
Speaker 1: my entire thirteenth year from one of those.
Speaker 2: I remember that book he wrote Things we Lost in
Speaker 2: the Fire.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I don't know this is being raised as
Speaker 1: like once again like McDonald's getting sued for stupid, Like
Speaker 1: you remember the coffee thing was like a big story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I remember at the time in the nineties
Speaker 4: it was like, oh, you're just trying to get one
Speaker 4: over and then when you like actually ready, you're.
Speaker 3: Like, holy shit, what house?
Speaker 2: So just went in doubt. You're probably the corporation.
Speaker 1: The version that you're getting of, like what happened with
Speaker 1: the corporation is not as bad as what actually happened,
Speaker 1: right right, right, So just generally when the knee jerk
Speaker 1: is like, let's make fun of this stupid four year old.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to go in your mouth, not on your legs.
Speaker 2: Like when that's your initial instinct, maybe take a beat.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe don't publish that podcast episode exactly. Uh, that
Speaker 1: is actually why we had no episode. On Friday, we
Speaker 1: did a whole episode just making face.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Becca Bay Victor Brian justin Anna.
Speaker 1: Every one of the producers was like, Dune, you do
Speaker 1: not like want to spend forty five minutes laughing at
Speaker 1: this four year old's legs. Yeah, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean McDonald's has never steered me wrong. Yeah, even
Speaker 1: though I lost all this taste on the side of
Speaker 1: my mouth. All right, Well, BuzzFeed uh closed the news division,
Speaker 1: but apparently they put all that brain power into making their.
Speaker 2: Lists absolutely hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's a new one that is nineteen non
Speaker 1: horror movie scenes that scared and traumatized Gen xers and
Speaker 1: millennials as kids.
Speaker 2: This is just like straight up.
Speaker 1: Down the middle. I'm sure I've read a version of
Speaker 1: this article five times before on BuzzFeed, but hey, they
Speaker 1: weren't just repeating it lazily.
Speaker 2: They were getting better.
Speaker 1: Is they they nailed it with this or I mean
Speaker 1: there are a handful on here that well. I think
Speaker 1: they nailed it in that they basically trawled a sub
Speaker 1: reddit for someone asking the question and then brought the
Speaker 1: answers here.
Speaker 2: Which is all BuzzFeed is.
Speaker 1: Reddit is the front page of the Internet, and BuzzFeed
Speaker 1: is like, no, psych actually we're the front page.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean Reddit so much.
Speaker 4: So much of the viral shit you see on Twitter
Speaker 4: starts on Reddit, and like it's always funny when you
Speaker 4: see like like there's always people been like you're just trawing,
Speaker 4: Like you're just trawling Reddit and putting it on another platform.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So that's.
Speaker 4: What BuzzFeed did. Anyway, the people have read it, they
Speaker 4: know what the fuck they're talking about. Because the very
Speaker 4: first one of scenes that horrified the you know, the
Speaker 4: first thing I thought of was the large Marge sequence
Speaker 4: in Peewee's Big Adventure.
Speaker 1: That's number one on the list. That is the first
Speaker 1: scene I can remember like being like thinking about weeks
Speaker 1: years after it happened and before.
Speaker 2: To do all that, Yeah, they didn't, I remember, why
Speaker 2: you have to do that?
Speaker 3: Didn't have to do that, didn't have to do that?
Speaker 2: You didn't have to do that. My god, why did
Speaker 2: he go so hard?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I remember watching it last year, like on
Speaker 4: my birthuse. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: watch pee Wee's like, let me just get back into
Speaker 4: it that scenes. Still, I was a little bit like
Speaker 4: I could feel my heartbreak because I like in anticipation
Speaker 4: for that part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a big Superman head when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, and I think I brought this up, like
Speaker 1: it just popped into my brain, I think one day
Speaker 1: while we were recording. But in Superman three, there's a
Speaker 1: part where a lady gets forcibly turned into a robot
Speaker 1: where just the weirdest and again it is like stop motion,
Speaker 1: like it feels like it's being done with practical effects
Speaker 1: in a like I can still picture it. I don't
Speaker 1: think i've watched it in thirty five years, but it
Speaker 1: has always been in the back of my mind, like
Speaker 1: since I saw it as a child, Like it really
Speaker 1: fucked me up. So that that's on their never ending
Speaker 1: story when the horse drowns in quicksand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all that's sad.
Speaker 1: You know, it actually fucked me up, Bambi, when the
Speaker 1: mom gets got oh, Yeah, that fucked me up bad.
Speaker 1: And that's not even like really horror anything like the
Speaker 1: thought of like being abandoned by my mother.
Speaker 2: I remember it was so potent child.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I don't hate Bambat
Speaker 1: other good ones, the et Decontamination Tent sequence.
Speaker 2: That one was really sad. I remember that it was sad.
Speaker 1: But it didn't like like the images from it didn't
Speaker 1: live in my brain.
Speaker 2: No, Like Large March. That ship is large.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could.
Speaker 1: I could write that with my eyes closed and give
Speaker 1: you like a photo realistic sketch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then a lot of people said that the Temple
Speaker 1: of Doom was really scary, not because of its terrible racism,
Speaker 1: but from the scene where they get ripped.
Speaker 2: The guy's heart out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Khali ma Shuki day I was.
Speaker 2: I was always like, yo, this particle is fucking hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that part was just cool to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like in like Pancott Palace, even though like
Speaker 1: the Monkey Brain, I was.
Speaker 2: Never like even put off by that either. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, shout out to BuzzFeed again just doing the best
Speaker 1: work out there by stealing shit from Reddit.
Speaker 2: All Right, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 2: trending oh yeah, afternoon, Oh yeah, we are.
Speaker 1: Back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,