1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: four minutes. I'm still laughing at you, Steve Harvey. Right 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today. 4 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: The subject my husband has vanished like the President. My 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: husband has vanished. That's that's Milania Trumpton Road in its 6 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: first We gotta get to the prank phone called Nephews 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: out today. Junior is here as always what you got 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 1: for its Junior? Dr Petrie. I need some help, Dr Petrie. 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: I need some help running cat. Hello, I'm trying to 10 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: rich Dr Petrie. Please, this is Dr Petrie. Dr Petrie. 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: can help me. I would have would have would have 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 1: would a problem that I have? Okay, hello Jared, um, 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 1: I would love to help you out with a problem. Unfortunately, though, 15 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,319 Speaker 1: I am but this is my personal number. How did 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: you get this number? If somebody gave me this number 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: so I could call you and and and try to 18 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: get some counseling from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, 19 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now, Okay, 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: I can I can recognize that that you're in a 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: bad situation. But how did you get my number? This 22 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: is my personal line? Who gave you my number? Are 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: you you're the doctor that you're the counselor to help 24 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: people with with with with with situations and problems and stuff. Right, yes, 25 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh, 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,119 Speaker 1: I got a problem that I just seemed like. I'm 27 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: just you know, I've been married to my wife for 28 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: six years. Okay, wait, wait wait Jared, Now this what 29 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: you're what you're about to get into. You're about to do. 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: You want to go into a counseling session, and so 31 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,479 Speaker 1: in order to do that, I do that through making 32 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: an appointment. I understand all of that, but to you, 33 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: you don't understand I'm trying to What I'm trying to 34 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: tell you is that I gotta situate and I know 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen again the night because it's been happening 36 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 1: all the time. I'm just I just need if you 37 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: could just give me a little bit of help and 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I 39 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: just need you to tell me how to handle my 40 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: problem and then I'll come in next week. I just 41 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: I just I need this bad right now, Jared, Jared, 42 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: I need you to focus. Okay. I don't do this 43 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: over the phone. However, it sounds to me like you 44 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: really need I need you. Can you can you beat 45 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: there for me just for a week. Yeah, I'm here, 46 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: right you guys for calling you and disrupting your weekend, 47 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,959 Speaker 1: but can you help me out calling back? I don't 48 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: know what's going on. Someone Hello, I'll call him back. Hello. 49 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: I'm here, Jared, Dr Patriot, I'm here. Tell me, Tell 50 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: what's going on? Jared. I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen. 51 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 1: I've been I've been married to my wife for like 52 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: six years now, and and I don't know what it is. 53 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I guess scared. 54 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: And I'm going to the closet. And I got a 55 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: TV in then, and I watched old TV shows because 56 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared the intimacy between me and h Okay, Jared, 57 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: this this sounds like a particular case. Um, it's different 58 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I want 59 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: to make sure that I address your up in the 60 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: big league. Get not turning it bat what Lord? Will 61 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: we live you will leave baby nothing along with that. Okay, 62 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: Jared's focus. You called me and you need me, I'll 63 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: be going I'll be going through it to be okay, Jared. 64 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 1: What I need to do is I need to make 65 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: sure three o'clock, four o'clock Rock, five, six o'clock and 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: o'clock Rock, Lord o'clock Rock. We're going to rock, rock 67 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: the clock tonight when the clock right, to win the 68 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: bad going down to my breath, Jared breath, Oh how 69 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,040 Speaker 1: did you get my number? How did you get my 70 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: personal number? They gave me your number and said you 71 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: you would be the one that would that would that 72 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: would that would that would take care of me. I'm here, okay, 73 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: let's take a difference. And you knew where you were 74 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: then girls were girls and men were men, wishing we 75 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: could use a man like her. But Hugh, but right again, 76 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: let me help together. I want to help you. I 77 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: want to help you and I want to help your situation. 78 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 1: I want to help you with your wife. But you 79 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: you called me, and I mean if you're looking for 80 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: a lifeline for an anchor, I'm trying to do that. 81 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: I mean, easy to help me, do help me. I 82 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: know my wife is gonna leave me if I don't 83 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: quit doing this. Here's this story of a lovely lady, 84 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: not three barely lovely girls. My technique is a little 85 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: bit different, is and maybe a little unorthodox. If not 86 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: a fearless crew, the mental would be lost, the mood 87 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: would be lopes the minute. I can't look here, look here. 88 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: You need to help me. I need to get you 89 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 1: into my office. I need to schedule an appointment with you. 90 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: You need to erase my personal number from your cell phone, 91 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: because God he knows your name. Jared Focus, Focus, Focus, 92 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: Jared Focus. There's a lot more going on here. But 93 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: why you're making now with me and all the game 94 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: learning from each other? Why we do our thin gonna 95 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: have a good time? You know what, Jared, My patience 96 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,359 Speaker 1: is fed up. I have no more patience with you now. 97 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: I need you to face fuckers and get it together. 98 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: Why didn't you call me? Why didn't you? How did 99 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: you get my number? Why you supposed to be the doctor. 100 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: You're supposed to be the doctor, and a doctor, don't 101 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: question my credential. Show man, you called me. I want 102 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: to help you, but this has gone on too far. 103 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: This mmy gave me your number, for me, Steve. You 104 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: know Steve, don't you? Now? Look, I want to help you, 105 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: but you are not allowing me to do so. So 106 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: who is Tommy? Who is Stephen? And how did you 107 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: get my number on the radio? You know it's Stephen 108 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:27,919 Speaker 1: on the Steven on the radio as in see on radio, 109 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 1: as in Tommy Matthew, Tommy Dott. You have you know 110 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: you didn't go? Oh, my god, do you have a 111 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: colleague named Charles? You know what I'm gonna kid? Oh, 112 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: look that I can't believe Charlie did this to me? 113 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: My god? Do you know what time you got? What? 114 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: You got? Me? Flustered? I was recording you, you know that? 115 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: Oh I gotta ask you something, though, What is the 116 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: badest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. 117 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: That's Steve. That's a good prank. That's a good break. 118 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: And you know, I just won't. You're so happy today, 119 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: supporters to know that this is not a prank. This 120 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: really is problem. No. I know, I know, I know 121 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: it's hard. I know, I know you're having difficulty facing 122 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: these two days of what feels like oppression to you. 123 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: It's only been two days. They now, me and Julia 124 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: come up with some things to help you through this. 125 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: Up what you think is oppression because we had on 126 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: four hundred years of so now y'all not handling it well. Please, y'all, 127 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to update ratings, but just turn it 128 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: on Fox and freence this moment. Hey man, Let's take 129 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: something to dude with the short dog had to be 130 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: on the right of your screen, and he I don't 131 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: think he gonna make it. Not old white guy, he's 132 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 1: doing better with it. The girl with the blond crop 133 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:35,319 Speaker 1: to hand, she though she be she mad. But the 134 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: dude on the right, he not. He not gonna He's 135 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: not gonna survive this. He's not gonna do good. So 136 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 1: maybe later on in the show, maybe me and Junior 137 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:53,600 Speaker 1: might give Fox and Friends, uh some ways to handle 138 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: deep dog. We're gonna just call y'all oppression because it's 139 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: depress it's not oppression. But if you want a piece 140 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,959 Speaker 1: of that, we can we can get at You need 141 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: some new friends, though, But y'all need some new friendhs 142 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 1: and y'all got to figure out a way man to 143 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 1: get through this because y'all don't look good on a 144 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: Fox right now. Strawberry letter coming up, next My husband 145 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: has vanished, and we'll get into it right after this. 146 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.