WEBVTT - Summer Strawberries Special

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew. Hey, Scott, welcome to serial Killers. Episode eleven is eleven? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we get to eleven? I don't know people

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<v Speaker 1>are listening to this? Sheer will We actually have cameras

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<v Speaker 1>termination today. I don't know why, but somebody's you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Why Scott put this on YouTube. Make sure you hit

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to see this.

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<v Speaker 1>See you throw up and me spit milk out my nose. Yeah, okay, Well, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so thank you for being here. It's serial Killers with

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<v Speaker 1>I have a surprise for you. I have multiple surprises

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<v Speaker 1>for you today.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great. I love surprises.

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<v Speaker 1>Here comes surprise number one. You're ready? Okay, So my

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<v Speaker 1>wife asked you for your T shirt size. Not too

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<v Speaker 1>long ago, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she did.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, and so she.

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<v Speaker 1>Went out and she bought T shirts. And then a

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<v Speaker 1>listener of ours named Cindy made these for us.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're ready, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>One, two, three, Oh my god, this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah great, I'm gonna take my sweatshirt off. Now I've

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<v Speaker 1>been hiding it from you all morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so they make this at Express.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's just an Express T shirt. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>printed on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's nice. Yeah, this is wonderful. Thank you. What's

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<v Speaker 2>her name, Cindy, Cindy.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we are at episode eleven, and a few

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago we did a blueberry only episode. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know you loved that one so much. You threw

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<v Speaker 1>up in that one. I think I did. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>it's another summertime fruit that we all love. Yeah, except Diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't eat it because she's allergic to everything. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond's third mention in this podcast. Yea, So Monday she'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a guest. Today is Oh, okay, strawberry Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Great.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's cereals are all about strawberries.

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<v Speaker 2>Wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's the matter you don't like strawberries?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like fruit cereals except fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not even real fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>It just tastes disgusting and dehydrated strawberries are not a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They taste gross. Well, say with banana chips. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Next, you're going to bring up peach I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>peach cereal either.

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<v Speaker 1>Peach cheerios are awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds rotten and disgusting and something else I would

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<v Speaker 2>vomit over.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're listening in Georgia right now, they are totally

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<v Speaker 1>giving you the finger.

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<v Speaker 2>To the state of Georgia. I apologize, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So do you want classic or do you want new?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>New? You want to start with Neil? Sure, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you'll enjoy the new.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, but let's go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So snap, crackle, pop, strawberry crispies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that looks great.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. This actually existed in some other strawberry form back

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<v Speaker 1>in the early eighties, but it's back and it's new,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's naturally flavored with other flavors. So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what this is going to taste like. But there's snap,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's crackle and there's pop, so it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>I can I Oh god, this looks like I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I know what it's gonna smell like. I

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<v Speaker 2>know what it's going to taste like. It can't be

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<v Speaker 2>as bad as the peanut butter chocolate cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>As a real girl on the back of the box.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but it's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite cereal growing up of all time. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've mentioned this before or not,

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<v Speaker 1>but back in the early eighties, it was rice crispies

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<v Speaker 1>with marshmallow. Now it was plain rice crispies with little

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<v Speaker 1>mini marshmallows, tiny ones, not like the giant ones that

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<v Speaker 1>are in Lucky Charms, but they were little and that

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<v Speaker 1>was my favorite. And then it was discontinued in the

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<v Speaker 1>late eighties. And you know, I was a sad child.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really sad. Well you're all about rice krispy Tree's right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my favorite. Okay, Well they're coming, They're coming soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm kind of waiting for those. You keep bringing

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<v Speaker 2>out all these other crispies and I'm not not about it, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's apple. It's a good thing to make apple

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon crispies anymore, because I don't think you'd like those.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I could do apple cinnamon. I like apple cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's sniff. I'm gonna tell you what it smells like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that it smells like that candy, that that candy

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<v Speaker 1>that explodes in your mouth. Right, what is that stuff

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<v Speaker 1>called the Magic pop Rocks. The pop rocks. This smells

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<v Speaker 1>like pop rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's way too much in my face from the smell already,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe it smells a little bit like Frankenberry.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything to you smells like can Berry. At least once

