WEBVTT - Boomer Apologist with Iliza Shlesin…ger 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:02.480 Hello, Hello, who's there? 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:03.000 Hi? 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:03.520 Chelsea? 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:05.680 Am I speaking to a number one New York Times 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:06.520 bestselling author? 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:07.560 Yes you are? 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.760 Yes, you are six six times over number one New 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:14.320 York Times bestselling author The Phone Call. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:16.720 I will never get tired of getting in my entire life. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:17.720 I can't believe it. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:20.520 Oh my really didn't think I was going to be 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.360 number one this time. I don't know where I got 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.439 that in my head, but I really didn't. I just thought, oh, 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:27.920 it doesn't matter what number I am. I'll be grateful 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.880 to be on the list. And I'm with number one. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:33.479 And then I thought, oh my god, it happened again. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.600 This is my seventh book and my sixth number one 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:41.000 New York Times bestseller. Hell, yes, so Yes, hard work 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:44.000 pays off, that's the truth. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.760 Yes, and you have been working hard. You've been making 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.760 the rounds. You're everywhere right now. 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.480 And it's really exciting to see. I'm currently in south 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:54.000 By Southwest. I'm in Austin, not south By Southwest. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.200 I feel like someone drugged me three days ago because 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.040 my head is so unclear. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.640 I'm not sure what happened yesterday. I didn't even have 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:01.120 a drink. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:04.039 I had four panels and I still feel like someone 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.520 drugged me. So I'm like, what is Maybe I did 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:07.559 drug me and forgot. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.720 I was gonna say, if anyone drugged you, the most 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:10.679 likely culprit is you. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.840 This is true, This is true. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.080 Well, congratulations is so exciting and I'm so happy for you. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:21.280 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.760 Everybody who's listening. I hope you've ordered my book or 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:27.040 you ordered it downloaded an audible or whatever. But yet 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.280 I'll have what she's having because it's going around, and 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:33.039 I have my European dates up. All of my European 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.360 dates are officially up now and for sale on Chelsea 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.960 Himler dot com. And I'll be in Vegas March twenty 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:42.399 first for a live new Brand news stand up show 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.639 March twenty first and April nineteenth, or my next. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:47.440 Two Vegas states for our fans. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.200 Well, I'm so excited. Our guest today, she is so fantastic. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.040 Oh yes, this is a comedian, so you're in for 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.320 a good treat and conversation and a female comedian, someone 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.960 who I have known for years, but I've never really 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.280 oh no, I used to have her on Chelsea Lately 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.400 all the time, but I haven't seen her in years Anyway, 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:09.960 she's hilarious and her name is actually pronounced Eliza Schlessendurr 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:18.160 schlessing gurr. Fuck, it's Eliza Schlessing Gurr. So and she 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.240 has a new special aut So everybody please go and 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.919 watch that. You got to support female comedy guys and girls, 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.359 and you've got to see these pants, and you've got 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.639 to see these pants. Please welcome Eliza's lesson. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:28.960 Gerr. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.000 I have a rule about hot food on a plane. Yeah, 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.800 you can't bring hot food. I hear that because everybody 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:36.480 can smell. 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.720 It, right herbled eggs is a cold food, you know what. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.120 It's just visually gross, but I guess they don't smell. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:43.959 It's not like sulfur. But it is the idea of 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:44.240 it as. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.960 Great should be more than just It shouldn't just be 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.760 hot food. It should there's there should be a list 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.840 of things that are not tenable for a flight, you 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.440 know what I mean? Because hardboiled eggs perfect example of 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:58.000 those could be fine in a container, in a ziplock container, 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:59.959 but as soon as you open the seal, then everyone 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.440 as exposed to that, so you need to swallow those 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:03.720 whole or like. 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.280 The Yeah, Mario two, is that gonna vibe with anyone 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.080 who listens to this member the egg creature that. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.679 Would set off the eggs. Okay, I missed that game. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.799 And remember when times were so simple that you could 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.200 play Super Mario Brothers. I used to get up at 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.480 my friend's sleepovers. We would be like ten eleven years old. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:20.960 And I would set my alarm. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.040 I don't know why I was traveling with an alarm, 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:26.359 but I would get up orly. I got set so 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:28.600 that I could get on the Maria Super Mario Brothers 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:30.480 before the other girls at the sleepover woke up. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:32.399 Because it's like, no, no, no, I'm already on. You can't 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.200 push me off. I was not a schedule. So obsessed. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.240 I miss being that obsessed with something. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.040 Oh I feel like we are obsessed and we don't 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:40.600 realize it. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.560 Like now it's just called an addiction. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.680 Of the phone. You mean, oh yeah, social media. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:46.640 I have to take it off. I have to take 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:47.920 it off every day and put. 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.560 It back on. Where do you take it off of? 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:51.960 I take it off my phone, and then I might 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.080 take it off of your phone, take it off Instagram, 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:55.640 and then I have to do this walk of shame 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.960 where I scroll back to find the password that my 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.880 social media manager keeps for me. But rather than ask her, 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:02.600 I just have it stored to like I'm lying to her, 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.200 Like it's somewhere in my phone and I just go 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.400 and I get it and I just erase it every night. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.560 And sounds like you're lying to her and to yourself. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:13.120 I am, this isrloss. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.240 You're so that makes me want to have a coffee. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:16.400 And I don't even drink coffee. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:18.760 Snack. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.320 I'm not gonna have a snack with that little cookie. Yeah, 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:24.760 I like that. So we're at a nice hotel somewhere far, 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:28.760 far away. I would love a coffee. Thank you. Okay. 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.880 First of all, Eliza Selessinger is here. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.880 She has a new special out which is fucking funny 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.279 as shit. It's called a Different Animal. Are you the 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.159 animal or is the special the animal? 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:39.520 Both? 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.760 I'm the I was just I'm it's different. I think 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:45.480 I'm different. I think I wanted to create something different. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:46.520 I have to say. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.599 First of all, your house is so beautiful, and everyone 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:49.880 knows you have so much money. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.640 Well why does everyone think I have so much money? 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.000 I don't understand where the archways. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.960 It would never occur to me to redo the arch 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:56.880 like doorways. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:58.960 I walked in and you're like, I watched your special 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:00.560 and then for a second I was like, oh no, 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.280 she saw an old one, and like she thinks it's 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.120 the new one. Someone sent you a link, which is 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:10.240 like peak Hollywood Elite. No other podcast had a link. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.479 And I'm like, yeah, because you have people that get 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:13.080 the links. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.520 That is so funny. I mean, you got to sneak. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.560 Nobody has seen this and so I'm blown away, well. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.560 As the first person that's officially seen this special. Besides, 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.719 I'm assuming you or maybe you haven't even seen it 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.080 yet because you don't even have the link. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.080 I can forward you the link if you want. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:31.159 I want to say, Ay, you're very prolific as a 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.200 stand up. This is your seven stand up special. This 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.480 one is on Amazon Prime. Everybody and Amazon and Hulu 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.800 are getting into stand up special so like those are 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.320 good places to watch them too, And everyone now has 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.799 Amazon Prime. I'm assuming I guess not as many people 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:48.080 as Netflix, but it is prevalent and pervasive. I say 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:52.760 that is pervasive. Amazon itself is pervasive. But you have 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.919 such a talent. Thank you, you really do. You really have 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.000 a great My stand up is very much storytelling, and 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.720 you know personal story. You have a very clear talent 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.440 of structuring jokes, premises, punchlines. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:06.960 Would you even talk about in the special? 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.840 You mentioned in the special, But I love your focus 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:13.240 on the different generations about millennials because I don't even 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:13.880 know what am? 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:14.400 What am I? 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.160 Your generation x x X Okay, so it goes from 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:18.520 generation X then millennial. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.159 I hoping i'd say gen Z. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:24.160 I hope not Noo. Yeah, fucking annoying gen Z. So 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:26.560 then gen X No, I'm goes. 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.359 It goes well if you go youngest to whatever, it's alpha, 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:32.680 which is what my child is or will be gen 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:39.839 Z millennial millennial or xennial millennial, elder millennial, which is 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:45.359 what I am Generation X baby boomer, silent generation, and 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:46.280 then our forefathers. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.400 Okay, so I just know that I'm not a boomer, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.720 so I'm the generation after the boomer, Okay. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:52.400 I really I mean. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:54.880 And also when you look up generations, it's like sometimes 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.840 they say, oh, eleven to fifteen years and then sometimes 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.599 it's a decade, and it's there's different definitions of it all. 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.679 But never mind that you and your special, you really 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:09.160 delineate what the differences are between all of these with 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:13.360 a lot of attitude and anger towards towards younger generations 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:13.720 from not. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.200 Working title attitude and anger, a lot. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.640 Picking up the baton after you guys, After millennials just 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:25.440 like laid out everything for future generations, They're just like, wait, 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:26.360 what what do we do? 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:27.640 The first of all, I would. 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:28.960 Just like to go on the record and say boomers 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.760 are the worst ones because they ruined our planet and 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.840 they they did they well they did now they had 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.880 a lot of baby. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.840 Can I say something apologists? Not of them were apologists. 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:44.800 She's an elder millennial boomer apologist. I have to say. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.200 There's this thing I wrote about this in my book, 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.960 like when you accuse a generation of something like what 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.560 are we expecting that boomers are going to collectively come 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.960 together and be like we're so sorry when we all 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.000 have those Amazon accounts, like we all postmate stuff, we 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.680 all order stuff from overnight. So while they may have 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.720 laid the groundwork in terms of like disruptive oil practices 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.240 and stuff like that, like we contribute to it with 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.040 every frivolous purchase, with every sheen hall, boomers didn't invent that. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:12.800 So they laid the groundwork but the. 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:16.040 Perpetuation of it is definitely on all of our shoulders, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.160 especially generation Zee. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:19.320 What is a sheene hall. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.440 A sheene hall is where you buy a bunch of 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.120 clothes from Sheen from like fast fashion, and then you 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:26.960 try them all on and then you kind of throw 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.640 them away, but they were gonna dissolve anyway, and that 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:33.040 like rose to popularity in the pandemic, so you'd get 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:36.280 people that weren't really mindful, didn't really I guess we're 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.760 ignorant too. Fast fashion and that like Sheen and H 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:41.560 and M are like the number one pollutants of fast 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.960 fashion on this planet. So you would just order like 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.920 fifty pieces of clothes for like a dollar, and you'd 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.559 try them all on and then maybe you throw them away, 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:50.520 you know, or something like that. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.559 And so that's that's what a sheen hall is. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:53.120 Okay. 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:54.520 I thought you were going to say, then you return 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:55.960 everything because you don't want it. 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:58.400 No, some would say that's even worse for the planet, 0:08:58.440 --> 0:08:59.480 because then it's going back on. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:01.640 Anyone who doing that isn't caring about it, doesn't care 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.760 about the planet. Anybody's ordering a bunch of clothes, trying 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:04.880 them on and returning them is. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.160 Not or keeping them and they go nowhere or you 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.040 donate them, but nobody wants them so cheap. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.040 Every podcast I. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.360 Do, like I come back to like sustainability, and people 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:13.800 just like. 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.120 Turn it off, go back to Justin Belgone. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.040 It's like that October seventh, let's talk about Oh yeah, 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.800 that's the last time we saw each other right after 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.480 the at a jew event right after October seventh. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:24.400 Okay, but can I can? I? 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.560 You came. I invited you. I put on a benefit 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:28.960 and they were like, who. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:29.480 Else can we invite? 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.640 And I was like, I have Chelsea Handler's email and 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:33.400 I don't think she knows I have it. And I 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:37.000 emailed you and you wrote back and you came, and 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.880 that like elevated the event, like I tried to already, 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.680 like we had tried to have some cool people there, 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.840 but like we don't know each other that well. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.480 And the fact that you were like, yeah, I'll be there, 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:46.080 I was just. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:49.080 Like that was such a cool moment where you definitely 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.680 did not have to answer that email and you definitely 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.120 did not have to show up, and like I felt 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:57.640 like anointed into like a cool comedian hall of fame. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:59.520 That's just you and I well, I'm glad I went. 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.960 Yeah, I went, I'm glad you came to Okay, So 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.240 I don't want you to have to talk about sustainability, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.520 but we can talk about shower sex. Let's talk about 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.960 schower sex. Let's talk about I want to know who 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.320 is having chower sex. This is a topic that Eliza 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:15.400 covers in her special in a hilarious way, and it's 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.920 kind of a you know, kind of calling out all 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.920 men who are stupid enough to believe. I don't care 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.959 how hot your relationship is, or how new it is, 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:29.160 or how horny you and your partner are, or your 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.160 you and your throutle are. You know, I don't want 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.440 to discriminate. Maybe you have more than one lever and 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.440 a group, but no one wants to fuck in the shower. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:37.559 It's not fun. 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:42.240 No woman's sexy, it's not and your penis doesn't no 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.880 one can feel anything. Also, nobody ever talks about the 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:46.920 fact that you can't you kill your penis inside of 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:48.679 vagina when you're in the shower. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.040 When you're stressing, and like this idea that like, oh, 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.920 let's have shower sex. I'm like, we're not two gay 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.800 guys at a crunch on like a Thursday, Like, we're 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:57.079 not fucking in a shower. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.000 Why do people That's another thing I want to discuss. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.640 Thank you for bringing it up. It's like you have ESPN. 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:07.800 Why are people fucking at gym? Like gay men specifically? 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.960 I know some gay men who specifically go to the 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.880 gym just to give blowjobs in the sauna. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.960 I don't understand giving a blowjob, but I understand. I 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.800 feel like if you're a gay guy, it's like extra testosterone. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.400 So it's like at level ten all the time, and. 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.960 You're like, I gotta get it in because most men would, 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.040 like my husband is like you just tell me, you 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.439 just tell me when he's like I'm always ready, and so. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.680 It's like it's that times too. You're like, thank you, 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:30.320 I didn't know that. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.000 I'm like, I know, But the showers, it's just more 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.719 like you following me in here thinking I'm turning like 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.800 I'm here to shave my armpits and like give the 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.679 illusion of a bikini line, and you followed me in. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.800 I guess we have a bench in here. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.679 One person is always cold, one person's always uncomfortable, the 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.360 lube gets washed away, perhaps in your. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.719 Oh why are you suggesting that you use lube in 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:52.240 the shower? 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:53.199 I guess you should. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.920 It's actually the opposite of a luber can't watter because 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:57.360 have you ever tried to fuck in the ocean. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:58.760 It's the same thing. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.640 It's the same thing, you know, Yeah, you can't get 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.040 It's like you need actually you need a lubricant, but 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.040 who's going to bring a lubricant to the Like you 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.200 get into the ocean and then lubricate when you're underwater. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.920 It's just all anti It's it's like counterintuitive. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:14.000 You have a whole continuousy of like mermaid fans that 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.560 are like, actually I find aquatic sex. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.280 I think it all just makes aquatics. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:22.000 I think it just speaks to like a woman's comfort 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.959 not being taken into account. And when you're in your twenties, 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.640 you're just like, yeah, i'll do that. It's hot, but 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.880 like you're not loving it, no, like, and you're cold, 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.720 and you're looking down at your feet, which your toes 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.640 are spread apart so you can get a grip, and 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:34.640 you've got your chicken. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:35.680 Feet and your hair. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.840 I have curly hair, and so the whole time I'm 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:41.360 just like, do I look like the monster from Barbarian like. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.720 Which is like, or does your husband's care? Answer? No, 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:45.520 he doesn't care. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.800 I care, And if I don't feel hot, then it 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.760 can't happen. And then if I do feel sexy, I'm like, 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:53.000 I'm too busy taking a picture of how hot I 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.120 look to have sex right now? 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:56.400 Is that why you wore those pants during your special 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.920 to show people how hot you are? 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.000 You need to explain those pants to me? You don't 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.080 like him? Well, I'm not going to pretend that. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.720 I go, I mean, you have, you have an incredible body, 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.760 and I like that. I like that, I like that 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:10.920 you show it off and I understand that. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.440 But those pants, I was just like, why, Yeah, why 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:15.000 I don't. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.680 I don't tell you why because I can, and I 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:21.679 think as a woman, I think the more Carlos come 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:22.840 on in, Carlos bring that business. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.440 No reason you shouldn't become part of this podcast. This 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.360 is so cute. It's so cute. I didn't even know 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.120 if this is available in my own home. It's so continental. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.040 That's how rich I am. You guys, I didn't even 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.840 know I had to. She just met Carlos, she didn't 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:35.680 even know he was here. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:40.720 I saw, I'm and I love I love a fun 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.559 pant and the pants that I wore on my last special, I. 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.040 Remember a similar outfit. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.360 It's a similar silhouette and I didn't mean to fall 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:49.840 into it, but we all, you know you dress for 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:50.600 your body type. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:51.800 What's your body type? 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.520 Well, the thighs are all like I started doing pilates. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.600 It's different, but I don't know strong core. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.800 Excuse me one second. I don't want to cough over 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:04.160 you pair the okay, go ahead, just I mean. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.600 It's just I don't know. I don't like to wear 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.559 a skirt on stage because I move around a lot. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.360 Like there's just things that you that you find empowering. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.640 And people were so upset about the last pant and 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.520 I was like, no, those pants are fire, these pants. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.400 I was scrolling through a. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:20.640 Rave party wear website, as one does when they're trying 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.920 to conceive a child. I had had my daughter, and 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.080 I don't remember if I had just gotten pregnant with 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:27.600 Ethan or we were thinking about it. 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.360 But I saw those pants and there was something about him. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:32.120 I was like, those do you ever buy like an 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.040 article of clothing and you're like, I don't have an 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.600 event now, but I know I will. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:37.840 Does that ever happen to you or do you have someone 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:38.400 dress you? 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.040 Oh god, no, I know what you mean. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.080 I saw them and I was like, they're just I 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.240 liked that they had the microflare, Like I just I 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.360 was like, that's something aspirational. So I bought them, and 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:53.040 then I was pregnant for a full year and then 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.600 I just worked out every day with those, Like my 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:58.760 trainer would be like hips pants pants, like think about 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.280 the pants, and I just they reminded me of share 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.040 like turn back down, and I just know that there 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.480 will be a day that I shouldn't wear those pants, right, 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.320 And I just thought that they were cool enough while 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:13.360 not being super distracting. Do we had to iron out 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.360 the bulkiness of them in photoshop because they don't lay 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.000 right because they're like made of cheap plastic. Maybe, But 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.360 I just was like, these pants will upset enough people, yes, 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:25.880 and enliven people, and it'll at least be a talking point. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.240 Yeah, well you're right, it is a talking point. So 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.920 good for you, mausotop, thank you. I was just I 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.880 thought they were just cool and I just liked them. Well, 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.120 I like that you It doesn't really matter if I 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.880 like them or not, it matters that you take a 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.840 risk and are like, you know, stepping into your own power, 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:42.520 and like, I'm gonna fucking wear these pants. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.240 That's all that really matters. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:46.720 That's what I mean. And also I do feel empowered 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:48.800 in them, and I do. It's like an extension of 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:51.520 who you are on stage. And I also think I 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.680 come from a generation of stand up and I definitely 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.560 was a huge part of this, Like just wearing a 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.520 hoodie on stage. I think there's a I think there's 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.000 a video of view of like at the Ice House 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.040 like four hundred years ago, and you're wearing a hoodie, right, Like, 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:06.600 I feel like we women weren't encouraged to do that. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.640 And now I look at younger girls and they're just 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.640 like in a bra on stage and they don't think 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.920 about it, and I think that that's great, And so 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:14.960 I have to push myself to be like, no, you 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.000 can wear these things. You don't have to cover up, 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.320 and you can just be yourself on stage. And so 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:21.520