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Speaker 1: Meg Ryan, Richard Gere, Michelle Viper, Rupert Grits.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like you think your songs are so great,

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Speaker 2: you can make fun of our song.

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Speaker 3: I chose this top the case.

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Speaker 4: But isn't it amazing how he comes here, come and

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Speaker 4: Sean this many years and from our years ended doing

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Speaker 4: this podcast, that the song still connects with the same

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Speaker 4: power as it did on its first hearing. Is that

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Speaker 4: incredible then, that the names still sit in the exact

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Speaker 4: same impactful spot as they did when we first crafted

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Speaker 4: the song by a text. And that's just a little

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Speaker 4: glimpse into how we put it. We just were We

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Speaker 4: were just texting pros and just like saying these different

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Speaker 4: names and being like, oh, yeah, that's yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is our process texting Yes, this.

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Speaker 3: Is so perfect. This is already perfect Sean.

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Speaker 2: It's like you were agree it's perfect. Agree, it's perfect.

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Speaker 5: The show is good.

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Speaker 3: It's like you were prepped.

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Speaker 4: The show rocks. People love the Julie episodes. Hello Julie,

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Speaker 4: Queen here and Hi Hayes Hi Sean, Hi, Kevin.

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Speaker 5: Hi, Julie was up.

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Speaker 4: And perfect is the enemy of the good, which means

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Speaker 4: that good is uh. We're gonna go like kick goods

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Speaker 4: ass because we are perfect, that we're goods enemy and

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Speaker 4: the show is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, and look out good and get and put

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Speaker 2: your ass protector on beating the ass.

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Speaker 1: Should we start from the beginning? Should we start from

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Speaker 1: the top? Should we just start from the top?

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Speaker 5: I don't clean break?

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Speaker 2: Oh where we're going? Okay?

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Speaker 3: This is going well, okay, good?

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Speaker 4: I think we would need to start we already did

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Speaker 4: start we already?

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Speaker 5: I don't think so, Julie.

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Speaker 4: How are you happy holidays?

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Speaker 5: Happy holidays? Do you do?

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Speaker 2: The boys? What a year? A peace?

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Speaker 5: Brother?

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Speaker 2: Peace?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm Richard Dixon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And Julie's and so people at home can't necessarily

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Speaker 2: see this. Julie has transformed her physical being in order

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Speaker 2: to do this impression. Well, it's an impression of you

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Speaker 2: doing an impression. Well yeah, you know, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what it is at this point, Like it's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: But she's doing this impression of this guy. I guess me,

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Speaker 2: you know. But she's saying, I'm Richard Nixon and he's.

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Speaker 3: Got two thumbs and a bad attitude.

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Speaker 4: Sean cle this guy, Julie, you were you were gonna

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Speaker 5: Maybe I'm Okay, hankah gelt, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what underneath's hat.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I was going to say. I was wondering,

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Speaker 4: is it bad to say that Julie was looking for

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Speaker 4: hanukkah gelt? But uh that that? Yes, that's what I was.

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Speaker 3: Gonna what's under your hat? Sean secrets.

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Speaker 2: I want to see what I want to see your head?

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Speaker 4: Oh, looking good, buddy, his hair has been looking great.

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Speaker 5: It looked good when it was really long.

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Speaker 3: Look terrific.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like, there's gonna be some COVID

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Speaker 1: but it looks terrific.

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Speaker 3: You look like a dapper Dan.

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Speaker 2: Thanks. Yeah, I have my hair cut. I got my

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Speaker 2: hair cut. I had a long hair, and I had

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Speaker 2: a big even a ponytail at one point Julie. And

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Speaker 2: put a date on it, Hayes, when do you think

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Speaker 2: that happened?

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Speaker 4: Well, it was when you were Sean has these like

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Speaker 4: it's like a very nice oil painting that has for December,

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Speaker 4: for October, has Jackie Lantern or September it has school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, back to school, no, but when it but it

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Speaker 2: is exciting when you first are going back to begind

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Speaker 2: the year and see, oh, am I in any classes

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Speaker 2: And that can be exciting. Now come around time when

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Speaker 2: it's uh, you know April, you go, I'm sick of

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Speaker 5: I had too many classes with Chef Kevin.

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Speaker 4: But so these the paintings very heavy, and when you

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Speaker 2: Really thick up and they've been painted over. Every year

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the school in September has had to be

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Speaker 3: Couple of Columbine.

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Speaker 5: At one point it was named Combine.

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Speaker 2: It was one of you is Dylan and which one

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Speaker 5: And I do not want to have this conversation with

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Speaker 5: you again. I do not want to do this theory.

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Speaker 4: I know who I think who is I think the

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Speaker 5: You don't.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, the paint the eleven paintings between January and November.

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Speaker 4: As John was flipping up to December, they smashed down

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Speaker 4: uh and crushed his his ponytail. So you were at

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Speaker 4: me when it happened. It was at the stroke of

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Speaker 2: The ponytail shattered into a million pieces. I was like

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Speaker 2: scraping it up off the floor, sweeping it up all night,

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Speaker 2: and I.

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Speaker 4: Tried to it was really sweet. Sean called me and

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Speaker 4: it was like, can you fix this for me? And

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Speaker 4: he was like tried to put it back together, and

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Speaker 2: Like could you could you fix it?

