Speaker 1: Andrew. Hey, Scott, welcome to serial Killers. Episode eleven is eleven? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do we get to eleven? I don't know people
Speaker 1: are listening to this? Sheer will We actually have cameras
Speaker 1: termination today. I don't know why, but somebody's you know.
Speaker 2: Why Scott put this on YouTube. Make sure you hit
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Speaker 1: Subscribe to our channel. This is not going on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to see this.
Speaker 2: Everybody don't want to.
Speaker 1: See you throw up and me spit milk out my nose. Yeah, okay, Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: so thank you for being here. It's serial Killers with
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Speaker 1: I have a surprise for you. I have multiple surprises
Speaker 1: for you today.
Speaker 2: This is great. I love surprises.
Speaker 1: Here comes surprise number one. You're ready? Okay, So my
Speaker 1: wife asked you for your T shirt size. Not too
Speaker 1: long ago, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think so?
Speaker 1: Yeah she did.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and so she.
Speaker 1: Went out and she bought T shirts. And then a
Speaker 1: listener of ours named Cindy made these for us.
Speaker 2: No, you're ready, I can't.
Speaker 1: One, two, three, Oh my god, this is this is
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: This is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah great, I'm gonna take my sweatshirt off. Now I've
Speaker 1: been hiding it from you all morning.
Speaker 2: Wait, so they make this at Express.
Speaker 1: No, it's just an Express T shirt. And then she
Speaker 1: printed on it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. Yeah, this is wonderful. Thank you. What's
Speaker 2: her name, Cindy, Cindy.
Speaker 1: So here we are at episode eleven, and a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago we did a blueberry only episode. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I know you loved that one so much. You threw
Speaker 1: up in that one. I think I did. Okay, So
Speaker 1: it's another summertime fruit that we all love. Yeah, except Diamond.
Speaker 1: She can't eat it because she's allergic to everything. That's
Speaker 1: Diamond's third mention in this podcast. Yea, So Monday she'll
Speaker 1: be a guest. Today is Oh, okay, strawberry Day.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: Today's cereals are all about strawberries.
Speaker 2: Wonderful.
Speaker 1: And what's the matter you don't like strawberries?
Speaker 2: I don't like fruit cereals except fruit loops.
Speaker 1: But that's not even real fruit.
Speaker 2: It just tastes disgusting and dehydrated strawberries are not a thing.
Speaker 2: They taste gross. Well, say with banana chips. I don't
Speaker 2: want it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next, you're going to bring up peach I don't want
Speaker 2: peach cereal either.
Speaker 1: Peach cheerios are awesome.
Speaker 2: That sounds rotten and disgusting and something else I would
Speaker 2: vomit over.
Speaker 1: If they're listening in Georgia right now, they are totally
Speaker 1: giving you the finger.
Speaker 2: To the state of Georgia. I apologize, all.
Speaker 1: Right, So do you want classic or do you want new?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: New? You want to start with Neil? Sure, Okay, I
Speaker 1: think you'll enjoy the new.
Speaker 2: I don't, but let's go for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So snap, crackle, pop, strawberry crispies.
Speaker 2: Yes, that looks great.
Speaker 1: Now. This actually existed in some other strawberry form back
Speaker 1: in the early eighties, but it's back and it's new,
Speaker 1: and it's naturally flavored with other flavors. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what this is going to taste like. But there's snap,
Speaker 1: and there's crackle and there's pop, so it's going to
Speaker 1: be delicious.
Speaker 2: I can I Oh god, this looks like I just
Speaker 2: feel like I know what it's gonna smell like. I
Speaker 2: know what it's going to taste like. It can't be
Speaker 2: as bad as the peanut butter chocolate cheerios.
Speaker 1: As a real girl on the back of the box.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's terrifying.
