1 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: So if I tell you, I got fifty messages today 2 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: on my Instagram showing me this clip and I thought 3 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: that it had to be an old clip and I 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: couldn't figure out why. So I have a clip here 5 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: that is a shady whale. I don't know what that means. 6 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,519 Speaker 1: But the moms have now come out. Now here's what's 7 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 1: going on Andy Cohen's show. I think it's more of 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: like a promotional vehicle than a success driver. From a 9 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: rating standpoint, it's a couple hundred thousand viewers, fewer than 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: Real Housewives in New York, which can get like four 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: hundred to five hundred, but usually in the high hundreds, 12 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,919 Speaker 1: and now I think it's in like the low hundreds. 13 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: So the base for that show is the moms. You 14 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: know a lot of Karen's, a lot of moms like 15 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: the women that are you know in my messages and 16 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: that that basically buy the washing machines, that buy the 17 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts coffee. That it's my people. These are my people. 18 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: These are my women, like you know, and they will 19 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: stay with you. I am doing a new business, which 20 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 1: is a new shopping app. And the people on the board, 21 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 1: who are very smart, very smart board of people from 22 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: major retailers. They were talking about first launching to twenty 23 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: five to thirty year olds, not forever, but first, I 24 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: go absolutely not. You cannot fuck around and not have 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: my moms. You can't have. You have to have like 26 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: the eighteen to forty nine, the thirty five to fifty five, 27 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: like we need my moms. Like moms are forgiving. You 28 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: make a mistake, they'll get mad at you, they'll troll you, 29 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: but they will come back to you. The young kids 30 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: twenty five, eighteen thirty five, like they're gonna they're gonna 31 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 1: bolt the minute you do something. Like the moms are 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: fucking warriors. Okay, my moms are my people. So all 33 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: my moms came into my comments today and some of 34 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: my moms have been angry at me, angry at things 35 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: that I've said. It could be about Megan Markle, it 36 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 1: could be about Donald Trump, it could be whatever. But 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: we have a conversation. We have a conversation. I explain 38 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: things I go. I feel the need to explain. I 39 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: feel the need to double down. I felt the need 40 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: to do my Instagram post, my manifesto. They want an explanation. 41 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: They're holding you to task. I can't just say something 42 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: walk away and think I'm gonna convince them. My moms 43 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: are an army and they will fucking hold you, and 44 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: their lawyers, their private investigators, they will hold you to it. 45 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: They have receipts they want to know. But you said 46 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,399 Speaker 1: that on June ninety ninth. What did you mean You've 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: got to keep you side of the street clean. Well, 48 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: my moms came in and they all sent me this 49 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,399 Speaker 1: shady whale video. I woke up to, like all these 50 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: shady whale videos. So I see this shady whale on 51 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Live. It's like a whale character. And 52 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: this is a question to Heather. I think it looks 53 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: like Jenny McCarthy's on with Heathery. She looked amazing, shitd 54 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: have Bob haircart. I think Jenny MacCarthy's probably promoting the 55 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,519 Speaker 1: masked singer. Heather's promoting Orange County Housewives. We gotta hawk 56 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: our wares, been there done that Six months ago. I 57 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: was doing that, which we'll get to that in a minute, 58 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: because that was Andy's big smoking gun Watch What Happens Live? 59 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: Wrote Oh Bethany six months ago pitched us to be 60 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: on to be on for her Wine. Yeah, my publicist 61 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: pitched to be on the Wine and a bunch of 62 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: different shows. Yes they did. I said what I said. So, 63 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: so the Shady Whale asks this question to Heather Dubro 64 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,359 Speaker 1: because Heather Dubrow just sold her house and they said 65 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: it was the most expensive house ever sold in Orange County. 66 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: I think it was like fifty million or one hundred million. 67 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: I think it was fifty something million, A lot of money. 68 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 1: This is a question that the Shady Whale asks Heather Dubro, 69 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: whose house on your show would get the least money 70 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: if sold? Like, whose house would go you know, Garner 71 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: the least money. Jenny mccarth I think it was Jenny McCarthy. 72 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: I couldn't see it was like on my phone, so 73 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: I'm just watching a video. I think it was Jennie 74 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: McCarthy goes, oh my god, and Andy as if these 75 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: questions aren't produced, like the whale, Oh did the whale? 