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Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, but I'll fix it.

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Speaker 5: And I took it and then I just got him

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Speaker 5: a new one. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He went into his workshop, but then I could hear

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Speaker 2: that he was just faking like doing like just hitting

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Speaker 2: And then he came out with a brand new one

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, hmmm, Julie, what what about you?

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Speaker 5: We're checking in with you. What.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm really glad Sean that you brought up the

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Speaker 1: notion of sitting next to your friends in school every year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have an announcement to share with you, and maybe

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Speaker 3: And this show early and go our separate ways.

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Speaker 2: But decided.

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Speaker 1: I decided, and by the way, I decided, and then

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Speaker 1: and then Sean, you came on the zoom and I

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Speaker 1: double decided.

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Speaker 3: I double decided.

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Speaker 5: Okay, she decided again.

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Speaker 3: Coming we all have our New Year's resolutions.

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Speaker 1: Mine is I'm going to stop trying to be friends

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Speaker 1: with you both.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, because I'm breaking my heart.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe you, liar, you feel me, Liar.

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Speaker 1: I have been trying to be your friends for the

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Speaker 1: entire duration of our relationship.

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Speaker 2: And I give up. I give up.

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Speaker 1: This is me throwing in the towel and I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, no, probably gonna be another dumpster fire

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Speaker 2: It probably is. Yeah, basically, it probably is. But I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna go and I can't have this on top of it,

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Speaker 2: that I have to be crying now because threw the

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Speaker 2: towel at me.

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Speaker 7: Show me, Show me why I shouldn't feel this way

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Speaker 7: because I try so hard, and then I try hard

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Speaker 7: not to try hard because I think, Oh, they're reacting.

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Speaker 2: To Oh, she's thirsty, she's thirsty.

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Speaker 5: Right, Okay, nobody said you were thirsty.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, I've tried both ways to be

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Speaker 1: friends with you, which is.

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Speaker 3: I'm a puppy.

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Speaker 5: I'm a puppy. Oh, I'm so glad you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a cat and not.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you're gonna respond to my text

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Speaker 1: food or not, but I'm probably gonna send you one anyway.

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Speaker 5: In a couple of.

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Speaker 2: Months, has it occurred to you, Julie, that your that

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Speaker 2: your experience is what being friends with us is, and

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Speaker 2: that you're already arrived at your destination, that being friends

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Speaker 2: with us is just sort of feeling like these guys heard,

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Speaker 2: it sucks, it hurts, and that that's always been the

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Speaker 2: case for everyone we're friends with. Kevin, I mean, you

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Speaker 2: could speak to this a little bit every day.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well we're talking. There's a stack, I wake.

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Speaker 5: Up a dog and I go to Better Cat every night.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I hear about your Bachelor screening parties.

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Speaker 2: I hear about that.

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Speaker 5: That must be tough.

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Speaker 1: You guys go to by the way, it must be

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Speaker 4: Now, you would like to be I guess teleconferenced into

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Speaker 4: those as would I'd like to be something?

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Speaker 2: You know what it is. I might just have to

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Speaker 2: convince myself that I don't like you, either of you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, good luck, we run. Would you the best of

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Speaker 5: luck on that front? You will need it? Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: I guess if you don't like us, you also don't

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Speaker 2: like Let's see funniness.

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Speaker 3: Funniness, he says, coolness.

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Speaker 2: Smartness, uh huh, A lot of kidousness, kindness, and having

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Speaker 2: talk about kindness, let's talk about kindness.

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Speaker 3: How have you been kind to me?

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Speaker 5: Kindness? Aberdeen?

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Speaker 1: How many texts must go unreturned before I give up

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Speaker 1: on the boys?

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Speaker 2: So Hayes's signature is that he doesn't return texts and

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Speaker 2: I have Actually it's actually contagious. Okay, so you're a

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Speaker 2: And I'm always so upset that Hayes hasn't returned my

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Speaker 2: I get one from him, and I.

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Speaker 4: I often misunderstand the point of a text. Sean will

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Speaker 4: send me a nice picture, sure, and I like a

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Speaker 4: like a video of his little son, and I will

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Speaker 4: have the most wonderful experience enjoying the video, and I'll

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Speaker 4: watch it and I'll just have a grand old time.

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Speaker 2: He sends you a beautiful photo of his beautiful.

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Speaker 5: And I enjoy it.

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Speaker 4: And I sort of thought that was the point for

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Speaker 4: me to enjoy the photo, but it was actually the

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Speaker 4: point was for me to do a heart on it.

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Speaker 5: Well, I have been upset.

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Speaker 2: I have been upset that there's no response whatsoever, or

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Speaker 2: that the response is like there's separate question about something else.

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Speaker 5: And it's just.

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Speaker 2: Because so often when you do text Hayes, what you

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Speaker 2: get is like nine weeks later, like, hey just saw this.

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Speaker 5: Do you still need sugar.

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Speaker 3: And each other?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This is I tried.

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Speaker 5: This is yet another unresponded to text.

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Speaker 1: Truly, I tried to change my name to Nythia. I thought,

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Speaker 4: Would you like me to get him for you? And

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Speaker 5: Now, Sean, you you deal with her for a second,

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Speaker 2: I heard and when I've sent Hayes videos of my son,

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Speaker 2: He could write, cute. When I send you nice things.

