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Speaker 1: Nicky. Here's Nikki. Hello here I am. What's up you guys.

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Speaker 1: So good to be back here on the Nicky Glazer podcast. UM,

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Speaker 1: I missed you all. Thank you so much for understanding

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Speaker 1: um last week and the week before when we kind

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Speaker 1: of took a little time off just because of everything

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Speaker 1: that was going on in my life, which I really appreciate. Uh,

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Speaker 1: not only I Heart which is our UM mother company

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Speaker 1: and UM, but just Andrew and Noah who you know,

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Speaker 1: obviously enjoy doing this every day and love everyone that

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Speaker 1: is associated with the podcast. I appreciate just like fitting

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Speaker 1: into my schedule and considering me UM during this time

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Speaker 1: of a lot of work. But we're back and UM,

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Speaker 1: it's it was weird to be away from you guys

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Speaker 1: for so long. Noah, how did you feel about it

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Speaker 1: because we haven't recorded since it's been a week since Monday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a week. And Andrew just remarked that that is how

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Speaker 1: most podcasts do it, like He's like, they just do

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Speaker 1: once a week, and that's how well, that's how this

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Speaker 1: original this podcast was originally presented as that and could

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Speaker 1: have been that, but I said, now pay me the same,

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Speaker 1: let's do four times the amount because I like I

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Speaker 1: like a daily show, and man, there's a lot that

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Speaker 1: goes into the psychology behind wanting to do more work

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Speaker 1: even though people don't want it from me. Um. Because yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'll get to that in a second. Let me

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Speaker 1: put a little bookmark in that. No, how did you

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Speaker 1: feel not doing the show every day? It was very

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Speaker 1: relaxing because last week I went to l A to

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Speaker 1: spend time with family. I don't know a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's just a lot going on, so I appreciated not

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Speaker 1: having to manage a job also along with family stuff.

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Speaker 1: How is that? Um, we're family or obvious family? It

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Speaker 1: was obvious family. Okay, So and when you put a

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Speaker 1: bunch of family together, you know what happens. Yes, everyone

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Speaker 1: loves each other and gets along and they remember how

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Speaker 1: secure the bond of having the same bloodline is, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because that's this is the thing. I've said it before

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Speaker 1: and I'll say it again. Just because we have the

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Speaker 1: or like some connection doesn't mean we have to be

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Speaker 1: friends or like each other even see each other. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot more people in this world. I have a

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Speaker 1: like family. First, I understand the people you grow up with,

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Speaker 1: family doesn't fly with me. I just I just don't

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Speaker 1: get it. It wasn't so much that it's just like,

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Speaker 1: I know that you spend time with your family, and

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to hearing about it. But something happens

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Speaker 1: to us where we turn into teenagers, or at least

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Speaker 1: for me, oh my god. Yes, And I observe it

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Speaker 1: in others when we're around parental figures. Oh boy, what

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Speaker 1: holidays now. Maybe you're going back for for Christmas. There

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Speaker 1: is um there's an amazing meditation on the Waking Up

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Speaker 1: But there's just a snippet of it that says, pretty

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Speaker 1: much paraphrasing, it is, like you, it's about those reactions

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Speaker 1: It's so hard to realize that. But I find that

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Speaker 1: it just because and not let it would I was

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00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,800
Speaker 1: still want to look great, but there would have been

429
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 1: ship stains on it, you know, like it would have

430
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,679
Speaker 1: been laundry that I had done not well. Um, And

431
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,159
Speaker 1: I realized, Wow, this thing that I thought I was

432
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 1: like lacking, Like, let's yes, the guy I'm dating will

433
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: never do my laundry ever, that's just not something he

434
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,560
Speaker 1: is going to do. But there are a lot of

435
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:57,600
Speaker 1: people out there that aren't going to support and nurture

436
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 1: and um literally really help shape my special give me

437
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 1: the confidence to do it. Like I was thinking about

438
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,199
Speaker 1: past guys I've dated and what they would be like

439
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 1: backstage with me during the special, and how different they

440
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: would look than the guy I'm dating now, and it

441
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,440
Speaker 1: made me fucking sad and furious that like I could

442
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,640
Speaker 1: even let someone like that into my life because for me,

443
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,159
Speaker 1: what what this person did for me this weekend was

444
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: so much more valuable than my laundry and anything else

445
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: that I could look at someone's relationship and go, I

446
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: want that, And I I got that because I don't

447
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: need someone to do my laundry. I can't hire someone.

448
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 1: So this whole resentment I had all weekend about being

449
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 1: a woman and not being able to have a man

450
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 1: ever fold my laundry because that would just be an

451
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: emasculating thing to do. And women are always taking care

452
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 1: of men and how funk that is? And I should

453
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 1: probably get a wife and no, no, no no, wives aren't helping,

454
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 1: you know, with my set list and going to the

455
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 1: prompter and making sure it's right and making sure I

456
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 1: have all the right food. But like, I was so

457
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,400
Speaker 1: taken care of this weekend and such a love way,

458
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 1: and it made me just very appreciative for the relationship

459
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: I have that might be have deficits compared to others,

460
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: but I was and and you know what, maybe your

461
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: relationship has deficits compared to others and there's no strengths,

462
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: then you need to leave that person. But I was

463
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: able to get to a place where I found like, Okay,

464
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: I've got something. I wasn't even looking at the full picture.

465
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 1: I hope this helped you all. This really helped me.

466
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 1: Let's get Andrew in here, and what up? I was

467
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: just talking about, um, how I was you know, you

468
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: were telling me last week that when you visited Brenna

469
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 1: in Chicago, like how it was so nice. She's like

470
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 1: does your laundry and takes care of you and like

471
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,959
Speaker 1: really enjoys doing those things and like it's such a

472
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: loving thing. And I was feeling so jealous that I

473
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: don't I'm never going to find a man that's wants

474
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: to do my laundry, and if he does, it's like

475
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 1: not the kind of man I'd be attracted to, or

476
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 1: like it's just not a manly thing. It's not a

477
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 1: masculine thing. And I was feeling so much rage about it,

478
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: like not about you, but like just about God. Men

479
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: get women taking care of them. I have to hire

480
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 1: a housekeeper. I'm going to spend thousands of dollars to

481
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: do what like women just naturally do for men in

482
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: a relationship. Then I realized what my guy I'm seeing

483
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: did for me this weekend for my special was Yeah,

484
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 1: old Bob, what he did for me for my special

485
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: was like my version of laundry. And that you know,

486
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: a lot of people, a lot of relationships that I

487
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: look at and I'm envious of they would never have that,

488
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: like not a lot of people need what I needed

489
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 1: this weekend. It was a very specific thing that this

490
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 1: person brought to my life that was so I mean,

491
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 1: I was just so grateful this weekend, not only for him,

492
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: but for you, for a meal, for U, Kirsten, for

493
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: uh Jen, my assistant slash cotour manager Anya Um, for

494
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: my parents, for my sister, for um Robin, for cats,

495
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: for Corey, Kirsten's husband who lets her go and do

496
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: a life and have a life and and is with

497
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: Kirsten all day at my special. But like, isn't trying

498
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: to make it about him is just chilling? Um Man.

499
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: This weekend was my major Alex, my my agent, Nick,

500
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: my um director Lynn Mendoza, uh the assistant director, I

501
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 1: forget his name, but god damn it, he was so nice.

502
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna my producer John Irwin. I feel like I'm

503
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,199
Speaker 1: accepting an award, which I probably will be for the

504
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: special because it was so you know, all of the

505
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: besties that came out to the show or sent me

506
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 1: a note, Seth Herzog who opened the show, but all

507
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 1: the besties that came in Denver, Man, y'all made me

508
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,239
Speaker 1: feel so freaking good and I felt, you know, how

509
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: I feel about you and how I feel like you're

510
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: my friends, and like it was like I had friends

511
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: in the building, especially for that second show. No offensive,

512
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 1: you came to the first show and we're like, hey,

513
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 1: I gave him my all. I know you did. There

514
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: was a bestie in the second show that at the

515
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: very top of the show she goes and I was

516
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: just like, I was like, and you wrote me later

517
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: going sorry, I funked up your taping. I just had

518
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: to yell it and I was like, no, I love that.

519
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: I hope we can keep it in because it was

520
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 1: a moment where I just was like, oh, I've got

521
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: friends here, like not just my friends that are seated,

522
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: but like and then a girl gave me a note

523
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: after the show, oh my and and a selling hands

524
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 1: and spray tan Brianna. I think her name is Oh

525
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: my god, this letter. I started crying on the goddamn

526
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: plane when I was reading it on the way back.

527
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: I just I love you all so much. I missed

528
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: you last week. Um and yeah, seriously, Andrew, thank you

529
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: so much for being there. You didn't even perform, but

530
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: like you were in my you know, opening shot with me,

531
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: but in the crowd I was watching from the crowd

532
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: and like some besties, definitely uh reckonnized and it was nice.

533
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: It was like a couple of nods and then I

534
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: got a couple of messages after that was really nice.

535
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, dude, it was like, um, it's interesting

536
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: because it's like you don't want to get in the way,

537
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: you don't want to over like there's a lot of

538
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: people in the room, so you want but I want

539
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: to give you some advice on some of the jokes.

540
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes you were so helpful but without being overbearing. And

541
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: then the roach roach line was so good, but it

542
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: didn't make it so like we were trying to break.

543
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: And then you didn't do it in the second I

544
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: heard I forgot to do it in the second but

545
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: we can put it. Did I do quack quack whack?

546
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: I hope I think I did. I was like because

547
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 1: I didn't see in the first one, duck well Andrew.

548
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: We were writing jokes up until like Anya watched Anya

549
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: saw me a week ago in Long Island, and since

550
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: then I have put in so much work to the special.

551
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: It was like I probably it probably changed like fifty percent,

552
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: like in terms of getting in there and messing out

553
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: of the jokes. We really went crazy on it, and

554
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: but I got it was so fun because so many

555
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: jokes that we just came up with backstage, and like,

556
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: you know, a meal, give me a few lines. You

557
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: gave me so many, like the roach roach thing. I

558
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: won't explain because people aren't going to hear it. We

559
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: have there. I have a section of my special about

560
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: toilet paper you find in your vagina, and I was

561
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 1: talking about how you know I have. I don't want

562
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: to say the other words that I used for it,

563
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: but I call them something. I call them like, you know,

564
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 1: they look like little um, you know, rolls of marijuana paper,

565
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: I want to say. And so we were trying to

566
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,719
Speaker 1: think of other like like they look like joints that

567
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: tiny people are smoking, right, like the tiniest joints. And

568
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: so we're trying to think of tiny animals plus a

569
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: joint word that wasn't joint because I had used that before.

