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Speaker 2: Am I the a hole?

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Speaker 3: Why you gotta take away David dog? What did Dave

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Speaker 3: put him down? Put him down? He's not going to

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Speaker 3: do it either. There's no dog you have it, only darkness.

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Speaker 2: No, not Dave the dog, Dave the.

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Speaker 1: Dog going straight to doggy a please.

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Speaker 3: I love how instead of calling it the dog Dave,

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Speaker 3: it's the day of the Dog.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, great, yeah, great name. Okay, So I found a dog,

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Speaker 1: Dave that had been abandoned at a dog park. I

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Speaker 1: waited with him until it was dark, and then took

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Speaker 1: owner or a rescue that would take him. He had

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Speaker 1: the next day, we couldn't find a microchip, and Bill

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Speaker 1: Gates had it again.

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Speaker 3: Rats.

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Speaker 1: You know about the Bill Gates thing.

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, he like put micro chips in everyone.

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Speaker 1: Right, yes, legit. Yeah, he was clearly someone's pet at

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Speaker 1: some point. He's neutered, housebroken, and very friendly. Reholming him

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Speaker 1: never really panned out now ever, turned up despite searching

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Speaker 1: My husband was annoyed at first, but it's been almost

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Speaker 1: two years now. My other dog has bonded with him.

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Speaker 1: I've fallen in love with him, and even my husband

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Speaker 1: has grudgingly accepted him as far as I'm concerned. Dave's

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Speaker 1: part of the family. Oh, it's a cute start to

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Speaker 2: It is cute.

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Speaker 1: My brother in law and his family relocated to our

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Speaker 1: He really bonded with Dave to the point where he

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Speaker 1: Dave is all he talks about, and he gets upset

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Speaker 1: but I guess there was a strong insinuation that would

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Speaker 2: Oh, excuse me, excuse.

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Speaker 1: Me, dude. The husband needs to grow up hair and

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Speaker 2: Oh man, this is what is going on over here.

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Speaker 1: My husband and I had a fight, and when the

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Speaker 1: He says, we can go to the shelter and get

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Speaker 1: Would you give the autistic kid his dream dog? Or

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, this is my dogs.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the autistic thing shouldn't be like used

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think so too. This is my dog.

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Speaker 3: I love this dog. I would be like, could you

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Speaker 1: And see some other people. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just like like, because if I'm that attached

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Speaker 1: That you have had it for two years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like my dog, Like I'm assuming from

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Speaker 1: And I also like, think about the dog too. The

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Speaker 2: It's not It's never enough.

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Speaker 1: It's never enough for you, never enough, okay at it? So,

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Speaker 1: my husband doesn't hate Dave. He still plays with him,

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Speaker 1: Dave reacts to my nephew the same way he reacts everyone.

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Speaker 1: He wags his tail and loves to take treats. But

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Speaker 2: There's other pups in the in.

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Speaker 1: Do you think John should continue putting down dogs?

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Speaker 2: Let me know if I should continue putting down dogs in.

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Speaker 1: The comments below the ale giving the dog to the nephew.

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Speaker 2: Come on? Put it in the comments below. We'll see

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Speaker 1: Susan Karen thought I was a teen mom, so she

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Speaker 2: I call the police. That's Rice getting the boys in

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Speaker 1: A hey, and then I'm gonna make you black and blue.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have all those regrets. Hey, Karen, what the

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Speaker 3: I hate you and you call me a salute? Well, hey,

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Speaker 3: bitch of Karen, you can taste my boot. I'm going

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Speaker 3: dirt worse. Goodbye, there we go. That is fucking fire.

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Speaker 1: We're getting there is all wet now, all right? This

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Speaker 1: here we go. There's about a ten and a half

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Speaker 2: Mama deserves a breaking it all.

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Speaker 1: Sit down with a bottle of wine, a little bubble

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Speaker 2: Let the mommy milkers out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fi off for that bubble butt bomb. You

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Speaker 1: know your mom got that booty swiggetty swooty. All right.

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Speaker 1: At the time this story happened, I was fifteen. It

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Speaker 1: was Wimbledon season. I have no idea what that means.