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Speaker 2: I am confident you're doing I'm not even confident you

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Speaker 2: No, you know what. I'll tell you. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: Save his life, save his entire life. Good kitty.

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Speaker 1: I get a text from a friend of mine saying, look.

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Speaker 2: And she says that they belong to a friend of yours.

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Speaker 5: Okay, who of yours? And then he goes name name

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Speaker 1: And I right back, I right back, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: And then I text you.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny that this, this person we both know

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Speaker 5: That's a separate conversation.

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Speaker 4: It's the sharing of the cat pictures for cloud a

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Speaker 2: This is Royal and Royal's got a tumor and Royal

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Speaker 4: Well? I definitely it is a conversation that we need

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Speaker 2: And you and can I just say what did I say?

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Speaker 2: You said when you texted me that you said, what

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Speaker 5: What's this?

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Speaker 2: And you said, I didn't say what is this? And

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Speaker 5: Yes, how do you know Hayes Sean ben having receipts.

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Speaker 3: Purple Haze, anyone ever call you that?

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Speaker 4: And this is why tough Julie to occasionally to establish

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Speaker 2: Let me grab my cat, let me hold on. Let

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Speaker 2: Is hold on?

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Speaker 3: Let me make my cat look injured?

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Speaker 5: It looks like it was you?

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Speaker 2: Was it friendly, Sean? Was that friendly? Sean? The text

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Speaker 5: Just tell me the text?

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Speaker 2: The text was? The text was nice. It was a

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Speaker 2: with with all I'm asking for from Hazes, which was

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Speaker 5: Pop? How then you say what is this?

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Speaker 2: I answered that I'm texting you know I'm going I'm

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Speaker 2: sending you I know you're passionate about basset hounds. I'm

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Speaker 5: I lived yere Sean.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was okay.

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Speaker 5: So what are we doing here? What are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: Look at this? Look at these incoming text from the

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Speaker 4: Basket Wow, big blues, big blues, Sean.

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Speaker 1: That makes me feel like there was thirty thousand feet chance.

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Speaker 3: That we would be friendlier.

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Speaker 1: I was so happy when you text me and I

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Speaker 2: Well, you followed up and said keep me updated daily,

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Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I know you don't believe that we

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Speaker 1: With the rock the front lines. You're the essential workers.

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Speaker 1: It must be nice to be so handsome, both of.

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Speaker 5: Nice that you don't careful.

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Speaker 3: You're freaking teether tooth in Seaun's.

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Speaker 5: Case, the one tooth.

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Speaker 2: You know what you see looking back at you.

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Speaker 1: Blondes and Bluis, Bluies and.

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Speaker 4: It must be nice, Julie speaking of merrors. If we

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Speaker 5: We we're very vulnerable and we like, you know, talk

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Speaker 2: Sean is just leaving? Are you leaving?

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Speaker 4: John's gonna I'll take it from here. I got it,

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Speaker 4: I got it, I got it. I'll take it. I'll

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Speaker 4: like I'll talk. I'll be talking to Julie and I'll say, like, Julie,

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Speaker 5: I don't really know like what I'm doing with my life.

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Speaker 4: And then you would start singing maybe like It's My

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Speaker 4: Life by bon Jovi or say life or something like it.

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Speaker 1: This is not me, this is this is you guys

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Speaker 1: around a street man and life cereal.

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Speaker 2: You go like, when life gives you lemons, make lemon

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Speaker 5: You like, and I'd go like, first movie.

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Speaker 2: First of all, First of all, it's a Prava movie.

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Speaker 5: You are, that's what you do.

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Speaker 2: Know, you're doing your own st You did it to me.

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Speaker 2: You're seeing things that you do in me, which to

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Speaker 3: A minute, we got something in common.

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Speaker 2: That's great, that's great. You know why we're in the pocket.

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Speaker 1: We can speak the same language when we're working.

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Speaker 2: Are we work friends?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Boy?

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Speaker 8: This?

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Speaker 5: Thank god?

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Speaker 2: I guess I am at my job right now. Tell

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Speaker 5: Wow, this is.

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Speaker 2: So challenging.

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Speaker 5: Easy. No, it's so easy to do.

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Speaker 4: Uh, Julie, you are a pioneer in this industry. And

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't had the confidence to even consider it yet,

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Speaker 5: You showed me that.

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Speaker 2: And she's got pipes and the kids got pipes, right,

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Speaker 3: I literally feel like I'm going to start to cry.

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Speaker 2: Joy. I feel like I'm being bullied.

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Speaker 5: Julie said, hype because we said it. You're what are

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're being mean.

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Speaker 1: What like you're saying things that are like kind of nice,

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Speaker 2: Julie, we're in the process of hosting our podcast. That

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Speaker 2: is us being sarcastic. But we love you and we

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Speaker 2: think that you're friends with us, and we think you're

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Speaker 5: We won't have anything to release. Dude. Yes, we cannot

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Speaker 2: It's the one thing Kevin said he can't edit out

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Speaker 2: it a hard of bess rule.

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Speaker 3: Let me try and make myself cry.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, no, no, no, please don't, I

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Speaker 2: Freaking show should be called sarcastic comment loading, because that's

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Speaker 3: I love shooting loads.

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Speaker 5: I'll say this, JUELI you want to compliment.

