WEBVTT - Episode 111: I Grew Up A Man 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the kitchen table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.880 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.720 And now join my Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.200 All righty, here we go. It's another week and a 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.319 lot to recap. We have Dylan the graphics guy. We 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:40.760 have Pa Ray, we have Marvin, we have Shyan Irving 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.440 and Bad Larry joining us from the Jersey Shore. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:48.559 No, no, Dan, I'm on. I'm on ninety one on 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.600 my way to Maine. And now that the two girls 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:52.639 are going at the pull over, I can't talk to you. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.240 Hang on, was that. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.639 Next girl she there here? 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.600 Yet? Tell her? 0:00:58.600 --> 0:00:59.120 I said a lot? 0:00:59.200 --> 0:00:59.440 Yeah? 0:00:59.480 --> 0:00:59.920 She drive? 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:00.400 Yeah? 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:03.320 Why why didn't you stop? In? 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:09.399 The more she takes, the more that she takes, the 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:10.600 better driver, I am. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:14.280 I'm sure. I'm sure the cops would totally agree to Wow. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:15.160 I love her. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:19.120 Okay, So it's your wife and her sister, correct and 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:20.320 your guys are driving. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.560 To mein heading up to Kate Elizabeth. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.320 Yes, why didn't you stop in? 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.160 I'm an hour beyond you, guys, and I thought about 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.759 it to surprise, and then, you know, girls didn't want 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.200 to kill an hour and then kill another half hour 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.240 on a show. So it's it's Easter week, Dan, I 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:37.480 gotta get up there for a happy hour. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.360 Well you could have started here if i'm I'm surveying 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.039 the landscape here in our podcast room, and it looks 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.960 like there might be some beverages in here. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:47.440 We even bought beer for you there. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:51.600 Yeah, we have beer. Yeah, beer in here. Uh, there's 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:55.520 some men drinking, well, guys drinking white claw in here. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:56.080 Dudes. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.920 Oh, young, you're not a dude if you're drinking a 0:01:58.960 --> 0:01:59.480 white claw? 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.720 What move? What's with the white class slander it? 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.360 I don't know. I just I grew up a man. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:12.560 Don't assume man like I apologize. By the way, drinking 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:16.480 anything sounds like figure in your life? I do. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.200 He's just gay. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.280 By the way, you know who Dylan looks like Ron 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:24.919 Jeremy gotten that okay? 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:25.600 Kind of? 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:31.040 But the is it Sam Bankman Freed? Oh yeah, the 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:31.919 bitcoin guy? 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:33.959 Yeah, I think a rabbi. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:34.960 If he had a sash. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.080 Yes, I think you're gonna get him like fifty years. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.200 Yeah, they're going there. They're throwing the book at him 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.600 and probably his rabbi too. Honestly, does that? 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.440 Does that? Can you see some picture? 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.960 Day Ray just brought up of all the like Pablo 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.480 Escobar and Ron Jeremy and all the comparisons I've gotten 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.720 that Sam Bankman Freed might be the most defensive one. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.040 Now, are those people who got all that money? Are 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:01.120 they subjected to uh pen Like, what do you mean 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:01.720 he stole a. 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.080 Bunch Larry and Tom Brady. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.320 Tom Brady got forty five million dollars? Oh yeah, I 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.920 mean the advertisements and ship Well they paid him as 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:09.720 a spokesperson. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.200 Man, I don't think, but I feel like they're that 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:14.880 would probably be easy to get off in court. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.560 But do they have to pay that back? 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.520 No way, I don't know. I don't think so. I 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:20.520 mean because they pay I mean assume you're like there 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.760 was any other company and you're a spokesporst from them, 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.760 they're paying you. You don't know that behind the scenes 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:27.359 necessarily they're just fucking stealing money. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.600 Oka like a pro better than anybody's ever done it. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.480 Well for a little bit better than Bernie Bernie Madoff. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.040 He beat the ship out of Bernie Madoff. And how 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:37.760 much he stole? Yeah, Idy, Yeah, he's stole way more 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:38.440 than Bernie. 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:43.960 Okay, nobody made money on this show. Well, no, you 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.680 know Bad Larry five and five and a half. Oh, 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.960 here we go, Bad Larry plus five and a half, 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:55.360 Dylan minus sixteen, Shay minus seven. That's uh, that's on 0:03:55.360 --> 0:04:02.920 on the uh on the year. Yeah yeah, Uh, Larry 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.880 lost two units, Dylan one one, and Chay lost three. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:06.960 Uh. 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.960 Let me see recapping Bad Larry. Anything you want to recap, 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.920 You usually bitch and moan about something I think. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.680 I want, like four and four, five and five. I 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:17.520 don't have it in front of me, and I'm driving 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.279 Dan and I'm getting the evil eye from two women 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.720 right now. Okay, they want me to They want me 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.320 to pull over and do this, and I just don't 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.320 want to, don't want to stop. 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:30.240 Well, you can pull over, hey, you do you guys 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.520 like bluetooth in your car, Larry, can you fucking talk 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.920 and drive it away? 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:37.960 But I don't want these I don't want to the 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:41.839 women hearing you, guys, talk. Oh yeah, yeah, speakerphone, but 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.760 you know, say sometimes goes off the round. I don't 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.600 want the women, no one hearing. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:47.120 That blaming me. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.880 As long as they don't bring up Jeron Powell to'll 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:50.080 be fine, Yeah. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.680 Jerome pal Janet yelling, don't bring up the federal government, 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:53.559 will be just fine. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:55.560 Larry, by the way, I told you to take Grand 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:58.280 Canyon against Saint Mary's. I don't think anybody listened to me. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.560 I got fucking smoked. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.159 Hen uh shay, anything to recap. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:04.599 Here fucking favorites for fifteen and one straight up, Danny 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:05.320 Books lost. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:05.760 I lost. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.680 Sounds like I'm a sharp better. Thank you very much. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.640 You did give us Sammy P. In Kentucky. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.080 You should have seen the vitriol on the twitter, Danny, 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.440 I got murdered. A lot of people hating on me. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.600 Ohen you give people bad information, they're gonna come out. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.240 And why I do that all the time? I know. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:25.440 But yeah, Sammy P from Chicken Dinner, Winter Winter Chicken Dinner, 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.160 he got killed. He should go hungry. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.560 Yeah yeah. And Jack Golkie lunch, Yes. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.919 He said, Oh I like Kentucky Final four. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.719 He did say to be fair, he did say there 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.680 they play his own that Kentucky's never seen, so they're 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.600 gonna give him some fits, like he didn't take him 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.840 in the spread. He didn't do an shit. But of 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.880 course I blocked that out and. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.320 They still should have won the game. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.440 Hell yeah, they should. I mean they're talking about losing 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:49.800 cal Or. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.960 Did anyone know that Oakland was in Michigan? 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.599 Yes, in commuter school. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:55.840 Yeah. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.200 I thought. I was thinking he was like Oakland, California. 0:05:58.200 --> 0:05:59.520 And then the team came out and I was like 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.320 that does it seemed like that's Oakland. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:03.680 Oakland barely has high schools, let alone of college. I 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.880 can't imagine I cover sports for a living. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.599 Dylan makes sense, Well, I don't know. I don't know 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.440 about you. What do you do for a living? I 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:11.840 did too. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.200 I didn't know where fucking Oakland College was. They've been 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.799 good this season, like in the past. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.520 Yes, and then guy kept his job for forty years? 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.840 Do you think it's hard to keep a job for 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:24.520 five years? 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.440 And Ray should know this. Oakland plays Michigan State pretty 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.120 much every year, right. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:33.240 Yeah, like almost on a you knew where Oakland was. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:37.039 I did because my grandfather had a cup of coffee there. 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:37.760 That's about it? 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.080 What the fuck a couple? 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:39.479 But why? 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.520 How the hell did your grandfather tell you about a 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:42.279 cup of coffee? 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.200 He was there for there a short amount of time, 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:46.960 didn't really stick around there. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:51.520 You've heard the expression having a no like you called 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:52.480 up to the majors. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.640 You know, no no, never heard that? 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:59.839 Okay, uh, Dylan, you uh wow, you're consistently shitty. 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:06.040 I did pretty well actually then well really yeah, well 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.760 I saw all the fucking Formula one bets screwed me, 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:12.360 but maybe won one, eight, eight and five of March madas. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.200 You lost all your Formula one. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.600 Yes, du hast any money line though against by U. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:21.480 Yeah, you had a final four Parley Nebraska, Purdue, Arizona, Illinois. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.560 You were you were there. I gotta give you credit. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:28.280 But that's a loser. Okay, that turns and now we 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.080 turn our attention to bad Larry. Have you pulled over 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:31.840 the side of the road. 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:38.400 I have not done. I'm still barreling towards the Connecticut line. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.400 Can you read my morning? 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:47.400 Okay, here we go. Bad Larry has appreciated. Okay, you 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:50.720 have the over on Illinois and Iowa state at one 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:56.000 forty six and a half. Yep, Okay, so this is 0:07:56.040 --> 0:08:00.120 offense versus defense, Illinois offense Iowa State defense. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.560 Right, but I know Illinois is gonna be pushing it all 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:06.040 all day. I think that's an easy over. My two 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:09.840 favorite best of that over there and Marquette tonight or 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.600 tomorrow night, whenever that'd. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.080 Be tomorrow night. We'll get to that in a moment. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.720 Connecticut san Diego State, you have the over at one 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:19.960 thirty six, but I think I had bet. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.240 Three overs as I say, life's too short time. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.680 No, no, I'm just you don't have to give me an explanation. 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.880 I'm just telling you. I'm saying Yukon San Diego State 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.240 over one thirty six, and then you could say yes, 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.840 and then I go Clemson Arizona over one fifty two 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:41.040 and a half. Yes, okay, all right, san Diego State 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:42.600 getting eleven against the Yukon. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.280 Yeah, I think Yukon's going to win the game. But 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.240 they have to have one game that they're a little 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:49.840 worried about. I think this might be it. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.800 Okay, North Carolina minus four and a half against Alabama. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:09:00.560 And just how to pick it? Not really happy with 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:01.000 that bet. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.200 Yeah, Alabama scores a lot. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:05.400 I like Bama man. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:09.720 Uh Friday matchups Creighton Tennessee. You have the over one 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:10.480 forty four. 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.440 Creighton pushes the ball pretty well. Also, I'm I got 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.200 Creighton as a Final four team for me. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:18.760 Okay, and I bet it. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.920 I bet a plus nine hundred of a long time ago. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:26.440 So I need to. I need to. That's tomorrow. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:29.839 And I also yeah, oh uh, Marquette minus six and 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:36.280 a half against NC State. Love that, Okay, Duke plus 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:37.199 four against Houston. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.040 Need it needed an underdog. 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:46.439 I'm gonna say that's a yes. Yes, Okay, Okay, Gonzaga 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.960 plus five and a half against Purdue. I'm trying to 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:50.800 help you, Larry. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.520 I know I don't have the seat in front of me, Dan, 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.480 I said it them this morning. 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.240 Okay, Gonzaga plus five. These are questions I'm asking you 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:02.440 have Gonzaga plus five and a half versus Due Yeah, Okay, 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:06.440 there we go. Uh Shyan irving your turn. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:11.160 Time for America to shine. Danny March Madness, I guess 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:14.000 I'll still bet on it. Zona lane seven and a 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:15.800 half against Clemson. Think they get exposed. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:17.160 Why are you down on March Madness? 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.120 Because it sucks for me. It's just painful. It just 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:21.720 lose a lot of money every year. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.160 That's the fun part. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.520 It reminds me of bowl season, Like you can have 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.200 a great year and then bowl season comes around you 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.800 get fucking murdered, especially now with the transfer portal and 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.280 all that shit. And same with college basketball. You have 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.040 a decent year, think you know how to read the 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.560 fucking market, and then the march madness comes and you 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:43.719 just get corn holed violently. Cyclones laying one and a 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.760 half against Illinois, Bama plus four and a half against 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.280 the tar Heels. I like this. I like Bama here 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:49.520 all right? 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.480 So Arizona minus seven and a half against Clemson, Iowa 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:54.599 State minus one and a half, Alabama getting four and 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:54.920 a half. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:59.640 Yeah, okay, and now on to God's greatest creation, bad Layer. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.400 Any baseball picks. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.280 No, no, I didn't know that. What are you gonna 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:07.880 pick the over runners for the year? 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.760 You can pick whatever you want. I'm just curious because 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.520 you're somebody day is today? 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:17.000 What do you mean, well, we do the show on Thursday. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:18.640 We're going to bet a Friday baseball game or a 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:19.720 Thursday baseball game. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:21.679 Yes, I will, I. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:22.760 Will be baseball. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.240 But okay, you normally. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.600 I don't have. I don't have. I didn't look at 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:27.600 any baseball for the show. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.679 Now that's all you need to just say, thank you. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.200 Wait, wait, actually I did bet the other day over 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.160 the Mets at eighty and a half or eighty one 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:34.679 and a half. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.200 I thought it was seventy something. Am I crazy? I 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.280 thought it was like seventy eight. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:42.840 I'm telling you, because eighty one eighty one we win. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.120 I agree it was it was eighty. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:46.760 It was eighty and a half in the Mets. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:48.160 Okay, can I bet that over? 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.120 I'm gonna want to put that one out on the show. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.960 Okay, how about the A's at fifty seven and a half? 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:56.440 Crude, spicy. I kind of want to take the I 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:57.480 might actually take take. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:03.320 The under over. Okay, all right, so shaye Opening Day, Yeah, Americana. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.599 I got the Cardinals plus one ninety against the gambling addicts. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.840 I got the raise laying one thirty. I don't know 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.400 against the Communists, goers says gambling attic. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.560 They got a problem four and a half million. 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.440 That is a problem, you would say that. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.199 Yeah, Okay, I got the raise laying one thirty against 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.000 the Commis. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.040 I got to be the Blue Jays. Their Commies. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.080 Yeah, I got the World champions laying one twenty against the. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:29.839 I don't want to say cups. I'll just say. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:34.240 Chicago Red Sox Mariners under seven and a half. Twinkies 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:38.680 laying one twenty against the Rolls San franc San Diego 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.760 over three and a half in the first five. This 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.840 is an auto beat for me. Auto when you Darvish 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.120 is on the fucking mound. He loves. I think he's 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:50.040 given up more first inning, Yes, yes, loves giving up 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:50.480 the dinners. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.920 You first in two bombs in the first inning all day, 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.680 It's all I mean. And then and then we'll finish 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:55.760 like eleven strike. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.680 Exactly, like bang bang, one hundred and sixteen pitches, twelve 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.840 strikeouts three day, or the first three heads three runs, 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.839 yeah exactly, and then you're under. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.240 That's three runs instead of three and a half. Don't 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.240 do Why would you pointed my bad? What I call it? 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.719 You have some over unders since you thought ahead of 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.160 time that the season was starting. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.160 I've been looking for Mike Larry yeh. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:21.600 Okay, the rent Socks under seventy seven and a half. Yep, correct, 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.920 all right, Astros under ninety four hate them? 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:25.959 Another fucking cheater. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.360 Okay, but are you betting against them because you hate. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.160 That's an emotional betting. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:34.680 Okay, right, Brewers over eighty and a half wins, undervalued, yep, 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.719 Phillies over eighty nine and a half. I think they 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:42.520 take the East. Okay, ballmore bomber. When's the East? 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:43.000 Yeah? 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.079 Plus three hundred Phillies win the East plus two eighty 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.720 hedge magic coming right, and then you've got even more 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:55.480 two units Cardinals to win the Central Cardinals to win 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.760 the World Series plus three thousand. Then they have like 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.240 seventy two wins last year. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:05.000 Yeah, undervalued, underval I hope for your state moves. They 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.280 make fucking moves mid season. This is a bet on the. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:12.040 Future Baltimore to win the World Series. Mets to win 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:16.680 the World Series, bet plus fifty five hundred Phillies. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:19.280 You can just auto fatom when it comes to September. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.000 You just bet against the fucking Whales. Were two weeks straight. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.640 Phillies to win the World Series plus fifteen hundred and 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.240 Braves to win the World Series plus four fifty. Yeah, 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.280 all right, and that brings us to Dylan. 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.760 Alrighty Dan, so I got bet on every Sweet sixteen 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:41.840 game naturally, Clemson money line against Arizona plus two fifty. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:46.080 Clemson's hot. They look very good actually, and this is 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:47.840 I mean, I have Arizona winning at all, So this 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.800 is a little bit of a hedge. But this is 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.520 prime time Arizona shit the bad territory. They made it. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.560 I'm surprised they made it this far, to be quite 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.200 frank h San Diego State plus eleven against the Yukon 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.640 UNC minus four and a half against Bama. I also 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.240 I saw something that's like one seeds against four seeds 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.240 in the sweet sixteen have like a crazy record against 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:12.200 the spread, like almost undefeated. Fucking great, just for your 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.840 for your information. Illinois money line against Iowa State. That's 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:20.600 even money. Marquette minus six and half against NC State, 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.880 Gonzaga plus five and a half against Perdue, Houston minus 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:27.480 four against the Duke. I actually think they kicked the 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:31.800 shit out of Duke. And then Tennessee minus three against Creighton. Okay, 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.520 and baseball, I got the Astros minus one and half 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:39.120 against the Yankees today plus one thirty and then a 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.360 couple futures. I like my esteemed associate over here, also 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.280 have the Mets to win the World Series at fifty 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.440 five to one because of all the years when everything 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.800 is in fucking shambles, this is when they would win 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.600 the World Series. Now when they have five all stars 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:57.400 on their rotation. Pirates to win NL Central plus twelve hundred. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:58.960 We did this last year. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.800 We did last year was like the thirty five to one, 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:02.760 So we're heading in the right direction. 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:04.840 They won seventy six games last year. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.680 Yeah, okay, God to be double that. 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:09.880 Oh wow, that'd be a lot. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:11.680 Uh. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.760 And then actually I like this a lot. Mariners to 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:15.800 win the al West plus eighty five. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.400 Pretty tough sledding in the Ale West. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.280 Yeah, I mean, but realistically the Astro is probably gonna 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.000 win it, but it's a little value. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.240 And then Julio Rodriguez wins the MVP. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.920 Yeah okay. Oh, and actually I'm gonna add the A's 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.280 over fifty seven okay seven? 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:35.600 Now, okay, bad Larry is on the way to Maine 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:40.120 with his wife and his wife's sister and anything you 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.440 would like to say before we let you go on 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:43.040 your merry way. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.440 No, I'm first of all girls. Are we going to 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:49.200 round Delli? Look it up for me. I gotta get 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.760 off pretty soon for lunch. I want to hear what 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:53.240 Shay's opinion of P. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:57.720 Did he is, Oh, he's busted. Did you see his 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.000 drug mule got popped with cocaine this year? 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:01.120 He was basketball playing. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:03.240 Yeah, yeah, I got busted right in front of him. 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:04.520 He was like, these aren't mine, this is. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:11.560 My employees. This college ed dropped my cocaine. But I 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.199 saw a picture of the two of them together and 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:14.359 it looked hilarious. 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:16.280 That's tough to get caught in a private plane with 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.720 dope like that means somebody has to know you have 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.240 it on you and they come get it. 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:24.640 The Juice world died. Juice wrld the rapper. He had 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.199 like a bunch of he had a ship ton of 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.280 pills and they're basically told like when you land, like 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:30.840 the Feds are gonna be waiting for you. So he 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:31.760 ate them all and died. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.080 Why didn't he flush him? 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.200 I don't know, Jesus Christy. 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:40.840 It's like the first time his kids are busted. Amateur, 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:45.400 I should be teaching a ted fucking masterclass about this ship. 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.840 But yeah, they rated two of P. Diddy's homes and yeah, I. 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.560 Saw that that was a couple of days ago. But 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:54.000 didn't he flyers playing down at Antiguerst. 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:55.560