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Speaker 1: All right, it was Wimbledon season. Let me drink my

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Speaker 1: At one time America was England We're like funk.

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Speaker 3: That, So basically you're just hating on yourself idiots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy, America is like the cooler, cooler brother definitely

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Speaker 3: The UK is Carlton and where will Will Smith? That's

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Speaker 3: a very active description. Yeah it is, it is.

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Speaker 1: You got it, spot on on on good good, Goodmorrow.

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Speaker 2: Hello Governor. How's the queen? Chips and chips? Isn't it?

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Speaker 1: You want to go see the footy?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know that football? Football?

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Speaker 1: Football you want to see or footy is maybe Australian?

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Speaker 1: Do you see the football? You want to eat some

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Speaker 2: I put it in my my misarranged teeth.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen have you seen the Queen lately?

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Speaker 1: Let's just say those cheeks clapped and the little queen

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Speaker 1: royally clapped, royally clapped by a good chopping. Anyway, it

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming Wimbledon is the good old football or soccer

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Speaker 1: Is it tennis? What's Wimbledon? Yeah it's tennis. Okay, tennis?

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Speaker 2: When will you see these nuts? Uh?

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Speaker 1: No, that's it? Okay, Well we're gonna get to some

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Speaker 1: As we approached the park gate, this entitled mother who

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I'm not. But you know everyone knows

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Speaker 1: go punch of football. Yeah. I looked around, but there

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Speaker 5: Girls these days are such shrewd opening their legs to

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Speaker 5: anyone who asks who knocked up by well, I mean,

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Speaker 5: guess you don't freaking know your little dunny slip monkey.

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Speaker 1: I stared blankly at her for a minute, me, uh,

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Speaker 1: this is my little sister. Entitled mother rolled her eyes

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we had little sisters in my day too.

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Speaker 1: I love how like like I'm just getting more like

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Speaker 1: just wanted to get out of the situation. And title mother,

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Speaker 1: don't you dare go into the park and spread your

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Speaker 1: filthy diseases all over that.

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Speaker 2: Slip and slide.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want my son catching any of these diseases

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Speaker 1: Surely she'd leave me alone. When I was surrounded by

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Speaker 1: At this point a few parents noticed one mom, let's

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Speaker 1: call her f mum for friend mum. Yeah, I want

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Speaker 2: As a friend though, as a friend, Yeah yeah, this

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Speaker 1: Bro sprank who my mom and I often chatted with,

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Speaker 1: immediately stood up and rushed over, just as entitled mother

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Speaker 1: who are you grabbing a child?

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Speaker 2: Let her go?

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Speaker 1: Who are you, entitled mother? My dear freaking business friend. Mom,

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Speaker 1: Let her go, I'm calling the police. Entitled mother let

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Speaker 1: More parents started coming over to see what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Seeing she was outnumbered, Entitled mother eventually left, dragging her

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Speaker 1: like football, fish and chip whatever. English obscenities are.

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Speaker 4: Your bloody fool, you dastily custard, you loyal, you royal chip?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah you polished ted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you unpushed impossibly poorly poopy head.

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Speaker 1: Oh you are a royal poopy head, right. Friend, Mom

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Speaker 1: gave us a lyft home to make sure we were safe.

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Speaker 1: When I told my mom what happened, she was furious.

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Speaker 1: The audacity, dude, Like like who I go? Like, there's

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Speaker 1: so many assumptions that you have to make to go

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Speaker 1: from Like I see this girl. It's not even like

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Speaker 2: And it was like.

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Speaker 3: I've seen this one before, and you know, it's one

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Speaker 1: Like like I'm like, bro, you know how does those

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: So, like, as long as your son, it's fucking hopie,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine.

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Speaker 2: Nah.

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Speaker 3: She She also also you know what you know what

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, yeah, you know, it's it's too bad.

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Speaker 2: I just spread my disease to you.

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Speaker 1: Know, you just got herpes super herpes. You're welcome. My

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Speaker 3: I'm definitely doing If that ever happens to me, I'm

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Speaker 3: definitely doing that.

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Speaker 1: What given giving them super hippes, I'm giving Karen super herpes.

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Speaker 1: Give all Karen super hurries.

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Speaker 2: For the culture,