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Get fifteen percent off when you sign up 65 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: today for pod up or Podallies with code Laugh with 66 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: Me fifteen We can't wait. Great with you and launch 67 00:03:53,720 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: your podcast. We are back. It's a brand new episode 68 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: of Life with Me, a podcast with Jeremy Otem, I'm 69 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: your Home, Jo, and boy O boy. We got a 70 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: good one for you. You know what. I haven't busted 71 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 1: this out very often lately, and then I did one 72 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: not that long ago, a story Time with Jo, and 73 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: wasn't planning on doing that for this week. Honestly, I 74 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: had completely other plans, in fact, to guests lined up. 75 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,039 Speaker 1: We're gonna get to that guest another time. My apologies 76 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 1: to Matt Damon. This is important, guys. It is story 77 00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: Time with Jo. Something happened to me today and frankly 78 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: it needed to be shared to the masses. I mean 79 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: there's you know, sometimes an event or something in a situation, 80 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: an altercation as in this case, happens to you and 81 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: you need to share it. I've had those instances in 82 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: the past, and I've shared it with you as You know, 83 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: if you've been a loyal listener of laugh with me, 84 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 1: you know that I am a pepper spray attack survivor. Okay, 85 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 1: I have been pepper sprayed in the line of duty. 86 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: And you know what I won that one. I got 87 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: my Groceri's back. Okay. The thief ran away with nothing 88 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: but lack of self confidence. Basically, they gave me everything 89 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: that they had and I walked away with burning all 90 00:05:55,040 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: over my head, eyes, face. But I got my groceries 91 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: and that's Isn't that really what mattered? That was quite 92 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: the day. You can go back in the archives and 93 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: hear all about that. Today. Man, I don't know what 94 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: it is about work, but people are getting wild out there. 95 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: And this time I didn't I didn't do shit. Okay, 96 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: this time they gave it me. I will say. Last 97 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: time when I got pepper sprayed, Yeah, I was a 98 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,679 Speaker 1: little gressive to try to get my groceries back. Okay, 99 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,119 Speaker 1: I did I have to go out in the parking 100 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: lot and try to take the cart with the groceries back. No, 101 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,599 Speaker 1: I didn't have to do that. I couldn't let it. 102 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,359 Speaker 1: Let them have their groceries and we would have taken 103 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: the whatever couple hundred dollars loss or whatever it is, 104 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 1: and I would never have been able to tell my tale. 105 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: But I did get the groceries back and nobody got hurt, right, 106 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:07,359 Speaker 1: nobody got hurt this time. There really wasn't anything to 107 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: gain or lose other than, you know, the the possible 108 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: end game scenarios with what transpired here today, I'm gonna 109 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: get into it. It's it's sad, really, but what I 110 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: think is important to talk about is what could have 111 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,239 Speaker 1: been Okay, what could have been on the other side, 112 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: because it's kind of fun and interesting to think about 113 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: because you know, at the end, I could have been 114 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: a legend. You know, they would have been talking about 115 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: me for years and decades and maybe even centuries to come. 116 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: But you know what, instead, I just handle my damn 117 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 1: business and we won't have to worry about it. But 118 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: either way, this week's episode will laugh with me. Officially 119 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: story time with jo I highly recommend grabbing a beer 120 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: for this one because I'm sure of it. This morning 121 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 1: at five fifty am, somebody was drinking. It wasn't me shit, 122 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 1: I wanted to after but it wasn't me, no, nope, 123 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: but the customer that walked to the gas station this morning. 124 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: It had I mean had to been I mean he 125 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: had to have been on something. Whether it was he 126 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,959 Speaker 1: was drunk or on some kind of like painkillers. I 127 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:41,199 Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe he's just going through some shit mentally 128 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: and it kind of just caught up to him. Here's 129 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: the thing. I could have been decapitated today. Now I 130 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: wasn't right, Jojo, because I handled my damn business. Okay. Now, 131 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: when somebody says I'm going to rip your head off, 132 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:09,160 Speaker 1: you handle your damn business. What could he have done? 133 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: He could have ripped my damn head off. And it's 134 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: that's the thing. It would have been very rare. It 135 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: doesn't happen very often anymore. It used to. I looked 136 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: it up. I was gonna even just like in the 137 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 1: United I mean decapitations he's having all over the world. 138 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 1: Apparently it was quite the deal. In the United States. 