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Speaker 1: It's angry.

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Speaker 2: Why you're so angry?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you why I'm angry.

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Speaker 4: How many people have produced and created and starred in

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Speaker 4: find a place to put all your extra fingers? Uh,

453
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Speaker 4: because it's only it's only gonna be on a few fingers.

454
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Speaker 5: And please don't tell me where you are? And is

455
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 5: there an echo here?

456
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Speaker 4: Because I recall saying that to you in person at

457
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Speaker 4: one point.

458
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Speaker 5: So yeah, that's why I'm a little pissed.

459
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Speaker 1: Uh.

460
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 2: Oh, he's getting fired up. I don't like wasting mine

461
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 2: Now you pissed off my friend Hayes. And if I

462
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 2: see it again, Julie, you're gone. And you're gone too, Kevin.

463
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Speaker 3: I'm giving you both the silent treatment.

464
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 5: I'm losing job for him.

465
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 2: I'm pretending to be you. And I just got text

466
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Speaker 2: from Julie, said Julie. The text this is, this is this.

467
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 3: Is me as you getting a text from Julie.

468
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: This is this is what I say, that's what you do.

469
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Speaker 5: And she did choreo.

470
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Speaker 2: She actually brought going through our texts and I'm seeing

471
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Speaker 2: big blue here.

472
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Speaker 4: So let me tell you this is this is part

473
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Speaker 4: of the problem. I'll say this, your your strategy is fucked.

474
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 4: Like the way you have been pursuing this is like state.

475
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Speaker 2: What should I do?

476
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Speaker 3: Tell me how to be.

477
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Speaker 4: You cannot text both of us at the same time, Julie.

478
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 4: That gives like the other each of us will think

479
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Speaker 4: that the other one is going to respond.

480
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 2: I've got a separate text thread and and I'm.

481
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Speaker 4: Seeing and that one is one with with we're big Blue.

482
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 3: And I don't text separately.

483
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's maybe that's the issue.

484
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 4: Julie got me to text you individually when there's an

485
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Speaker 4: when there's something that would appeal primarily to me, like what, oh,

486
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 4: I don't know what like where, for example, if you

487
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Speaker 4: have a line on it.

488
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Speaker 5: Please Okay.

489
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: Well, so Hayes is getting handsome guy Diana stuff like

490
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: separately from me, I don't get it.

491
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 5: Wow, yeah, that's really mean.

492
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: It's mean you're you're both hot.

493
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Speaker 5: Jesus.

494
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: Let's move forward.

495
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Speaker 4: I do want to just relate the like the visual

496
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Speaker 4: aspect of this whole thing. Is this one being released, Kevin?

497
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Speaker 4: Is this our first one that is going to go

498
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Speaker 4: out as video?

499
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Speaker 5: Well, we're doing pro versions for videos. We're not releasing

500
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Speaker 5: main We're not releasing the main shows video.

501
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Speaker 3: My sticking around the pro version?

502
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 5: What do we do? We're super busy. H what is

503
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 5: there like a like a main feed? Uh?

504
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 4: Tax, what's what we like? We we can't just release.

505
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Speaker 5: The video for the main feed.

506
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 4: I was saying, because I was showing my cat earlier.

507
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Speaker 4: I think some there's some people out there that would

508
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Speaker 4: probably pay.

509
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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll take a screenshot.

510
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Speaker 3: We'll take a screenshot. Do you want to bring the

511
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Speaker 3: cat back? Kevin will do a screenshot.

512
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Speaker 4: I mean, the thing says recordings. I don't know what

513
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 4: if this is for? If not to say like, oh,

514
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: there's like a one eye cat on here. Some people

515
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 4: like they're into specific stuff.

516
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, you never know what some of these

517
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: sick freaks who listen to the show are gonna want.

518
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: Let's try, Julie crying might make us go freaking viral,

519
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 2: some of these freakazoids. I'm trying just be a little

520
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Speaker 2: meaner to me. So I'm all out takes empty on that.

521
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Speaker 3: So this is Christmas? What guys gonna do for the holidays?

522
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of just come down to Jimney.

523
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 5: I'm doing the charity charity live read for Georgia of

524
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Speaker 5: Eight Crazy Knights.

525
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Speaker 3: Tell me a little more about that. Speak on that, Hayes.

526
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 5: I'm the second night. Who is it?

527
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 4: It's me Walton Goggins and Rice the vampire Novelist.

528
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

529
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Speaker 2: I was excited that she was going to do it.

530
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 2: Leslie Odom Junior, Uh, Lizzie Kaplan's doing it right, Lizzie.

531
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Speaker 5: Lizzie will be there in Yes, Michael Patrick jan.

532
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 2: From the State is going to be in there. He's

533
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: directing it, I think, but he's also doing it.

534
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 5: The toilet paper bear.

535
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: Besides, oh that dirty Sun.

536
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: The dirty son is like dirty cottonal dog as well?

537
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 2: Am I wrong?

538
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 5: Yeah?

539
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 4: The cottonall Dog is doing a little thing. Uh an ent.

540
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Speaker 5: From the.

541
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Speaker 2: Ring walking trees, talking trees?

542
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Speaker 1: Is the cold open? Are we doing the cold open

543
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: because we missed it?

