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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week trend edition

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Speaker 1: of a production of iHeart Radio Cook Crisp. Sorry, Brian,

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to max things out. My name is Jack.

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by mister Miles.

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Speaker 2: They changed that shit back in two thousand and five. Wow.

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Speaker 1: telling you some things we think is overrated underrated? Miles,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cut to when that shit completely misidentifies you as

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Speaker 1: From It's Over, even though there was a guy from

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to younger people who are like you

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Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, I mean twenty seven years ago, so when

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't place his accident because I really only

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Speaker 1: That is the one I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: just let him test drive a human body for the

433
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Speaker 1: first time, and like he'd seen someone sprint before, but

434
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Speaker 1: like you.

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Speaker 2: Know what he's when I watch it, and someone who's

436
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Speaker 2: been watching a lot of Paralympics and Olympics this summer,

437
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 2: like in terms of like sprinting, it looks like in

438
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Speaker 2: his mind he's doing he's running in slow motion, Like

439
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 2: he's seen people sprinting in slow motion and he's doing

440
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Speaker 2: that in like real time because he keeps slam I

441
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: mean his chin down, Like yes, he keeps doing like

442
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 2: this like headpeck thing, like to make it seem more intense.

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00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 2: And yeah, it's just so bad because it's so clear.

444
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 2: Carl Weathers is like, bro, this is jogging.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like kind of looking over at him like

446
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Speaker 1: is this motherfucker for real?

447
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: He's like, is he okay? I better slowed out? Let

448
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 2: this dude.

449
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Speaker 1: Crisis. He needs it. He needs the confidence booster. Rocky's

450
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: just like being a gas lit into thinking he's the

451
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Speaker 1: best fighter in the world. And then everything after that

452
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Speaker 1: when they jump into the waves to like celebrate, he

453
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Speaker 1: actually drowns and everything after that. He's just a dream

454
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Speaker 1: wish fulfillment.

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Speaker 2: Space of purgatory.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, to your point, I think I remember there

457
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Speaker 1: was they had a sprinter look at various movie running

458
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Speaker 1: styles to be like who is actually a good runner?

459
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Speaker 1: And Tom Cruise was deemed like pretty good but a

460
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Speaker 1: little too upright, But like the one who was like, yo,

461
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Speaker 1: what is that is he running? Was Sylvester Stallone.

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Speaker 2: I get that. Yeah, bro muscles, doesn't mean like you're

463
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Speaker 2: a graceful athlete, doesn't mean you've just lifted a bunch

464
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Speaker 2: of shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break. We'll come

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Speaker 1: back with some news and we're back. We're back, and

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Speaker 1: we are one day away from the debate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why could it have been on nine to eleven?

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Speaker 1: I mean, just and we just have like a nine

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Speaker 1: to eleven off of just like how much they aren't

471
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Speaker 1: forgetting it.

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Speaker 2: Because you imagine Trump just makes a bunch of off

473
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Speaker 2: color jokes. I never forget what I mean. You know,

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Speaker 2: I saw them cheering from across in New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: And now it's I have the tallest building in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: That's the one that he's on. Yeah, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: he saw something cheering in Jersey.

478
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like I saw I saw Arabs cheering in

479
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Speaker 2: New Jersey, saw people cheering in New Jerk.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, pulled into a radio show on the day

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Speaker 1: of nine to eleven and specifically said I now have

482
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Speaker 1: the tallest building in the island, which wasn't true. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately it's not on nine to eleven. It is on

484
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Speaker 1: nine ten, nineteen, and he is still complaining he's kind

485
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Speaker 1: of run out of like rules to complain about. So

486
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Speaker 1: now he's complaining that he doesn't want Harris to use

487
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Speaker 1: any boxes or artificial lifts, which he considers a form

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Speaker 1: of cheating, adding, you are who you are. It was determined.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was determined.

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Speaker 1: It was determined. You are who you are.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I will you want I mean a little are

492
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Speaker 2: we projecting much, sir?

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Speaker 1: Mister shoes, my shoes, my special.

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Speaker 2: Shoes, which many people pointed out, like we know, we

495
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 2: know you're you're doing, you're using some enhancements, sir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of pictures of him in his

497
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Speaker 1: shoes where his heel is like peeking out of the

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Speaker 1: top of the shoes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like anyone who like look at your

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Speaker 2: like your foot where the heel meets, like where your

501
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: achilles is, there's that little bump it kind of rounds out.

