Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome. It is another
Speaker 1: episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for being here with us. Okay, yes, yes, yes yes,
Speaker 1: And I want to say it is officially Virgos season
Speaker 1: and I'm very excited about it. And we'll get to
Speaker 1: that later in this episode, but for now, we have
Speaker 1: our Reasonably Shady moments of the week. M So one
Speaker 1: is now the laundry boy for his team one and
Speaker 1: laundry I never thought would be in the same sentence.
Speaker 1: Let's just start there. He comes home from practice. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, his players are back on campus at Coppin
Speaker 1: in there working out and he comes home from practice
Speaker 1: every day with a bag full of sweaty, stinky basketball clothes.
Speaker 1: Why because he's washing their clothes because he doesn't like
Speaker 1: he's I don't know why he has taken the responsibility
Speaker 1: to wash these young men's clothes, but he's washing the
Speaker 1: sweaty clothes of an entire basketball team in my house.
Speaker 1: And so when I go into the launder room, I'm
Speaker 1: like what does that smell likeuse you know, because it
Speaker 1: might be like in the net bag on the floor
Speaker 1: or even like even after you wash them, they still stink.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why did he take this one? Because
Speaker 1: he's I don't know, he's a nice guy. He's a
Speaker 1: nice guy. He wants everything like together and nice and neat,
Speaker 1: so he wants to make sure it gets done and
Speaker 1: it's where it's supposed to be. Are you washing it? No,
Speaker 1: he's washing it and folding so so not only does
Speaker 1: it stink, now you're taking up the damn washing machine.
Speaker 1: And I need to wash my clothes and my kids
Speaker 1: need to wash and it's like lucky for me. I um,
Speaker 1: when I when we built a house, I added another
Speaker 1: washer dryer hook up in the basement. I didn't buy
Speaker 1: another washer dryer yet, but I think I'm going to
Speaker 1: do that soon. He should do that. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: can't even wash my clothes like in a timely fashion,
Speaker 1: but because he's hogging it with these stinky clothes. Yes,
Speaker 1: wine is shady. Let me just say that because he
Speaker 1: a no one told him to take on this responsibility.
Speaker 1: I almost want to ask him for some coins, like, yes,
Speaker 1: I need some quarters as if you're at the laundromat,
Speaker 1: because because one is washing the basketball team's jersey's. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's a really good coach. He he really cares about
Speaker 1: his players, and so I like it. Okay, so we
Speaker 1: can't be too mad about him. Okay. So I am
Speaker 1: actually the shady person of the week because I'm so
Speaker 1: excited that next week my kids are going to school.
Speaker 1: And when I say back to school, not virtual in
Speaker 1: my house, They're actually going to a building. They're going inside,
Speaker 1: and I'm driving off. Yes I am. Summer is over
Speaker 1: and I'm happy about it, but I'm surprised, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like your girls are like grown and they leave
Speaker 1: you alone. They do, they do, but it's just time,
Speaker 1: you know, everyone, there's a little break, and it's like
Speaker 1: star Crazy might go back on Monday. And honestly, I
Speaker 1: feel like this week I was like, it's just like okay,
Speaker 1: like just breathe robbing, because like they literally are going
Speaker 1: star crazy where they're like wrestling all the time, pouring
Speaker 1: water on each other for no reason. Like it's just
Speaker 1: like okay, all right, like just not pouring water for
Speaker 1: no reason. Jesus. Oh wait, I have another ship. I
Speaker 1: have another shady moment. Okay, we'll just say it for
Speaker 1: another time, another episode. All Right, there's so much happening
Speaker 1: in the world, and we definitely want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: But before we say what, I'm getting bay and say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, this is the last time I'm bringing
Speaker 1: up this man's name. Okay, let me guess. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon, Kanye. Oh no, this is not the last time.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be the last time. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about him. I'm telling you this now, and
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I don't want to talk about him
Speaker 1: anymore because I don't get it. All right. So there's
Speaker 1: several things here. Okay, First, you know that he filed
Speaker 1: to change his name Yea officially to Yea Yeah, Yeay
Speaker 1: West Yea. Like, why to file? Why do we need
Speaker 1: to formally do that? I felt like Kanye West probably
Speaker 1: owes a lot of money to somebody, and so he's
Speaker 1: officially getting rid of Kanye so that money can go away. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: And then secondly, part of this problem is you know
Speaker 1: about this feud he's having with Drake. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta feel me in because I'm still unpacking. I
Speaker 1: saw something where he did. Did he put Drake's address
Speaker 1: on not the internet? Not only his address? No mind you,
Speaker 1: I'm getting this tidbit from my children. And I love
Speaker 1: getting t for my kids because my kids like to
Speaker 1: spill T. So Kanye showed the picture of like the
Speaker 1: like a drone picture of like the actual place on
Speaker 1: top of Drake's house. Like, so a picture of of
Speaker 1: Drake's house right, like if you type it in like
Speaker 1: Google search. And he left the address of what he
Speaker 1: typed in to show Drake's house. Why did he do that?
Speaker 1: Because they're beef Why what are they beefing about? I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know apparently, like the years ago,
Speaker 1: I thought they were beefing over Kim, but Kanye, you're
Speaker 1: not with him either, so I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: what they're beefing about. Has Drake said anything about this,
Speaker 1: He's he's roommate, calm. He's just posted pictures of his
Speaker 1: um physique, you know, his him working out in the m.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm not a Drake fan either. He
Speaker 1: has nice music, but you know, okay, fine, I mean okay,
Speaker 1: I don't find him attractive. I just love his music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my kids really like Drake, but whatever. I just find
Speaker 1: it very strange that these two men are beefing right
Speaker 1: in that manner where that's very dangerous, Like why would
Speaker 1: you do that? And it's it's apparently his Toronto house,
Speaker 1: not his I guess l a house, so maybe he's
Speaker 1: not there that often. It doesn't even matter. You don't
Speaker 1: do stuff like that, like you don't put people's houses
Speaker 1: out there for them to get robbed, right because I'm okay,
Speaker 1: So Drake can equally do the same thing to Kanye, Yes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, but he wouldn't. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that, right, But Kanye change. That's maybe that's why
Speaker 1: he's changing his name or something. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. This is pettiness. Guess what, Kanye. That's the
Speaker 1: last time I'm talking about It's not it's not because
Speaker 1: you know, it's so funny, Like I mean, okay, So
Speaker 1: I find it so interesting that, like, you know, people
Speaker 1: are always like quick to cancel Kanye and then they're
Speaker 1: also quick to buy a concert ticket like that is true,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. Oh, but speaking of concerts, so you know,
Speaker 1: he's getting ready to do his album release in Chicago
Speaker 1: and he had like his replica of his house built
Speaker 1: like that was very strange to me. But maybe I
Speaker 1: just don't have that kind of money. Yeah, and to
Speaker 1: do that, like you know, narcissistic Kanye that like just
Speaker 1: has to like do weird, strange stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: can kind of see. Well, first of all, isn't the
Speaker 1: album named after his mom? Yes? Yeah, so it's like Donda,
Speaker 1: this is where he grew up. This word that makes
Speaker 1: to raise me, you know, all that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm coming home. But it's so funny, like everyone through
Speaker 1: Kanye to the curb, what do you mean? And then
Speaker 1: and then we picked him back up. Yeah, like people
Speaker 1: have you know, with him, you know, supporting Trump and
Speaker 1: all just just his little crizziness as of late, and
Speaker 1: no one wanted anything to do with Kanye. And now
Speaker 1: they're buying his tickets and filling up freaking stadiums for
Speaker 1: a listening party. It's so weird. I want to say,
Speaker 1: I don't have a pair of Yeasy for a reason.
Speaker 1: I get that I got one pair from my son
Speaker 1: a few years ago and I probably won't buy another one. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I would like to talk about Busta Rhymes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my father was very disturbed. He texted me last night.
Speaker 1: Good yes, and he's very disturbed because they're paying him
Speaker 1: in Baltimore the for him to come perform and after
Speaker 1: all this mess yes, and the messes. He didn't tell
Speaker 1: people you'll have to wear your mask. Don't let people
Speaker 1: tell you what you can and cannot wear on your face.
Speaker 1: You don't need to wear a mask now, mind you.
Speaker 1: And I just want to say, and this is a
Speaker 1: very serious or a serious note. Um, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: um an Ak and my line sister passed away. She passed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she passed away. Yes, Grace, I'm working down here. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks Grace, Glad you're home. Yes, these teenagers. Um, she
Speaker 1: passed away on Monday. Oh my god, I'm sorry. And
Speaker 1: she literally like I was going through her Facebook like
Speaker 1: three weeks ago, like living a vibrant life, kids everything.
Speaker 1: She was my back. So I'm number forty five, she's
Speaker 1: number forty six. She wasn't vaccinated and Detroit. Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to say, don't quote me on that, but she
Speaker 1: it's so just like unnecessary. We can all just get
Speaker 1: vaccinated and hopefully these things won't happen. So I'm even
Speaker 1: more mad at bus to Rhymes for even perpetuating people
Speaker 1: are to even think it's okay, people are dying and
Speaker 1: I don't I mean, I don't want to make this
Speaker 1: a political issue or anything like that, but it's still
Speaker 1: it's this is like a life or death issue for me,
Speaker 1: and people are dying. That's I'm so sorry to hear that. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: but as we move forward, when we know better, we
Speaker 1: can do better. So I'm saying, get your ass vaccinated, yes,
Speaker 1: and wear your mask and busting rhymes shut up, just
Speaker 1: shut up. I don't like you no more. Very And
Speaker 1: it's so sad because artists like that, they have such
Speaker 1: a huge platform, you know, and to use it in
Speaker 1: that manner it's just wrong. No, yeah, it's very so irresponsible.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're gonna move on from that, and um,
Speaker 1: Sean Bronson my back, We love you, and rest in peace,
Speaker 1: definitely rest in peace. Okay. So I would like to
Speaker 1: talk about Shikari Richardson. Yeah, what's like, what's happening? I'm
Speaker 1: very confused, I know, for I'm confused why she's even
Speaker 1: a topic at this point. Okay, but why do you
Speaker 1: say that because she came in ninth. So she came
Speaker 1: in ninth. She ran a race. Now, was it like
Speaker 1: the Worlds or something? Was it like it was it
Speaker 1: was a it was an important race. Maybe it was
Speaker 1: the Worlds or the US Open or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's tennis. But you know what, she ran a damn
Speaker 1: race and she came in last right right, like like
Speaker 1: decidedly last, like you like eight steps behind everybody else.
Speaker 1: So does that show like that time off between you know,
Speaker 1: when the Olympic trials and today like if okay, so,
Speaker 1: so does that tell us that she wasn't training during
Speaker 1: that time? Like even though she didn't go to the Olympics,
Speaker 1: does that mean she wasn't training or does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't, like, I don't even know. I don't really
Speaker 1: know what to say. You know what I hate? This
Speaker 1: is what I hate. It's like she I saw something
Speaker 1: like the day before the race. Was it Nike that
Speaker 1: she had like a new like Nike AD or a
Speaker 1: new you know, some sort of sponsorship deal. Okay, And
Speaker 1: so it was like it feels like, you know, there
Speaker 1: was all this like focus and attention on height on
Speaker 1: the hype and so you know, so now I'm wondering, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: was she not training during that time? Losing focus of
Speaker 1: like why she was really here or why you know,
Speaker 1: people were really invested in her um and then she
Speaker 1: you know, she came in ninth and then you have
Speaker 1: people who were like reveling in her loss. I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not saying you are. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I saw it was. It's almost like one of
Speaker 1: those it's like people can't wait for you to fail
Speaker 1: to like revel in it. But you know, you're an athlete.
Speaker 1: You put yourself on that platform. You you know, when
Speaker 1: you especially when you start accepting money and sponsorships and stuff,
Speaker 1: so then it's like, okay, you're going to be subject
Speaker 1: to criticism. But just I don't know, It's just I
Speaker 1: feel like there's too many distractions going on with her.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of distraction distractions. I think
Speaker 1: all the people that were like, oh my gosh, let
Speaker 1: her go to the Olympics, are y'all pulling for her? Now?
Speaker 1: Probably not, y'all probably talking trash about her. I just
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I want to see how she bounces bad
Speaker 1: from it, Like is she going to refocus. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, is she want to be you know,
Speaker 1: inspired and say, whoa, that's not acceptable. Yes, that's not
Speaker 1: why I'm here. Let me focus why I'm here and
Speaker 1: not and stop worrying about you know, the media and
Speaker 1: the attention of the height. But guess what, it's humbling.
Speaker 1: She humble. Now, yeah, she's definitely hopefully going to take
Speaker 1: this and like learn from Yeah, I mean, and honestly,
Speaker 1: the only reason why people okay, okay, So, so why
Speaker 1: people even knew she was because she was disqualified, right
Speaker 1: or was it prior to that? It was like, okay,
Speaker 1: she ran the race she wanted because her mother just passed. No,
Speaker 1: she won. She was winning, like she was decidedly winning,
Speaker 1: like you know, running and like pointing at people and
Speaker 1: still winning. Like it was like, whoa, this girl, that's fast. Wow.
Speaker 1: So she had not run against those Jamaicans before, so fast,
Speaker 1: but the Jamaicans were like, okay, girl, jaces was like
Speaker 1: take that. None did the Jamaican those Jamaicans that won
Speaker 1: this race that they win in the Olympics. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: but she alright, go ahead and practice some more. Honey.
Speaker 1: Just we we love you, but just you need some
Speaker 1: more practice. Just focused, Like, let's like drop the hype.
Speaker 1: I mean, if if you want to have a long
Speaker 1: career in track and field and you want to win
Speaker 1: and you know, be Alison Felix, then just focus, yes,
Speaker 1: just focus all right now. I want to get into
Speaker 1: the fact that this is virgo season. Okay, so just
Speaker 1: that everyone can understand what that means. I'm a virgo
Speaker 1: on my birthday is a couple of weeks and everyone
Speaker 1: so this is like the time for like people who
Speaker 1: are just like perfect and okay, okay, I'm kidding, um,
Speaker 1: but you know this is this is like when because
Speaker 1: virgos all get each other and we understand each other.
Speaker 1: And if somebody tells me that they're virgo, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm here for I get it. It's immediate, I get it.
Speaker 1: And we don't make any apologies for who and what
Speaker 1: we are. No, not a not a one. So you
Speaker 1: know what's so crazy to me? I have so so
Speaker 1: many close people in my life that are virgos. Is
Speaker 1: there and I haven't actually looked this up. Is there
Speaker 1: a compatibility between aries and virgos? Um? I know, I know,
Speaker 1: definitely tourists and virgos for sure, because I have a
Speaker 1: million and you're kind of on the cusp a little bit,
Speaker 1: are you know you're not? Okay? I have a lot
Speaker 1: of tourists in my life, and I know that that's
Speaker 1: like a good mix. Yeah, yeah, I have Okay, like you, Carle,
Speaker 1: our director of operations. My my best friend Joy from college,
Speaker 1: one of my best friends from childhood, Candice, my son Carter,
Speaker 1: my um wants cousin Brandon who lived with us, who
Speaker 1: I'm really close with. Shirley. No, Shirley's Leo. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of Leo's too. But it's so weird. I'm
Speaker 1: like all these virgos. Beyonce my best friend, like yes,
Speaker 1: let's call yes Beyonce. Like it's I just feel like
Speaker 1: I don't it's something there. It's so weird, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's it's like I know how to deal with them,
Speaker 1: like they're so annoying, Like I mean we are. We
Speaker 1: are annoying and we make no bones about it. And
Speaker 1: it's because they're just so like, you know, cocky, and
Speaker 1: they think they're right all the time. And I just
Speaker 1: know how to be like all right, whatever, Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just like how to deal with this it's like
Speaker 1: oh my god, or they're like, don't ask you like
Speaker 1: fifty times if you've done it already, like yes, you
Speaker 1: want to do it? Leaves me alone. Oh, just for
Speaker 1: you to understand, like I'm the quintessential virgo, like I
Speaker 1: was raised by virgos. My mother's a virgo, my father's
Speaker 1: a virgo. So I didn't stand a chance. But just
Speaker 1: just r yea and I'm fine with it. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: that's that's your I mean. But it's like but right,
Speaker 1: So like to know you, to know a virgo is
Speaker 1: to love them because like if you can't deal with virgo,
Speaker 1: then it's almost like like that's like a test in life,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. If you could deal with
Speaker 1: a virgo, you could deal with anything. Yes, Like if
Speaker 1: you could make in New York, you can make it anywhere.
Speaker 1: Same with her gos. Um okay, So I kind of
Speaker 1: want to get messy a little bit because um, the
Speaker 1: curries are getting a divorce and it didn't got good. Okay.
Speaker 1: We're being messy okay, and it's fine. People don't don't
Speaker 1: come for us because we're being messy. But it's getting
Speaker 1: good okay. And you never want to say it's getting
Speaker 1: good when people getting a divorce, but it is getting juicy, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean because you just like looked at them like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what the like you know, like the Huxtables,
Speaker 1: like they were like the perfect family and they were
Speaker 1: just also beautiful and they have these beautiful kids and
Speaker 1: you know, successful kids. And I'm like, there's a lot
Speaker 1: that's been going on in the Curry house. Let me
Speaker 1: run it down, Okay, del You've been having all kinds
Speaker 1: of mistresses for the whole thirty years you'll been married already.
Speaker 1: Know if it's thirty, I don't know. And like it
Speaker 1: was kind of like she knew about it. It was
Speaker 1: kind of like look the other way a little bit.
Speaker 1: So you know this this I hate to say this
Speaker 1: because like everyone looks at like Stephen Aisha it's like
Speaker 1: so perfect. But I'm like the Apple Does from the
Speaker 1: Train said, no, I'm not. I'm hoping that's not the case.
Speaker 1: But it's just to say, like, let's never put perfect
Speaker 1: on anybody exactly yes, perfect, because I would look like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so perfect, and then I'm like he's an NBA player,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't know better. But then I'm like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: but we like them together. We like that together. We
Speaker 1: hope everything is perfect, but like, let's never yeah, put
Speaker 1: perfect on anyone in anyone that tries to pretend like
Speaker 1: they're perfect. We know a lot of those. But anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: so getting back to end, well, yeah, getting back to
Speaker 1: the t so um Sonya apparently had a little fling
Speaker 1: on this spot. She had a little boo who she's
Speaker 1: deal with, but she says she's not anyway, She's trying
Speaker 1: to protect her assets. But the point of the story
Speaker 1: is good for her that she got a boot right. Yes,
Speaker 1: if Dolls out there slaying his things, yes she needed
Speaker 1: to go do her thing too. Yeah, I mean mad
Speaker 1: as Sonya, do you boom? I wonder how long that
Speaker 1: was going on for though, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but Dalla is mad. And this is
Speaker 1: the thing, this is the thing. A man wants to
Speaker 1: do what he want to do, but when he finds
Speaker 1: out that you're doing something on the side, let me
Speaker 1: just explain to everybody, he can't take it. His ego
Speaker 1: can't take it. He is like raging mad and he
Speaker 1: wants to burn down the house. And that's what he's doing.
Speaker 1: He can't take it. You don't want to get He's
Speaker 1: imagining every position. Yeah, he's like I wonder if he
Speaker 1: puts your leg over your head, like got you. And
Speaker 1: I hope that Steven Johnson or whatever his name is
Speaker 1: was breaking her back out. Okay, I hope he was listen.
Speaker 1: And she's beautiful, right, Okay, So one day this I
Speaker 1: was at um my brother in law played for Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and I was at a game at Georgetown and
Speaker 1: somebody came up to me. It was like, are you
Speaker 1: Steph Curry's mother? And okay, so imagine like and this
Speaker 1: was like, okay, this was literally like years ago, like
Speaker 1: Germaine was like I don't know, thirty six now, so
Speaker 1: like this was when he was in college almost freaking
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. And I'm literally like, okay, that's a
Speaker 1: compliment because she's pretty. She's beautiful, But do you think
Speaker 1: I look that old to be Steph Curry's mother. I
Speaker 1: was so like what, but I mean it has been said,
Speaker 1: and I would never not say that because I'm getting
Speaker 1: Trump anyway, but yeah, she is, she is very she
Speaker 1: is very pretty. Um So I again say to uh
Speaker 1: ms sonya Curry? Uh and when I was reading all
Speaker 1: the information about it, I did say to myself, there
Speaker 1: should not be any there's so much money involved, Like
Speaker 1: Steph has money, the dad has money, Like everybody got
Speaker 1: all this money. Like why are we fighting over money? Right?
Speaker 1: But are they really I mean how like how much
Speaker 1: do we really know? Well, we know Steph Curry just
Speaker 1: signed like, well, but that's not their money. I know
Speaker 1: he would right to the money, right, but he would
Speaker 1: take care of his mother if dad was not taking
Speaker 1: care of mom, right right? And then Dell, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: don't even play the basketball game in umpteen years? So
Speaker 1: how much money were talking? He don't have no money.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying that. I don't know. But
Speaker 1: they were married for thirty three years. So one when
Speaker 1: he hears it, like he's all like, you know, oh
Speaker 1: that's sad, He's like, I mean, but they might as
Speaker 1: well just stay together. They've been together for thirty three years.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, right, no, right, because your parents
Speaker 1: just divorced after thirty something the thirty two maybe right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's I feel like sometimes older people they like
Speaker 1: they're like, get out of my face doing this ship
Speaker 1: no more? Yes, and I don't want to be the
Speaker 1: one to wipe your ass when you get older and
Speaker 1: I'm stuck with I don't like you, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to have to take care of you exactly so,
Speaker 1: and and go find you a young girl to go
Speaker 1: do it. Because yes, and she's a hottie. She's still cute.
Speaker 1: She might even look better than her son's wife. But
Speaker 1: that's I didn't say that out loud. Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. That was the shade in me. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: just move on, all right, I do very quickly wanted
Speaker 1: because we need to get to the meat of this episode. Um,
Speaker 1: can we talk about Biden for a minute, because I
Speaker 1: want to say a little prayer for Biden because I
Speaker 1: think we dropped the ball. Yeah, okay, So for those
Speaker 1: of you all that's perfect job, you know, for those
Speaker 1: of you all have been under a rock. This whole
Speaker 1: Afghanistan thing has been bothering me, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to get into the meat of all of that because
Speaker 1: this is not seeing in. But goddamn was a disaster,
Speaker 1: my god, disaster. But did we I didn't Okay, in
Speaker 1: Biden's defense, did we? I didn't think it was gonna
Speaker 1: be a disaster so fast, like it the data band
Speaker 1: took over an eight seconds, were like for went in there,
Speaker 1: like okay, let me. We can't make fun of that.
Speaker 1: This is not funny. Is the issue is? Though? It's
Speaker 1: not even that the Taliban moved in so quickly and
Speaker 1: took over. It's that we didn't get the people out,
Speaker 1: American people specifically before pulling them pulling the military out.
Speaker 1: And I don't think, in hindsight, I don't think that
Speaker 1: Biden felt like it was going to be an issue
Speaker 1: to get the Americans out or to get out who
Speaker 1: ever wanted to leave. I didn't think that it was
Speaker 1: all this was going to happen, and didn't think that
Speaker 1: then women and children were unsafe, right or young girls
Speaker 1: that were unsafe. So like no, I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: saw a comment. And I kind of want to get
Speaker 1: Biden a hug a little bit because it's a disaster.
Speaker 1: But can you imagine, I just it's so this is
Speaker 1: like such an unknown world. I'm like, so it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's it's really sad because it is like this is
Speaker 1: a crisis that's going on and we live our daily
Speaker 1: lives like and don't even like think about it, it's
Speaker 1: like so sad that this is happening. Um, but it's like,
Speaker 1: what was the Afghanistan army doing when this was happening?
Speaker 1: They dropped their guns and ran, So that's what they
Speaker 1: were doing. What do you mean? Like why why was
Speaker 1: that able? Like why did that happen? Because? Okay, so
Speaker 1: as soon as the US left because they were they
Speaker 1: were um with the U. S. Army working together. As
Speaker 1: soon as the U. S. Army was pulled out and
Speaker 1: they saw the Taliban coming, they dropped their guns and ran.
Speaker 1: So so the so the Afghan people were clearly left
Speaker 1: with no protection. So did the US or did Joe
Speaker 1: Biden whomever is responsible think that, like the Afghan army
Speaker 1: was strong enough to handle this, correct, Like Okay, you
Speaker 1: guys are in power, you guys got this. You guys
Speaker 1: got this. And that lasted literally it didn't I think
Speaker 1: eleven days it lasted it. You know, we don't know
Speaker 1: did the Afghan military tell the US you know what,
Speaker 1: we're good, y'all conroll? Like do we of that? There
Speaker 1: was From what I understanding, there was brief things done
Speaker 1: and that Biden was told that there's a possibility that
Speaker 1: this is gonna go wrong. Not a probability, a possibility.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, you know, just it's just semantics here.
Speaker 1: But um, it didn't has it? Clearly Biden knows he's
Speaker 1: got to redirect and make change course, switch course. But
Speaker 1: in the meantime, because you know, Biden is, oh, he's
Speaker 1: uncle Joe, and I just want to give him because
Speaker 1: I know he knows he sucked out. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a disaster. Oh yeah, he sucked up. Yes, But but
Speaker 1: apparently and I'm almost like, you know, but other people
Speaker 1: there's you know, he's not the only one given the
Speaker 1: orders and the commands or whatever. But apparently he was
Speaker 1: so like experienced and involved in Afghanistan like your prior
Speaker 1: that like it is probable that this was all on
Speaker 1: his call, all on him. All right, we're gonna switch
Speaker 1: gears because um, we put out a question on to
Speaker 1: you guys are listeners, and y'all answered, and oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: y'all are funny. I mean, y'all make me and robbing
Speaker 1: a funny. No, y'all are funny. Okay, And the question
Speaker 1: was and and the title of this episode is I'm
Speaker 1: shallow and I hate my ex. Okay, because and the
Speaker 1: reason why that's the title is because of the responses
Speaker 1: that y'all have given. Okay, y'all are hilarious. The question
Speaker 1: that we asked you, guys was give us shallow reasons
Speaker 1: why you broke up with your ex. Yes, I would
Speaker 1: get a kick out of reading these, like so funny. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so Robert, what you got here first? Okay, this one
Speaker 1: is hilarious. High Ladies. This is from will Marie. High
Speaker 1: Ladies love You and the pod. This is my shallow
Speaker 1: reason why I broke up with him. He wore tidy whities.
Speaker 1: I don't even let my kids wear tidy whities. Okay,
Speaker 1: you more tidy whities. That's it. It may be shallow,
Speaker 1: but I could not get past it. He looked like
Speaker 1: a damn todd I can't date a grown man who
Speaker 1: wore those. Okay, but a part of me feels like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you just tell him that he's are inappropriate
Speaker 1: for a grown man? Because I like, Okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I think that's that's like the shallow part. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is horrible, and the fact that
Speaker 1: you even chose to war these speaks mountains about your
Speaker 1: like who you are, like your corny and you're a loser,
Speaker 1: Like there's no way I'm even having this conversation with you,
Speaker 1: and what if he like debated her on that was like,
Speaker 1: well it pick my balls feel good, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, oh, but I need to I need
Speaker 1: to hold my penis in really tight, like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I need ball support, she said, right,
Speaker 1: she said, we were, she said, by the way, we
Speaker 1: were in our twenties. I'm thirty now and still think
Speaker 1: about that first time I saw those on him. Men
Speaker 1: out there, please, this is a message to you many needs.
Speaker 1: Do not wear tidy whiteis unless you were in your eighties,
Speaker 1: not even not even then, not even then, Why are
Speaker 1: you wearing anything? And your eighties your balls need to
Speaker 1: like be free, so you wouldn't wear it. Then. I
Speaker 1: feel like when you're eight eighties you might need to
Speaker 1: just hold some stuff in that you know. But like, yes,
Speaker 1: I feel you on that girl, M I feel you too. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got one, all right, So this is from Jordan's Crosby. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she said, the shallow reason why I broke up
Speaker 1: with him was because he ate garlic wings and came
Speaker 1: to bed without showering. It was seeping from his pores
Speaker 1: and he smelled repulsive. Okay, okay, now that is shallow.
Speaker 1: If you didn't know, now you know, because I couldn't
Speaker 1: you just tell him to go take a shower or like,
Speaker 1: but if it's if if he ate the garden, the
Speaker 1: shower is not going to get rid of the garlic
Speaker 1: that's seeping through his pores. No, it's not like it's
Speaker 1: not it's it's like, damn, he just had too much
Speaker 1: garlic and asked him, you know, to not do that again.
Speaker 1: Right right? What? Oh, oh my gosh. Emily said, I
Speaker 1: broke up with a guy because he wore white socks
Speaker 1: and black pants, y'all not okay, he was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Was that? Yes? No, Michael Jackson. Did he wear whites? Yes? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: So sequently Emily was dating Michael Jackson. So I actually
Speaker 1: hate I don't like white socks, like athletic socks. Who
Speaker 1: does annoy me when one wears them? Right? But in
Speaker 1: I like ankle socks, and one we're like the ones
Speaker 1: like up to his like calf. Okay, I'm just like
Speaker 1: like stop wearing that. But I'm not going to break
Speaker 1: up with him because, of course not because you'll have
Speaker 1: two children together. Okay, I have to give a story
Speaker 1: as to why it's a shallow thing that I felt
Speaker 1: was the reason for me. I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: told the story before they give you the elevator story. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's how we got okay, Okay, So just for y'all
Speaker 1: who didn't hear it, we got to hear because this
Speaker 1: guy would like talk to people in the elevator and
Speaker 1: that just like drove me completely insane and I broke
Speaker 1: up with him. Okay, So that was shallow one. I
Speaker 1: do have a shot another shadow thing that I did.
Speaker 1: So this was back in the day before we have phones,
Speaker 1: and how we were able to I noticed very foreign
Speaker 1: to young people. How we were able to um find
Speaker 1: places to eat restaurants was like from the white yellow pages.
Speaker 1: So um or calling four one one and when you
Speaker 1: call four one on the phone number to the weather,
Speaker 1: Remember that what was the weather? Um to? Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: call and it'll tell you the weather, and then you
Speaker 1: can call it to get the time. At the tone
Speaker 1: the time will be. So if you wanted to know
Speaker 1: where things were, you would call four one one before
Speaker 1: on one costs like a dollar okay, that there was
Speaker 1: a cost associated with that. So I was dating this millionaire, wow,
Speaker 1: I mean a trillionaire, like he owned all all kinds
Speaker 1: of ship right. He lived in Richmond, and I had
Speaker 1: come down to see him or whatever, and we were
Speaker 1: trying to figure out where we were going to eat
Speaker 1: that you know, where this is going and I and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, we'll just well, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, we gotta figure out like
Speaker 1: where we're going and we have to maybe make a reservation.
Speaker 1: And he was like, I said, I'll just call you know,
Speaker 1: four on one. He was like no, no, just we're
Speaker 1: just gonna look it up on a yellow in the
Speaker 1: Yellow Pages. I was like, no, I'm just gonna call
Speaker 1: four one one. He was like, well no, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, because he didn't want me to spend the call.
Speaker 1: This freaking millionaire did not want me to spend a dollar.
Speaker 1: Cheap principles, stard, you cheap bastard. I broke up with
Speaker 1: him on the spot. I was like, out here, it
Speaker 1: was the principal. He didn't want to be with a
Speaker 1: lazy woman, as lazy, spoiled woman that would not open
Speaker 1: the Yellow pages listen, listen, listen up. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I said to him? I said, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use four one one to figure out what
Speaker 1: time the next plains for me to fly out of here.
Speaker 1: And I did, and I flew home. And I haven't
Speaker 1: spoken to him since. I don't know if that was shallow.
Speaker 1: You should just say his name put him out there. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that anyway. Back to the y'all's
Speaker 1: crazy answers and responses to Okay, I mean this this
Speaker 1: one is like not not it's not surprising. But so
Speaker 1: I have broken up with a guy because he was
Speaker 1: too short, his penis was too small, he didn't have
Speaker 1: a car, job or crib. He made me pay for dinner. Thanks, ladies.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not shallow. That's not shallow. You should
Speaker 1: have broke up her head. Oh those are big red
Speaker 1: exs like okay, So, how do we deal with small penises?
Speaker 1: Like do we do? Do we base it off? I know?
Speaker 1: I mean no, I have I have seen a couple,
Speaker 1: and do we deal with the ocean and the motion
Speaker 1: or do we deal with other things that he might
Speaker 1: be doing to overcompensate for the small penis. I mean
Speaker 1: I would assume because okay, this is my assumption. Like
Speaker 1: your finger is not big, right, Like you can please
Speaker 1: yourself with your finger, so why can't you of small
Speaker 1: penis please you? Dr Phil said, And I saw this
Speaker 1: on his show, and I said to the to the TV.
Speaker 1: As I was watching it, he was like, all the
Speaker 1: women a woman needs is three inches. I said, I said, doctor,
Speaker 1: not Dr Phil. I'm sorry, Dr Oz. This is what
Speaker 1: Dr Oz said. This was scientific. I said, doctor, do
Speaker 1: you a damn lie? And I turned the TV off? Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: moving on, Okay, So ginger A Seagal said her shallow
Speaker 1: reason for breaking up with him was he drooled on
Speaker 1: my straight hair during a makeout session and made a
Speaker 1: section wet and curl. Now, that would piss me to
Speaker 1: hell off. Do you know how hard there? So I watched,
Speaker 1: I watch you. That's not shallow. That is real. In
Speaker 1: the fields ruled, first of all, why are you drooling?
Speaker 1: Why are you drooling? And then you're drawing on my
Speaker 1: freaking hair, messing up my hair? Oh my god. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: that's not shallow. That was a good reason to break
Speaker 1: up with his ass Oh my god, Okay, shallow Sandy says,
Speaker 1: I love you guys on rhop and your podcast. I
Speaker 1: appreciate all the laughs you provide. People look at me
Speaker 1: like I'm crazy when I'm walking down the street with
Speaker 1: air pods. Inn love it. People just like walking and laughing.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. She says. I dated a guy who was
Speaker 1: a football player, and he was fairly built and like
Speaker 1: to wear fitted athletic shirts. Unfortunately, he was Greek and
Speaker 1: very hairy. His arms look like a sweater and then
Speaker 1: he wore those stupid fitted shirts. I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 1: I broke up with him because he was too hairy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That see, I would like, how do you even get
Speaker 1: to the point where you're breaking up? Like how do
Speaker 1: you even like start dating that? I don't you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, but and then it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I wonder if by now if he has figured out
Speaker 1: he needs to wax, that he needs to wag his head. Yes,
Speaker 1: Harry's sweater arms, yes, Okay, So Mark Sachet, he's gay
Speaker 1: and he talks about his ex boyfriend. Okay, so he said,
Speaker 1: So I had an ex boyfriend who was lovely. He
Speaker 1: didn't have bad teeth, they were white. No, but like
Speaker 1: they looked a little baby or catee like they weren't crooked,
Speaker 1: but they were a little too spaced out. I couldn't
Speaker 1: get past. Oh my god, I couldn't get past. It,
Speaker 1: couldn't get past. But the funny thing, like y'all really
Speaker 1: give people a chance. I think it's like, okay, if
Speaker 1: you mark when you saw him, I had the baby
Speaker 1: or teeth right right, Like why did you If you
Speaker 1: didn't like it, then why wasn't because he was a
Speaker 1: nice guy. Like a lot of times he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a nice guy. I'm gonna give him a chance.
Speaker 1: But I feel like if it's something you just it's
Speaker 1: bothering you, Like why do you even like go down
Speaker 1: the road of why do you entertain it? Because I
Speaker 1: mean know, people want to feel like they're not that shallow.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, that's a good point. But I
Speaker 1: feel like he could have also suggested that the guy
Speaker 1: get racist. But then that's kind of mean, right, that's
Speaker 1: kind of mean. Right now, I've had this problem, and
Speaker 1: I you know, this is this this is the shallow
Speaker 1: with me because I kept him around for a long time,
Speaker 1: and this is the reason why Jimmy Old said I
Speaker 1: broke up with him because we had nothing in common,
Speaker 1: but dated him because his dick was perfect. I can
Speaker 1: I can say, yeah, I felt victim to that. They
Speaker 1: probably happens all the times. Yes, it's perfect, Paennis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um okay, so I you know I've been with one
Speaker 1: for a long time. Yes, I do have like a
Speaker 1: little small story. So after one and I divorced, I
Speaker 1: was like outdating guys just you know, not nothing serious
Speaker 1: or whatever. And the this guy that I was on
Speaker 1: a date with, he was like, yeah, I'm looking to
Speaker 1: get married soon. And I was like and like I
Speaker 1: couldn't get out of that restaurant faster. But okay, but
Speaker 1: you know, it was so funny because I'm sure he
Speaker 1: thought I wanted to hear the opposite, you know, because
Speaker 1: most women want to know, you know, what are your plans?
Speaker 1: Where you what are you trying to do? Yes? He
Speaker 1: are you talking about marriage? I said, oh, no, like
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not, I'm not. I'm just looking for
Speaker 1: a fun time. Yes, I'm just looking for a good
Speaker 1: night tonight. And that's it. And if you call me
Speaker 1: too many times, I'm gonna block my number, all right.
Speaker 1: So Tony may Zach said don't judge me. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: no judgment here. It's a judgment free zone on reasonably shady.
Speaker 1: But he invited me to dinner at his house. Got there.
Speaker 1: It was in the projects. I go inside, but that's
Speaker 1: you know, can't judge people, even if you live in
Speaker 1: the hood. Is fine, but they go inside. And he
Speaker 1: served dinner off paper plates and serve me cool aid.
Speaker 1: Deal done. Never spoke to him again. Sorry, Oh my god, listen,
Speaker 1: ain't not wrong with paper plates and kool aid. Y'all
Speaker 1: are wrong out here in the streets. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: why Okay, he had to have known that, like you
Speaker 1: gotta do better. Maybe he didn't like that's but but no,
Speaker 1: that that doesn't work. Okay, but listen, sometimes people have
Speaker 1: to work within their means. He might not have had
Speaker 1: the means to get real plates, clearly, and I feel
Speaker 1: like he didn't have the means and he actually didn't
Speaker 1: even know better, because I mean, if he's serving you
Speaker 1: kool aid, like he didn't know better? Like how old
Speaker 1: were we here? That's what I want to know? How
Speaker 1: old were we? Yeah, we need to follow up information
Speaker 1: because I feel like, yeah, for the further questions, I
Speaker 1: need to ask, Yeah, I mean, but still like he
Speaker 1: should have taken her out. So, um, this is funny.
