Speaker 1: So if I tell you, I got fifty messages today
Speaker 1: on my Instagram showing me this clip and I thought
Speaker 1: that it had to be an old clip and I
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out why. So I have a clip here
Speaker 1: that is a shady whale. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: But the moms have now come out. Now here's what's
Speaker 1: going on Andy Cohen's show. I think it's more of
Speaker 1: like a promotional vehicle than a success driver. From a
Speaker 1: rating standpoint, it's a couple hundred thousand viewers, fewer than
Speaker 1: Real Housewives in New York, which can get like four
Speaker 1: hundred to five hundred, but usually in the high hundreds,
Speaker 1: and now I think it's in like the low hundreds.
Speaker 1: So the base for that show is the moms. You
Speaker 1: know a lot of Karen's, a lot of moms like
Speaker 1: the women that are you know in my messages and
Speaker 1: that that basically buy the washing machines, that buy the
Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts coffee. That it's my people. These are my people.
Speaker 1: These are my women, like you know, and they will
Speaker 1: stay with you. I am doing a new business, which
Speaker 1: is a new shopping app. And the people on the board,
Speaker 1: who are very smart, very smart board of people from
Speaker 1: major retailers. They were talking about first launching to twenty
Speaker 1: five to thirty year olds, not forever, but first, I
Speaker 1: go absolutely not. You cannot fuck around and not have
Speaker 1: my moms. You can't have. You have to have like
Speaker 1: the eighteen to forty nine, the thirty five to fifty five,
Speaker 1: like we need my moms. Like moms are forgiving. You
Speaker 1: make a mistake, they'll get mad at you, they'll troll you,
Speaker 1: but they will come back to you. The young kids
Speaker 1: twenty five, eighteen thirty five, like they're gonna they're gonna
Speaker 1: bolt the minute you do something. Like the moms are
Speaker 1: fucking warriors. Okay, my moms are my people. So all
Speaker 1: my moms came into my comments today and some of
Speaker 1: my moms have been angry at me, angry at things
Speaker 1: that I've said. It could be about Megan Markle, it
Speaker 1: could be about Donald Trump, it could be whatever. But
Speaker 1: we have a conversation. We have a conversation. I explain
Speaker 1: things I go. I feel the need to explain. I
Speaker 1: feel the need to double down. I felt the need
Speaker 1: to do my Instagram post, my manifesto. They want an explanation.
Speaker 1: They're holding you to task. I can't just say something
Speaker 1: walk away and think I'm gonna convince them. My moms
Speaker 1: are an army and they will fucking hold you, and
Speaker 1: their lawyers, their private investigators, they will hold you to it.
Speaker 1: They have receipts they want to know. But you said
Speaker 1: that on June ninety ninth. What did you mean You've
Speaker 1: got to keep you side of the street clean. Well,
Speaker 1: my moms came in and they all sent me this
Speaker 1: shady whale video. I woke up to, like all these
Speaker 1: shady whale videos. So I see this shady whale on
Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Live. It's like a whale character. And
Speaker 1: this is a question to Heather. I think it looks
Speaker 1: like Jenny McCarthy's on with Heathery. She looked amazing, shitd
Speaker 1: have Bob haircart. I think Jenny MacCarthy's probably promoting the
Speaker 1: masked singer. Heather's promoting Orange County Housewives. We gotta hawk
Speaker 1: our wares, been there done that Six months ago. I
Speaker 1: was doing that, which we'll get to that in a minute,
Speaker 1: because that was Andy's big smoking gun Watch What Happens Live?
Speaker 1: Wrote Oh Bethany six months ago pitched us to be
Speaker 1: on to be on for her Wine. Yeah, my publicist
Speaker 1: pitched to be on the Wine and a bunch of
Speaker 1: different shows. Yes they did. I said what I said. So,
Speaker 1: so the Shady Whale asks this question to Heather Dubro
Speaker 1: because Heather Dubrow just sold her house and they said
Speaker 1: it was the most expensive house ever sold in Orange County.
Speaker 1: I think it was like fifty million or one hundred million.
Speaker 1: I think it was fifty something million, A lot of money.
Speaker 1: This is a question that the Shady Whale asks Heather Dubro,
Speaker 1: whose house on your show would get the least money
Speaker 1: if sold? Like, whose house would go you know, Garner
Speaker 1: the least money. Jenny mccarth I think it was Jenny McCarthy.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see it was like on my phone, so
Speaker 1: I'm just watching a video. I think it was Jennie
Speaker 1: McCarthy goes, oh my god, and Andy as if these
Speaker 1: questions aren't produced, like the whale, Oh did the whale?
