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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, who's there?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Chelsea?

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Speaker 3: Am I speaking to a number one New York Times

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Speaker 3: bestselling author?

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Speaker 1: Yes you are?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you are six six times over number one New

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Speaker 4: York Times bestselling author The Phone Call.

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Speaker 1: I will never get tired of getting in my entire life.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 4: Oh my really didn't think I was going to be

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Speaker 4: number one this time. I don't know where I got

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Speaker 4: that in my head, but I really didn't. I just thought, oh,

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Speaker 4: it doesn't matter what number I am. I'll be grateful

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Speaker 4: to be on the list. And I'm with number one.

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Speaker 4: And then I thought, oh my god, it happened again.

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Speaker 4: This is my seventh book and my sixth number one

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Speaker 4: New York Times bestseller. Hell, yes, so Yes, hard work

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Speaker 4: pays off, that's the truth.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and you have been working hard. You've been making

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Speaker 3: the rounds. You're everywhere right now.

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Speaker 1: And it's really exciting to see. I'm currently in south

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Speaker 1: By Southwest. I'm in Austin, not south By Southwest.

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Speaker 4: I feel like someone drugged me three days ago because

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Speaker 4: my head is so unclear.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what happened yesterday. I didn't even have

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Speaker 4: I had four panels and I still feel like someone

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Speaker 4: drugged me. So I'm like, what is Maybe I did

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Speaker 4: drug me and forgot.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, if anyone drugged you, the most

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Speaker 3: likely culprit is you.

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Speaker 1: This is true, This is true.

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Speaker 3: Well, congratulations is so exciting and I'm so happy for you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Everybody who's listening. I hope you've ordered my book or

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Speaker 4: you ordered it downloaded an audible or whatever. But yet

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Speaker 4: I'll have what she's having because it's going around, and

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Speaker 4: I have my European dates up. All of my European

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Speaker 4: dates are officially up now and for sale on Chelsea

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Speaker 4: Himler dot com. And I'll be in Vegas March twenty

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Speaker 4: first for a live new Brand news stand up show

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Speaker 4: March twenty first and April nineteenth, or my next.

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Speaker 1: Two Vegas states for our fans.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm so excited. Our guest today, she is so fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, this is a comedian, so you're in for

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Speaker 4: a good treat and conversation and a female comedian, someone

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Speaker 4: who I have known for years, but I've never really

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Speaker 4: oh no, I used to have her on Chelsea Lately

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Speaker 4: all the time, but I haven't seen her in years Anyway,

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Speaker 4: she's hilarious and her name is actually pronounced Eliza Schlessendurr

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Speaker 4: schlessing gurr. Fuck, it's Eliza Schlessing Gurr. So and she

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Speaker 4: has a new special aut So everybody please go and

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Speaker 4: watch that. You got to support female comedy guys and girls,

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Speaker 4: and you've got to see these pants, and you've got

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Speaker 4: to see these pants. Please welcome Eliza's lesson.

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Speaker 5: Gerr.

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Speaker 2: I have a rule about hot food on a plane. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you can't bring hot food. I hear that because everybody

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Speaker 2: can smell.

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Speaker 1: It, right herbled eggs is a cold food, you know what.

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Speaker 1: It's just visually gross, but I guess they don't smell.

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Speaker 6: It's not like sulfur. But it is the idea of

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Speaker 5: Great should be more than just It shouldn't just be

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Speaker 5: hot food. It should there's there should be a list

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Speaker 5: of things that are not tenable for a flight, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean? Because hardboiled eggs perfect example of

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Speaker 5: those could be fine in a container, in a ziplock container,

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Speaker 5: but as soon as you open the seal, then everyone

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Speaker 5: whole or like.

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Speaker 2: The Yeah, Mario two, is that gonna vibe with anyone

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Speaker 2: who listens to this member the egg creature that.

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Speaker 1: Would set off the eggs. Okay, I missed that game.

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Speaker 5: And remember when times were so simple that you could

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Speaker 5: play Super Mario Brothers. I used to get up at

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Speaker 5: my friend's sleepovers. We would be like ten eleven years old.

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Speaker 1: And I would set my alarm.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why I was traveling with an alarm,

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Speaker 5: before the other girls at the sleepover woke up.

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Speaker 1: Because it's like, no, no, no, I'm already on. You can't

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Speaker 1: push me off. I was not a schedule. So obsessed.

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Speaker 2: Oh I feel like we are obsessed and we don't

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Speaker 6: Like now it's just called an addiction.

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Speaker 1: Of the phone. You mean, oh yeah, social media.

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Speaker 6: I have to take it off. I have to take

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Speaker 1: It back on. Where do you take it off of?

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Speaker 2: I take it off my phone, and then I might

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Speaker 2: take it off of your phone, take it off Instagram,

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Speaker 2: and then I have to do this walk of shame

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Speaker 2: I just have it stored to like I'm lying to her,

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Speaker 2: Like it's somewhere in my phone and I just go

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Speaker 1: And sounds like you're lying to her and to yourself.

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Speaker 1: I am, this isrloss.

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Speaker 5: You're so that makes me want to have a coffee.

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Speaker 5: And I don't even drink coffee.

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Speaker 7: Snack.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have a snack with that little cookie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like that. So we're at a nice hotel somewhere far,

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Speaker 1: far away. I would love a coffee. Thank you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: First of all, Eliza Selessinger is here.

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Speaker 5: She has a new special out which is fucking funny

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Speaker 5: as shit. It's called a Different Animal. Are you the

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Speaker 5: animal or is the special the animal?

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Speaker 1: Both?

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Speaker 2: I'm the I was just I'm it's different. I think

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Speaker 2: I'm different. I think I wanted to create something different.

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Speaker 1: I have to say.

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Speaker 2: First of all, your house is so beautiful, and everyone

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Speaker 2: knows you have so much money.

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Speaker 1: Well why does everyone think I have so much money?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand where the archways.

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Speaker 6: It would never occur to me to redo the arch

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Speaker 6: like doorways.

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Speaker 2: I walked in and you're like, I watched your special

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Speaker 2: and then for a second I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 2: she saw an old one, and like she thinks it's

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Speaker 2: the new one. Someone sent you a link, which is

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Speaker 2: like peak Hollywood Elite. No other podcast had a link.

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Speaker 6: And I'm like, yeah, because you have people that get

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Speaker 1: That is so funny. I mean, you got to sneak.

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Speaker 6: Nobody has seen this and so I'm blown away, well.

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Speaker 5: As the first person that's officially seen this special. Besides,

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Speaker 5: yet because you don't even have the link.

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Speaker 1: I can forward you the link if you want.

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Speaker 5: I want to say, Ay, you're very prolific as a

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Speaker 5: stand up. This is your seven stand up special. This

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Speaker 5: one is on Amazon Prime. Everybody and Amazon and Hulu

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Speaker 5: good places to watch them too, And everyone now has

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Speaker 5: Amazon Prime. I'm assuming I guess not as many people

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Speaker 5: as Netflix, but it is prevalent and pervasive. I say

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Speaker 5: that is pervasive. Amazon itself is pervasive. But you have

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Speaker 5: such a talent. Thank you, you really do. You really have

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Speaker 5: a great My stand up is very much storytelling, and

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Speaker 5: you know personal story. You have a very clear talent

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Speaker 5: of structuring jokes, premises, punchlines.

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Speaker 1: Would you even talk about in the special?

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Speaker 5: You mentioned in the special, But I love your focus

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Speaker 5: on the different generations about millennials because I don't even

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Speaker 5: know what am?

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Speaker 1: What am I?

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Speaker 5: Your generation x x X Okay, so it goes from

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Speaker 5: generation X then millennial.

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Speaker 1: I hoping i'd say gen Z.

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Speaker 5: I hope not Noo. Yeah, fucking annoying gen Z. So

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Speaker 5: then gen X No, I'm goes.

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Speaker 2: It goes well if you go youngest to whatever, it's alpha,

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Speaker 2: Z millennial millennial or xennial millennial, elder millennial, which is

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Speaker 2: what I am Generation X baby boomer, silent generation, and

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Speaker 2: then our forefathers.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so I just know that I'm not a boomer,

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Speaker 5: so I'm the generation after the boomer, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I really I mean.

