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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry letter. Here's the subject

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Speaker 1: for today. My wife is living like she's single, living

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Speaker 1: my past life right now. The nephew is here though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with today's praying phone call. What you got for us now?

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Speaker 1: Brand spanking new this one. It's called triple cast here

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Speaker 1: for the nineteen You know, you know, if three people

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Speaker 1: passed and they can you know the family might not

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Speaker 1: have enough money for all them. Cass just one cast,

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Speaker 1: triple three people one case. The concept this can work

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Speaker 1: some money, they can listen help you. Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 1: Are you Calvin? How you doing? My name is Brandon Man,

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Speaker 1: Brandon Giles. UM, I'm calling. We've somebody that has passed.

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Speaker 1: Actually three people we passed away. Well, I thank you

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Speaker 1: for that man. It was kind of expected, so you know,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,

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Speaker 1: but all in all, you know, we're still grieving about

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Speaker 1: losing our loved ones. But but I wanted to give

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Speaker 1: you all the call. We we're trying to um pick

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Speaker 1: a particular funeral home on who we want to um

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Speaker 1: take care. Yes, yes, sir, Yes, sir, Okay, we can

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Speaker 1: definitely help you with that. And uh, once again, I

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Speaker 1: just want to you know, just let you know that

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Speaker 1: we can pretty much do the whole game that we

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Speaker 1: we can make sure that your need to take and

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Speaker 1: from you know, from from now on. Um, we're here

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Speaker 1: for you. You wanted to get that out. What is

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Speaker 1: your mean need? Uh? You said three people? Sir? Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you as

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Speaker 1: customized caskets? Yes, we do go plating, uh, engraving. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We even have a new thing where we can put

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Speaker 1: the picture of the personality outside like a semigloss coating.

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Speaker 1: That's a couple of hours. Yeah, I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: need that all. No goal or nothing like that. Listen,

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Speaker 1: listen what I wanna do. Is it any way that

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Speaker 1: you could maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate

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Speaker 1: three people? Um? Uh yes, like we we we can.

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Speaker 1: We can customize each individual casket for each individual family. No, no, Calvin,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask. What I'm saying is if

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Speaker 1: I want to like like I like I said, deep,

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Speaker 1: my could they was all close? You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: have a problem with all three of them being in

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Speaker 1: the same casket. I get you. Um uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: to my knowledge is as far as I've been in

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Speaker 1: this business, I've never uh, I'm not really sure we

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Speaker 1: can actually do that. I mean, I mean, if it

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Speaker 1: was the problem, if we can get them all in there,

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Speaker 1: and well, sir, I mean I think that's a I

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Speaker 1: don't even think if for one, it's legal in this

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Speaker 1: state or any state, three people in one casket, um,

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Speaker 1: and ethics wise, I I, uh, that's not really something

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Speaker 1: that how can I say that we actually you know,

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Speaker 1: but if you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought

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Speaker 1: to be able to put there's many people in there,

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Speaker 1: if you make it deep enough and wide enough to

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Speaker 1: get three people in there. Right, Well, the customization is

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Speaker 1: is the outer side of the casket and maybe you

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Speaker 1: know some people uh even put TV screens on the

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Speaker 1: inside or some of their their their loved ones, memorable mementos.

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Speaker 1: We customize it for that, you know. Color wise. Uh

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Speaker 1: so what about when when is a person real big uh?

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Speaker 1: You know he is that person? You know, you gotta

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Speaker 1: have a casket that can accommodate them. Right. But okay,

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Speaker 1: so so you want to be able to put You

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Speaker 1: ought to be able to put three people in one

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Speaker 1: casket if they can fit, if you put to one

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Speaker 1: way in one other way, then you ought to be

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Speaker 1: a have all three of them in there one time. Um,

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Speaker 1: is there anybody else around you and your family that

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Speaker 1: can help talk uh with me about this? I'm talking

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate

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Speaker 1: my cousins and get them straight. And I'm asking you

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Speaker 1: can we get them in a casket, that one casket

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Speaker 1: that can accommodate three people if you put two pillars

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Speaker 1: on in one pillars that's not something we're really h