139 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 1: We don't have as many of these types of situations anymore, 140 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: and most of them have to do with, you know, 141 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: in a relationship where either the guy's upset with the 142 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: girl the girls up set with the guy. That's generally 143 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: the situation in the United States of why somebody gets 144 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:47,880 Speaker 1: decapitated you know, from nineteen seventy eight to nineteen ninety one, 145 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: it was a rare deal where it was just one 146 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: guy named Jeffrey Dahmer and he was out decapitating. I mean, 147 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: he's sixteen of his victims in fact, lost their heads. 148 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: Not the situation here, but yeah, it's actually it's pretty 149 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 1: interesting when you actually go back and read everybody who's 150 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: ever just had their head torn off, and it really 151 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: a lot of it is, uh, just has to do 152 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: with relationship. They hear, this one not relationship related. This guy, 153 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 1: Adam Walsh nineteen eighty one abducted from a Seiars department 154 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: store at the Hollywood Mall in Hollywood, Florida, and his 155 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: head was found in a drainage canal two weeks after 156 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 1: he was murdered two weeks after. That's probably that's I'm 157 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,200 Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and go on the on the record 158 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: as saying that's the beginning of the end for Sears. 159 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: That's when people stopped going to Sears. Nineteen eighty one. Yeah, 160 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 1: it was still a major player in the retail game, 161 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 1: you know, in eighty one and after, but that was 162 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,200 Speaker 1: the beginning of the downfall. People were scared, They're gonna 163 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,559 Speaker 1: lose their heads. I'm calling it. You heard it here first, guys. 164 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 1: And that's just to the United States. You look at 165 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: you know, Let's go to Sweden. Let's see most Sweden's 166 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 1: had it better than us. The last time they lost 167 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: somebody getting their head cut off was in nineteen ten, 168 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: and it was because of the using the guillotine for execution. 169 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 1: You know, actually the guillotine was a very popular form 170 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: of execution all over the world, but for the most 171 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: part it's illegal now. A lot of fictional characters have 172 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: lost their heads as well, some that we have enjoyed, 173 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 1: some maybe that we haven't. Something We went ed Truck 174 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 1: from the office, he lost his head. I forgot all 175 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: about that. There's a bunch of people throughout the like 176 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 1: the Final Destination series that lost their head. None in 177 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: the first Final Destination, but Final Destination two Nor Carpenter 178 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: lost her head. Man, It's wild Freddy Krueger, Freddy Krueger 179 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 1: and Freddy versus Jason decapitated. Isn't that something? Oh Bostonaka 180 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: and kill Bill Voye one. I forgot all about that one. 181 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 1: Oh Tortuga and Breaking Bad. A lot of people remember that. 182 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's a pretty relevant uh and newish one. 183 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,840 Speaker 1: Here's spoiler alert. You haven't seen dead pull and wolverine 184 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 1: saber Tooth was decapitated. That's the deal. A lot of 185 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:42,520 Speaker 1: people have been, just not a lot recent and that's 186 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: where today's story comes in. I very well could have 187 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:50,840 Speaker 1: been on my name on this list. Twenty twenty four 188 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:56,200 Speaker 1: gas station lost his head. That's what it would have said. 189 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,559 Speaker 1: It probably would have said something like Jeremy Odom, hosts 190 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 1: of Laugh with Me and Bottom five podcasts, super popular podcasts, 191 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,840 Speaker 1: decapitated at work. That's that's probably what it was said. 192 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: So here's what happened. Sor I had to stretch and 193 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 1: some you have to get ready, like I feel I'm 194 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,080 Speaker 1: gonna I'm be in a fight again. So you know, 195 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 1: we're opening up the store and it's, uh, it's actually 196 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: a pretty busy morning and we're selling stuff. It's me 197 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,079 Speaker 1: and my coworker. We're both running the registers because in 198 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: the morning you get that morning rush and it's just 199 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,560 Speaker 1: it's non stop people buying coffee, you donuts, breakfast, sandwiches, 200 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 1: you know, blah blah blah. And we had a little 201 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,600 Speaker 1: bit of a lull and this older guy comes in, 202 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: probably seventy years old, looks like he's been through the 203 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 1: ringer a little bit. He comes in and he just 204 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: starts going on about how he had been shot, and 205 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: we're like, oh, shoot, you know, do you need to 206 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 1: go to the hospital, and he goes. You try to 207 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: go like, well I did, like I had this whole 208 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 1: thing with my crones and I was bleeding and then 209 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 1: you know, it's like I was losing iron and anyway, 210 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: I didn't like, I didn't want to like go through 211 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: my whole medical history with him and be like, yeah, 212 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 1: I think it was just disputes with the doctor said 213 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, I ended up getting 214 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: what I needed and I feel great today. I didn't 215 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: want to go through all that, so I was just like, yeah, yeah, man, 216 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: if you got shot though, and he's like, yeah, I 217 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: get shot every day, that's that's probably not the case. 218 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: I mean, he didn't look bloody and he didn't appear 219 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 1: to have any issue with blood loss and or in 220 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 1: pain for that matter. 