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Speaker 5: And also when you look up generations, it's like sometimes

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Speaker 5: But never mind that you and your special, you really

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Speaker 5: delineate what the differences are between all of these with

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Speaker 5: a lot of attitude and anger towards towards younger generations

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Speaker 5: from not.

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Speaker 6: Working title attitude and anger, a lot.

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Speaker 5: Picking up the baton after you guys, After millennials just

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Speaker 1: The first of all, I would.

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Speaker 5: Just like to go on the record and say boomers

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Speaker 5: are the worst ones because they ruined our planet and

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Speaker 1: Can I say something apologists? Not of them were apologists.

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Speaker 2: There's this thing I wrote about this in my book,

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Speaker 2: like when you accuse a generation of something like what

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Speaker 2: are we expecting that boomers are going to collectively come

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Speaker 2: have those Amazon accounts, like we all postmate stuff, we

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Speaker 2: every frivolous purchase, with every sheen hall, boomers didn't invent that.

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Speaker 1: So they laid the groundwork but the.

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Speaker 2: Perpetuation of it is definitely on all of our shoulders,

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Speaker 2: especially generation Zee.

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Speaker 1: What is a sheene hall.

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Speaker 2: A sheene hall is where you buy a bunch of

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Speaker 2: people that weren't really mindful, didn't really I guess we're

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Speaker 2: and M are like the number one pollutants of fast

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Speaker 2: fashion on this planet. So you would just order like

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Speaker 2: try them all on and then maybe you throw them away,

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Speaker 2: you know, or something like that.

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Speaker 1: And so that's that's what a sheen hall is.

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Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say, then you return

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Speaker 5: everything because you don't want it.

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Speaker 2: No, some would say that's even worse for the planet,

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Speaker 2: because then it's going back on.

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Speaker 5: Anyone who doing that isn't caring about it, doesn't care

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Speaker 5: about the planet. Anybody's ordering a bunch of clothes, trying

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Speaker 5: them on and returning them is.

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Speaker 2: Not or keeping them and they go nowhere or you

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Speaker 2: donate them, but nobody wants them so cheap.

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Speaker 1: Every podcast I.

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Speaker 6: Do, like I come back to like sustainability, and people

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Speaker 5: It's like that October seventh, let's talk about Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: You came. I invited you. I put on a benefit

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I have Chelsea Handler's email and

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Speaker 1: That's just you and I well, I'm glad I went.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I went, I'm glad you came to Okay, So

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Speaker 5: I don't want you to have to talk about sustainability,

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Speaker 5: but we can talk about shower sex. Let's talk about

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Speaker 5: schower sex. Let's talk about I want to know who

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Speaker 5: is having chower sex. This is a topic that Eliza

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Speaker 5: covers in her special in a hilarious way, and it's

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Speaker 5: how hot your relationship is, or how new it is,

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Speaker 5: you and your throutle are. You know, I don't want

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Speaker 5: to discriminate. Maybe you have more than one lever and

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Speaker 5: a group, but no one wants to fuck in the shower.

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Speaker 1: It's not fun.

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Speaker 5: No woman's sexy, it's not and your penis doesn't no

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Speaker 2: When you're stressing, and like this idea that like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Why do people That's another thing I want to discuss.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for bringing it up. It's like you have ESPN.

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Speaker 5: Why are people fucking at gym? Like gay men specifically?

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Speaker 5: I know some gay men who specifically go to the

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Speaker 2: I don't understand giving a blowjob, but I understand. I

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Speaker 6: So it's like at level ten all the time, and.

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Speaker 2: You're like, I gotta get it in because most men would,

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Speaker 2: like my husband is like you just tell me, you

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Speaker 2: just tell me when he's like I'm always ready, and so.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's that times too. You're like, thank you,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, But the showers, it's just more

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Speaker 2: I'm here to shave my armpits and like give the

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Speaker 6: I guess we have a bench in here.

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Speaker 2: One person is always cold, one person's always uncomfortable, the

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Speaker 1: I guess you should.

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Speaker 5: It's actually the opposite of a luber can't watter because

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Speaker 5: have you ever tried to fuck in the ocean.

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing.

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Speaker 5: It's the same thing, you know, Yeah, you can't get

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Speaker 5: It's like you need actually you need a lubricant, but

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Speaker 1: It's just all anti It's it's like counterintuitive.

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Speaker 2: You have a whole continuousy of like mermaid fans that

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Speaker 1: I think it all just makes aquatics.

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Speaker 2: I think it just speaks to like a woman's comfort

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Speaker 2: you're just like, yeah, i'll do that. It's hot, but

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Speaker 2: like you're not loving it, no, like, and you're cold,

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Speaker 2: and you're looking down at your feet, which your toes

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Speaker 2: you've got your chicken.

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Speaker 1: Feet and your hair.

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Speaker 2: I have curly hair, and so the whole time I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, do I look like the monster from Barbarian like.

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Speaker 1: Which is like, or does your husband's care? Answer? No,

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Speaker 2: I care, And if I don't feel hot, then it

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Speaker 2: I'm too busy taking a picture of how hot I

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Speaker 5: Is that why you wore those pants during your special

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Speaker 1: You need to explain those pants to me? You don't

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Speaker 5: I go, I mean, you have, you have an incredible body,

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Speaker 5: and I like that. I like that, I like that

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Speaker 2: I don't tell you why because I can, and I

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Speaker 2: think as a woman, I think the more Carlos come

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Speaker 1: No reason you shouldn't become part of this podcast. This

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Speaker 1: That's how rich I am. You guys, I didn't even

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Speaker 2: I saw, I'm and I love I love a fun

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Speaker 2: It's a similar silhouette and I didn't mean to fall

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Speaker 2: into it, but we all, you know you dress for

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Speaker 1: What's your body type?

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Speaker 6: Well, the thighs are all like I started doing pilates.

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Speaker 2: It's just I don't know. I don't like to wear

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Speaker 2: Like there's just things that you that you find empowering.

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Speaker 2: Rave party wear website, as one does when they're trying

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Speaker 2: I was like, those do you ever buy like an

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Speaker 2: I saw them and I was like, they're just I

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Speaker 2: And I just thought that they were cool enough while

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Speaker 1: That's all that really matters.

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean. And also I do feel empowered

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Speaker 5: When I came up, I was always trying to play

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Speaker 1: I would ever be in real life.

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Speaker 5: But did you feel like you had to dial down

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Speaker 2: I am a tomboy, like I always grew up wearing

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Speaker 1: We'll always dial it back and there is as a woman.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're supper hands.

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Speaker 5: buck with every sentence, every joke, every premise you it's

443
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Speaker 5: very full body.

444
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Speaker 1: Thank you. I like that. It's very artistic.

445
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,480
Speaker 5: I appreciate that artist, and in the form of stand

446
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,359
Speaker 5: up like that's very very well done.

447
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,760
Speaker 2: Thank you, Chelsea Handler. That means a lot I do.

448
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,560
Speaker 2: I was watching some of Ali Wong the other day

449
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,000
Speaker 2: and she's very deliberate and she speaks will say slower

450
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,679
Speaker 2: than I do. I mean most auctioneers do. And I

451
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,640
Speaker 2: was watching that, I was like, I could have gotten

452
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,080
Speaker 2: two hours out of this if I just did like

453
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,640
Speaker 2: a long pace, if I just spoke like every other

454
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,120
Speaker 2: comic and just took my.

455
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,840
Speaker 1: I was like, there's an art to this.

456
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,720
Speaker 2: I gotta slow down and I won't have to work

457
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,440
Speaker 2: as hard to write, Like I can just have two

458
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,480
Speaker 2: hours out of this one.

459
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,400
Speaker 1: So doesn't it feel like stand up feels like such

460
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,880
Speaker 1: a hustle? Right?

461
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,600
Speaker 5: Like it is you're constantly if you're a stand up

462
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,560
Speaker 5: comedian and that's your main vocation. I mean, obviously we

463
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,200
Speaker 5: all have ancillary things we do, but like, if that's

464
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,840
Speaker 5: your main vocation, it is constant fucking hustle, traveling.

465
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,840
Speaker 6: I feel hustling and I do hustle.

466
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. I mean you're a real stand up

467
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,199
Speaker 1: you get it.

468
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,399
Speaker 2: Like it's not like something that you picked up once

469
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,200
Speaker 2: you became famous, which a lot of people do.

