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Speaker 1: cubile in the morning. Second date update. The girl that's
Speaker 1: on the line to do a second date update today.
Speaker 1: Met the guy that she went out with at a
Speaker 1: very dirty place. That's right, Bacteria infested blood everywhere, Creepy
Speaker 1: old men who just can't wait to get in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the dennist office that they are all
Speaker 1: creepy there, Yes they are. That's where Andrea met the
Speaker 1: guy that she wants us to call today. Apparently she
Speaker 1: works at a dnist's office. Then that's where she met him.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Andrea, I'm pretty good. Did you ever
Speaker 1: think your office like I just spoke about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't exactly make people want to go to the
Speaker 1: tune soften, it's very important. Your email said that you
Speaker 1: met this guy at work, and you work at a
Speaker 1: dinnist's office. How did you meet him? I work as
Speaker 1: a receptionist and he was a new patient. He came
Speaker 1: in and when he was like check in, we were
Speaker 1: just flirting with each other. We seemed to have an
Speaker 1: instant connection. Well are you wait, hold on, are you
Speaker 1: allowed to hit up patience as a receptionist? I mean
Speaker 1: he was hitting on me. I was just receiving it.
Speaker 1: Oh you're an innocent party in this. I see you are,
Speaker 1: absolutely And he was cute and stuff. So I flarted
Speaker 1: back with him. And when he filled out his form
Speaker 1: and put his phone number down, you saved it and
Speaker 1: then called him later. No, no, that's illegal. What I did.
Speaker 1: What I did was he went in and he had
Speaker 1: his appointment, and then when he came out, you know,
Speaker 1: usually we want to schedule you for your next appointment.
Speaker 1: And when I was scheduling him for his follow up appointment,
Speaker 1: he gave me his phone number and he said we
Speaker 1: should go out. Oh that's cool, but where'd you guys go? Well,
Speaker 1: we ended up going out to dinner and I got
Speaker 1: really dressed up. I thought I was looking really cute,
Speaker 1: and he took me to this restaurant. It was in
Speaker 1: a building that had a very very nice view. It
Speaker 1: was a really nice restaurant. I'd never been there before.
Speaker 1: Did you guys meet there or did he pick you up?
Speaker 1: He picked me up, and so you know, I thought
Speaker 1: we had a lovely time at dinner, and he has
Speaker 1: beautiful eyes and he is just a smoke and build.
Speaker 1: I mean, the guy went out and stuff. I'm hoping
Speaker 1: during dinner you reminded him the whole time about his
Speaker 1: dental hygiene, like make sure you floss before and after
Speaker 1: this meal. She's a receptionist, there doesn't matter, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: he has a dynamite smile. I thought that when we
Speaker 1: had great conversation during the date and we talked about,
Speaker 1: you know, going to concerts and stuff. We both really
Speaker 1: loved movies. There was one awkward moment while we were
Speaker 1: talking about movies. So, I mean, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that was a deal breaker, but did you bring up
Speaker 1: a movie that he liked and you didn't like and
Speaker 1: then he got super angry at you. Well, no, he
Speaker 1: was talking about he's a real big fan of this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy's movies, and I had never heard of it, Like,
Speaker 1: oh god, are you trying to remember right now? Even
Speaker 1: who it was, Martin. It's Martin Scorsese. Martin Scorsese. He's
Speaker 1: a big he's a big director. He's like one of
Speaker 1: the biggest guys in movies ever. Ever. I don't know anything. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't blame Okay, I don't blame you for not
Speaker 1: knowing who he is. Yeah, he's a really huge name
Speaker 1: in movies. But did your dates seem put off by
Speaker 1: that that you didn't know who Martin Scorsese was. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't think that'd be a huge deal. Um, well, it
Speaker 1: made me feel just kind of ditchy and stupid, and
Speaker 1: it's like kind of insecure that I didn't know who
Speaker 1: this guy was. Yeah, did you don't know? Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: You didn't pretend like you knew him though, like you
Speaker 1: were honest. Well, he kept trying to tell me his name,
Speaker 1: and I kept on trying to give it back to him,
Speaker 1: like pronouncing it over, and I just I don't know
Speaker 1: why it was. It's a tongue twister for it. Try
Speaker 1: and say it for us right now. Scores Scorsese. It's
Speaker 1: scored Stacy, Martin scor Sasey scored Stacey. No not Stacy
Speaker 1: scores Sacy. Yeah, I'm not I'm not hearing it, I
Speaker 1: guess correctly, or something? Is there a tea in it? No,
Speaker 1: people have trouble with no matter what. Obviously you have
Speaker 1: trouble saying, Martin scorsesey, I guess so I could see
Speaker 1: how if you're gonna claim to be a real movie
Speaker 1: lover and you not know these things, that it could
Speaker 1: maybe make you come up as a liar. I know,
Speaker 1: Alia Robert says, just like different kinds of movies. So
Speaker 1: how did everything end with this guy? We concluded a date,
Speaker 1: I mean after dinner. We actually walked around for a
Speaker 1: little while and seemed to be okay, But the date
Speaker 1: ended with just a hug. And I haven't gotten a
Speaker 1: callback from him. Would you have kissed him if you
Speaker 1: went in for the kiss? Sure? So were you disappointed
Speaker 1: that it was a hug? Of course, I'm disappointed. I
Speaker 1: told you, all right, And how long has it been
Speaker 1: since your date? Two weeks? Two weeks? All right, we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call him and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second date update. For those of
Speaker 1: you who don't know what this song is, it was
Speaker 1: a song made famous by the movie good Fellas, a
Speaker 1: very huge movie directed by one Martin Skorbenski or Martin
Speaker 1: Sharshinsky or Martin Score me some sashimi sushi I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly how to say his name, but he's a very,
Speaker 1: very famous man in Hollywood, and he's the reason that Andrea,
Speaker 1: the girl who's on the phone for a second date update,
Speaker 1: thinks that she's not getting a call back. Today. She
Speaker 1: was out on a date with a guy named Austin.
