1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: We are crouching me and George Tiger hidden drags, uh, 2 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: ignoring that he is ignoring that. 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 2: You're blowing past George Clinton. 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: Booty was their booty Collins and the Ohio players, and 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: we were in battle and it's funks versus punks. 6 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 3: Yes, you said, yeah, you were telling me this. 7 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: And so we're under heavy battalion fire. The punks are 8 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: unloading their scab shooters on us, and we are getting 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: hit with scabs and we are getting it infected. If 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: certain parts of our body are becoming. 11 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 3: Punk, if I may, that's not funky at all. 12 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: That's but it was the punks that are firing on us, 13 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,599 Speaker 1: and for that to happen, scabs are punk and for 14 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: that to happen to you. 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not funky. 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 2: No, it wasn't so. 17 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: And they also have their patch cannons which are it's 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: like iron on. They fire iron on patches that cover 19 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: your nose and mouth. 20 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 3: Okay, and so it's like an anarchy patch that is 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 3: now like a surgical mask, but it's but it's like 22 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 3: now glued over your nose and mouth and can you 23 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 3: breathe through You have to start breathe through your ears. 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 4: And imagine how loud and so then so how loud? 25 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 2: What the sound of. 26 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: Breathing through your ears? It's already you For me, it's 27 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: already pretty loud coming out of my mouth. Imagine that 28 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: through my ears. 29 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 3: So the sound of you breathing through your ears is 30 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 3: loud in your ears it was to you. 31 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:50,279 Speaker 1: The sound of me breathing through my mouth is already loud. 32 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: This did not happen to me, as you can see. 33 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: But I'm saying, imagine how loud it would be if 34 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: I had to breathe through my ears instead of my 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: mouth already loud. 36 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 3: Well, I'm I mean, I'm not going to imagine that 37 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 3: because it didn't happen. That's what all magic is, no, 38 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 3: what it is. Yes, yes, I don't have to imagine that. 39 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 2: You don't have to. 40 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 3: No, I don't thank you, Oh thank you for permission 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 3: to not imagine. 42 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 4: But to say that I'm not going to badgine it 43 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 4: because it didn't happen. Okay, So anyway, we had to 44 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 4: summon the funky worm, uh, and he sort of wriggled 45 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 4: out of the ground and he he chomped all the guys. 46 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 2: Does he look like the guar? The gar worm? 47 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, well congrats, which is kind of like the Union, 48 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 3: you know, like ultimately that's funk and punk together as 49 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 3: guar who was on the punk squad again some forty one? 50 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 4: Uh? Derek of course is like on like a big 51 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 4: scabby horse. N next p X. 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 2: Uh no f X. 53 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 4: If I don't wave at the dog, Ryan while I'm 54 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 4: doing a show, just waved at the dog. 55 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 3: Ryan, can we talk about you waving at the dog. 56 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I could not help it. The dog doesn't 57 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 4: know if you're waving. It's che cho boy or a girl? 58 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 2: Ryan. 59 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 4: Please, I'll Ryan. Now, we have a guest. It's the 60 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 4: only part where I get to do my own stuff. 61 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 3: We have a guest today, Jackie Johnson. 62 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 2: Welcome to Hollywood Hand. 63 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 4: Hollywood Hand. But it is chew too, boy or girl. 64 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 4: It's twenty nineteen. Gender doesn't exist. Keep up, okay. Ryan 65 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 4: is obsessed with gender. Sorry, and I want to gender everything. 66 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 4: Why do we feel the need everything in the Why 67 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 4: do we feel the need? 68 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so disgusting. Penis is a boy everything, you know, 69 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 3: it's just you know what. 70 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 4: I mean, penis and vagina next to every name on 71 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 4: the table. 72 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, it really makes makes me sick to see Ryan 73 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 3: coming here and gender every signature on the table. 74 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 4: Well, it's because he's trying to write, you know, draw 75 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 4: Dick or something next to chuches name. 76 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: M Hm, that's right, his name is on the table 77 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: and it's the only one that's blank, and that's why 78 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: he's asking. 79 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted to say he or she is cute. 80 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,919 Speaker 2: I your dog is very cute. 81 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 4: I have decided to use female pronouns for chooch mmm, 82 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 4: but she can't really tell me any different. So that's 83 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 4: why I always answer with I don't really know. 84 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,039 Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. 85 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 3: I don't think dogs because it's up to chooch do. 86 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 4: But don't care. But do they I don't know. 87 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: I don't know. 88 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 4: I had a. 89 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 3: So I was telling you guys there was a little 90 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 3: kid at my house earlier this week and he was 91 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 3: looking at my dog and he went, your dog's a boy, right, 92 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 3: And I went, yeah, he's a boy, and he I 93 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 3: wonder how you know that he's a boy. 94 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 4: He's got like he's got a point. 95 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 3: Well, well he's got a point, but he also may 96 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 3: have wanted me to like clinically show him or admit 97 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,160 Speaker 3: that you looked at your dog's Peter. 98 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 4: Yes, what I have to do is that. 99 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, well he has some boy parts, so 100 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,679 Speaker 3: we just kind of guess. 101 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 4: But I but I should have he admitted it. 102 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I should have just ignored it or pretended not 103 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 3: to hear, because then what he knew was I was 104 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 3: checking it out. 105 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 4: Jackie a test. Yeah, happy to have Jackie. 106 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 3: Jackie, here you are, and it's time for the show 107 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 3: podcast podcast right right? 108 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I love a podcast. 109 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 3: Who knows better than you your post day. 110 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 4: My podcast is called Natch Butte Yes, and it is 111 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 4: a beauty podcast where we discuss what does beauty mean 112 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 4: to you? What are your self care rituals, What products 113 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 4: do you like, what products do you not like, what 114 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 4: are you curious about, et cetera. 115 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,719 Speaker 1: Starburns, Yes, Scarboroughs have their own. 116 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 4: They have a lot of post, they have a lot 117 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 4: of pops within Starburns. Yeah, this I'm hearing. This is 118 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 4: this correct? Independent Shingle. It's a wolf pop situation. I'm sorry, 119 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I have to I have to just we 120 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 4: have to just pull a curtain back. So I requested 121 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 4: some sweetener. I requested Stevia. This is Splendor, which is 122 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,119 Speaker 4: not the same thing at all. Your body reads this 123 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 4: as sugar, and I specifically requested something that your body 124 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 4: does not metabolize. 125 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 2: The sugar read as grass. 126 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,160 Speaker 4: So get a clue. 127 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 3: Okay, her body is better at reading than Kevin. 128 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 1: And Kevin said, ow even when the sugar packets hit 129 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: him on the outside. So imagine what would happen to 130 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,159 Speaker 1: Jaggie's body if she put them inside. 131 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 3: Think about that, I said, I. 132 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 4: Mean, Sylvia, I need the Stevia we only I've splent time. 133 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, sir, and I didn't want to come empty handed. 134 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 3: You, sir, Okay, this story's falling apart immediately. 135 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. This place must not be 136 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 4: in that good of a neighborhood, because they should have 137 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 4: Stevia on tap. All the coffee shops I frequent have 138 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 4: Stevia on tap. I was shocked that they didn't. 139 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 3: This is not Hollywood goals, Honestly, it's not. I I 140 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 3: never thought I would say that to you. I know, 141 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 3: I promise myself I'd go my whole life without telling 142 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 3: you this. What you're doing now, what I'm seeing in 143 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 3: the studio where I have to do a podcast now 144 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 3: is not Hollywood goals. 145 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 4: My coffee has a special treat in it. Oh what 146 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 4: is that not me? It' oh cinnamon's anti inflammatory. It's 147 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 4: really good. And I'm feeling that you're feeling flammed. Well, 148 00:07:54,720 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 4: I'm feeling anti flammed. Yes, love that. Jackie Jaggie, you're here. 149 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 3: You sew the podcast, Yes, and now you're on our podcast. 150 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, tell us about our podcast. Well, y'all are both 151 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 4: celebrities and you talk about Hollywood. 152 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 2: That's what. 153 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 3: That's what we actually started out thinking it would be. 154 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: We want to do a little bit of the show 155 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: that you do. The stuff you do on the show, 156 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: we do it here and then say that's interesting. 157 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, but can we make it fun? Can we make 158 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 3: it a game? Can we present you with an interesting challenge? 159 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 4: I'm intrigued. 160 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 3: Beauty challenge, Beauty challenge, make over challenge, David Pumpkins, go. 161 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 4: I would love to make over David. How would you 162 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 4: make over David Pumpkins? I think I might bring in 163 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 4: Tan France to update his his wardrobe. Okay, maybe do 164 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 4: something new with the hair, relaxed, the curls a little bit, 165 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 4: a little more tussled. 166 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 3: Speaking of Tan France and hair, this is just an 167 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 3: interesting thing. This is a stolen theory of someone else's. 168 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 3: But I have a friend who firmly believes that Tan 169 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 3: France wears a hair piece. This friend does not have 170 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 3: any hair and is like, you know, I watch this 171 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 3: guy on TV. 172 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 4: Be yourself, embrace yourself, show you real self. 173 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 3: To the little and I'm like, this fucking dude's wearing 174 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 3: a rug. 175 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 4: So anyway, if that's. 176 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 1: A person, is this person maybe famous for writing a 177 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: book about baldess. 178 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,680 Speaker 3: Yess My friend who was on the show wants Goldie, 179 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 3: please do buy his book. So You're Going Bald by 180 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 3: Julius Sharp. He has talked about this with me, and 181 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 3: now I'm always looking going like is he right? 182 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 4: Because there's probably some images there may be. 183 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we were like, really, no one else 184 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 3: suspected it. And then he was like, if you're bald, 185 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 3: you know. 186 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 4: How interesting you would want to look? 187 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 2: Now you would straighten David Pumpkins's hair. 188 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,560 Speaker 4: I wouldn't straighten it. I wouldn't straighten it. I would 189 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 4: just RELYX, well you relax the curl. Well, they're very tight, 190 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 4: and so I think I would do more of a tossled, 191 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 4: beachy wavy look, more like la cool girl so what 192 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 4: are we doing, Like, you don't have so. 193 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 1: Much definitely as you're going through the ride, so you 194 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: have to get in. 195 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 2: So that's part of the challenge. 196 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 4: I would definitely be able to do that in a 197 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 4: short amount of time if you have the right products. 198 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: And you have to basically be so pretty much you 199 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: have to be first. You have to get in the 200 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,320 Speaker 1: SNL audience. You have to kind of have to know someone, 201 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: especially to sit on the lower level and to be 202 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 1: able to get up there during the show. The show 203 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: is live, yes, your only access in the title is 204 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,320 Speaker 1: going to be when they are shooting, right, So you 205 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,960 Speaker 1: have to get up there in a way that like 206 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 1: people aren't seeing or. 207 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,240 Speaker 4: Is contributing to the comedy of the show. 208 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 3: And by the way, as you're as you're getting in there, 209 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 3: you've got to not get at karate Chop by College 210 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 3: Joe's Yes, it's true. 211 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,560 Speaker 4: Who is working security at all times guards on the scenes. 212 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 4: He's not in. He only has update. He only has updates. 213 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 3: So for the rest of the show, the full time 214 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,240 Speaker 3: of security, he's up there and he is locked and 215 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 3: loaded with a big chop that even then when it's 216 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,080 Speaker 3: chay time, he that's when the guys he just knocked 217 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 3: out are like getting up again and he has to 218 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,440 Speaker 3: go punch up. 219 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:28,599 Speaker 4: I have an idea. I'm spitballing here. What if instead 220 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 4: of going the audience route, I get employed at SNL. 221 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 4: So I'm already behind the scenes. The guards are down. 222 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,839 Speaker 4: We all know how easy it is. 223 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 2: Now. 224 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 3: Are you thinking of spending the first few seasons as 225 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 3: a featured player or do you want to go directly 226 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 3: into the main cast and have your own credit sequence 227 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,439 Speaker 3: where you're doing something fun in New York? 228 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,200 Speaker 2: And what would it be? 229 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 4: I think I would. I think I would definitely do 230 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 4: a quick head turn when my earring dangles, like, so 231 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,000 Speaker 4: I turn and then like you see my earring move. Yeah, 232 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 4: while I like stand there location and the earing's moving 233 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 4: too much. I would hope not. It would be tasteful, 234 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 4: you know me, it would be tasteful. No, I definitely 235 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 4: want Chech involved. But you're also a comedian. That's true. 236 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,079 Speaker 4: That's true. That's true, So it might be funny if 237 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 4: I my earring's moving a lot. 238 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 3: Have you heard about my what my credit sequence zitro 239 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 3: would be? 240 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 5: No? 241 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 4: What I want to know? 242 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 3: It's uh Central Park YEP set the seat at night, 243 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 3: Central Park midnight. Okay, yep, no moon in the sky, 244 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 3: pushing on the sexy duck, the mandarid duck. Wait a minute, 245 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 3: that's no duck, it's a hat. I bust out of 246 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 3: the water. I'm wearing the second. 247 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 2: Yes, that is. 248 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 4: I'm giving up. I'm giving up all my dreams. There's 249 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 4: no way I can even so know. 250 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 3: The dankly earring thing I think works too. I mean 251 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 3: you had to pick a favorite. If you have see 252 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 3: all the gas members and one person's got an earing 253 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 3: swinging and the other one is this. 254 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm at the Amtrak waiting area at pet Station 255 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: and I'm freaking out about how there's a pigeon inside. 256 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,440 Speaker 3: She's trying to get other people to be as concerned 257 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 3: as you will. 258 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: They're acting like they're not noticing that there's a pigeon 259 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: just walking around inside this building. 260 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 4: And you're you're kind of panicked. Yeah, yeah, shoeing you 261 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 4: shoe like physically. Yes, I'm trying to very quick vignettes 262 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 4: right like literally they're like two seconds. Hayeses Gut. I 263 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,719 Speaker 4: think he got at least double time for. 264 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 1: His name is kind of that's in the contract, right, Well, 265 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 1: I go by my middle name as well. 266 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,320 Speaker 4: You gotta you gotta toss in the middle. Your middle 267 00:13:53,400 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 4: name is for horses. Yes, funny, Yeah, I want to 268 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,640 Speaker 4: forget sn L. Yeah, what do you think? How do 269 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,959 Speaker 4: you think you get there? See, I wasn't even I 270 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 4: wasn't even trying to get on the cast. I was 271 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,800 Speaker 4: thinking more like janitor staff like something that I could maybe, 272 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 4: you know, they'd acclimate me to the backstage area. I'd 273 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 4: be ready, yes, and then just boom right when the 274 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 4: David s Pumpkins. Don't forget mental initials as right when 275 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 4: the sketch starts. I'm ready to go in there and 276 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,440 Speaker 4: do a moment David's Pumpkins. 277 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 3: Any questions that is smart? 278 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 4: Or should I try to get on SNL like. 279 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 2: At least as a writer? 280 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, then you get to watch from the writers. That's right, 281 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,520 Speaker 3: Beauty challenge the Spinks. 282 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 4: Think about the Spinks Sinks that one of the biggest 283 00:14:55,320 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 4: legendary space, the biggest face, the mysterious Spinks. You know, 284 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 4: I I'm gonna be honest, I don't know. I'm confused. 285 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 4: Are we refering to the Sphinx or the space? Okay? 286 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,960 Speaker 4: Got it? Now, Okay, I'm on board. Now the Spinx, 287 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 4: got it, the Spinx. I also have my slight list 288 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 4: from my My You're wearing? 289 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you can weed out the sound of Jackie's 290 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: teeth adjusting into place. 291 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 4: People are really into as MR and my health y'alls downloads. 292 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,040 Speaker 2: Honestly, that's true. 293 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:43,920 Speaker 3: And Kevin's nodding like something anything to help the downloads. 294 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 4: Help help, okay, the Spinx. Okay, I think the Sphinx 295 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 4: could definitely use some moisture m Yes, so I would 296 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 4: say we definitely need to start with a sheet mask, 297 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 4: which I did bring some for y'all. 298 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 2: Oh great, I got to wear this. 299 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 4: Yes, well you don't have to. 300 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 3: But to apply the mask, are you going to need 301 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 3: to answer the Sphinx riddle? 302 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 4: Most definitely, most definitely there is a Sphinx riddle that 303 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 4: you're gonna have to answer. Hmm. This is going to 304 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 4: be good, firm. So this is a mask. This is 305 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 4: a flash mask spelled and I gave y'all is this 306 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 4: When I open this, what is it going to be like? 307 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 4: Is it going to be just goo? 308 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 2: Well? Is it going to be a paper? 309 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 4: It is? 310 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 2: Okay, it is a paper. 311 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 3: I just don't want it to like get all over 312 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 3: you are you putting it on? 313 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 4: I would be careful because I don't want y'all get 314 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,080 Speaker 4: the microphones. Wet we call that essence. 315 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 2: Okay, that's what. 316 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 4: The mask has on. 317 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 3: It is essen scott peptides. 318 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 4: Oh, and I'll be a soy boy. There's soy proteated. 319 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,000 Speaker 4: I gave y'all both a firming mask because we're all 320 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 4: in our thirties. 321 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 1: Here, Yes, it's off if I'm lucky exactly now here 322 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:05,920 Speaker 1: is this square? 323 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 2: What do I do with this? It is wet? 324 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: How do I make it? How do I make it 325 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: something I even could put on my face? 326 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,360 Speaker 4: What is this paper? These other papers? 327 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 2: Paper? 328 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 4: Well, I just don't want you to get an essence. 329 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 4: You unfold it, Hayes, Yes, you unfold it. Is there 330 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 4: going to be a little hole for my nose and 331 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,680 Speaker 4: eyes and mountain? And I did bring y'all lip patches 332 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,919 Speaker 4: as well, which I would also give. 333 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 3: The spinks when I wear them at the same time. 334 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 4: You could. I always multi layer, but lip would go first. 335 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 1: Huh, I would say, last, I see the face whole. 336 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, the shocking visag. 337 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 4: So basically y'all are living what I would be doing 338 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 4: to the SPINKX I would give the Spinks a mask, 339 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 4: so effectively. 340 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 3: I become a Spinx exactly. 341 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 2: Now you'll need to learn its secrets. 342 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 3: A contractor yes, to get a face a mask and 343 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,440 Speaker 3: smells the mask and it's coming over like this must 344 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:09,679 Speaker 3: be like, oh yeah, my caretaker, how do you feel? 345 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 4: Oh? Look, it even has a flap, a neck flap. 346 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 4: So I put this over my neck part because you know, 347 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 4: we love a good neck moment on Ashbut people neglect 348 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 4: the neck, and the neck is very important. It can 349 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 4: flock your age, you know. Yeah, Okay, you look fantastic. 350 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 4: Neglect the neck. Don't neglect the neck, honey. Okay, here 351 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 4: we go. I didn't know y'all were getting a bonus 352 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 4: neck flap. 353 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,639 Speaker 1: It's but my neck is kind of under my head 354 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 1: in a way I'm supposed to be lying down. 355 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,640 Speaker 4: No, I think that's fine. It's just hanging. The neck 356 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,840 Speaker 4: flap just hangs under my chin, and try to like 357 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 4: wrap it and stick the sides to stick on the masks. Yeah, 358 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 4: like a bib, like a face bib. But look, it 359 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 4: has like perforated edges, so you could remove the neck 360 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 4: flap if you didn't need it, and you could maybe 361 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 4: put it somewhere else. I can save it. You could 362 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 4: save it. You could save it for a snack for later. 363 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 4: Mmmm hmmmmm. Yeah, the neck flap's not working on either 364 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 4: of your face shape. I have to hold it. Yeah, 365 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 4: But I do like the vibe. It's sort of like 366 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 4: a little gobble. It is a whole ass mood. It 367 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,440 Speaker 4: is a whole ass man, and the vibe is immediate. 368 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 3: So let's talk a little bit about how long I 369 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 3: should be wearing this mask, okay, and the kind of 370 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 3: things that I could do in public with the mask. 371 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,760 Speaker 4: Yes, Well, in LA I feel I see people in 372 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,560 Speaker 4: masks going about their daily business. 373 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:43,880 Speaker 3: Und you are being robbed by the town. Oh sweetie, 374 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 3: the town is ghetto. Give the nuns from the town 375 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 3: are getting cue. 376 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 4: I would be honored if somebody tried to hold me 377 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 4: up with a face mask on. I would be like, 378 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,320 Speaker 4: I get it. You you are out there, you know 379 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 4: tcbing and I hear you. This town is hard. What 380 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 4: what what can I help you with? 381 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 2: You know? 382 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:05,600 Speaker 4: I would be honored. 383 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:11,480 Speaker 3: Well, and you honor me by admitting that. Now you're 384 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,399 Speaker 3: the right person to ask this question. This is a 385 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,920 Speaker 3: question I've asked to many of our guests. Yeah, would 386 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 3: it shock you to know that I was once considered 387 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 3: very beautiful? 388 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,439 Speaker 4: It would not. Okay, that's the first time it has 389 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:30,920 Speaker 4: gotten Yeah, great, perfect. Yes, I will also say your 390 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 4: skin is really good. I clocked it immediately when I 391 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 4: walked in. Wow, And what's my skin type? I would 392 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,639 Speaker 4: that would be something that you would need to really 393 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 4: personally check in with about. I can't. I can't really 394 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,919 Speaker 4: see that on whatever touch. I would say, dry to normal. 395 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,679 Speaker 4: And I've been having breakouts lately, which I am not 396 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,199 Speaker 4: okay with. That is not something that normally happens with me. 397 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 4: So I've been going through like a transitional stage in 398 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 4: my life. And because Kevin puts splenda near you, I 399 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 4: will be dealing with this later. Yes, so thanks for that. 400 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 2: Earlier, Jackie made Kevin look at her arm because. 401 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:17,120 Speaker 3: He assumed it just sugar. Yes, So it was like, well, 402 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,440 Speaker 3: then maybe you didn't see her arm. If you see 403 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 3: the arm, you know. 404 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 4: I don't fuck with artificial sweeteners, okay, or real sugar. 405 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,080 Speaker 4: I need stevia, which is from the earth. But do 406 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 4: you eat fruits. Yeah, but that's not processed sugar. 407 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 3: So it's different sugar, but it's it's not processed, put 408 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 3: it in sugar. Now, I think we've probably gotten the 409 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 3: Spinx mostly made over. Is there any. 410 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 4: When I'm looking at the spinkx. 411 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,119 Speaker 3: And I hope this isn't offensive to say it's. 412 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,160 Speaker 4: A little boring that fit. I hear the same colors 413 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 4: what I'm saying. We could use some some contrasts, some contoring. Yes, definitely, 414 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 4: a little a little blush a rouge as we call 415 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,680 Speaker 4: it in the South. I would definitely do a lip 416 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 4: on the sphinx. You have to do a bold lips 417 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 4: bold lip on the spanks one hundred percent. I'm thinking 418 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 4: like something summary, but also something that kind of serves 419 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 4: the desert vibe. So I'm thinking kind of like a 420 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 4: terra cotta like kind of a rusty red maybe metallic 421 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 4: rusty resks is missing its nose? 422 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,439 Speaker 2: No, whose nose? 423 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 4: Are you beginning hugely and gluing on Emily Blunt? Oh? Tasteful? Yes, 424 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,159 Speaker 4: I mean I didn't even have to think about that. 425 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,400 Speaker 4: I love celebrity noses. We could do a whole show 426 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:56,400 Speaker 4: on just celebrity noses. I have, but it's possibly could 427 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 4: not do that. Okay, yeah here never Okay, thank you, 428 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880 Speaker 4: thank you for setting me. 429 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 3: Beauty Challenge, make Over Challenge Garfield. 430 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,719 Speaker 4: First of all, orange tabbies are my favorite cat. Uh oh, 431 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,720 Speaker 4: here we go. We've stumbled onto one of your specialties. Yes, 432 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:21,200 Speaker 4: so I feel like Garfield is so authentically himself. Part 433 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 4: of me wants to say I would not touch a thing. 434 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,639 Speaker 4: I would just maybe get him a daily sunscreen. Goverment 435 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 4: probably wouldn't let you, that's true. Animal testing is not okay. 436 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 4: I would say, get him a daily sunscreen. We all 437 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 4: show screen is fine, yeah, of course, yeah, big globs 438 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 4: of it. Yeah, just smear it right in, get those ears, 439 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,880 Speaker 4: get the tail. So I would do a daily sunscreen 440 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 4: and then get him a really good night cream. And 441 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,200 Speaker 4: I think he said, I think he's already really living 442 00:23:53,200 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 4: his best life. Night cream. Uh, moonscreen, moonscreens? What night 443 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,399 Speaker 4: cream is? Yes, we have the cream to protect you 444 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 4: from the sun. Sunscreen. Then now we need something to 445 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,160 Speaker 4: keep off the sort of some of the harmful energies. Yes, yes, 446 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,400 Speaker 4: you're really onto something. Yep. If I were you, i'd 447 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 4: cut that out because you could totally go on shark 448 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,480 Speaker 4: tank with that ship. Like I see a line of 449 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 4: Hayes products should cut out. Yes, you're right, he should 450 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,320 Speaker 4: cut it out because someone's going to make that cream. 451 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 4: I wish you'd cut it out. Yeah, you put a 452 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 4: fucking guy makes me sick. Ps. These are flash mess gazes, 453 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 4: so they should be done now. They're only supposed to 454 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,440 Speaker 4: be left over five minutes. I don't want y'all having 455 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,280 Speaker 4: I don't want y'all having reactions on my watch. Mm hmm. 456 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,959 Speaker 4: But this is why we bring the pros in. But 457 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 4: you still need to do your hydrating lip gels which 458 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 4: I brought. Are we going to be able to talk 459 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 4: with those here? 460 00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 3: There is a hole though, Chef n Trash, Please can 461 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 3: you handle that? 462 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 4: This is splendor? I cannot believe you brought me splendor packets? 463 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,679 Speaker 4: What is this? Two thousand and two? 464 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,680 Speaker 2: Kevin put this on your lip? 465 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,719 Speaker 4: Oh that's good idea. Give it to them, Give it 466 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,360 Speaker 4: to them. 467 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:19,760 Speaker 2: Give it to. 468 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: Challenge Ken, Kevin and Ryan's ghastly lips. 469 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,679 Speaker 3: You know that a guest here was recently came in 470 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,680 Speaker 3: and said that Kevin is the most attractive person out 471 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 3: of the three of us. 472 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,680 Speaker 2: Didn't that happen on stage on Lives? 473 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,200 Speaker 3: It's happened twice now to us. 474 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 4: I love objectifying men because women have it happen to 475 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 4: them so often. It's so fun when we get to 476 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,960 Speaker 4: like objectify men and like pick them apartes. Oh yeah, 477 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 4: bring it on. Okay, so I think you might have 478 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 4: you need to take that other layer off, that white layer. 479 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,359 Speaker 4: Oh wait, no, that's not it, honey, it's right here. 480 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,399 Speaker 4: It's the part that you tried to think was again, 481 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 4: Kevin is oh it's sliney. Yeah, it's supposed there you go. Okay, 482 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 4: there you go. He's like, you're instantly the most attractive 483 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,200 Speaker 4: man in the room. 484 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, now I now I get it. 485 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:26,880 Speaker 4: Oh, Ryan at hole Ry. 486 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:33,159 Speaker 3: Naturally, when Kevin does it, he's like simultaneously enjoying it 487 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 3: too much and doing it wrong. 488 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 4: Okay, no, come back. 489 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 3: Taking the high road, leaving it alone, and we. 490 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,440 Speaker 4: Did not take the bait. 491 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 2: Mine just ripped in half. 492 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 4: Well you're talking. You're a tall to take this moment 493 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,200 Speaker 4: for yourself and reflect upon your day and your life. 494 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 3: You know, man, my skin is juicy. Now that mask 495 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,159 Speaker 3: got me juicy. 496 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 4: I can tell from over here you're looking very juiced. Man. 497 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 3: I'm like the freaking spinx over here. The spinx would 498 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 3: be so jealous. Honestly, the spinx wishes it had your juice. Well, 499 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,120 Speaker 3: I think I got my money's worth a freaking ripped 500 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 3: in half. 501 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:33,720 Speaker 2: You didn't go here. 502 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 4: I actually had him venmo me in the hall. 503 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 3: So you're inside the studio, she makes you go out 504 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 3: in the hall to do it. 505 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 4: I don't want to see you doing that. 506 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:57,760 Speaker 1: Beauty challenge, Greg Grunberg, I have to look up who 507 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 1: that is. Okay is exact actly why he needs a 508 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:01,880 Speaker 1: beauty challenge. 509 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 4: This right here, it sounds familiar. But I have a 510 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 4: lot of people to keep up with, you know what 511 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 4: I mean? Like this guy, friend guy. He was on Heroes. 512 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,440 Speaker 4: You know, I was an extra on Heroes. Hey, tell 513 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 4: me a little bit about that story time. 514 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 2: There's a story there. 515 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 4: So I used to be Let me put another pot 516 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,400 Speaker 4: of coffee. Did you meet Hayden Panetarium? I did? I did. 517 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 2: Sounds like a story brewing. 518 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,399 Speaker 4: It's a story. I used to be a professional background artist, 519 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 4: and I worked the circuit. Honey, I pretty much every 520 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,120 Speaker 4: TV show or movie that came out between two thousand 521 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 4: and seven and two thousand and nine. I'm in keep up, 522 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 4: you know. I am in the season two opening scene 523 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 4: of Heroes. Oh yes, and what are you doing when 524 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 4: Hayden Planetarium is going to school. She's i think starting 525 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 4: at her new school and she's looking around and she's 526 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 4: with her dad and she's like, Wow, all these girls 527 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 4: look so grown up. And because I'm tall, they chose 528 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 4: me and these other two girls to be like the 529 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 4: hot mean girl vibe. And we like walked past her 530 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 4: and like give her a look. And she's petite. So 531 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 4: it was like, Oh, she's intimidated because all these girls 532 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 4: are tall. Yeah, did they mention she is like a superhero? 533 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,760 Speaker 2: She like save the world. 534 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 4: Because in high school it's an even playing kills, you 535 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,240 Speaker 4: know what I mean. No one's impressed, No one's impressed. 536 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 3: Problems, you feel insecure, still. 537 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 4: The world exactly if anything that might make you like 538 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:41,000 Speaker 4: the weird kid, you know. So anyway, I'm really famous. 539 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 4: I didn't want to bring it up, but it kind of. 540 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,800 Speaker 3: It can't happen naturally. Happened that we mentioned heroes, and 541 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 3: then you have to tell your heroes story. So that 542 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 3: was my hero story. I only worked on it one day. 543 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 3: I also worked on heroes. If you remember Silas, I 544 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 3: was looking at the violess Silas. The violence was always 545 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 3: looking at watches and stuff. 546 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,720 Speaker 4: One of them was my watch? Did you were you 547 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 4: friends with like the prop department or something. No, they 548 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,840 Speaker 4: stole it. The open stole it was he wearing a 549 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 4: face mask. He had a face mask. 550 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, just to be that close to 551 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 3: a productive for a show that I love Heroes, I'm 552 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,240 Speaker 3: still watching. 553 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 4: I mean, that's so good. It just held uh. I 554 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 4: was involved with Heroes as well. 555 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,960 Speaker 3: Here we go, let me put on another product coffee. 556 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 1: Do you remember what the main guy one of the 557 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: guys is Japanese? Do you remember what the guy's name? 558 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 4: Hero? And who do you think would come up with 559 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 4: something like that? 560 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 3: Only that Hayes man has the freaking brains to put 561 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 3: a guy named Hero on Heroes. 562 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,360 Speaker 4: That his name is what the what the show is about? 563 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 4: The layers like Becker? 564 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,040 Speaker 3: And I felt it's like Becker Becker he did it mom. 565 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:06,880 Speaker 4: Mmmm. 566 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,239 Speaker 3: Hayes was involved with that in the brainstorming period of like, well, 567 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 3: we're going to call the show mom. What'sever be the mom? 568 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:12,760 Speaker 4: Yes? 569 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 5: Yes, very clever, Yes, cheers cheerss perfect example, Yes, exactly 570 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 5: when that guy would walk in. 571 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:29,600 Speaker 4: And then everyone would go cheers. The titular character of cheers. 572 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 3: The thing we need to remember about Becker whenever Becker 573 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 3: comes up. 574 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 4: Yes, we do have to mention this is, of. 575 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 3: Course, the famous interview where the man who created Becker was. 576 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 4: Asked, is Becker you? And he said, no, Becker is you? 577 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,960 Speaker 4: He's all of us, well, interviewer. 578 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 2: We never really figure. 579 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,960 Speaker 3: That out have been the interviewer specifically who was Becker? 580 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 4: But see seems to be that Becker who was sort 581 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 4: of lightly racist, Right, is all of us? I don't 582 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 4: recall watching that show. He's grumpy, his doctor's pissed off. 583 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ted. 584 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 4: Okay, so I remember a little bit. I love a sitcom. 585 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 4: I love a sitcom. It's a situation comedy for those 586 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 4: who don't realize. All right, I'm sorry I should have specified. 587 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,240 Speaker 4: Oh it's okay. I feel like your listeners are kind 588 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 4: of in the know, I mean slightly at this point 589 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:40,560 Speaker 4: the brains department. Yes, So are we going to talk 590 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 4: about Greg Greg Grunberg or not? You know, he's got 591 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 4: a little rose sha on his cheeks in these photos, 592 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,480 Speaker 4: so he's a little red. So I think he needs 593 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 4: to do a toner he's yeah, I think tone he 594 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 4: needs to just kind of even out the p h 595 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 4: of his skin. So I would do a tone, it'd 596 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,280 Speaker 4: become a basic bitch? Is that what you're saying? A 597 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 4: basic bitch? I'm telling you, Hayes again, if you put 598 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 4: out a toner and you called it the basic bitch, 599 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,200 Speaker 4: because you are trying to levels out, you need to 600 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 4: write all these downs. You got to cut it out. 601 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 4: That I would buy that because every time you'd open 602 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 4: your cabinet it'd be so cute, you know, you'd like 603 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 4: lo oled yourself. Imagine all the instagrams. 604 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,440 Speaker 1: And it would make people think also that their skin 605 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 1: is like two acid or something which is like obviously 606 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: fake and like not real. But then it would be 607 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,080 Speaker 1: something that they would like feel scared about and they 608 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: would have to get. 609 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,960 Speaker 4: And I love a good fearmongering moment. Yes, that's how 610 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,280 Speaker 4: to motivate sales. Yeah, Halatosis, you know, was created just 611 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 4: to make people think they need to buy the strange Earwolf. 612 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,000 Speaker 3: They want us to start saying that if you don't 613 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,040 Speaker 3: buy Stitch your premium, you will be killed in the night. 614 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,400 Speaker 4: That if you don't. 615 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 3: Subscribe, that's what the that's what the copy said. Yeah, 616 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 3: that you'll be killed in the night by basically like 617 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 3: Seal Team seven. Who's like, even Sealed Team six is 618 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 3: scared of them because seven eight nine, it's true. 619 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,520 Speaker 4: We all know that's true. 620 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,440 Speaker 3: So like, so like that's what they wanted the copy 621 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,000 Speaker 3: to be. I wasn't comfortable with it personally, and then 622 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,359 Speaker 3: Chef Kevin told me that if I didn't read it 623 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,959 Speaker 3: that Seal Team seven would come after me. Now I'm 624 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,279 Speaker 3: not scared of that, obviously because of my training mm hmm. 625 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,000 Speaker 3: I trained with the College Jokes at the dojo at Harford. 626 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 3: But other people could be very nervous, and so I'm 627 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,640 Speaker 3: just all this is to say that fear mongering it's 628 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,480 Speaker 3: an excellent sales tax i gada. 629 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,000 Speaker 1: Someone listening to an eeros podcast and one of their 630 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,319 Speaker 1: headphones falls out and they. 631 00:34:54,280 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 6: Just hear, go go cop, I've got a clean shit 632 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,400 Speaker 6: wait for my sickness. 633 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 4: It's disgusting, you know. 634 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,280 Speaker 3: But at the same time, they've got to move units 635 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 3: of stitch your premium. 636 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 1: And I'm sure I feel the pressures. I don't have 637 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,879 Speaker 1: to make this connection at this point. Can we think 638 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:27,920 Speaker 1: of someone who was not subscribed to didgerr Premium the 639 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,880 Speaker 1: spanks that's what that, but recently someone who is like 640 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 1: recently in the News Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein. 641 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:47,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a luminary guy. 642 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,600 Speaker 1: He's part of the illuminati. 643 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so so you know, I'm not saying that's 644 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,840 Speaker 3: what happened, but it's not what happens. 645 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,160 Speaker 4: You were saying that haw atosis is fake. 646 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 1: Yes, then why does Scooch have to go to the dentist? 647 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,480 Speaker 4: I love that you just called my dogs Scooch. I 648 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,239 Speaker 4: love that. That's funny. I love that you just did that. 649 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,359 Speaker 4: You know, I've she's had a lot of things her 650 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,520 Speaker 4: name butchered in many ways. I've had Coach people came 651 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,759 Speaker 4: up to me all the time. You're like, oh my god, 652 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,640 Speaker 4: it's Coach. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, I named my 653 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,279 Speaker 4: dog Coach, you know. But Scooch is a new one. 654 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,319 Speaker 4: That's new, and I love it. Honestly. I had a 655 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,760 Speaker 4: fish named Scooch growing up. You know, those little sucker 656 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,839 Speaker 4: fish that sucked the side of the Oh yeah, my 657 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,200 Speaker 4: mom named it Scooter. 658 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,319 Speaker 3: Is that what they're called, Well, they would be called 659 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,919 Speaker 3: oscars sometimes, but then they have a more formal name 660 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,760 Speaker 3: that's like plucky atomus or something. 661 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,200 Speaker 4: It's plucky otus for sure. Yes, I have one of 662 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,759 Speaker 4: those fishes yeah, I got all that fish would suck 663 00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:01,360 Speaker 4: the doorknob off, hollyweird. Yeah, being in freaking movie. Are 664 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,479 Speaker 4: y'all both fish folk? 665 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:03,880 Speaker 1: Boom? 666 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,320 Speaker 3: Wow, we're touching on a sort of a sensitive. 667 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,600 Speaker 2: Area for me. 668 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,439 Speaker 4: Hmm uh. 669 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:11,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 670 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,600 Speaker 4: We used to have a shared aquarium. 671 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,040 Speaker 2: How would that? 672 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,359 Speaker 4: How would that work? 673 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,959 Speaker 3: Would y'all drive like drive, Yeah, it wouldn't. I guess 674 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,879 Speaker 3: it wouldn't work. Ultimately, yeah, it should it should have been. 675 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:33,240 Speaker 4: I got a family of beta fish, yeah, which bedow 676 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,800 Speaker 4: fish like beto fish. 677 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,799 Speaker 1: At the time, that was the funny thing. I would say, 678 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:43,880 Speaker 1: yes it Sean. The idea of betafish was like threatening 679 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,640 Speaker 1: to Sean. Gave Sean kind of like he would be like, 680 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,880 Speaker 1: worse a fish, just like pass my tank and be 681 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,839 Speaker 1: like whatever, it's funny man. 682 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,520 Speaker 2: But he was like mad, you were mad. 683 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:03,720 Speaker 4: I wasn't. Okay, let's this. I wasn't mad. I was annoyed. Okay. 684 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,640 Speaker 3: I was a little annoyed that you would really lean 685 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,080 Speaker 3: into the fact that they were beta fish and you 686 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,439 Speaker 3: would say, hey, have I shown you guys my better 687 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:18,680 Speaker 3: fish better than Sean, which I'm like, not necessary at once. 688 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,880 Speaker 3: It's funny every time, Hayes. 689 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,600 Speaker 4: But it's once for each person. It's new for each person. 690 00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,760 Speaker 4: That's what comics do. You repeat material when there's new audiences. 691 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,040 Speaker 4: It's very common practice in comedy. I don't know if 692 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,319 Speaker 4: y'all know that. Yes, that's kind of a common thing. 693 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,280 Speaker 4: I guess I didn't. 694 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,600 Speaker 1: So Sean got what he called it Japanese fighting fish, 695 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,799 Speaker 1: but was really like a big trout with. 696 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 4: Boxing gloves on. 697 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,240 Speaker 2: Yes. 698 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, Then he put in the tank to fight my 699 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 4: fish and it did just crush them. And it just 700 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,760 Speaker 4: all killed all the bedas, It killed all the badas, 701 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,879 Speaker 4: and all the water spilled everywhere. 702 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, and killed all the clown loaches. 703 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 4: And I said, now, who's the clown Papa Loach? So 704 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 4: it didn't work. 705 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,560 Speaker 3: And really another part of it was Hayes refused to 706 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:13,920 Speaker 3: clean it. 707 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know the scuocy fishes they clean for you. 708 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,440 Speaker 4: That's their job. They're a working fish. 709 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,279 Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, they're basically trying to That's what I'm trying 710 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:34,879 Speaker 3: to do. This door's got a frigging lash on it. 711 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,600 Speaker 3: Totally different. When you show a fish this door, they 712 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,040 Speaker 3: go like. 713 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,600 Speaker 4: Where do I suck? They don't know where to start. 714 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 4: It's really sad, man. What happened to some of these fish. 715 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:54,719 Speaker 4: So beauty Challenge, Beauty Challenge, the honeycomb monster Ridge, the 716 00:39:54,719 --> 00:40:00,920 Speaker 4: honeycomb Grinch. He is a type of grinch. Search me 717 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,279 Speaker 4: want honeycomb, Me want honeycomb? Now, okay, hmm, I mean 718 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,240 Speaker 4: I know, like the honeycomb b that is a different 719 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:14,360 Speaker 4: is a okay, got it? I see him. Okay, he's 720 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,319 Speaker 4: really cute and seems like an individual. 