76 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: Did the animated whale come up with a question? I mean, 77 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: and just by the way, last night, so many people 78 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: message me and email my publicist about what I previously 79 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: said about how the questions are planted. How like that 80 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: girl from the New York Housewives said I was the 81 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: most overrated housewives and maybe I am who cares? But 82 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: she didn't say that on her own it was produced, 83 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: and I'm sure now they'll call her to make her 84 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: make a public statement that it wasn't produced. But the 85 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: shady whale asks Heather who whose house would get the 86 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: least money. Jenny McCarthy is like, oh my god. Andy 87 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: Cohen can't believe what the animated whale said. That animated 88 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: whale thought of that all by himself and instead, and 89 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: Heather doesn't want to answer the question because she thinks 90 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: it's me, and she says it's mean she's a woman 91 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: on a show called The Real house Wives in twenty 92 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: twenty three, saying that's me, and Andy of course answers the question. 93 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: He thinks it would be Gina. This girl Gina on 94 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: the show. Gina's not on the show. To defend herself, 95 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: she posts a video responding that that was like me 96 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: and saying that there are six women on the show 97 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: and only four of them own their own homes, of 98 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: one one of whom is her And I don't know 99 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: how old she is, but I didn't probably own a 100 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: place in my late thirties if that's how old she is, 101 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: but who cares anyway. And then she says she's the 102 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: youngest because they're all twenty years older. So she's defending 103 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 1: her home. Now, let's just do this. What if your 104 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: kids were at school and someone said Mary has the 105 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: worst house of all of us. My child's school would 106 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: would suspend the kid, maybe expel them, like the big 107 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 1: trouble that would happen if one kid said that somebody 108 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: else had the ugliest or the poorest or the dirtiest house, 109 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: Like that's children on the school yard. This is a show, 110 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: like Andy, I owe you an edible arrangement every day. 111 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: I should send you a fruit basket every day. You 112 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: prove me right. You're making this so easy. I wish 113 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: we were in a court of law. Like I said, 114 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: you were playing checkers, and I'm playing complicated chess. I 115 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: don't know. I think you're playing checkers. I think you're 116 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: fucking playing marbles, like literally playing Mark. You're asking someone 117 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: who has the shittiest house on your show to grown 118 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: women in their fifties at forties, what the heck that? 119 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: Literally my phone blew up this morning. It's fucking whale 120 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: and comments and this is literally what Laura dot Quervo 121 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: five eighty seven said. This is the stuff Bethanie is 122 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: talking about. I like it or not. Then another woman, 123 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: chef Fecilia exactly heart like they're all talking. I'm starting 124 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: to see Andy in a new light. He is messier 125 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 1: than all the housewives. I love how direct you are 126 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: in this video without throwing shade. You just told him 127 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: the fact, straight up polite. They're talking to Gina. He 128 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,160 Speaker 1: wouldn't own anything without all of you being on his franchise. 129 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: They're fucking they're fucking doing his work for him. He's 130 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 1: using Watch Rappin's Life to ask which Real Housewives of 131 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: Orange County has the cheapest least valued home on today's market? 132 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: Are you serious? What does he want women on his 133 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: franchise to buy a home that they can't afford? Because 134 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 1: that makes great headlines, great point. Well, you know what 135 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: the alternative is. You're gonna be made fun of on 136 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: the school yard for having a shitty house, So why 137 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: not fucking wrap up your credit card, hope that you'll 138 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: curse someone out badly enough on this show for ratings, 139 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: and maybe you can pay off your credit card and 140 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: maybe you won't have to go to jail for fraud. 