544
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 5: No, I'm a fan. I'm a fanink, I'm a fan.

545
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 5: I'm a fan of the I don't remember.

546
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Speaker 1: When you guys did an episode that was so disgusting

547
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: because you were eating salads and you had a Cuban

548
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: dressing that you said look like shampoo and you said

549
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Speaker 1: cuman has the word come in it?

550
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Speaker 3: Is that anything?

551
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: And I want to throw up just thinking of And

552
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Speaker 1: then there was crunching.

553
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 5: Eating a salad? Is beautiful.

554
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: That the earth has given us?

555
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: Yes, shampoo that you're saying is like come healthy? Is

556
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: that crunch brunch into the mic. The point is, I've

557
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: heard I'm a completionist. I'm a double h Friggin's Scoop

558
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: Troop fan. And the only way I know the only

559
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: by the way I hear Tom's like today says he

560
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: likes double thread.

561
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: I say, oh, that's nice to hear from you.

562
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 5: I love it. I love it.

563
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you, funny show.

564
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 4: I've I've been looking for so long. I'm saying, where's

565
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 4: my where's my Hollywood Handbook?

566
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: Where's well, you know, I feel the same way, where's

567
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: my Hayzen show? When I look at my phone and

568
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: I think, I love my friends.

569
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 4: I'm right here, we're right here. Are we doing this show?

570
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 4: We're talking right now?

571
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: Is there's something on that's fun?

572
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 3: It's live? Text you each other?

573
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 6: What?

574
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 3: No like Saturn Live every week?

575
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 2: How about this?

576
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: We watched Saturn Life together. We texted, Oh we go.

577
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: Davidson f Tw's a.

578
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 4: Huge jump from like just it's I have a normal

579
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Speaker 4: text conversations thirty.

580
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: Year time, eight thirty earily, you got your whatever, your kid,

581
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: your cat can pop an eye in or out. You

582
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: can say, I'll be at the vet Biden by midnight.

583
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Speaker 2: I also don't watch it.

584
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Speaker 5: W wow.

585
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: Days. Did you know this? I'd have to start a

586
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Speaker 2: whole new thing up.

587
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I tell him. I tell him most of what

588
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 5: happens than I do. He does. Yeah, I mean I'll watch.

589
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 2: Look if they do a stand parody where it's like

590
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Speaker 2: Dear Sanna, Like, yeah, I'll watch in that. If they

591
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: do Dear Sanna and it's like those songs Stan and

592
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: it's like these writing the letters and you're not getting

593
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Speaker 2: the toys back. Yeah, I about to watch that, and

594
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: then that's maybe once a season the real Eminem shows

595
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 2: up and you're like, who the fuck is that? And

596
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: then later they're like that was Eminem and you're.

597
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 5: Like it was. He's in a little video screw.

598
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: You know, he's doing the freakin' duras l Dad with

599
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: like you know, stipple sponged onto his fringing face, and

600
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that was Eminem.

601
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Speaker 2: Really okay, And he's not even doing raps. Rap God

602
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 2: himself isn't even rapping in there. You think he's a

603
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: rap god. Uh okay, Julia, your ignorance is showing the

604
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: man had a song called rap God where he rapped

605
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: so fast and for so long. Then it actually reinvented

606
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Speaker 2: the genre.

607
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 5: And made it.

608
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: It made everything old new again, just what we've been

609
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Speaker 2: trying to do with this episode.

610
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Speaker 5: How's that going for you?

611
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 2: Your tone is tells me that you think not that well,

612
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: but actually history will be the judge, just.

613
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Speaker 3: Another case of his story repute it.

614
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Speaker 4: Oh, the pipes have arrived, the pipes and also the like,

615
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 4: you know, trying to talk about something culture.

616
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: Oh, that's me, that's my thing.

617
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Speaker 1: I listened to every fucking episode piece and I hear

618
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Speaker 1: what you did?

619
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Speaker 5: Echo? What don't you like?

620
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: Like?

621
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Speaker 5: What do you?

622
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: What do you want from me?

623
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Speaker 3: You crazy girl?

624
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: I got married so I wouldn't have to deal with

625
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: women like you ever again?

626
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: Is that a song?

627
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 5: You know?

628
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 2: Do you remember the salad episode? Do you guys remember that?

629
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Speaker 5: You're going to? I remember? Yeah? I remember we did that.

630
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Speaker 5: You know.

631
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Speaker 2: I had a salad on my off episode as well.

632
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Speaker 2: It was a solid power hour, A masterclass. I salad

633
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Speaker 2: as well, so I get it mixed up up. Have

634
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Speaker 2: you listened to that masterclass? Yeah, Hollywood masterclass?

635
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 5: Oh well I have.

636
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 2: Well I'll have to.

637
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: Well, I'll have to because I'm going to be migrating

638
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: my uh subscription over from whatever I am to wherever

639
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: you guys are going in the new year.

640
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Speaker 5: M hmm. Yeah, okay, that's friendship. Now you're friends.

641
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Speaker 2: Thanks? Hey, hey, hey, let's be friends?

642
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 5: What that's what?

643
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Speaker 2: Am I going to be?

644
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 5: Cops?

645
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Speaker 3: Remember that movie?

646
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Speaker 1: Oh?

647
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Speaker 5: Geez, well I do remember that.

