WEBVTT - That's Why I Squat Over The Sink 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.800 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio of the 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:19.360 George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Kaddy. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:35.600 Armstrong and Jackie and he Armrong live of the American Roadway. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.560 While Joe is in a deadly lit room deep in 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:45.080 the bowels of the Armstrong and getting communicating Jabba. Today, 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:47.360 we are under the futleage of our general. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:52.879 Manager U Pennsylvania vote Counters. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:55.400 Pennsylvania vote Counter. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:56.960 Yeah. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:01:00.840 Yeah, it's really an interesting case and and worth paying 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.920 attention to judges in California and Pennsylvania saying, hey, we 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.440 told you not to count votes without signatures, you're still 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:09.040 counting them. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.759 Stop it or we will put you in jail. Stop 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:12.360 the steal. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:14.559 Wow. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.840 I've seen some social media stuff. I couldn't really get 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.440 a grasp of whether or not it was something to 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.640 actually be upset about. But the people are doing things untoward. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:25.440 Oh yeah, absolutely So in the Pennsylvania Supreme Court weighed 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.480 in and said you got to cut it out. So yeah, 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:33.800 they are knowingly defying the previous court ruling that said 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.400 if it's not signed, it's not dated, it doesn't count. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:41.280 But the Democrats in certain districts are continuing to count 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:43.440 those votes in defiance of the judge's orders. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.600 Now, the governor Shapiro made a statement yesterday that made 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.520 it sound like Republicans were doing it in Republican counties 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:52.440 and Democrats were doing it in Democrat counties. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:53.520 Do you have any sense of that. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:57.320 I do not have information to that effect. That does 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:58.840 not mean it doesn't exist. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:04.760 No, either. But if everybody's cheating in every county for 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.480 each side and it's just a matter who cheats better, that's. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.359 No way to run an election, right right, Interesting, Yeah, 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.000 we'll have to dig into that. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:13.520 Also. 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:14.960 That sounds like. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:19.560 The classic Listen, they said hurtful things, right, we said 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.639 hurtful things when they didn't really. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.600 Say many hurtfuls. Anyway, we'll look into. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:28.760 It, right exactly where you might have You came up 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.200 with a couple of examples, so you could make that statement, 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.359 but it's mostly on one side. That could very much 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:37.240 be true. Can you imagine what would be going on 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.320 in the country right now if it were still up 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:42.680 in the air in Pennsylvania was the deciding state for 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.760 Trump and Harris with all this going on, Oh, I mean, 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.960 it would be awful, just absolutely awful. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.880 Oh, Yeah, non stop, non stop hate and spin and 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.600 inaccurate news stories and goodness snows, what else and everybody 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.919 just had a fever pitch uugh, who needs it. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.680 I'm reporting from America's roadways, and it appears to me 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:06.440 that like about ninety percent of vehicles are burning some 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.600 sort of fossil fuel, which fits in with the news 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.320 of the day. I don't know if you saw the 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.240 chart that at least has had a lot of conversations 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.959 on cable news channels. I was watching today about how 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:21.160 China is working hard to pass everybody as the biggest 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:25.440 polluter of all time on planet Earth. They already are 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:28.960 currently the biggest polluter by a lot, it's not even close. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.280 And they just passed Europe and are now number two 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.680 all time polluter, and they'll be gaining on the United 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:38.880 States later this century and passing us, which makes the 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.160 whole you know, do something in the United States for 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.600 the climate thing seem ridiculous. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:46.920 Yeah, and we just have a gigantic economy and our 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.400 emissions have been declining steadily as we've rained them in. 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.240 But yeah, that trend line has been in that direction 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.280 for the longest time, and now that they've actually gone 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:54.680 where the. 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.440 Trend line clearly stated that they were going. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:01.720 Everybody's aghast, But yeah, absolutely, yeah, we're gonna decimate our 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.920 economy to make some sort of idiotic symbolic gesture. Please 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:10.640 Gavin Newsom and your fellow soft headed climate dreamer stop it. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.680 Well, well, here I am in California ball places where 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.960 we're you know, on the leading edge of electric cars, 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.560 and a parking lot full of cars, and ninety percent 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.479 of them at least are burning some sort of fossil fuel. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:29.120 And the current slick haired governor thinks he's gonna change 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:32.200 that completely within a couple of years. That's hilarious. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:35.560 He's gonna jam it down the throats of Cali Unicornians 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:40.400 to no effect. That's you know, if you could even 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.080 come to the table with an argument that yes, this 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:47.760 is draconian and probably not constitutional and definitely an enormous 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.720 interference in the free market, But look at that it's 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:54.360 lowered global emissions by ten percent. I mean you'd have 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.760 to take that argument on. But when it's not gonna 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:02.159 do jack squat of good, it's like, what are we 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:03.320 even talking about? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:09.279 Well, and imagine the pressure points you would need to 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.719 get all of these cars I'm looking at replaced by 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.799 electric cars by twenty thirty. Is that what he's claiming? 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.400 What would it take to get that to happen? Where 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.480 are all these cars gonna go? Are you gonna sell 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.360 them to other states? I mean, I can't even imagine 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.080 the logistics of how that would happen. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:29.039 Just a little preview. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.240 One of my favorite writers has unleashed one of the 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:36.320 greatest descriptions of the emperor's new clothesishness of the last 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.440 several years. And now it's time to call bull crap 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:43.479 on all the bull crap. And one of the you know, 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.839 one of the areas he touches on is climate change 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:53.800 alarmism and these ridiculous, meaningless, purposeless, incredibly expensive gestures we're 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.880 all supposed to make. We've got to call crap on 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:57.520 the crap. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:01.920 Yeah, I want to talk about that more later and 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:05.159 we'll get into that chart that is got a lot 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.760 of people's attention. Rea. China, there's also another China story 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.000 where they have officially turned Hong Kong into China. I mean, 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.000 it was just a matter of time, but it is 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.960 official now. It is a part of the dictatorship, which 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:20.240 is just horrifying with a trial that started yesterday. I'm 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.520 Jack Armstrong, He's Joe Getty on this it is how 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:26.160 did it already get to be Tuesday November nineteenth, he 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.359 or twenty twenty four? We are armstrong in getting and 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.039 we approve of this program. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:31.359 Michael. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.360 I hate to harass you so early in the show, 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.840 but has Greta Tunberg on strike or something that whole 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:39.920 climate change? She's busy, she's off demonstrating in favor of 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:44.159 hamas terrorists. Anyway, let's begin the show officially, now, yeah, 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.520 says Hugh, you little here we go officially. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.400 According to FCC, blah blah blah. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:53.040 Mark Kennedy, who has railed against processed foods and criticized 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:56.039 Trump's diet, seen in this photo enjoying a meal of 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.520 McDonald's on the plane with the President elect. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:09.360 That is a funny story, as we said yesterday, And 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.560 he looks so he looks like like you said, he 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:13.040 looks like. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:17.200 He's not in on the joke, or he realizes the 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.640 joke's on him and he's not digging it. But I 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:24.200 love that that sobly serious, scoldish tone of voice. Kennedy, 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:28.040 who's railed on processed food seen in this photo holding McDonald's. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:32.680 Yeah, it was a joke. It was a joke. Yah. Humorless. 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:35.560 Oh there's a perfect word, and I just can't use 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.040 it on the air because it's rude. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.560 That would have been perfect at the end of that line. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.080 You're right, it doesn't have a little bit of the 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.520 ton of scene here holding the murder weapon. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:51.440 Right, Yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, humorless. Bitty good lord. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.680 But he had to be thinking a little bit of 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:59.680 they're not taking me seriously, are they? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.480 You know, it's funny I have this fits in so 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:08.240 beautifully with my new jehad slash worldview, slash vibe, and 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.239 that is that gen forgive me for the self serving 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.960 nature of this, but gen X will save the world. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.560 And here's here's what I mean. 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.000 And it took a while for a lot of Gen 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.440 xers to wake up and figure it out. But the 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:26.560 one thing that our generation, broadly speaking, and we certainly 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.600 take honorary members who are younger and older, are known 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:33.320 for us. All right, cut the crap, all right, let's 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:37.600 be plain spoken about this. We're not hippies and we're 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:43.440 not like post iPhone gen zers, and we're not climate 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.240 change whacket doodles. And we're not gonna lop off our 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:50.040 son's penis because he's a little effeminate. Can we cut 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.800 the crap here, folks, help Armstrong and. 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.880 Getty cut the crap. This does our rallying cry. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.040 That's pretty good to get that on a T shirt 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.680 or staying on a bullhorn on a street corner or something, one. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.559 Or one or the other. Yes, we grab a bullhorn 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.320 and sel T shirts. We're still working on it. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:12.240 How does mail vague look? 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.120 That's pretty good, pretty solid. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.480 Yeah, cool, it's on the way. And here's the text 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:24.200 line four one five two nine five KFTC. On two 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:30.880 different podcasts yesterday, three of my favorite non partisan pundits 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.480 believe Matt Gates will be confirmed as Attorney General. I 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:37.280 was surprised by that. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:38.320 Hmm. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:44.840 I would be shocked, absolutely shocked. Here would be yeah, yeah, 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:46.600 that's where That's where I was on that. But I 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.480 was surprised that they and these are very smart people 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.720 who've been following this closer and longer than I have, 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.720 and they think he will get confirmed for a variety 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:53.079 of reasons. 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:54.240 Maybe we'll talk about that later. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.680 Yeah, I'd love to hear their reasoning. Uh, here's your 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.079 freedom love and quote of the day. We're going to 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:01.440 do a series on well, continuing the series on famous 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:07.160 quotes about law in general. I'm gonna skip ahead because 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.000 this fits beautifully with my theme of let's cut the crap. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.840 And this is Antonio Viagarosa, a fairly moderate Democrat, former 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.320 mayor of LA among other positions, very handsome, older fellow. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.520 Anyway, we brushed brushed elbows. Is that what you do? 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.160 Bump elbows? Brush elbows at the d N. I don't 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.240 know what you did to him. You just called him handsome, 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:30.520 so it might be things I don't know about. And 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.280 he said the following. Let me be clear, no one 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.800 is above the law. Not a politician, not a priest, 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.120 not a criminal, not a police officer. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.679 We are all accountable for our actions. Boy, you wouldn't 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.840 say that. Currently as mayor of a big city in 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:52.840 Los Angeles, systemic racism has created an endemic society of 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:57.720 white supremacy inequality, where the disenfranchise, through their inequality, have 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:04.240 been forced to outside the law to overcome the white supremacy. Now, 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.680 I like via Garrosis, Let's cut the crap. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:07.760 Mail bag. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:13.079 Was a mailbag at Armstrong yeedtty dot Com is the 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.559 email address. Mike is the past president of the San 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:19.280 Francisco Civil War Roundtable, who points out that today is 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:22.080 the one hundred and sixty first anniversary of the delivery 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.679 of the Gettysburg Address a President Abraham Lincoln. Hu. I 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.720 am a Lincoln file, admittedly, but I consider that one 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:33.520 of the most eloquent pieces of writing ever unleashed by 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.720 the hand of mankind, and one of the most important things. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.520 You know about it, how incredibly short it was. You 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.559 may have great impact with a few words. White people 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:44.040 think they need to speak for an hour and a 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:44.960 half to have impact. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.320 I do not know. Brevity is the soul of wit 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:49.640 going along. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:53.960 David Biddifulumqua Oregon says rights, Hey, I saw an ad 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.480 for you guys on local Eugene TV. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.920 Awesome good job in the belly of the tree hugger piece. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.120 Yeah, that's the good folks at News Talk five ninety 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.120 KUGN shout. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.040 Out to a great radio station. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.040 All right, we flew into Eugene last weekend. They put 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.760 all the makeup on us, got our hair just right, 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.240 set up the lights, and we recorded the TV commercial. 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:17.920 Hi, I'm Jack Armstrong, I'm Joe Getty, etc. My son 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.439 lives in beautiful Eugen. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.280 Well, there you go. Has he seen you on the television? 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.000 Probably not. I don't know. I don't know. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:28.480 We and this is weird, weird in modern America. In 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:31.520 my family, and like most of my friends do talk 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:34.240 about politics, we don't worry about politics. We just love 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.439 each other because we love each other. Oh my gosh, 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.880 it would never come up. My son's a hippie. My 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.600 autistic daughter is like left to trotzky. I think I 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.880 don't know. We're a family. We don't talk about it. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.440 I was watching Morning Joe today, and Joe and Miko 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.480 were some fundraiser thing last night, and they're talking about 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.320 how people were coming up to them and hugging them 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.640 and saying, tell me we're gonna be okay, tell me 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:55.520 we're gonna be okay. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:00.640 Wow. Can you imagine if Kamala harrisond won fifty the States, 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.040 I still wouldn't need anybody to tell me it's gonna 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:03.839 be okay. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.480 Yeah, that reminds me. Good lord. 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.679 The New York Times ran an editorial, let me find it. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:18.240 It's around here somewhere, entitled I'm sixteen on November sixth, 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:23.280 the girls cried and the boys played mindcraft. This is 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.120 a confused young lady who just doesn't know what to 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.439 make of the I tell you what, I'm the editor 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.160 of the New York Times. I start with, I'm sixteen 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.559 and whoa, oh, right there, right there. This is a 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.640 newspaper for grown ups. Okay, you seem to be a 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.760 very bright child. You've written this beautifully, but you don't 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.520 have one tenth of the life experience it takes to 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.600 be telling anybody else what to think. All right, sister, 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:50.520 So go back to geometry class and pipe down. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:53.640 Let's cut the crap. 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:59.040 I'm moving along, William from beautiful Clovis, California. Before I 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:00.640 start my email, I have do you start with the 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:05.200 obligatory few China is mentioned on a previous broadcast. Now 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:06.520 that that's out of the way, I just want to 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.760 remind Jack, Hey, you need to take your trash out tonight. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.600 Don't forget looking to last two weeks. Thank you, there's 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.000 our listeners. Somewhere between a good friends and a friend 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:16.880 and a nagging wife. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.840 Very helpful. Somewhere between a friend and a nagging wife. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.560 Thank you, William for that. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.480 Sean Guys, do we know for sure that Musk hasn't 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:30.240 put one of those brain chips in Trump's skull? Oh 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.600 we don't know that. But who's that, Sean? But thank 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.320 you for asking the question. One of them monkey brain chips? 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:37.800 Who knows? 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:41.080 Maybe that's why Trump's including him in everything. Slipped something 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:46.640 into his medium sized French fries. Trump falls asleep, must 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.720 gets to work, puts one of those brain chips in there, 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:50.360 controls everything. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:55.359 Right, It's possible, uh, Don says Guys and Katie. Companies 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.280 do save on buying the thin toilet paper you were 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:02.200 railing against because if they bought the good stuff, people. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:03.640 Would steal it. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.880 Is that why you buy crappy toilet paper? Because people 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.240 will steal the good one kind? 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:07.680 Yes? 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.680 Oh yeah, I've heard stories even in the building the 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.760 radio ranches in Fathom's being emptied out. They had to 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:15.640 lock everything up and only go with a couple of 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.320 rolls of it. I'm working with, I'm working with people 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:19.760 who would steal toilet paper. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:23.760 I don't believe it, Michael, Yes, No, I never steal 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:24.320 toilet paper. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.120 I wouldn't have no. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.200 Why nobody accused you of it? Why are you denying it? 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:33.160 That's suspicious that I just I can't imagine anybody taking 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:34.120 toilet paper home. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.560 Oh grow up. People steal everything that's not screwed down. 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.240 Well wait a minute, it is screwed down though they're 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.960 in those like enclosed locked right. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:48.000 Whoever, the whoever, the the sadest torture masters are who 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.200 developed those ridiculous toilet paper dispensers. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:52.920 I don't know. It sounds like you want to steal 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:57.080 some I want to hurt those people. Wow. Okay, wow, 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:58.160 I hit a nerve here. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.240 Moving along way make it possible to get more than 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:06.400 one sheet out before it tears. Nice design, That's why 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.440 I squat over the sink. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:12.880 As you know. Let's see moving along. Oh my god, oh. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:17.000 Barbarians, Don writes, let me get to this, trust me bonus. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.880 An indicator on your USB cable would be no good 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:22.800 because PC manufacturers don't mount them all in the same orientation. 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.760 This concludes my ted talk, which I like is a 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.360 sign off. 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:27.840 And then this. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:31.600 From Matt aj Batt, one of the inventors of the 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.560 USB has died. When they lowered his coffin in the hole, 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.760 it didn't fit, so they pulled it up spun it 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:38.440 around and lowered it back into the hole. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:40.920 And then he. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:44.240 Says, fun fact, neither aj Batt nor Dov Moran, the 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:45.960 actual inventors, have actually passed away. 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.120 The joke was too good to pass up. I hear you. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.880 Thank you for that contribution to the conversation. Good stuff. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.840 Ukraine did not take long to start firing those US 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:03.200 made attack ems into Russia. They already are, which then 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.119 gives you an indication of how badly they wanted to. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.439 And I don't know why we waited. Although some of 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:11.880 you are horrified that Biden has taking off the gloves 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.160 and believe that it's a setup to get us into 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.160 World War three before. 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:17.479 Trump is in augarated, I suppose that'll be. There's not 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:20.200 going to be a nuclear war. I hope you're right. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:24.200 Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.680 Well, listen, there's according to a new report, one in 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:31.160 five American adults get their news from social media. Influencers 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:33.959 have somehow in twenty years, we went from Tom Brokaw 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:39.640 to Hottua. 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:43.919 Yeah, there is a new Pew research study out on 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:48.040 where people get their information and how much is social media. 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.040 It's really interesting, so we should get into that later, 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.639 which kind of reminds me. They were talking about ratings 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:57.520 on MSNBC this morning. I think because CNN and MSNBC's 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.239 ratings are so low. I'm looking up at Fox right 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.359 now and there's Carl Rove and it reminded me so 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:03.480 my brother. 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:04.960 Loathes Carl Rove. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:10.280 And it's because in twenty twelve, during the entire election 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.680 cycle between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, Carl Rove was 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.960 going on TV every day explaining how Mitt Romney is 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:20.440 gonna win and the mainstream media is misleading you, and 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.359 it's gonna be hilarious on election Day when everybody figures 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:26.840 this out. And then after it wasn't even close, my 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.560 brother came to the conclusion that he was being. 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:30.480 Lied to by Fox News. 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:34.800 That's exactly what is going on with that huge drop 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:38.440 off on CNN and specifically MSNBC right now, because after 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.920 an entire election season of all those people laughing at 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.159 the idea that Donald Trump could possibly get elected and 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:47.480 here's why the polls are wrong, and here's how crazy 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.400 it would have to blah blah blah blah blah. Then 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:51.600 you wake up on election Day or the day after 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:54.680 and find out, oh, you are all lying to me. Okay, 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:56.159 that was all a bunch of crap. 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:57.080 Kicking my guy. 0:18:57.119 --> 0:18:59.680 I think it is a kicking the gun. Mit. 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:02.720 I think you need to add the delicious icing of 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:06.840 this to that cake, and that would be the absolute 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:12.119 hair on fire, hyperbolic. He's hitler fascist, There'll never be 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:15.360 another an election, blood running in the streets. And then 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:18.560 the next day there's Joe Biden, you know, shaking hands 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:18.960 with the guy. 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:20.720 Come on, that's true. 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:24.200 So you combine those cut the crap, You combine those 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:27.480 two things, and you would have to like reorient yourself 0:19:27.800 --> 0:19:31.280 as to what you're gonna pay attention to or care about, 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:35.159 because oh, you guys didn't actually care and and you 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.160 were lying. So okay, now I need to find something 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:41.320 else to do with my time. Different thing. Right before 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:42.720 we went to break, you said there's not going to 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:47.000 be nuclear war. I mentioned that already today Ukraine is 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:52.760 launching those attack ems into Russia belatedly. In my opinion, 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:57.480 I wish Joe Biden had give him that power long ago. 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:00.880 But you you are not worried about World War three, 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.000 as Donald Trump Junior has been tweeting out. 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:08.360 Yeah, I just I'm not of the camp that is uh. 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:11.919 And it's almost entirely people who are, to my mind, 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:16.360 under sympathetic to Ukraine and over sympathetic to the arguments 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:19.000 of Vladimir Putin who tend to be the most concerned 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.840 about nuclear war. Not not entirely, I mean, who's not 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:24.000 concerned at some level about nuclear war. 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:26.240 I just think number one. 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:32.040 Putin sees the bargaining table rapidly approaching attack of missiles 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.600 or no attackers. And he's got he's got some troublingly 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:39.880 t Czarist impulses, but he's not a nihilist. 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:41.640 He's not like the Mullahs of Iran. 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:45.879 He has strategic objectives that I consider to be evil, 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:48.560 but you know, he didn't ask me, and he will 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:51.679 and nuclear war is absolutely not in those strategic objectives. 0:20:51.720 --> 0:20:56.520 He has many other tools and strategies he can pursue. 0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:57.400 That's a good point. 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:01.080 He wants to be Peter the Great throughout his He 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:05.159 does not want to meet Allah in heaven and is 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:06.719 fine with the destruction of the planet. 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:08.399 So yeah, that is a different thing. 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:10.920 You know, With all due respect to Sun Sue said, 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:13.000