Speaker 1: Did the animated whale come up with a question? I mean,
Speaker 1: and just by the way, last night, so many people
Speaker 1: message me and email my publicist about what I previously
Speaker 1: said about how the questions are planted. How like that
Speaker 1: girl from the New York Housewives said I was the
Speaker 1: most overrated housewives and maybe I am who cares? But
Speaker 1: she didn't say that on her own it was produced,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure now they'll call her to make her
Speaker 1: make a public statement that it wasn't produced. But the
Speaker 1: shady whale asks Heather who whose house would get the
Speaker 1: least money. Jenny McCarthy is like, oh my god. Andy
Speaker 1: Cohen can't believe what the animated whale said. That animated
Speaker 1: whale thought of that all by himself and instead, and
Speaker 1: Heather doesn't want to answer the question because she thinks
Speaker 1: it's me, and she says it's mean she's a woman
Speaker 1: on a show called The Real house Wives in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three, saying that's me, and Andy of course answers the question.
Speaker 1: He thinks it would be Gina. This girl Gina on
Speaker 1: the show. Gina's not on the show. To defend herself,
Speaker 1: she posts a video responding that that was like me
Speaker 1: and saying that there are six women on the show
Speaker 1: and only four of them own their own homes, of
Speaker 1: one one of whom is her And I don't know
Speaker 1: how old she is, but I didn't probably own a
Speaker 1: place in my late thirties if that's how old she is,
Speaker 1: but who cares anyway. And then she says she's the
Speaker 1: youngest because they're all twenty years older. So she's defending
Speaker 1: her home. Now, let's just do this. What if your
Speaker 1: kids were at school and someone said Mary has the
Speaker 1: worst house of all of us. My child's school would
Speaker 1: would suspend the kid, maybe expel them, like the big
Speaker 1: trouble that would happen if one kid said that somebody
Speaker 1: else had the ugliest or the poorest or the dirtiest house,
Speaker 1: Like that's children on the school yard. This is a show,
Speaker 1: like Andy, I owe you an edible arrangement every day.
Speaker 1: I should send you a fruit basket every day. You
Speaker 1: prove me right. You're making this so easy. I wish
Speaker 1: we were in a court of law. Like I said,
Speaker 1: you were playing checkers, and I'm playing complicated chess. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think you're playing checkers. I think you're
Speaker 1: fucking playing marbles, like literally playing Mark. You're asking someone
Speaker 1: who has the shittiest house on your show to grown
Speaker 1: women in their fifties at forties, what the heck that?
Speaker 1: Literally my phone blew up this morning. It's fucking whale
Speaker 1: and comments and this is literally what Laura dot Quervo
Speaker 1: five eighty seven said. This is the stuff Bethanie is
Speaker 1: talking about. I like it or not. Then another woman,
Speaker 1: chef Fecilia exactly heart like they're all talking. I'm starting
Speaker 1: to see Andy in a new light. He is messier
Speaker 1: than all the housewives. I love how direct you are
Speaker 1: in this video without throwing shade. You just told him
Speaker 1: the fact, straight up polite. They're talking to Gina. He
Speaker 1: wouldn't own anything without all of you being on his franchise.
Speaker 1: They're fucking they're fucking doing his work for him. He's
Speaker 1: using Watch Rappin's Life to ask which Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Orange County has the cheapest least valued home on today's market?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? What does he want women on his
Speaker 1: franchise to buy a home that they can't afford? Because
Speaker 1: that makes great headlines, great point. Well, you know what
Speaker 1: the alternative is. You're gonna be made fun of on
Speaker 1: the school yard for having a shitty house, So why
Speaker 1: not fucking wrap up your credit card, hope that you'll
Speaker 1: curse someone out badly enough on this show for ratings,
Speaker 1: and maybe you can pay off your credit card and
Speaker 1: maybe you won't have to go to jail for fraud.
