Speaker 1: And we got a new podcast for you. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the Second Date Podcast Forging Jeffrey in the Morning. And
Speaker 1: gotta get props to our guy today because he has
Speaker 1: a pickup line that uses no words at all and
Speaker 1: it works as Yeah, you're gonna hear what that is
Speaker 1: in just a second. And of course we love highlighting
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Speaker 4: Now, Second Date Up Date.
Speaker 5: It's always interesting to me that we have just as
Speaker 5: many guys listen to our show as we do ladies.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, on our podcast we have more males.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, And if that's because women are forcing their
Speaker 5: spouses to listen at the threat of withholding love, then
Speaker 5: you know, whats so be it?
Speaker 6: Oh? Not just that we're entertaining No, sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 6: sorry sorry, We all know by now ladies don't have
Speaker 6: to approach anyone on the dating apps.
Speaker 5: They're pretty much flooded with messages twenty four to seven.
Speaker 5: So the big question that we always ask here is
Speaker 5: how does a guy cut through all the clutter and
Speaker 5: get himself.
Speaker 1: Noticed the girtio on a dating Apple.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and our listener Connor says he's figured out a
Speaker 5: great conversation opener that nobody else was using and says
Speaker 5: it has an extremely high success right.
Speaker 1: Oh, interesting, Connor, Are.
Speaker 5: You sure you want to give away your secrets to
Speaker 5: the world right here on the show?
Speaker 4: Honestly, No, but your producer's kind of telling me I
Speaker 4: have to do that. I want to be here.
Speaker 1: Our producer can be kind of scary, we get it.
Speaker 5: He makes me do a lot of stuff I don't
Speaker 5: want to do either, Connor, So I completely understand.
Speaker 7: Now, time to wipe away those tears. Give it up.
Speaker 7: What's your secret? So?
Speaker 4: I don't send any words at all? Any words?
Speaker 7: I'm with you? Women hate words? Words huge turnoff.
Speaker 5: Am I Right, alexis, especially the way a punctuation marks
Speaker 5: it's emoji.
Speaker 4: Dude, you send emojis because it leads to a response.
Speaker 7: Eventually.
Speaker 1: Why are you because you're like trying to decode what
Speaker 1: you're attempting to say. Are there's specific emojis that you use?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, there's a specific group of emojis. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji,
Speaker 4: gift box emoji, question mark emoji.
Speaker 1: What was the last one before question mark equal sign
Speaker 1: and the question.
Speaker 5: Mark math equations axis like an algebra problem.
Speaker 1: You could take that out. Okay, that's so, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: From those emojis, that is a fancy first date that
Speaker 1: you just play.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sushi and dancing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: For people who aren't emoji literate, can you like translate
Speaker 5: what exactly you're saying in it?
Speaker 4: Okay, so it translates to a guy and a girl,
Speaker 4: we get sushi, we dance, and also there's a little
Speaker 4: something special. What do you think?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, if it's a tiny gift, the fact that you
Speaker 5: have a gift box looks really cool, the big gold
Speaker 5: box on the.
Speaker 1: Emoji, unless it's like that old SNL song about what's
Speaker 1: in the box. I've never an ice cream emoji your lift, No.
Speaker 4: But it always elicted the response either people send back
Speaker 4: like emojis of their own, like they get it or
Speaker 4: they're like sorry, what was that? And at least I've
Speaker 4: got somebody talking to me even if they didn't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well then she asked for clarification, then you can
Speaker 2: formally ask her out.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you do this to hundreds of women and
Speaker 1: one you actually went on a date with.
Speaker 4: Yes, I did this to Nikki. I was able to
Speaker 4: get her number and we met up and we did
Speaker 4: that date.
Speaker 1: Oh you did the day okay?
Speaker 5: And you said, her name is Nikki, that's the woman
Speaker 5: that we're going to be calling her.
Speaker 7: How did your date go?
Speaker 4: It was great. We did exactly what I said we
Speaker 4: were going to do. We did sushi, we went dancing,
Speaker 4: and then I took her out paid for drinks afterwards.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, where was the present? You put a present box?
Speaker 1: I'm in there.
Speaker 4: The president is like, I'm going to let you in
Speaker 4: on my secret spot.
Speaker 1: Really cool drinks? Like did she like that present?
Speaker 4: She liked it? She thought it was cool.
Speaker 5: Okay, how was the connection between you two?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 4: I thought it was great. There was no like moment
Speaker 4: where it felt like the kiss was right, but I
Speaker 4: felt like we were vibing the whole time. Okay, I
Speaker 4: obviously listened to these times. Prince girl. It's like, okay,
Speaker 4: what you mess up? And I will tell you right now.