221 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 2: And he's going on about how he works for the police, 222 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 2: kind of like undercoverish, and he was driving to get 223 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 2: this bad guy and they were shooting at. 224 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: Him, which is a common issue for him. And then 225 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: you know he doesn't have a car though, and then 226 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: he he's going on and on and on about how 227 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: he's he's got this wife but he doesn't and he 228 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 1: is in town for a funeral, which is funny because 229 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,560 Speaker 1: my coworker actually went to high school with this guy 230 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: and was like, oh, your so and so and he's 231 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: like oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, and they knew each other. 232 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 1: And then there is a funeral on Saturday that they 233 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: would both know, and she's like, oh, so you're in 234 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: town for you know this person? He goes, oh no, 235 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: probably another one classic answer when you don't want to 236 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 1: say who you're in town for a funeral for when 237 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: there isn't one, when that's just like your go to anyway, 238 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: he lives in Colorado, but he's in town for a funeral, 239 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: and then he doesn't have a car. And then he's 240 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: just like going up to this other customer and he's like, hey, 241 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 1: can you like get me a coffee? The customers like, sure, 242 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,840 Speaker 1: I'll buy your coffee. It's like a dollar. 243 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 2: So he. 244 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,840 Speaker 1: Goes and gets his coffee and then he leaves, you know, 245 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 1: no big problem. He like just walks out of the 246 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 1: store awesome, see you later, and I'm I'm thinking, like, 247 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,520 Speaker 1: all right, well, how many hot dogs I need to 248 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,400 Speaker 1: get on the rollers like kind of looking through orders, 249 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,480 Speaker 1: like you know, yeah that zen. You guys know what 250 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 1: those in, like the nicotine pouches, the people putting their 251 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: in their lips, like those are flying but they can't 252 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 1: keep up with the stock because the trend so high. 253 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,640 Speaker 1: It's like, I really I think about that a lot 254 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: because not not because I don't want to do it. 255 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to use it, but I'm just, you know, 256 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: how do I get more for the customers. So then 257 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: my coworker, though, is concerned because this guy. She's like, 258 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: I hope he left, so then because he just seemed off, 259 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: which yes he did. So I go outside and I 260 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: start walking around. I don't see him. I'm like, okay, 261 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: I'm going back in because I really need to start 262 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: ordering this Z. And then uh, next thing, you know, 263 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: he comes walking up the front sidewalk and I'm like, 264 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: he's back. He comes in the store. Immediately there's only 265 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: like one or two other customers in the store. They're 266 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 1: buying their goods and or you know, grabbing whatever. They 267 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,199 Speaker 1: need in the store. And then he comes up to 268 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: the front counter and he he says to me and 269 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: my coworker and he's like, I've been shot and nobody 270 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,199 Speaker 1: will call anybody. I'm like, well, what do you need, Like, 271 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 1: we'll certainly call who you ever you need. And he 272 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 1: goes call anybody, but do not call and then he 273 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:35,439 Speaker 1: named our county their police. I'm like, okay, buddy, and 274 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: he looks at me and he goes, where do you live? 275 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:42,760 Speaker 1: And I go, that doesn't matter. He immediately starts yelling 276 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: at the top of his lungs about how I'm a 277 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,880 Speaker 1: fucking idiot, how it does matter, and how he went 278 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,880 Speaker 1: and fought for me for this country to have this bullshit, 279 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: and I go, hey, and I then I started to 280 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,879 Speaker 1: walk around the corner round the round side of the counter, 281 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 1: and I said, hey, it doesn't matter, but you gotta 282 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 1: go if you're gonna be yelling. And he goes, I'm 283 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,679 Speaker 1: gonna cut your head off, and he comes at me 284 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:15,639 Speaker 1: and I jack pop him right in the side. He 285 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: drops drops it. He's coming at me first of all, 286 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: this self defense. I no bullshit on my end. He 287 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:28,720 Speaker 1: goes down. We immediately called the police. And the Sheriff's 288 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:34,640 Speaker 1: office arrive right pretty quickly, and he's down coffee everywhere. 