Speaker 1: But this fucking show and this franchise perpetuates an environment
Speaker 1: where you'll do anything to appear rich, because if you don't,
Speaker 1: a shady whale is gonna ask you why you're the
Speaker 1: poorest fucking housewife. Basket on the way, Andy co an
Speaker 1: edible arrangement fresh every day. I can't afford it. I
Speaker 1: never played that game. I showed my ikea apartment. Luanna
Speaker 1: made fun of me for having a skinny girl shrink
Speaker 1: wrapped car. I'll never forget it because I couldn't afford
Speaker 1: a real car. I was not I had no money
Speaker 1: until I did. But this environment not only perpetuates abuse
Speaker 1: of women to each other, it perpetuates somebody getting made
Speaker 1: fun of if they don't have as much, or somebody
Speaker 1: being glorified if they put their burke in right in
Speaker 1: the camera shot. Put that fucking burk in right in
Speaker 1: the eye of the camera. Buy a big house you
Speaker 1: can't afford. You buy a big house you can't afford.
Speaker 1: It's better than the alternative. The audience is gonna think
Speaker 1: you're rich, and I will say it. Ninety nine point
Speaker 1: nine percent of the housewives do not have what the
Speaker 1: show shows they have. Why was Nannie saying rich bitch
Speaker 1: to keep up with everybody else? Why was Charat and
Speaker 1: Chateau Charat that never got built to keep up with
Speaker 1: everybody else? But the shady whale is gonna come make
Speaker 1: funny you if you're poor, so you might as well
Speaker 1: fucking defraud everybody so you can appear rich. You guys
Speaker 1: created this fucking environment. I was in the center. I
Speaker 1: can honestly say I never pretended I had a goddamn
Speaker 1: dollar that I didn't. Can you imagine how degrading to
Speaker 1: be mocked for what your house looks like? People want
Speaker 1: to feel house proud. I haven't seen the show. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen her house, but I'm sure Gina wants to
Speaker 1: feel house proud. She owns it, she bought it with
Speaker 1: her own fucking money. It's not easy to buy a house.
Speaker 1: I had brind three years. I was in my forties
Speaker 1: before I bought a house. The first thing I ever
Speaker 1: bought my whole life was my apartment in Tribeca. I
Speaker 1: was like forty one. I was scared. I bought it
Speaker 1: my own fucking money. I had no money up until then.
Speaker 1: I always rented. What the hell would it mean to
Speaker 1: buy something in my forties? And it's so funny because
Speaker 1: every day I read like I respond to things that
Speaker 1: I've said in the media because Page six is smart
Speaker 1: enough to write about it. Daily Mail smart enough to
Speaker 1: write about it. And then you get the Bravo multi
Speaker 1: billion dollar company machine and their big response is, well,
Speaker 1: Bethany was you know her team was pitching that she
Speaker 1: was on our show six months ago? Is that all
Speaker 1: you got? We can fucking do this all day because
Speaker 1: I got nothing to hide. I got nothing to hide.
Speaker 1: The Beverly Hills trailer came out. It's great, it's juicy. Uh,
Speaker 1: It's obviously the most successful show in the franchise. The
Speaker 1: city itself is a character, so like Beverly Hills being
Speaker 1: so bigger and larger than life and the money and
Speaker 1: the shininess and the butt and like that's their marquis.
Speaker 1: That is their flagship store. That is the ultimate realm
Speaker 1: that they need to protect. Is the most successful vehicle
Speaker 1: besides vander Pump Rules on that network. But it's a
Speaker 1: better flagship store because it's like it's got this like
Speaker 1: depth and this institution that keeps growing and like that's
Speaker 1: air Mez of the network, and so they came out
Speaker 1: with the trailer, which is looks really entertaining, but you're
Speaker 1: watching some of the tricky editings. So I believe that
Speaker 1: when Maurice and Kyle are talking about their situation, and
Speaker 1: when Kyle says, well, something about like infidelity, and Maurice says,
Speaker 1: I'm just glad it's you. I Maurice is not saying
Speaker 1: that Kyle cheated. There's no way that Maurice is saying
Speaker 1: that in a trailer, which is what the trailer is edited.
Speaker 1: As Maurice is talking about I bet my life. They're
Speaker 1: talking about an article, a piece of press, and so
Speaker 1: in the press it's reading like Kyle's having an affair
Speaker 1: versus Maurice, who's been in the press, is having an affair.
Speaker 1: And I believe that. I believe that Maurice is saying
Speaker 1: at least or I'm glad it's you this time, like
Speaker 1: meaning in the media for that. I just do not
Speaker 1: believe that Kyle had a public affair that everybody found
Speaker 1: out about. And it's not because I'm detecting Kyle, which
Speaker 1: i am, and I will never There are people that
Speaker 1: I will never ever rat like I'm not a rat.
