WEBVTT - Cool Dad Helps your Kid Play Hookie

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran the Elvis Durand's phones tab.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your phone have all about? Scary?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Hector wants the phone to have his wife, Christina.

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<v Speaker 4>Christina's been all wound up recently because their son has

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<v Speaker 4>been picking up really bad habits from this kid, Ricky

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<v Speaker 4>at school. And that's probably because Ricky gets it from

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<v Speaker 4>his dad, who pretty much acts like one of the kids.

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<v Speaker 4>So I thought I pretend to be Ricky's dad. Hector's

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<v Speaker 4>going to start to call the Christina and then I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to jump in.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, We'll see what happens in today's phone table.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hey, listen, I just got a call from from

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<v Speaker 5>the school. They just let me know that Greg got

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<v Speaker 5>signed out.

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<v Speaker 6>What yeah, I don't know by you? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>you know Rick's dad, his friend Rick What the why

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<v Speaker 6>of school?

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<v Speaker 1>If the school is over in four days?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 1>The school signed them out as the go to school

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<v Speaker 1>and find out what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a part of any kids are walking?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm working? I don't and he's not allowed to hang

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<v Speaker 2>out with him. She had a smoking cigarettes last time

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<v Speaker 2>he was over there. Did you call Greg's phone?

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<v Speaker 5>I tried calling him. His phone's off, I said him

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<v Speaker 5>texts on replying I I got his phone number. I

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<v Speaker 5>can get him on the horn right now. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>try to call him.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, works that, Dave.

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<v Speaker 5>I got his number from that one thing? Hard right, relaxed,

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<v Speaker 5>Jesus hold on Bostard.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, David, Yeah, what are you doing with Ricky?

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<v Speaker 1>What is just right?

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<v Speaker 2>Our son out of pool without asking permission?

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<v Speaker 1>Risina?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Greg's mother.

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<v Speaker 3>Angry much?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you are sing my kid out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of school with that actual estion?

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<v Speaker 3>Smmate, school's done? Dad days?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you six? Where is your aren't you an adults?

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<v Speaker 1>The handle stuff?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I do, but the struggle is real. Christina.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not legal for you to sign other kids out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of school, FML, parent or guardian. I'm a guardian.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I am gonna punch you in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you should be excited because I'm not charging your

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<v Speaker 4>babysitting fees and you're so and I'm paid for his

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<v Speaker 4>admission into six Flags. Okay, so I'm not even gonna

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<v Speaker 4>charge you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are six Flags? Yeah, you take my son

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<v Speaker 1>ninety miles down the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you I wanted to play in the street. They're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get home? My god?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I call the police?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you on right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? That escalated quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like you're drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>No, slow your role, Okay, slow my role.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care what you paid for. I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>where you are. You bring his ask back here right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't do that. They're waiting online for King Dakar

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<v Speaker 4>right now, hector, how do you feel.

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<v Speaker 2>About this thing to do with this house?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not talking to you. Sorry, by Felicia.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Christina.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, you did pay for him. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 5>not that big of a deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Really thrilling, real bonding.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he didn't even go to school today, having.

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<v Speaker 3>An epic time.

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<v Speaker 2>Epic time? Yeah, what are you? Six years old?

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<v Speaker 3>Zero? Given there? Okay, Christina, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm calling the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you can call the police because this is happening

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you talk like you're a teenage kid because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a cool dad. Oh your cool dad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the cool dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you are. When you're watching out of thereon handcuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen the way you're talking. You sound white girl, wasted, right, Now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is exactly while you're by yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you're hanging out on Friday night, falling sleep at

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<v Speaker 4>eight o'clock on the couch.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting turned up.

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<v Speaker 2>You are on drugs. I'm telling you, he's just trying

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<v Speaker 2>to have a good time.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't have to get personal stuff here.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, pretty soon you'll be shot a clock. You guys in.

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<v Speaker 2>Dave, I know your whole story.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Adrian and all of our friends, we all know.

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<v Speaker 2>All about your wife. You know how she just walked

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<v Speaker 2>out on you because.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever she was ratchet from the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want Greg hanging out with Ricky anyway. You

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<v Speaker 2>are terrible influence. You're like a terrible father.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just jealous because you're a basic bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Tector. Are you actually laughing at this calling your wife

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<v Speaker 2>a bitch? Really? Right?

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<v Speaker 5>You are?

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<v Speaker 2>You're laughing. You're having a good times.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's arms roller coaster.

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<v Speaker 4>Right's gonna get some che ros.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to go on Batman that rides on fleek.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take a selfie three of us. Yeah, you guys

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<v Speaker 3>posted to snapchat.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hey, are you really what I'm saying? I'm calling

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<v Speaker 2>the cops right now, face palm. You guys are all

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<v Speaker 2>on something. I don't know what it is, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not playing the games.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on. I know we're we're on we're all something.

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<v Speaker 3>You know we're on the We're on the radio, on

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<v Speaker 3>the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, okay, anything to make an.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse Christina, What that awkward moment when you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>What this is? Scary?

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<v Speaker 3>Jones melos To ran in the morning show. Got you wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Greg's not at Great Adventures.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's in school.

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<v Speaker 5>I got you solid.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even Elvis Dan's phone tap