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Speaker 2: Usually you don't see that part out of your shoe,

503
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 2: whereas like this part you can clearly be like, oh, yeah,

504
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 2: look at his heel all up high and ship that shoes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and leans a lot we look at I mean,

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Speaker 1: first of all, like in the immediate aftermath of the

507
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Speaker 1: assassination attempt, like you said, he just kept asking for

508
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Speaker 1: his shoes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then do you think that ship was staged? Yeah,

510
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: shoes would have been fucking glued on.

511
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Speaker 1: That is the only thing I see now on social media.

512
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: I mean, like, is people just talking about how it

513
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: was staged, Like that's seems to be for.

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Speaker 2: What for his campaign to take a bigger l right,

515
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 2: that was so wild even if it was, I know,

516
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: at the time, people were like, oh, this is it.

517
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: He's going to have all the sympathy now and win,

518
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 2: and sadly like just you know, there was a mass

519
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 2: shooting again in Georgia last week. There's so many happening

520
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: that they truly at this point just get lost in

521
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 2: our news cycles. Yeah, for better or worse than Yeah,

522
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if he staged, but anyway,

523
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 2: the shoes wouldn't have blown off if it was staged.

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Speaker 1: And also in the aftermath of the U of the

525
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: assassination attempt, when he was talking about it, he kept

526
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: talking about like how you know they they came and

527
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: tagging me like linebackers and like my shoes, like talking

528
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: about how tight his shoes are on his feet, and

529
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Speaker 1: they still like knocked him out of them. Which is like, wait,

530
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: are you still just covering up for the fact that

531
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Speaker 1: you have left on him?

532
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: Might bring that shit up.

533
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Speaker 1: You just had a near death experience and you're just

534
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Speaker 1: like covered.

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Speaker 2: My shoes though, Okay, yeah, go on, but.

536
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: Anyways, you know, let let's go to the tail of

537
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: the tape like a boxing announcer. You know, he is

538
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: reportedly between six two and sixty three with his special

539
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: shoes on. I think most people who've seen him without

540
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: the special shoes on say he's more like five to eleven.

541
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: She is five four and a half, but with heels on,

542
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: her height reaches five seven and a half.

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Speaker 2: All right, coming in with a solid three inchiel. Okay,

544
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: we like that. He's got Yeah, terrible reach though he's

545
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: six foot his wing he got a five to three wingspan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like his arms aren't that. Also, like

547
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: the the lift thing also explains like his posture a

548
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: lot of the time, you know how he's like kind

549
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: of always leaning forward. Some people on social media have

550
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: like suggested that that. People say it's going on there.

551
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's I always see two competing theories on Twitter.

552
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: It's like either his cognitive decline throws his balance off

553
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: and that's why he leans forward, or it's his lifts,

554
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: and I can I see the case more literally for

555
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: the lifts that are have his heels off the ground,

556
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 2: which is already kind of slightly angled you to the front.

557
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: Not to say that this man isn't also melting from

558
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: the inside out in the right right.

559
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Speaker 1: And we will get to that. But he does stand

560
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: like he's wearing ski boots the whole time.

561
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's doing he's like mid ski jump, right,

562
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: like when he's mid air.

563
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: But candidate giving themselves extra height actually has a historic precedent,

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Speaker 1: a historical precedent. It's not that history. It's not so

565
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Speaker 1: important that it should be called historic. But I misspoke.

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00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: Ducaccas actually stood on a riser in nineteen eighty eight

567
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 1: while debating Bush. And then there was a famous SNL

568
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Speaker 1: sketch where John Lovett's playing Ducaccas like raises and lowers

569
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Speaker 1: himself at the podium. Yeah. Well, there's like a loud

570
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Speaker 1: hydraulic lift sound in the background that that feels like

571
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Speaker 1: one of those moments that like I know that more

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Speaker 1: than I know anything that actual Doucaucus did is the

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Speaker 1: oh that's all hydrogly Yeah, yeah, it's like the and

574
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: I can see Russia from my front porch is not

575
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: what she yeah, not what she actually said, but yeah, so,

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Speaker 1: I mean the reason people actually pay attention to this

577
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: is that research has showed that voters have a preference

578
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: for tall leaders, possibly due to a quote instinctive reasons

579
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: going back to caveman days, which really just goes to

580
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: show how stupid we all.

581
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,479
Speaker 2: Are doing this evolutionary psychology thing.

582
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I guess so that certainly seems to be.