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<v Speaker 2>an episode you mentioned Frankenberry. Let's just review Frankenberry and

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't review cereals. Cannot review Frankenberry until Halloween. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only time the monster.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereals until Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn right. So here's our plastic spoon to anger, to

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<v Speaker 1>anger all the that's gonna look great on camera when

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<v Speaker 1>you threw the spoon. Where's the milk it's coming? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a workout today because we've graduated. Now we're

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<v Speaker 1>one percent only or higher. I'm not doing skim anymore. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, the fatter the better, So maybe next

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<v Speaker 1>week we'll do two percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you doing this here?

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<v Speaker 1>Changes the whole dynamic of the cereal? Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>if you used whole milk in here, it would taste

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<v Speaker 1>completely different than.

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<v Speaker 2>If you used to Let me tell you something. If

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<v Speaker 2>this is nasty, it's gonna be nasty with any milk.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't tell me differently.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I can't wait to try the strawberry milk after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we do like oat milk once? I would like

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<v Speaker 2>an oat milk?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on? Do you hear it? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Two year old with cereal. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I just put this disgusting microphone in my milk.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I have some kind of disease. Now okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right ready, Oh the milk is instantly red. Please

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<v Speaker 1>look at the milk I.

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<v Speaker 2>Hate trust me, I can see it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's instantly red. That's fantastic. See this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it looks like pop rocks are on the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for this? Yeah? One hmm, abfullely not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what happened. I'm deprived. It tastes like just rice

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<v Speaker 1>crispies because all the strawberry is off in the milk. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have a feeling that when we get to

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<v Speaker 1>just the milk, it's going to be very strawberry.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I am not going to eat enough to get

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<v Speaker 2>to just the milk.

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I trust me. You've shown that time and time again.

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<v Speaker 1>The milk already looks like strawberry quick.

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<v Speaker 2>It does chage like strawberry milk. Nesh quick. I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>it three three bowls and a spoon. Wow, I just spit.

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<v Speaker 2>That was nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta eat the whole thing before I can rate it.

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<v Speaker 2>You really don't, No, I do so now we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>wait for you to finish.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to try the milk because that's gonna whole

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<v Speaker 1>milk would have been good here, so thick strawberry milk

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<v Speaker 1>would have been sweet. I'm torn.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what you're torn about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's good. Yeah, it's it's it's I would eat

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<v Speaker 1>this again. Okay, I will eat it for breakfast tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm teetering, is do we have a like a quarter

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<v Speaker 1>of a bowl? No? No, that's not a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not And we're not going to start adding like

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<v Speaker 2>a drop of milk a full spoon a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just choked. I'm going to do I'm teetering

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<v Speaker 1>between three balls and a spoon and four balls because

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<v Speaker 1>I really like it. Again, marshmallows would put it over

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<v Speaker 1>the top and it would get the higher rating if

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<v Speaker 1>there was marshmallows in it. It's so hot in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. You talk about engaging content, right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going four balls on Strawberry Crispies. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry Crispies gets four balls from me, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It gets three balls and a spoon from me.

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<v Speaker 1>And the cool thing is the collars and flavors are

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<v Speaker 1>from natural sources.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. When the Snap, Crackle and

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<v Speaker 2>Pop get their own solo movie in my Cereal cinematic universe,

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<v Speaker 2>that's going to be the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Crackle of Poppers in your Avenger Team.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the three of them could because they could

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<v Speaker 2>crawl through mouse holes in the Oh my god, Count

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate doesn't stand a chance, like they will destroy him.

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<v Speaker 2>You have issues, Listen, I've planned my cinematic universe just

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<v Speaker 2>needs to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I had to finish the milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we not going to any other cereals or are

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<v Speaker 2>we just gonna keep eating and drinking?

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<v Speaker 1>You know me, I can't stop eating. So well, that

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<v Speaker 1>was quick. That made me sad. We got through that

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<v Speaker 1>one pretty quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we supposed to talk more about it?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess did you know that Rice christ Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know that I'm having a stroke from the sugar. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's going on. I'm not gonna say diabetes

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<v Speaker 1>because you know we've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been this, so guess what we need a and it

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<v Speaker 2>just says diabetes anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Rice Crispies was introduced in nineteen twenty seven, the original

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<v Speaker 1>Rice Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that old.

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<v Speaker 1>It is that old. People have been eating this for well,

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<v Speaker 1>not this one's hundred regular Rice Crispies and snap Crackle

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<v Speaker 1>Pop came along in nineteen thirty nine. They're that old. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When someone realized that their cereal was talking to them,

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<v Speaker 1>they named it snap crackle and Pop. Wait what when

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<v Speaker 1>somebody poured milk on the cereal and they heard snap

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<v Speaker 1>crackle and pop?

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<v Speaker 2>And then somebody just went with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and now they're characters, iconic characters. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>move on to.

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<v Speaker 2>The classic stretch thing. It's iconic, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Snap crackle and Pop are not iconic.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're you're an idiot, thanks, Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so here's the classic cereal. You're gonna love

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Tell me it has the hydrated strawberries. It

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<v Speaker 1>does them and milk they rehydrate. That's disgusting. No, they're delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>that's disgusting. So this is Kellogg's special k redberries. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why it's called redberries because it's just strawberries.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's not strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>No it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dehydrated nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>In a bowl. They're real strawberries, and they're just dehydrated

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<v Speaker 1>because when you put milk on them, they rehydrate into strawberries. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>you can tell they're real because some of them still

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<v Speaker 1>have stems attached.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not appetizing at all. You always sell me on

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<v Speaker 2>things that aren't good, like, oh, this one looks like

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<v Speaker 2>pop rocks.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do the Scotti shake. It's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be evenly distributed, Scott. Sorry, hello, I can't The ratio

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, strawberry flakes has to be correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, that's what I always say.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you need a full cup.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I never Oh it smells like.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it smells wonderful. Hey, No, I'm already in.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't need it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>And this dehydrated strawberry is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Is putting your mouth and suck on it for a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be a strawberry again again.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't sound appetizing to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh manrewe you need to free your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>The rest will follow.

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<v Speaker 1>It might, it might not? All right, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a Oh yeah, reuse your plastics. Bloon over there, So

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<v Speaker 1>give it a second, Just give it a second to sit,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Yeah, let the milk really get in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I like special K by itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody likes special K by itself. I do you also

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<v Speaker 1>like Yellow Box cheerios by themselves?

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<v Speaker 2>Delicious?

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<v Speaker 1>No boring, bland.

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<v Speaker 2>You're wrong, You're so wrong. Okay, Well it's a classic

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<v Speaker 2>cereal and it's absolutely delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>You know me. Unless sugar is a first ingredient, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>You literally want to add marshmallows to everything, cheerios, This

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<v Speaker 2>would taste better with marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>You special better with marshmallows. All right, you're ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and make sure to get a giant too. Dehydrated

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<v Speaker 2>rehydrated straw ready?

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<v Speaker 1>M Come on, dude, no, no, it tastes like barbecue meat.

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<v Speaker 2>What the dehydrated strawberry? It tastes like.

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<v Speaker 1>Barbecued Where did that even come from?

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<v Speaker 2>Like from eating barbecued meat.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like a delicious fresh California strawberry.

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<v Speaker 2>In what world? Not on this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine?

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is nasty, This is disgusting. Do not dehydrate

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<v Speaker 2>a strawberry. Stick it in a cereal and tell me

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to rehydrate, because that's not true. That's some

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<v Speaker 2>fake news right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Four balls Special K redberries. I love it,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>To give this two bowls and a spum because I

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<v Speaker 2>like the Special K. I don't like the strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>I will eat your strawberries because I think there should

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<v Speaker 1>be more strawberries in here. They did cheap out on

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<v Speaker 1>the strawberries a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>You just said they.

