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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Robert

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Speaker 1: De Niro versus Al Petrendo, Baby Putrendo, Baby, Wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: Young de Niro versu Young Patino, Petrino Pacino.

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Speaker 2: That's his name. Hey, I'm Jack, that's Miles.

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Speaker 1: We're the young versions of ourselves, and uh, these are

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Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending.

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Speaker 2: Uh, somebody just broke Twitter this.

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Speaker 1: Young al Pacino or young Robert De Niro, and I

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Speaker 1: gotta say both answers have me uh salvating.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I was gonna say it took you a second.

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Speaker 1: Your your your circuits were so fried by the heat

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Speaker 1: that was.

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Speaker 2: Just coming off your screen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Ashley Reese at Offbeat Orbit asked the question that somehow

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Speaker 4: got to this a fifty to fifty split on a

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Speaker 4: Twitter poll with over two hundred and fifty thousand fucking

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Speaker 4: votes cast. That's wild, she tweeted, at a wedding and

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Speaker 4: having a big debate right now, please vote who was

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Speaker 4: hotter young Al or young Robert.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it's I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so she is like, yo, that like, it's crazy

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Speaker 1: to me that anybody would say de Niro like young

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Speaker 1: al Pacino, was beautiful. Neither of these answers are crazy

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Speaker 1: to me when you look at it, like that's what

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Speaker 1: that's where they like they're both mid To me, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't know that. I feel like my photographs.

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Speaker 1: They both photograph extremely well.

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Speaker 4: I would say, yeah, I guess for me, I'm not

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Speaker 4: like I'm like ooh between the TI.

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Speaker 1: Just to them, they're kind of like it's like the pole.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, they're both about the same. Like I

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Speaker 1: get that they were handsome young men, like you know,

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Speaker 1: like most people in their youth, they had their physical prime.

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Speaker 1: I think it's more just like how when super Producer

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Speaker 1: and dropped this in our group thread, I think what's more.

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Speaker 1: I think a better question is who's hotter? Now that's

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Speaker 1: more interest, there's more to work with there. Looks like

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Speaker 1: at the US point, you take the you take the

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Speaker 1: age the young time period when they're both hot, and

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Speaker 1: then you kind of run through them as they age.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean I feel like de Niro held

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Speaker 1: on a little bit stronger Pacino like went like, for instance,

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Speaker 1: in heat right, like Pacino kind of like he has

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Speaker 1: that thing, that like thing that happens to aging men

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Speaker 1: where they kind of start looking like old women a

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Speaker 1: little bit, Like they start looking a little bit like

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Speaker 1: my grandma after she had her like hair done, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, like a lot. Okay, yeah, like that like you know.

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Speaker 1: Puffy shirts with shoulder pads type. Like the vibe I'm

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Speaker 1: getting from Al Pacino and Heat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he definitely has like when like I remember, like

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Speaker 4: when my friend's mom, who always had long hair, did

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Speaker 4: the thing as she got older and like chopped it off, like.

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Speaker 2: You know, like as I'm older, I just want like

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Speaker 2: to have a shorter du Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The way Pacino comes out with that like quaff hairy

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Speaker 4: Heat does feel like try and guess who's working this

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Speaker 4: new short hair.

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Speaker 2: Due and it's me.

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Speaker 1: Serving Lukes, sir. But they're both amazing in that. I

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Speaker 1: mean Pacino's performance in that is like prime screaming Cajun man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for for no apparent reason, as super prosor Brian and

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Speaker 1: I were talking about before it started, like there's I

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Speaker 1: think I learned this on the podcast Action Boys. But

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Speaker 1: like his whole idea for that character heading in and

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Speaker 1: throughout production was that he was blitzed on cocaine the

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Speaker 1: whole time. And I'm like, yeah, and Heat, Al Pacino's

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Speaker 1: character like a major league coke problem and wow, and

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Speaker 1: that was like informing why he goes so big.

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Speaker 2: With every single speech.