289 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:44,160 Speaker 1: Oh they get to I'm like, hey, this is what happened. 290 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: You can check you can check cameras, you can you 291 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,119 Speaker 1: can ask any of the witnesses here like this, this 292 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: is what happened. It turns out they know this guy. 293 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 1: He has been a problem for a few months. He's 294 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: been in town for a funeral for a few months, 295 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: unfortunately homeless and unfortunately going through something mentally. But you know, 296 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: we didn't know. We just knew that somebody came in 297 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,920 Speaker 1: was absolutely losing their shit when I wouldn't say where 298 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 1: I live and then came at me, he shoulda cut 299 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 1: my head off. Like then, the last thing I wanted 300 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 1: to do was join this list of decapitations. I went 301 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 1: over the list. First of all, it's really not that 302 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: great of a list when you think about it, Like 303 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: I could have given you the names of a lot 304 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 1: of the folks. I could have given you the last 305 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,240 Speaker 1: ten people in the United States or even the world 306 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: that have been decapitated, you wouldn't be able to name 307 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,440 Speaker 1: one of them. Like you wouldn't have been like, oh yeah, 308 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,040 Speaker 1: I remember that one no, none, So not a cool 309 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,679 Speaker 1: list to be on. No one's really gonna remember you 310 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,199 Speaker 1: am I on list? So when somebody, some idiot like me, 311 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 1: looks up that list, do you get to see it? Yeah, 312 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 1: and that's where I would be sitting. So it's really 313 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: not even that cool of a list to be on. 314 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: Pulling into the car to the sheriff's car, I go 315 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,399 Speaker 1: to the have to go to the sheriff's different one, 316 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:05,760 Speaker 1: explain my deal. I do get self defense so I 317 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,159 Speaker 1: could go back to where I ended up getting the 318 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: zen order on time, thank you. And then he got 319 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,320 Speaker 1: taken away because he can't. You can't threaten to decapitate 320 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 1: people and lunch at them and make a mess of 321 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:27,879 Speaker 1: coffee everywhere. You know, that's just not really something a 322 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 1: person should do. But that was my day. I don't know. 323 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:41,880 Speaker 1: That's sometimes you have a day like this and it's 324 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,399 Speaker 1: not so much that it's like, oh man, this is 325 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: like a banner day, because it's really not like at 326 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: the end of the day, I'm I'm safe. Everybody at 327 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,960 Speaker 1: the store was safe. You know, even the guy is safe. 328 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,679 Speaker 1: He's in a good place right now so he can 329 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 1: get help. But the it's just something you know, I'll 330 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 1: probably remember, you know, in passing at times be like, 331 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: oh yeah, I remember when that guy wanted to cut 332 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: my head off, but he didn't. You know, I guess 333 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: I I won that one, you know, like I'll I'm 334 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: going to take the w like if if we all 335 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 1: have a record of every fight we've ever been in, 336 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: Like I'm one, and oh okay, amateur status, sure, but 337 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 1: I'm one to know, I'm I'm pretty proud of that. 338 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,639 Speaker 1: You know. I'm not trying to go professional or anything, 339 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,320 Speaker 1: and I really don't want to get in the fight 340 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,919 Speaker 1: game at all. But if I had to and and 341 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 1: or you know, maybe started lifting and it was just like, 342 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,159 Speaker 1: you know what, I think, Uh, I think maybe this 343 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,159 Speaker 1: is where I need to be right now. You know, 344 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 1: I would definitely bring that one oh record with me 345 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,399 Speaker 1: and it'd be something to maybe get me into a better, 346 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 1: better fight for the next time. But I don't know. 347 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: It definitely makes for an interesting morning. The day was 348 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,040 Speaker 1: really lame after that. Frankly, In fact, one of my 349 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,639 Speaker 1: coworkers called in sick. So it was it was it 350 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,840 Speaker 1: was awful. I mean, it was terrible. It was just 351 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 1: trying to do everything that's a Tuesday. That's a Tuesday. Yeah, 352 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 1: that happened, and it's not even something I remember forever. 353 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,920 Speaker 1: But I had this issue the other day in the 354 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 1: group chat with Kyle and Eric and you guys they've 355 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 1: been on the show before. Kyle and my brother. Eric's 356 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: one of my best friends from high school. We got 357 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: this group chat and we're constantly chatting it up right, 358 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:57,080 Speaker 1: I couldn't have had anything better, and they gave me crickets. 