583
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 2: The candidate would the bigger bust will also win because

584
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: it will show that they are able to nourish the nation,

585
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: Like okay, go back to cave man days.

586
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the taller candidate has only one fifty eight

587
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Speaker 1: percent of the time between seventeen eighty nine and two

588
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Speaker 1: thousand and eight. Although I feel like we should only

589
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Speaker 1: be paying attention to like after people knew what the

590
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: candidates looked like, right like they I mean, I guess

591
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: there were like drawings and newspapers or whatever, but like

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Speaker 1: right right, warrant.

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00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: They're never like all right, y'all, go back to back.

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00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: You know how we do this every presidential race? Yeah, yeah,

595
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: he barefoot? Barefoot?

596
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: If that was a thing like, please let me know,

597
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: that would be wild if they just if they did

598
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: have tail the car.

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00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: Set shoes off. Mister Andrew Jackson. This is a serious

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00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 2: presidential measurement.

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Speaker 1: I mean speaking of Andrew Jackson Lincoln, who a lot

602
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: of people have claimed was the greatest president ever before

603
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: Trump came along. But he exaggerated his height like he

604
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: was already tall, and then he wore a hat that

605
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: added like sixteen inches.

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00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: He said, check people, hit, I'm gonna put a fucking

607
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: ten gallon hat on or whatever that show was called.

608
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, stove pipe.

609
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what's that? Sun is cowboy hat?

610
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: And it's called that because you can use it to

611
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: scoop ten gallons of water, like one at a time

612
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: until it starts leaking. Is it doesn't actually contain ten gallons.

613
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 2: Right, and you're able to move ten gallons?

614
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

615
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, that's a that's a good ad.

616
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: I but yeah, I don't know, like I.

617
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 2: Would use a bucket myself.

618
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: But do you wear a bucket on your head?

619
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Speaker 2: Man? Hell?

620
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like buckethead of reference. Nobody is gonna get.

621
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 2: This is the Washed report.

622
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: This is the Wash Report. But I also like have

623
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Speaker 1: the same question about this debate that I had about

624
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: like was like with Lincoln, I'm sure the height thing

625
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: showed up because they used to wrestle each other to

626
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: see who can president back then, Like, dude, are we

627
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: going to have like a jump ball at the start

628
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: of the debate, Like wow, I feel they would.

629
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 2: Get washed even by five four Kamala. If Trump had

630
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 2: to jump be amazing, he probably break his ankle. Yeah,

631
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: he's like, ah, God, get too much air this. I mean,

632
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: I'm the debate, the prep seems non existent again. You

633
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: on Fox this morning they have people literally begging him

634
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 2: to not be racist. Seems to be the latest tactic,

635
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: which is I don't I don't know if that's good

636
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: because you know, they got Lawrence Jones, who's this black

637
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: guy who's been showing up more and more on Fox

638
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 2: like in the last year. He sat down with them

639
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 2: this morning and he was just sort of like, you know,

640
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: don't like Kamala, Harris, don't like Kamala like bait you

641
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 2: into being racist?

642
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: You know Like what, Yeah, that's the only way I

643
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: could see this guy being racist is if he.

644
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 2: Baited into it.

645
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

646
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just as it says, don't put voters

647
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 2: in that position where they have to choose between their

648
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: economic situation and feeling sympathetic or personal. He's a Trump

649
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: is a peculiar in a peculiar situation right now, because

650
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: when you look at the polling data amongst you know,

651
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 2: Latino's black voters, you see these gains happening, and there's

652
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: a case for all these people saying that they were

653
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: better off under his economy. You want to keep those

654
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: voters right there right Well, Kamala Harris is going to

655
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 2: try to what she's going to try to do is

656
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 2: get him into this race war right, to be vicious,

657
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 2: to attack her as a woman. And I love again

658
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: that they're like treating him like a wild animal who

659
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: knows nothing. And look what they're going to do to

660
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: the poor guy. They're gonna make him be himself up there,

661
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: Oh how awful.

662
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: Gonna let him say the things that he thinks. Yeah,

663
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's a very good call out

664
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: that a lot of this ship is just bullshit evolutionary

665
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: biology or evolutionary psychology shit where it's.

666
00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 2: Which I love. Yeah, Oh helly dude, the way that

667
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: shit blew my fucking mind. Yeah, And like I was

668
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 2: Oh my, I was so insufferable, like just regurgitating that

669
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 2: to like women on dates.

670
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: Well, you think about it, like we.