141 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: But this fucking show and this franchise perpetuates an environment 142 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: where you'll do anything to appear rich, because if you don't, 143 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: a shady whale is gonna ask you why you're the 144 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: poorest fucking housewife. Basket on the way, Andy co an 145 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: edible arrangement fresh every day. I can't afford it. I 146 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: never played that game. I showed my ikea apartment. Luanna 147 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: made fun of me for having a skinny girl shrink 148 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 1: wrapped car. I'll never forget it because I couldn't afford 149 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,960 Speaker 1: a real car. I was not I had no money 150 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: until I did. But this environment not only perpetuates abuse 151 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: of women to each other, it perpetuates somebody getting made 152 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 1: fun of if they don't have as much, or somebody 153 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: being glorified if they put their burke in right in 154 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: the camera shot. Put that fucking burk in right in 155 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: the eye of the camera. Buy a big house you 156 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 1: can't afford. You buy a big house you can't afford. 157 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: It's better than the alternative. The audience is gonna think 158 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: you're rich, and I will say it. Ninety nine point 159 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: nine percent of the housewives do not have what the 160 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: show shows they have. Why was Nannie saying rich bitch 161 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 1: to keep up with everybody else? Why was Charat and 162 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: Chateau Charat that never got built to keep up with 163 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: everybody else? But the shady whale is gonna come make 164 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 1: funny you if you're poor, so you might as well 165 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,679 Speaker 1: fucking defraud everybody so you can appear rich. You guys 166 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: created this fucking environment. I was in the center. I 167 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 1: can honestly say I never pretended I had a goddamn 168 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 1: dollar that I didn't. Can you imagine how degrading to 169 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,559 Speaker 1: be mocked for what your house looks like? People want 170 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: to feel house proud. I haven't seen the show. I 171 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,199 Speaker 1: haven't seen her house, but I'm sure Gina wants to 172 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: feel house proud. She owns it, she bought it with 173 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: her own fucking money. It's not easy to buy a house. 174 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,320 Speaker 1: I had brind three years. I was in my forties 175 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 1: before I bought a house. The first thing I ever 176 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: bought my whole life was my apartment in Tribeca. I 177 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: was like forty one. I was scared. I bought it 178 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 1: my own fucking money. I had no money up until then. 179 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: I always rented. What the hell would it mean to 180 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: buy something in my forties? And it's so funny because 181 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: every day I read like I respond to things that 182 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: I've said in the media because Page six is smart 183 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,199 Speaker 1: enough to write about it. Daily Mail smart enough to 184 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 1: write about it. And then you get the Bravo multi 185 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:33,480 Speaker 1: billion dollar company machine and their big response is, well, 186 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: Bethany was you know her team was pitching that she 187 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,559 Speaker 1: was on our show six months ago? Is that all 188 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: you got? We can fucking do this all day because 189 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 1: I got nothing to hide. I got nothing to hide. 190 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 1: The Beverly Hills trailer came out. It's great, it's juicy. Uh, 191 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 1: It's obviously the most successful show in the franchise. The 192 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: city itself is a character, so like Beverly Hills being 193 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: so bigger and larger than life and the money and 194 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: the shininess and the butt and like that's their marquis. 195 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: That is their flagship store. That is the ultimate realm 196 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: that they need to protect. Is the most successful vehicle 197 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 1: besides vander Pump Rules on that network. But it's a 198 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: better flagship store because it's like it's got this like 199 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,520 Speaker 1: depth and this institution that keeps growing and like that's 200 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 1: air Mez of the network, and so they came out 201 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,719 Speaker 1: with the trailer, which is looks really entertaining, but you're 202 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 1: watching some of the tricky editings. So I believe that 203 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: when Maurice and Kyle are talking about their situation, and 204 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: when Kyle says, well, something about like infidelity, and Maurice says, 205 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: I'm just glad it's you. I Maurice is not saying 206 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 1: that Kyle cheated. There's no way that Maurice is saying 207 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 1: that in a trailer, which is what the trailer is edited. 208 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 1: As Maurice is talking about I bet my life. They're 209 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: talking about an article, a piece of press, and so 210 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,959 Speaker 1: in the press it's reading like Kyle's having an affair 211 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: versus Maurice, who's been in the press, is having an affair. 