470
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't think people fully.

471
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,399
Speaker 2: Understand, like especially when you're an artist versus just a

472
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,199
Speaker 2: joke teller, Like when you actually do bleed for this

473
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,520
Speaker 2: and this is something that you that is you're married

474
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,679
Speaker 2: to in a sense, you are the engine. And I

475
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,480
Speaker 2: was actually thinking about that on the way over here,

476
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,639
Speaker 2: Like if I don't write, if I don't push myself

477
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,640
Speaker 2: to work out and to write this, there's no one

478
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,560
Speaker 2: writing it for me. There's no studio calling being like

479
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,760
Speaker 2: we're gonna put a team together.

480
00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:28,960
Speaker 6: What's your next thing?

481
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,080
Speaker 2: If you don't write your books, if you don't create

482
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:35,119
Speaker 2: these things, especially when you're a funny woman, because no

483
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,840
Speaker 2: one can create the funny for you. People could, of

484
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,679
Speaker 2: course write you some jokes, but like the engine is me.

485
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,239
Speaker 2: And when I take a break, like there's no one

486
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,760
Speaker 2: knocking at the door, like are you done taking your break? Yes,

487
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,919
Speaker 2: I'm sure people would prefer I just take the break forever.

488
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's you're completely self reliant.

489
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,399
Speaker 2: There's no like, there's no safety net. Yeah, right, like

490
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,880
Speaker 2: the mortgages are in my name.

491
00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:57,840
Speaker 5: But that's also kind of a nice thing that. Conversely,

492
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 5: there's like a flip side of it, which is you're

493
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,440
Speaker 5: not really answering to anybody but yourself.

494
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:08,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, yes, because I can't take those breaks.

495
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,160
Speaker 1: I can take that vacation.

496
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 2: But I do feel that we've I think we're coming

497
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 2: away from it now. But we did get to a

498
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:17,520
Speaker 2: place in comedy where you were answering to a very

499
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 2: loud minority on the Internet. And those are the people

500
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,240
Speaker 2: that were canceling people, people that had nothing and were

501
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 2: angry at you for trying, and those voices got amplified,

502
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 2: so I was never answering to them, but there was

503
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 2: like a stutter step, especially as a woman, because we're

504
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 2: expected to be kinder and empathetic at every turn.

505
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,879
Speaker 6: Meanwhile, guys are like, oh yeah.

506
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 2: I got this underage hand job and it felt great,

507
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, maybe women shouldn't be allowed to read,

508
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,199
Speaker 2: and it's just like, oh, more of that, please, And

509
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,080
Speaker 2: I get up here. And if I'm like, oh, yeah,

510
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,120
Speaker 2: I chose to have.

511
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 1: Two kids, it's like, why didn't you have three? Do

512
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,760
Speaker 1: you hate women who don't have kids?

513
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,919
Speaker 2: And you're just like, all right, you're constantly having to

514
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 2: answer for what you have done and haven't done as

515
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,640
Speaker 2: a woman. And I think that we're swinging the other

516
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,879
Speaker 2: way where now you can kind of just make statements

517
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,919
Speaker 2: and not have to Well.

518
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 5: Now that Trump is pregnant, pregnant, now that he's been

519
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 5: pregnant for quite some time. But now that Trump is president,

520
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 5: I'm sure all that political correctness everything's out the window.

521
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,479
Speaker 5: Something else you talk about in your stand up is,

522
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 5: which I think is so great, when men congratulate other

523
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 5: men for impregnating their wives, Like when Eliza's husband's friend.

524
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 6: Or stranger stranger usually stranger.

525
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: Right finds out that you're pregnant, especially.

526
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 2: With a boy, especially, they love to know there's a

527
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 2: boy in the world, right, but men will There's it's

528
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 2: the weirdness, the dystopian weirdness of standing there while one

529
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 2: man congratulates my husband, not me, on the pregnancy. I'm

530
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: like he played the smallest part, like I am doing

531
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,120
Speaker 2: all the work, and it is like congratulations, six seconds,

532
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 2: well done, and you're just standing there. It's super Handmaid's

533
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 2: Tale and you're just like, well, I was just glad

534
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: to receive.

535
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 5: It's it's not their party, and what are they congratulating

536
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 5: each other on.

537
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: Seriously, though, when.

538
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 5: You think about it, it's like, yeah, way to go,

539
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,160
Speaker 5: fuck your wife and get her pregnant.

540
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,199
Speaker 2: Way to go, way to go, because men love to

541
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 2: know other men are having sex. And like two guys

542
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 2: at a bar, if a guy leaves with a girl,

543
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: a guy will just high five and be like a

544
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 2: nice job.

545
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: Women are like, don't go with him.

546
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: That doesn't feel safe, Like we don't want anyone having sex, Yeah,

547
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 2: we want and men or just like just however, you

548
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 2: got to get it in and it's it's primal and

549
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 2: it's the way they are.

550
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 1: But I want the congratulations as well.

551
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 5: You did you have sex with a lot of car

552
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 5: or did you have a lot of boyfriend comics?

553
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: No? Ever, No, none. You never dated a comic?

554
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 2: I did, but so long ago, and I kind of

555
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 2: just stayed out of it. But a big reason I did,

556
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 2: and I think you can probably relate to this. I

557
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: became a headliner so early in my career, so.

558
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: From winning Last Comic Standing, Yes, and so.

559
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 2: That was like twenty five, and so that's the time

560
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 2: of your life where you are looking to at the time,

561
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 2: mostly men who were in positions of power for validation

562
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 2: to take you on the road. And it's not that

563
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 2: women always sleep with those guys, but that I didn't

564
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 2: need that from a man, and I certainly didn't want

565
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: to date a coworker or someone who was less funny

566
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 2: or successful than me.

567
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: So that pool was pretty much shot.

568
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 2: And I think men, you know, you try to date

569
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 2: a male comic who doesn't do as well as you,

570
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 2: they always get jealous. So I just never it was

571
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 2: never my dating pool.

572
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 8: Mm hmmm.

573
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if I made out with any

574
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: of them. I don't even think so. I once had

575
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: sex with Tom Roads. Do you know who Tom Roads is?

576
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 6: I just canceled on a lineup he was on the

577
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 6: other night.

578
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I was like, did he do something? Was

579
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: he canceled? He's very nice. He's a sweetheart. I once

580
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: had sex looking Yeah he and yeah he is still

581
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: good looking. He came up to me.

582
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Speaker 5: We were at the n Airport Lounge the other day

583
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 5: and he American and he I was with my cousin

584
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 5: and he was like, hey, Chelsea just wanted to say hello,

585
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 5: and I.

586
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: Just thought he was he shook your hand.

587
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 5: I thought he was a rando. Like I just thought

588
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 5: he was a fan or something. And I said, oh, hi,

589
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 5: nice to me. He goes, it's me Tom Rhodes. And

590
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh hi, Like because I did fuck him

591
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 5: many many years ago in San Francisco, and it was

592
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 5: one of those great experiences where you have a kind

593
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 5: of fun one night stand. Like I never really dated

594
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 5: that many comics. I mean, I know I did a

595
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 5: Joe Coy, but that was like PostScript of like comedy

596
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 5: coming up time. And he's one of those comics I

597
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 5: had sex with. And when he walked away Molly's like,

598
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 5: who is that. I'm like, oh, this comic Tom Roads.

599
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 5: I had sex with him, like many many moons ago.

600
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 5: And I didn't say moons ago because I don't say that,

601
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 5: but I remember having a great interlude with him. We

602
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 5: had sex, We had a fun night in San Francisco.

603
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 5: We were fucked up drinking and whoever, who knows whatever else,

604
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 5: And then we tried to reenact it in LA and

605
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 5: he like a couple months later.

606
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 6: Just after you were you or is this before your

607
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 6: shot I.

608
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: Was coming up.

609
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 8: I wasn't.

610
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: No, I was like, you know, starting out.

611
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 5: And I think I was opening for him at the

612
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 5: San Francisco Punchline probably like I was probably the opener.

613
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 5: There was a middle and he was the headliner. And

614
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 5: so we ended up having you know, a great night

615
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 5: on our last night of the week. And then we

616
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 5: tried to recreate it in LA and I met him

617
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 5: at the comedy store here in LA and it was

618
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 5: a I think I got my period, Like it was

619
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 5: one of the worst hookups ever.

