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Speaker 1: to your phone tap. Is there any place more boring

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Speaker 1: to work than at the public library in your city?

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Speaker 1: I've never worked there, but I think librarians get really

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Speaker 1: excited about what they do. Actually, I mean, sure, the

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Speaker 1: books are interesting and the stories are great, But for

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Speaker 1: the people that work there, I would imagine it gets

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Speaker 1: pretty monotonous every day. Yeah, tell you go over and

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Speaker 1: search the browser history of whoever is. I don't know

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Speaker 1: about that, but that's why one listener wanted us to

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Speaker 1: prank their coworker by having us call the library to

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Speaker 1: ask about renting a video from their collection. And I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for a very particular type of video to help

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Speaker 1: me out. Now, I had to change my voice for

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Speaker 1: it to sound a little bit creepier. We'll see how

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Speaker 1: they react in your brand new phone tap. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the public library. This is Aaron, how might help you? Hi? Aaron.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sophocles. My friends call me soft. I

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Speaker 1: was hoping maybe you could help me with something. Sure,

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Speaker 1: what can do for you? So? I have a really

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Speaker 1: hot date tonight? Is this a joker? No? I really

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Speaker 1: have a tender date tonight. And why are you calling

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Speaker 1: a library back? Well, because here's what I'm thinking. I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking we're going to come back to my place and

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Speaker 1: then when that happens, I want to put on a movie.

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Speaker 1: So I'm assuming you're calling because we read mobile viewser Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that I can get her in the

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Speaker 1: mood with the movie, and I'm wondering if you might

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Speaker 1: know a good one. We have a large amount of moon.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I can help your situation, but I'll

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Speaker 1: help you if I can. I guess. Can I just

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Speaker 1: tell you the ones that I've tried before that didn't work,

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Speaker 1: so you don't have to tell me these? Sure? Okay.

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Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, I put on Fast

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Speaker 1: and Furious Tokyo Drift. Okay, that's a pretty awful movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it didn't work. I would imagine that. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean she was furious and then she left fast.

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Speaker 1: But that's it's not what I was going for. Fair enough, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I also tried the Ghostbusters remake. Is that the one

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Speaker 1: with the girls. Yeah, I mean it was entertaining, but

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Speaker 1: it doesn't want to make you take your clothes off

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Speaker 1: and do stuff. I mean all right, So and then

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Speaker 1: my biggest mistake you want to hear about the worst one? Sure?

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Speaker 1: That was when I rented ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was in it until I

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Speaker 1: put it in, So that was my bad. Yeah that

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Speaker 1: sounds awful. Actually, total mood killer didn't get any action,

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Speaker 1: no play. You're really bad at cooking movies. So well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm asking for your help. I would love

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Speaker 1: any recommendation that's not a total bar killer. I tell you,

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Speaker 1: who is the weirdest calling I will buy? So, uh,

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Speaker 1: give me one second? This looking up here, all right?

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Speaker 1: I kind of searched for you, like putting the sexy

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Speaker 1: vibe thing on it. They're just trying to see if

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Speaker 1: there's something that comes up. Yeah, really sweet. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: may want to try. Probably heard of it, but cruel intentions.

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Speaker 1: I heard it's kind of sexy. I'll be honest, I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 1: Could you maybe tell me about it. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: running out of time, but let me just give you

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Speaker 1: this explanation it really quick. Okay, I'm ready. So that

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Speaker 1: who was? Reese Witherspoon comes upon in Sebastian's deliciously diabological

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Speaker 1: wager of sexual conquest? Oh my god, is this making

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Speaker 1: you hot right now? No? No, So she intends to

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Speaker 1: stay pure until she marries her boyfriend. However, Sebastian gets

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Speaker 1: more than he bargained for as he attempts to woo

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Speaker 1: and that do bad. So it's uh, oh, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: liking that one. Yeah, so it's incredibly hot. But I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not reading anymore. It's just getting odd. So you

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Speaker 1: get the idea though, right, Oh I get more than

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Speaker 1: an idea, So I got the whole pie. You want

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Speaker 1: me to hold it and reserve this movie for you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna be up for a

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Speaker 1: date after you and I just went through what we

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Speaker 1: went through together. Boy, we didn't go through anything together.

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Speaker 1: Just to make that clear. And why are you breathing

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Speaker 1: so hard just listening to the You're breathing hard listening

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Speaker 1: to me talking about a movie? Tell me again, about

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Speaker 1: the diabolical plan. Listen, I'm just trying to do my job.

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Speaker 1: So is there anything else I can help you with? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I would like to lodge a complaint again you because

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Speaker 1: after you read that description, I ruined my pants. Come

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Speaker 1: on it, seriously, knock it off. I don't have time

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Speaker 1: for this. Do you want to reserve the movie or not?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. Your boss Taylor said

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Speaker 1: you were all business and she was not wrong. Have

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Speaker 1: you been here before? How do you know, my boss?

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Speaker 1: I have not been there, but I have talked to

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Speaker 1: Taylor on the phone, because she's the one that sets

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Speaker 1: you up for this prank call. Where are you talking? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: this is a joke. My name's jeff from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a

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Speaker 1: phone tap. Are you serious? I'm sorry, man. Your boss

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Speaker 1: Taylor is the one that set you up for this

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Speaker 1: because she says I can get really boring working at

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Speaker 1: the library, especially during this time of the year. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you have me freeing going. Man, No, you

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Speaker 1: had me going. That's why my pants answer worthless. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm so done. Wake up every morning with food tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,