1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,559 Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter on Steve Harvey 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,639 Speaker 1: FM dot com. That's where you do it, and all 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: you have to do is just click submit Strawberry Letter. 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 2: We could be reading your letter live on the air. 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: Just like we're going to read this one right here, 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: right now, and you never know, it could be yours. 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 3: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We 10 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 3: got it for you here. It is a Strawberry Letter. 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: Thank you. Nephew's subject behind the Christmas Tree. Dear Stephen Shirley, 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: I've been married for fourteen years and I have a 13 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 1: busy schedule as a high school basketball coach. 14 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 2: After years of marriage. 15 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: My wife still doesn't get how stressed I am around 16 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: this time of year, and she'd been pressuring me to 17 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: buy a Christmas tree and have it up by December first. 18 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: I missed her deadline because of my schedule. This past Saturday, 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: I left for practice and she said she picked out 20 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: a tree online and it was going to be deliver 21 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: later that day. I knew it didn't sound right, but 22 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: I didn't really care at that point. Around noon, one 23 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: of my players got sick, so I canceled the practice. 24 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 1: I intended to go home and help out with the 25 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: Christmas tree. I drove up and my daughter was outside 26 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: shooting hoops with her friends. She said her mom and 27 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: mister Tim were inside putting up the tree. The only 28 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,559 Speaker 1: Tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend that drives 29 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: the truck like the one in front of my house. 30 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: I walked in and my wife was disheveled and acting jumpy. 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,559 Speaker 1: I hugged her and I could smell cologne all over 32 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: her neck. I pulled her with me as we went 33 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: to look at the tree, and I asked where Tim was. 34 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: She said Tim was behind the tree, securing it to 35 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 1: the base. I walked over to Tim. I tapped his 36 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 1: foot and I told him to come out and leave 37 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: my house. Tim said he was just helping out since 38 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: I was too busy to do what needed to be done. 39 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me 40 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: as Tim walked out. She said it's my fault and 41 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: I shouldn't be upset. I told her she's foul for 42 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: having her ex in our house. 43 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 2: She doesn't see the situation from my point of view. 44 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,679 Speaker 1: So I'd love to invite my girlfriend over and ask 45 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: her to bring me one of her amazing chocolate cakes. 46 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: I wonder if my wife will get it. Then I'm 47 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: very vindictive. Should I do it or not? Well, while 48 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: you know, we all know that two wrongs don't make 49 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: a right, we know that, but this does sound like 50 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: a case of I can show you better than I 51 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: can tell you. And since your wife seems to have 52 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: no remorse about anything that happened, having this other man 53 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: over there and all that, you know, I wouldn't be 54 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: mad if you did invite your ex and her amazing 55 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: chocolate cake, although I'm sure she wouldn't get past the 56 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 1: front door. But you know, Wifey was just way out 57 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: of line here, and her ex Tim was also just 58 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: rest respectful when he said he was just helping out 59 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: because you were too busy to do what needed to 60 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: be done. How could he fix his mouth to even 61 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: say that in your house? So, you know, let's see 62 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: how your wife would like it if the situation were reversed, 63 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: and we all know she wouldn't. She wouldn't like it 64 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 1: one bit. But we don't like her attitude. We don't 65 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: like the fact that you know she thinks this is okay. 66 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: She's disloyal, she's unsupportive of you and what you have 67 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 1: to do as far as your coaching job and all 68 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: of that, and bring her X in to try to 69 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: take your place in your house. It's just these things 70 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: are unthinkable for a wife to do to her husband. 71 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: So yeah, in this case, I wouldn't be mad you 72 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: said should you do it or not? I wouldn't be 73 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: mad if you invited her and got some cake and 74 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: all of that. 75 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 2: See how your wife liked it, Steve. 76 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 4: Just let us stupid, crazy childish been married fourteen years? 77 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 3: You high school basketball? Cool. This is why I lost 78 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 3: it in the letter. 79 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 4: After years of marriage, my wife still doesn't know how 80 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 4: stressed I am around this time of year, and she's 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 4: been pressuring me to buy a Christmas tree and have 82 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 4: it up by December first. 83 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 3: Now I'm going to assume. 