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Speaker 1: Hey friends, it's mister Jim and welcome back to kid

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Speaker 1: Short Stories. Hey do you love critters of all shapes

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Speaker 1: and sides? Well? I do, and we need you on

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Speaker 1: our team of critter protectors. You see, we are always

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Speaker 1: looking to protect the critters around us, both around the

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Speaker 1: world and in our backyards. So if that sounds fun

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Speaker 1: to you, I want to send you a free critter

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Speaker 1: badge in the mail. Check the show notes below for

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Speaker 1: your bands to fill out the form for the free

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Speaker 1: badge that I will send you in the mail. Well,

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Speaker 1: are you ready for part two of this adventure? Me too,

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Speaker 1: Let's go. As Malachi and Alex left their class picnic,

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Speaker 1: they had to run back to their house to get

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Speaker 1: their jet pack to fly to HQ. They were given

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Speaker 1: instructions of coming to HQ so that they could be

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Speaker 1: painted purple to blend in with all the purple Ninjas.

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Speaker 1: They were both a little excited about getting covered in

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Speaker 1: purple paint. Have you ever been covered in purple paint before?

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Speaker 1: I definitely have not, and I don't think I ever

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Speaker 1: will will unless HQ needs me to do that. If

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Speaker 1: they need me to blend in as a purple Ninja,

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Speaker 1: then it just might happen, Malachi, Alex, it's great to

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Speaker 1: see you, said HQ. Come on with us and we

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Speaker 1: will get you fully painted in purple. So what is

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Speaker 1: this going to be like, said Alex? Is it gonna hurt?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: What kind of paint does this? Will it ever come off?

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Speaker 1: Is it permanent? Oh, don't worry it. It's not permanent paint.

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Speaker 1: It will come off with just a simple bathwash. But

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Speaker 1: just make sure that you never wash your hands during

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Speaker 1: this mission because it will wash the purple paint right

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Speaker 1: off of your hands. Dually noted, said Malachi. All right,

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Speaker 1: so how where do we get started? Just step inside

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Speaker 1: some purple paint. Oky DOOKI, let's go Alex. Malachi and

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Speaker 1: Alex jumped into the room and immediately we're sprayed with

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Speaker 1: purple paint. From head to toe and every finger they

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Speaker 1: were covered in purple paint. Holly smokes, Alex, you look

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Speaker 1: just like a purple ninja, laughed Malachi. You should see yourself,

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Speaker 1: said Alex. You seriously look like a purple ninja. All right, spies,

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Speaker 1: great job. We need you to add to these coordinates

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Speaker 1: and secretly break into their underground facility. Figure out a

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Speaker 1: way to get rid of all that garlic they keep

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Speaker 1: infusing into all the foods. Good luck. Malachi and Alex

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Speaker 1: walked out the front door of HQ. All right, I guess,

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Speaker 1: I guess we're Purple Ninjas now, oh, said Alex. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, we don't have any time to waste. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Malachi was the first to blast off in his jetpack,

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Speaker 1: with Alex close behind. They had the coordinates for their

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Speaker 1: secret base that the Purple Nines were at, but they

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Speaker 1: had to make sure that they landed far enough away

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Speaker 1: so that they wouldn't see their jetpacks. They had to

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Speaker 1: walk the rest of the distance to get into the lab.

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Speaker 1: All right, Alex, let's set her. Let's land over there,

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Speaker 1: said Malachi, pointing to a field on the other side

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Speaker 1: of a hill from their underground base. They landed down

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Speaker 1: Do you think this is gonna work? Said Alex. Uh

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Speaker 1: I hope so, said Malachi. There's no better way to

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Speaker 1: find out. Then let's just go try and walk right in.

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Speaker 1: As Malachi and Alex walked towards the front door of

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Speaker 1: this underground secret base, it was swarming with purple ninges.

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Speaker 1: Look at all the purple nines, said Alex. There's gotta

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Speaker 1: be like fifty of them. He was right, they were everywhere,

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Speaker 1: but thankfully, Malachi and Alex looked just like all the

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Speaker 1: other purple ninjas. They walked towards the front door and

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Speaker 1: stepped inside completely undetected. It's working, Alex. They think we're

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Speaker 1: gotta stick to the mission. As they walked down a

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Speaker 1: purple ninjas, they quickly realized how terribly smelly this base was. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it was super super stinky. But that is when they

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Speaker 1: overheard some really important information.

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Speaker 3: All right, guys, we need to recalibrate the machine that

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Speaker 3: is extracting all the stink out of our garlic. I'm good, Charlie.

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Speaker 3: Can you check that calibrator over there? Oh, definitely. We

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Speaker 3: just have to make sure that that's calibration stays up,

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Speaker 3: you know, around three point four to seven, because if

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Speaker 3: and actually start to smell nice. It's it's very complicated,

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Speaker 3: to a number over three point four seven?