671
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 2: I'm not joking, I'm like, my, I'm dying inside even

672
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: thinking about how intellectual I thought I fucking was at

673
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: nineteen doing that shit. Oh yeah, oh oh my god,

674
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: Like I want to ask. I think I need to

675
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: stop the recording and go out a fucking cigarette, take

676
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: a shower. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck anyway,

677
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 2: Focus on Trump. Oh, so he's been doing like over

678
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: the weekend he was posting wild violent shit on truth

679
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: social like I'm gonna lock up all my fucking you know,

680
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 2: the people who try and cheat in this election again,

681
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: because I think the writings on the wall, at least

682
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: in their camp, which is like, you know, this might

683
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 2: look like an l So we need to figure out

684
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 2: how we're gonna steal, like we gotta we can't fuck

685
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 2: the steal up this time. And then at the end

686
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 2: of last week he had a string of just awful,

687
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 2: awful appearances, like to the point where you know, there's

688
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 2: been a lot of write ups there like why is

689
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 2: why isn't the media being like this guy is losing it?

690
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: Like in real time before our eyes, Like stop pretending

691
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 2: like what he's saying makes sense, Like he's it's all

692
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 2: word solid buffet. On Thursday, he went to the Economic

693
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: Club of New York, which is a group of like

694
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 2: economic walks, you know, people who fucking their whole life

695
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: is talking, yeah, talking about the details of economic policy.

696
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 2: These are the kinds of people who you cannot just

697
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 2: pull up to and go, well, you know, Kamala Harris,

698
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: the border, blah blah blah when they ask you. So

699
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: this is a question. He was asked directly at the

700
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 2: Economic Club of New York. And probably again you can

701
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: just tell by I started cringing when they were forming

702
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: the question because I could already see him, like Trump

703
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: ain't answering this, like in a way that makes sense.

704
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 2: This is him at the Economic Forum or Economic Club.

705
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 4: If you win in November, can you commit to prioritizing

706
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 4: legislation to make childcare affordable? And if so, what specific

707
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 4: piece of legislation will you advance?

708
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: Oh, my good, this is starting a feeling, Billie Madison.

709
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Speaker 1: And also that was a pretty straightforward question, but like

710
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: you're right that the feeling is.

711
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,959
Speaker 2: And what specific piece of legislation? Oh, no, you can't

712
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 2: answer that. My man's about to pull a fucking revolver

713
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 2: out like my boy did in the Billy Madison movie. Well,

714
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: I would do that.

715
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 5: And we're sitting down, you know, back from the top,

716
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 5: sitting down. You know, I was somebody we had said

717
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 5: in a Marco Rubio and my daughter Ivanka was so impactful

718
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 5: on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I

719
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 5: think when you talk about the kind of numbers that

720
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 5: I'm talking about, uh huh that because look, childcare is

721
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 5: childcare is uh huh. You know, there's something you have

722
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 5: to have it in this country. You have to have it.

723
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 5: But when you talk about those numbers compared to the

724
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 5: kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations.

725
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: There we go, and then he just nation to fucking tariffs,

726
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 2: talking about triffs. Wow, they're really great, and you know

727
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: you gotta have childcare, you gotta have it.

728
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 1: And but if you get the numbers, and yeah, in.

729
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: His mind he's like, yeah, these are you com they

730
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 2: love something like if you compare, then if you crunch

731
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: the numbers, all right, dude. Wow. So that was just

732
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: so rambling a non answer. People like, yikes, dude, this

733
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 2: is absolute nonsense. And then he continued this streak on Friday.

734
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: He had he just threw like a press conference because

735
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: he was to hear.

736
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: A press conference just through it.

737
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Speaker 2: That's how these things are, like the feel like well thought.

738
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 2: It's just like it's like a kickback where you're just

739
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 2: gonna hear this. You would be like, yo, I just

740
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 2: learned this track on guitar. You want to hear. So

741
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: he spoke because he had an appeals hear in Manhattan

742
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 2: over the sexual abuse case from Egene Carroll. Because he's

743
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 2: trying to throw He's like, they want a new trial

744
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: because there was inadmissible evidence either. Whatever. It's like nonsense,

745
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: and he comes out he starts in an attempt to

746
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 2: like bolster his case. He brought up allegations from another

747
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: woman named Jessica Leeds, who said Trump assaulted her on

748
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 2: an airplane in the late seventies. And this is again

749
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 2: how he's flanked by his lawyers. Alina Haba like through

750
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: this entire clip, she looks like she's trying to get

751
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 2: the fuck out. She's like, this guy is fucking everything

752
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: up right now. But anyway, this is him just being

753
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: because I think they're pointing to this woman as like

754
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: some reason why his doesn't matter, because just the way

755
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 2: it sounds, it sounds like an old guy who's just

756
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: shooting off weird, sordid memories in front of a microphone.