84 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 4: That you mean you're under pressure this time of the 85 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 4: year because of your basketball schedule and maybe playoffs or 86 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 4: something like that. Maybe that's what you're talking about, because 87 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 4: at first I thought about it was stressed out about 88 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 4: buying Christmas trees and gifts. I was a little confused 89 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 4: about that. But either way, it don't cost for that 90 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 4: much pressure. I mean, if you a basketball coach, I 91 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 4: understand it's a little tight for you this year. 92 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 3: I do understand that, bro, So I ain't knocking that 93 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 3: right there. 94 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 4: But she wanted Christmas tree. Have it up by December first. 95 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 4: The mandate in our house is the day after Thanksgiving 96 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,159 Speaker 4: the Christmas decorations begin. That's a mandate at our house. 97 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 4: Don't let December get here and I don't have my 98 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 4: tree gonna be a problem at the house. Okay, I 99 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,919 Speaker 4: just want to throw that in right here. This past Saturday, 100 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 4: you went to practice, she said, she picked up a 101 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 4: tree and had it online, was gonna be delivered later 102 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 4: that day. 103 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 3: I knew it didn't sound right. 104 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 4: I don't know why it didn't, but you said it 105 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 4: didn't sound right, but I really didn't care at this pump. 106 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 3: So at noon, one of your players. 107 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 4: Got sick, so you canceled the practice. I intended to 108 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 4: go home and help out with the Christmas tree. I 109 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 4: drove up and my daughter was outside shooting hoops with 110 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 4: her friends. 111 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 3: She said. 112 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 4: Her mom and mister Tim was inside putting up the tree. Now, 113 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 4: right here, let me show you where this letter has 114 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 4: to turn for me. 115 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 3: The only tim I know. 116 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 4: Is my wife's ex boyfriend that drives a truck like 117 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 4: the one in front of my house. Now right there, 118 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 4: I'm no longer walking into the house. 119 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 3: I'm rolling up into the house at top speed. 120 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 4: I ain't on the door and the doe in. That's 121 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,359 Speaker 4: where we're at right now. I walk in and my 122 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:12,839 Speaker 4: wife was disheveled and acting jumping. I hugged her and 123 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 4: I could smell cologne all over her neck. Let me 124 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 4: stop this letter right here, because what's happening at this 125 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 4: point in the letter. 126 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 3: There's no more typing. 127 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 2: At this point, you're done with all of that. 128 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 4: We're now in the process of a crime being committed. 129 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 4: When we come back, I'll share with you the crime 130 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 4: and the amount of time that I'm receiving in front 131 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 4: of the jail. 132 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 2: Thanks. All right, you heard it from Steve's own mouth. 133 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 1: We'll have part two of his response coming up in 134 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter, subject behind. 135 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 2: The Christmas Tree. We'll get back into it right after this. 136 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 2: You're listening hard Morning Show. 137 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's tree letter, 138 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: subject behind the Christmas tree. 139 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 4: This man of basketball coach fourteen years, been married fourteen years. 140 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 3: He disheveled this. 141 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,119 Speaker 4: I mean he's a little under pressure this year because 142 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 4: of the playoffs in basketball, and his wife won't say, 143 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 4: I have a Christmas tree up by December first, he's under 144 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 4: too much pressure to worry about a tree. But so 145 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 4: she orders one online, said that to be here by 146 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 4: noon and deliver it. He said, okay, he going to 147 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 4: go to practice. Go to practice, find out one of 148 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 4: the players is sick, so he counsels practice. Obviously this 149 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 4: is a star player. There ain't no need of run 150 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 4: in this office because you got the whole office running 151 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 4: through this boy. Because you got Michael Jordan on your team. 152 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 4: You don't give damn about these other folk kids. If 153 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 4: he's sick, you ain't got a chance winning this damn game, 154 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 4: no way, So let's. 155 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 3: Just cancel practice. 156 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 4: So you go on home and decide that you're gonna 157 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 4: help put up the Christmas tree. You pull up in 158 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 4: your daughter outside shooting hoop with a girlfriend and said where. 159 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 3: Your mom at? 160 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 4: Your mom in the house with mister Tiam putting up 161 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 4: the tree. 162 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 3: Then you say, the only team you know is. 163 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 4: Your wife's ex boyfriend and who drives a truck just 164 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 4: like the one in front of your house. Something's about 165 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,559 Speaker 4: to happen. I'm not walking in the house, I'm running. 166 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 4: I'm not open doors, I'm kicking them in. But he 167 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 4: strolls on up in there. I walked in and my 168 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 4: wife was disheveled and acting jumping. So I hugged her 169 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 4: and I could smell cologne all over her neck. I 170 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 4: pulled her with me as we went to look at 171 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 4: the tree, and I asked her where Tim was. She 172 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,679 Speaker 4: said Tim was behind the tree. Now, let me tell 173 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 4: you something. This is the exact place that the police 174 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 4: would have found Tim if. 175 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 3: We was at my house. Behind the tree. Behind the tree. 176 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,679 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, let make sense. 