Speaker 1: He walked on my freshly vacuumed car bit that I
Speaker 1: was doing to stage an apartment. It took me forever
Speaker 1: to get that diamond design in that carpet. Yes, he
Speaker 1: got the boot and I rented the apartment. Damn, you
Speaker 1: don't play, y'all are me? She doesn't play about her
Speaker 1: carpet design. Y'all are mean? Okay, So, so Chanie said, hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: been loving both of you enjoyed the episodes. Um, so
Speaker 1: I was dating this handsome guy and who had it
Speaker 1: all together, just a fine brother overall. But anytime we
Speaker 1: went out to eat, he ate like it was his
Speaker 1: last meal. Everybody knows somebody like that, and somebody like
Speaker 1: that might be me, I like talking about because or
Speaker 1: rob because we greedy, okay. Um. So then she went
Speaker 1: on to say he always inhaled the food and legit
Speaker 1: never left any crumbs. It happened a couple more times before,
Speaker 1: and I eventually goes to do she couldn't take it.
Speaker 1: Maybe the dude was hungry and then he probably ate
Speaker 1: like really really fast. Yes he was fast. Kind Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, but I guess it's like when you're like
Speaker 1: just getting to meet someone, it's like those little things
Speaker 1: can just irritate you, like like damn, like, can we
Speaker 1: have a conversation over dinner. I'm just gonna okay, but
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you want to eat and then yes, that's funny.
Speaker 1: That is funny. Okay. So Lane says their allergies annoyed me,
Speaker 1: which I get that because when our wand is sick,
Speaker 1: I want to knock him out, like, dude, if you
Speaker 1: don't shut up with that coughing? So is it? Is
Speaker 1: it sneezing? Oh? Yeah? I wonder what the allergies are
Speaker 1: because they could be like a food allergy. That would
Speaker 1: be annoying to write. You know, we're breaking up people
Speaker 1: because they have allergies. I mean, hetty if you have
Speaker 1: no tolerance for for allergies. Okay. I thought it was
Speaker 1: like you're gonna take the good with the bad, sickness
Speaker 1: in and health. Yeah, they must not have been offering
Speaker 1: a whole lot more. Yeah, and I think people make excuses,
Speaker 1: but I okay, okay, what if you're a foodie. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this day this is a food allergy? Right, and
Speaker 1: you're a foodie and you want to go out to dinner,
Speaker 1: you want to go on dates and everywhere you say
Speaker 1: you want to go there like I can't go there
Speaker 1: because I'm allergic, and I'll right, okay, so okay, so
Speaker 1: I can say this. I was married to this guy,
Speaker 1: I think his name is Jamal, and he hates Mexican food.
Speaker 1: So for our entire marriage, we never stepped foot. I
Speaker 1: never had a taco, I never had like chips, and
Speaker 1: I have girlfriends that like Mexican. So anytime I got
Speaker 1: with my girlfriends, I was like, let's go to please
Speaker 1: go to Mexico. I was like begging, can I have
Speaker 1: a taco? Please? He was like, just zeal us all
Speaker 1: I ask for? We don't go to Mexican. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what sure? What is your beef with a type on something? Yes?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I get it. I mean, you know, we
Speaker 1: make compromises in life, but some things are not compromisable. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, let's see what else we are we got anymore?
Speaker 1: I just go down the list. Okay, let's let's get
Speaker 1: one more, let's get more funny. I just grow down.
Speaker 1: I got the motherfucker was uglier in person. That's that's
Speaker 1: grounds for a breakup, not uglier in person. So what
Speaker 1: you met him on tender? I guess so people fool
Speaker 1: people out here can't that doesn't work. Or you meet
Speaker 1: someone in a club and it's like dark, and then
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, let's go, let's go out, and you
Speaker 1: go out the next day and you're like, or have
Speaker 1: you ever been to a club? Right? You ever been
Speaker 1: to a club? And then like the lights turn on
Speaker 1: at the end and you're like, holy shit talking to
Speaker 1: you this whole night? Why I been talking to you?
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh my gosh, I need some
Speaker 1: fresh here. I need to get out of here. Or
Speaker 1: when a guy who wears hats when he takes his
Speaker 1: hat off, Oh my god, some guys look really good
Speaker 1: in hats and then they take that hat off and
Speaker 1: their ugliest ship they have an egghead. Yes, yes, that
Speaker 1: so I have one other like and this is actually
Speaker 1: not a shallow reason. So I was like dating this
Speaker 1: baseball player and black guys, baseball player of brown skin,
Speaker 1: and he actually said something, he commented like, oh I
Speaker 1: wish my skin was lighter. Yeah that was that was
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was a wrap for me. I
Speaker 1: was like, what who says that? No, that's bad. That
Speaker 1: wasn't even shallow. I was just like, I can't like
Speaker 1: someone over here like saying anything want their women. He
Speaker 1: said he was a rapper, a baseball player. Robin was
Speaker 1: satting a baseball player. I mean like it was like
Speaker 1: a couple of days. Okay, alright, alright, but he literally
Speaker 1: said he wanted a skin to be lighter. I was like,
Speaker 1: because he's an idiot. Yeah, I'm like red flag right there,
Speaker 1: like flag on the play out. Yes. All right, well, people,
Speaker 1: we hope that we have highly entertained you guys this evening,
Speaker 1: because guess what, I'm entertained word. I know we could
Speaker 1: keep going, y'all, list long, we could get going. So listen,
Speaker 1: we're gonna put out another question. We're gonna put that
Speaker 1: out on our socials, and you guys have not disappointed.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for responding. Um be on
Speaker 1: the lookout for our next question. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is yet. We haven't come up with it yet.
Speaker 1: Membrane is not working. Yeah, but it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: But until then, people, we love you. Thank you so
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