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Speaker 1: Maliki? Did you hear that? Whispered Alex. Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 1: I think that's got to be the way.

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Speaker 3: Hey, who aren't you to I've never seen any two before?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing here? What's your mission?

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Speaker 1: We're just here to calibrate the you know, the stinking

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Speaker 1: machine we were We're highly trained calibrators, said Malachi.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of you before. I thought I was

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Speaker 3: the only one that knew how to calibrate it. And

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Speaker 3: your voice sounds kind of strange, but uh, okay, you

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Speaker 3: could go for it. Just make sure you follow a protocol.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're expert protocol followers, said Alex.

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Speaker 3: Right, I'll be back in five minutes to check up

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Speaker 3: on you. Okay, yep, sounds good. Charlie Tia waved Malachi.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he bought it? Said Alex. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but we only have five minutes. You gotta hurry, said Malachi.

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Speaker 1: They rushed over to the calibrator on this machine. It

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Speaker 1: had this dial on it that you know when you

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Speaker 1: turned it it there was some numbers above it, and

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Speaker 1: so you know, they just had to turn it to

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Speaker 1: What was that number again, whispered Alex. It was three

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Speaker 1: point four to seven, said Malachi. Grabbed onto the dial

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Speaker 1: and turned it to the right. All right, a little

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Speaker 1: bit more, a little more? All right, how about we

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Speaker 1: go to five. Do you think that'll do the job? No, Malchi,

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Speaker 1: just put it all the way to the right. Make

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Speaker 1: it the biggest number it can. I think that'll get

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Speaker 1: rid of the stink for good. Malachi turned the dial

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Speaker 1: bigger and bigger and bigger until wait a minute, what

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Speaker 1: has happened? Said Alex. I don't know, but we should

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Speaker 1: probably get out of here, said Malachi, as they both

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Speaker 1: out of their fast. Hey, hey, what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Deod other ninja? You let call break the machine?

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Speaker 2: Totally broken and now it's not gonna work over a kid.

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Speaker 1: Wan here talking about he said he know what he

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Speaker 1: was doing. Oh now does that mean we're all.

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Speaker 2: Out of garlic sticky juice? Now, dude, we'll never be

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Speaker 2: able to make this a good This is a one

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Speaker 2: time cutter machine.

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Speaker 1: As Malachi and Alex ran away as fast as they

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Speaker 1: could into the forest to get their jet packs. They

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Speaker 1: were laughing along the way. Can you leave it, Alex

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Speaker 1: said Malachi. I know that was a say. They totally

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Speaker 1: they thought we were real purple ninjas, said Alex. Come on,

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Speaker 1: let's get out of here and get back to HQ

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Speaker 1: and get washed up. Malachai and Alex blasted off headed

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Speaker 1: back towards HQ. As they arrived at HQ, they were

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Speaker 1: immediately surrounded by all of the spies because they still

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Speaker 1: looked like purple Ninjas. It took only a few minutes

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Speaker 1: for them to explain the situation and for them to

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Speaker 1: get cleaned up. Holy smokes, Malachi and Alex, great job,

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Speaker 1: you stop the purple Ninjas from making our food super

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Speaker 1: stinky forever. Even though this is the end of our story,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be the last time our

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Speaker 1: spy team dresses up as a purple ninja the end.

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Speaker 1: Hey friends, I need your help celebrating some birthdays. Drummer

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Speaker 1: roll please, Happy birthday, air And who's six years old.

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Speaker 1: Aaron his Korean, born in Hong Kong and lives in

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Speaker 1: Abu Dabi Wow and she loves to play Poo Poo

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Speaker 1: monster eh with daddy, and she loves everything that is sparkly, rainbowy,

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Speaker 1: pink it, purplely and mommy, Wow, Aaron, I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: we got Selbig you and your big day on the show.

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Speaker 1: Happy sixth birthday, and next up we have Happy Birthday

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Speaker 1: Claire who's turning six years old. Claire is the best

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Speaker 1: big brother to her brother Max. Claire and her dad

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Speaker 1: read Harry Potter every night, and Claire super brave when

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Speaker 1: trying new things. I love hearing that Claire, and I

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Speaker 1: love that we got Selbi you and your big day

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Speaker 1: on the show. Happy six birthday, Claire, and next up

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Speaker 1: we have s Happy birthday Julian who's turning seven years old.

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Speaker 1: Julian loves Geez Peberoni pizza and Desmond Cole ghost patrol books. Wow, Julian,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we got to celebrate you on the

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Speaker 1: show with your big day, Julian, Happy seventh birthday. I'm

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Speaker 1: so glad we got to celebrate you and your big

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Speaker 1: big day hap By seventh birthday. Well, my friends, I

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Speaker 1: hope you all have a super duper day and I'll

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Speaker 1: see you on her next adventure. Bye.