757
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 2: This is him is now.

758
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 5: There were two witnesses. As a woman who's followed me

759
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 5: for years, she said, in nineteen seventy nine, I was

760
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 5: in an airplane with her commercial flight and we became

761
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 5: very intimate. I just sat down.

762
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: I think it's like, wait, what what?

763
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 4: Like?

764
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does seem to be just like glitching out

765
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 1: a little bit more than because it.

766
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: Feels like he's just saying like he's there to act

767
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 2: like he's innocent. But then he starts it's as if

768
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 2: he's recounting a real event from his memory, right, and

769
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, yeah, and there was this one I

770
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: remember this other woman and we became intimate. You're like, yo, what, bro,

771
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: you're trying to act like you're not a sex krim right,

772
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: what what do you mean by this? Then he goes on,

773
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: he brings up the art of the deal a bunch

774
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: like he goes on, this is him, just the art

775
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 2: of the deal, just to be like, because I'm so

776
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 2: famous back then.

777
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: Right, and.

778
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: I sat down.

779
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 5: I believe I had some pretty big success then, and

780
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 5: I was being talked about a lot. Maybe the Art

781
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: of the Deal was out, you know, some time after that.

782
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 5: I'm not sure, but I was well known and passengers

783
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 5: are coming into the plane.

784
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 2: So now he's just talking about like he's trying to say,

785
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: like I was just out of just like you know,

786
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 2: I was really famous. I think what he's trying to

787
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: say is because he does this all the time, like

788
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: and a lot of people do this. If I was

789
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 2: so famous, why would I be assaulting people. It's kind

790
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 2: of like what the gist is here? And then he

791
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 2: goes on again. He's gonna bring up fucking the art

792
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 2: of the deal again, Like wow, just here.

793
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 5: He goes I'm famous.

794
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to plane.

795
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 5: People are coming into the plane, and I'm looking at

796
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 5: a woman on a grab her and I start kissing

797
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 5: her and making out with her. What are the chances

798
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 5: of that happening? What are the chances? And frankly, I

799
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 5: know you're gonna say it's a terrible thing to say,

800
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 5: but it couldn't have happened. It didn't happen, and she

801
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 5: would not have been the chosen one. She would not

802
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 5: have been the chosen one.

803
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: Wow, the chosen one. He doubled down on that. He

804
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that's what I wanted to be assaulted,

805
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: to be assaulted by me, She would not have been

806
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: the chosen one. So is this the thing that you

807
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: think through frequently and have like chosen ones that you're.

808
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just it's the art of the deal

809
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: I was in. I was very fa It's like, you're like, bro, this,

810
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, my grandmother had her bouts with

811
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 2: dementia towards the end of her life, and when you

812
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: start to realize it, it comes out in these weird

813
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 2: ways where it's like I wasn't even talking about that, right,

814
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: you know, like or like just confusion around what the

815
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: conversation is about and all that to say, this is

816
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 2: these the kinds of he's like off Mike. He had

817
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 2: like little Q cards that he was holding, but he's like,

818
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 2: I don't know, like he gave up on him once,

819
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 2: like they got out of order and he was like,

820
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 2: freestyle baby, It's time for freestyle.

821
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: Time for Trump to be Trump baby. Yeah, that's what

822
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: That's kind of what his feedback has been to people

823
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: being like, could you not be you? He's like, I

824
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: can only be me and we'll see. All right, how

825
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: are you feeling about like the debate? Uh? Just inherently

826
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: I feel like shit about it. I feel like it's,

827
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: you know, uh, scary because of how bad the last

828
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: debate went for people who don't think that would be

829
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: a good next.

830
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 2: President happens and Kamala bombs the fucking debate, Like, man, yo,

831
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 2: I don't think that's going to happen. You could literally

832
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: just not say anything and and look off do better

833
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 2: than Trump in a debate. But it sounds like the

834
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: plan going into it for Kamala Harris is to just

835
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 2: look stable and like you're a leader. Right by that,

836
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: it probably just means just ignore all the bullshit. So

837
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 2: I think it's a pretty low bart clear.

838
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

839
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back.