359 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to it because it's actually it's 360 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: an interesting story on Eric's behalf too. Okay. So he's 361 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: at the zoo. So the zoo's doing these like things 362 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 1: where you know, it's like for adults, you know, later 363 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 1: in the evenings and they sell beer and you could 364 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 1: see the animals or whatever. So he's at the zoo 365 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: and he's at the Desert Dome and which is like 366 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,760 Speaker 1: the desert and they got desert animals or whatever. He's 367 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,120 Speaker 1: using the restroom. He comes out of the restroom and 368 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 1: the people there like, hey, the zoo lady wants to 369 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,119 Speaker 1: measure your arm. And he thought it was like a 370 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 1: bit like maybe they were just gonna like teach him something, 371 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 1: but no, apparently the gators eat coins that people throw 372 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,919 Speaker 1: in the pools, and they can't digest the coins, which 373 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,919 Speaker 1: side note. I had a cat once that swallowed a 374 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 1: penny got super sick because it couldn't digest the penny. 375 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 1: Stomach acid burning hole through this penny. The cat was 376 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,640 Speaker 1: gonna die. He was just a little guy. And it 377 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,119 Speaker 1: was like a thousand dollars to pay for surgery to 378 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: save the cat's life. And got the penny back, and 379 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,560 Speaker 1: it's just this penny with a hole in it anyway, 380 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,399 Speaker 1: so I know it's a real thing. And the gator 381 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: can't completely digest this penny or any of the coins. 382 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 1: So this guy has to reach his arm through the 383 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: mouth of the gator and pull the coins out of 384 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: their stomach. But the problem is the arms aren't long 385 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,919 Speaker 1: enough to reach into the biggest gater. So their current 386 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: guy has a thirty two inch arm. Eric came in 387 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: at thirty one. They needed a thirty four arm length, 388 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,639 Speaker 1: so he was not able to save the gator. He 389 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,919 Speaker 1: did not have long enough arm. So he's texting us 390 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,879 Speaker 1: about the story, which is which is awesome, like it's 391 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 1: actually a pretty interesting story. And then I said, you 392 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: couldn't stretch it a bit. I've always been able to 393 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:53,399 Speaker 1: stretch a couple extra inches. I thought that was funny, 394 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 1: and it was like it was a dick joke. And 395 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 1: then then he's like, oh, I didn't realize how serious 396 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,399 Speaker 1: it was until after when the lady spot it across 397 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,800 Speaker 1: the room and then was like, you know, explain it. 398 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,159 Speaker 1: And then I replied, I just read that the first 399 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 1: long armed gator saver was named Jacob Rock. The song 400 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:16,920 Speaker 1: Crocodile Rock was actually about him, Old Jr. There was 401 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,120 Speaker 1: a great response. 402 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,399 Speaker 2: You kidding me. 403 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: You don't get to show up to the damn group 404 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 1: chat and start talking about long armed gator savers. Hey, 405 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 1: don't expect some jokes. That was great, no response from 406 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: those fools at all. And then I say, oh, a 407 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,959 Speaker 1: tough crowd on a Friday. This was on a Friday, 408 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,440 Speaker 1: so first of all, we should be in a great mood. 409 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 1: It's fucking Friday. And then Eric's like, oh, yoh, where 410 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 1: I'll cut him? And it's like, you, dude, I'm not 411 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,880 Speaker 1: gonna say you should cut yourself, because that's wrong. Nobody 412 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:55,199 Speaker 1: should do that, but we're gonna be a little bit 413 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: we these great. Let me read it again. I just 414 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: read that the first long armed gator saver was named 415 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,520 Speaker 1: Jacob Rock. The song Crocodile Rock by Elton John was 416 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:12,080 Speaker 1: actually about him. You're telling me if somebody showed up 417 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 1: with a story about long armed people saving gators, like 418 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 1: coins out of gators, and somebody throws that in there, 419 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 1: you're not getting a chuckle or a little haha or 420 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:36,159 Speaker 1: some kind of emoji, like just saying, just saying. And 421 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 1: then immediately after I send a text about how they're 422 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,200 Speaker 1: gonna start selling alcohol at the Husker volleyball and football 423 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:50,000 Speaker 1: games next season. Do you think that would get some 424 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 1: excitement from the boys? I know I didn't, and they 425 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: may have missed it. Maybe they were going back and 426 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: just be like, hey, were we really fucked up up 427 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,960 Speaker 1: on this these gator jokes and they felt bad they 428 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 1: didn't want to instantly jump on the Husker thing. I 429 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like I brought a lot 430 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 1: to the chat on UH on Friday, and sometimes it'd 431 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: be like that. Sometimes you think, Jojo, I'm just happy 432 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 1: it wasn't beheaded. Oh oh, best part. I text my 433 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,200 Speaker 1: boss that all this happened right like after, I'm like, hey, 434 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,479 Speaker 1: just so you know, like there was this guy and anyway, 435 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 1: you know, the sheriff took him. Blah blah blah. His response, 436 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 1: at least he didn't cut your head off. Don't worry, 437 00:27:53,320 --> 00:28:08,159 Speaker 1: don't work the rest of the day. Rob Rob Bro