Speaker 1: My favorite cereal growing up of all time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've mentioned this before or not,
Speaker 1: but back in the early eighties, it was rice crispies
Speaker 1: with marshmallow. Now it was plain rice crispies with little
Speaker 1: mini marshmallows, tiny ones, not like the giant ones that
Speaker 1: are in Lucky Charms, but they were little and that
Speaker 1: was my favorite. And then it was discontinued in the
Speaker 1: late eighties. And you know, I was a sad child.
Speaker 1: That's really sad. Well you're all about rice krispy Tree's right,
Speaker 1: it's my favorite. Okay, Well they're coming, They're coming soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of waiting for those. You keep bringing
Speaker 2: out all these other crispies and I'm not not about it, but.
Speaker 1: Well, it's apple. It's a good thing to make apple
Speaker 1: cinnamon crispies anymore, because I don't think you'd like those.
Speaker 2: See, I could do apple cinnamon. I like apple cinnamon.
Speaker 1: Here's sniff. I'm gonna tell you what it smells like.
Speaker 1: It's that it smells like that candy, that that candy
Speaker 1: that explodes in your mouth. Right, what is that stuff
Speaker 1: called the Magic pop Rocks. The pop rocks. This smells
Speaker 1: like pop rock.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: It's way too much in my face from the smell already,
Speaker 1: I'm into it.
Speaker 2: That's great for you.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe it smells a little bit like Frankenberry.
Speaker 2: Everything to you smells like can Berry. At least once
Speaker 2: an episode you mentioned Frankenberry. Let's just review Frankenberry and
Speaker 2: don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: You can't review cereals. Cannot review Frankenberry until Halloween. That's
Speaker 1: the only time the monster.
Speaker 2: Cereals until Halloween.
Speaker 1: Damn right. So here's our plastic spoon to anger, to
Speaker 1: anger all the that's gonna look great on camera when
Speaker 1: you threw the spoon. Where's the milk it's coming? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a workout today because we've graduated. Now we're
Speaker 1: one percent only or higher. I'm not doing skim anymore. Great,
Speaker 1: Like I said, the fatter the better, So maybe next
Speaker 1: week we'll do two percent.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this here?
Speaker 1: Changes the whole dynamic of the cereal? Do you know
Speaker 1: if you used whole milk in here, it would taste
Speaker 1: completely different than.
Speaker 2: If you used to Let me tell you something. If
Speaker 2: this is nasty, it's gonna be nasty with any milk.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me differently.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't wait to try the strawberry milk after this.
Speaker 2: Can we do like oat milk once? I would like
Speaker 2: an oat milk?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on? Do you hear it? I can't
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 2: Two year old with cereal. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I just put this disgusting microphone in my milk.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have some kind of disease. Now okay,
Speaker 1: all right ready, Oh the milk is instantly red. Please
Speaker 1: look at the milk I.
Speaker 2: Hate trust me, I can see it.
Speaker 1: It's instantly red. That's fantastic. See this.
Speaker 2: Okay, it looks like pop rocks are on the cereal.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this? Yeah? One hmm, abfullely not bad.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm really really good.
Speaker 1: Here's what happened. I'm deprived. It tastes like just rice
Speaker 1: crispies because all the strawberry is off in the milk. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I have a feeling that when we get to
Speaker 1: just the milk, it's going to be very strawberry.
Speaker 2: Well, I am not going to eat enough to get
Speaker 2: to just the milk.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I trust me. You've shown that time and time again.
Speaker 1: The milk already looks like strawberry quick.
Speaker 2: It does chage like strawberry milk. Nesh quick. I'll give
Speaker 2: it three three bowls and a spoon. Wow, I just spit.
Speaker 2: That was nasty.
Speaker 1: I gotta eat the whole thing before I can rate it.
Speaker 2: You really don't, No, I do so now we'll just
Speaker 2: wait for you to finish.
Speaker 1: I want to try the milk because that's gonna whole
Speaker 1: milk would have been good here, so thick strawberry milk
Speaker 1: would have been sweet. I'm torn.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're torn about it.
Speaker 1: Because it's good. Yeah, it's it's it's I would eat
Speaker 1: this again. Okay, I will eat it for breakfast tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: I'm teetering, is do we have a like a quarter
Speaker 1: of a bowl? No? No, that's not a thing.
Speaker 2: It's not And we're not going to start adding like
Speaker 2: a drop of milk a full spoon a bowl.
Speaker 1: No, I just choked. I'm going to do I'm teetering
Speaker 1: between three balls and a spoon and four balls because
Speaker 1: I really like it. Again, marshmallows would put it over
Speaker 1: the top and it would get the higher rating if
Speaker 1: there was marshmallows in it. It's so hot in here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You talk about engaging content, right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going four balls on Strawberry Crispies. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Strawberry Crispies gets four balls from me, and.
Speaker 2: It gets three balls and a spoon from me.
Speaker 1: And the cool thing is the collars and flavors are
Speaker 1: from natural sources.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. When the Snap, Crackle and
Speaker 2: Pop get their own solo movie in my Cereal cinematic universe,
Speaker 2: that's going to be the one.
Speaker 1: Crackle of Poppers in your Avenger Team.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the three of them could because they could
Speaker 2: crawl through mouse holes in the Oh my god, Count
Speaker 2: Chocolate doesn't stand a chance, like they will destroy him.
Speaker 2: You have issues, Listen, I've planned my cinematic universe just
Speaker 2: needs to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I had to finish the milk.
Speaker 2: Are we not going to any other cereals or are
Speaker 2: we just gonna keep eating and drinking?
Speaker 1: You know me, I can't stop eating. So well, that
Speaker 1: was quick. That made me sad. We got through that
Speaker 1: one pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Are we supposed to talk more about it?
Speaker 1: I guess did you know that Rice christ Did you
Speaker 1: know that I'm having a stroke from the sugar. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I'm not gonna say diabetes
Speaker 1: because you know we've.
Speaker 2: Been this, so guess what we need a and it
Speaker 2: just says diabetes anyway.
Speaker 1: Rice Crispies was introduced in nineteen twenty seven, the original
Speaker 1: Rice Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's that old.
Speaker 1: It is that old. People have been eating this for well,
Speaker 1: not this one's hundred regular Rice Crispies and snap Crackle
Speaker 1: Pop came along in nineteen thirty nine. They're that old. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When someone realized that their cereal was talking to them,
Speaker 1: they named it snap crackle and Pop. Wait what when
Speaker 1: somebody poured milk on the cereal and they heard snap
Speaker 1: crackle and pop?
Speaker 2: And then somebody just went with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now they're characters, iconic characters. All right, let's
Speaker 1: move on to.
Speaker 2: The classic stretch thing. It's iconic, but.
Speaker 1: Snap crackle and Pop are not iconic.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're you're an idiot, thanks, Scott.
Speaker 1: All right, so here's the classic cereal. You're gonna love
Speaker 1: this one. Tell me it has the hydrated strawberries. It
Speaker 1: does them and milk they rehydrate. That's disgusting. No, they're delicious,
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. So this is Kellogg's special k redberries. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why it's called redberries because it's just strawberries.
Speaker 2: Because it's not strawberries.
Speaker 1: No it is.
Speaker 2: It's dehydrated nonsense.
Speaker 1: In a bowl. They're real strawberries, and they're just dehydrated
Speaker 1: because when you put milk on them, they rehydrate into strawberries. Again,
Speaker 1: you can tell they're real because some of them still
Speaker 1: have stems attached.
Speaker 2: That's not appetizing at all. You always sell me on
Speaker 2: things that aren't good, like, oh, this one looks like
Speaker 2: pop rocks.
Speaker 1: I didn't do the Scotti shake. It's not going to
Speaker 1: be evenly distributed, Scott. Sorry, hello, I can't The ratio
Speaker 1: to you know, strawberry flakes has to be correct.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's what I always say.
Speaker 1: I just you need a full cup.
Speaker 2: No, I never Oh it smells like.
Speaker 1: I think it smells wonderful. Hey, No, I'm already in.
Speaker 1: I haven't need it yet.
Speaker 2: And this dehydrated strawberry is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Is putting your mouth and suck on it for a bit.
Speaker 1: It'll be a strawberry again again.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound appetizing to me?
Speaker 1: Oh manrewe you need to free your mind.
Speaker 2: The rest will follow.
Speaker 1: It might, it might not? All right, I don't have
Speaker 1: a Oh yeah, reuse your plastics. Bloon over there, So
Speaker 1: give it a second, Just give it a second to sit,
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah, let the milk really get in there.
Speaker 2: I like special K by itself.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes special K by itself. I do you also
Speaker 1: like Yellow Box cheerios by themselves?
Speaker 2: Delicious?
Speaker 1: No boring, bland.
Speaker 2: You're wrong, You're so wrong. Okay, Well it's a classic
Speaker 2: cereal and it's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1: You know me. Unless sugar is a first ingredient, I
Speaker 1: don't eat it.
Speaker 2: You literally want to add marshmallows to everything, cheerios, This
Speaker 2: would taste better with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: You special better with marshmallows. All right, you're ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, and make sure to get a giant too. Dehydrated
Speaker 2: rehydrated straw ready?
Speaker 1: M Come on, dude, no, no, it tastes like barbecue meat.
Speaker 2: What the dehydrated strawberry? It tastes like.
Speaker 1: Barbecued Where did that even come from?
Speaker 2: Like from eating barbecued meat.
Speaker 1: It tastes like a delicious fresh California strawberry.
Speaker 2: In what world? Not on this one?
Speaker 1: Mine?
Speaker 2: No, this is nasty, This is disgusting. Do not dehydrate
Speaker 2: a strawberry. Stick it in a cereal and tell me
Speaker 2: it's going to rehydrate, because that's not true. That's some
Speaker 2: fake news right there.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Four balls Special K redberries. I love it,
Speaker 1: So I'm going.
Speaker 2: To give this two bowls and a spum because I
Speaker 2: like the Special K. I don't like the strawberries.
Speaker 1: I will eat your strawberries because I think there should
Speaker 1: be more strawberries in here. They did cheap out on
Speaker 1: the strawberries a little bit.
Speaker 2: You just said they.
Speaker 1: Tasted like fresh California strawberries out on them by not
Speaker 1: putting enough in. Look, I'm out of strawberries already.
Speaker 2: Oh god, well you can have the rest of these
Speaker 2: because this is not that's not good.
Speaker 1: I'm not your friend anymore.
Speaker 2: I just tried another. One. Tastes like burnt and uh
Speaker 2: like barbecue rips. Yeah no it doesn't.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: It has just such a strong taste to it. I
Speaker 2: hate it. It just tastes like it's not good.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, I have a surprise for you. This is
Speaker 1: the second surprise of the show. Okay, because there's a
Speaker 1: bonus cereal. Why because today's strawberry Day.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And we tried the sister of this cereal a few
Speaker 1: episodes back, and I think you kind of liked it.
Speaker 1: But this one is strawberry. You ready?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Is it strawberry checks?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. I don't think there is such a thing.
Speaker 1: Oh if there was, I would eat it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: here we go. Reach into my bag down here. You ready,
Speaker 1: close your eyes? Come on, just close your eyes.
Speaker 3: Okay, ready, yeah, oh god, it's cold Stone Creamery strawberry
Speaker 3: blonde cereal from Maltameal.
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh no, this is going to be interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm so this one has marshmallows. I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: Again, just because it has marshmallows doesn't mean it's a
Speaker 2: good cereal.