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Speaker 3: That's wow, no control over the Violey speed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she got a great ass.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but Jack latter day face off old Pacino or

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Speaker 4: old DeNiro.

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Speaker 1: De Niro has aged into this is like for me,

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Speaker 1: like de Niro and my dad have aged very similarly.

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Speaker 2: So why like I see you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like DeNiro's age well, and he he

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Speaker 1: just looks too much like my dad that for me

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Speaker 1: to be impartful about how he looks. The Pacino looks

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Speaker 1: like like he looks so out of sorts, like with

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Speaker 1: his long hair and like way too many excessor like

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Speaker 1: wrist accessors and shit that he wears and scarves.

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Speaker 2: He always looks like he got dressed by accident.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or he's like this old guy who's trying to

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Speaker 4: make it out here in a younger person's world and

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Speaker 4: is just so overwhelmed by everything that yeah, he's just

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Speaker 4: he just looks like chaos, Like if he feels like

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Speaker 4: that tweet about del Curry, like you don't want to

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Speaker 4: be out here, You don't want to be out.

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Speaker 1: Here, like this what He'll do to you got spun

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Speaker 1: around twenty times and stepped out of a wind tunnel

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Speaker 1: every time you see him, like he just looks, you know,

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Speaker 1: unsure of what's going on, but then brings it yeah with.

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Speaker 2: I don't I want to look like I don't yeah,

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Speaker 2: all yeah, I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: If they were both very attractive young men, Appacino more

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Speaker 1: conventionally uh, and de Niro had more of a like,

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Speaker 1: kind of different look to him, which is why I

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Speaker 1: think where where, I think the people are kind of confused,

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Speaker 1: right because now everyone just kind of looked like every

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Speaker 1: you know, like pet dude in a major city looks

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Speaker 1: like Surproico now right right, So in that sense, I

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Speaker 1: guess he gave people an inspiration, But they were famously

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Speaker 1: competitive with one another and like you know, had to

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Speaker 1: be very downlickly handled on set when they were in

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Speaker 1: the same film and heat.

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Speaker 2: Uh. And I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Curious if they're aware of this poll. How many times

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Speaker 1: have they voted? How many times have they asked their

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Speaker 1: friends to vote?

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Speaker 2: You know, where they are.

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Speaker 3: Vote for?

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Speaker 2: Who is this? He calls? He calls Martin scorsesey even

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Speaker 2: though he didn't Hero is. I know Rob has probably

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Speaker 2: called you already. All right.

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Speaker 1: There's a man by the name of David Nielsen who

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Speaker 1: left Wall Street to work for charity for a Church

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Speaker 1: of Latter day Saints charity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and him, a Mormon himself, was like, yeah, let

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Speaker 1: So he worked for this charity and found out that

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Speaker 1: it was basically being run like.

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Speaker 2: A hedge fund.

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Speaker 1: You know, they they accepted people's tithings. The main source

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Speaker 1: of the money is church. And you don't know, this

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Speaker 1: is the fucked up practice in a church where they're like.

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Speaker 4: If you want God to fuck with you, okay, you

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Speaker 4: better give me your money right now. And if you don't,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: And if you there's a clip that was going viral

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Speaker 1: recently of a like of a pastor preacher who was like,

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Speaker 1: if a family is forced to decide between offering a

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Speaker 1: tithing or pay for a meal, I would say make

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Speaker 1: sure you give to the church first, because without that,

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Speaker 1: there's no way to guarantee.

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Speaker 2: That you could have food on the other side without

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Speaker 2: God's grace.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Cool.

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Speaker 4: So they took every they took and made that into

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Speaker 4: a fucking edge fund.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the church collects an estimated seven billion in contribution

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Speaker 1: from its seventeen million members annually.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And they just basically he's saying that once the money

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Speaker 1: goes in, it don't come out right building a giant fund.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: It's like a non profit. They're like, it's a nonprofit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh so it's charitable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: Other business people.