570
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: So we were trying to think of like, what's what's

571
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: another animal that would be smoking like a um, you know,

572
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: like a gerbil split. Like, we were trying to think

573
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 1: of things like that, and Andrew goes, what about a roach? Roach?

574
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the that's so funny. So

575
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: in the first first show I did say it for

576
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: the person well, because I'm in a punk of crossroom

577
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you could see these all over the ground.

578
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 1: Now I thought it was just me, but you could

579
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: see them everywhere. And I was like, I even saw

580
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: a little cockroach smoking one. I was like, oh my god,

581
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: it's a roach. It's a roach smoking. It's a roach roach,

582
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: and it just it might work in the special. I

583
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: feel like if it was like on a TV, like

584
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: a like any other like, it would work so well

585
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: in so many ways. Can someone please draw us a

586
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: roach smoking roach? Yes, burnt roaches like the last little

587
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: part of a joint day that you don't that you

588
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: put in the ash tray and then you could smoke

589
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: it later or you can put it in a little

590
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: ball man. That made me laugh. Roach roachs was so good.

591
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: What was the other line you gave, Doc, Doc, I'm

592
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: talking about what you do with like jokes you make

593
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: around common sometimes. Uh. Andrew was like, because I was like,

594
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: what could you do with common? We were talking about

595
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: you smeared in your hands and then you you put

596
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: your palms out and then you make it. Wait, why

597
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: did Siri just turn down? Turn on? What did I say?

598
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: I don't want you bit, stop asking me what I want?

599
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: Go away, Sirie, go away, go to your home. But um,

600
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: I said something that sounded like a U. S oh maybe,

601
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: but you do, you do. We're coming your hands and

602
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: then it's so funny. We're westing to the machines. Don't

603
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: hear us. And then you spread your fingers apart and

604
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: you let it dry, and then you go, I'm a

605
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: duck wack. I don't even know if I did it

606
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: or not. I got it blacked out. Um, I thought

607
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: I was really stoked. You only need it in the

608
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: first show. But the name for a future variant, I

609
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: just gave you that. Oh that was so fun. Let's

610
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: let's that'll. We'll keep that in because I nailed it

611
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: the first show. A lot of some stuff I didn't

612
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: do in the second show because I just go I

613
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't need to do it again.

614
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: I nailed it. I have too much much. I have

615
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: an hour and a half hour and forty minutes. I

616
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: think that I have to cut down to an hour,

617
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: and I already cut that down from like two and

618
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: a half hour, I have so much to do. Yeah,

619
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: that was brilliant though, when like because like I was like,

620
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 1: there's gotta be something there and you're like, only if

621
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: it's great, and then like wen, yeah, and it was

622
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: just like that's the that's the magic of UM just

623
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: having a bunch of comics in a room, and not

624
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: even just comics, like even my friends who are just funny,

625
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: like they add stuff too, but but it almost feels

626
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: like you're working in a like a music studio and

627
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: you're like, what about for this beat? Like and like

628
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: that's the thing is people always think that UM with

629
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: stand up, you know, you have to craft it. You've

630
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: got to do this joke and then you've got to

631
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: say it fifty times for it to find its flow.

632
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the first fucking time. Guess what fallon jokes?

633
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: He says those one time? And you know monologue jokes,

634
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: you know, one of my favorite jokes of all time

635
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: was Conan's Conan monologue joke. Who if anyone from Conan

636
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: is listening or this gets to someone from Conan, I

637
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: would love to know who wrote this joke because I'll

638
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: never forget it. My parents and I just repeat it

639
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: all the time. But Conan's like the Time Square bomber

640
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: got sentenced today. Yeah he got sence to life in

641
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Speaker 1: Times Square. But just and there was something in Banging

642
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Speaker 1: that I did on stage where I said a bucket

643
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Speaker 1: of of dicks, a bucket of dildos. I get that

644
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Speaker 1: quoted to all the time. I didn't think of that

645
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: came out on stage. So the idea that this thing

646
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Speaker 1: has to be perfectly worked out. I'm someone who definitely

647
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: under the gun produces more than if I have so

648
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: much everyone goes. You know, I've been thinking to myself, Wow,

649
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: I did so much work in the last week and

650
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: a half because the pressure was on. I wish I

651
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: would have had more time. The truth is I wouldn't

652
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: have started. Even if we do all the work the

653
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: night before another announcement special look incredible, by the way,

654
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: things like wait until you guys see this. And I'm

655
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: not gonna say what she was wearing or what the

656
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: background was, but the background came out perfect. I mean,

657
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: and this was all due to the man I'm dating.

658
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: I mean, they sent me a background. It was fine.

659
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: It would have sufficed. And I go, I don't even

660
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: know what I fucking want and he has worked in

661
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: TV a long time and he goes, this could be

662
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: a chance to do something pretty cool. What what are

663
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: some things you like? And I sent him some Taylor

664
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: Swift the kind of things and he was like, maybe

665
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: you could ask them to do this, and it was

666
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: all just yeah, yeah, I mean I did it. I

667
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: kind of Taylor Swift and whoever to director? What's his name?

668
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: Linda Mendoza was the director. John Irwin was the Yeah,

669
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: John Irwyn. Yeah, so he was the one that put everything.

670
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: I had the best team. I'm really grateful for them.

671
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: I've worked with great teams before. I don't want to

672
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: bang In was a completely different team and was incredible

673
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: and I got a totally different feeling of a show

674
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: out of that. And also even The Degenerates was directed

675
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: by There's I will I will work. I have never

676
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: yet to work with someone that would be like I

677
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: never worked with them again except something that wasn't my

678
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: own project. But um, this just felt like a you know,

679
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: I got to kind of direct, not direct, but I

680
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: got to kind of really Um. I produced and came

681
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: up with like the first intro that ended up being

682
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,479
Speaker 1: so funny and on the fly, and um, yeah, I'm

683
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 1: very excited for you. But they were like they just

684
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: felt like they were yes ending yes, and there was

685
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: a flow going on back there where it didn't feel stressful.

686
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: It just I don't know, there was something in the air.

687
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: I dread calls, you know, we were talking about those

688
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: calls that I dread where it's just like all this

689
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: fucking bullshit before you get to what you're talking about.

690
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: John Are when my producer for the special is the

691
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: best at making up. He would text me and be like, hey,

692
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: can you hop on the phone, And I'd be like,

693
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is gonna be like thirty minutes

694
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: to talk about things they don't want to talk about

695
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: because I don't want to look at the special, yeah,

696
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: because I'm so nervous about it. And he would just

697
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: be like, hey, um, so you want to pick So

698
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: I got your email about pink microphone. Um, the stand

699
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: is gonna be thirty is Do you want the stand

700
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: pink too? It's gonna be thirty six hllars to do that?

701
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, um no, probably just the mic

702
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: then and he goes okay, Um, all right, thanks, And

703
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: that was it would be that inside this whole thing

704
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: and I was. I told him a million times ago.

705
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: Working with you as a joy because you keep everything

706
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: so succinct. There's no rudeness in how succincted this. It

707
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: just is just efficient. I fucking loved it. Um and

708
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: I got him pink mic stand and the mic and

709
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: they gave it to me. So now I'm going to

710
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: bring a pink mike with me everywhere I go. Oh wow,

711
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: did you see the photo? I say, you know, the

712
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 1: mike with the background. It's just I haven't seen anything.

713
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm one of them, you know, I don't like things. Um,

714
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: let's call my sister. My sister Lauren had her third

715
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: special little person. I take my third special this weekend.

716
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: I know that sounded bad. Special person. Uh, he is

717
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: a special guy. My sister had her baby on thanks

718
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: the after Thanksgiving, we went to Thanksgiving Thursday night at

719
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: my parents house. My sister was there, very pregnant with

720
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: her my niece and nephew. Yeah, we did a side

721
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: by side. Oh my god, there's a picture of Andrew's

722
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: belly with my sister's belly. It's so funny. Noah, But

723
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: my sister I think is a little ay cure about her.

724
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: You know, huge pregnant belly show. Yeah, she had a

725
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: baby in there. You had and a show afterwards, doing

726
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: you bar? I threw up. I was Oco turkey in there,

727
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: and uh it was bad. It was bad. I threw

728
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: up hard, like hard, and I went on stage. I

729
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: showed my stump. I don't know I was. It was

730
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: so funny. He showed his stomach on stage, just SUSI

731
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: went up because it was after Thanksgiving. Every He's like,

732
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: I just ate so much. Everyone's like laughing at heering.

733
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: One woman gets up to go to the bathroom. He goes,

734
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: what are you leaving for it? And he was like,

735
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: are you going to throw up? Because she's saw his stomach.

736
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: It was so funny. Um, okay, I want my sister

737
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:30,919
Speaker 1: name her son. You guessed that the name is yeah,

738
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: you have no attready guess didn't didn't you know the

739
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: name yet? Noah, Yes, of course. Okay, we're not gonna

740
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: say it right now. Maybe some of you know it. Um,

741
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: I just want to say that, you know, originally my

742
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: sister I thought she was going to have a girl.

743
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: My sister's done having kids, so I'll just say that

744
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: I thought the name her. My sister's last name is green,

745
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: and I thought she was going to name her daughter

746
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: because she told me olive, so it would be Olive green,

747
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: which is kind of like a funny kind of joke.

748
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: All of their other children do not have color names.

749
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: It's Harlow Green and it's Poppy Green. And now, although

750
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: the sound like pants I would be sold at like

751
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 1: a cool store, it does sound like a clothing store

752
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: that would be like Harlow Green sounds like some kind

753
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: of it sounds like book Mason or what's the other one?

754
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: Sailors Stitch. Arlow Green would definitely be make like ads

755
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: for Arlo Poppy Arlow Green and Poppy Green the sister company.