620
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes so you just have to leave

621
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: something alone, like never speak to me.

622
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 5: Just because you have one good night with a person

623
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 5: doesn't mean you should ever see them again. It's like

624
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 5: when you go to a really good restaurant when you're

625
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 5: on vacation, don't go back there the next night because

626
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 5: it was so good the first night, Well, only disappoint you.

627
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: I feel that way.

628
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 2: With like an entree, I'll be like I want to

629
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: order another one, yes, or like the second. You can

630
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: never have two egg mcmuffins. Like the first yeah so delicious, Yeah, No,

631
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 2: I love egg mcmuffins, the second one the instant diarrhea.

632
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: What they need to do is make eggman muffins a

633
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: little bit bigger. When we went through COVID, I had

634
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: my housekeeper.

635
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 5: I'm like, just go stock up on as many egg

636
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 5: mcmuffins as possible because I'm not gonna be able to

637
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 5: go to McDonald's and I fucking love eg mcmuffins.

638
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: Stop up stock of freezing them.

639
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 5: But yeah, I was freezing them, and they are not

640
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 5: as good when you freeze them. No, he turns out,

641
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 5: was like nothing got me off of them quicker than

642
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 5: freezing them.

643
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, these are not good at all.

644
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: And also get you offer them. Having two on like

645
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 2: a regional flight in the Northeast, You're like for years

646
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 2: when I when I was first traveling, you know, you

647
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: get there to the airport and I was like, okay,

648
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: I nevery McDonald's, but this is my my allowance at

649
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 2: the airport.

650
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 6: Will have it, And then one time I had two.

651
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 6: Never again. Yeah, I definitely agree.

652
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: With you about the Sometimes you have these wonderful moments

653
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: like the sexual encounter and it's just and no one's jealous,

654
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: it's not weird, And I feel like women so rarely

655
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 2: get to have those where you're like, I don't even

656
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 2: want it again, I don't want to date you like that.

657
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 2: That hit the spot. And even though I didn't get

658
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: off like that was still great. Thank you so much.

659
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: YE need it again.

660
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 5: And it's a good lesson to know, Like for our

661
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 5: young listeners, it's a good lesson to know just because

662
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Speaker 5: you have a great night with somebody doesn't mean that

663
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 5: you need to have another great night with them.

664
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: Like sometimes it's okay.

665
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 5: Just to like read a good book and let it go,

666
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 5: like you don't have to keep rereading it.

667
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: I did.

668
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 2: I will say, you don't who this person is. There

669
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 2: was a total power reversal. I was playing somewhere I'm

670
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,239
Speaker 2: not even gonna say the city or anything, and it was.

671
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 2: It was a younger comic that I had known forever,

672
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: and they opened for me ran like guest sets at

673
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: this in this city and I'd see them as every

674
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: few years. And he came over and he just went

675
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 2: down on me. I have never shared the story, and

676
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 2: it felt so powerful because normally it's the other way,

677
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 2: or you have some weird sex.

678
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 6: And I just let him and it was great.

679
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 2: And I had to leave early the next morning, and

680
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: I was like, you can eat whatever you want out

681
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: of the mini bar.

682
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: I gotta go, and I just.

683
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 5: After you're done eating me out, you can eat whatever

684
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 5: you want out of the mini bar.

685
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: And it was great and I and it was and

686
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 2: I felt like a real headliner and it just it's

687
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 2: like a nice memory.

688
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 6: And I never really talked to this person, but like.

689
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was nice of you to let them do that. Yeah,

690
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: that's what I clean. That's nice to.

691
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 5: Let somebody go down on you. Like that's the way

692
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 5: that women should be viewing that. That's a nice thing

693
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 5: to do for another person. It's not necessarily all about us.

694
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 5: It's like, well that's awesome, so like you know, friendly.

695
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna love this.

696
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: And it felt like powerful and cool and it didn't

697
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 2: feel like anyone was taking advantage. And I definitely then

698
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 2: it was weird because like that person brought their family

699
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: to see me, like two years later, I'm like, here's

700
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 2: some tickets and no problem.

701
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: Like a nice relationship.

702
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 5: Did you feel like did you feel when that happened

703
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 5: and they came back around with their family?

704
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: Did you feel any itck at all? Like oh no, keep.

705
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: In touch like over DM and he's like, hey, my family,

706
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: can I get tickets?

707
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, Andy's a fan.

708
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: Great, of course you can have tickets with your sweet

709
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: family also has to go down.

710
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 5: How did you meet your How did every family member

711
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 5: needs to go down on you?

712
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: How did you meet your husband?

713
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 6: That was him?

714
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: I met him on Riya. Oh really Ya's success store.

715
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: Have you've been of course?

716
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, lots of different sex on RYA different like countries.

717
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 5: I find RYA to'd be great for like when you're

718
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 5: in the UK or New York or like it's a

719
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 5: nice hotspot and it and it and it gives you

720
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 5: a I mean now it's opened up a little bit

721
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 5: more and expanded, but when I was using it a lot,

722
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 5: it gives you a more what is the word that

723
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 5: I'm thinking of, like continental more continental buffet. It gives

724
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 5: you more of a grouping of people that are actually

725
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 5: a little bit more rightly elevated. Yeah, than that's what

726
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 5: we're going to find on like Twitter, I mean not Twitter, sorry,

727
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 5: Tinder or like hinge or whatever. It's just like a

728
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 5: little bit more of a guarantee that we're not to

729
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 5: find curated.

730
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: That was the word I was thinking about.

731
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: Well, you know, people will grimace at well bristle at that.

732
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: But like if you have a public profile, like if

733
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: you are a celebrity at all, you can't open yourself

734
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: up to just going out with whomever. And so for

735
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: the longest time, for me, like I was never so

736
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: like I wasn't famous enough that I was like at

737
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: Denzel's Denzel, why.

738
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 6: Would we find Denzel Washington?

739
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

740
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: Or like I just wasn't at famous people's houses. But

741
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: I was famous enough that I couldn't just pick up

742
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: a random person. So you would rely on like friend recommendations,

743
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,959
Speaker 2: you know, idea did someone I knew in college, and

744
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: you just would find these people sort of natively. And

745
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: then Riot came along, and so it wasn't necessarily other celebrities,

746
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: but it was like verified, like, oh, I'm an artist too,

747
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: Like I get it.

748
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: So you don't leave your cause it's a vulnerable thing

749
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: to go out with someone.

750
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 5: Well of course, of course, especially when you know, yeah,

751
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 5: especially when you are a celebrity and they know who

752
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 5: you are and you're like putting yourself out there. I'm

753
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 5: of the ilk that you just let go of all

754
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 5: of that, Like, who gives a fuck? You know you're

755
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 5: gonna walk around being this person in your real life regardless.

756
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 5: So when people who are friends of mine are like,

757
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 5: how could you go on those sites, I'm like easily,

758
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 5: you know, I'm trying to get some action.

759
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: Right also at this like who cares? Like I don't

760
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: care if they know that I'm on this site. That

761
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me.

762
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 2: Right, especially not now, I think like the stigma of

763
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: online dating is completely gone. Everybody does it. It makes a

764
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: lot of sense. You can't go out every single night,

765
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 2: but I do think you know, when you're younger, you're

766
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: just trying to like sort it out, and you don't

767
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: know what someone else's intention is right when they go

768
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: and then you bring them to your house or you

769
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 2: go to like it's just weird. But I did meet him.

770
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: He was not a celebrity, and I was like, who

771
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: let you in here? But he was just so funny

772
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: and so easy to talk to.

773
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: And then that was that. Wow.

774
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 6: I was his first Riot date.

775
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: He was like, I don't know my fifth or something like,

776
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 2: I hadn't been on that long and it just worked.

777
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: Wow.

778
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: He was so lovely and that was like day one

779
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 2: and like that was it. And so what kind of

780
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: artist is he?

781
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: He's a chef.

782
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 6: Oh, but he's a I should have brought you a book.

783
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: He's a cookbook author and chef and and a writer

784
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: and so he writes a lot of you know, articles,

785
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: free length.

786
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 6: But he is a chef and cookbook author.

787
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: That's cool. It was cool.

