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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Heday Mornings on that's twenties. Thank you for calling Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: This is Callie. How can I help you today? Hi Kelly,

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Speaker 1: my name is Dad and i'd like to speak to

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Speaker 1: the manager. Actually, I am the manager on duty today.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Oh, you're the manager

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Speaker 1: on duty today. I should say this. You're the cow

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Speaker 1: killer on duty today. Huh. I'm sorry what I said?

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Speaker 1: Hello cow killer. I'm I don't know what you were

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Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, I have nothing to do with killing cow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you have everything to do with it. Do you mean

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Speaker 1: to call Starbucks because I'm I'm sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Yes, I absolutely did to call Starbucks,

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Speaker 1: and I meant to talk to a cow killer today.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sad and I'm not sure if you're aware,

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Speaker 1: but PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has

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Speaker 1: been protesting your locations all across the country because you

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Speaker 1: won't lower the prices on your vegan options of milk.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to let you know that in three days,

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Speaker 1: unless you lower the prices, we will descend on your

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Speaker 1: location with a protest that will rock your world. I'm sad, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from pau. I do not appreciate that is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: I do not appreciate you insulting me or my staff

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Speaker 1: that it's not appropriate. There was no reason for you

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Speaker 1: to call us, and there's no reason for you to

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Speaker 1: threaten us. I'd appreciate you have any control over what

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Speaker 1: you do, and if you want to come in here

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Speaker 1: and super blue your hands to our cases, that's not

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Speaker 1: going to get anything done from your end. So again,

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Speaker 1: if you would like the corporate number, I can do that. Mmm.

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Speaker 1: You understand that those cows that you're murdering have lives

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Speaker 1: and heartbeats and souls, and that you understand that when

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Speaker 1: you get milk from a cow you don't have to

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Speaker 1: kill it first. I mean, do you have a basic

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Speaker 1: understanding of biology? Your immaturity. It's absolutely off base and

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to sit here and put up with it.

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Speaker 1: And if you do not hang up the phone now,

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Speaker 1: I will trace your call and I will get the

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Speaker 1: police to come and come after you. This is absolutely unfair.

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Speaker 1: This is harassment. Harassment, okay, like those innocent cows who

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Speaker 1: are walking around a field and then somebody rips on

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Speaker 1: the cows. You have absolutely no understanding of what happens

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Speaker 1: off selling alternative milks does not have any influence over

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Speaker 1: the giant bloated dairy and Cory and what they're doing.

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Speaker 1: You cannot be calling me. I've never even spoken to

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Speaker 1: a customer life that you are being so incretically irrational.

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Speaker 1: I had to go to the back room because you

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Speaker 1: are absolutely pushing my last nerve and I do not

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Speaker 1: need someone who has absolutely no understanding of how the

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Speaker 1: world works store and prating me and my staff and

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Speaker 1: anything that I have to say because they have absolutely

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Speaker 1: no understanding of the world. Okay, I'll have you know

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Speaker 1: that I upped the Auntie on that whole superglue yourself

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Speaker 1: to the counter thing that somebody actually did at a location,

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Speaker 1: and I have superglued myself to this phone that I'm on,

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Speaker 1: So good luck hanging up on me. What? Okay? You?

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Speaker 1: So you you superglued yourself to your own phone? Wow,

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Speaker 1: you are an idiot. You don't even understand how phones work.

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Speaker 1: All I have to do is hang up on this

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Speaker 1: send and not pay ever again because I've superglued super

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Speaker 1: glued to your phone. Oh wait, okay, so yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that means you could still hang up, and then

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Speaker 1: I'm just be super glued. Oh that was stupid. Yeah wow,

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Speaker 1: that was probably the stupidest thing that I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life. So I'm going to be hanging up.

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you that your boyfriend is on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Your boyfriend is on the phone. Your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: is on the phone. What this isn't actually how do

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Speaker 1: you know my boyfriend? This is actually Jewil from The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show doing a phone break on you and your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Max set you up. Oh my god, I got you.

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Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,

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Speaker 1: you just put me through like torture. Do you understand

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Speaker 1: I mean like I I like, I started getting loud,

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Speaker 1: Customers started looking at me. I had to go to

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Speaker 1: the back room, and still this person, you wouldn't stop

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