756
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: It's like for their intimate section. Okay, so now let's

757
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: see what the other offshoot is. I'm going to call

758
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: my sister because I don't know how they came up

759
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: with this name. It was a total shock to me.

760
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: I knew that if there was a boy, they probably

761
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: were going to go with a color name, like a

762
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: funny color name, but they surprised me. I had no

763
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: idea what the name was going to be. This was announced.

764
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: It could work as a girl's name, absolutely could maybe

765
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: even better. So if this baby wants to transition at

766
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: some point. Keep the name in the middle. All right,

767
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my sister now. She is she gave

768
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: birth on Friday. It is now Monday. What are you

769
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: fucking breastfeed or some ship bitch? Yeah, it's notop milking. Hello,

770
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: this is This doesn't voice change after birth. It's it's normal.

771
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: It's normal to have your voice change after birth. God,

772
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: you sound like Mrs doubt fire Like. It's so funny

773
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: when men try to do a woman's voice, it always

774
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: sounds like it sounds like an English I know it

775
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: sounded British. Matt. Um, Hey, Matt, you're on air. Um

776
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: on the Nicki Glazer podcast. How you doing. I didn't

777
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: ask for this. I know you didn't. Well, I called Lauren,

778
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: So I didn't ask for this. Uh yeah, Lauren's feeding. Um.

779
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh can you tell her to stop? I have a podcast.

780
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: I just love picturing Lauren sucking on bigger tits. Lauren's

781
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: feeding can talk about Hey there, Um, welcome to the

782
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: Ki Glazer podcast. Lauren, Well, thank you? Hey, Forest, can

783
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: Forest hear me? Oh? Forest? Hello? Wow, this baby is advanced. Um,

784
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: and he's not British. Um? Wait, so you guys had

785
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: a baby on Friday. Lauren. I'm shocked that it's so

786
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: weird to me that because Noah even when I told

787
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: Noah that we were going to call you and she's

788
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: like wait, so like she can talk on the phone

789
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: like after giving Like it's just it's crazy that like

790
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: women can give birth and then just like they can

791
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: go to McDonald's or they can like they can like

792
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: do the dishes or like they can go home. And

793
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: it's weird to me that you go to the hospital,

794
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: you have a baby, and then they just send you

795
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: out and then you're just fucking on your own. Oh

796
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, they like have to check your car seat,

797
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 1: make sure that it's instill correctly. They walk you down

798
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: from the hospital to the parking lot, and then they're

799
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: like all right, we're good, peace out. Like they're like,

800
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: you're not gonna shake him, are you okay? Cool? Well

801
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 1: it sounds good. Um, so we used to have to

802
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: watch your video for that. That's been updated. Oh so

803
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: they just assume, you know, never just tell you not

804
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: to never ever shake a baby. I remember those ps

805
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: A s back in the day. It sounded like shape

806
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: well then shaking a baby now should be taken off

807
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: the airwaves. It makes me think like you're shaking a

808
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: baby to rob them, like like, what do you what's

809
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: in your pockets? Baby? Um? Okay, can we talk about

810
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: how you guys came up with the name for us?

811
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: Because I just said that, Um, you know, I had

812
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: heard if it was going to be a girl, you

813
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: had been considering olive, which I thought was so adorable,

814
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: such a fun little uh play on word. Um, did

815
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: you when you thought of a boy name, had you

816
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: had this name in your back pocket even though you

817
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: were predicting you were going to have a girl. We

818
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: had a list, but no, we did not have a

819
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: name for like there was there was no consensus on

820
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: a boy name in the pocket. It was on the

821
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: list seven names. Can we ask you forest could have

822
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 1: been a girl's name for them? There is a forest

823
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: with one R I read, and also a name for

824
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: a thing that I don't want to ever go in pants. No,

825
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: that's that's that's the bad lands. Um cactus? Um, click cactus? Sorry? Forest? Okay,

826
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: so um Forest? Can I just ask a couple of

827
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: questions before we let you guys go? Yeah? Wait, I

828
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: do want to say something about I have well I

829
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: just have a story to tell about Thanksgiving night. Oh please,

830
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: well no, when you guys, uh, when Andrew and I

831
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: did our little belly shut? Can we post Can we

832
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: post that on our only on our podcast social it's

833
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: a private account. Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. But

834
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: Matt was like, because this baby was ten days early,

835
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: so we were not expecting it. But I started having

836
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: contractions Thanksgiving night after dinner, and that was like, we

837
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: never got a picture of of you, like in your

838
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: final stages of pregnancy, and that's like, that's not true

839
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: of my belly. We do high if racing bellies are

840
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: touching bellies. It was the last picture of forests inside

841
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: a belly is with you, Andrew. I feel like I

842
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: said that somehow Andrew was the reason the baby was born,

843
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: like you guys need It was like e t you

844
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: guys had to touch to make contact for this labor.

845
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: To me, I think the baby saw my belly and

846
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: was like I can't keep doing this to my own mother.

847
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: It was like I can't compete with this. I'm gonna Yeah,

848
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: it was a belly off and he just was like, yeah,

849
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here, like you had your

850
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: baby and I threw up in a boyfriend revealed too

851
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: much about Andrew. But Lauren gave birth the next day.

852
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: But Andrew, I heard you gave birth via a different orifice. Yeah,

853
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 1: we said that. He did the funny bone already. Yeah,

854
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: it's so wild. He came out giggling to me at

855
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: the bar. I was like looking at my set list,

856
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: and he just goes, man, I test. I just threw

857
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: up twice, and I was just like what because he

858
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: was like he was burping. He was so sick in

859
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: the car ride. He ate too much because yeah, combs

860
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: all day. Andrew, you loved this. When we went over

861
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: to E J and Julius yesterday, I had been Jones

862
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: and for a leftover turkey sandwich and your mom's like,

863
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what the turkey is. The turkey's all gone.

864
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: And we kept saying, like Andrew had it. Andrew is

865
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: like sneak in turkey. So I was wearing cargo pants,

866
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: get off my back. They were from Arlow Green, which

867
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: is we said that Arlo Green sounds like a Instagram

868
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: like company, like one of these yeah, one of these

869
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: stores that has like a sullen guy on a rock

870
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: like with like cool shoes and like, you know like

871
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: and Poppy Green is its sister company for Like Intimates

872
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: for women. Um. But Forest, well, um, I was dying

873
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: for the real like you know. Forest to me was

874
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: a an name that obviously might be controversial and might

875
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: be a little bit different, and people weren't expecting. We

876
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: all know that. My mom um when she received the

877
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: birth announcement of Poppy Uh. Famously, my mom notoriously dare

878
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: I say? My mom said um. And two hours after

879
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: the birth announcement came at like three am, my mom wrote,

880
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: is that really her name? Immediately after oh, I thought

881
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: it was read oh you know what it was? It

882
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,919
Speaker 1: was immediately after it said Poppy you know Louise Green,

883
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: set her weight in the date and everything in a

884
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: picture of her, and it said it was an official

885
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 1: birth announcement on a mask, like on a group text.

886
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: And my mom said is that really her name? And

887
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: then she let it sit for two hours. Then I

888
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: woke up and was like, oh my god, I love her.

889
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: I love the name. And my mom didn't say anything

890
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: else the rest of the it was just she also

891
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: said is that really her weight? When I did tell

892
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 1: her the name? Um, a phone call. Yeah. She also

893
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: followed up with is that really the name? No way,

894
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: no way, seriously, you know what. I wish you were

895
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: having another child so we could just pick the like

896
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: the worst name ever and really mess with her. I

897
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: almost I did a joke this weekend where I was saying,

898
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: my my sister just named her. My sister just had

899
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: her third baby, and um, she went with a peculiar name,

900
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: original name when you haven't heard a lot. She went

901
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: with Forest. So for my special, I'm naming it Christopher,

902
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: which is a normal name. Like, just to name my

903
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: special a baby's name that you've like Brandon, Um, no, Forest,

904
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: It's It's like was totally a shock, and I was like,

905
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, because I just think Forrest Gump. Now,

906
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: did you guys worry at all that that was going

907
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: to be the first reaction of people. You know, that's

908
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: a character that definitely is a slow, mentally challenged character,

909
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: that that was gonna be that was going to follow

910
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 1: your baby throughout its life. Actually, no, I didn't think

911
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: of like him being Yeah, I didn't think of Forest

912
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: slow that, but I did just think of the movie

913
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know, it's from the

914
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: have you not seen the movie in a while, because

915
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: he's definitely like he's definitely. I just didn't think of

916
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: pretty character traits. I just thought, yes, just a loving,

917
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: lovable yeah. And in that movie, what a sweet like

918
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: such a you know, I love that and that movie

919
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: is great. And I am going to say crawl, Forest,

920
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: Crawl at some point and you and I have to

921
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: laugh like it's the first time you've heard it, um,

922
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: And I love that. Lauren acknowledged Forrest Gump in her

923
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: birth announcement on her Instagram, So she goes Forrest Forest Green. Actually,

924
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: he well, I liked it. It was a little nod

925
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: to like, yes, we know it's Forrest Gump um. And

926
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 1: the interesting thing is I was because we were talking

927
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: about it at the special and I was with all

928
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: my friends and they're all kind of the same age

929
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: as me, and I was like, when you guys hear Forest,

930
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: do you think Forrest Gump? And they're like yeah, And

931
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: then we go to a meal who's twenty three, and

932
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: he's like, that is not what I think of at

933
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: all because he did not grow up with Forrest Gump.

934
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: So Forest is not going to deal with any Forrest

935
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: Gump um stuff. Except from older people. It will haunt

936
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: him with older people and it will make him resent

937
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 1: older people. But he also it's the best movie ever.

938
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: Well that's why. That's also why like Arlow who was

939
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: born it was only like older generation, like your parents

940
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: were like, oh, you guys must love Harlow Gut three

941
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: and it's like, no to do with that? Yes, why

942
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: doesn't that have to do with that? And did you

943
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: guys pick it because it's a color and also you

944
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: like the outdoors? Um, we like yeah, we like nature

945
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: inspired names. I would say, yeah, and I like the

946
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny like at first when we were

947
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: throwing on names, were like, oh, Hunter Green, Olive green,

948
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: like that's I think. We're like, yeah, it's just like

949
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: it's this this. Yeah, I love that. You did a

950
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: little bit of a joke for his name, for it's

951
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: so cool. The kid's going to get beat up at

952
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: school for it. What about for his middle names? Lawrence?