788
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: And when I met him, he was he had opened

789
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: you ever are you a regular eater or do you

790
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: eat not eat meat or anything? No, I'm a regular

791
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: regular person. He was the opening chef for Bloodsoe's Barbecue

792
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: on Libreak, which is like an LA staple. And he

793
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: has his cookbooks. He writes cookbooks. He has one coming out.

794
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 2: Do you ever eat at found Oyster? You're very far

795
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: west over here, so I don't know, I know but

796
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: I've heard of found Oyster. I love oysters. So Ari

797
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: Culiner he wrote Ari's book and that comes out called

798
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 2: How to Cook the Finest Things in the Sea. So

799
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: he's the guy that he's got James Beard's Award. Like,

800
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: he's the guy you go to if you're like, I

801
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 2: want to do a cookbook. He will capture your voice

802
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: and write that way with you and recipe test.

803
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 5: That's such a nice refreshing vocation. It's so it's great

804
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 5: in this town especially.

805
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not like a fake chef or a photographer

806
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: or a producer.

807
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 5: I mean a photographers at least, can you know, take photographs,

808
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 5: but producers is a little bit of a gray area,

809
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 5: as we all know.

810
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, on that notework.

811
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 5: We're going to take a break and we'll be right

812
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 5: back with Eliza's Schlessinger. And we're back with Eliza Slessenger. Okay, Catherine,

813
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 5: why do we have what's happening?

814
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: We actually have two blakes today? Oh my god? More

815
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: is it a blake Lively calling in for advice? She

816
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: calls in one more time. I swear to god.

817
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 6: She's like, I'm your neighbor, Chelsea.

818
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: My god, Well, our first Blake of the day.

819
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 3: He says, Dear Chelsea, I'm a thirty one year old

820
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 3: trans man who lives in northern Ontario, Canada. I grew

821
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 3: up very liberal, where being who you are was not

822
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 3: a crime shameful. And now I'm married and I've been

823
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 3: with my wife for almost six years now. She comes

824
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 3: from a very conservative Christian home and her family took

825
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 3: a while to warm up to me. They never came

826
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: to our wedding because it's a sin quote unquote and

827
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 3: they don't agree with our lifestyle. They still aren't on

828
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 3: board with us to this day, but then they claim

829
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: to love us and all of that fun stuff.

830
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: People say.

831
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 3: Should I continue to be the bigger person and continue

832
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 3: to just visit them like they haven't done anything wrong?

833
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Hi, Hi Blake, Hi Blake.

834
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 2: I can give you the carrot at the bottom next

835
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: to the microphone.

836
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 9: Got it?

837
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

838
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 5: Hi, that's one millennia helping another, just doing what I can.

839
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: Hi, Hi Blake Lively, how are you?

840
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 7: I'm good?

841
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 8: Thank you?

842
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 7: How are you guys today?

843
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: We're so tired of hearing about you.

844
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 5: Okay, so your wife's parents they know you're trans, correct

845
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 5: and that's the big issue.

846
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, when her and her ex husband's blake, he got

847
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 7: mad and he went and told her family about me.

848
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. Were you guys having an affair?

849
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 8: No?

850
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: So, how what is he why? I'm confused? Why was

851
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: he even in the picture? Just a jealous ex?

852
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

853
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 5: But if you weren't in the picture, then how did

854
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 5: he know about her? How do you already know about

855
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 5: this story before.

856
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: I started dating?

857
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 2: And then he was like, well, I'm still bitter about this.

858
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 2: Oh so he because I'm in Ontario with nothing else

859
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 2: to do, I know what I'll do. I'll fuck up

860
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: her life because she left me. It didn't work. I

861
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 2: had a micro penis.

862
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 5: And are they they're nice to you other than what

863
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 5: you're talking about, Like, is it civil when you see them?

864
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 8: Yes, it is civil.

865
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 7: It's just the fact that I know the things that

866
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 7: have been said, And I guess that's just the bitter

867
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 7: aspect of it, where it's like you've never apologized. But

868
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 7: it's also I shouldn't have to carry that, I guess.

869
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

870
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 5: No, I mean I always have a different kind of

871
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 5: feeling about this day to day. But I just feel like,

872
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 5: as long as you can be civil with each other.

873
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 5: It's kind of an opportunity to demonstrate love and kindness.

874
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, and to just.

875
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 5: Be like this great person in their lives and show

876
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 5: all your great qualities and not judge them for their ignorance.

877
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: That's right, you know what I mean?

878
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 5: Because I think you can get a lot farther by

879
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 5: that with that attitude, I am always like, fuck off,

880
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 5: shut it down.

881
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: If someone is an asshole, then fire.

882
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 5: But if they're not being abusive to you, if they're

883
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 5: not being nasty to you to your face anyway, who

884
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 5: cares what they say behind your back? That's really not

885
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 5: your business anyway, you know what I mean.

886
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: That's on them, I think because it's easy for us

887
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 2: as like heterosexual people to be like whatever, big deal,

888
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 2: But like you also carry whatever comes along with being

889
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 2: trans and what you think the world thinks of that

890
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: and the way that you either are treated or perceive

891
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: that you're being treated like, there's a weight to that.

892
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 6: If someone says anything to you, you're always.

893
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: Going to be wondering, is it because I'm trans in

894
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 2: the way that we're like, is it because I'm a woman?

895
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: Is it because of my color? Is it because of

896
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: this whatever? We all have that, and I think you're

897
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: absolutely right. It's your chance to show them all the

898
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: kindness and love that the queer, trans whatever community always preaches.

899
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: And it definitely hurts, it hurts your feelings, but you

900
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 2: want them to feel so bad that they weren't the kind,

901
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: loving Christians that they talk about. When you leave, you

902
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 2: want to be and you don't have to be fake,

903
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 2: but you don't let them take away who you actually are.

904
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: Don't let them decide for you that you are all

905
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 2: the awful things that they've decided you are or trans

906
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: people are, and you just keep demonstrating it. And if

907
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 2: they want to be man enough to say it to you,

908
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: then you can have that conversation. But I think a

909
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 2: lot of times we come at people with very charged

910
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: with anger when they have an idea about who we are,

911
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: and then we end up proving that. And this is

912
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: a chance to sort of deflate some of that ignorance.

913
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: Like prove them wrong.

914
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: Basically, Yeah, I mean, what do they think they just

915
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: the knock is that you used to be a woman

916
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: with their daughter. That's the knock. It's not that you're

917
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: a bad person. They can and they can't handle that.

918
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 2: It is a foreign concept, like gay we've all sort

919
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 2: of wrapped our minds around, but it is if you

920
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: consider where they're coming from, Like, that's a lot to

921
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 2: take on. You are probably the only trans person they know.

922
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, oh is there another? Is your wife? Now? Trans?

923
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 7: What a plot twist? No, it's just this small community

924
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 7: that they live in. There's others that have come out

925
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 7: of the woodworks. I guess you could say, since you know,

926
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 7: if we live in the woodworks. But yeah, I'm still

927
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 7: like the only one they personally know though, this.

928
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: Is the only one sucking their daughter.

929
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, so that you know, of you, I

930
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 6: sure hope.

931
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 2: So this is your chance for them to be like,

932
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 2: I know my son in law's trans and he's great. Yes,

933
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 2: we token is we do with everyone. We're like, well,

934
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: I've got a Filipino friend. She seems cool, so they

935
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 2: all must be. I've got a Jewish friend and they

936
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 2: don't seem awful. They all must be. This is your

937
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: chance to like show up and be like, look out, fuckings,

938
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,479
Speaker 2: don't worry.

939
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just right like rise above that. You know

940
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: what I mean. Their problems are not your problems.

941
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 5: You should just It's like almost like anything, any feelings

942
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 5: or opinions they have about you is just not even part.

943
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: Of who you are, has nothing to do with if

944
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: you want to move through the.

945
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 5: World and move through your relationship with them just as

946
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 5: like a nice beacon of light, as like a joyful

947
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 5: reprieve from the rest of their life, so that they're

948
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 5: slowly understanding that you're just like anybody else, that you're

949
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 5: a real person with real feelings and real emotions and

950
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 5: without an agenda, you know what I mean. But really

951
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 5: don't get stuck on what they're saying or what their

952
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 5: attitudes are, as long as it's not hurtful or sorry

953
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 5: not maybe it's hurtful, of course, but you know, as

954
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 5: long as it's not abusive or they're treating you in

955
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 5: an unkind way, just keep pushing through, because I think

956
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 5: you should carry with you like you're speaking for lots.