Speaker 1: So from the box, the picture on the box, it
Speaker 1: looks to me like golden grams, crunchberries and marshmallows. That's
Speaker 1: what this cereal looks like to me. From the picture,
Speaker 1: looks like a mess. Okay, hold on, I have to
Speaker 1: evenly distribute the marshmallows.
Speaker 2: This has already been going on for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Whatever, dude, people love it again.
Speaker 2: YouTube body and make sure you like and subscribe.
Speaker 1: Comment plows smell this. I love when you vomit.
Speaker 2: All right, it's like overpoweringly honey.
Speaker 1: Wait, these are all Look that cup. That cup was
Speaker 1: all balls.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's one marshmallow in this cup.
Speaker 1: It's not evenly distributed. I don't know what's going on here,
Speaker 1: but anyway.
Speaker 2: Whoever put this package together was really just like, just
Speaker 2: keep throwing strawberry balls in. It doesn't mean anything else.
Speaker 2: I can't even see a marshmallow. Oh great, more.
Speaker 1: Now you got everything. Here's more milk.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's fine. I'm literally gonna okay.
Speaker 1: This is this one's interesting to me. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: there's way too many strawberry balls. There's no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: I know that's what she said last night. I get it.
Speaker 1: But there's just there's way too many strawberry balls in here.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: You ready, what if if? Sorry, your face is priceless.
Speaker 1: It's pretty disgusting. I like the marshmallows, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like anything about this It's like if somebody
Speaker 2: told you, like a scratch and sniff of what a
Speaker 2: strawberry blonde smells like, and then they were like, okay,
Speaker 2: now you eat it like that's what it tastes like.
Speaker 2: It tastes like paper.
Speaker 1: This is an okay dessert?
Speaker 2: Again, in what world my kids would like this? This
Speaker 2: is paper? This tastes like paper. It's disgusting. This gets
Speaker 2: a bowl.
Speaker 1: I give it a ball on a spoon.
Speaker 2: It makes the back of my throat scratchy am, I
Speaker 2: allergic to maltomeals.
Speaker 1: I want your washmallows. These marshmallows are yummy.
Speaker 2: You're really going for it today?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I don't know. What do you think
Speaker 1: of the strawberry episode. I hated it, Yeah, I hated
Speaker 1: it as well.
Speaker 2: I like the strawberry crispies.
Speaker 1: No, I hated the whole episode.
Speaker 2: Why just don't feel it?
Speaker 1: No, but we did it, so whatever. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to redo it. But I don't think I'm ever gonna
Speaker 1: do like a like a flavored thing again, Like an
Speaker 1: all one flavor doesn't work for us.
Speaker 2: You don't think so, no, because if one tastes bad,
Speaker 2: they all taste bad to you because you suck. But
Speaker 2: dehydrated strawberries are not a thing. They will never be
Speaker 2: a thing. Don't put them in my food.
Speaker 1: But see, that's why we're like two different people here,
Speaker 1: because I'm all about dried fruit. Like, do you ever
Speaker 1: do like like dried apricots and stuff like that in
Speaker 1: the store, you know, you buy bags of dried whatever?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, they sell dehydrated everything. No, no, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm over you. So thank you for listening to Serial
Speaker 1: Killers episode eleven. I don't know if there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a twelve quite frankly, because I don't know. I wasn't
Speaker 1: happy with this one, so I think we're done. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to the last episode of serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We'll keep you posted on our lives on Twitter at
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Speaker 2: You will see so grim.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I guess that's it, right, Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: that's Oh yeah, we forgot about our theme song.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean it's the last episode, so I
Speaker 2: guess we're not gonna buy it.
Speaker 1: We don't know that, all right, Well, thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to serial Killers. Have a fantastic day because we're not
Speaker 1: doing this anymore. Well yeah, then good night. Then if
Speaker 1: you're listening at night. With that being said, see you
Speaker 1: bye forever, and crunch