953
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: Which is is that a nod to where you guys met? Yeah, okay, completely,

954
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: we didn't have a middle name literally, well, we were

955
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: thinking of it and we were like, it's fourst Lawrence four.

956
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: So I was really hoping the middle name was gonna

957
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: be Booger Forest Booger when Oh, we also think you

958
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: should name it your next child, Gang Gang green Bug.

959
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys so much. We got to

960
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: get to the news. You're great, We loved you. Thanks

961
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: for being on the podcast. Congrat you guys. Can't wait

962
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: to meet for I'm coming by later today. Alright, any

963
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: thank your mom's mashed potatoes. Bye, guys. All right, let's

964
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: get to the news first. Whoa, it's been about a

965
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 1: week since we've last talked, and you heard the news.

966
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: Apparently it's going pretty well out there. It's all the

967
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: swells were had this weekend. Hopefully you had some swells.

968
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: It's Monday, so you know it's Monday that you know

969
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: what that means, Nick, It's it's it's my first day

970
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: of the week from Yeah, sure, it's okay. First story,

971
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 1: How to break up with your therapist according to therapists.

972
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: I went to a therapist to break up with my

973
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: abuse of therapists. No, what, Why are you always picking

974
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: things that are so in line with what we're talking about.

975
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: I've referenced my abuse of therapists like three times a night,

976
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: and I had a dream about her last night. Where

977
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: I confronted her about how mean she was to me.

978
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: How did you do in your dream? Great, dude, great? Yeah,

979
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: no kidding, Yeah, she gave me the light. Um yeah,

980
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 1: so how do you So I went to a therapist,

981
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: don't want to break up with? Do they say, don't

982
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: ghost them? Some encourage to wrap up sessions? So you

983
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: have a session to break up. Yeah, that's what my

984
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: therapist wanted. She said she required three sessions after you

985
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: decided to leave, talk that oh, so you can get

986
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: a thousand more dollars from you, and convinced me to stay.

987
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: What she did, Oh she got you? Which one on

988
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: the second or third? I mean, I would never I

989
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: never wanted to leave her because I knew those three

990
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: sessions were required and that I would have to eventually

991
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: just ghost her because she was so crazy. And she

992
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: would text me and say she was the only person

993
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: that loved me and that I was running away from

994
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: my feet, like you know, it's just the weirdest thing.

995
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: And when I finally left her the story. Annie always

996
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: loves the story, but she ever would acknowledge that I

997
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: was like successful and this was a time when I

998
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: was getting more and more successful, and like you know,

999
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: really working hard and achieving things, reaching new levels in

1000
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: my career. And she would be like, I don't care.

1001
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: I don't care about any of that. We're working on you.

1002
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: And I'd just be like I telledge it a little bit,

1003
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: like this is a cool thing. I oh, I just

1004
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: got my show picked up. And she would just be like, okay,

1005
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: so what what are we really talking about today? I'm like,

1006
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: good christ. She never cared, but she would always talk

1007
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: about celebrities in front of me, but she would always

1008
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: act like she didn't care about me, not that I

1009
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: and this was a sick thing to want to even

1010
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: you know her, she was like my mommy being like

1011
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: good job. I wanted that approval. But one of our

1012
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: last session, she asked me to write a blurb for

1013
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: her husband's book of Like because they wanted to um

1014
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: they wanted to appeal to a younger audience. And she

1015
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: was like, would you mind, I'm gonna go get it

1016
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: in the other room. She was like, I have my

1017
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: husband's book. I would love for you to read it

1018
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: and do it blur. You just read the first under pages.

1019
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: Those are the only good ones anyway. And I just

1020
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: and she is walking and I was just a little

1021
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 1: bit like ah, and she goes, oh, wait, is that okay?

1022
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: And I, I don't know, I don't really feel comfortable.

1023
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: But then she goes, that was a test and she

1024
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: sat back down, and it was that's when I knew

1025
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: she was lying, and I go, we're done, dude, I

1026
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: remember you telling me that story. And then I was

1027
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: starting to going in therapy and she was clipping her

1028
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: She's clipping her nails. That when I'm telling her about

1029
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: my dad, I'm like, oh, my diad, he worked too

1030
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: much and he didn't buy me the best car. Thumbnails

1031
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: strikes you in the pupil. Yeah, And she's literally like

1032
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: clipping her nails, going uh huh uh huh. And then

1033
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,479
Speaker 1: I go to Nikki, I go, is that because your story?

1034
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: I was like, was that a test? And she's like,

1035
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: you gotta bring it up to her? And so I like,

1036
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: that's really brave that you did. I did bring it

1037
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: up to her. You know. She was also you know

1038
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: at that point, she was clipping her toe nails and

1039
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: I was like, you're tough. No, but I was just like,

1040
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: was that a test? And she's like no, Like what

1041
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: like I was the weird one. Yeah, Well, you know what.

1042
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: The therapists are weird too. Um. So what other things

1043
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: they say? Oh? Um, they said, don't go to them.

1044
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: They said, if you've only had a few sessions, you

1045
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: can write an email or text. For longer term relationships,

1046
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: it can be helpful or cathartic to let them know

1047
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: in person. I let one known person and she started crying.

1048
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and I was like, you don't think this

1049
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: is hard for me? And I was like, I just

1050
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 1: can't see you anyway. I want to try a different

1051
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: kind of therapy. And she was just like, I feel

1052
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: like you're not even acknowledging that I've had like I've got.

1053
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: She was a feelings therapist e f T. Emotionally focused,

1054
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: so she would mirror feelings to me so I could

1055
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: see what it feels like. So she would hear my

1056
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: stories and just go like this. She would look at me,

1057
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the camera. So I would talk and

1058
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: she'd go she would like, look as sad as I

1059
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: should feel about the thing that happened to me, because

1060
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like you know, and it was a

1061
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: good thing. Was Dr Drew recommended I find one, but

1062
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: that was a weird day where she was like you know,

1063
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: and and it wasn't like there wasn't animosity. But the

1064
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: therapist I see now and I go back and forth

1065
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: on I told her about all this trauma I had

1066
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: with quitting therapists in the past, and she said, I

1067
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: promise you, when you're ready to leave me, I will

1068
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: not take it personally. You can just tell me I

1069
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: will always be an open door for you to come

1070
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: back to. And because of that, I've gone back to her.

1071
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: I've taken breaks, I've tried other therapists because it wasn't

1072
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: just working for me, and she's never taken it personally.

1073
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 1: She's always been there to just she will say hi

1074
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: every now and again to be like something reminded me

1075
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: of you, and it's just such a yes, I think

1076
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry. And that's just such good advice for

1077
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: people who are on the fence about starting therapy because

1078
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: of the commitment and you know, like how to get

1079
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: out of it if if you don't like it, or

1080
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: talk about that on the first day, just say I

1081
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: need a plan for how to get out of this,

1082
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: or because if they were going to deal with it,

1083
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: if they do say on the first day, I need

1084
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 1: three sessions for you to say goodbye. You can say

1085
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: goodbye then, because you've only gone the first session is

1086
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: not one you can ghost after that one session in

1087
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: terms of ghosting, in terms of emailing or like, you

1088
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: don't have to go back and tell them. So the

1089
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: first session should be just a trial thing anyway, you

1090
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: don't owe them anything. And that's a great way. That's

1091
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: such a good point. A great way to start is

1092
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: to just say I'm worried about when I might need

1093
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: to end this because of financial reasons or I want

1094
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: to try different therapy, that what what is the protocol

1095
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 1: there for you? And then if you get an answer

1096
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:22,720
Speaker 1: that is loving and like not filled with blame or guilt,

1097
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: you'll know whether or not that's a person to stay with.

1098
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: I think like it's funny because with your therapist, you

1099
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: had one that wouldn't give you any feelings. Yeah, she

1100
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: would go check in with your body, where are you

1101
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 1: feeling this in your body right now? And I would

1102
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 1: just make up something because I didn't feel anything. I'm

1103
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: like that would be it. She'd be like, I want

1104
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: to take it two minutes to just feel your body

1105
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: and in silence, and I'd be like, I can hear

1106
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: money like falling like it was like like I just

1107
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: heard like a coin dispenser. Um, okay Andred, what's the

1108
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 1: next news? Um? Oh? This is interesting because like I

1109
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: feel like people aren't talking about this but ghistling Lane.

1110
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: I guess that's why people aren't talking about They can't

1111
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: pronounce her name. What's going on? Maxwell's trial begins today.

1112
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: The accused long term madam of the pedophile financier Jeffrey

1113
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: Epstein is ready to take the standard defense today, and

1114
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 1: she's alive for it now. A lot of people said

1115
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: that when she was going to start naming names, which

1116
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: who knows if she's going to that, we wouldn't she

1117
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: wouldn't survive, that there would be a suicide. I wonder

1118
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: what I mean. The thing is the things she knows,

1119
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: the people she knows about Hollywood would crumble. You are

1120
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: a fan of so many pedophiles and you just don't

1121
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: know you guys. But then they're gonna say, well, she's

1122
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: a pedophile, she's just you know, then excuse of so.

1123
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: Maxwell faces six counts for allegedly recruiting, grooming, and abusing

1124
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 1: four minor girls with Epstein at multiple locations. Her crimes

1125
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 1: include engaging in group sexual encounter with an underage victim.

1126
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: So but infall convicted, she gets seventy years in prison.

1127
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: What they're going to try to do, apparently is that apparently, um,

1128
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: they're going to try to say that she was a

1129
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: victim herself to Epstein. You know that might be, but

1130
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: then that's gonna kind of discredit everyone that people is

1131
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: a victim. Everyone that molests has something in their fucking

1132
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: past that happened to them, or their brain was just

1133
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: born in a way that wasn't their fault, like there is,

1134
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: there's no just because someone who was a victim doesn't

1135
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: mean they get to have an excuse for whathe It's

1136
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: not an excuse. It is a reason for it, but

1137
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: it ain't no excuse. Was probably a victim. Honestly, Jeffrey

1138
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: Epstein probably had some fucked up ship happened to him

1139
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: as a child. And if you if you witnessed a

1140
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: little boy and you witnessed what happened to him, you

1141
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 1: would want to fucking murder whoever did that to him

1142
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 1: and protect a little hitler even I mean, like I'm

1143
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: sorry to say this, but every monster, if you put

1144
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: them a a little boy and or a little it's

1145
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: mostly men that are doing these agreed things, and you

1146
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: see what happened to them to make them do this thing.

1147
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: Like there's this horse. Did you see that? Oh my god,

1148
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: it was so good. You guys gotta watch the horse.

1149
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: It's probably on Hulu, but it's the Turpin girls. There's

1150
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: this family of fifteen children that these two this couple

1151
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: had and they had them chained up, they abused them,

1152
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: they starved them. It was terrible. But one of the

1153
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,479
Speaker 1: girls got out in two things in eighteen and free

1154
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: the rest of her family by like taking a chance

1155
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: and getting out. It was wild. But then they uncover

1156
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: the parents in the situation and apparently the mom was

1157
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: like sexually abused and it was like, oh, well, that

1158
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: makes sense why she did that, And I'm like, yeah,

1159
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: but probably her the person that's actually abused. Here, her

1160
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: was actually abused, Like we can keep going. It's it

1161
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: doesn't make it right, it doesn't excuse it, but it

1162
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: is a reason for why it happened, so she should

1163
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: still be punished even if she's a victim. I guess

1164
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: you could say they're like out of those fifteen people,

1165
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: like you know, it depends on like what you do

1166
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: with that, I guess, But then I don't know. It's

1167
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: all like nature birth nature. But then it's like, so

1168
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: Hitler got a lot of wedges, So did another kid

1169
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: get a bunch of wedges? The brain that made that

1170
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: like and they didn't. They might have, you know, but

1171
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: how do you feel about a woman? Like like, I

1172
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: don't know. It's like free Will by Sam Harris. If

1173
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: you're really hating what I'm saying right now, but it's like,

1174
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: uh made off right? His wife she didn't know. Like

1175
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: a lot of these wives, I feel like they know everything.

1176
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: They're getting new cars, they're getting they're they're getting every

1177
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: the fruit to the labor. They're getting all of it,

1178
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: but from slave labor. Like we also support things that

1179
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: we know shady things are happening at Amazon or these

1180
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: companies that our phones, yeah, our phones like you know

1181
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: the little Yeah, our phones are being our clothings made

1182
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: by people in sweatshops that are getting paid. But my

1183
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: point though, it was like I guess, I human, you

1184
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: know writes issues. We all are. It's just how close

1185
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: are you doing well? I don't have a choice. I

1186
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: can't do anything about the factory workers providing my Cesara

1187
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: clothing well, you can stop shopping at Zara. But I

1188
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: but it's so cheap and I don't have enough money, Like, well,

1189
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: that's capitalism, Well it is maxwell getting a benefit because

1190
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: she's a woman. Do you think if she was a

1191
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: man that did in the I mean, if they turned

1192
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: it into her being a victim, yes, because all the

1193
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: victims in that scenario are women, so she kind of

1194
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: it makes sense that she's there. Their strategy is she

1195
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: wants to take the stand, which is highly unusual when

1196
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: you're the defendant in a case like this, But she

1197
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:43,479
Speaker 1: wants to like play on the jury's heartstrings. But she's

1198
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: so manipulative. She's a sociopath. Like, this woman is done

1199
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: crazy things. She's a great she's good at what she does.

1200
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: She's not even that attractive, and she got this guy

1201
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: to like worship her like no offense. She has a

1202
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: haircut like a boy. She's she is, she does no

1203
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: she's a hot lady, but she's and I don't mean

1204
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: to say she's not attracted. She is. But like for

1205
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: her to wield as much power as she did within

1206
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: that world, and she she is definitely she comes from

1207
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: a ship ton of money. Her dad got killed in

1208
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: a mysterious ways. I'll probably be put to death for

1209
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: the things I've said on this podcast. Um, okay, let's

1210
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: take a short break and then we'll come back with

1211
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: why do I care? What do I care? Why do

1212
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: I care? Big news here. I think you're gonna lose

1213
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: your ship, Linda Lohano, I want to lose it. I like,

1214
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: get there. Oh, Lindsay Lowens, Mary got engaged a batter

1215
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: Shamas guy's hot. Good for her. You want to know

1216
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: cool thing about this guy, banker, banker? How many guess

1217
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: how many followers he has? But yeah, same, yeah, yeah,

1218
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: these guys don't need followers they have Yeah, thought about that. Um,

1219
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: good for her. I'm happy for her. Um, she looks

1220
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: great by the way I went on her Instagram, Like

1221
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: she looks healthy. Like, yeah, I'm happy. I've always liked

1222
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan. Um always Yeah, it's it's someone who had

1223
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: a whole thing about it on Instagram that paras Hilton's married,

1224
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan's engage, Brittany's engaged. Like all those that the

1225
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,959
Speaker 1: kind of the the pussy posse of the women uh

1226
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: back in the two thousands have all like settled down

1227
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: and are like it's cute. I'm happy for and um

1228
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: and I look forward to seeing her on like act

1229
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: again because she was great. I love the parent trap.

1230
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: I thought she was amazing in that she posted uh

1231
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: the announcement on Instagram. Yeah, uh my love, my life,

1232
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: my family, my future. You know what I gotta say?

1233
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: Can I say? No? I do? You know? I'm so

1234
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: for it, obsessed with um, I gotta I gotta like.

1235
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: In terms of celebrity couples, first of all, let me

1236
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: just ask you a question. Is it is it? Mg K?

1237
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: Because we didn't even talk about you meeting him in person?

1238
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: Let's save that for tomorrow's episode. Okay, we don't have,

1239
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: sorry but we got but so many besties wrote to

1240
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: me about it. Thank you for your well wishes and

1241
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: meeting my celebrity crush. But it did happen or again

1242
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: I met him again. Um. What I wanted to say

1243
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: was no, but it was gonna say something before Ryan

1244
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: Reynolds andrew a scale of one to ten. How attractive

1245
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: do you rate him? He's a very I've seen him

1246
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: in person. Okay, he's a ten man. Okay, So there's

1247
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: a TikTok that this girl, this lesbian woman. I think

1248
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 1: she's lesbian. Maybe she's a non binary, but she says, um,

1249
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: I have a theory that you can determine whether a

1250
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: man is gay or straight by how they rate Ryan

1251
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: Reynolds on a scaled one to ten. Straight men will

1252
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: always rate Ryan Reynolds eight or above. Gay men will

1253
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: always rate eight or below. And so someone ran her

1254
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: like her ran that through a survey they did of

1255
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: gay men and straight men, and it checks out because

1256
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 1: of gay men rate him an average of like seven,

1257
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: or like six point five to eight point five and

1258
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: or eight, and then all straight men rate him in

1259
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: average of nine. And I did it on the guy

1260
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm seeing last night or the other night too. I mean,

1261
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: he's a He's a fucking ten in my book. I've

1262
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: seen this guy in person, I've seen him work out

1263
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 1: like I literally want Ryan Reynolds, I think is the

1264
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: most attractive. I was a dog walker in your building

1265
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: and I would watch Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively work.

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01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: I worked out in the gym. I was because the

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01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: owner gave me a card and people were like, why

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01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: is the dog walker in the gym? But I would

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01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: go there every day and they would always like, give

1270
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: me weird looks because I'm still like I look okay anyhow,

1271
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, here is the post that made me like,

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01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: I think that Ryan Reynolds might be one of the

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01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: funniest people ever, funniest men. He's not only good looking,

1274
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: but first of all, I've met him before. To um.

1275
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: I did a press junket for the Crudes. Remember that

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01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 1: stupid animated movie Crudes. It's like Caveman. Anyway, I was

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01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 1: on Nicki and Sarah Live. It was an MTV. We

1278
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: were doing this segment called small Talk with Celebrities where

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01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: Sarah and I would get a chance to meet huge

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01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: celebrities and then just have but now, like it's called

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01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: out today, just like in these press junkets, instead of

1282
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 1: being like, so, what was it like to work with

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01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Berkeley? What Berkeley? What do I say? What was

1284
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: it like to work with Elizabeth Shoe? Yeah, And we

1285
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: would just go, oh, I like your sweater, like that's

1286
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: a cool shirt. Like we would just have small talk

1287
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: and it was like this. It was funny because there

1288
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 1: was this heightened thing. So we did it for Crudes

1289
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,439
Speaker 1: and we had to like, we had to get into

1290
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: these press junkets and lie to publicists about what we

1291
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: were doing there, and then we had to be Then

1292
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: we once we got in the chair, then we had

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01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: to set up the bit because they wouldn't let us

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01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 1: in if we were doing a bit, So we had

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01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: a lot of publicists get in the chair. Then we

1296
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: were in the chair, we had to go, hey, um uh,

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01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: what's her name? Who? Uh? Who's the girl that talks

1298
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: like this? Who said to Marian are you a hundred?

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01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: Emma Stone? Emma Stone was also in Crudes. It was

1300
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds. We sit down and go, guys,

1301
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: we're doing this segment. We have a comedy show. We're

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01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: doing small talk and Emma Stone wasn't that into it.

1303
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: It was a long day, but Ryan Reynolds was just

1304
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's like they said I was gonna be cloudy,

1305
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 1: but it's like not Like he was so intovid. And

1306
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: then we left. We were at the end of the day.

1307
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: We left. We get ourself out of the green room

1308
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: and we're in the elevator and he's in the elevator

1309
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 1: with us and continues the small talk and it's so

1310
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 1: funny and funny. How does it feel to be a Yeah?

1311
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean he probably did. We were like blacked out,

1312
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: how because it was just such an exciting moment to

1313
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: have Ryan Reynolds like be goofing around with us. But

1314
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 1: um so E News compiled all of his tweets in

1315
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: this Instagram post that I'm obsessed with, and it says,

1316
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: um it says, happy birthday to my baby girl. Sad

1317
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: I lost my virginity, but thankful I have a daughter.

1318
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: Hilarious joke. Then it there's another one. I'd walk through

1319
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: fire for my daughter. Well, not fire because it's dangerous,

1320
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 1: but a super humid room, but not too humid because

1321
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: my hair. Hilarious. Then another one went to Disneyland because

1322
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: my daughter obsessed. My daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse.

1323
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: She was so excited when I got home and told her, Um,

1324
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: this is another one. Uh that one. This one isn't great,

1325
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: but I'll still read it. People in l a are

1326
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: definitely afraid of gluten. I swear to God, you could

1327
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

1328
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 1: Not bad. Being a father is the single greatest feeling

1329
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 1: on earth, not including those wonderful years I spent without

1330
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: a child. Of course, then uh, nothing better than spending

1331
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 1: an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes whispering,

1332
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I mean so funny. And then

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01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: Blake Lively is also funny. Let me just read one

1334
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: thing that I was like, Oh God, she's funny too,

1335
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: God damn it. And she's really good friends with Taylor

1336
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,880
Speaker 1: supposed to them made me happy. She had a post

1337
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 1: of Ryan Reynolds voting in the election and she's standing

1338
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: there there. We both voted. Uh, this is October. It

1339
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: was Ryan's first time he was under because he's Canadian.

1340
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: He was understandably scared. It all happened so fast, like

1341
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 1: really fast. He wept, I pretended to weep. Then he

1342
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: called all of his friend I just those are a

1343
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: couple of goals, those two. I love them so much.

1344
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: And uh, I'm not. So let's get into top one,

1345
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: bottom one. What's the subject to day? Noah, Today, the

1346
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: subject is sex toys. All right, let's get into it. Um.

1347
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: We went to with the Hustler store last week in

1348
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 1: l A. Andrew, you picked up some new sex toys

1349
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: that were recommended not only by me, but by the

1350
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 1: woman that helped us and followed us around and was

1351
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 1: kind of creepy. Um. And was trying to funk both

1352
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: you in the meal. She did whip a meal a

1353
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: few times. Yeah, and she was like, it's only the

1354
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: pressure I could use. Yeah, I did drumming up business

1355
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 1: back there. Um, now you want to start for us

1356
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 1: with top top or we're sorry we start with bottom.

1357
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: We always end on um. The bottom. One I would

1358
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: have to say is the vibrating cockering. It doesn't really

1359
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 1: uh do anything for anyone, really, It doesn't vibrate hard

1360
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 1: enough for either person anything for anyone. That really made

1361
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 1: me laugh. It doesn't really do anything for anyone. That

1362
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: makes it sound like there's fifteen people in the room

1363
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: all trying it. Uh. The whole team didn't like it

1364
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: over at Colin bedroom. But yeah, you just go back

1365
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: and listen to him say anything and then add for anyone,

1366
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: it's so funny. It just doesn't. It just doesn't. It's

1367
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,440
Speaker 1: very frustrating, I'm sure for the girl when the vibrating

1368
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:44,759
Speaker 1: the vibrations just aren't strong enough. What are we dying? Yeah?

1369
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it was funny. Was this girl

1370
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: bought it for me? Uh to say that it was

1371
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 1: for my for me to come better, And I was like, um,

1372
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,679
Speaker 1: just kind of feels like it's more about a youth thing.

1373
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 1: It's like, do you want me to just bring in

1374
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 1: my friend save because that's for me? Somehow she just

1375
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 1: wanted to ring. Any ring will do. Um. I think

1376
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 1: I really do feel like cock rings. I haven't incorporated

1377
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: them into the bedroom. My dad passed it down. I've

1378
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,679
Speaker 1: never used a cock ring. I actually asked that woman

1379
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: at Hustler, like, what's why do people need like and

1380
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: it's for men to keep their erections more because it

1381
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 1: cuts off. The cock rings are for that, and then

1382
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 1: when they vibrate, it's just okay, why not add something

1383
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,400
Speaker 1: to it for the guy? It's like cock rings for

1384
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,759
Speaker 1: her pleasure kind of Um. I always wondered about cock rings.

1385
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 1: Do they go on the shaft or behind the balls? Like?

1386
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: Do they They can go? There are parts though that

1387
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,439
Speaker 1: that can secure the balls. So there's ones with like

1388
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: multiple chambers that can do more of a cage thing.

1389
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 1: And then there's all this cock and ball torch or

1390
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 1: two is if bds something that guys like where they're

1391
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 1: they're like balls and their shaft and everything are in

1392
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: like a wire cage. And it's almost like that's for

1393
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: like domination of like you're not allowed to get out

1394
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: of this cage unless I say you can kind of

1395
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: thing um, which which obviously getting over the border of

1396
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 1: this puss, But for you, I was thinking, you don't

1397
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 1: need help staying hard coming, Yeah, we need a coming

1398
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 1: ring um. Okay, No, what is your uh favorite sex

1399
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 1: toy or at least favorite at least favorite bottom Um

1400
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:30,479
Speaker 1: is a battery power dildo that I had batteries. So

1401
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 1: the thing that I hated about it was not just

1402
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 1: the batteries, but like at the tip it had this

1403
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: clasp that would snap on and off. So I can't

1404
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,559
Speaker 1: tell you how many times I was like almost at

1405
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,760
Speaker 1: the point of coming when I squeezed the bottom too

1406
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: hard and the cap fell off and the batteries fell out.

1407
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,360
Speaker 1: Then you just put a battery on your vagina to

1408
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,679
Speaker 1: get that little jewel like you're sitting on your tongue

1409
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: or you the rabid thing, Oh my god, dying sex

1410
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: toy the height of because sometimes I use the wand

1411
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: which I'll get to in a second, and it has

1412
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,000
Speaker 1: so many buttons that I squeeze the wrong one and

1413
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 1: I'll be at the like precipice of a orgasm and

1414
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: it'll just goin and like shut off and then I

1415
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:13,559
Speaker 1: just like toggle it to get it back. Some of

1416
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:18,639
Speaker 1: these toys have so the buttons are so confusing. Um

1417
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 1: my least favorite one I have with me. I bought

1418
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: it last week. Oh yeah, the button. Sometimes you gotta

1419
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 1: press the bottom one to turn it on. So this

1420
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,880
Speaker 1: is I don't know what it's called. I forget the

1421
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,679
Speaker 1: name of it, but I spent a hundred and eighty

1422
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: dollars on it. Maybe Yeah, it's a clip sucker thing.

1423
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: But it has like a little tongue in the The

1424
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,519
Speaker 1: reason I bought it, I want to show you it

1425
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 1: has a little tongue. So it has it has three things.

1426
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:44,559
Speaker 1: This part vibrates the end. It looks like a pestal,

1427
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:49,719
Speaker 1: like a you know that you would like grind grind spices.

1428
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: Thank you So that I turned that on. That just

1429
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: vibrates itself. And it's kind of dull. It's not that good. Um,

1430
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 1: I guess you could make it. Okay, do different settings.

1431
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn that part off. Then there is a

1432
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 1: little tongue thing inside that will vibrate. It doesn't go

1433
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: like this, It just vibrates like a normal vibrator. Yeah,

1434
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,400
Speaker 1: And then there is the suction. I'm gonna turn off

1435
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 1: the tongue part, and then there's a section. And this

1436
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: is why I bought this thing, hold on because it

1437
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: sucks so anyway it was supposed to suck so much.

1438
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:31,320
Speaker 1: This thing it's too large. I don't like the large area.

1439
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 1: I need more concentrated. I thought I wanted more of

1440
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: a large area because my click can go inside my

1441
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,160
Speaker 1: body so much that I have to like move it

1442
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 1: around when it's a smaller one. But I do need

1443
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 1: that concentrated um thing. So the one that I use

1444
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: now that I just want to share that is not

1445
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,559
Speaker 1: the best, but it's just an alternative to this one.

1446
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:53,040
Speaker 1: Is this one. I don't even know what the brand

1447
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,439
Speaker 1: is for this. Oh it's Satisfire and it's just a

1448
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: purple one. The whole is a lot smaller and that

1449
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 1: you can just put and it's just suction and it

1450
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: has like settings for suction. So I would recommend not

1451
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: not especially this one. I wish the section was better

1452
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: on this one, but I like a smaller hole. So

1453
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 1: if you are going to get one of these, I

1454
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,120
Speaker 1: would not recommend the bigger one. I would recommend the

1455
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,719
Speaker 1: smaller one. Um let's get to your best one, Andrew.

1456
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not going to use the red one,

1457
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:19,120
Speaker 1: I will um. I mean I could give it to you.

1458
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: I would be happy to act a little too wide

1459
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: for both of us try to get it to work.

1460
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, kid, oh yeah, I honestly think sometimes

1461
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: I thought like my lips were getting caught in it.

1462
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 1: It was like clearly like I thought I was gonna

1463
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 1: have to pull it out like a room bus, sucking

1464
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 1: up like a ribbon, like where it's wound up all

1465
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: over the gears. It's yes, I My favorite one is

1466
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,760
Speaker 1: very similar to that is the Womanizer, because it's the

1467
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: one that works the best for my girlfriend. What's so funny, though,

1468
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,719
Speaker 1: is I bought I forget the name of the womanizer

1469
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: in the satisfier and all the suction suction. But this

1470
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: suction thing when you're using it and having said it

1471
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 1: will start making this noise. It don't go and it

1472
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:08,320
Speaker 1: sounds like it's like it's my pushy like that's what

1473
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: it's like, yelling at me, look from my pushy boy.

1474
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 1: And then if it gets wet, it'll go look like

1475
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:17,720
Speaker 1: it'll make up. We're so funny. I start cracking up

1476
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 1: because I feel like it's going. Okay, my p's so funny, dude. Um,

1477
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 1: but it kind of it sounds like it's like a

1478
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: guy yelling underwater for to stay off his lawn. Maybe

1479
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 1: I need to get that one. It sounds good. Um okay,

1480
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: no h um what uh? What is your best one? Okay,

1481
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,720
Speaker 1: so obviously my best one is the Womanizer, So I

1482
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:52,560
Speaker 1: wanted to pick something different. Um it is. It is

1483
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,600
Speaker 1: the Womanizer for you though, Yeah, that I think, in

1484
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 1: like all of history, that's my favorite one. It's so

1485
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 1: wild that it's fairly new technology in terms of for

1486
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 1: sex toys. I'm so glad that when you gifted it

1487
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:08,639
Speaker 1: to me, so thank you. Um. So, I was dating

1488
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 1: a guy who who was a prop master or whatever

1489
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: on TV shows and he had this um vinyl tape

1490
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,599
Speaker 1: for TV that you know, you could just peel off,

1491
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 1: but it would stick on. So like this like very

1492
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:32,080
Speaker 1: sexy like vinyl, like not dust in my room. It's it.