212 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: And I believe that. I believe that Maurice is saying 213 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: at least or I'm glad it's you this time, like 214 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: meaning in the media for that. I just do not 215 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: believe that Kyle had a public affair that everybody found 216 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: out about. And it's not because I'm detecting Kyle, which 217 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,400 Speaker 1: i am, and I will never There are people that 218 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: I will never ever rat like I'm not a rat. 219 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: I will tell things that are my opinion in society, 220 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: like right now about what's going on and what's happening 221 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: with Andy, but there I will never no matter what happens, 222 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 1: you know, short of him suing me or they're being 223 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,440 Speaker 1: a legal subpoena. I don't share texts that I've had 224 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: with anyone. Could be Niini, could be Jill zen Iron 225 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: back in the day, could be Andy Cohen, could be 226 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: Kelly Ribb. I do not share texts, and I don't 227 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: share things that I've learned in a trusting environment. I 228 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: grew up Nannying Paris and Nicky Hilton like to we 229 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:18,200 Speaker 1: go into the ground. I'm not sharing anything that they 230 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't want people to know that you know that the 231 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,520 Speaker 1: Paris liked ferrets and that we went ice skating into 232 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 1: the mall. Like I would not share anything that went 233 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,199 Speaker 1: on with Paris or Nikki or Kathy Hilton or Lauren 234 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: Michaels or all of the people, or Jennifer Lopez or 235 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,720 Speaker 1: you know, I know a lot of people. I do 236 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,719 Speaker 1: not divulge secrets. That is just something that everybody knows 237 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: about me. Everybody knows that I am evaulved and I 238 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 1: have every secret and I don't share. I can share 239 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 1: my opinion, like I can say what I think of 240 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: a scene between Kyle and Lisavander Punt, but I will 241 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 1: not never share secrets. I will not divulge. Just it's 242 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: a code they take very seriously. I don't share things 243 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 1: that went on with like exes or you know, I 244 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: don't write songs talking about things that happen with x'es. 245 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 1: I just am very I have a code. So that's 246 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 1: how I feel about the Kyle and Maurice thing. I 247 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: will always pay them the respect that they deserve, and 248 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: I will always honor their family and their marriage and 249 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 1: the four kids and that I know, and it's just 250 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,640 Speaker 1: it's just where I come from on that, and even 251 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 1: being friends with Kathy and Kyle and knowing what's gone 252 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 1: on between them, same thing, like, do not cross that line. 253 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 1: So the Beverly Hills trailer is out. And I said 254 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 1: this to Jill Fritzo, a publicist that I share with 255 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: Denise Richards. And I love Denise Richards for being so 256 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 1: pure in Midwestern and like not cunning and savvy in 257 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 1: this way. Denise Richards, I predicted it. I heard that 258 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: she filmed, and I said to Jill, why would she film? 259 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 1: She's not being paid. And the thing is, even if 260 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: Denise was being paid for one seeing what she wasn't 261 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 1: you film one scene. They're vultures the production and Bravo 262 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 1: will market that one scene so the viewer and the 263 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:11,600 Speaker 1: press and every magazine will think that Denise Richards has 264 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 1: come back. This is the reason I would never go 265 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: back and shoot even a lunch, even five minutes, because 266 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: the trailer would contain me in it, and it would 267 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: have tricky and cute marketing, so the viewer would think 268 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,520 Speaker 1: the bee is back. And I would have been paid, 269 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: you know, one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to do 270 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 1: one lunch, which would sound like a lot to somebody 271 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: because it's one lunch. But they would market me as 272 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 1: if I had shot for four months, and it would 273 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 1: be free. And so Denise Richards gave them the cow, 274 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: gave them the milk, gave it all away for free, 275 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: and now she's in the trailer. And that's what happened 276 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 1: with Jill Zarn at the funeral, which I did not 277 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: know was an ambush. She was not miked, she did 278 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: not sign a release saying they could film the funeral. 279 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 1: They took a chance that she wasn't going to sue her, 280 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,560 Speaker 1: which she didn't, and Jill Zaren wasn't paid to cover 281 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 1: the funeral, and the funeral was all over the trailer. 