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Speaker 1: just used to doing, cabin but I'm calling you telling

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Speaker 1: you that's the way I want this customized. Man A brother, Look, brother, brother,

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Speaker 1: just just chill out with custard, all right. So we're

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Speaker 1: trying to get three people. Yeah, I have a standard plan,

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Speaker 1: it would be a low end standard plan for three

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Speaker 1: individual caskets. We ain't got We don't have enough money

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Speaker 1: for three individual caskets. I keep telling you that we

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Speaker 1: got room for one casket. We we just need to

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Speaker 1: big enough. Man, you could get everybody in then close

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Speaker 1: the dope. I'm not I'm not. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: go back and forth with you, sir. I know this

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Speaker 1: is a time. Then you ain't gonna go back and

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Speaker 1: forth with me. Building to our knees. I can bury

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Speaker 1: my family. I don't really know what to tell you, sir,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying. Don't

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Speaker 1: you tell me you're gonna get three people in the

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Speaker 1: casket looking good? To do that? You hauling that? Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm the one going through bereathing. I understand that, but

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Speaker 1: you are. You're ugage. We can't do it, brother, you

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Speaker 1: hear me? Not? Not no hold on my cousin. Them

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Speaker 1: said they wanted to you, No, sir, No, okay. Look,

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Speaker 1: look hey man, y'all gonna bury these three people, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna put all three of them in the same

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Speaker 1: damn cask, two on one, one on one end and

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Speaker 1: one on the other. One. Man, sir, if you're drinking,

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Speaker 1: ain't nobody let me tell you something. Man, let me

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Speaker 1: say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: so Calvi Calvin, let me say this to you. Either

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Speaker 1: y'all gonna bury my cousin is the way I want it,

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Speaker 1: or Calvin you're gonna get your who are you talking to?

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Speaker 1: That's what's going now. Now, now, now that's it, right there, sir.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to be as professional as I can.

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Speaker 1: This whole conversation is as crazy as it is. But now,

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Speaker 1: ain't nothing crazy about no, no, no, no no, I tell you,

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Speaker 1: I want you to bury my cousin. Come on down here.

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Speaker 1: I got some place to put your body and your

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Speaker 1: cousin's body. How about that? Huh? Yeah? Because you know

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Speaker 1: you don't you don't sound too damn confident. You don't

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Speaker 1: sound too confident, Calvin. I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, this ain't the place

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Speaker 1: and I'm not the one. You will be in the

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Speaker 1: ground messing it us matter fact. If you come here,

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Speaker 1: you up? How about that? Okay? Calvin? Okay, Calvin, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna be

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Speaker 1: down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

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Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew timt me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got prank, Calvin, Yo,

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Speaker 1: y'all have me ready to whip somebody? Lets tell y'all

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Speaker 1: I just want to love Reginald. That works. Yes, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna with Reggie. You bet watch what you drink?

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Speaker 1: You bet watch with your team. I'm on your to revenge. Man, Hey, Calvin,

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Speaker 1: give me this man, what's the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you know

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Speaker 1: it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all got

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Speaker 1: got me? Got me, y'all ain't with me. I'm just

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Speaker 1: like two bodies this boy, one body this way, hand

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Speaker 1: to three differ from pillows. We work that thing. Three

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Speaker 1: bodies in the cast. Yeah, well you're probably gonna need ten,

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Speaker 1: j You're probably gonna need five on each side. But

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Speaker 1: but you saved some money. Jay Dolly. It's like like

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Speaker 1: cask bunk beds for three people. All right, I got

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Speaker 1: a bad idea. Go ahead and let me just put

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Speaker 1: him in there fold alright. Stupid is on the loose, Baby,

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Speaker 1: tamp up floud. I'm coming to the improv. That is

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Speaker 1: January twenty six, Thursday, Friday Saturday. That is the first

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Speaker 1: stop of the year from the Nephew January six. I'm

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Speaker 1: at the improv, baby, I thank you enough. Up next

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Speaker 1: is my Strawberry letter for today, subject to my wife

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Speaker 1: is living like she's single. I'm living in my bath

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Speaker 1: and going back and forth with you.