957
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: Of trans people.

958
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 5: You know, your interactions with them or emblematic of all

959
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 5: the trans people.

960
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: In your community. So unfortunately, keep that in mind.

961
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 5: But I find that rather than having that be some

962
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 5: sort of onus, though it kind of gives you a

963
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 5: sense of purpose.

964
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: It's but by the way, you don't have to do

965
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: anything extra. But you're their son in law. You know

966
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 2: what son in laws do. They call up they're like, hey,

967
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 2: you need to borrow a ladder. Like you're their son

968
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 2: in law. So like, and the good news is you

969
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about anything because like, men don't

970
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: do anything.

971
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: Do you have a ladder?

972
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 8: I have a step ladder.

973
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: No, you're a brown man, Go get you a ladder.

974
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: I think you need to get a real ladder.

975
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 8: I just so I don't need ladder.

976
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 5: Okay, well, then hire someone to bring them a ladder.

977
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 5: I think that's what Eliza's saying.

978
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 2: Or next time you go to the house, start knocking

979
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: on studs and be like, this is a solid wall.

980
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 2: Just start trying to fix things in their house, Be like,

981
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: can we readjust this door, bring a level, just start

982
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 2: seeing if everything's just start critiquing all the masculine stuff.

983
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 3: And then you take the stud finder and you put

984
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 3: it to your own chest and you're like, found.

985
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 7: Well that's literally what I can do.

986
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean that's one step in the right direction.

987
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you guys, I have a question for you.

988
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 5: Are you guys affectionate in front of her family?

989
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 8: We don't hide it.

990
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 7: We don't like make it something that we try to

991
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 7: hide or flaunt it and like we're not trying to

992
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 7: do something that's not us.

993
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 6: At the same time, this holiday season, it's time to

994
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 6: amp it up.

995
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 1: And the holidays are right around the corner because we're

996
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: in March.

997
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, so time to prepare a lot of caressing, a

998
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: lot of neck kissing.

999
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: Just let him know on the ladder. You want to

1000
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 1: do all of this on the ladder.

1001
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 7: While critiquing everything.

1002
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: Right, yes, yeah, just be a man.

1003
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 5: But you know what we're saying, right, You got what

1004
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 5: we're saying, Blake.

1005
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 8: With all of.

1006
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 7: The toxic masculine going around on the news right now,

1007
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 7: I think I can convey.

1008
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 5: Some of that.

1009
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's what this is the answer. Want make

1010
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: Ontario great again.

1011
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 7: You know what, Canada might be the best state if

1012
00:40:59,080 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 7: it happens.

1013
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 6: Guys, welcome, Welcome number fifty one.

1014
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 8: Don't worry.

1015
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 7: Chelsea already has a place here, so it's not even

1016
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 7: like she really has to do.

1017
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 5: It's not like I'm even emmigrating. I'm just like going

1018
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 5: from the Canadian passport. I don't I have a house

1019
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 5: in Whistler, Canada, but I don't have a pass if.

1020
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: She won't need one.

1021
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 5: But I am marry yeah if I have to, but

1022
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 5: I don't need to marry a Canadian.

1023
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 7: No.

1024
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1025
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 5: Everyone was always like before the election was like, oh,

1026
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 5: you could just move to Canada. I'm like, I have

1027
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 5: a feeling he probably thinks he's getting to invade Canada

1028
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 5: and take Canada over.

1029
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: Like Canada is not far enough away.

1030
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 7: I don't think he can get that can up north.

1031
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 6: You get it here.

1032
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: It's a little tan, it's from a.

1033
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 8: Bottle, That's what I mean.

1034
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 7: But we don't sell it here, so.

1035
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1036
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 2: Well, especially if it's American maid, you won't be RP

1037
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 2: Tito's Vodko.

1038
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 5: Sorry about that anyway, Blake, good luck with everything.

1039
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 8: Congrats, thank you so much.

1040
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: Congrats on your relationship.

1041
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 5: And I think you're gonna I think you're actually gonna

1042
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 5: be a great example for your in laws and that

1043
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 5: whole family to you know, open minds and expand horizons.

1044
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 8: Well, thank you. I appreciate everything.

1045
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 5: Guys. Okay, thanks Mike. It was just taking a bite

1046
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 5: of that. It was like calling my name, all.

1047
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,479
Speaker 1: Right, onto our next Blake. Oh, this is Blake.

1048
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 3: Back to back black, back to back Blakes. So our

1049
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: next Blake is twenty eight. He's here in La. He says,

1050
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 3: Dear Chelsea, I need some big sister energy, and who

1051
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 3: better than you. After over a decade of producing unscripted

1052
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 3: content spanning editorial TV commercials, presidential campaigns, and the wild

1053
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: West of social media, I'm ready for a change. I've

1054
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 3: worked for iconic brands across the Conde Nash portfolio, produced

1055
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 3: for Hillary Clinton and Stacy Abrams, and even helped Applebee's

1056
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 3: snag a can Lions.

1057
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: Fancas LinkedIn bio. Seriously, I mean, you know to backbar.

1058
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 3: But despite all this, I've hit a wall of unfulfillment.

1059
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 3: After layoff in NYC, I moved back to LA and

1060
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 3: landed a job in programming management at a live streaming giant.

1061
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 3: While I'm grateful, I've realized I want to return to

1062
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 3: my first love, producing, specifically in scripted TV. Qua Mentor's advice,

1063
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 3: if you can't find the project, create it. So I

1064
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 3: started writing work that began as a cathartic way to

1065
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: process a breakup. Yes, I Taylor swifted the shit out

1066
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 3: of it and reflect on chaotic work situationships. Imagine a

1067
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 3: flirtatious gay CEO in advertising harder than it sounds, has

1068
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 3: turned into something I'm genuinely proud of. I've drafted two stories,

1069
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 3: one rooted in rogate emotions, the other dripping in jewey

1070
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: high camp, and I've shocked myself by how much I

1071
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 3: love this creative outlet.

1072
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: Here's where I need your advice.

1073
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: I feel this poll to pursue writing and producing scripted

1074
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 3: TV full time, but the thought of freelancing and giving

1075
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 3: up financial stability Hello student loans terrifies me. Everyone in

1076
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 3: LA seems to have advice, but now I'm stuck in

1077
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: analysis paralysis. How do I take the next right sized

1078
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 3: step toward a career I'm passionate about without losing myself

1079
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 3: in the process. How do I balance humility, creative ambition,

1080
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 3: and the rent checks with love and kindness?

1081
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 6: Blake?

1082
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: Hi Blake? Hello, Hello, Hi Blake Blake.

1083
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 5: Eliza, do you want to take this? This is our

1084
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 5: special guest Eliza Slessinger.

1085
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm very familiar.

1086
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: Was that good?

1087
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 8: No, in a good way? In a very good way.

1088
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 2: I mean, I am no stranger to the analysis paralysis,

1089
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: but also the actual act of putting one foot in

1090
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 2: front of the other. And it's tough because you got

1091
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 2: a taste of normalcy with a steady paycheck, and.

1092
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 6: You're like, oh, look, how cozy this is.

1093
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: If you were just an artist from the start and

1094
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: you were used to flying by the seat of your pants,

1095
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: then that would be very comfortable for you. I am that,

1096
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 2: Like I am a freelance person, right, these are the

1097
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 2: things that I do. I don't have that backup job.

1098
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: The answer is, you're just going to have to do both.

1099
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: You're just going to have to be exhausted. And the

1100
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 2: question that I can't answer for you is will you

1101
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 2: be okay being not artistically fulfilled in this life if

1102
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: your creature comforts outweigh that some people are. For me,

1103
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 2: it is paramount, But some people can live that way.

1104
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: And are you willing to keep that job so you

1105
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: can keep your lights on and then just write at

1106
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: night and just hustle and have two jobs until one

1107
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: edges out.

1108
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 9: The other short answer is yeah. So, like for me,

1109
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 9: I originally moved away from LA to go to New

1110
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 9: York because I at my core am a hustler. And

1111
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 9: so while I was doing a lot of those other projects,

1112
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 9: like I always had a full time job, and like

1113
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 9: I was able to freelance and sort of navigate it.

