1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: You don't hear me, concession, I can't take back all 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: arms little mouse speak. 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 2: I got a text into seven eight five, nine to 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 2: two that says skipping is a fast, fun, energy efficient 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 2: way of getting from point A to point B, and 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 2: now that I'm forty six years old, I don't feel 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 2: embarrassed about doing it in public anymore. 8 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 3: Yolo, dude, my mom My mom has been trying to 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 3: push for skipping instead of running for decades. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's not gonna happen, mom the last time. 11 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: I don't. 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,959 Speaker 2: I don't think the skipping part is the weird part. 13 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 2: It's the big tails in the oversized rainbow lollipop that 14 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,959 Speaker 2: gets people a little bit weirded. 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 4: Out with it, sock. 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 2: But you know what, on this segment, we don't stare, 17 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 2: we don't judge. We just listen to your confessions, like 18 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 2: the one from one of our listeners who wants to 19 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 2: come clean using the fake name Adam today. So Adam, 20 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 2: welcome to the show Man. 21 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: Hi. 22 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you sounds chipper. Even the voice changer on Adam. 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: Oh thank you? I tried. 24 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 2: Okay, well, Adam, I don't know if you have your 25 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 2: pigtails in, but the voice changer is on. You are 26 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 2: now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 27 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no pigtails today. Okay, so I have a 28 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,279 Speaker 1: fun he's five. 29 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 4: Oh that's so cute. That's such a great aide, right, But. 30 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: He's going through that dinosaur phase. 31 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean some kids grow out of it, some 32 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 4: kids don't. 33 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: I think I hope he does. 34 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:31,119 Speaker 4: So why it's a great phase. It's like science and 35 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 4: you're learning stuff. It's awesome. 36 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 2: Why do you say that? 37 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: No, I mean that part's great. Effectually love dinosaurs. I mean, 38 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: he's got all kinds of books. All he wants to 39 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: do is watch dinosaur TV shows. And one day he 40 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: comes up to me and he says he wants to 41 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: go dino hunting in our backyard. 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 2: Okay, that's cute, like hunting for old people or. 43 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 3: I mean I would just imagine, like you guys are 44 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 3: out there digging up some rocks and yeah. 45 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the professional he wants. He wants to 46 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 2: be real life paleontologists. 47 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: Someday, Yeah, that would be great. But for now it 48 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: was causing a bit of a problem because I thought 49 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: it was cute too, So I gave him some tools 50 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: from the garage and just said, hey, go outside and 51 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: have some fun. So he's out digging in the backyard 52 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: for a while, and to be fair, that kind of 53 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: helped me out because there's a bunch of weeds out there. 54 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 3: Good. Did you know that dinosaurs most likely to be 55 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 3: found underneath dandylions? 56 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is called a lawnmower. 57 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,959 Speaker 4: You should just as. 58 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 2: Smart. 59 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: So he's out there and one day he comes running 60 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: in totally screaming and excited because he thinks he found 61 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: a baby dinosaur. Hang on to the second, you might 62 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: not be aweing in a thing. So I go outside 63 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: just to see what he's talking about. And he points 64 00:02:55,360 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: to this hole and my first thought is, oh, my god, 65 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: that's where I buried the cat which you passed away 66 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: like four years ago. 67 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 2: He actually found bones. 68 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, oh. 69 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 4: My god, I take back my eye. 70 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: What do you do? Man? Well, I didn't want to 71 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: tell him what it really was. Yeah, so I just 72 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: kind of said, well, wow, you discovered the first thing 73 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: I could think of a plenty of saurus. I don't 74 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: even know if that's real. 75 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 3: Oh, if you confirm it that, he's going to want 76 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 3: to take the bones inside. 77 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 4: What are you doing? 78 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: I didn't want to like kill his passion for dino firms, 79 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: But if I didn't want them to know that it 80 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: was a dead cat that he was playing, that's. 81 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 2: A tough position for a parent to be in in 82 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 2: that moment. This is a kitty saurus son alone, you 83 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 2: confirmed you told him it was actually a little dinosaur. 84 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god. So I told him, because you know, 85 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: you gotta do something with the bones. I can't just 86 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: let him have a dead cats bones. 87 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 3: Oh my god, they'd collect him like my kids have 88 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 3: all sorts of weird stuff all over their dressers. 89 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: What you do right to just be sitting in his room? 90 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: And I didn't want that. So I took the bones 91 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: and I told him that I donated them to a museum. 92 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 4: And then you remember to dig deeper next time you 93 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 4: burry him. 94 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: Well, that's the problem. Thought it would be cute, maybe 95 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: this one time thing. I made a certificate on like 96 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: you know, Microsoft Word and printed it out with his 97 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: name on it. 98 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 2: Oh, like, congratulations. 99 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 4: On the natural Museum of Dad. 100 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: And so I thought, okay, one and done whatever. But 101 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: that just made him more excited. Yeah, to go back digging. 102 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 4: Please, don't tell me there's other pets in the backyard. 103 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: Not that I'm aware of. 104 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 4: Okay, good, I thought you were. 105 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: Like and our house was on an animal burial ground. 106 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: Now he's so excited about being a paleontologist. He keeps 107 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: going out there. So every Sunday morning, I've been waking 108 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: up early, go out there and rebury the. 109 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 2: Ball so that your kid finds them, so that he can. 110 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: Find them and dig them up, and then we pretend 111 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 1: to mail them. Oh my. 112 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 4: Pile, but it's fluffy every time. That's what you say. 113 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 2: Oh my, So he's finding like twenty different he thinks 114 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 2: he's finding like twenty different baby dinosaurs out there. 115 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 4: I know if he's not really good at it, If 116 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 4: you can't tell the difference. Next time we're having like 117 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 4: chicken for dinner, take some drumstick bos. 118 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea. 119 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 2: How long are you going to keep doing this? Because 120 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 2: you could go on for years. 121 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to kill his imagination. I don't 122 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: want to kill his excitement, but I'm running out of 123 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: printer paper. Yeah, good, every card. 124 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 4: I say, just keep it a secret, let the magic happen. 125 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 3: And then when he finally gets his PhD and becomes 126 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 3: a real palaeontologist. 127 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 4: You can break the. 128 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 1: Hopefully he'll figure out it's a cat skull and not 129 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 1: a t rex skull before then. 130 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, text into seventy five nine too. If you 131 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can 132 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the 133 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 2: next mass speaker. 134 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 4: Phone taps coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.