840
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 2: We're back.

841
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 1: And Tom Brady made his debut as an NFL broadcaster

842
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: over the weekend, UH in what people have called the

843
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: most scrutinized announcing debut in a decade. I did not

844
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: catch it. So the reason this was a big news

845
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: story is Tom Brady signed a ten year three hundred

846
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: and seventy five million dollars deal with Box before ever

847
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: having commentated a single game.

848
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 2: Wait, and is totally site unseen sight on.

849
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I've seen Tom Bradley.

850
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: Sure, wait, but I mean, y'aw baby, Oh right, it's

851
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: probably he'll like he'll stop in to just say something

852
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: for like five minutes on a podcast probably and then leave,

853
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: rather than like he called an entire game.

854
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: He's that's what they're having him do. They're like, this

855
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: guy is gonna be fucking awesome at this.

856
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 2: I know. I mean, I know enough about Tom Brady

857
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: to know that when he's just speaking, it is the

858
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: most uninteresting shit I've ever heard of my life.

859
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they didn't just like sign him to a

860
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 1: massive deal to speak, you know, without a script for

861
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: ten years in a row. They like double the fuck down.

862
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: Like there's this commercial in which he gets visited by

863
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 1: like past versus versions of himself, and he's like in

864
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: the lab, like watching football, getting ready to do the game,

865
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: Like he's watching tape and he's like, I'm just trying

866
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: to be the greatest there ever was at like talking

867
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: into a microphone for an ungodly amount of money. Every week,

868
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: and so they did all that. They like ran this

869
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: ad repeatedly during the morning games and then he started talking,

870
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: you know, then he got on camera. Also another thing

871
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: they did just because like they're so into like we

872
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: got Tom Brady everybody is. They like showed him watching

873
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: a new Tostitos ad in which he's like one of

874
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: the people, and like it's just it's just him with

875
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: a rigid grin on watching it, like not.

876
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: Really his own commercial.

877
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of y'all.

878
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 2: They're so stupid, man, what about Brady watching Brady.

879
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: Ye huh huh, okay, Brady on Brady on Braid. Yeah. Yeah,

880
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: like they just like multiplicitied this shit. We can't get

881
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: enough of Brady.

882
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: Even in the commercial. Dude, get Michigan, University of Michigan Brady,

883
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 2: Get Tampa Bay Brady, New England Brady Brady. So many

884
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 2: Brady's in the commercial. Then we'll do a thing. We'll

885
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 2: do a side by side split screen where Brady can

886
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: watch Brady in a tostitos ad with Brady.

887
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: So after all that, people seem to think Brady was

888
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: only okay at the job, sometimes just straight up bad.

889
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: Some of the reviews like there's this Guardian review that

890
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: is so wild.

891
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm angry on Tom Brady's behalf. I was like,

892
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 2: you're not talking to me like that the Guardian.

893
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: Yes. So I'm just gonna read some segments from this

894
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: Guardian review. Even when the words did emerge with more fluency,

895
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: the thoughts they contained were invariably dull and cliche ridden.

896
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: The stats sheet for Brady's first half alone contained one

897
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: high IQ football, at least three instances of He's just

898
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: so athletic, and a Dan Marino quote deployed as a

899
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: broadcasting hail Mary when it became despairingly obvious that Brady

900
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 1: was approaching the end of a sentence with no natural

901
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: thought on which to terminate it. They also that review

902
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: goes on to say, and this is where it's like, yo,

903
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: is this person trying to like, there's this paragraph listening

904
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: to these do we believe delivered hymns to organizational order?

905
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: It was hard to escape the sense that Brady is

906
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: a real company guy, the kind of shirt tucked in

907
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 1: narc who would call coworkers out for not showing up

908
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: to the special quote. Games Day employees were asked to

909
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: attend on their day off fucking ether random Guardian TV

910
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: critic just fucking from Brady over and over delivered, we believe.

911
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: Aaron Tims from The Guardian.

912
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 2: Do you want? You really want? The Fall of the Smoke?

913
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: You know?

914
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 2: It's funny because like when I read this, I was like, Okay,

915
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 2: I gotta find like the just the one that sums

916
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 2: it all up, and there isn't. I couldn't find one

917
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 2: that like truly summed it all up because everything I

918
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 2: saw was just like just generally bad, like uninteresting and

919
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,479
Speaker 2: like hey, Tom, like what's the key here? But going forward?

