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Speaker 1: You can find interesting people on pretty much any app

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Speaker 1: that you use, Facebook, TikTok. For some reason, there's one

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Speaker 1: app where the nimbi's love to congregate.

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Speaker 2: You know, nimby.

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Speaker 3: What does it mean?

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Speaker 2: It's an acronym for not in my backyard. I've never

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Speaker 2: heard it, but I like it. Nimbies love the app

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Speaker 2: next Door. I don't know what next door.

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Speaker 3: Next Door is like your neighborhood app. I try to

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Speaker 3: get on at once, and it is just either missing

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Speaker 3: pets or people complaining.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be where neighbors can share information and

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Speaker 1: get help or give help, build connections with the people

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Speaker 1: living near them, just give us like a sense of

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Speaker 1: community and togetherness that we're like, hey, we're having a garage.

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Speaker 2: It's weird, But.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it morphs into a gossiping, complaining, passive.

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Speaker 2: Aggressive success pool.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that's why a list came out of the

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Speaker 1: funniest real posts on next door that'll make you a

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Speaker 1: appreciate having sane neighbors. Let's get into this number seven.

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Speaker 1: The subject line says, and this is with clap emojis

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Speaker 1: between every word. Okay, stop locking your cars after eight pm?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Is it a criminal trying to break in. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: making it really hard for me to steal.

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Speaker 1: If they say some of us have small children and

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Speaker 1: would appreciate if you lock your car with the beat

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Speaker 1: beep noise before eight pm.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: If it's not, then at least disarm the beat beet

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Speaker 1: noise from underneath your hood. Once you have parked your car,

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Speaker 1: lock it and be done with it. Otherwise, I assume

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Speaker 1: you're hiding drugs or selling illegal substances from your car.

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Speaker 1: I already have one neighbor on my radar for drugs,

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Speaker 1: and I will call the police if it continues. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine the cops getting a call though from that

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Speaker 1: person that's like, oh my gosh, I heard somebody lock

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Speaker 1: their car outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's eight oh one. Officer's not down yet.

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Speaker 1: Number six. The subject is please help. Oh they say,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of butter. Please drop a stick at the

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Speaker 1: corner of blank and blank between two and four a m.

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Speaker 2: Sunday morning, like a drug deal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it was butter standing for something else.

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Speaker 1: Or I think it's just real butter. They say, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to meet people. I don't want any new friends.

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Speaker 1: I just need butter. Butter is important to me.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's Alexis. She developed a bad habit after her

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Speaker 3: summer challenge.

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Speaker 2: We know she doesn't need butter for her mac and cheese.

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Speaker 3: Like I just eat it by the stick.

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Speaker 1: Scar Number five, The subject line possible cult activity at

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Speaker 1: Nixon Library.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's funny.

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Speaker 1: Because we know it's probably not a library.

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Speaker 2: You be the judge, they say.

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Speaker 1: During my entirety of my library visit, which was about

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Speaker 1: an hour, I watched this man stare at photos of

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Speaker 1: Gary Busey on the computer and print them off.

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Speaker 3: It is strange.

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Speaker 2: I do not know what.

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Speaker 1: His agenda is, but I have a feeling it could

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Speaker 1: be a cult or Illuminati related Stay vigilant, good night,

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Speaker 1: And they include a photo of the guy at the computer.

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Speaker 2: Still looking up Gary pictures. Come on, leave his dood alone.

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Speaker 3: Baby's looking up pictures for Halloween.

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Speaker 1: We're looking at the funniest real posts from people on

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Speaker 1: the app next door, and they're gonna make you feel

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Speaker 1: lucky to live next to your sane neighbors.

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Speaker 2: Number four.

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Speaker 1: The subject are these your pets? Says, is anybody missing?

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Speaker 1: A German shepherd and a black and white goat.

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Speaker 2: They both interested the combination.

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Speaker 1: They both showed up at our house this morning, and

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Speaker 1: they appeared to be on an adventure of some sort

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Speaker 1: movie script writings.

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Speaker 2: Not sure where they went. Good luck, here's a picture

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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 3: They're so cute.

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Speaker 2: I love it. Number three, the subject my mailbox.

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Speaker 1: Someone keeps farting in my mailbox late at night. I

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Speaker 1: can hear it outside the window because it echoes off

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Speaker 1: the tin. Then I smell it every time I check

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Speaker 1: my mail. This is getting old and is extremely childish.

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Speaker 1: My bills and coupons smell so bad I can't even

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Speaker 1: pay them or use them at the grocery store. If

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Speaker 1: you know of the flatulent phantom, please reply back.

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Speaker 3: I mean this is a reason to get a ring doorbell.

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Speaker 3: Get the video of however this is happening. It has

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Speaker 3: to be a tall person. There's no way a short

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Speaker 3: person could in a mailbox too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah someone, Yeah, two kids, one on the other shoulders.

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Speaker 2: Get a little step stool. Yeah yeah, Brook, you gotta

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Speaker 2: get creative.

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Speaker 1: Number two the subject line suspicious behavior.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I saw my neighbor drive up to their house, open

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Speaker 1: the garage door from inside their vehicle and drive in,

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Speaker 1: then close the door behind them. It was last night,

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Speaker 1: around five point thirty PM. Did anyone else see this after?

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Speaker 2: This is there?

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Speaker 1: Typically they park in the driveway, but last night they

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Speaker 1: parked inside the garage. I've made a report, but I

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Speaker 1: want to keep others on the lookout for this type

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Speaker 1: of behavior. It just makes me nervous for this to

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Speaker 1: be happening in my neighbors.

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Speaker 3: Interesting that like it never dawns on them that they're

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Speaker 3: the creepy person.

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Speaker 2: It's always like I'm helping in case you want to.

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Speaker 1: They do have a description of the vehicle vehicle one

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Speaker 1: type truck, one truck see it beware?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I bet.

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Speaker 3: They locked their doors after eight pm sometimes too.

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Speaker 1: And the number one weird funny posts somebody actually left

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Speaker 1: on next door.

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Speaker 2: We haven't covered number one yet.

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Speaker 1: They put up this picture of a pretty tall sunflower.

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Speaker 2: It's like just above the fence of their neighbor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Those are cool, they can get so big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And they wrote, my neighbor has this suspicious flower

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Speaker 1: peeking into my backyard.

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Speaker 2: It does look like a face.

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Speaker 1: Looking at it does look I couldn't get close enough

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Speaker 1: to see if there was a hidden camera inside.

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Speaker 2: Is this even legal?

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Speaker 1: Not sure if I should call the cops or the FBI?

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Speaker 2: None I don't know. The FBI needs a case like.

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Speaker 3: This suspicious sunflowers. Before you go it, the tulips are

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Speaker 3: going to be on board.

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Speaker 1: The next Door is such like an endless treasure trove

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Speaker 1: of hilarious posts. We have to do more of these,

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Speaker 1: but those are some of the funniest real posts left

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Speaker 1: on next Door.

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Speaker 2: We'll do your phone tap right after this