Speaker 1: Polonium. Polyganalon is a good nickname. I mean, if you're
Speaker 1: going to go into a career of poisoning, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Obviously you need to get access to polonium.
Speaker 2: What about just polonium ganolin, polonium, that's probably how I think,
Speaker 2: so the evil White guyes amongst us.
Speaker 1: But yeah, polonium the substance that Russia uses to poison people.
Speaker 1: That what that they want them, that they want poison,
Speaker 1: but that they want to sign their poisoning. They're like,
Speaker 1: this is okay, So we've.
Speaker 2: Piled better than my method of like a red wax seal.
Speaker 1: That's that's how you do it.
Speaker 2: That's how I sign. Yeah, Miles, Miles is going to
Speaker 2: wake up tomorrow.
Speaker 1: With a red black seal just on his hand.
Speaker 2: Why am I awake? And also what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Did I go to a club?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 4: Andrew T specifically mentioned poisoning Miles yesterday.
Speaker 1: I know it's a it's a trend yeah going around. Yeah, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you're both poisoning Miles, and you know what that might
Speaker 1: be why it's not working to fully Like they're canceled
Speaker 1: to get you. Yeah, the poisoning that you're doing is
Speaker 1: being offset by Andrew.
Speaker 2: You know what. This has happened with me and Andrew before. Actually,
Speaker 2: now that I think about it, Lady Gaga, Okay, to
Speaker 2: go out communication.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys just need to get aligned on that ship.
Speaker 2: Where the problems were too aligned. Argonium Andrews what we
Speaker 2: call it? I don't know, arsenic Andrew.
Speaker 1: Is that arsenic Andrew?
Speaker 2: That would make more sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, I'm sorry, we'll allow it. Kim.
Speaker 1: It just showed up in the waiting room.
Speaker 3: How's it going, guys?
Speaker 1: Good? How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good. Sorry, I'm a little bit late.
Speaker 2: We were talking about such important things and not riffing
Speaker 2: about poisoning Miles at all. You know what, Balls, I
Speaker 2: feel missed out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you missed. You missed out on a
Speaker 1: incriminating admission, from.
Speaker 2: Which I consistently do, like every episode.
Speaker 1: Every time, every time Miles is out, like.
Speaker 2: I burn down his house. I made him sick. He's
Speaker 2: my nemesis. We are cartoon villains. I know about the
Speaker 2: burning down the house. That is something I'm on Reddit
Speaker 2: about and I talk. I know you're spreading my message. Yes,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure which side I'm on, but I'm on
Speaker 3: his side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a little early. Just you know, we're
Speaker 1: still figuring out.
Speaker 2: Fence when I burned it down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season four eighteen,
Speaker 5: Episode four.
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Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dab into America,
Speaker 1: share consciousness through the day's news. We also have a
Speaker 1: weekly history version of the show dropping each Monday morning.
Speaker 1: We do a deep dive into the history of different icons. Einstein, Arkle,
Speaker 1: the first two icons you think of when I say
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Speaker 1: this is Crossfire. I don't know what my name is.
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Speaker 1: oh Brian. That's how you pronounce it. Oh sorry, you
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Speaker 2: Oh sorry O'Brien.
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, Sorry, Brien, I'm I'm I'm sorry. My catchphrase.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined in our second seat by
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Speaker 1: You can catch her soon at sketch Fest in the
Speaker 1: Bay Area. It's Polonium.
Speaker 2: Trying. That's like my theme song, just yelling I poisoned,
Speaker 2: Mile alright, poison is.
Speaker 3: Miles Bram dj Khala drops, you're talking trend Brott.
Speaker 1: Bryan was trying to give you a little nickname for
Speaker 1: your poisoning name every time colonium polonium ganal and I.
Speaker 1: If I did that, it would just seem like I
Speaker 1: was another.
Speaker 2: That is what you call three years of our friendship, Polonium?
Speaker 1: Is that? Do I have that right? I was like,
Speaker 1: jork uh Paula, Hello, do I have that right? We're
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the
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Speaker 1: galon the butt plug Beat. It's kim Windo.
Speaker 3: A k forgot an ak ak forgot.
Speaker 1: An ak a Kim Winder.
Speaker 2: Okay, question red. We know that that's inspired by the
Speaker 2: Indian Bindi, but how such a perfect react? Someone cut that.
Speaker 2: He went like, I knew it was gonna happen. It
Speaker 2: just took eight years. I think of it every time.