Speaker 1: I will tell things that are my opinion in society,
Speaker 1: like right now about what's going on and what's happening
Speaker 1: with Andy, but there I will never no matter what happens,
Speaker 1: you know, short of him suing me or they're being
Speaker 1: a legal subpoena. I don't share texts that I've had
Speaker 1: with anyone. Could be Niini, could be Jill zen Iron
Speaker 1: back in the day, could be Andy Cohen, could be
Speaker 1: Kelly Ribb. I do not share texts, and I don't
Speaker 1: share things that I've learned in a trusting environment. I
Speaker 1: grew up Nannying Paris and Nicky Hilton like to we
Speaker 1: go into the ground. I'm not sharing anything that they
Speaker 1: wouldn't want people to know that you know that the
Speaker 1: Paris liked ferrets and that we went ice skating into
Speaker 1: the mall. Like I would not share anything that went
Speaker 1: on with Paris or Nikki or Kathy Hilton or Lauren
Speaker 1: Michaels or all of the people, or Jennifer Lopez or
Speaker 1: you know, I know a lot of people. I do
Speaker 1: not divulge secrets. That is just something that everybody knows
Speaker 1: about me. Everybody knows that I am evaulved and I
Speaker 1: have every secret and I don't share. I can share
Speaker 1: my opinion, like I can say what I think of
Speaker 1: a scene between Kyle and Lisavander Punt, but I will
Speaker 1: not never share secrets. I will not divulge. Just it's
Speaker 1: a code they take very seriously. I don't share things
Speaker 1: that went on with like exes or you know, I
Speaker 1: don't write songs talking about things that happen with x'es.
Speaker 1: I just am very I have a code. So that's
Speaker 1: how I feel about the Kyle and Maurice thing. I
Speaker 1: will always pay them the respect that they deserve, and
Speaker 1: I will always honor their family and their marriage and
Speaker 1: the four kids and that I know, and it's just
Speaker 1: it's just where I come from on that, and even
Speaker 1: being friends with Kathy and Kyle and knowing what's gone
Speaker 1: on between them, same thing, like, do not cross that line.
Speaker 1: So the Beverly Hills trailer is out. And I said
Speaker 1: this to Jill Fritzo, a publicist that I share with
Speaker 1: Denise Richards. And I love Denise Richards for being so
Speaker 1: pure in Midwestern and like not cunning and savvy in
Speaker 1: this way. Denise Richards, I predicted it. I heard that
Speaker 1: she filmed, and I said to Jill, why would she film?
Speaker 1: She's not being paid. And the thing is, even if
Speaker 1: Denise was being paid for one seeing what she wasn't
Speaker 1: you film one scene. They're vultures the production and Bravo
Speaker 1: will market that one scene so the viewer and the
Speaker 1: press and every magazine will think that Denise Richards has
Speaker 1: come back. This is the reason I would never go
Speaker 1: back and shoot even a lunch, even five minutes, because
Speaker 1: the trailer would contain me in it, and it would
Speaker 1: have tricky and cute marketing, so the viewer would think
Speaker 1: the bee is back. And I would have been paid,
Speaker 1: you know, one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to do
Speaker 1: one lunch, which would sound like a lot to somebody
Speaker 1: because it's one lunch. But they would market me as
Speaker 1: if I had shot for four months, and it would
Speaker 1: be free. And so Denise Richards gave them the cow,
Speaker 1: gave them the milk, gave it all away for free,
Speaker 1: and now she's in the trailer. And that's what happened
Speaker 1: with Jill Zarn at the funeral, which I did not
Speaker 1: know was an ambush. She was not miked, she did
Speaker 1: not sign a release saying they could film the funeral.
Speaker 1: They took a chance that she wasn't going to sue her,
Speaker 1: which she didn't, and Jill Zaren wasn't paid to cover
Speaker 1: the funeral, and the funeral was all over the trailer.
Speaker 1: It was the big teaser, the reunion between she and I.
Speaker 1: It added a lot of angst and a lot of
Speaker 1: anger with her towards me because I never knew that
Speaker 1: she didn't know I was coming. I was told she
Speaker 1: had asked for us to come, She had had a
Speaker 1: former friend or a friend assistant talked to Bravo about it,
Speaker 1: but they never confirmed. They never set anything up, They
Speaker 1: never gave a time, They never got it cleared, which
Speaker 1: is why no one's inside or even near inside, which
Speaker 1: is why Jill's and no makeup and has no microphone on.