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Speaker 4: Really, they're like, oh so you're not like building churches

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Speaker 4: or you know, helping people spread the word. Not really,

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Speaker 4: because like I like how this guy looked in He's like,

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Speaker 4: the only money going out is to other fucking businesses

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Speaker 4: owned by the church or people associated with the right.

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Speaker 1: So and yeah, I think if you could create a

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Speaker 1: hedge fund that was able to grow its money tax free, people.

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Speaker 2: Would be on board with that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so they're taking advantage of that little loophole

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Speaker 1: that people abused in the United.

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Speaker 4: It just breaks my heart when people of the cloth

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Speaker 4: religious people you never see it coming, you know, never

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Speaker 4: fucking see it coming.

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Speaker 1: That's what's so so hard about living in this modern

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Speaker 1: era or since time immemorial, since.

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Speaker 2: People have been duping their parishioners.

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Speaker 4: But holy shit, it's like such a finesse too, Like

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Speaker 4: this guy was just like, yeah, no money, like when

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Speaker 4: they ask like when he asked people like if y'all

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Speaker 4: not like, if the money's not going out, what is

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Speaker 4: it for, It's like it's.

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Speaker 2: A rainy day fund, all right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but then the rainy days were like one of

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Speaker 4: his like his bosses share this document that at a

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Speaker 4: meeting that showed one point four billion dollars from the

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Speaker 4: fund went to a mall being built on land owned

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Speaker 4: by the church, and then six hundred million was used

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Speaker 4: to prop up a for profit church owned insurance.

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Speaker 2: Company, Gloria.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, we're going to make money so you can

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Speaker 1: make more money, you know.

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Speaker 4: Like Kiyosaki says, it's about the debt that I have

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Speaker 4: look at that, because you got to have debt to

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Speaker 4: make money, Okay.

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Speaker 1: It is like I do wonder how many, like the

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Speaker 1: church members, how many of them thought that, like are

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Speaker 1: going to be mad at this? Like it's like when

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Speaker 1: you find out that Harvard has an endowment of like

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Speaker 1: you know, a small nation, right, You're like, but isn't

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Speaker 1: that is that what the people want who are giving

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Speaker 1: the money, They're like, yeah, now our endowments bigger than

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Speaker 1: Yales and so that's all that matter, Like is it

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Speaker 1: just a dick measuring contest with other churches to be

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Speaker 1: like and we must be right because look at that.

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Speaker 2: Look at ahead head chu Chingy, call up Chingy.

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Speaker 1: Because uh whatever, I forget because he's at the holiday inn.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to remember a song by Chingy. Yeah

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Speaker 2: it's been to them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well Miles, it's been way too long for us

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Speaker 1: and Chingy yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, he's you know,

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Speaker 1: he's banned from LA Radio Fun in Fun Radio. Fact,

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Speaker 1: you'll never you'll you will not hear Chingy on LA radio.

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Speaker 4: Just for behavioral problems, not because he crossed radio stations

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Speaker 4: with live shows and like all the pro programming directors

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Speaker 4: like okay, we're not gonna play your ship.

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Speaker 2: And then Chingy disappeared from the radio in La.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. On my new podcast, te Chingy

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Speaker 2: Battle to Airwaves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's say history. You have history of

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Speaker 1: all things Chingy, all things Yeah, all right, let's take.

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Speaker 2: A quick break. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: And we're back, and I guess just update on the

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Speaker 1: Ja Morant situation. You know, he he has not learned

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Speaker 1: a thing, has not learned he was on Instagram live

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the season with a gun, Like

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Speaker 1: he was in a club on a team trip with

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Speaker 1: a gun and they were, uh concerned, and so he

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Speaker 1: was the prespended did a lot of like rehab in.

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Speaker 2: No, Like Large March. That ship is large.

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Speaker 1: And then a lot of people said that the Temple

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Speaker 1: Well, shout out to BuzzFeed again just doing the best

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Speaker 2: All Right, those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 2: trending oh yeah, afternoon, Oh yeah, we are.

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Speaker 1: Back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,