Speaker 4: The awkward thing came from her and not from me.
Speaker 4: I still want to go on our second date. But
Speaker 4: there was a point where she called me Martin.
Speaker 1: Martin, No, Brook has forgotten your name.
Speaker 4: It's not just she forgot dude. Martin is her ex.
Speaker 6: Oh glad, I bet she felt so bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she said she did. We had fun with it.
Speaker 4: I made I cracked a joke or two about it.
Speaker 4: I thought it was all good. But now it's been
Speaker 4: like a week and a half and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's awkward to be called by the ex's name,
Speaker 5: but it's also kind of a good sign that she's
Speaker 5: seeing you in a romantic way, and it's unlocking that
Speaker 5: door to like old romantic flings.
Speaker 3: A stretch, Yeah, I have to stretch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, do you think that she's not over
Speaker 1: her ex?
Speaker 4: I mean that's my first thought for sure, But I
Speaker 4: hope that that's not the case because we had a
Speaker 4: good time. I would like to see her again, And also, like,
Speaker 4: if you're not over your ex, fine, but you're gonna ghost.
Speaker 3: Me for that?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, maybe she thinks it's it's kind right,
Speaker 1: Like maybe she thinks like I should leave this guy alone.
Speaker 4: Never the kindest option.
Speaker 1: I mean, I agree, I agree, I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 1: But what happened at the very end of the.
Speaker 4: Night, I was like, Hey, this has been so much fun.
Speaker 4: I hope to see you again. We gave each other
Speaker 4: a hug.
Speaker 5: And how many times have you called her? How many
Speaker 5: times have you texted her?
Speaker 4: Well, obviously I hit her with some emo jeez okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: and then I left one voicemail. I'm trying to not
Speaker 4: be like weird it.
Speaker 1: Now, did you leave the voicemail saying your real name?
Speaker 1: Because maybe she doesn't remember it. Maybe you should have
Speaker 1: called yourself Martin.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is rough. That's true.
Speaker 5: And voicemails are a little bit as especially if you
Speaker 5: hear the loser line segment on our show.
Speaker 7: It's always a risk to leave one.
Speaker 1: No, I think voicemails are fine if they're short and
Speaker 1: they end quickly. Yeah, that's the same thing I just
Speaker 1: said twice. But you know what I mean, just.
Speaker 5: Like making short to end it quickly, get out more
Speaker 5: there you go.
Speaker 7: So we're going to reach out to Nikki.
Speaker 5: Hopefully she answers and we'll find out is it really
Speaker 5: just because she called you her ex's name on the date,
Speaker 5: or is something else happening when we come back for
Speaker 5: your second date update.
Speaker 7: Right after this second date update.
Speaker 5: Was a warm summer afternoon and our listener Connor calm
Speaker 5: de gal into a date with a flick of the
Speaker 5: finger and a string of mysterious emojis. Man emoji, woman emoji,
Speaker 5: sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji, gift box emoji equals
Speaker 5: question mark emoji.
Speaker 7: Jeff, that's where we're at now.
Speaker 5: I've conferred with my co host Jose Sherlock, Homeboy, and Brooke.
Speaker 5: What's up Watson? They told me we don't know enough
Speaker 5: about this date.
Speaker 1: Actually more investigating scene. I think we know quite a bit, though, Oh,
Speaker 1: I think we know quite a bit.
Speaker 7: Not quite enough, though.
Speaker 5: Our only lead is that Nikki called Connor by her
Speaker 5: ex lover's name, some nobody named Martin. But that's all
Speaker 5: we know. We don't even know what they spoke about,
Speaker 5: any childhood memories. Did they play the game pasta Arosta?
Speaker 1: What is that game?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man, you haven't played pasta arosta.
Speaker 1: I haven't even lived apparently.
Speaker 5: Connor, can you tell us what was the gab about
Speaker 5: that night?
Speaker 7: What did you speak about? Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, I feel like it was pretty basic first date
Speaker 4: stuff like stuff that happened to us with when we
Speaker 4: were kids. I was like, oh, I have this scar
Speaker 4: on my arm. Honestly, now that we're talking about I'm like,
Speaker 4: am I basic?
Speaker 1: Am I basic? It's okay.
Speaker 7: There wasn't a big crazy moment.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're a man that's willing to take a woman dancing,
Speaker 1: and that is not basic. Many men are scared of dancing.
Speaker 4: I'll take that. But our conversation maybe wasn't as like,
Speaker 4: I don't know. It wasn't like we looked up at
Speaker 4: the stars and contemplated our existence. Again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you communicated with those dance moves and that's right.
Speaker 7: Still no pasta or arasta, so kind of fell short. But
Speaker 7: let's reach out to Nikki here.
Speaker 5: We'll see if she picks up and hopefully she has
Speaker 5: some answers, and if she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't, let's play the game because I'm really curious how
Speaker 1: this game works.
Speaker 7: It's not appropriate for radio.
Speaker 1: Was going to guess Penny.
Speaker 7: Okay, you don't know what you're talking about. You would
Speaker 7: want that pain anyway?
Speaker 5: I know. Right here, let's just call Nikki here hopefully
Speaker 5: get out of this awkwardness.
Speaker 7: Here we go. Hey is this Nikki?
Speaker 5: Hey Nikki, You're on radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 1: What's up, Nikki? Hey?
Speaker 8: Why are you calling me?
Speaker 7: Sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if you're busy or something, but we're
Speaker 5: doing a segment on our show. It's called a second
Speaker 5: Date Update.
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I'm just honestly, it'll take less than three minutes.
Speaker 5: Lucky for you, we're not doing our big segment pasta
Speaker 5: a rasta yeah, super highly yeah quick.
Speaker 1: Actually kind of exciting.
Speaker 5: Okay, because the second Date Update it's where one of
Speaker 5: our listeners has asked us to help get some answers
Speaker 5: for why you're not responding to his emoji texts and
Speaker 5: your voicemail messages.
Speaker 8: God, oh my god, why would he do that?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're talking about immediately when we say emoji, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Connor, yeah, I know about the emojis, but like, why
Speaker 8: would he call a radio station and like get you
Speaker 8: guys involved? Like I'm confused warm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he told us the story about your date
Speaker 5: and said he's reached out a few times hoping to
Speaker 5: get a second one that has not happened and he's
Speaker 5: not sure why.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what he told you, guys, but
Speaker 8: I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment on
Speaker 8: the date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we heard about the moment where you called him
Speaker 5: by your ex boyfriend's name Martin.
Speaker 1: Fine, it sounds like he didn't even like care that much.
Speaker 5: I mean, there could have been more moments on the
Speaker 5: date that might have turned you off. Like, we just
Speaker 5: don't know, and Connor wants some honesty and clarification on
Speaker 5: the situation.
Speaker 7: That's why we're calling.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, actually it was it was just that.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you guys about something.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 8: It was that moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it sounds like you guys joked about it
Speaker 1: after you called him the wrong name. He like made
Speaker 1: light of it and he can't.
Speaker 8: Let no I'm here. I tried to laugh it off,
Speaker 8: but tell you guys, the true Martin is not my
Speaker 8: excess name.
Speaker 7: Wait what what that's what you said? Yeah?
Speaker 8: No, I know, I know. I had to make it up.
Speaker 1: What who's Martin?
Speaker 8: Okay, so his eyebrows are the bushy is eyebrows I've
Speaker 8: ever seen and sing.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about Martin right now or are you talking
Speaker 1: about our listener, your date with Connor.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about Connor conn Like. He has the same
Speaker 8: eyebrows as Martin Scorsese. He actually makes Martin look thin.
Speaker 8: And I put him in my phone as that, And
Speaker 8: I guess I got so used to seeing that name
Speaker 8: on my phoneing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you rose, Wait, you saved him as like
Speaker 1: Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy or something in your phone.
Speaker 8: I said, Martin eyebrows. And in the pictures you put
Speaker 8: really do like you saw, they were bushy, hence me
Speaker 8: putting him in my phone as Martin eyebrows. But I
Speaker 8: couldn't stop looking at them. It was like a bad
Speaker 8: accident that you can't stop looking at.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, watching one caterpillar.
Speaker 7: I don't think anymore that.
Speaker 5: I don't want to hurt any more feelings, especially because Martin.
Speaker 5: No Connor, Connor, he's uh, he's on the other line
Speaker 5: listening to this.
Speaker 4: Nikki, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 7: I have to talk because I'm on the radio. But yeah,
Speaker 7: he's there. Sorry, Connor, are you there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say.
Speaker 1: Brother. I bet you have great eyebrows there.
Speaker 4: Very full like people are into.
Speaker 1: It, big eyebrowser in.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but this is beyond the trend.
Speaker 5: But a preference for every different people.
Speaker 4: You don't have to why we date.
Speaker 8: That's why we date because everybody has different preferences. And
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, Connor, you're a nice looking guy, but your
Speaker 8: browser too much like they but not even focus enough
Speaker 8: to remember your real name, Burst, the name I've been
Speaker 8: calling you in my follow.
Speaker 1: How do you apologize for being mean? And the double
Speaker 1: down on it.
Speaker 8: Is honestly mean. I mean, listen, I didn't call me
Speaker 8: and do this, Okay, Connor knew what he was getting into.