1114
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 9: And what happened to me is I got a job

1115
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 9: and got a really nice salary. I was still living

1116
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 9: paycheck to paycheck at the time because New York was

1117
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 9: just crazy, but I didn't freelance anymore. And then when

1118
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 9: I had the layoff happen, it just shook everything up

1119
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 9: and terrified me. And now I'm back in a place

1120
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 9: where I have a full time job again. I came

1121
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 9: back to LA and I'm really sort of leaning into

1122
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 9: this creative outlet that I really love, but I don't

1123
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 9: have side hustles, and that's kind of where I'm like,

1124
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 9: I know I need to get back into the side hustles,

1125
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 9: but sort of writing has taken the spot of what

1126
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 9: that would be because I'm doing it at night.

1127
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 8: I'm doing it on my lunch breaks at my full

1128
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 8: time job.

1129
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 2: Is it you're writing a scripted show. There's only two

1130
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 2: scripted shows.

1131
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,959
Speaker 8: Yeah, two scripted shows right now.

1132
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 2: Well, all you have to do is create those and

1133
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: then it's about just getting somebody to read it. Like,

1134
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: you're not a showrunner, you're not producing these things. So

1135
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 2: if you've done that, the next step is connecting it

1136
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 2: to the right people, and then the idea is that

1137
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: that gets made so you can leave your other job.

1138
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 6: But it sounds like you're already doing both of them.

1139
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's what I'm getting from you.

1140
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 5: You're doing all of it, and I mean I think

1141
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 5: you're looking for like a way out of doing all

1142
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 5: of it together, like some sort of jackpot.

1143
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is that you do have

1144
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 1: to fucking hustle.

1145
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 5: You do, and it's brutal sometimes, but like it is

1146
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 5: a means to an end, it does pay off. So

1147
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 5: while it might not be like the most glamorous part

1148
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 5: of your life right now, it deserves your focus and

1149
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 5: attention so that it can become your source of income

1150
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 5: as well.

1151
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: But also, I mean, yes, and it has to be

1152
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 2: something that like, and it sounds like it is like

1153
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 2: you can't live without it. Like I wrote a movie

1154
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 2: that's on Netflix called Good on Paper, and that movie

1155
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 2: is something that I wrote every time I didn't get

1156
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 2: the audition, every time I had an off night and

1157
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 2: I didn't have sets when I could have been going

1158
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: out but I didn't, like, I always returned to that document.

1159
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 2: And the good news is you have that fire in you.

1160
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you right now. And it seems

1161
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: to happen for everyone but me. There is no moment

1162
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: where they knock and they're like, hey, we're making it.

1163
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 2: You will submit this, Hey, we'll read it next week. Okay,

1164
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: it's in three weeks. Oh the executive got sick. Oh

1165
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 2: she had a baby, and then they'll pick it up.

1166
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 2: But we're gonna do it in the summer. Okay, Well,

1167
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 2: it's actually gonna be for digital.

1168
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: Like you have to.

1169
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: Become so accustomed to just eating shit for breakfast, because

1170
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 2: these things take forever. I just took a blind script

1171
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 2: deal with a major network that took eight months. I'm sorry,

1172
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 2: I didn't take eight months to even get the deal,

1173
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 2: and in the end we didn't take it because it

1174
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: was so about eight months just to make a deal

1175
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: for a show I hadn't created.

1176
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: So I'm just letting make a deal for a show

1177
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: you had not created, hadn't created.

1178
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 2: It was a blind script deal, and in the end

1179
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: we didn't take it. It is such a slog So you

1180
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 2: have to be so in love with your characters and

1181
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 2: your process, and then you have to be okay with

1182
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: them dying when someone buys this and it sits on

1183
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: a shelf.

1184
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: You have to love the process so much.

1185
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, And that's kind of where I think I felt

1186
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 9: inspired to write in because like, I, actually I'm loving

1187
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 9: this process. I never thought like I wanted to get

1188
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 9: into scripted, but that was kind of elusive. And then

1189
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 9: I had a mentor to just be like, then just

1190
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 9: go write it, and it seems so simple, and I

1191
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 9: actually fell in love with the writing process and it

1192
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 9: became really great. And then you know, I was so

1193
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 9: consumed by one project that I started another, And now

1194
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 9: I have these two projects that are just kind of

1195
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 9: building and it's been really fun and exciting, but you know,

1196
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 9: I do kind of want to pivot into this and

1197
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 9: it sort of became like this thing of fear where

1198
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, I actually have to like now continue

1199
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 9: to push this onward and stuff. But I think the

1200
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 9: fear is sort of coming from like feeling like I'm

1201
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 9: being consumed by just making it all happen and doing

1202
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 9: the hustle and doing everything, which isn't something that I'm

1203
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 9: necessarily foreign to.

1204
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: It's not it doesn't sound like fear to me.

1205
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 2: It sounds like anxiety because you're wanting it all to

1206
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 2: happen and I get it like all at once right now,

1207
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: But there's actually very little to be done once you've

1208
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 2: written it, and it's going to be sending these emails

1209
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 2: like there's actually nothing to fear here because nothing is happening.

1210
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 6: You don't have to leave that job yet. What you

1211
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 6: are is bored.

1212
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm ready to go, and this industry is

1213
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 2: moved so slowly.

1214
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 6: So the hardest thing to do is nothing. And that's

1215
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 6: what's happening right now.

1216
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 2: You've got to go to work, polish your draft, make

1217
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: sure that when it's sent, it's the best version. Don't

1218
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: just fire it off. And I'm the worst at that,

1219
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 2: Like I will send a network draft with typos like

1220
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 2: I don't even I didn't prove read my college essays.

1221
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 2: It's just slow. And that's the hardest part is remembering

1222
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 2: to live your life while your dreams like slowly start

1223
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 2: to take off.

1224
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1225
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 3: Sean Hayes once gave a piece of advice that was

1226
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 3: like he for himself when he was coming up. He said,

1227
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 3: and I think he actually still does this, but do

1228
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 3: one thing every day that's like toward the career you

1229
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 3: want to have. So like you feel like oh, I

1230
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 3: got to be taking meaning is I gotta be doing

1231
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 3: doing all these things. Even if every day you do

1232
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 3: one thing that's advancing your career or one contact, you're

1233
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 3: still making progress.

1234
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 2: The biggest mistake you can make is thinking other people

1235
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: are working for you, and then you find out that

1236
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 2: they're not read the trades. Find the executive at the streamer,

1237
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 2: what's your dream network? How do you get to that person?

1238
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: Who can you befriend that could read that? Do you

1239
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 2: have a rep?

1240
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: Do you have reps?

1241
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 8: No? I don't.

1242
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: That's the other you got to get that rep.

1243
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 9: I've always been in house, Like when I was at Conde,

1244
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 9: I was in house and advertising and so like when

1245
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 9: I was freelance saying, it was just me getting tapped

1246
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 9: by people within my network.

1247
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,280
Speaker 8: But I've never had a REP.

1248
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 9: And I got invite earlier on that was sort of like,

1249
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 9: you know, you don't really need a REP if you

1250
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 9: don't have anything to be wrapped. But now I'm sort

1251
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 9: of at a spot where I'm like, is this the

1252
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 9: tipping point or do I need to actually get get now?

1253
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 5: This is how you get representation with the material that

1254
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 5: you have. The material written is so far and there

1255
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 5: is something that separates people who succeed in this business

1256
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 5: and people that don't. And I think you're at the

1257
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 5: crescendo of that, or at the tipping point of that.

1258
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 5: I should say, you got to just keep fucking chugging away.

1259
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 5: Like it is hard, it is arduous, it's all of

1260
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 5: those things. But that's what separates people from being successful in.

1261
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: This industry and people who aren't is.

1262
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 5: The people that give up at this point or it's.

1263
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: Like overwhelmed, or I don't know what to do next.

1264
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: It's like no one's coming to save you.

1265
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, what's your next step?

1266
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: You have two scripts?

1267
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 8: So I have two concepts. I'm starting to script them

1268
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 8: right now.

1269
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 1: Because some people won't want you to do that.

1270
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with having a script in your back pocket,

1271
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 2: and you need a concept is very hard to sell

1272
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 2: if it's not packaged.

1273
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: So right now, it's just you.