920
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: Like they got to put some points up where He's like, hey, man,

921
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: if they want to go forward, they got to stop

922
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 2: going backwards. Got a lot of negative yards from you know, penalties.

923
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, okay, so I get that. You said

924
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 2: you were like hey in order like cool, yeah, but

925
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 2: holy this is the danger of telling people they are

926
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 2: the greatest of all time.

927
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 1: Where they've done a single thing.

928
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I get it, you know what I mean,

929
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: Like I think a true goat knows they are the

930
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: goat at one thing.

931
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: They usually they don't, but yeah, like Irina.

932
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 2: Williams wouldn't be out here being like oh yeah, here's

933
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 2: my fucking you know, spoken word poetry that I'm getting into.

934
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 2: Everyone like now look at me, right now, let me

935
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 2: get all this money. But like Tom Brady, you're the

936
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 2: goat at one thing, throwball okay, and like this is whole,

937
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: like his whole you can tell. His demeanor too, was

938
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 2: a little bit sort of like yeah, I'm killing it.

939
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: Like in his I'm sure everybody around was like, oh

940
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 2: my god, Tom, you're doing great. You're doing great.

941
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: You're doing great, Tom, really good one. It's just like

942
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: people laughing like silently, but like you know in the

943
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: background to be like, yeah, thumbs up thing.

944
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: The finance guy at Fox is sweating bullets. He's like, dude, okay, man,

945
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 2: we boy in years, yeah, is even gonna be alive.

946
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: There's a former player, Greg Olsen, that was like new

947
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: to like he and the guy Tom Brady did this

948
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: with were like a new duo last year and like

949
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: got rave reviews because he was just really good at

950
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: put it, you know, weeding all this stuff together, and

951
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: he was just really good at his job. And they

952
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: were like, fuck out of here, You're no Tom Brady,

953
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: and yeah, I don't.

954
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 2: I always want justice for Greg Olsen. Was trending good. Yeah,

955
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 2: people kept being like, yo, they did Greg Olsen dirty.

956
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: It's yeah, people just think. I don't know, And it

957
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: is interesting to me that, like it's not always like

958
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: sometimes handsome movie stars translate really well into a director

959
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: even though they're not like great actors. And I think

960
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: that like that the way Ben Affleck and like you know,

961
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: Mel Gibson and Kevin Costner and there's other better examples

962
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: of this that I can't think of right now.

963
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 2: But.

964
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: And I think it's because they got to be movie

965
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: stars without being able to act well, and so they

966
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 1: like understand how everything works around them, whereas like really

967
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: good directors like or whereas really good actors like Robert

968
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: de Niro or John Trauturo, like they're the films they director,

969
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: like at least not like big massive successes. And I right,

970
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 1: but like I don't I don't know the exact science

971
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: of like who's going to be a good commentator, because

972
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: like there's another quarterback who's like decent, Tony Romo for

973
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: the Cowboys and he ended up being like a really

974
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: good commentator, but like just to assume because he's best

975
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: quarterback guy, that he's going to be possible to even

976
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: listen to. Is so weird.

977
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 2: It's wild that I was reading a tweet that aged

978
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 2: terribly from this, like talk sport radio dude, like this

979
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 2: is on Friday, this guy twooted this. Tom Brady's Fox

980
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 2: debut will be insanely good. He'll be terrific at everything, breakdown, criticism,

981
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 2: fun stories, and every week this season we'll talk about

982
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: what Brady said during the game on Sunday. It's simple.

983
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 2: He wouldn't do this if he didn't know he could

984
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 2: kill it, right, uh huh uh huh. In fact, did

985
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: not kill it at all.

986
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: People who are massively famous for over a decade are

987
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: always good at knowing their limits and yeah, having a

988
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: good sense of how they're going to do it everything

989
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: around there.

990
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 2: This guy, I mean, this guy isn't even the goat

991
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 2: at describing what's happening in his own mind during while

992
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 2: watching football, right, because at the very least, right, you'd

993
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 2: think with someone with Brady's career has at least the

994
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 2: ability to talk some fucking high level stratospheric x's and

995
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: o's stuff that would like blow the normal viewer's mind.

996
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 2: And I feel like, can you not even do that?

997
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like seem like it like

998
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, you.

999
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 2: Know, can you think about it? Like you hear like

1000
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: Kareem or like Magic Johnson or like basketball, like the

1001
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: basketball players they talk about the game and ways you're

1002
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 2: like whoa, and you're not even being paid to say this,

1003
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: Like you're just talking because you love the game so much,

1004
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 2: Like Brady's just not even capable of that. I think

1005
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 2: that's a huge red flag. But hey, you got the name.