282 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: It was the big teaser, the reunion between she and I. 283 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 1: It added a lot of angst and a lot of 284 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: anger with her towards me because I never knew that 285 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: she didn't know I was coming. I was told she 286 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: had asked for us to come, She had had a 287 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: former friend or a friend assistant talked to Bravo about it, 288 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: but they never confirmed. They never set anything up, They 289 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: never gave a time, They never got it cleared, which 290 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: is why no one's inside or even near inside, which 291 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 1: is why Jill's and no makeup and has no microphone on. 292 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: It was a full fledged ambush. So Denise Richards thinks 293 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 1: she's going to one lunch and doesn't play chess and 294 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 1: think five steps ahead that they're going to market that 295 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: every super tease, every trailer, People, magazine, all of it, 296 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 1: all for free, mention it all. Brandy Glanville posted something 297 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:56,720 Speaker 1: because a text, a textual exchange between her and a 298 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: therapist who reached out to Brandy like, hey, over here 299 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: in case you want talk, and Brandy was like, excuse me, 300 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: Like they were acting like it had been a practice 301 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 1: in you know, that's been going on for decades, you know, 302 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: since the Dinosaur era, housewives have had an in house 303 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 1: therapist to talk to if they have something they want 304 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 1: to work through, lall lalls. As Paul will say, Brandy 305 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: was like, excuse me, wrong number? Who is this? Like 306 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: we've never had a therapist. And she's smart enough to 307 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: know that, Like that's Bravo trying to like deconstruct and 308 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 1: Monday Morning quarterback therapist. Try to plug a therapist back 309 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: into sixteen years of reality TV that never happened, and 310 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,120 Speaker 1: she's like, I'm sorry, this is the wrong number. We've 311 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: never had a therapist. A lot of talk about Tyler 312 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: Cameron and the questions Andy asked him on Watch What 313 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,239 Speaker 1: Happens Live, many people coming into my messages on Instagram 314 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,080 Speaker 1: saying that he was sort of objectified and talking about 315 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 1: him as if he were like the gardener on Desperate Housewives, 316 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: that moms wanted to sleep with him, and should he 317 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: take his shirt off, and like all these really intelligent 318 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 1: breaking news questions that a lot of people had a 319 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 1: problem with because I think me mentioning that watch What 320 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,199 Speaker 1: Happens Live is basically the vortex and command central for 321 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:21,360 Speaker 1: women trashing other women and people being objectified and demoralized. 322 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 1: While Andy stays clean, he makes other people answer embarrassing questions, 323 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,919 Speaker 1: and then there's shady whales and shady boots, and so 324 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 1: many people have come into my messages talking about fake, 325 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,400 Speaker 1: fake questions, that they've been in the audience and they've 326 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 1: been callers, and that callers have their questions vetted and produced, 327 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,240 Speaker 1: so the caller will have a question, but like it'll 328 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: sort of be changed into another question that's been planted. 329 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 1: And the Bravo PR machine has responded to my daughter 330 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: feeling like I was bullied when I was on his show, 331 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,320 Speaker 1: and they say that the show is for people twenty 332 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:02,400 Speaker 1: one and over is inside that room because people are drinking, 333 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: but they have the television with the live show for 334 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 1: people's glam teams and people's kids that's in the green room. 335 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,959 Speaker 1: And my daughter, whether she was backstage or at the house, 336 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 1: would have said he was bullying you. They made a 337 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: statement saying that the show isn't catering to thirteen year olds, 338 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 1: which yeah, it's not, but I still have a child 339 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,200 Speaker 1: who did watch it, and whether at home or in 340 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,439 Speaker 1: France or on her computer or on a clip on 341 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 1: Instagram or TikTok, Brynn would have said, they gang up 342 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,320 Speaker 1: on you and they bully you. It doesn't matter where 343 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,159 Speaker 1: it was, like, I don't know if it's Mickey Mouse 344 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,439 Speaker 1: or fucking Donald Duck who's handling Bravo pr but like, 345 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do better than that. They're two 346 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 1: big smoking guns with its. Six months ago, I was 347 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 1: trying to be on watching What Happens Life to promote 348 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: Forever Young Wine Thank You, which yeah, okay, And actually 349 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 1: they declined because they can only hawk liquor brands that 350 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: they're paid to hawk, like Fresciela or whatever Andy's hawking. 351 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: They won't hawk my brand even though I was on 352 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,159 Speaker 1: the show for you. So that's why I didn't do 353 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: Forever Young six months ago as a bartender, thank God, 354 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: because I would have aged like bad milk. And they 355 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: answered the Brian question by saying that the show is 356 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,359 Speaker 1: not for thirteen year olds. Yeah, I realized that, and 357 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,439 Speaker 1: Sesame Street isn't for twenty one year Olds, but we 358 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,679 Speaker 1: still can watch it.