Speaker 8: He was ready, I guess for the truth, and that's true.
Speaker 7: We do appreciate your honesty, Nikki. I mean, we really do.
Speaker 5: That's what we ask I don't necessarily love what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but you know, at least she's being truthful for the reason.
Speaker 5: I would think though, that eyebrows are something that you
Speaker 5: could easily change.
Speaker 1: No, you don't want to change who you're taking.
Speaker 4: Them Jack, Yeah, I mean I'm happy with how I look.
Speaker 4: I'm just baffled. But it took coming to the radio.
Speaker 8: To hear that I was trying to be nice put
Speaker 8: me in this spot.
Speaker 4: Now, you know, ghosting is never nice. That's not a kindness.
Speaker 7: What it felt nice.
Speaker 5: If she said the reason I said is because you
Speaker 5: remind me you look like Martin scorse that feel good.
Speaker 1: She could have just said, you know what, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I just don't feel an attraction here.
Speaker 7: It's just all She would have been fine.
Speaker 4: But also if you said I look like Martin Scorsese,
Speaker 4: I would have been like, hell, yeah, I dude, tight, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I love Connor.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm sorry, I gotta go to work, okay,
Speaker 8: but I'm sorry, Connor, like, best of luck. If you
Speaker 8: need a brown person, I have someone really good. I'm
Speaker 8: more than happy to give her number to Connor. Doubling
Speaker 8: really good.
Speaker 3: They're not doubling down.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to help. I want Connor to find a
Speaker 8: nice woman together.
Speaker 7: In a little bit.
Speaker 5: So look, I normally would never do this, but in
Speaker 5: the spirit of truthfulness and honesty, Connor, I'm gonna call
Speaker 5: it open season. Is there anything you would like to
Speaker 5: critique about Nicky in returning field up to you, Connor, when.
Speaker 1: She goes well, you go high, Connor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's what's above the eyebrows that you can.
Speaker 4: No, I'm a it man, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 4: I'm not sorry for the way that I look. I
Speaker 4: think she looks great. I would have been happy to
Speaker 4: go on a second date.
Speaker 3: But just great, a great guy that I didn't do
Speaker 3: anything wrong.
Speaker 8: I've now been embarrassed on the radio.
Speaker 7: Oh you've been embarrassed.
Speaker 8: Embarrassed, guys. I can't deal with this.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 8: Next day, I'm I'm deleting every app for dating. I'm
Speaker 8: taking a break.
Speaker 5: People don't answer random Okay, it's good that she was
Speaker 5: able to make this entire thing about her, So Nikki,
Speaker 5: well done.
Speaker 8: I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Just s y.
Speaker 8: I the next time you go ahead and send someone
Speaker 8: all these crazy emojis and there's a gift in there,
Speaker 8: why didn't you just bring a gift and not be
Speaker 8: a cheap act?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I guess it wasn't just the eyebrows.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just the eyebrows.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 5: Well, with really not knowing much at the beginning of
Speaker 5: this what went wrong, and now we know it.
Speaker 7: Was just a couple of eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's in?
Speaker 7: We solved the mystery game.
Speaker 5: I knew we'd get to the bottom of it. Tune
Speaker 5: in next week when we unmasked the owner of the
Speaker 5: old Kabuki theater and find out who isn't dating the
Speaker 5: wrong person.
Speaker 1: Eyebrows were like super hairy.
Speaker 7: I knew it, schools Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: In the morning, I got a lot of texts coming
Speaker 5: into our textport at seven eighty five nine two people
Speaker 5: are ripping that woman for what she said about Connor's eyebrows.
Speaker 1: It would have been forgiven because she didn't know he
Speaker 1: was on the phone until she just kept going yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: She just wouldn't stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah anytime you're like, I'm sorry, but it's not an apology.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I know Connor didn't want to say anything
Speaker 5: bad about her, but our listeners did not.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Wow, they're blowing up our textboards.
Speaker 1: We're ruthless.
Speaker 5: One said I've never even seen that woman, but I
Speaker 5: can tell she's got a gaping fish mouth, all right.
Speaker 7: Another says she sounds like she was you know what, Actually,
Speaker 7: some of these are not waiting cool.
Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't, but you know what, it is nice
Speaker 5: to see our listeners coming together and sticking up for
Speaker 5: other listeners who.
Speaker 7: Listen to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what about that, Like when they go.
Speaker 5: Low, we go high, no mom mentality, When they go low,
Speaker 5: we go low.
Speaker 1: She went high, So we can.
Speaker 7: All go up.
Speaker 5: There you go, but we will stick up for you
Speaker 5: and your love life.
Speaker 7: You can email the show.
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
Speaker 5: go check out all of our second date updates if
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