1006
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 2: You're paying thirty seven and a half million dollars a

1007
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 2: year for it for the next ten.

1008
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 1: Good luck to you, good lad speed. Yeah yeah, yeah.

1009
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: I feel like something about being the goat like doesn't

1010
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: necessarily because like Jordan, I feel like wouldn't necessarily translate

1011
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: well to like insightful commentary. His main Like the thing

1012
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 1: you always hear about Brady is like, man, he works

1013
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: really hard. He's intense, he's super competitive. He will monitor

1014
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: every single gram of every piece of food that he

1015
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: puts into his body with intensity. But that like does

1016
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: not necessarily lead to being somebody you want to hang

1017
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 1: out with and watch a football game, which is ultimately

1018
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: what this job is.

1019
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: The guy who's measuring his food down to the microgram

1020
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to have a loose conversation with someone.

1021
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: So we'll see where we won't. We'll check back.

1022
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 2: We'll check back Tom.

1023
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. And finally, on Friday, Aischanor Esgie, a gay an

1024
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: American citizen from Seattle, was shot and killed by the

1025
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: Israeli military at a peaceful protest in the West Bank,

1026
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 1: and the US government has responded with the policy equivalent

1027
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 1: of a shrug emoji. Crickets.

1028
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, there's really like we're not hearing anything directly

1029
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 2: from the President or Harris nothing. The wildest thing, okay, right,

1030
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 2: because this is not the first time the like the

1031
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 2: IDF has shot and killed an American. I mean Sharina

1032
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 2: bu Ackley was a journalist who was shot and killed

1033
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:31,439
Speaker 2: by the IDF in twenty twenty two. That the way,

1034
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: the like, if you google right american killed west Bank

1035
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 2: and you just look at the news things, it's like

1036
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 2: the passive voice and lack of like attribution to who

1037
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 2: may have done the killing is mind blog.

1038
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 1: Blog possible, don't know what happened here?

1039
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 2: Like on CNN it's aid family of American killed in

1040
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 2: west Bank blames Israel for her death.

1041
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: That's wild whoa they do.

1042
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay, the CBS news American woman asen or Aggie killed

1043
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 2: at pro Palestinian protest in Israeli occupied West Bank. AP

1044
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 2: news did a good job. Israeli soldiers fatally shot an

1045
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 2: American woman at a West Bank protest, a witness says,

1046
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 2: And yeah, it just like just not it's not even journalism.

1047
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 2: And that's what's like so fucking upsetting about all this

1048
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 2: shit is it's you. Even even as you described the story,

1049
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 2: maybe your headline is misleading, but your story will ultimately

1050
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: say that she was shot by the IDF, But you

1051
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 2: don't want that to be the headline because you're trying

1052
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: to protect sort of the the reputation of the Israeli military,

1053
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 2: who at this point the reputation couldn't be further like underground.

1054
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's all again because we're this wasn't they

1055
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 2: said violent behavior was happening because someone threw a rock.

1056
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah that and blinken is like we just got to

1057
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: gather the facts here, investigate this.

1058
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 2: Ohoo, well we're calling on Israel to investigate themselves.

1059
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: Okay, people, the people who did the thing, Okay, yeah.

1060
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, that that'll that'll work, that'll work. Yeah,

1061
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 2: this is just it continues as like there's just there

1062
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 2: are more incursions into the West Bank and yeah, this

1063
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 2: is a twenty six year old who just graduated. Yeah

1064
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: uh and you know, was there to protest what was

1065
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 2: happening in the West Bank and you end up being

1066
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: shot by a sniper. Yeah.

1067
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: No statement from Biden Harris or any administration official. So

1068
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1069
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, come on, y'all, please just do the bare

1070
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 2: minimum here, like to stop treating people like they don't

1071
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 2: know what's happening and act like there's something you can do,

1072
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: like this is the like the worst look is just

1073
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 2: to be like all right, I don't know, I don't know.

1074
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 2: You see Project twenty twenty five. That's bad. That's probably

1075
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 2: what's gonna be. Yeah, well, we'll see. We'll see what

1076
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 2: other stories take the place after like an American another

1077
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 2: American citizen is killed. But hey, dude, go on, do

1078
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 2: you thing. Empire, keep on empiring.

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Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 1: trending on this Monday morning, September ninth. We are back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye