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Speaker 1: Yet I tell them page, Yeah, they talk better than

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Speaker 1: These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show.

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Speaker 2: We're running in our diaries, except we say them a

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Speaker 2: loud We call them logs.

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Speaker 1: Jason is a perilous moment in your life. Go, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, thank you, dear blog. So I had the

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Speaker 1: most terrifying start to my day today. So we leave

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Speaker 1: the house what literally feels like probably the middle of

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Speaker 1: the night, like probably technically, yeah, And so it's pitch black,

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Speaker 1: and my boyfriend Mike has a huge He built this

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Speaker 1: huge pond in the backyard, and so I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's like a different ecosystem and like creatures live there

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Speaker 1: and like things grow really fast all because there's like

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Speaker 1: all this foliage.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: So I walk out of the house in fear every

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Speaker 1: single day with my hand like waving in front of

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Speaker 1: my face because I'm going to walk through a spider web.

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Speaker 1: I know it's going to happen. So I'm sure if

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Speaker 1: anyone would to look out the window and see me

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Speaker 1: like walking out of the house, I'm like waving my

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Speaker 1: arm in front of my face because I don't want

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Speaker 1: a spiderweb on my face. Okay, so I'm doing that

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Speaker 1: this morning. My normal routine to get to my car.

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Speaker 1: And as I step off our deck to get on

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Speaker 1: our driveway, there's a possum, this big fat possum that

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Speaker 1: was like the size of one of our corgies staring

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Speaker 1: at me. And I was like, I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: like verbally screaming like oh no. And I jumped back

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Speaker 1: on the deck and I'm like staring at it. It's

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Speaker 1: staring at me. I'm staring at it again, those beady

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Speaker 1: eyes staring at me, and they were like red, like

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Speaker 1: red eyes.

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Speaker 2: Oh not a red idol possum.

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Speaker 1: And it wasn't scared. It wasn't scared like I thought

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Speaker 1: it would like run away, but see me run away.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't scared. It was standing its ground and I

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Speaker 1: was quivering in absolute fear.

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Speaker 2: What was he doing standing on business? Yeah? It was,

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Speaker 2: it was. It was.

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Speaker 1: It did not want me to come to work. I

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Speaker 1: almost called off. So I was like, no, that's a

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Speaker 1: new one. I can't get to my car. I can't

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Speaker 1: get to my car.

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Speaker 2: I would allow I would. I wouldn't sympathize with you

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Speaker 2: if you were to say to me, I can't go outside.

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Speaker 2: There's an opossum holding the gossip. I would say to you, Jason,

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Speaker 2: please only it's fine, right, I'm scared of them too.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know that to me, they and

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Speaker 2: it might be very nice, I don't know, but the

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Speaker 2: way their faces are and they just look like a

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Speaker 2: like a rat that got sort of at that crazy tail.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like bathing too fast. Yeh yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it like slowly starts like walking away. I'm like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: like it walks whatever. And I think it went under

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Speaker 1: like Mike's car. So I was like, okay, maybe I

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Speaker 1: can like run.

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Speaker 2: For it, you know.

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Speaker 1: So I'm running me running, don't do that right, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: molding your hand like yeah, I'm fighting off spider abbs,

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Speaker 1: I'm fighting off a passam. So I just like bull

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Speaker 1: for it, like full on sprint probably like I haven't

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Speaker 1: done since like Junior High. Just like sprinting down the driveway,

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Speaker 1: and as I'm passing the car, it peeks its little

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Speaker 1: head out. I was like, and I just like kept

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Speaker 1: running and got in my car like there was a

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Speaker 1: mass murderer like following me like it was wild.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what the problem is is that opossum

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Speaker 2: want to have a chat with you, because what people,

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Speaker 2: If you've been listening to the show for a while,

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Speaker 2: you know that Jason, for whatever reason, gets his whole

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Speaker 2: morning routine going, and then before he leaves his home

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Speaker 2: at five o'clock in the morning, he peas in a

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Speaker 2: book in front of his home, and the opossum was like,

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Speaker 2: that's my house. You're peeing on my house. You have

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Speaker 2: and a bathroom. If you want to trade, we can,

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Speaker 2: but you don't need to peel on my house. That's

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Speaker 2: what Opossum was saying to you.

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Speaker 1: They didn't even get to pee this morning, so I

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Speaker 1: had to pee when I got here.

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Speaker 2: Oh girl, little bosom scared you.

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Speaker 1: I was terrified.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's the tale that does it for me.

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Speaker 2: Those lies, man, Oh yeah, I don't mean to you know,

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Speaker 2: be mean to opossum. There's many of them listening. Well

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Speaker 2: they used to do, I guess. But waiting at the

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Speaker 2: phone from the vault next after hos here in three minutes,