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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. I've got a

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Speaker 1: question for my co hosts. Do you believe in aliens? Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Every year more reports are coming out saying they could exist.

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Speaker 1: Now they probably do exist now the government's known the

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Speaker 1: whole time. Do they really look like a bunch of

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Speaker 1: tiny Shaquille O'Neals with baser guns on them? Well, one

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Speaker 1: guy swears he saw a UFO the other night, and

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Speaker 1: he actually filed an official report with the National UFO

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Speaker 1: Research sec. And we only know that because his sister

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Speaker 1: told us about it and all of the details that

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Speaker 1: went along with it. And probably the worst thing we

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Speaker 1: could do is use that information against him for a

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Speaker 1: prank call, which we did because we're bad people. And

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Speaker 1: when I say we, I mean all of us. So

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Speaker 1: even though I'm the one that did this, everyone in

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Speaker 1: this room shares the blame. The number. It's your probe

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Speaker 1: tap coming up right now. On the twenties. Hello, Stan Miller,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Stan. Who's this Well, let's classified information?

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Speaker 1: Wait classified. I'm calling from the National UFO Reporting Center.

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Speaker 1: We saw the form that you submitted regarding your recent encounter,

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Speaker 1: and we just asked some questions for you about it.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yep. You guys really follow off with

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Speaker 1: this stuff, both cases like yours. Absolutely. Man, Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: what what do you want to know? You said the

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Speaker 1: shape of the craft you witnessed was cigar shaped. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a sort of long and smooth, kind of

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Speaker 1: like a tube, like a kind of tampered down a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You got it. And you said the object

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Speaker 1: changed color. Do you remember what exact colors? In the beginning,

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Speaker 1: it sort of looks kind of like a glowing pinkish color,

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Speaker 1: and then it kind of morphed into like a red color. Okay. So,

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Speaker 1: and I see the location that you put down here,

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Speaker 1: and I did a quick search of what was happening

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Speaker 1: in your area at that time, and it turns out

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Speaker 1: you were within a fifteen mile radius of the Kamara

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Speaker 1: Penis Festival. What. Yeah, So it could have been that

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Speaker 1: you witnessed a rogue floating peace that had gotten loose

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Speaker 1: from festival grounds. Do you think that's possible? I know, um,

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Speaker 1: I mean you said it was what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: but no, you said yourself if it was cigar shaped,

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Speaker 1: you know, long tube and it changed from normal peace

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Speaker 1: to angry peace and color. Oh. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: this is all about. But this was a Ufoh it wasn't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well look look I checked with the Peace festival folks

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Speaker 1: and they said they're floating. Manhood balloons do make a

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Speaker 1: whirring noise sometimes, and your form says that you heard

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Speaker 1: a sound, yeah, I heard like a hummy. Yeah. They

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Speaker 1: have special ones called hummers. So I think that all

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Speaker 1: checks out of it. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: This was not a peace oh sure? And what time

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Speaker 1: of night did this happen? Like a round ten thirty

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Speaker 1: ten thirty okay, so it was colder and that would

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Speaker 1: explain the shrinkage. What are you talking about? Well, in

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Speaker 1: your description on the form you said it was about

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Speaker 1: twenty five feet or so in length, and most of

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Speaker 1: the peace balloons are thirty to thirty five. I think

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Speaker 1: you're it shrinks at nighttime. Would you please stop talking

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Speaker 1: about that? It was not that where are you falling

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Speaker 1: from again, the National UFO Reporting Center. Well, if you're

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Speaker 1: really from there, you are handling yourself very unprofessionally. I

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Speaker 1: saw a real UFO and you're going off about peace balloon.

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Speaker 1: If you're saying it was really a UFO and not

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Speaker 1: a peace balloon, yeah, I can confirm. We're just gonna

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Speaker 1: go down a checklist to make sure. Just answer yes

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Speaker 1: or no. First question, were any alien entity scene? No?

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Speaker 1: Did you experience missing time or any gaps in memory? No?

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Speaker 1: Did you accidentally get high and go to the peace festival? No? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I see you were sober at the festival. Then I've

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Speaker 1: never been there. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I've never don't be embarrassed, sir. We've all done drugs

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Speaker 1: before and gotten a little curious. I don't feel drug

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Speaker 1: Just before this call, I took some ambient with some scissor.

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Speaker 1: I could believe that because you sound high as a kite,

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Speaker 1: don't you mean hi as a giant floating piece. I'm

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Speaker 1: done here, Listen, I'm sorry. I want to believe your statement,

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Speaker 1: but the only thing I'm going to ask you to

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Speaker 1: do right now is for proof, and I need you

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Speaker 1: to unzip, okay, and examine yourself. Then before you hang up,

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Speaker 1: I do need to tell you. My name's actually jeff

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Speaker 1: from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, and

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Speaker 1: we're doing a prank phone call on you. What does

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Speaker 1: that change anything? What your sister Marie she reached out

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Speaker 1: to us. She said, you claim you saw a UFO

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Speaker 1: the other night and you sent in a form about

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Speaker 1: it to the National UFO Center, so she wanted to

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Speaker 1: screw with you. So this call is a joke. But

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Speaker 1: come on, did you really see something? Yes? I really

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Speaker 1: did see something because according to my sources, there was

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Speaker 1: a stone or at Penfest cutting the strings off their

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Speaker 1: giant inflatables, so I was assuming it was you. No.

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Speaker 1: As a parting gift for being such a good sport here, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to give you two free tickets to next

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Speaker 1: years Peace Festival to bring your sister. Okay, sounds great. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I were you, I wouldn't get the popsicles. Thank you. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning