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Speaker 1: Yes, here's Nikki. Hello here I am It's a Nick

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Speaker 1: Layer podcast. Everyone Happy Valentine's Day. I'm wearing heart shaped

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Speaker 1: glasses and it's not because it's Valentine's Day. It's because

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Speaker 1: my eyes are super swollen from so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm a swollen bitch this weekend and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: stay None of my clothes fit. I saw some pictures

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Speaker 1: yesterday on myself that I really really hate, like that,

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Speaker 1: If like that are truly something is different with my body.

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Speaker 1: I've definitely changed, and I just want to say, if

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Speaker 1: you relate to that, it's okay. My body needs to

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Speaker 1: be this way right now. I need to be not

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Speaker 1: fitting in all my clothes. There is a reason for it,

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Speaker 1: and it's none of my business what my body is

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Speaker 1: doing right now. And I'm perfect the way I am.

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Speaker 1: It's the way that I was meant to be. And

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Speaker 1: that's what's getting me through today, because it is very

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Speaker 1: hard when your clothes feel tight. It is so uncomfortable,

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Speaker 1: and when you already feel like you look down at

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Speaker 1: yourself and you don't really something happened in my body

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Speaker 1: in the past couple of days, and I don't recognize

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Speaker 1: my lower half. It's just changing. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's like this is the time as a woman where

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Speaker 1: you just go from like I I'm on a tangent here.

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Speaker 1: I want to interview you. And so I've been watching

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Speaker 1: last night, I've been watching the Playboy UM documentary Secrets

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Speaker 1: of Playboy, and I've also You've got to watch we

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Speaker 1: need to talk about Cosby Believe. It's on Hulu. I

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Speaker 1: watched it on Showtime. It's so good. I'll talk about

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Speaker 1: it in depth in the way that we should later,

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Speaker 1: but I just want to say that there's so many

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Speaker 1: you see women that were like the hottest women of

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Speaker 1: their time in the seventies, sixties, Like all these women

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Speaker 1: that you they see, you see pictures and they couldn't

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Speaker 1: be tinier and more like the object of what I,

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Speaker 1: uh my, my sick brain says is perfection. And then

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Speaker 1: you cut to them, as you know, fifty sixty year

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Speaker 1: old women when they're coming out with these stories and

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Speaker 1: this is the sickest thing to even be paying attention

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Speaker 1: to this. They look, there's so many of them, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, all all these women are so

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Speaker 1: But I'm I just noticed, like there's no there's no

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Speaker 1: stopping what will happen to my body When you get older,

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Speaker 1: your metabolism slows and your body just gets softer because

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Speaker 1: you are more prone to falling and your bones need

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Speaker 1: to be protected. You're it's not good to be thin

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Speaker 1: when you're tiny. When you're uh, you know, more prone

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Speaker 1: That's why women get bigger and you slow down and

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Speaker 1: all that stuff, or like your metabolism so done. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's happening to me, like this is

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Speaker 1: a weekend it decided to like your it's your time

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Speaker 1: or something like that. But whatever it is, I woke up.

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Speaker 1: I was really in a bad mood this morning. I

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Speaker 1: It was just and it was all because of how

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Speaker 1: last night. That just truly changed my mood in such

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Speaker 1: a way that it's just I before I saw those pictures.

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Speaker 1: By the way, the pictures that were taken when I

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Speaker 1: I see the pictures and then I'm unhappy. Whereas I'm happy,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm and I'm unhappy because that's what I look

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Speaker 1: I used to look like that, or I'll never look

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Speaker 1: my head which might be true, like I could be

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Speaker 1: But I just have to say that I am truly

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Speaker 1: And I'm not going to diet, I'm not going to exercise.

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Speaker 1: think I gotta stop doing diet coke, which is just

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Speaker 1: that's the only thing that's changed in my diet. I'm

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Speaker 1: just like living on diet coke and it's not supplementing

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Speaker 1: for food. I'm not I'm just gonna go. Nikki, E've

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Speaker 1: noticed something. You had your fun with diet coke. You

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Speaker 1: all I'm going to do, I have to say. I

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Speaker 1: whole life of waking up one day and being like, wow,

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Speaker 1: I've gained so much weight. It's all in my head,

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Speaker 1: the beginning of whatever. My body will never be what

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Speaker 1: to me any again, all these things. I better hold

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Speaker 1: I know it's not healthy, it doesn't make me feel

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's the thing to cut out of instead of

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Speaker 1: Not having a diet coke isn't going to make me

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Speaker 1: that's all I wanted to say. I wanted to get

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Speaker 1: like last night? You know, super Bowl, You're gonna eat

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Speaker 1: we're so obsessed with streaks. I missed wordle one day

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Speaker 1: Did you swim storks or pelicans? Uh? Yeah, I snarkled

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Speaker 1: with fish. Um, I did not swim with the whales.

428
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 1: But man, I saw in Hawaii, y'all know that I

429
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 1: saw tons of whales. This was like the next face.

430
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 1: It was so much closer up, so much more activity.

431
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: I saw my first breach, which is when a whale

432
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 1: like shoots up and then falls. But it was a

433
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 1: little baby calf and it don't know what it was doing.

434
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,199
Speaker 1: It just kind of was like like it was just

435
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 1: like its first breach. It was like just born. It

436
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: was very tiny, little humpback calf, so cute. So many

437
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: sounds of you hear very you know, if you see

438
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: it from far off, These big spouts come up like

439
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: a fire hydrants going off in the middle of ocean.

440
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,679
Speaker 1: You go towards the spout and they come up, and

441
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: then you go over to them. I did not know

442
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: how easy it was to see fucking whales in this world.

443
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: Take a trip, take a flight to Tabo and then

444
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 1: go look at the ocean. Yeah, I mean, but it's

445
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: between like fucking November in May. You're gonna And I

446
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: gotta say the coolest part was when we got close enough.

447
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you go to where these whales

448
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 1: are and then you'd wait because they go down for

449
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes, and you wait and just hope they're

450
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: going to come up in the same spot again. And

451
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: sometimes you're just talking bah blah, and all of a sudden,

452
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: five feet the way, we hear like the sound of

453
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: the blowhole coming out that closet. No, it was me, Um,

454
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: it was me doing an ass. I was holding my

455
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: ask to do a silent fart. We just stalked about

456
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 1: the other day behind the scenes. But um, then I

457
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: was so this sound is such a great sound to

458
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 1: hear them come up and do that blowhole. And I

459
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: heard so much of it yesterday that yesterday when I

460
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: was walking to my hotel, I heard someone dumping trash

461
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: and it sat. I turned my head like there was

462
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: a whale next to me, and I was so excited.

463
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: But it's it's my favorite sound, as a blowhole coming

464
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: up in the water next to me, and I just

465
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: man in another world that was a marine biologist, and uh,

466
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: that's yeah. I always had the joke that I wanted

467
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,719
Speaker 1: to be a marine when I was a little girl.

468
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a marine bologist because I thought

469
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: it was just petting whales. I didn't know you had

470
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: to measure them and blood, yeah, and like tag them

471
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: and like learn about like knots and their course of

472
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the best marine biologist teacher ever in

473
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: high school, miss mcahaney. She was like, I'm not kidding.

474
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: She was like a hundred and forty eight years old.

475
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: She was older than marine marine animals. Yeah, she had

476
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: seen the evolution of something. She might have evolved from

477
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: an actual small whale and wales were wolves. Yeah, so

478
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: she knew what was happening. And she would smoke cigarettes

479
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: in between each she'd go out and have a break

480
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: and no filter and one puff whole cigarette like a

481
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: whale taken in water to breathe down below. Yeah, and

482
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: then she'd blow it out her in the back of

483
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: her in her throat, the blow holes. And day someday

484
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: I hope to have my own blood and like fall

485
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: asleep for a good two minutes and then come back

486
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: and go so class the you know, the spun the sponge. Um,

487
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: let's get sorry. Yeah, so just in time for Valentine today.

488
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: Men posing with big fish on dating apps is a

489
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: new trend. I feel like it's a new old trend,

490
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: but still it is. It's almost like so cliche at

491
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: this point that I don't even make those jokes because

492
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: it's so like that joke has been made a million

493
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: times of guys on dating apps posing with fish. I mean,

494
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: out of a hundred young men on Tinder in Virginia eighteen. Okay,

495
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 1: so what what part of Virginia you know? Are we

496
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: looking at a coastal? I'm thinking coastal? Yeah, have a

497
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 1: picture with the fish. I'm a great joke that I

498
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 1: haven't put in a special yet, and I don't want

499
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: to burn it here. I haven't put that in a special.

500
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: Yet it's like, honestly, the it was my best joke

501
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: for a while and Mike particularly actually helped me write it.

502
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: But um yeah, I have a joke about that in

503
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: my in my set, and I don't want to I

504
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: don't want to do it now, but I will say that,

505
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: um yeah, it's now. It almost feels like hack to

506
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 1: make fun of it. So I mean, I'll do a

507
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: parts of it because I don't want to give away

508
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,239
Speaker 1: the big chunk. But it's I I used to make

509
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: a joke of like, oh, what does that tell me

510
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: about you that your friend had a boat one day?

511
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: Like you went on you went on a bachelor party

512
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: one weekend in the Ozarks, or like it doesn't tell

513
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: me you have a boat. It tells me your friend

514
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: has one, and it tells me. Oh, I used to

515
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: compare it to I know, but I can't say that

516
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: big part. No, No, it's okay, Uh truly you can

517
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: leave it in uh hand drop for my next special

518
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: that'll probably not do that joke in either. But the

519
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: thing that I men don't take a lot of pictures,

520
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: and that's why their profiles suck. And this is the

521
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: kind of the whole thesis of my chunk about this

522
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: in my act is that men's profiles suck because women

523
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: take so many pictures of themselves. They're always like dolled up,

524
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: they know how to pose, and men just take one

525
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: picture of your and it's always you holding a fish,

526
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 1: because that's the only time you're like, oh, I want

527
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: to document meant this. It's like your guys school picture

528
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: after you graduate. It's once a year and you are

529
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: just it's straight on. It's by the only picture a

530
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: man will take a loan is with a fish. Is

531
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: with a fish. And I don't know what you're trying

532
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: to tell me. I'm like that you can provide for me.

533
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he can go out and and you know,

534
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: he doesn't have to slaughter a chicken tonight. He brought

535
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: home dinner. Like it's just to me. I I first

536
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: of all, if I see a fish in a picture,

537
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't want it because it's just I don't like

538
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: my parents fish, and I don't talk about it with them.

539
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about the thing that I

540
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: read about fishing is that everyone goes, oh, catch a release.

541
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: You know, if you take the hook out and just

542
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: throw it back. I think there's there's a big percentage.

543
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not good at remembering stats that I've read. Yeah,

544
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: a big percentage of those fish. Guy, the fish, So

545
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: do you think? Um, you know what? I think it

546
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: is too. It's like it's great lighting, like and a

547
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: way for a man to get perfect sun lighting with

548
00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: the water, you know, paint, you know, and they feel

549
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 1: confident because they've been drinking all day so they're not

550
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: like that ashamed to take a picture. Yeah. Yeah, so

551
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: it's a way for them to look as sexy as possible.

552
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: But it's like I'm holding a fish, but it's like, no,

553
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: you're you got good like you know what if any

554
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: of you guys out there know we have Sorry, no,

555
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: I was going to say. In the article, um, they

556
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: asked women like witch fish they found the most attractive

557
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: hilarious want to like? What did they say? Yeah? Okay,

558
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: so Andrew bigger right? You want you can read? Oh yeah, so,

559
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: it says a survey also as each fish. The biggest

560
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: catch was the hog fish, a colorful critter. We love

561
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: the guy with a big hog. Oh my god, no,

562
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: that would make me so sad. I mean, what is

563
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: going on? With the mouth that's a huge fish in

564
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: its mouth is coming out of its mouth. It almost

565
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: looks like predator with multiple mouths, double mouth. It looks

566
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: like it's doing that Pringles thing where you like go

567
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: like on the commercials in it's exactly like that. You guys,

568
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: So this is the love child of a snappers. I

569
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: don't care, honestly, no, I don't. I just don't care.

570
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: Can I just say that? Um, any guys out there

571
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: who are looking for advice on your dating profile go

572
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: to the subreddit dating underscore advice and men will put

573
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: up their profiles on there and have women help them

574
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: make it as like appealing as possible and give advice.

575
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: And it's really a sweet community of women like trying

576
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: to help these guys who are just so sincere. And

577
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: you can get a sense not by putting your own

578
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: up there, but by reading what these women have advised

579
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: other guys what can help. And And generally, you want

580
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: a picture where you're with friends, not too many selfies.

581
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: You want smiling obviously animals is always a good thing,

582
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: but around people, and I would really say, uh, not

583
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: more than one picture where you're drinking. It just is

584
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: it's too much of of your lifestyle and and also

585
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: avoid negative things of like, don't swipe on me if

586
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: you like, try no negative talk of um hey if

587
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: if if you're a girl that likes drama, look the

588
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: other way. Like, just try to stay positive. Even if

589
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: you're not a positive guy. You can say I tend

590
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: to be pretty cynical and sarcastic, but you can say

591
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: that in a positive way because it's just sometimes guys

592
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: are already so they do the same thing convenience do,

593
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: and they get ahead of the rejection by rejecting themselves.

594
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: And by the way, that horizontal stripes because it'll just

595
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: look yeah story, these are all, by the way, Valentine's

596
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: Day related. I used to have a joke that I'm

597
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: sure I've done on the show that when I was intorectic,

598
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: I got so thin that you could see my ribs

599
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: and then I had to gain weight because my ribs

600
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: are horizontal stripes and it looks so fat, so stupid. Okay,

601
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: and help that you painted them black? Okay, Okay, forget height. Yeah,

602
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I got canceled black rob My, God, wait, we're gonna

603
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: talk about super Bowl at all? We can what's the

604
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: next new story? Though? Uh? Forget height differentials are vast

605
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: age differences. Small face big face is the news. Yeah,

606
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: odd fish stripe, bad face, big face, small face. So

607
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: head sizes differ wildly based on factors like race, gender,

608
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: and nationality, but they have been getting bigger over time.

609
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: Big face small face relationships come with their own specific challenges.

610
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: Selfies are a big one. Perspective is an issue in

611
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: photos with partners. I don't understand what you're saying. So

612
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: women are apparently really into dudes with wide faces. According

613
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: to a two thousand fourteen study of speed dating participants,

614
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: guys with wide faces are thought as of aggressive, powerful,

615
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: and more financially successful. A woman in a long term

616
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: relationship with another woman with a big face said big

617
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: faces are trustworthy, friendly, and expressive. So people like a

618
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: wide face. Maybe that is also it could be like

619
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: a guy who's smiling his face is going to measure

620
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: wider on you know, if you're smiling, your face gets wider, luck, wider, skinnier, wider,

621
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: like by even a little millimeter. I do want to

622
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: say though, that um, it reminds me of one of

623
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl ads last night that I really loved

624
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: the Dion Sanders one where he's with his kid. Did

625
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: you see that? Oh yeah, because you were Mexico. Well,

626
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta the American feed and I streamed

627
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: it on my TV and Andrew chose to not come

628
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 1: to my room to watch it. I was like, you're

629
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: missing the commercial, dude. But Sanders and his son, who

630
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: I guess is also an athlete because I know everything

631
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: about them, you do, Okay, So they're both in this

632
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: commercial for a fucking I don't need some like a

633
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: dip or something like Toritos or something. And then at

634
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: the end of it, they're like can you handle it?

635
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: They were both like kind of competitive, like being like

636
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: who's the toughest? Who? Who would who of us is

637
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: the toughest. I'm more tough. No, I'm more tough. And

638
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: then at the end it goes to their dion Sanders

639
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: mom obviously and his grandmother, other kids grandmother, and she

640
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: goes says something to the fact of like, no, I'm

641
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: the toughest, and they go you and she's like, you

642
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: think I gave broth to that head or something like that.

643
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: It was really it was a comment on her squeezing

644
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: out his big head through her tiny vagina. It was

645
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: so funny. And um, I have to say that, uh,

646
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: black older women killed it on the on the Super

647
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: Bowl commercials, there were a lot of older black women

648
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: that came in at the end and had a great

649
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: punchline last night and all the commercials and and and

650
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: Snoop Dog also looked like one to last night. No,

651
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: he looked awesome. Actually, I was like, I was trying

652
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: to search for someone in my mind during the show

653
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: that looked like an older black woman, but no one did.

654
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: Dr Oh he looked fat. Bat came down. Oh come on,

655
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell he was muscular or f a t

656
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: And I really don't give a ship. I just know

657
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: he was somewhere in between. I don't know. He just

658
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: hadn't performed in a while. That's all I could tell.

659
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: Someone wrote a tweet like how long was Yeah? I

660
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: was worried about him getting down, but he just came

661
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: down like a bat. I was like, oh, this is

662
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: but that was in the music video, right, he's upside down? Yeah,

663
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: getting COVID. I think, um getting COVID, I don't know.

664
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: And no, I UM, I loved. I have a lot

665
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: of thoughts about the Super Bowl halftime show because I'm

666
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: not someone who grew up in that generation, and like,

667
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: obviously I love um eminem so much and all like

668
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: the classic songs that they played, I know, but I wasn't.

669
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a formative part of my growing my adolescence.

670
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: Not I know boys, I think boys like I was into,

671
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: like you know, Dave Matthews band, and it just skipped me.

672
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: But I understand the I don't understand it, but I

673
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: can understand how impactful and so much of what it

674
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: meant to me. I was underwhelmed by this. The set

675
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: design was cool, obviously, it looked like a white battleship

676
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: a house in the middle of the field, and I

677
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: think it did not behoove this entire performance to Haven

678
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: still be light outside during halftime. I think it would

679
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: have been much cooler in the dark. But for me,

680
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: I was a little underwhelmed by. I wanted more close

681
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: ups and I think that we lost a lot of

682
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: like how cool these performances was were by doing the

683
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: whole wide shot of this set piece that it could

684
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: have gone to each room and got done close up

685
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: to the room. Whenever I saw close up to the room,

686
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: the living room with all the guys hanging out, even

687
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: eminem when everyone rushes the stage and goes lose yourself,

688
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: and you saw how cool would have been to see

689
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 1: that as a tight shot where it looks like more

690
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: impressive with all these people with a wide shot. You

691
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: just saw there was just this little group of condensed people.

692
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: Do you agree with me? I know, I see what

693
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: you're saying. It's like looking at a whole Barbie. It

694
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: felt like a Barbie house to me, and it's like, yeah,

695
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: which was cool. It was a great idea. I agree

696
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: a lot with that because I think, you know, all

697
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: these guys are such characters too, and you want to

698
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: get the way Kendricks was shot. And I was talking

699
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: to Chris about this because we had a disagreement about

700
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: whether or not it was like the best they could do,

701
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: and he thought, you know, he had a good argument of, like, Nikki,

702
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: you don't understand you're getting together these people who all

703
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: have huge egos and know exactly what they want in

704
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 1: terms of artistic style. To make anything of that amount

705
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: of people that are expecting to get what they want

706
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: artistically done, to agree on one concept is hard. But

707
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: my point was I give that to you. I just

708
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: wanted more close up shots. I thought Kendricks was amazing

709
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: the way they did that cool thing at the beginning

710
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: where they would zoom in and then it would come

711
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: down and you were I like the Weekends um last

712
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: year where you were close up. You follow them around

713
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 1: and Chris said, you know, it's important to have a

714
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: sense of the magnitude of how big this is, and

715
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: I said, I get that, but I know it is

716
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: because we're at the fucking super Bowl. I know it's big.

717
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: I went close up, and I want to see these

718
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: people close up. I did think. Um, I thought Kendricks

719
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: was so cool. I was, you know, on the edge

720
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: of my seat, eminem I wanted just to see him

721
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: more close up and um fifty cents, I thought hadn't

722
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: performed in a while, but I was excited to see him.

723
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: And then I thought, um, Mary J. Blige was incredible.

724
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: After she danced so hard in the first part where

725
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: it's a little bit less um vocally straining to do

726
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: the um let's get it, cronk up. You know that

727
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: it's like easier to be winded and sing that. But

728
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: then she saved the belting song for right after that,

729
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: when this bitch has gotta be winded. After dancing that

730
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: hard and she hit every note, you could tell it

731
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: was live, and I just thought it was incredible and

732
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: she looked so good and she must be in her

733
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: fucking fifties. People are going off about Eminem's eyebrows. Apparently

734
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: they definitely got tinted tinted browse and to tinted beer.

735
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: I mean, he's going on so to know he looked

736
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: young and hot. Sorry, Eminem cares about the way he looks,

737
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: as does fucking everyone. Get over it. He always has

738
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 1: always a hoodie with a hat. He looks so good

739
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: and he sounded good. They just yeah, I saw that.

740
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: They told him not to and it's like, he's not

741
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: being paid for this, do you know? He what are

742
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: they gonna do take away his chance to perform? He's

743
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: performing and no one does the super Bowl twice I

744
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I won't do it. Okay, I thought it. Noah,

745
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: did you have any thoughts? I didn't watch all of it,

746
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: but I liked um dr dre playing the piano and

747
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: the musicians. I like that there was actual musicians on there.

748
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: It was so cool. I thought, I just I want

749
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: to watch it again. But I thought, um, yeah, I

750
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: just wanted more. I wanted to see it more close up.

751
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: But I really want instead of hanging just to fly

752
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: in like Lady Gaga. That would have been I don't

753
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: remember Lady gagas flying once that came in from the roof.

754
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was like the Rocketeers and even

755
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 1: drinking during that time. I gotta go back and watch

756
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: all Super Bowl performances because they are they're just such spectacles.

757
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: But it was so cool to see people that you

758
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: just don't worry about. You know, they've done it all

759
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: these songs, they've sung and wrapped so many times. They're

760
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: in California. I never worry about massive talents. But it's

761
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: there's just something about watching someone who has been at

762
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: it for five plus years, some of those thirty forty

763
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: years at this point, and you just go, this is

764
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: nothing to them. They're not nervous. This is like any

765
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: other thing, and there's something really fun about that. And

766
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: they were. They seem to be having fun. I do

767
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: think we should like send Snoop Dogg to talk to

768
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: Russia about not attacking Ukraine. Like I feel like there's

769
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: a presence of Snoop Dogg that's so cool and calm

770
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: in any like he could be in any situation. Maybe

771
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: he went to jail for so long or like you know,

772
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: he's dealt with someone jail, I think of a day

773
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: or two. Um, but yeah, yeah, it was daylight in

774
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg years. That's seven. That was pretty good jail. Thanks. Yeah,

775
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: so he You know, I don't know, there's something about

776
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: him like talks like this and his hile a the time.

777
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: Do you think he was really fucking I wonder because

778
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: you know how I was telling you about Bill Maher,

779
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: how he never smokes pot before a real time taping

780
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: or TV taping, but Bill Maher will smoke a ton

781
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: of weed before performing stand up in any way because

782
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: stand up is different to him. I wonder what, Because

783
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: I think there's people that really make being a pothead

784
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: as their lifestyle work have a little bit of you know,

785
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: rules about it where they you can't be a weed

786
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: addict and be as successful and look as good as

787
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: he is for many years. I feel I definitely think

788
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: he's addicted. But you know, I think in some way,

789
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: I don't think Snoop is like, well, this is for

790
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: this and this is for that. Would anything he is,

791
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: you don't become successful different strains. But I bet you

792
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: like I loved. In terms of commercials, I just want

793
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: to say I loved the Paul Rudd Seth Rogan one.

794
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: I thought that was really fun. I Um, yes, a

795
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: lot of like being yelled at about not getting into

796
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: crypto and feeling the pressure there. Maybe That's what I'll

797
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: do today. I'll quit dye coke and get into crypto.

798
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: I feel shamed that I'm not involved with it. Um

799
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: And I missed. I missed the part of the game

800
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: where the fucking Bengals lost. I I fell asleep. I

801
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: was so tired, I had I had was so sleep deprived.

802
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: And um and I also like didn't care. Yeah, so

803
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: that was a major factor too. But I'll tell you what.

804
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow, it's so cute. He's a little culkin Joe Burrow,

805
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: a little kick for the Bengals, who's the kicker for

806
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: the boy. He is a cute. And so is the

807
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: the guy who's the main guy that they kept showing

808
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: for for the Rams. He's cute too. Yeah, he's very handsome.

809
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is with so very handsome? I

810
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: don't remember him. Cooper cup looks like, um, what's the guy? Amish?

811
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: Like a hot Amish man. But I will say that

812
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: I hate Chris collins worse voice more than I can't

813
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: And then we looked it up and he dated twelve

814
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: year olds ready with dwet. I can't stand his voice.

815
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It's just it sounds

816
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: like it's on the brink of going out. And I

817
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: wish Joe Buck would have been doing the super Bowl.

818
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break. We're gonna come back with

819
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: top one, bottom one, and it's a special Valentine. I

820
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: had something to talk about the half, damn it and

821
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: we're back. Andrew, what did you want to say about

822
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: the halftime show? Let's get it in just every celebrity

823
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: in the crowd trying to make the halftime performance about them.

824
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: Did you see Bieber? And then they were all loving it.

825
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: They were all loving it, and they were making it

826
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: about them because they were enjoying it, but not just

827
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: enjoying it, like literally, like they were like they were

828
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: part of that. Hap you got the audience and there

829
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: I want what would you just a little we gotta

830
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: get come up with a title for you. This guy

831
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: who thinks everyone. I mean, obviously Justin, I don't, You're not.

832
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: But would you if you had a camera right in

833
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: your face knowing it's going to cut to you at

834
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: some point in the performance, what would you have been doing,

835
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: Andrew Colin during that performance? What would you have been doing?

836
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: Differently knows how to party California? Everybody, it's more about me.

837
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: Can we cut to the picture of the jumbo Tron

838
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: that when Andrew and I got on the jumbo Tron

839
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: and it was my name and Andrew got into my shot.

840
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: Can we cut to that right now and see if

841
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: Andrew would not make it about him. Let's get to

842
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: top one bottle. Yeah, okay, Top one. Bottom one today

843
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: is romantic gesture category romance, classic romantic gestures, and and

844
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 1: for Halloween, for Halloween, for Valentine's Day, whoek um. There's

845
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: so many cliche things that men do for women, women

846
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: do for men, But it's more about, like, you know,

847
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: heterosexual relationships and you know what is done for I'll say,

848
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: in any relationship, what is done for the female energy,

849
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: person um our top thing that we like personally, it's bottom.

850
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 1: So let's start with the bottom. Our least favorite romantic gesture,

851
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: which may or may not be something that happens a

852
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: lot and frequently on you know, on Instagram, on on

853
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, Andrew, do you have one? Because I could

854
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: get us started, Get us started, get started. Um, I

855
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: think that um rose petals on the bed first of

856
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: all flowers. I'll just say flowers bottom for me, and

857
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: and listen, I'm not considering every like way an animal

858
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: could be anytime an animal is involved with some kind

859
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: of message or delivery men know, like, but I will

860
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: say flowers for me. I do love them when I

861
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: get them. I think they're gigantic waste of money, though,

862
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: and I would honestly prefer a card that said, instead

863
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: of flowers, I picked you this fucking I picked something

864
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: in the guard. I picked up three leaf clover for you.

865
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have to be four leaf and tap

866
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: it to a card and say this is your flower.

867
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: Or if you want some kind of plant that has

868
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: been destroyed, here you go. And I've donated the sixty

869
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: dollars to the St. Louis Stray Rescue, Like that is

870
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: so much. And I know flower shops need to stay

871
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: in business. Don't worry, this isn't going to threaten them girls,

872
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: they will never go to business. They up they up

873
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: charged so much and flowers are beautiful, um, but they

874
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: are so expensive and I just think that I would

875
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: rather people waste their money on literally anything. And we'll

876
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: get to what I think that could be in the

877
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: top one. Andrew, do you have a bottom? I mean,

878
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: I guess it's more about like what I do, what

879
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: I've done in the past, because I don't feel like

880
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: girls get as many presents for the guy. You know,

881
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 1: we're talking about things that have done for female energy, okay,

882
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: for female like it doesn't it to be things you've done. Well,

883
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: what I did do one time? Uh no, rose petals,

884
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: I did from like the door to the bed in

885
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: college with my college girlfriend. And I honestly, I don't

886
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: even know if she slept in the hotel room that night.

887
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: I think I don't even know she came. So it's

888
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: just setting yourself up. Yes, Hansel and Gretel to the bed. Dude. Yeah,

889
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: it was like it was like and it was just

890
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: Handsel alone in bed. Crime. I almost went with that

891
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: as my bottom because it is so stupid. And honestly,

892
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: the other day on my bed here at my hotel.

893
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: They put rose petals all over the bed and did

894
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: a big heart And she know, the woman who cleans

895
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: my room knows I'm here alone. She's cleaning up after

896
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: I mean she probably cleans up enough fucking diet coke

897
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: that she thinks I supporting a family of eighteen. But um,

898
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: they put and I'm just like, now I have to

899
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: clean this ship up. I just think that flowers are

900
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: in the vase. For flowers is such a burden because

901
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: you just get end up with this thing that you

902
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: put on top of your cabinets. The water gets moldy, yes,

903
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: and the water gets moldy. So what should we do

904
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: instead of flower? Get to that for the top one? Okay?

905
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: No a bottom for you? Okay. Anything that's a surprise

906
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: like um that involves like a big like gestures like

907
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,959
Speaker 1: with like for other people in the public. Yeah, like

908
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: like a surprise engagement with like a group of people

909
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: with your friends and family jumbo tron. Uh. You know,

910
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: it's like just like anything big and public like that.

911
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. I want everyone to know, like

912
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate a public engagement. I love it.

913
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: Super Bowl engagement. Last night, by the way, there was

914
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 1: from the team that lost. No team that one. Really

915
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: I wish they lost to see you know it's I

916
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: hated the adel one because I thought that it was

917
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: stupid that everyone thought adult planned it. That's a different thing.

918
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: But I do love um public displays. And there's one

919
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: Bruno Mars Marry Me is the song, and the guy

920
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: puts his girlfriend in the back of a volvo like

921
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: she's facing out, you know those seats that face out

922
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: in the back, and they leave the trunk up. You

923
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: guys gotta watch it. Marry me Bruno Mars. Know what

924
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: you shouldn't because it'll you'll it's your fucking bottom. But

925
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: I love the ship and they do a whole um dance.

926
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: Like he starts off by being like, um, he puts

927
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: headphones on her so she's listening to the Bruno Mars

928
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: song and then it plays out of the back as well,

929
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: and then the car starts slowly pulling out of the

930
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: down the street and they blocked off the street and

931
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: all of their friends come together along the way and

932
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: in the song it's like, um, it's a beautiful knight.

933
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: You're looking for something fun to do. It's okay, baby,

934
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: I want to marry you. And then there's a part

935
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: where it says or maybe it's the dancing, like dancing

936
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: blues or something, but it sounds like dancing Jews, and

937
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: so they have all these rabbis come in dancing at

938
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: that part, and um, but it's all their friends and

939
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 1: it's and you can tell they're like musical theater nerds

940
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: because all of their friends are just like loving it

941
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: and walking along and it moves me so much. And

942
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: it's this big proposal at the end. It's like, because

943
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: I want to marry you, And then her family comes

944
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: into then you can tell she didn't expect to see them.

945
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 1: It's so cute and you should watch it. Um, let's

946
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: go to our top one romantic jesterre I'll start us

947
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: off a card that shares your feelings. Just a simple

948
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: card literally can be a piece of computer paper from

949
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: the printer, You fold an alf, you draw a fucking

950
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: heart on the front, and then you write at least

951
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: one whole page densely of your feelings about someone, with

952
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: a couple of jokes in it, but truly like how

953
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: you really feel and being vulnerable. And it can be

954
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: the cheapest thing. All you need is a pen and

955
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: paper and I think that is that's the best possible

956
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 1: thing for Valentine's Day, is just or birthdays anything. It's

957
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: always what I give is a try to make a

958
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: card that's really heartfelt that says everything I can't really

959
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: say to this person to their face about them. And

960
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: that's what I like. And I just right here have

961
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: my card from the guy I'm seeing, and it is

962
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: usually he gets me cards that are just like you're hot,

963
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: I love, and then it's like it's usually like a

964
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: one liner inside because he is effusive and very in

965
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: other ways. And I've never told him like I really

966
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: want you to write a full thing. But I just

967
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: opened it up and it's it's pretty dense. I haven't

968
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: Andrew top one me borrowing that card. Chris looks like Andrew.

969
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: If I just I can switch it up and Chris Andrew. Uh.

970
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: I think the nicest thing that that I do, in

971
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: like regarding like money or anything romantic is a massage

972
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: that like where I break out lotion and all that

973
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: ship without expecting sex. Don't touch the vagina, just give

974
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: a real fucking miss, like a real It's not that

975
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: like oh my fingers hit or oh I've been doing

976
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: it for six minutes. Where's my massage? I'm talking like

977
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: a massage. I'm talking oils candles. That is a great

978
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: idea and like and just like really paying attention and

979
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: taking my time. I don't think they're like snowsuit. Yeah,

980
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: I should weary. You should wear a chastity belt, like

981
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 1: no anti lose the key maybe before it and then

982
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: do it so you know that there's no you know

983
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: that you can and you're like, I don't even think

984
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: I want to sweeze out all my com I love that.

985
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: I love I love doing that because really it is

986
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: like and it's essensual and you get to touch every

987
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: part and it's loving. It really is like or anything

988
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: more loving to get in a head massage, like I

989
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: fucking especial eye. Yeah your third eye, your third eye chakra? Nohehead?

990
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh see. I like um the temples and like the

991
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: like uh like jaw right here where your jaw hinges? Baby?

992
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: Even though I just watched the other day, I'm like

993
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: all of my YouTube suggestions are stories about people with

994
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: like crazy body things like the girl without that was

995
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: born without a jaw, the girl that was born and

996
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: with and can't stop eating, the girl that lost all

997
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: of her skin and it's all these amazing people that

998
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: have like the boy who's made of tumors, and it's

999
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know why. YouTube just found something

1000
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: that I'm into and it's just amazing to see. Um no,

1001
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: yes it does. And they teached me important life lessons.

1002
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: Um like it might be her children books like the

1003
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: Darkest Children books possible, Yeah, to make them learn lessons

1004
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, But honestly, I was grateful for my

1005
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: fucking jaw the other day because I watched this girl

1006
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 1: who was so amazing and has to like she Um,

1007
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: they took one of her ribs and made it into

1008
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: a small job, but it will never have a hinge.

1009
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: And so it's just that she she I think she

1010
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 1: eats like she has to just eat soft things. And

1011
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: she's on TikTok and she just type the girl without

1012
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: a born without a jaw. She's so the way her

1013
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: brother like almost cries talking about how proud he is

1014
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: of her is the sweetest thing. She's very musical because

1015
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: she thought she'd never expressed herself vocally because she her

1016
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: brother had the same illness but just grew a beard.

1017
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: I heard, Oh, that's so fucking funny. God damn it,

1018
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: that's funny. No, Uh, what's your what's your top romantic gesture? Um,

1019
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: anything that's like kind of like made by hand, so

1020
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: it could be like a even like a like a

1021
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: macaroni frame for photo. Yes, something drawn, something played, something

1022
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: that took time other than handing money to someone at

1023
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: a cash Yeah, exactly, and has creativity involved. But you

1024
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: could argue that you spent time earning that money to spend.

1025
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 1: So every woman is different. But I do like yeah

1026
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: creativity also, Um, I love that made you like an

1027
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 1: iron work like you knew they had to win Bend

1028
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 1: Iron literally makes me. He's he welds and he also

1029
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: does stained glass and he one Valentine's he made me

1030
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: maybe it was my birthday. He made me a bird

1031
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: that I have in my room. And then this Christmas

1032
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: he made me um like a uh square Taylor Swift

1033
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: like album like her album did. He designed it all

1034
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: and made it and um, and I told him, hey, um,

1035
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: I want all nine of her albums done like that,

1036
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: and I want to display them in my windows because

1037
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: they're tiny and they would look so cool, all of them.

1038
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 1: And I was like, but I don't want to wait

1039
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: for birthdays in Christmas, like I want you to do it.

1040
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, can I just like pay it?

1041
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I'll do it. I'm like and

1042
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: he was just like, what do you mean you don't

1043
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: want it? And I was like I just want it now,

1044
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: like do you have to wait? And I just think, um, yeah,

1045
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: anything handcrafted is really nice too, but um, and it's sexy,

1046
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 1: you like envision like the medieval times of them, like

1047
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: breaking like fire flowers herself out on a walk or

1048
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: like some kind of like or stealing them from your

1049
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: neighbor y going to a cemetery some out. My aunt Lynn,

1050
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: who died always used to steal flowers from cemeteries, like

1051
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: she that was just the thing she did. I know

1052
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: it's an awful thing, but it was funny because we

1053
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: have not buried her yet because she died when we

1054
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: all couldn't be together, so we're kind of figuring out

1055
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 1: what to do with her, like just as a plaque

1056
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: or something. And I want to go. I want to

1057
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: put her out a cemetery and like I want her

1058
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: thing to say, um, take whatever flowers are here, you know,

1059
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: like to other way to give back to anytime she

1060
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: gets flowers like it will. They will always be taken

1061
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 1: to give back because it's true, like the dead people

1062
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: aren't gonna I'm going to get some of Um, she

1063
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,240
Speaker 1: had my cousin's ashes. They when she died. My cousin

1064
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: who was her son, who's my best friend growing up?

1065
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: Who Andrew? You remind me a lot of because I

1066
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: want you to die? Um she uh, she had his No,

1067
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: she had his ashes, and we never really knew what

1068
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: happened to j D's ashes. And so I'm going to

1069
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: get some And I'm so fucking excited about it. I

1070
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do about it, but just

1071
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: having there's something about it that makes me like really excited.

1072
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: I don't I know that's dumb, but final thought, Um,

1073
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: what do you want to be cremateded? No? No, I

1074
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: want to. I saw a funny joke this guy whose

1075
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: kid died and the kid got cremated anyways or else? No, no, no,

1076
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: so his son got cremated and he's like, how do

1077
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 1: I even know? Like he had a thought? Is that

1078
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: really him? In there? Like they could just literally throw

1079
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: in anything that reminds me of Cosby, honestly, because Cosby's

1080
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: son got murdered, remember, and they were talking about it.

1081
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: This documentary is so good again. It's called we Need

1082
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: to talk About Cosby and and they don't get into

1083
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: like what happened because I don't really remember what happened,

1084
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: but they did say that. You know, he was at

1085
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: the time doing a show called Cosby. It was after

1086
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: the Cosby Show had ended, but he was doing it.

1087
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: He was on set and you know, missed a couple

1088
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: of days of work, and then he came back and

1089
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: he gathered everyone together and walked in. Like one of

1090
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: the writers was like, he kind of walked in, like,

1091
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: and here's Bill to like talk to everyone about his

1092
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: son dying. And he came in and he was like

1093
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: it was a little weird because they were like, and

1094
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: now Bill Cosby to talk to address the cast and

1095
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: crew about his son's passing. That we're all like waiting

1096
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: to hear like your daughter got cancer, like because but

1097
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: that's the way Buil did. Everything was like he's now

1098
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: Bill cos Be and so he just he did a

1099
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: whole he did a whole comedy routine essentially about his

1100
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: son dying only four days after he died. Because he said,

1101
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, that's how he had to flip it. And

1102
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: also he's a fucking sociopath. Dear God, you have to

1103
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: watch the documentary he is. Yeah, it's for some reason,

1104
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm not getting in on Hulu Mexico. I had to

1105
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: do it through showtime and I just did the free trial.