Speaker 1: They were having fun. They brought up movies. He brought
Speaker 1: up that he's a big Martin scorsesey fan. She had
Speaker 1: never heard of Martin scores Sacey and still can't figure
Speaker 1: out how to get her to pronounce his name correctly.
Speaker 1: But she thinks that he's not calling her back because
Speaker 1: he might have thought that she was kind of ditzy
Speaker 1: or whatever. Andrea, are you ready to go? Have you
Speaker 1: figured out how to say the name yet? No, that's
Speaker 1: a mixture between him and Patrick Swayze, who's no longer
Speaker 1: with us. Anyway, We're getting closer to you getting it correct.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna doll the phone him right now
Speaker 1: and see if we can get him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, is Austin there? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Austen. Hey Austin, what's up? This is Jewil from
Speaker 1: brook and Jewbil in the morning. I'm sorry. Who's this
Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jebil in the morning. It's the
Speaker 1: radio show. I think you probably have a wrong number. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I do. I think I'm talking to
Speaker 1: the right guy. No, I honestly I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are. I think you've got the wrong number. Probably, No,
Speaker 1: I think I have the right number. I think I
Speaker 1: really need to speak with you about something. All right,
Speaker 1: what does the radio show need to talk to me about. Well,
Speaker 1: it's about a date that you recently went on with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Her name is Andrea, and she
Speaker 1: actually emailed us asking if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not email
Speaker 1: the radio station trying to get me on the phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a segment we do on our show called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Andrea is wondering why you haven't been
Speaker 1: returning any of her phone calls. Wait, so she emailed
Speaker 1: you and asked you to call me. She asked me
Speaker 1: why I didn't call her back. Yes, this is something
Speaker 1: that you guys do for your listeners. Yep, it is.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a public service for them, and it's
Speaker 1: a learning situation, you know. They get to hear what
Speaker 1: they did wrong on a date so they don't hopefully
Speaker 1: do it again. If she really wanted you to call
Speaker 1: me m because she likes you, should she know why
Speaker 1: you're not calling her back? Is it something that should
Speaker 1: be obvious to her? I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: it would be obvious to her to be honest with
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Well, she seemed nice when we talked
Speaker 1: to her about the date. Oh, she's perfectly pleasant, and
Speaker 1: I think she's a nice girl. Are you just not
Speaker 1: attracted to her or something? She's a very attractive you know. Again,
Speaker 1: there was just some weird things that happened on a
Speaker 1: date that just made me not feel like we really
Speaker 1: should hang out again. Can I tell you what she
Speaker 1: thinks it is? And you tell me if I'm right?
Speaker 1: He wrong? Sure, if you want to go ahead, that's fine.