Speaker 1: It was a full fledged ambush. So Denise Richards thinks
Speaker 1: she's going to one lunch and doesn't play chess and
Speaker 1: think five steps ahead that they're going to market that
Speaker 1: every super tease, every trailer, People, magazine, all of it,
Speaker 1: all for free, mention it all. Brandy Glanville posted something
Speaker 1: because a text, a textual exchange between her and a
Speaker 1: therapist who reached out to Brandy like, hey, over here
Speaker 1: in case you want talk, and Brandy was like, excuse me,
Speaker 1: Like they were acting like it had been a practice
Speaker 1: in you know, that's been going on for decades, you know,
Speaker 1: since the Dinosaur era, housewives have had an in house
Speaker 1: therapist to talk to if they have something they want
Speaker 1: to work through, lall lalls. As Paul will say, Brandy
Speaker 1: was like, excuse me, wrong number? Who is this? Like
Speaker 1: we've never had a therapist. And she's smart enough to
Speaker 1: know that, Like that's Bravo trying to like deconstruct and
Speaker 1: Monday Morning quarterback therapist. Try to plug a therapist back
Speaker 1: into sixteen years of reality TV that never happened, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm sorry, this is the wrong number. We've
Speaker 1: never had a therapist. A lot of talk about Tyler
Speaker 1: Cameron and the questions Andy asked him on Watch What
Speaker 1: Happens Live, many people coming into my messages on Instagram
Speaker 1: saying that he was sort of objectified and talking about
Speaker 1: him as if he were like the gardener on Desperate Housewives,
Speaker 1: that moms wanted to sleep with him, and should he
Speaker 1: take his shirt off, and like all these really intelligent
Speaker 1: breaking news questions that a lot of people had a
Speaker 1: problem with because I think me mentioning that watch What
Speaker 1: Happens Live is basically the vortex and command central for
Speaker 1: women trashing other women and people being objectified and demoralized.
Speaker 1: While Andy stays clean, he makes other people answer embarrassing questions,
Speaker 1: and then there's shady whales and shady boots, and so
Speaker 1: many people have come into my messages talking about fake,
Speaker 1: fake questions, that they've been in the audience and they've
Speaker 1: been callers, and that callers have their questions vetted and produced,
Speaker 1: so the caller will have a question, but like it'll
Speaker 1: sort of be changed into another question that's been planted.
Speaker 1: And the Bravo PR machine has responded to my daughter
Speaker 1: feeling like I was bullied when I was on his show,
Speaker 1: and they say that the show is for people twenty
Speaker 1: one and over is inside that room because people are drinking,
Speaker 1: but they have the television with the live show for
Speaker 1: people's glam teams and people's kids that's in the green room.
Speaker 1: And my daughter, whether she was backstage or at the house,
Speaker 1: would have said he was bullying you. They made a
Speaker 1: statement saying that the show isn't catering to thirteen year olds,
Speaker 1: which yeah, it's not, but I still have a child
Speaker 1: who did watch it, and whether at home or in
Speaker 1: France or on her computer or on a clip on
Speaker 1: Instagram or TikTok, Brynn would have said, they gang up
Speaker 1: on you and they bully you. It doesn't matter where
Speaker 1: it was, like, I don't know if it's Mickey Mouse
Speaker 1: or fucking Donald Duck who's handling Bravo pr but like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do better than that. They're two
Speaker 1: big smoking guns with its. Six months ago, I was
Speaker 1: trying to be on watching What Happens Life to promote
Speaker 1: Forever Young Wine Thank You, which yeah, okay, And actually
Speaker 1: they declined because they can only hawk liquor brands that
Speaker 1: they're paid to hawk, like Fresciela or whatever Andy's hawking.
Speaker 1: They won't hawk my brand even though I was on
Speaker 1: the show for you. So that's why I didn't do
Speaker 1: Forever Young six months ago as a bartender, thank God,
Speaker 1: because I would have aged like bad milk. And they
Speaker 1: answered the Brian question by saying that the show is
Speaker 1: not for thirteen year olds. Yeah, I realized that, and
Speaker 1: Sesame Street isn't for twenty one year Olds, but we
Speaker 1: still can watch it.