1106
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: But man, is it worth it? It's um so, I

1107
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: mean it's you know what, it is interesting as someone

1108
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 1: who obviously if you like to hear about like how

1109
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: people came to fame and like hearing about stories about

1110
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: show business careers, I mean, they cover all of that,

1111
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: and they cover it's almost like the O. J. Sipson

1112
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: documentary where it said, what was the setting, what was

1113
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: the time like when this all went down that we

1114
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: allowed this to happen, What was the culture? What was

1115
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: what he did for Black America? What he then did

1116
00:58:55,720 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: to warrant Hannibal Buris going on stage and completely um,

1117
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: you know, Hannibal Burus. The most grainy video you've ever

1118
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: seen shot is the one of Hannibal Burus in Philadelphia,

1119
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: which is ironic because that's where Cosby is from on

1120
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: stage saying, you know, Cosby telling us to pull up

1121
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: our pants and that you know, lambasting single mothers for

1122
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: not doing enough and and you know, absentee fathers and

1123
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: black people need to be better and talk clearly and

1124
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: all these things. And he's like, in, motherfucker, we're not

1125
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: raping all over the place, why don't you're a rapist?

1126
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: And the audience kind of goes on and he goes

1127
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: Google it. He goes Google. When you go home, google

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00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby rape, it definitely has more results than Hannibal Burus.

1129
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: And the irony now is that Hannibal Bursus. His name

1130
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 1: is probably in most of those Google results for Bill

1131
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: Crosby rape because he was the one that got everyone.

1132
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: I saw it before you even he did, like that,

1133
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: what's that show? He said? It wasn't a bit. He

1134
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: wasn't even like I saw it like a small bar show.

1135
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: He just started talking about and everyone's like I was like,

1136
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: I saw it live. I just remember being like, whoa

1137
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: you know, like because we never sweater he's a doctor.

1138
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: It's like calling out, like who would be like that? Now?

1139
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: Like where No, Honestly, Bob Sagett I was thinking like

1140
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: he the way people are talking about him as like

1141
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: America's dad, I mean, as one of my lyrics in

1142
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: the song was like you know he was. It would

1143
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: be like someone like Bob Saggett, who after after Bob's death,

1144
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: obviously every it's come out even more what amazing man

1145
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: he was. It would be like that. It would be

1146
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: like Mr Rogers. Honestly it is like it was so

1147
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: it was, oh, you know who someone compared to because

1148
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 1: at first they said I'm thinking more like the rock

1149
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: or yeah, what's absolutely the rock. But they said during

1150
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: the documentary that at first, when you became a comedian

1151
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: in the nineties, you found out from like there are

1152
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: certain certain things when you become in the show in

1153
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: show business that you find out that the general public

1154
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: doesn't know. I always say that when you land in

1155
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: l a and become part of like when when you

1156
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 1: when you moved to Hollywood to make it and you're

1157
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: kind of insider, like talking to people who've been around

1158
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: a while, you find out Ellen is actually not nice.

1159
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: That's one of the first things. They're like, Ellen's a

1160
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: count and you're like what, And I compare it to

1161
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: like la when you get off the plane in Hawaii,

1162
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: they're just like Ellen's a cunt, and they're You're like, oh,

1163
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring this back to the Midwest and show

1164
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: my mom, and they're like, it's not gonna hold that.

1165
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: By the time you get back, it'll it'll all fall apart,

1166
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 1: and she's not gonna believe you. But you know, there

1167
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: are certain things, you know, and everyone kind of knows.

1168
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: Open secrets obviously is I think what they're called. And

1169
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: the one that they say back then was that Bill

1170
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: caught or Robin Williams steals jokes and Bill Cosby is

1171
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: a notorious philanderer. He cheats on his wife, which was

1172
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: crazy back which was already the most crazy thing because

1173
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: he's the family guy, you know, And so that was

1174
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 1: the craziest thing to imagine that Bill has we cheats

1175
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: let alone is a serial rapist, but he cheats on

1176
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: his wife. And someone said, a woman in the documentary

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01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: said that would be like saying Barack Obama cheats on Michelle.

1178
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: That's how tarent cindiary that was back then, and and

1179
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: and even imagining that made my heart sink. I was like, no,

1180
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: he didn't you know about Barack, but oh, but you

1181
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,959
Speaker 1: just see that when Bill Cosby gets a little bit older,

1182
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: he starts getting more crotchety and he just starts making

1183
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: his little fucking bed for them to come through. And

1184
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: women were not being believed at any point during all this.

1185
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: And by the way, he was a master in getting

1186
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: women to not talk about None of these women talked

1187
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: about it, even to their closest There's only one woman

1188
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: that I can remember who really shared it with her partner,

1189
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: maybe two. And in the documentary that it covers, most

1190
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: of these women never said a thing about it until

1191
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: this all came to be because they truly felt it

1192
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: was their fault. And most of them, and almost maybe

1193
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to say gratefully, can't remember the assault.

1194
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: They just woke up naked and they don't. The last

1195
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: thing they remember is, you know, falling face first into

1196
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: a backgammon board. Um. And I just want to say,

1197
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: you should watch the documentary for the most interesting detail

1198
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: of the whole thing that I will not spoil. But

1199
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: it involves my favorite food, oatmeal. So that's all I'm

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01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,439
Speaker 1: gonna say. So you should go watch it to learn

1201
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: what the funk that's all about, because I still don't know,

1202
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: and I would love to speculate with you once you

1203
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:21,919
Speaker 1: do watch it. Yeah, Well I'm gonna go have another ball.

1204
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us on Valentine's Say,

1205
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 1: I hope you had fun. We've really covered it all

1206
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: on here. I love you so much, you guys, thanks

1207
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 1: for being there for us in our lives and and

1208
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: so supportive and sweet. And you're just the best fans.

1209
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 1: And we're coming up on a year and we're grateful

1210
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: for each and every one of you we've got along

1211
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: the way, and we'll be celebrating that as we go on,

1212
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,440
Speaker 1: because yeah, you guys make this show possible, and uh

1213
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: we're just you're the best. And we got special fun

1214
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: announcements coming up as well. Uh so with that, Andrew, Noah,

1215
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: great pod, everyone else out there, don't be care. And

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01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, but almost a Jack the

1217
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: re sure like Jack the Ripper, which wouldn't have been right,

1218
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: or the barber