648
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

649
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Speaker 2: They worked the marketing campaign you did, h Yeah, that's right.

650
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Speaker 2: I did help write some of the videos that were

651
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Speaker 2: like Facebook videos or something, and I think hayes.

652
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Speaker 5: Man was evolved as well.

653
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were on the Fox Lot helping them shoot

654
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Speaker 2: funny vines with Uh, what's the girl's name? Who does

655
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Speaker 2: the vice? I think it was Britney Furlon.

656
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's.

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Speaker 2: Right, Britney Furlong Lee to you a.

658
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Speaker 4: Stent corrected, And I actually might have forgotten to invoice,

659
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Speaker 4: And then I actually might have come to them like

660
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Speaker 4: nine months later and asked if they could pay me

661
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Speaker 4: for my work, and they actually might have said.

662
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Speaker 5: No, let's be not.

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Speaker 2: They said, let's not, let's be not. Audience may have

664
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Speaker 2: said that as well.

665
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Speaker 5: Julie, Julie, Julie.

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Speaker 9: Julie, can you help us get on the Vulture list

667
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Speaker 9: for next ye Vulture List?

668
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Speaker 1: I don't think I have any more connections there.

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Speaker 2: I got no, we got no, not since and left

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Speaker 2: not since Tube.

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Speaker 1: And did you guys read that article about Tuban where

672
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Speaker 1: Malcolm Bladwell talked about like bringing out the Bible or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, glad about it.

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Speaker 2: He brought the Bible out And he freaking read the

675
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 2: quote and said, hmmm, so I guess the freaking Bible

676
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Speaker 2: is doing the is doing the decisions for the newspaper.

677
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Speaker 1: Now, why, Yeah, what kind of jeans do you guys

678
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Speaker 1: like to wear? Are you wearing jeans during the COVID

679
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: or are you.

680
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 5: On the sweatpans?

681
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 4: Julie, I can't. I'm just having trouble keeping it in

682
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 4: my head. You say you listen to every episode I

683
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 4: did talk about this more than anything else.

684
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 5: Don't constantly described the gens I wear.

685
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 2: Your dicks were too big at one point.

686
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 5: We don't talk about that stuff anymore, Julie. We don't

687
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 5: talk about and we actually never did.

688
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 2: You did, don't you? Don't you scrub the art that.

689
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 5: Was never part of the show? Go back and love?

690
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: Did I know about the fucking popcorn gallery? I know

691
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 2: about the mythology?

692
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 5: What are you talking about? I've never heard of this

693
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 5: that was never part of the show. Believe normally.

694
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I believe that you believe that this

695
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 4: is real?

696
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 3: So what kind of jeans do you guys like wear?

697
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 5: Raw?

698
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 2: Literally, my jeans are made out of like a ship sail.

699
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, they're so salvaged. We get it.

700
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: You're a wasp, You're like a You're like a hot

701
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: blonde from Connecticut.

702
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 5: I get it.

703
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, maybe he learned.

704
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 5: Actually remove my trying to talk about jeans.

705
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: I know about jeans and arian fuckers gens.

706
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 5: Jeans, Shally.

707
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 4: I just said I was doing a live re eat

708
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: of eight Crazy Nights for charity. Yeah, I am doing

709
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: the work, Julie. Yes, we just wanted to check in.

710
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 4: I guess we've done that frankly, but like we just

711
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,479
Speaker 4: wanted to see, like what, like, what's up? What's going

712
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 4: on you?

713
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,959
Speaker 2: I love you so much?

714
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 5: Okay, I say that.

715
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: It's we're for I don't know how to love you.

716
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it's you know, we'll try, like, we will

717
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: make this work, Julie, We'll figure this out. I think

718
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 4: we've come a really long way just in this episode.

719
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 2: I have a prediction, and it's that your text will

720
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 2: be responded to quicker and more thoroughly for the next

721
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 2: six or seven weeks.

722
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 5: Julie. Okay, really think about that.

723
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 2: The progress that we've made here before we inevitably fall

724
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: back into our old destructive patterns, and then we do

725
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: another episode that is complete insanity, and then we again

726
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: repeat this pattern. We're nothing if not our flaws, Julie.

727
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 8: New Year's resolutions anyone, Yeah, I'm gonna eat ten Hamburgers

728
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 8: in a row, chase, do a.

729
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 4: Figure out a new game. What about volleyball with a

730
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 4: tennis ball? The game is volleyball, but the ball is

731
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 4: not so heavy, and you play with a tennis ball

732
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,959
Speaker 4: like and then now it's about like speed and agility

733
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 4: and like touch and not just like who's like strong enough?

734
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 4: So yes, I can't hit the ball hard enough to

735
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 4: get over the net in volleyball.

736
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 5: The ball is too heavy. It's huge.

737
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: The thing's huge. I can't even freaking it kills too.

738
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 4: I can't hurt my finger to do it. But this

739
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 4: small ball, I think, oh I could. I can get

740
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 4: to that spot really fast and I go and then

741
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 4: not do it back over.

742
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 3: Your Do you do it with your nose like a puppy?

743
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 5: I could do that, Yes that I could boop it over.

744
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 5: He could boop. I could boop it. No, I believe it. Yeah,

745
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 5: we'd have to lower the net, but he could do it.