1493
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:34,640
Speaker 1: It's good. It holds you down, but it doesn't like

1494
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 1: get you around the eyes and stuff. You can set

1495
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 1: your head. It's not going to trap your hair in it.

1496
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 1: It's like very it sticks to itself. It doesn't stick

1497
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:46,720
Speaker 1: to your hair. Yes, and you can rip it with

1498
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 1: a lot of strength, but it's still really binding. Yes,

1499
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:54,760
Speaker 1: like you could definitely. I love that is your screen. No,

1500
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: it's black black. It looks like black latex. Yes, it's

1501
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 1: so hot. Um, okay, so I have to for the

1502
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 1: my top strong enough. This is the wand it has

1503
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of loube on it. It's this isn't calm.

1504
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 1: This is just like dried loob um. And this is

1505
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,719
Speaker 1: the one that I think that's what they break Roads

1506
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:21,599
Speaker 1: within New York is the best. It's seriously, it's crazy

1507
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 1: how powerful it is. But this is what I put

1508
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: on my clip when I'm having sex. And this is

1509
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 1: also what I put just like over the comforter when

1510
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,479
Speaker 1: I'm like about to masturbate and before I use the

1511
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,640
Speaker 1: Womanizer because it's a dollar sensation. But I don't use

1512
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,760
Speaker 1: the Womanizer so much drink sex because it falls out

1513
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,719
Speaker 1: of place and doesn't like stay. It's hard to hold

1514
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,600
Speaker 1: on this one. You can just kind of like be

1515
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: in that region, but it feels it takes penis and

1516
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 1: vagina to the next level. It is not something that

1517
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: you can do. I need a penis in my vagina

1518
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,760
Speaker 1: still so guys don't be intimidated. But it just makes

1519
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 1: it better. And every guy, everyone should have one of these.

1520
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: It plugs into the wall. It will never die on you.

1521
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 1: It is the tried and true. If I had to

1522
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: take one to a desert island, it would be this. Now. Well,

1523
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:06,760
Speaker 1: you can also use it as a club. This is one.

1524
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:13,320
Speaker 1: This one is the best for insertion. Okay, this one,

1525
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 1: this is the one that sounds like call your mom.

1526
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 1: Read more read more. It's like the energizer bunny. I

1527
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,640
Speaker 1: don't like this little thing at the bottom of it,

1528
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 1: the rabbit, because it does my clip is not that

1529
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 1: far up. Minds more down here. Girls don't look like that.

1530
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: Wait what No, just like my dick looks like death.

1531
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 1: But it goes and if you listen to it long enough,

1532
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: it will start saying things you need to hear, like

1533
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:45,280
Speaker 1: read more read more read more, Call your mom, Call

1534
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 1: your mom. I'm not Dona, Brianna, but this thing. You

1535
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,240
Speaker 1: hold it in place. But I think it's best and

1536
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 1: I've said this before, to put it in you and

1537
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,800
Speaker 1: then plug it with your heel so that you don't

1538
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 1: you feel like something is fucking you when it's not.

1539
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,800
Speaker 1: So this is great for single ladies. It has a

1540
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 1: threw us to it. But the best one ever is

1541
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: the um is. It's called like the flirt, and it

1542
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,880
Speaker 1: is one that does not have an attachment like this.

1543
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 1: It is just one single uh shape and it's green

1544
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:16,120
Speaker 1: and it's thrusting. So if you look up the flirt,

1545
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 1: the thrusting flirt, that is the best sex toy to

1546
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:23,720
Speaker 1: insert in you of all time, the best guaranteed orgasm,

1547
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,559
Speaker 1: and that takes us out of top one bottom one.

1548
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: I think you need to give some kind of serious

1549
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 1: speech while using that with a jet you may not

1550
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,519
Speaker 1: have gotten the mom you want in life. That doesn't

1551
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 1: mean that you can't find that in the front. UM.

1552
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:45,400
Speaker 1: Let's talk about as we go into final thought, let's

1553
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 1: talk about a little bit more of this weekend. UM. Yeah,

1554
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 1: it was so much fun. I am now I feel

1555
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,280
Speaker 1: a little bit of like postpartum depression came on last

1556
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,720
Speaker 1: night really strong. UM. I did not have the same

1557
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 1: guilt that I usually have after UM, Like I do

1558
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:07,800
Speaker 1: things and I go, oh my god, I forgot that.

1559
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 1: There were a couple of things I forgot, which UM

1560
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,679
Speaker 1: for me, I've really worked with regret in UM things

1561
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 1: that I do because I always after something, I go,

1562
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: why did I say that? Or why didn't I say that?

1563
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:22,479
Speaker 1: And I just I can't find the clip. I looked

1564
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 1: for the same hairsting, but I just let it go.

1565
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, you didn't say that

1566
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 1: joke for a reason, even though you think it would

1567
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,040
Speaker 1: have made the special better. There was a reason that

1568
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:32,320
Speaker 1: didn't come out of your mouth. And it either you

1569
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 1: know this joke I have where I'm like, I pretty

1570
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 1: much say, like, okay, I'm telling women not to have

1571
01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: sex in their vaginas. And I know you like it,

1572
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 1: but you don't get to do everything you like. Like

1573
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 1: I would really like to kick Marian sometimes, like sometimes

1574
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: my dog Marrian, I would love to fucking just her

1575
01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 1: belly is so tight it's like a football, and it

1576
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,559
Speaker 1: would just feel satisfying. Not because a mad at her.

1577
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: I just what it would just like be a the thump,

1578
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,200
Speaker 1: The way it would feel against my toe is just

1579
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: I know that sounds horrifying, and and I go, I

1580
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,439
Speaker 1: forgot to do that part. It really has been working lately.

1581
01:20:01,439 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 1: I think it makes a good point that just because

1582
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 1: you like something isn't reason enough to do it. That's

1583
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,880
Speaker 1: also what I used for like vegans when they like

1584
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,599
Speaker 1: I love cheese. I'm like, early, okay, well that does

1585
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: It's not an excuse to to keep doing it because

1586
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 1: you like something. I would like to murder someone, but

1587
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:18,559
Speaker 1: I don't do it because it's wrong. Um, but I

1588
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:21,920
Speaker 1: forgot to do that joke and among others, and I

1589
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,639
Speaker 1: just was like, you know what, even though I think

1590
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:27,560
Speaker 1: that joke would have made my special better, maybe it

1591
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 1: would have gotten me in trouble with Peter. Maybe someone

1592
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 1: would have heard that and decided to actually kick their dog.

1593
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:35,840
Speaker 1: Maybe someone who doesn't know him being sarcastic or ironic

1594
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: or whatever could walk into the room and someone's watching

1595
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: that special and go, that would be fun to kick

1596
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,679
Speaker 1: a dog and then like maybe a child. So maybe

1597
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 1: I prevented animals from not being injured by not doing

1598
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 1: that joke. Like I I thought of, I go, why

1599
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,519
Speaker 1: didn't I do it? And it's like, okay, because maybe

1600
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 1: something you know, why did I miss that flight? Oh

1601
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm so mad I miss the flight. Maybe you would

1602
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 1: have been in a car accident had you gotten to

1603
01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:00,800
Speaker 1: the airport earlier. And you know someone you don't know

1604
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 1: what you dodged by being late for that fight. So

1605
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: I had a lot of those things to get me

1606
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 1: past the regret. But then I don't know, I just

1607
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,439
Speaker 1: went down a shame spiral on on Instagram last night.

1608
01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I got home. My fucking apartment is

1609
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,679
Speaker 1: a goddamn mess. I hadn't even unpacked from two weeks

1610
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,639
Speaker 1: ago traveling, and because last week was just all about

1611
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 1: my special and I was home just working on it,

1612
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 1: and I just got almost so depressed. And then I

1613
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:31,000
Speaker 1: saw like, uh, something on Instagram that I compared myself too,

1614
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 1: and then I just went into this comparison and desparison,

1615
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:38,080
Speaker 1: uh wormhole of just like I, why can't I be

1616
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 1: more like this this comic, I'm such a failure. He's

1617
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: so much funnier than I am, Like, uh, he's able

1618
01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:48,120
Speaker 1: to be clean, he's selling out all these shows, Like

1619
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,240
Speaker 1: why can't I be? I'm not I'm a fraud. And

1620
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,639
Speaker 1: then I started going I went insane, and then um,

1621
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,799
Speaker 1: I was feeling so sad. I was just like waiting

1622
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 1: for ten o'clock to come around, because I was like,

1623
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,600
Speaker 1: when it's ten o'clock, I can go asleep and not

1624
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,679
Speaker 1: feel bad about it. I cleaned my room, I put

1625
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:07,000
Speaker 1: away things, I organized but I was just I couldn't

1626
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,040
Speaker 1: shake the sadness. And then I reached out to some

1627
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: friends who like talked me off the ledge a little bit,

1628
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 1: and um, and I was just like, why can't you

1629
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 1: know I sometimes get mad at you, not mad at you,

1630
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,679
Speaker 1: but it seems like I'm getting mad at you because

1631
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 1: I am projecting that. I'm so why can't I post

1632
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 1: my stand up? Like why? I have literally done this

1633
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:34,800
Speaker 1: is my sixth comedy special. Uh and I've done you know,

1634
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 1: five Tonight Show appearances, four you know, one stand up

1635
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:42,840
Speaker 1: on Conan, one on stuff. I have so much TV

1636
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: great footage of me doing stand up at my elite level,

1637
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 1: Yet I don't. I can't post a single fucking clip

1638
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,120
Speaker 1: from any of it on my Instagram. And but I can,

1639
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:56,439
Speaker 1: but I can gladly post me playing guitar, which is

1640
01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:00,040
Speaker 1: I'm terrible at TikTok and don't ever even look at it,

1641
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:03,120
Speaker 1: don't even have a password to it. It's it's it

1642
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,200
Speaker 1: goes deeper than that. I don't know what's wrong with me.