1274
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 2: If you were if you walked in and you're like,

1275
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 2: I've got these three pieces of talent attached and someone

1276
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 2: loves it. Nobody wants that have that script, and maybe

1277
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 2: you show it to maybe you don't, but at least

1278
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,479
Speaker 2: you can show it to your rep.

1279
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 6: Like you need proof of concept.

1280
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 9: If it's a scripted No, it is scripted for sure.

1281
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 9: One of the thriller drama. One of them is the

1282
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 9: drama d so.

1283
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: I think they're hour long.

1284
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 8: Both of them are eight episodes one hour each per season.

1285
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 6: Not only do you need the script, I mean you can.

1286
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 6: You can do a pitch.

1287
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 2: Some people for a pitch, but this pitch needs to

1288
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 2: be like you need a one sheet, you need a

1289
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 2: pitch deck, and you need these things to be like grabbable.

1290
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,240
Speaker 2: And I would ask someone you know who's a writer

1291
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,280
Speaker 2: for other examples of a pitch deck. Unless you already

1292
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: have that. It's the hardest part. I always find it's

1293
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 2: easier to just write the script. I hate pitching. It's

1294
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 2: a great way to have people tell you to fuck off.

1295
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 2: But you should be writing the script. Were you planning

1296
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: on writing it?

1297
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was planning on writing it.

1298
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 9: I sort of was getting into like putting the pitch

1299
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 9: material and series bible together, and then I've been getting

1300
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 9: feedback and people are like, oh, you sort of just

1301
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 9: need more of a script this as well.

1302
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 2: You should just write the script because it is in

1303
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 2: that script that you will find all the problems. Have

1304
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: people read it, have people you trust not your friend.

1305
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 2: But like real writers, read it, rewrite it, rewrite it,

1306
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 2: get it to a place where you think it's bulletproof,

1307
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: then give it to your rep who will give you

1308
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: their critiques, and then you go from there. But you

1309
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: got to you have to actually write it. Otherwise you're

1310
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 2: just a person who says that they're a writer.

1311
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1312
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 9: I don't call myself a writer, if any I know,

1313
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 9: I'm a producer, and I think that's been like the

1314
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 9: other hesitation is like I've done producaying, I've directed a

1315
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 9: little bit, but like writing is like very I haven't

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Speaker 9: done it since college, and like this is like actually

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Speaker 9: something that I'm finding them falling in love with.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy it, enjoy falling in love with it. Thank god

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Speaker 1: Eliza was here today. She's giving you great advice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't tell you that I've read Saved the

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Speaker 2: Cat in a long time their Screenwriter podcast. Like, write

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Speaker 2: it and then you'll rewrite it and then step away

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Speaker 2: write it again. Then you can get your agent can't

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Speaker 2: represent you unless they have something to actually read. Otherwise

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Speaker 2: it's just like a fun concept. Nobody really wants to

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Speaker 2: read a Bible. That's fair enough, any kind of Bible heard.

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Speaker 8: He herd.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well thanks for calling in. I mean that's some

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Speaker 5: good advice. So good luck with everything, beautiful.

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Speaker 8: Thank you all so much.

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Speaker 3: Check back in in like six months, Blake, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: let us.

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Speaker 2: Know how you're doing from your mansion after you sold

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: And I'm jealous.

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Speaker 8: I wish so awesome. Thank you all so much. I

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Speaker 8: appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye bye. It's such a it's such a brutal.

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Speaker 5: I'm like with career stuff, I'm like, I don't fucking

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00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 5: know what to tell you. I don't really know. Let's

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00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 5: put one foot front of it. Like all I can

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00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 5: say is hustle, hustle, hustle. But it's like that was

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Speaker 5: good too because it got into specifics.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's and it's like it's a super granular thing.

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Speaker 2: But like that's what's so great about stand up is

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00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 2: like just go up, just go You don't need someone

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Speaker 2: to okay it, No one has to, Like you can

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Speaker 2: just you can create it every night. The writing is tough,

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Speaker 2: but plenty of show creators like we're like Mark Platt

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00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 2: was like a lawyer and then he created shows. Like

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Speaker 2: a lot of people just start as something else and

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Speaker 2: just move into writing so it can be done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just hard. Let's take a quick break and

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Speaker 1: I have a little wrap up question.

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Speaker 5: Great, we'll be right back with Eliza. I keep saying, Blessinger.

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Speaker 5: We'll be right back with Eliza Schlessinger.

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Speaker 1: Is hands blessing ger?

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Girl? Yeah? I've been saying Eliza Slessinger.

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Everybody does.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's Eliza Slessinger. Everybody, it's Eliza Schlessinger.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 5: Now you're Jewish Eliza Schlessinger.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Isn't it so much better that way? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: It is Schlessing jer Nope, test and we're back with

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Speaker 5: Eliza schlessen Ger.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 6: That's totally the way to do it, with a pause

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Speaker 6: in the middle.

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Speaker 1: I like it like a hyphen emphasis. Yeah, not an

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Speaker 1: umlaut a hyphen. I wish. I wish I came from

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Speaker 1: a culture that anti umloud. Oh we are I think so,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We love getting canceled.

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Speaker 3: This writer says, Dear Chelsea, my ninety seven year old

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Speaker 3: neighbor of six years who is thriving, calls me Kimberly.

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Speaker 3: My name is Kendall. Do I tell her xoxo, Kendall.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, just tell her your name is

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Speaker 5: Eliza Schlessinger.

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Speaker 1: And she'll have an aneurysm trying to pronounce it.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 5: I love that she calls you the wrong name. That's fun,

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00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 5: have fun with it.

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00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's to be gained?

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00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 6: How much longer could she possibly be calling you by

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00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 6: this name?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Eliza?

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Speaker 5: Everybody can watch Eliza Schlessinger's news special. It's on Amazon Prime, okay,

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00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,879
Speaker 5: and it's called a Different Animal. And if you need

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00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 5: to know more about her, go to her Instagram, go

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00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 5: to her Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Are you still on Facebook? Probably? I mean I only

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to get on face.

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Speaker 6: I don't have my password. Can I plug my podcast?

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00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: Because it's absolutely producer and co hosts always like you

1396
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 2: need to tell people you have a podcast. It's called

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Speaker 2: Ask Eliza Anything. And the time this comes out, we

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Speaker 2: will have our new home on Lemonada, and I do

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Speaker 2: what we do here is I the audience is the guest.

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Speaker 2: So we do we have life advice?

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Speaker 1: Perfect? Oh god, how funny? Yeah? So Askalize Anything? Okay,

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Speaker 1: out love it? Thank you Eliza, thanks for having me. Chlsea,

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00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: thank you you do Do Do Do Do.

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Speaker 5: Do drum roll Catherine, please, Chelsea Handler Abroad. Abroad is

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Speaker 5: my European tour, which I just announced. Tickets go on

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Speaker 5: sale tomorrow or today or there's a pre sale code, Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: So I'm coming to.

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Speaker 5: Obviously find a husband abroad. I need to get the

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Speaker 5: health out of this fucking country. And it's not as

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Speaker 5: easy as you think. So I'm coming to Rekuvik. I'm

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Speaker 5: coming to Dublin. I'm coming to the UK. I'm coming

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Speaker 5: to Brussels, Paris, Belfast.

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Speaker 1: In May and June.

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Speaker 5: I'm coming to Oslo, Stockholm, to Copenhagen, Manchester, London, Glasgow,

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Speaker 5: New Zurich, Vienna.

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Speaker 1: I've never ever.

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Speaker 5: Been to Vienna, Berlin, Barcelona, and Lisbon. I'm coming abroad

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Speaker 5: is abroad that.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like fun. I'm gonna go see you abroad. I

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Speaker 1: ride out.

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Speaker 5: I want to go see me abroad and there all

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Speaker 5: be there, All be fun, okay, all Upcoming Vegas dates

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Speaker 5: March twenty first, April eighteenth, July fifth, August thirtieth, November

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Speaker 5: one and twenty ninth at the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas.

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Speaker 3: If you'd like advice from Chelsea, shoot us an email

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Speaker 3: at Dear Chelsea podcast at gmail dot com and be

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Speaker 3: sure to include your phone number. Dear Chelsea is edited

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Speaker 3: and engineered by Brad Dickert executive producer Catherine Law and

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Speaker 3: be sure to check out our merch at Chelseahandler dot

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Speaker 3: com