746
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: If I was cockity, I'd say, uh, I could pet

747
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: you like because it's Betty and then boop.

748
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

749
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: How those people have these free associatedations and you're like,

750
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: why aren't you?

751
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 2: Why do they do free associations? Those people do? Yeah, okay,

752
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: now you're trying it on.

753
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 3: Trying it on facade.

754
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 2: Don't mond if you do. You didn't ask me my.

755
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 4: Resolution, like Basher, Yeah, what's your Yeah, we know your resolution.

756
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 4: It's the entire premise of the show. You said it

757
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 4: was that you don't want to be friends with us anymore.

758
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 2: Now your resolution is not even try and be You

759
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 2: already went. Even though we rock, I thought.

760
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: We were at a different estidation. You're still in the journey.

761
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 5: I love you both. Okay.

762
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 3: My resolution in twenty twenty.

763
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 5: One is fuckless. Okay, I fucked too much, y'all.

764
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, so, yes, I knew this was going to

765
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 2: come out. I'm a Chaffin.

766
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm Jessica Chaffin baby, kind of like them references.

767
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 5: Asshole, here we go. Wow.

768
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: So that's a good resolution, and I hope it's really good.

769
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: I hope if it makes you feel better that you

770
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 2: hold yourself to it. I am also trying to get

771
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 2: Pete Davidson to rap over one of my beats. Oh,

772
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 2: same resolution as last year, just gonna roll it over

773
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: this time. Try to get that guy to spit some

774
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 2: of that hot fire over one of my beats. I

775
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: obviously everybody knows I've been making a lot of beats

776
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: in my garage, and that there's starting to be some

777
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: really cool layers and samples to them too. I sampled

778
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: Jumper by third I blind in this one beat and

779
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: then I sort of like just sat on his elophone

780
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: really hard and I looped that around so like it

781
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 2: sounds incredible, and I think if I could get him

782
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 2: wrapping over it all of a sudden, you know, the

783
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: show would be relevant again. We'd make a list next year.

784
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 2: He and Shallow May seem to have good chemistry, dude.

785
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: So I heard from like day one, Shallo May shows

786
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: up and he like he's meeting everyone, He's being nice

787
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 4: to everyone, but like he you know, after the initial

788
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 4: meet and greet, he goes into Pete's office just like

789
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 4: kind of quietly shuts the door behind him, and he's like.

790
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 5: This is it, Like it's it's you know, you know,

791
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 5: I know, like this it's it's for for this week,

792
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 5: it's this is it.

793
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 2: I heard an extra piece of that story, which is

794
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 2: actually it's sort of the same story, but Timothy sort

795
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: of you know, half knocked like leaned in the leaned

796
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 2: into the doorway and he went shall I and Pete

797
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: said you may, and they you know, and they both

798
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: cracked up, laughing, rolling on the ground because it is

799
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: close to the man's last name and that from then

800
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: on it was just they were simpatico.

801
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 3: I'm going to.

802
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 2: Text you guys both and see how fast it takes

803
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 2: for you. Julie, we are you might get a surprise.

804
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: You've gotten to texts for me that have gone un

805
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 2: answered during the show. Hayes, Hi, guys, how do you

806
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 2: feel How do you feel about I've sent you to

807
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: texts during the show and you haven't even.

808
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 5: Don't even mention, Oh.

809
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 2: Look at these cuties.

810
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 3: John wrote back, you did?

811
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 5: I just wrote.

812
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: Okay, So I wrote hi guys, and Sean wrote huh,

813
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: And then Hayes said I'm at work, and he didn't

814
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: even have the courtesy to put a punctuation mark. I am.

815
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 5: I am at work.

816
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a selfie and see how you guys

817
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: like that?

818
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 5: What you just keep doing different?

819
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 6: Super Bowl selfie, this, Super Bowl selfie, and just Super

820
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 6: Bowl selfie right before the holidays.

821
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: Remember the Super Bowl when like Shakira and Jal were

822
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: shaking their booties and people are like, this won't do.

823
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 3: And then COVID happened and people were like, that doesn't matter.

824
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 4: Mm people consider it was competing for the early headlines

825
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 4: with COVID for a minute, And actually, I think is

826
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 4: a big reason why we were sort of uhha with

827
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 4: our pants down to use the words that they'd understand.

828
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 5: But how well these gen some of these jeans are

829
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 5: these days.

830
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: Why don't you get a nice sail from an old

831
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,280
Speaker 2: sailboat diet blue. Wrap it around your waist up around

832
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 2: near your belly button. You know, since you together with

833
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: some clothes pins, now you got some rass salvage dnim

834
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: that actually looks good, is functional, keeps you safe and

835
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 2: covers up your body. Let's play.

836
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: Remember this happened before COVID this year. Slash. This was

837
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 3: on my twenty twenty Bingo card.

838
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 5: Okay, this is a game I would like to play.

839
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 2: My twenty twenty Bengo card is basically nude right now,

840
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: there's no little blocks marked off.

841
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 3: Hold on, you guys are both sending me. I think

842
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: they're gifts.

843
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 2: You're both sending me justin timberly gifts.

844
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 5: Is that how you remind me?

845
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 3: Is that supposed to remind me that you guys are

846
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 3: both blonde and like, have your pick of.

847
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: All the ladies in Hollywood Land.