1643
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 1: It's not about me seeing the comments. It's about if

1644
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: I draw attention to it. It was like the same

1645
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,639
Speaker 1: day that that that old age app came out where

1646
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,320
Speaker 1: women were where people put their faces in that old

1647
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: age app and it made you look old, and then

1648
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,799
Speaker 1: you could see the future. You would see the truth

1649
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,280
Speaker 1: of what was going to happen to your face because

1650
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: it was really good. I wanted to be silent on

1651
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,679
Speaker 1: Instagram that day because I didn't want to remind anyone

1652
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:30,639
Speaker 1: that I existed, so that they wouldn't see me as

1653
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,720
Speaker 1: old or put me in that app or like, I

1654
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,400
Speaker 1: didn't want someone to run my face through it to

1655
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 1: show me. And I feel like when I post my

1656
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 1: stand up it reminds people to look closer at it

1657
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,320
Speaker 1: and see that it's not as good as you feel

1658
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:48,280
Speaker 1: old because it's from the past. No no, no, no no.

1659
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,040
Speaker 1: That that doesn't bother me at all. It makes me,

1660
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 1: if anything, I wish it were older so that it

1661
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 1: could be like, I'm so much better than this now. Um.

1662
01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 1: I just think it has something to do with like

1663
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 1: an imposter and type of thing. I just feel like

1664
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: if I saw my and I'm not I'm wrong, by

1665
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,600
Speaker 1: the way, because I know I'm talented. I think my

1666
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,640
Speaker 1: fans are smart who like me. I know that that

1667
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 1: there are jokes I do that I'm very proud of.

1668
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:16,800
Speaker 1: But I do have this sense that if I came

1669
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:21,200
Speaker 1: across my stand up, as if I was watched my

1670
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:24,120
Speaker 1: stand up, I would be like, she's not as good

1671
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:27,160
Speaker 1: as people think she is, and she's really tricking a

1672
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 1: lot of people. And I because I know, I think

1673
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 1: that way about a lot of comedians that everyone loves,

1674
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,960
Speaker 1: and I secretly know they suck and they're not that good.

1675
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,840
Speaker 1: And there's Charlatan's and they're performing magic tricks, which in

1676
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,439
Speaker 1: and of itself is an impressive thing to like be

1677
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,920
Speaker 1: able to fake like you're good and convince people you're

1678
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,400
Speaker 1: good when you're not. I do think that I unintentionally

1679
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm scared that. I'm not scared about

1680
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,960
Speaker 1: the general public thinking I suck. I'm scared about that

1681
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,960
Speaker 1: one person that's like that, that thinks the same way

1682
01:24:56,000 --> 01:25:02,360
Speaker 1: I do, but I don't, And so I am going

1683
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:05,200
Speaker 1: to start my The guy I'm seeing was like, I

1684
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:09,519
Speaker 1: think you have like a It's a similar thing to

1685
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:12,639
Speaker 1: like a lot of athletes go to psychologists like Louis.

1686
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 1: He was talking about Louis Hamilton's the f one Racer,

1687
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:17,640
Speaker 1: and he was like, he has a team of psychologists

1688
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:21,519
Speaker 1: to help him perform as good as he can in

1689
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:25,439
Speaker 1: his sport by getting him past those hurdles of like

1690
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:28,240
Speaker 1: self defeat and self doubt so that he can be

1691
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:31,760
Speaker 1: perfect out there and clear minded. And he was like,

1692
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,320
Speaker 1: maybe you should look into seeing a sports psychologist. And

1693
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,080
Speaker 1: I remember that Neil Brennan had sent me this book

1694
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:40,160
Speaker 1: called like The Fifteen Seconds, the Ten Seconds something. I

1695
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,280
Speaker 1: don't even know what it was, but it was about

1696
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:44,719
Speaker 1: It was mainly athletes and what they do to prepare

1697
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,880
Speaker 1: for a game, you run through what could happen in

1698
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:50,679
Speaker 1: real time in your brain and for something. I don't

1699
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 1: know what the method was, but I just remember reading

1700
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,920
Speaker 1: it being like, I'm not an athlete, though, this can't

1701
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 1: fucking help me. And then it was like, wait, it's

1702
01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:01,599
Speaker 1: the same in a lot of ways. And so I

1703
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:05,120
Speaker 1: looked up sports psychologists and so if anyone out there

1704
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:08,479
Speaker 1: knows a good sports psychologist, will you DM me and

1705
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:11,760
Speaker 1: recommend them to me, because I'm looking for one to

1706
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:15,000
Speaker 1: get past this. If you look at my Instagram, you

1707
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:17,640
Speaker 1: will not see one stand up clip. And that is

1708
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:20,000
Speaker 1: what I do. That's my thing I'm Maine known for.

1709
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:22,800
Speaker 1: And it's not because I don't have them. I I

1710
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 1: literally paid three thousand dollars a month for a company

1711
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 1: to make me stand up clips that I'm sitting on.

1712
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:31,200
Speaker 1: I know, but the sports psychologist thing, you perform, fine,

1713
01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:34,519
Speaker 1: You're fine. No, it's not performance. I know, that's what

1714
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,519
Speaker 1: I'm saying, But I don't feel like so many like

1715
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:40,800
Speaker 1: athletes are afraid of like putting up like a good game,

1716
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,360
Speaker 1: even if they like hit a home run. But it's

1717
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:47,519
Speaker 1: like not self doubt. Stop. I mean it all is

1718
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:50,799
Speaker 1: a route of self doubt. And guess what me posting

1719
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 1: clips is performance is a part of it, Like I

1720
01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:56,479
Speaker 1: I cannot do it for some reason and it just

1721
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense, Like it really dawned on me the

1722
01:26:58,240 --> 01:27:00,680
Speaker 1: other day, like this is what I'm known for it

1723
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:03,800
Speaker 1: yet I can't ever and when I ever promote stand up,

1724
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,960
Speaker 1: it's always like I'm coming to this town, here's a

1725
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:08,640
Speaker 1: picture of me doing it. Don't And that's why I

1726
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 1: like stand up? Do you know why? Because you do

1727
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,360
Speaker 1: it and then it lives. It's just in that moment.

1728
01:27:13,479 --> 01:27:15,320
Speaker 1: No one recorded it, no one can assess it, no

1729
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,160
Speaker 1: one can go back. It's almost like if there's not

1730
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,719
Speaker 1: a record of it. And that's why I honestly hate

1731
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:23,920
Speaker 1: stand up being taped because it's it's something that's supposed

1732
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,559
Speaker 1: to be in the moment, and I don't want people

1733
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,559
Speaker 1: to be able to go back because when I go

1734
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,400
Speaker 1: back and listen to my sets, they're always worse than

1735
01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:32,960
Speaker 1: the moment I lived them. I might go like, oh

1736
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,760
Speaker 1: my god, I fucking killed in that moment. That was

1737
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,160
Speaker 1: such a great, flowing moment on stage, and then I

1738
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:39,400
Speaker 1: go back and listen to it and I'm like, oh

1739
01:27:39,439 --> 01:27:46,800
Speaker 1: my fucking god, that was terrible. Like stand up even

1740
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:49,160
Speaker 1: though you work harder at it whatever, Like it's like

1741
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:52,360
Speaker 1: a podcast. But my point why I do four podcasts?

1742
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:54,719
Speaker 1: This brings us back? No, I know, I know, but listen,

1743
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:59,280
Speaker 1: Like in sports, people that are great will go, dude,

1744
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: how do you feel about doing them? Like there's four

1745
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,759
Speaker 1: majors in golf, right and people are like the best

1746
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,040
Speaker 1: players are like, how do you deal with the Major?

1747
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:11,200
Speaker 1: Verse this? They're all the same tournament. The Major is

1748
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:16,479
Speaker 1: no different, just different. And I do treat it that way, like, yeah,

1749
01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 1: I prepare a little bit more, but like I I have,

1750
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,519
Speaker 1: I do treat it all the same. Like I don't

1751
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:25,640
Speaker 1: put after the fact, I'm saying, you don't put up

1752
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,040
Speaker 1: a clip but you'll put up a clip of f

1753
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:31,759
Speaker 1: boy of doing like some one line thing. Because there's

1754
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,680
Speaker 1: a book. There's a great book that I recommend. It's

1755
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 1: called a Champions Mind and it and it's a book

1756
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:45,120
Speaker 1: that um gets the perspective of all these like Olympic athletes. Um.

1757
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:49,920
Speaker 1: So you know you're doing like you're an athlete, like

1758
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:52,759
Speaker 1: a top rated athlete, like your game is on point.

1759
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:57,559
Speaker 1: But there's also besides the physical training, there's also mental training.

1760
01:28:58,320 --> 01:29:01,280
Speaker 1: And you know, for the level that you are a professional,

1761
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:05,120
Speaker 1: you have to have that level of mental training. And

1762
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:08,400
Speaker 1: I think what you're onto is really really good studying

1763
01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:12,160
Speaker 1: with like a sports psychologist. Um, yeah, like a sports

1764
01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:16,919
Speaker 1: psychologist is going to be It was an interesting Yeah,

1765
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 1: I just gotta check with them. How I get out

1766
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:23,120
Speaker 1: of seeing that event? Yes, um, all right, Well we

1767
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:27,240
Speaker 1: want in an accident playing that sport whatever, that is

1768
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:30,200
Speaker 1: a ski accident, you hit a tree? Oh yeah, God,

1769
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:33,799
Speaker 1: trying to catch a football, Sonny Bono, we're helmet skiing,

1770
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:36,599
Speaker 1: where a helmet football has changed a lot of things

1771
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,200
Speaker 1: in this Oh my god. This week we are going

1772
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,080
Speaker 1: to talk about so much more. We're going to talk

1773
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 1: about mg K. We're going to talk about Andrew playing

1774
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:47,719
Speaker 1: football over Thanksgiving, we're going to talk about um, well,

1775
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:50,400
Speaker 1: we have so much Brenna, and Andrew looking for an apartment.

1776
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:52,040
Speaker 1: We're going to get into all of it this week.

1777
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,280
Speaker 1: Very exciting to be back. Thank you for being understanding

1778
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,719
Speaker 1: of last week. I hope you had a good holiday.

1779
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:58,360
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear your fans reax this week

1780
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:01,880
Speaker 1: and we'll see tomorrow. Don't be care and Jack be nimble.

1781
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:02,679
Speaker 1: Jack be quick,