721 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,480 Speaker 3: Well, you could turn into him if you crave honeycomb 722 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,040 Speaker 3: hard enough. 723 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,720 Speaker 4: Well, then I'll never turn into him. If I'm being honest, 724 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,600 Speaker 4: as we've established him, I'm not a fan of sugar Steviacomo. Yes, okay, 725 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:32,560 Speaker 4: he definitely could use a perm and I think I 726 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 4: would add some extensions because his hair. I get the vibe. 727 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,040 Speaker 4: It's like I have wild hair. It's flowing, you know, 728 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,880 Speaker 4: but it's just a little scarce. 729 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,360 Speaker 1: So David's pumpkins, we are relaxing, yes, and honeycomb Grinch, 730 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,000 Speaker 1: we are. 731 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,680 Speaker 4: Expanding the hair. Maybe we could call Tan France's hair 732 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,880 Speaker 4: guy and get a piecemate a hair system, right, is 733 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,040 Speaker 4: what they call that hair system. 734 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,720 Speaker 2: That honeycomb with just a little shock of gray. 735 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 4: Yes, I think that would really serve him. I'm seeing 736 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,719 Speaker 4: some some discoloration on the face. So I would take 737 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,759 Speaker 4: him to Sephora and color match him and just get 738 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,560 Speaker 4: him a tone that would maybe serve his undertones a 739 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,160 Speaker 4: little better because they are looking a little like kind 740 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,279 Speaker 4: of purply toned, and nobody wants wants that. No, we 741 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:25,759 Speaker 4: want to look warm and glowy for the summer. You know. Yeah, 742 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:31,120 Speaker 4: there was the skin. Yes, maybe lymphatic lymphatic drainage they 743 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:31,480 Speaker 4: call that. 744 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:37,040 Speaker 3: He may need some lymphatic drainage most definitely. And I'd 745 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 3: love to get him just exercising. 746 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,400 Speaker 4: More, you know. And that's a personal choice. Sure, I 747 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,000 Speaker 4: think that's a personal choice for everyone. You know, everyone's 748 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,399 Speaker 4: on their own. That should be mandatory. 749 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,080 Speaker 3: I should be assigning people different exercises than they do. 750 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800 Speaker 3: This is something we talk about a lot on the show. 751 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,440 Speaker 3: I've been trying to get Chef Kevin to every time 752 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,320 Speaker 3: he enters the studio, whether it's to take a photo, 753 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,800 Speaker 3: whether it's to drop off coffee, he hits the floor 754 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,439 Speaker 3: for sixteen inch worm push ups. Is that so much 755 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,640 Speaker 3: to ask Chef Kevin? 756 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,080 Speaker 4: No, But I don't know what it is. I keep 757 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 4: just trying different things on the floor that ain't an 758 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,920 Speaker 4: inchworm push up? Could you do one push up? Uh? 759 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:30,960 Speaker 4: Maybe push ups are hard, dude, I don't get me started. 760 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:40,000 Speaker 4: I still get me started. Let's talk about beauty challenge. 761 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,719 Speaker 4: We gotta wrap up soon. 762 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:54,239 Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm ready throw it at me. Okay, I'm 763 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:54,960 Speaker 5: thinking of one. 764 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,880 Speaker 4: Well we while he does that? Do you have anything 765 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,239 Speaker 4: else you have? This is your show? I have Sitch, 766 00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:08,120 Speaker 4: your premium content. Oscar, the perfect Oscar the grouch. You know, 767 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,759 Speaker 4: I would imagine because he lives in a trash can, 768 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:18,359 Speaker 4: he probably could us a signature scent like a fragrolls 769 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,080 Speaker 4: rolls because nobody wants to smell. I think it's fair. 770 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,439 Speaker 4: I don't know. That might be that might be close 771 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,759 Speaker 4: minded of me. I think most people wouldn't want to 772 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,200 Speaker 4: smell a garbage smell. That's just okay. I think that's 773 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,760 Speaker 4: safe to say most of us wouldn't enjoy the smell 774 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:38,920 Speaker 4: of it. 775 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,160 Speaker 3: We've come a lot in twenty nineteen ye and there's 776 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:45,880 Speaker 3: been a lot of progress made in not judging people. 777 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:51,600 Speaker 3: We talked today about gender contes and you know, objectifying 778 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,240 Speaker 3: men instead of women, all these things that are positive, 779 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,719 Speaker 3: But we still think of garbage as stinky you. 780 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:02,880 Speaker 4: That has to change me. You caught me. I admit, 781 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,560 Speaker 4: you're so right. I even kind of caught myself, but 782 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,080 Speaker 4: I kept going. You know I felt and secure in 783 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,960 Speaker 4: the moment. Yes, you were aware of it. 784 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,400 Speaker 3: Yes, look, obviously you're a stinky ally. 785 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,760 Speaker 4: I'm a total sky ally. I would I would declare 786 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 4: myself a proud stinky ally. But you know, every once 787 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 4: in a while, allies do slip up, you know, like 788 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,120 Speaker 4: that's what being an ally is all about, is learning 789 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,680 Speaker 4: and listening listening. 790 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but do. 791 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:37,600 Speaker 4: You think he's grouchy because he's stinky and he doesn't 792 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,279 Speaker 4: want to be This is something that I would ask him, 793 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:45,680 Speaker 4: you know, this is the yes, yes completely. 794 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,160 Speaker 3: Is he too proud to admit that that's what's going 795 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,680 Speaker 3: on because he would have you believe that he actually 796 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,160 Speaker 3: loves trash and he sings a whole song about loving trash? 797 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,880 Speaker 4: Right, But is that just on he's being insecure, you know, 798 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,520 Speaker 4: like he's like, yeah, horse, I love trash, but really 799 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,760 Speaker 4: he wants out. He wishes he could leave, right because 800 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,239 Speaker 4: look at his hair. He could definitely use a cream. 801 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,440 Speaker 4: Rents he could. I think everyone could agree. He could 802 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,359 Speaker 4: definitely use a cream right, somebody, this guy, I mean, 803 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,560 Speaker 4: you know what I like. These These are like crinkled 804 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,880 Speaker 4: up curls. It's a little they look very clover and 805 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,640 Speaker 4: stuck together. 806 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,200 Speaker 3: That can't be comfortable. That can't be comfortable. No, that's right, 807 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,520 Speaker 3: it's probably. I mean, imagine trying to get a comb 808 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:32,839 Speaker 3: through there. 809 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,800 Speaker 4: You couldn't. You could, you absolutely couldn't. 810 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,800 Speaker 2: You lose your comb? 811 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,320 Speaker 4: You would, The comb would break off by comb. 812 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, where did it go?