Speaker 1: She thinks that you're not calling her back because she
Speaker 1: didn't know who Martin Scorsese, who Martin Scorsese is and
Speaker 1: can't pronounce his name? I mean, yeah, it was Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was pretty wild. I mean, all right, maybe you
Speaker 1: don't know him, but you at least know some of
Speaker 1: his movie you know, like Gangsters New York's pretty recent
Speaker 1: or think heart and want to talk her. You know what,
Speaker 1: at least pronounce his name right after I teach you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's usually pretty easy to say a name after you've
Speaker 1: heard it talked to her. When we talked to her,
Speaker 1: we tried to say it to her too. She still
Speaker 1: couldn't get it. But she thinks that's why you're not
Speaker 1: calling her back. Reason she can't. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: pretty strange, but it's not. It's not the reason. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you tell us what the reason is? Then? So
Speaker 1: all right? So I take her to this restaurant and
Speaker 1: it's a pretty nice restaurant. We get brought to our
Speaker 1: table and the waitress pulls out the chair for her
Speaker 1: to sit down at the table, and she hops up
Speaker 1: on the chair, like feet on the chair, standing on
Speaker 1: the chair in the middle of the restaurant, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing? Did you say she'd
Speaker 1: like stood on the chair. Yeah, like literally, it's what
Speaker 1: her feet like stood three feet over everybody who was
Speaker 1: standing stood on the chair because she said that the
Speaker 1: view from up there was breathtaking and she needed to
Speaker 1: take a picture for Instagram on the chair and took
Speaker 1: a picture of like the restaurant room with like some
Speaker 1: windows in the background showing the view that we could
Speaker 1: see from from standing on her. It was it was embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It was on It was the most one of the
Speaker 1: most embarrassing things. This is an extensive restaurant we went to.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's never been to a nice restaurant before. She
Speaker 1: was just like shocked to be there. And I'd be
Speaker 1: embarrassed to be there with her standing on the chairs
Speaker 1: at at a McDonald You're right, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was trying to help justify for herself. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: cute she gets excited about beautiful selling and and and
Speaker 1: I agree, Like if Andrea had only done it once,
Speaker 1: that would have been one thing, But this odd Instagram
Speaker 1: behavior just kept half and happening. For example, we're leaving
Speaker 1: the restaurant and she stops in the middle of us leaving,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I really needed to take a picture
Speaker 1: with this view in the background. So she like literally
Speaker 1: basically throws me her phone and runs over to the
Speaker 1: window and she gets into like this weird like yoga
Speaker 1: pose basically where she's got her leg behind her head
Speaker 1: and she's grabbing it with her the other side, arms
Speaker 1: and basically and sitting on someone's table while they're eating,
Speaker 1: trying to pick a picture of her for Instagram doing
Speaker 1: a yoga pose and restaurant windows. It's like I said,
Speaker 1: it was weird. I don't want to go on a
Speaker 1: day it was coming to be the professional Instagram photographer.
Speaker 1: You don't want to add that to your list of
Speaker 1: job duties that you can do, like special skill section
Speaker 1: on your resume and photographer. Maybe if she was gonna
Speaker 1: pay me for it, but the fact that I'm pampered dinner,
Speaker 1: I'm picking her up, We're going out on my diamond.
Speaker 1: I'm also her photographer for her pictures by herself. Give
Speaker 1: me a break. I don't need this in my life.
Speaker 1: You know what else is kind of annoying. What's that
Speaker 1: she's actually on the other line listening right now and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. That's not funny at all. Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you there? I am, Oh my god? Really, you
Speaker 1: have a problem with the fact that I like taking photographs.
Speaker 1: You know, I like taking pictures on my Instagram. I
Speaker 1: have a lot of fans on there, and I'm kind
Speaker 1: of known for doing poses in different places. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's fantastic news. But we were out on a date. Figure,
Speaker 1: you could maybe focus on our date rather than your
Speaker 1: Instagram followers who you don't actually know. Like, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna chose some interest in someone, at least sit there
Speaker 1: and be a part of what's going on rather than
Speaker 1: thinking about, well, how can I best interact with these
Speaker 1: strangers on the internet. Like, yeah, he has a really
Speaker 1: good point, Andrea. People will follow me on Instagram. They
Speaker 1: like to know what I'm doing, and so, you know,
Speaker 1: I just I share it and stuff and they like it. Andrews.
Speaker 1: At one point, you handed me your phone and took
Speaker 1: my phone so that I could take a picture of
Speaker 1: you looking at a phone in front of a brick wall. Happened.
Speaker 1: They know that she was looking at my phone with
Speaker 1: me taking a picture of her phone, so she could
Speaker 1: post herself looking at any phone in front of a
Speaker 1: brick wall. Andrea, it was a great picture. It got
Speaker 1: like four hundred like it got one. Unlike for me, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a point. Like if he spent
Speaker 1: his entire time on his phone or maybe even doing
Speaker 1: his hobby wall he was on a date with you,
Speaker 1: you would have found it incredibly rude. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: we talked about a lot of different things. I mean
Speaker 1: we had a whole discussion about movies and how much
Speaker 1: we both love movies. Again, I thought we had a
Speaker 1: nice conversation about movies. I guess not. It was it
Speaker 1: was I mean, it was fine. Again, the whole thing
Speaker 1: was just fine. Andrew. You don't see how it could
Speaker 1: be a little bit annoying that you're taking pictures every
Speaker 1: five seconds and making him Basically, you're hired photographer for
Speaker 1: the evening. Instagram is the way to the future, and
Speaker 1: if you're not on Instagram, then you're not a part
Speaker 1: of the future. So it really sucks for you. I
Speaker 1: think you work for Instagram. This is ridiculous. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, Austin, I would love to ask you this question.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out with Andrea on a
Speaker 1: second date? We will pay for it. Andrea, again, you're
Speaker 1: super sweet. And there there's another instagramm er out there
Speaker 1: for you that that dude is not me. Whatever. I
Speaker 1: get hit up by so many guys on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: I don't even need to go out on a date
Speaker 1: with you. Sethart Andrea, thank you. I'm sorry it wasn't
Speaker 1: a successful second date update. Thanks guys. Before we let
Speaker 1: you go, though, you need to take a picture of
Speaker 1: yourself on the phone doing a second date update. You know,
Speaker 1: I never thought of that. I should totally do that. No,
Speaker 1: you should, sweetheart, My goodness broken Jupil in the morning.