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<v Speaker 1>Tasted like fresh California strawberries out on them by not

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<v Speaker 1>putting enough in. Look, I'm out of strawberries already.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, well you can have the rest of these

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<v Speaker 2>because this is not that's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not your friend anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I just tried another. One. Tastes like burnt and uh

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<v Speaker 2>like barbecue rips. Yeah no it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>It has just such a strong taste to it. I

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<v Speaker 2>hate it. It just tastes like it's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, okay, I have a surprise for you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the second surprise of the show. Okay, because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bonus cereal. Why because today's strawberry Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And we tried the sister of this cereal a few

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<v Speaker 1>episodes back, and I think you kind of liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>But this one is strawberry. You ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it strawberry checks?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. I don't think there is such a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh if there was, I would eat it. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Reach into my bag down here. You ready,

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<v Speaker 1>close your eyes? Come on, just close your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, ready, yeah, oh god, it's cold Stone Creamery strawberry

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<v Speaker 3>blonde cereal from Maltameal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, oh no, this is going to be interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so this one has marshmallows. I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, just because it has marshmallows doesn't mean it's a

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<v Speaker 2>good cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>So from the box, the picture on the box, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks to me like golden grams, crunchberries and marshmallows. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what this cereal looks like to me. From the picture,

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a mess. Okay, hold on, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>evenly distribute the marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 2>This has already been going on for fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever, dude, people love it again.

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube body and make sure you like and subscribe.

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<v Speaker 1>Comment plows smell this. I love when you vomit.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's like overpoweringly honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, these are all Look that cup. That cup was

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<v Speaker 1>all balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's one marshmallow in this cup.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not evenly distributed. I don't know what's going on here,

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoever put this package together was really just like, just

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<v Speaker 2>keep throwing strawberry balls in. It doesn't mean anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even see a marshmallow. Oh great, more.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you got everything. Here's more milk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's fine. I'm literally gonna okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this one's interesting to me. I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's way too many strawberry balls. There's no doubt about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's what she said last night. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's just there's way too many strawberry balls in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready, what if if? Sorry, your face is priceless.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty disgusting. I like the marshmallows, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like anything about this It's like if somebody

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<v Speaker 2>told you, like a scratch and sniff of what a

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<v Speaker 2>strawberry blonde smells like, and then they were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now you eat it like that's what it tastes like.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like paper.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an okay dessert?

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<v Speaker 2>Again, in what world my kids would like this? This

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<v Speaker 2>is paper? This tastes like paper. It's disgusting. This gets

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<v Speaker 2>a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it a ball on a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes the back of my throat scratchy am, I

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<v Speaker 2>allergic to maltomeals.

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<v Speaker 1>I want your washmallows. These marshmallows are yummy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're really going for it today?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, I don't know. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>of the strawberry episode. I hated it, Yeah, I hated

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<v Speaker 1>it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the strawberry crispies.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I hated the whole episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Why just don't feel it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but we did it, so whatever. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to redo it. But I don't think I'm ever gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do like a like a flavored thing again, Like an

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<v Speaker 1>all one flavor doesn't work for us.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think so, no, because if one tastes bad,

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<v Speaker 2>they all taste bad to you because you suck. But

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<v Speaker 2>dehydrated strawberries are not a thing. They will never be

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<v Speaker 2>a thing. Don't put them in my food.

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<v Speaker 1>But see, that's why we're like two different people here,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm all about dried fruit. Like, do you ever

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<v Speaker 1>do like like dried apricots and stuff like that in

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<v Speaker 1>the store, you know, you buy bags of dried whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, they sell dehydrated everything. No, no, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over you. So thank you for listening to Serial

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<v Speaker 1>Killers episode eleven. I don't know if there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a twelve quite frankly, because I don't know. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>happy with this one, so I think we're done. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening to the last episode of serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll keep you posted on our lives on Twitter at

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<v Speaker 1>serial killers.

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<v Speaker 2>You will see so grim.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I guess that's it, right, Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that's Oh yeah, we forgot about our theme song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean it's the last episode, so I

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<v Speaker 2>guess we're not gonna buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know that, all right, Well, thanks for listening

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<v Speaker 1>to serial Killers. Have a fantastic day because we're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing this anymore. Well yeah, then good night. Then if

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening at night. With that being said, see you

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<v Speaker 1>bye forever, and crunch