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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject your baby. This is so sad. Your baby is

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Speaker 1: not cute at all. Your baby isn't cute. Baby is

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Speaker 1: not mom and daddy. Ain't you want? Oh that's sad

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Speaker 1: all right right now? And she ain't cute. What you

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Speaker 1: think is under that blanket? Yeah? Just my cousin baby,

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Speaker 1: I know what is here? Oh let me see whoa Okay? Right?

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Speaker 1: Good lord boy baby here, I got caught up. I

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Speaker 1: apologize all right, listen right now, nephew is in the

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Speaker 1: building with today's prying phone call. What you got for us? Enough? Frogan? Mom?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was with the letter. No help somebody out

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Speaker 1: a little bit surrogate mother. Let's go get one of them. Yeah, Rogerick,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Roger Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man.

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Speaker 1: How you doing? I go to the same church, y'all

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Speaker 1: go to Okay, I got your number from one of

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Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that

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Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to you, could I could

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Speaker 1: reach out to you or whatever? How you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good man, I'm good. How can help your your wife. Man,

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Speaker 1: does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but

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Speaker 1: she seems to be real fit. Does she? Does she

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Speaker 1: work out all the time? Yeah? She go to January

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Speaker 1: once in a while. Brother, Yeah, who who is this bro?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to

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Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying

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Speaker 1: for a long time. Many actually have some kids. And

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Speaker 1: to be honest with you, rogerick Man, it just ain't happened. Dog.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to do now just find another type of way

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Speaker 1: to make this happen. Now. You say your wife is

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Speaker 1: in good condition, right, My wife VI is in good condition? Brother?

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Speaker 1: What she got to do with your trying to have

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Speaker 1: a baby? She? You know, No, y'all already got kids,

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Speaker 1: don't you. Y'all got like from what the brother the

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Speaker 1: church told me, y'all got three kids right there? We

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Speaker 1: got three. I got two boys in the girl. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was hoping

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Speaker 1: that I could find somebody, a female that would be

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Speaker 1: a good seregrant mother or what you know. What I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is like because my wife. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: we want to have kids, man, we want to have

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Speaker 1: hold on, brother, you just said you you're looking for

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Speaker 1: a seragant mother, and the brother the church told you

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Speaker 1: to call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody tell me

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Speaker 1: to actually call you. I asked them about you and

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Speaker 1: your wife. You know, I asked him for your phone

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Speaker 1: number so I can actually call you myself. Man, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, So you've been you've been eyeing my wife?

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been. You're

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Speaker 1: looking at it wrong. Listen what I was saying that

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Speaker 1: your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person. I

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Speaker 1: want to be able to have a healthy child, man,

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Speaker 1: I really do. Man, me and my wife wet You

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Speaker 1: called me about my wife and you want her to

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Speaker 1: be a Saregon mother for you. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: while be on the phone. Brother, here's the real deal, man,

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Speaker 1: me and my wife, we can't have kids. We tried

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Speaker 1: and tried and tried, and you know, biologically, we've just

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Speaker 1: been going through it and going through it man. And

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Speaker 1: I was just you know, I've seen your wife. She healthy.

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Speaker 1: I see y'all that church all the time, and I

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Speaker 1: was just like, reach it out, man, maybe somebody wouldn't

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Speaker 1: mind being the Saragan mother for for for me and

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Speaker 1: my wife so we can have a child. I'll figured

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Speaker 1: Saregan mother. I mean dog. Hold on him, brother, You

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Speaker 1: calling me to see if my wife can be a

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Speaker 1: Saregon mother to your child. And I know it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy and and and I think you lost your mind. Brother,

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Speaker 1: got all the members in the church. You're calling me

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Speaker 1: to get my wife to have your baby. Don't I

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Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy, man, I don't know, but ignorant. Brother,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you sound ignorant. Man. That's so many place

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Speaker 1: to go at dr Baby. I can take you down

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Speaker 1: to the county court and I still show your kids

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Speaker 1: need to got right next. But you can go to

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Speaker 1: Africa like like like all the restaurant people gonna find

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Speaker 1: your baby. You're gonna call me and my wife. It's

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Speaker 1: twenty tho members in this church. Do you know how

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Speaker 1: stupid you say? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how

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Speaker 1: are you trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done it.