177 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 4: Because that's where the busted Tim's head open. Yeah, and 178 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 4: Tim would have been behind and that same damn tree. 179 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 4: So she said he was behind the tree, securing it 180 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 4: to the base. I walked over to Tim and tapped 181 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 4: his foot. See that right there, that's not happened. I'd 182 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 4: have stalked his foot, broke his ankle, so when we 183 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 4: start fighting, he'll be on one leg. That's That's how 184 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 4: i'd have started get the advance. We're gonna fight. 185 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,920 Speaker 3: Huh, you want to get licked the advantage? 186 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, So I tapped his foot told him to come 187 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 4: out and leave my house. 188 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 3: Tim said, this is what Tim said. 189 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 4: He was just helping out since I was too busy 190 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 4: to do what needed to be done. Now, how does 191 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 4: Tim know this yeah, about my house because she's been 192 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 4: sharing y'all's marital business with Tim. How does Tim feel 193 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 4: comfortable enough to come over your house to put up 194 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 4: a tree? Why is Tim talking back to me after 195 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,960 Speaker 4: I had just tapped him on his foot? 196 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,439 Speaker 2: Then you said. 197 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 4: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me 198 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 4: as Tim walked out. Another question, How it's Tim walking 199 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 4: out of this house? Now, Tim is going to leave 200 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 4: this house, but walking will not be how he leaves. 201 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 3: I have some options, and it's only two. 202 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 4: You'll be leaving this house on a gurney, or you'll 203 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 4: be leaving this house. 204 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 3: In the body bag. 205 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 4: But either way, you can't walk on the gurney and 206 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 4: you can't walk once they zip up the body bag. 207 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 3: That's not Tim. 208 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 4: So I don't know how Tim punk asked and walked 209 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,680 Speaker 4: out the house, and my wife ain't strong enough to 210 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 4: grab me and keep me. Mardorie can't keep me from 211 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 4: kicking a man ass if that's what I'm fit to do. 212 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 4: My wife not that strong. My wife has seen me 213 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,040 Speaker 4: mad one time since we've been mad. 214 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 3: I mean really really mad, she said, Steve. 215 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. You just you swoll up, 216 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 4: you swoll up. I had I had to get all 217 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,520 Speaker 4: the workers out this house. Okay, cool, but now you understand, 218 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:27,960 Speaker 4: well I'm capable of So now why Tim is walking 219 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 4: out of this house or not? And she said it's 220 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,440 Speaker 4: your fault and you shouldn't be upset. I told her 221 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 4: she's filed for having her ex in her in our house. 222 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,280 Speaker 4: I don't even how y'all having this conversation. She doesn't 223 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 4: see the situation. From my point of view, I would 224 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 4: have gave her another view of Tim. Anyway, you have 225 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 4: found out that Tim can't fight you to find out 226 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,079 Speaker 4: Tim ain't all that you have found out, Tim, little punk. 227 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,720 Speaker 4: You'd have found out a lot of stuff about Tim 228 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 4: that day. So you hang your hat on your little eggs. 229 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,720 Speaker 4: You have found out why he your ex see that day. 230 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 4: Uh So she doesn't see the situation at this point 231 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 4: of view. So I love to invite my ex girlfriend 232 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 4: over and ask her to bring one of her amazing 233 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 4: chocolate cakes. I wonder if my wife would get a thing. 234 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 4: I'm very vindictive, should I do it now? Women ain't 235 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 4: as stupid as men, dog, so I'm pretty sure this 236 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 4: woman is gonna have a lot of questions when you 237 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 4: ask her to bring one of these delicious chocolate cakes 238 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 4: over your house. Why don't your funker ask wife make 239 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,079 Speaker 4: you a chocolate cake since that's who you. 240 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 3: Married, and you didn't marry me. 241 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 4: So I wouldn't call your ex girlfriend talking about no 242 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,439 Speaker 4: damn cake because you fin to get way mode and cake. 243 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 3: Doe. 244 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 4: I think you ought to invite this girl over now. 245 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 4: But I do think you need to rerun this letter 246 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 4: and start this letter back over to where you tapped 247 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,360 Speaker 4: him on his foot and he came from behind that tree, 248 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 4: and this whole letter need to be written. That chalk 249 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 4: mark is behind the tree, yellow tape is round the tree, 250 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 4: and the corner's office has some detectives is outside. I'm 251 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 4: downtown behind them for which piece of glass telling y'all 252 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 4: this strawberry letter cause I don't have a computer in prison. 253 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: Thank you for all you're listening. 254 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 2: Morning Show