WEBVTT - Celebrity Cruise Sets New Obliviousness Record 08.08.25 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:07.800 Oh oh. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:18.680 Here I come from with you mom. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.400 If I was a bad and I people thought that 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:25.599 that's what my music saided like, I'd like, I'm never 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:29.800 doing anything creative ever again it's have you. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.199 Seen the video that's like getting passed around on Twitter 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:33.080 of them performing it? 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:40.760 No, but old moll do I go. Let me just 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:45.400 read some of these lyrics. Alabama, Arkansas. I do love 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:51.360 my mom, Paul, not that way I do love you. Wait, 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.559 not that way as in, like I don't love my 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:56.720 mother and my father the way I love my romantic interest. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.920 That's good they clear that up. It is important that 0:00:58.920 --> 0:00:59.600 they clear that up. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.920 And I think that's why they said Arkansas first. They're like, 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.760 I'm gonna name these places that are kind of that. Yeah, 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:05.920 I don't love you like that. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.320 I'm not like that. FYI. 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:14.399 Well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, Jesus christ 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.160 Ain't nothing please me more than you? 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:22.840 And these people are from those felixes feels. It's true. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:25.560 Sharp was born in a Gelson's. 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:33.120 Born in the Whole Foods hot food section, next to 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:37.200 like a thirteen dollars piece of pizza. Yes, it would 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:41.080 be more appropriate to say Arawan but Arawan wasn't that 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.840 bougie and widespread and that far east in Los Angeles 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:45.479 until then? 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.160 That's correct. But if I was. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:51.000 From Alabama or Arkansas, I would be so offended, Like 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:55.000 this is the most like they're like doing Arkansas hillbilly face. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.760 He pass those spoons over here, Paul, let me get 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.760 let me get a spooning' not like that. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:07.680 I don't love you like that, Pa, but I love 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.560 that like Paul. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:20.200 Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four hundred, episode 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:25.760 five of Dirdays. Heyay, this production of Iheartradios, the podcast 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.639 We're taking Deep to have a too American share concouenness. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:33.240 It's the season finale of the eagerly anticipated season four hundred. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.799 It's Friday, August eighth, twenty twenty five. My name is 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:40.160 Jack O'Brien aka. I eat pieces of pizza like you 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.040 for breakfast that. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.640 One crazy of David Lesser. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.560 Oh yes, I eate pizza yesterday for breakfast Manco and Manco's. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.320 I felt bad, and then today I was like, how 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.640 can I eat something for breakfast that will make me 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:58.080 feel worse? And I ate a plate of leftover beef 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.239 and mashed potatoes. 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:02.440 What that he was going on with you. I don't know. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.680 I come home and I eat like I don't know 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:10.200 how food works for some reason, but I can report 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.160 I feel like shit again for some reason. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:18.920 Because beef is so vague. What was it? But I 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.320 think you don't know. That's who you would have said 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.639 that it was like a steak or that's why it's 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.680 so concerning, that's what. You don't know. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:30.560 What it was just a red red meat of some sort. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:35.920 Yeah, something rare. Yeah, Now it was a couple of 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:36.440 days old. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.040 It's been reheated a couple of times, but it was 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.200 really good on the last reheat, and this time I 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.320 was very hungry, and so I didn't notice if it 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.480 was good or bad, And now I feel terrible. I'm 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.600 thrilled to be joined in our second seat by a 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:53.760 brilliant comedian, writer actor. Please welcome uh the Hilarious The 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.040 Riding of Recumbent Bicycle In short short. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:04:03.760 It's Blake Waxland's Wexler aka let me go on like 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.680 a Wexler in the sun, Let me go on plump legs. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.480 You know I'm the one when I'm out walking, I 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.560 strapped my stuff. Yeah, these plumpers are out. Big thighs. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.720 Big thighs were come bent by I might I just 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.520 by stopped to show them off. Let me go on, 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:23.160 And that was from Gross Space Killer. Today is my 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.360 dad's birthday, but I don't want to talk about that, 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:30.360 so to talk about these leggs. He's the man I 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:34.719 inherited the original plump pet my dad. Your dad have 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:38.360 great legs. Uh, they used to. They're not aging well, 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.839 but they were once. They were once a good yeah, 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.599 a good leg like the rest of them. They're it's 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:46.599 gone the ship. But you know he had good legs 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:52.240 in his in his heyday. Heyas congratulations Blake, thank you, thanks. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:52.880 We are thrilled to. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.839 Be joined in our third seat by a brilliant anti 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:01.880 racism educator, activist, writer, creator the acclaimed podcast White Homework. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.600 Please welcome back to the show, Tory Williams Douglas. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.880 Thanks so much for having me back on. I would 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.080 get to be back on to This is my first 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.520 different second host. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.560 Oh really, Oh yeah, you've had Blake as a co 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.520 host before and it is an. 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.560 Honor and a privilege and a delight. 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:30.880 Tory, congratulations, thanks for having me on. 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:31.880 Happy to be here. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:33.719 We're thrilled to have you back. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:39.760 I am coming from DTS down the shore for the 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:41.600 part of the Jersey Shore I. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:42.400 Grew up going to. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.880 Did we talk about the abandoned amusement park yesterday's episode? 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:50.200 We somehow didn't get to it. We got to everything 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.800 else under the fucking sun. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.240 But because we were talking about the amusement park where 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.480 I appeared to pee my pants even though I didn't, 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.480 that place is now for the first time in my life, 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.679 the rides are not open this summer. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:04.080 It is enough. 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.800 It is a straight up abandoned amusement park that's been 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:11.839 purchased by a hotel developer, which is like scary. We're 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.080 so close to a Scooby Doo, Like I feel like 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.159 I need to go there and start dressing up and 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:22.200 like you know, ghost mask and like trying to scare 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.400 people to do something with the property value. Probably scare 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.800 the hotel operators so they bring them rides back. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:33.840 That'll work. Both of you have kids, so you'll probably 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.880 have like a more in depth analysis on this, since 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:40.880 mine is purely selfish. But getting on amusement park rides 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:46.880 where there's clearly been no regulation or anyone looking into 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.440 how unsafe they are where, Like it's one of the 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.240 scariest things in the world. Like do you blink when 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.600 you bring a kid to a fair, you know, like 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.000 do you let them go on the better not to 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.479 think about it, just get on the ride. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:04.040 There's reason like Carneye is derogatory like that. The people 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:08.680 who run carnivals are Yeah, it's I don't know. I 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.800 guess they're good at putting the rise together because they 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.480 like take apart and put them back together so frequently. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.640 But man, I've like gotten on rides that are like 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.920 creaking and sputtering, and the person who is running it 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.760 does not have a shirt on, doesn't have all their teeth, 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.400 and just like appears to be out of their mind 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.040 on something or another. 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.720 You're risking so much. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:33.120 I know, you're risking everything, your children's lives. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:34.320 Pair whimsy. 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:38.560 Yeah, it isn't important. It is an important milestone though, 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:45.320 Like I I sure very distinctly remember going on the 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:48.880 thing that spins around so fast that like you can't 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.120 have it at normal amusement parks, the one that like 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:52.119 sticks you to the wall. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.000 And as we were. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:57.280 Doing that at the Kentucky State Fair, the guy who's 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:01.560 operating it again jeans, no shirt, long long rattail in 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:01.920 the back. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.840 You didn't even have to say that part started. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:08.400 Started walking on the wall, like so that we're sticking 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.880 to He was walking on it so like parallel, his 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.040 body is parallel to the ground. And it was the 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:19.400 sickest thing I'd ever seen. It was so dope, just 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:23.600 like look what I can do. I was like it 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:29.320 was hock rating that. It's like like every amusement park 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.280 is like, don't get any ideas, and he's like, here's 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:36.839 one exactly, Like if he had died, the thing just 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.199 would have kept going faster and faster, like taken off forever. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:44.040 Yeah, And some of the roller coasters are made of wood, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.400 and it's like, okay, so you have something that's already 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:48.839 probably going to break and kill someone at some point, 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.280 let's just make it made of a substance that it 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:53.840 never should have been made out of, like to begin with, 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.079 like the like a log flume. Also, why is the 0:08:56.080 --> 0:09:00.480 wood going in water? That's not that's great and wise 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.520 wise is the perfect. It's it's weird to me, Like. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.720 The roller coasters were invented and they were just like wood, 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:10.920 and we all take it for granted. We're like, yeah, 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.760 well that's all they had back then. But it was 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.520 like the twenties they were also they were making things 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.400 out of metal in the twenties. They knew knew, they 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.920 knew about metal back then, Like, well, it was the 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.040 Bronze Age. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.760 You have steam engines, so that you got the infrastructure 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.080 here for some reason, these things around. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.640 No, that's they couldn't have possibly made a roller coaster 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.800 out of anything except for what appears to be like 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.880 forty large Jenga piles. 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.400 They had the Brooklyn Bridge back then, which. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.559 Is not made of wood, I mean not at all 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:48.920 looks like a roller coaster. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.840 Kind of those hipsters are going to make it made 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:51.240 of wood. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.520 I always wonder. I'm like, are the ones that they 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:01.000 bring into town for a week or a couple of weeks, 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.000 like they do in Portland for the roast festival and 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.160 set up and then they take it down, you know, 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:06.719 ten days later or whatever and go on to the 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.840 next town. Or the one that's here is just always here. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.160 I'm like, which one is safer? And I don't want 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.240 to look it up because I actually don't want to know. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.760 But the one that's just always here, always open, with 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.080 the wooden roller coaster that we have. Yeah, I don't know. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.360 Should I look at the data on how many children 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:25.479 have lost. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:31.880 Digits all the high profile, like horrible things happen at 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.520 the place, the ones that are permanent. But I just 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.679 wonder if it's because when a bad thing happens at 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:43.080 a carnival, they leave town before the sun rises. Like 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.920 it was just like, I don't know how to pack 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:48.040 it up to say who that was. There's just a 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.520 mangled body in the in the field somewhere. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:56.160 There's no paper trail or record of anyone works there exact, 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.520 they have no permits. Yeah, they just kind of show up. 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.080 Yeah, all right, well, Tory, we're thrilled to have you here. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.480 We're gonna get to know you a little bit better 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.720 in a moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners what 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:09.120 we're talking about today. We're gonna talk about Trump's tariffs. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.760 I guess I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna do that. Yeah, 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:17.400 it seems bad, seems dumb. We'll talk about this vanity 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:23.040 fair profile of like this yacht that had all the 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.120 most famous people on the planet on it, and it's 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:30.720 truly upsetting. It feels it feels like they should be 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:34.960 ashamed of themselves for this one. And we'll talk about 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:40.199 why that song home is suddenly so popular, to shit 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.839 all over all that plenty more. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.040 But first Tory, we do like to ask our guest, 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:45.880 what is. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.480 Something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.520 The thing that I have been searching the last week 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:54.960 or so, and this is just gonna be TMI and 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.880 I'm gonna do it anyway, is how soon after hitting 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:03.280 perry menopause you can get HRT. Because I've been feeling 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:07.560 very toasty lately and I'm like, well, I was going 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.840 to try to power through, and then my sister was like, no, 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.520 if you start my younger sister, who probably shouldn't know 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.080 these things, I don't think because like, no, if you 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:17.240 start earlier, it helps more. So I'm honestly just like 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.680 searching for HRT, and then I'm slowly watching places change 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.800 the name of it from like hormone replacement therapy, which people, 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:32.319 well bigots just automatically associate with trans to menopause therapy 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:35.600 or menopause hormone therapy, which I think is really interesting. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.160 And so I'm going to die on the hill of 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.400 calling it HRT because. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:42.920 The hormone therapy to. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.720 Feel uncomfortable and I want them to be like, wait, 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.760 what what gender were you assigned at birth? I can't tell. 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:55.640 So hormone replacement therapy is now menopause hormone therapy, according 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:59.040 to the Mayo Clinic, because everybody is scared. 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:08.199 And men capitalized for some reason in menopause. They wanted to. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.679 Yeah, so just I've been searching up a lot of 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.040 gender affirming care, I guess is what we're going to say. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:18.400 And yeah, it's interesting trying to figure out, like does 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.679 my insurance cover this? Do I have to pay out 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:25.559 of pocket? We live, obviously you will know this in 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.120 a hell country, one of the shithole countries we've heard 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:29.880 so much about. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:34.200 We live in a country, I agree, hell of a country. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:38.080 Hell here I am. I'm trying to figure out, hmm, 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.400 is there any going to like mitigate some of these 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:44.319 very miserable symptoms. And then you know, thinking about, oh, 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.440 we we don't know very much about how to deal 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:50.080 with menopause lash perimenopause because we don't invest in even 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.360 before all of the breeds got canceled, we don't invest 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.920 in researching anything about women's self because it's not urgent. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:58.920 It's a real mystery. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:03.520 Actually, I feel like that's like the first complicated. 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.480 It's very complicated. It's scary. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:12.320 God intended women to suffer. And so here we are, Yeah, 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:17.520 believing that science isn't real. And I'm trying to get 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:24.200 answers from Google that aren't AI generated because helping it 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:28.880 turns out not helpful when the entire medical establishment doesn't 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:30.560 really know what the fuck they're talking about. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.320 I'm just going to trust Google's AI to kind of 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.120 summarize my way out together. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:37.560 Yeah, they're pretty good. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:41.760 So I'm sorry you're going through that. Well, the symptoms 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:45.280 I've heard of, the hot flashes or the hot flashes, 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:51.440 how hot, how flashy you're talking, you asked the tough questions. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:53.400 We're talking. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.440 I had this very strange moment where I've been trying 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:02.320 to be responsible and be in bed reading a book 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:07.120 at ten pm every night, right, and obviously it's summertime, right, 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.400 so the windows are open, I don't have the comforter on. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.280 I'm just got like my little one sheet and I'm 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.000 like reading my book and there's like you can feel, 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.680 you know, how you can feel the air like under 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.960 the sheet that's like around your body. I feel it, 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.560 like I can feel the temperature rising under the sheet. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:27.360 As I going like a meter you're creating at the sheet. 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.560 And I was like, oh, oh this sucks. I was like, 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.360 what is happening here? So I think I need to 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.000 start taking an ice pack to bed with me, just 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.320 to be safe, just an emergency. You know those like 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.280 break in case of emergency ice packs and these take Yeah, 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.400 yeah that I take on like pikes and stuff from 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:44.920 my kids. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.440 A chemical one. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:50.440 I need one of those, but like for my bed, yeah, 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:51.800 just to be safe. 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.480 Back of the neck, yep, yep, I like it. I 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.800 have to sleep with a blanket as well, Like even 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.120 if it's like so high, I have to like need 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.800 some sort of in my mind, it's like protecting me 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:08.840 from an intruder. You know, this thing could come into 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.360 your They can't get. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.360 Through the blanket though, so yeah, yeah, something about like 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.160 sleeping without a blanket. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.920 My body is like we're not actually sleeping. Yeah. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.760 I don't know what you think this is, but this 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.600 is not bedtime. If you're just sleeping with nothing on 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:23.160 top of you. 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.840 I can't even nap without something on top of me, 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.440 like that's how ingrained it is. And it's like, oh, well, 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.240 what are we doing here, We're just hanging out on 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.800 a bed. This is this is nothing. So yeah, I 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:34.800 really I'm. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.160 Thinking great, I'm thinking now. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:42.000 I'm like reverse claustrophobia. I like to have something close 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.480 and like I like, I find it nice and cozy. 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:50.120 I think I descend from pack or like Den you know, animals. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:51.440 Yeah, I got that. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.920 I got that Den animal inside of me, that dog, 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:57.840 that Den dog dog. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:01.120 I sleep with a bunk bed just laying on top 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:05.720 of me, and there's no yea, take the leg right off. 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:06.560 I did. 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:09.399 I used to like feel very comfortable under beds, Like 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.320 as a kid, I would just like kind of hide 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.560 under a bed. Then they would come and take me, 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:15.119 and my dad would tell them that he has a 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:16.439 very particular set of skills. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.920 Torri, what is something you think is underrated? 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.639 Okay, So I'm gonna lie a little bit because this 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.280 is not technically underrated, because back in the day it 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.840 was huge. It was a sensation. But I am feeling 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.960 a little bit of a way about the book The 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:37.760 Historian by Elizabeth Kostova, which is one of my absolute 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.440 favorite books, and it came out in two thousand and five. Right, 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:47.000 it's a novel and it's just really beautiful, beautifully written. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:50.280 Came out during like kind of like when I don't 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:51.800 remember when Twilight came out, but it feels like it 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.160 was kind of the Twilight era, so like vampires were 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.000 in the air. That was just the thing, and I 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:57.960 just there's. 0:17:57.760 --> 0:17:59.359 A up group on every corner. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:06.640 Sorry, I'm not that also, vampires who were everywhere. Twilight 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.359 was at the top of the charts, there was a 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:09.959 duop group on every corner. 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.320 This is like this book specifically was also like a 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:17.000 New York Times bestseller. It was amazing and I can't 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.919 believe no one's turned it into a film yet. But 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:23.399 it's like this really beautiful story about this girl who, 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:28.359 like this young girl who finds these handwritten letters in 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:32.240 like her father's library and that each of them starts 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.359 out my dear and unfortunate Successor, and they're written by 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:40.200 the historian who is very concerned that he might be 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:46.240 being hunted by Dracula, and so he's writing down and 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.560 they're like all date mark like nineteen thirty, like December 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:53.000 nineteen thirty, right, So she is like, what is this 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:54.680 and decides to go and ask her dad about it, 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.720 and then they have all these adventures together all over 0:18:56.800 --> 0:19:00.840 like Southeast Europe, and it's just like very romantic and 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:03.119 like cozy in the way that she describes like all 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:07.040 of these different country sides is amazing and obviously, like 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:10.720 you know, you're talking about Romania because Dracula and it 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.840 just it just seems like a really perfect, beautiful story 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:16.399 to turn into. It would have the book is so 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:18.679 long it would have to be two movies. But I 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.720 am on a campaign. If anyone is listening, please hit 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:24.600 me up. Please. I just really want to see this 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:26.400 on film. It would be stunning. 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:30.919 I just think it's interesting that when this character writes 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:33.640 a bunch of letters about how they're being hunted by 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:38.120 a Dracula, it's art. But when I write, Blake, like 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:41.560 just a couple letters about how I'm being hunted by 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:45.560 a swamp thing, he yeah, harassment and stop doing this. 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:46.560 Is this a joke? 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.919 This doesn't really add to anything. You won't let me 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:51.560 bring it up and make fun of you for it 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:55.120 on the show. These are the things he says to me, Jah, 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:55.640 we just got. 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:57.480 To punch up your writing, man, We just got to 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:58.440 make it eloquent and. 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:01.240 Beautiful about the subject matter right exactly, it's. 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:02.800 How you're writing it. 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:10.480 He's on my six swamp I just used. The tone 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:15.159 is so fucked. We got a smoky in the swamp. 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:18.479 Exactly, Jason me for twenty clicks, I'm about to die. 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.879 Yeah, it sounds really lovely. 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:23.920 It is. 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:25.920 If you're a reader and you haven't read it, highly 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:29.840 recommend if you like novels not terribly smutty, but because 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:32.240 I know that's all the raid right now, a little 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.080 bit of romance, but yeah, mostly just good times. 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:40.240 You just like have the misfortune of being the other Dracula, 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:44.000 the other vampire novel that was popular at the same 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:46.199 time as Twilight, and so they were like, we're going 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:48.840 to be busy making these over. 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:52.600 Here, probably, and it was more for adult like I 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:53.960 think it was more. It was more written to an 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:58.360 adult audience. It's not particularly hya and obviously like ya 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:00.480 is where all the money is because you get all 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:04.959 the girlies screaming about Robert Pattinson, who turned into an 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.280 amazing actor. I just watched Mickey seventeen fucking sucked, and 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:11.720 I'm like sobbing because his performance is so compelling, but 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:18.640 it's weird. It's like two movies are two trains, one 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:25.280 is going fifty five miles an hour, and you're just like, 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:26.800 what is fucking happening? 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:33.680 Is your recommendation? The historian as well written as Twilight? 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:37.400 And I'm going to read a pool book from Twilight 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:41.040 for you, just to get you to know what you're 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:47.399 competing with. Aren't you hungry? He asked, distracted. No, I 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:50.000 didn't feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full, 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:52.600 m dash of butterflies? 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:55.000 No, are you serious? 0:21:55.560 --> 0:22:00.800 Yeah, that's a straight up bar that that. Yeah, well 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:04.320