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Speaker 1: Just hear me out, man, I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: go and go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: looking for a seragand mother. We look, we've seen your

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Speaker 1: your wife and we thought she'd be a great Sarah,

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Speaker 1: good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me

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Speaker 1: to pick you out of all the people that go

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Speaker 1: And we're willing to pay for this. But listen to

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Speaker 1: them if you don't mind. We don't want to do

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Speaker 1: this with no test tubes and all that way they

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Speaker 1: mixed my seed with her with with with her egg.

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Speaker 1: We want to do this naturally. War war war war,

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Speaker 1: You're you just said, Man, you know you gotta understand

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Speaker 1: a real man want to do I want to do

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Speaker 1: it realistically, you know what I'm saying. I'm just saying that, brother,

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Speaker 1: hard are you telling me that you want to have

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Speaker 1: sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: know you don't. You want to lose all my Christianity

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Speaker 1: right now? Brother? You want to have a baby the

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Speaker 1: real way though, you know what I'm saying, I don't

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Speaker 1: you want to lay down in the bat with my wife.

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Speaker 1: But don't you already got three kids. Think about the

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Speaker 1: people that can't have a doctor. Baby, Man, take your

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Speaker 1: care and ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't

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Speaker 1: go sit down, psychiotric, bro, I don't want to have

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Speaker 1: your baby. Do you know what you sound like? Don't crazy?

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy. Man. I don't you get

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Speaker 1: my number? Man? Mean you get my number. I got

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Speaker 1: your number for one of the brothers at the church.

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Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with you like

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Speaker 1: a man. I wanted to come at you first and

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Speaker 1: if you was cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to your wife and just talk to her.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna talk to your

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Speaker 1: wife and see if you've lost your mine. I told

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Speaker 1: you the answer. No. Now you se me gonna go

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Speaker 1: around me and a's which I I'm gonna do? To

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Speaker 1: talk to my wife? Call my right now, I'm talking you.

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Speaker 1: Call my wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: You calling my wife? Wife? Next Sunday, I'm never this.

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Speaker 1: We didn't go through this here. I'm talking to her

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Speaker 1: next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm an whoop. You. You ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna do nothing to me, your me and my wife.

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Speaker 1: We deserved a child too. You. You ain't gonna stand

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Speaker 1: in the middle of this. I'm having the middle of this.

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Speaker 1: He lost, Man, you talk to my wife's next thing

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Speaker 1: you want to I got one more thing I want

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Speaker 1: to say to you. Man, Is you listening to me?

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Speaker 1: You say? What the you gotta safe? You can get

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Speaker 1: off my phone? Best is math? You tught me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Martin Show. You just got planked by

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Speaker 1: your homeboy? What this is? Who? This is? This? Listen

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Speaker 1: this man? This neph you're telling me? Man from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy got me to frank phone?

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Speaker 1: Call you. Man. I'm over here, man, my head is spinning. Man,

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Speaker 1: got me brother, I'm ready to fight. Brother. Hey, I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, big dog man.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man,

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Speaker 1: y'all got me this morning? Man? Got me? Man? How

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Speaker 1: do you like me? Now? Anybody? Yeah? You are the

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Speaker 1: king of all I want to know. I just want

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Speaker 1: to know that I'm a king, you know, let them

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Speaker 1: know down there and fill it at the radio boys,

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Speaker 1: it's coming down the Holiday Comedy Jam. Baby, that's Kids,

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Speaker 1: Jay and then Brown, hosted by your It's truly Nephew,

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Speaker 1: Timmy and Earthquake will be in the building. Baby. That's

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Speaker 1: Friday the twentieth at the met in Philadelphia, w d

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Speaker 1: A s. And it is a What Live Nation event

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Speaker 1: Coming Together Holiday Comedy Jam. Tickets on sale. You're ready now?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get an update on your rotator rotator cuff? How?

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Speaker 1: How how are you feeling? I'm still in pain. I

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Speaker 1: just got off in pain feels and then got back

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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful with that, baby, get you ye people,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying not to be. I don't want that. But

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Speaker 1: if you are, like, what did you're taking oxy morony? Moron?

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Speaker 1: What did you just say oxy coding paint? It does

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Speaker 1: your sisters and little perosist to go. Thank you, nephew,

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Speaker 1: Tommy know about your uncle Steve. Coming up next is

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letters, subject your baby is not cute at all.

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Speaker 1: We will get into it right after this