848
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 3: So remember what happened before COVID this year, I do

849
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 3: parasite one.

850
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, did we ever remember this happened? Mm hmm, okay,

851
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 5: Paris I got.

852
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: I got another text from Sean. I hope it's a

853
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 3: gift Andy Safercan, just like with their the holiday season.

854
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 3: I Tube can play at this game.

855
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 5: No, we can't actually do this right now. We have

856
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 5: we're going on wait like we're not.

857
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 4: I feel like you're worried, Julie that what this is over,

858
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 4: we'll just disappear on you again.

859
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 5: And we won't do that. We are ready to do

860
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 5: the work, but we cannot be texting right now.

861
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 3: This was on my twenty twenty Bengo card. Trump Trump passes.

862
00:45:53,320 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 5: The shower law. That's like showers should be a better Yeah,

863
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 5: that's right.

864
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: What didn't he say that he asked a flushes toilet

865
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifteen times And that's.

866
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 5: Just the key.

867
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 4: This is tough because I actually feel like I almost

868
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 4: have to go because earlier I was talking to Jesse

869
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 4: David Fox and he was asking me if I thought

870
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 4: Trump had been good for comedy or not. And after that,

871
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 4: I actually do feel like I need to potentially call

872
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 4: him to change my answer.

873
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 2: Let's leave all this drama in twenty twenty. Okay, right,

874
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: what do we say?

875
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 5: I love you? I love you too? You do?

876
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: Are you in love with me?

877
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: Remember merch from the show. We didn't do that on

878
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: this show actually, but I'll say it's a.

879
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 3: More fun when I was with ioh.

880
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 2: Fun with that.

881
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 5: I wasn't even there. Yeah, that was just us. No,

882
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 5: it was about the same. Okay, So we leave it here.

883
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 4: We continue in this very toxic place for another two weeks, right,

884
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 4: and we just absolutely wallow around in this this unhealthy dynamic,

885
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 4: and then we'll get back.

886
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 2: We'll be vaccinated against the bad vibes.

887
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 5: In the new year. We will.

888
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 4: I saw someone say if you are attracted to Pete Davidson, like,

889
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 4: don't worry about what's in the vaccine.

890
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 5: Wow.

891
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 4: And I just don't understand. I Like, I don't understand

892
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 4: the connection there, mm hmm, Like why would that make

893
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 4: any different? I mean, like, no, yeah, it seems like

894
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 4: a separate issue, totally unrelated to me.

895
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 2: Think it means you're like that kind of girl.

896
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 5: Okay, but that's suggesting that like that there's nasty stuff

897
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 5: in there?

898
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying in the vaccine?

899
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: Are they saying if you're not saying whether there's should

900
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 4: stuff or are they saying you should worry about it

901
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 4: if you're not attracted to Pete Davidson.

902
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, So everyone who's not attracted to Pete Davidson didn't

903
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: worry about what's in the vac supposed to be worried

904
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 2: now about what's in it.

905
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 4: That's crazy to me. That's bad messaging. And Fauci's saying this, Fauchi,

906
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 4: doctor Fauci said this.

907
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it when Fauci tweeted that at me.

908
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 5: You said, Fauci in an interesting way? Was that from something.

909
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: I like that?

910
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: That's oh good?

911
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 3: Kevin's back It was curiosity.

912
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that be.

913
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 4: Sad to be Kevin? Also, I won't even say also handsome?

914
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 4: Kevin's handsome. And he's right here listening to someone, this

915
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 4: extraordinary woman to other people on the show that they're handsome,

916
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 4: and that she wants to be only and that she wants.

917
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: To be only their friend only fans see.

918
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 5: And this is what I'm talking about, Julie. It's not

919
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 5: what do you get your draw wires shot all of

920
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 5: a sudden. What are you and your cat? How you

921
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 5: interact my face? Where you hear the last word that

922
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 5: was said and then you say something about it hard.

923
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: I knows.

924
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 3: The opposite of what you do.

925
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 5: I don't have that on my Hollywood hand. But bingo

926
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 5: card Sean. I'm just say I feel bad for Kevin's.

927
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 3: Just sitting there at the what's for dinner?

928
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 5: Do you know who's very good?

929
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 7: No?

930
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 2: I already know what's for dinner?

931
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 5: Dinneese, girled cheese. How do you girl it?

932
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: How do you girl the cheese? Hey, if you have

933
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 2: to ask, you can't afford it.

934
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 4: Kevin's good at texting Julie, so maybe it's like, hey,

935
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 4: I have this message for this is what we should

936
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 4: do is.

937
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 5: Link up the two people who you know.

938
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 2: Don't you pawn off?

939
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 3: He has you pawn me off?

940
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 5: I am just saying.

941
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's a good Frequently I don't like that.

942
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 3: I ask a guy to the problem, He goes, no,

943
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 3: But how about the janitor.

944
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 5: The janitor er can really dance.

945
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 1: Let's see, Kevin, what's your dance move? Seriously, if you're

946
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: on the dance floor, what do you do if you

947
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: have to like dance fast shoulders.

948
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 5: It's a fast song. It's a fast song. It's a

949
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 5: fast song. I'm all in the hips. The only body

950
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 5: part of mine that is moving are the hips.

951
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: And your feet are planted, No, they're very spread.

952
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh that's fun.

953
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: Bye,