Speaker 3: I just haven't brought it up, and I, you know what,
Speaker 3: this is my white ass not thinking of it. I
Speaker 3: basted it off my period and then it was like
Speaker 3: two years and I'm like, oh no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it was a lot better than your original
Speaker 2: red dot orfeather dot com.
Speaker 3: But you know, I tried out all the nationalities and
Speaker 3: that one just flowed the best.
Speaker 2: She did. The head not stop canceling me.
Speaker 1: We just started stop canceling me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm helping you grift grift to thee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is helping your career like she did with Jojo Siwa.
Speaker 1: Kim thrilled to have you back. How's it going pretty good?
Speaker 2: How about you guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We were talking the other day about how
Speaker 1: it's not even an appropriate question that I just asked
Speaker 1: you how's it going? How are you doing really good?
Speaker 2: To respond in one note.
Speaker 1: Because the implied answer is like really good, and that's
Speaker 1: nobody's answer right now.
Speaker 2: You're either like Jeff Bezos good or really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should I should reserve that question for when
Speaker 1: we have Bezos on next.
Speaker 2: I don't know him following me up like that's going
Speaker 2: to be a bit.
Speaker 1: Of a letdown. Yeah, Kim, we're thrilled to have you here.
Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the
Speaker 1: listeners a couple of the things we're talking about. We
Speaker 1: got to see what the Pentagon Press Corps looks like.
Speaker 1: Like it's, you know, they've gotten rid of it very
Speaker 1: just oozing sexuality sports illustrated. But you know now that
Speaker 1: they've kicked all of the actual journalists out, it's giving
Speaker 1: high school news report. But then we got to meet
Speaker 1: a guy named Ricky Burrea who is not drunk. I
Speaker 1: don't know why you keep saying he's not drunk. We're
Speaker 1: gonna watch the video. I'm gonna explain why he must
Speaker 1: have like an inter ear infection or something. So we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. We'll talk about Donald Trump saying that
Speaker 1: his secretary's got a beautiful face and those lips that
Speaker 1: don't stop. Oh God, did say that said that? Shit.
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna give some urgent, an urgent health warning
Speaker 1: about why you might not want to take parenting advice
Speaker 1: from Sam Altman and Jimmy Fallon all that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, Kim, we do like to ask our guest,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that's revealing about
Speaker 1: who you are?
Speaker 2: Your search history, your search.
Speaker 1: I will mystery, I will not willing. I'm a fent
Speaker 1: his head, well, will not do her history. Now, what's
Speaker 1: something from your search his or her history?
Speaker 3: Well, this doesn't help my white persona, But I just
Speaker 3: looked up cheat l pastore tacos. My husband wants it
Speaker 3: for dinner tonight. I'm like, sure, I'm done with this
Speaker 3: thing about like one o'clock. I could do this in
Speaker 3: five hours maybe. And yeah, the definition of white girl tacos?
Speaker 1: What is?
Speaker 2: So? What kind of mayo are you gonna use?
Speaker 1: How much? Wow?
Speaker 2: Spicy?
Speaker 1: Is what? Culture? That's true? Cheat?
Speaker 3: Basically because you should marinate it for like several hours
Speaker 3: if not overnight. Yeah, and I can't throw this ship
Speaker 3: in a crock pot. But you want that good flavor.
Speaker 1: Good good yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All recipes dot Com came in though, what was the
Speaker 2: what was the sob story at the beginning of the recipe.
Speaker 3: The granddad died, right. I love the jump to recipe
Speaker 3: button like I hate no time for you. I actually
Speaker 3: go there and only read the stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jump to recipe might be the most useful button
Speaker 1: on the internet. Like that. Has anybody ever hit come
Speaker 1: to the jump to recipe button? Then? Not used it?
Speaker 1: Has anyone been like?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: I want to see where they're going with this story?
Speaker 1: That is me. I only go to the what I
Speaker 1: came for for the stories, to see the.
Speaker 3: Archive of our own like you go for fan fix
Speaker 3: to recipe drama stories.
Speaker 1: I want to see their Olivia Nuzzy esque indulgent prose.
Speaker 1: I want to see where where they're.
Speaker 2: Going in love with the recipe makers.
Speaker 3: You know what if they had straight up erotica before
Speaker 3: a recipe, I would stick around a lot longer.
Speaker 1: And they may No one would know what's written.
Speaker 2: You haven't come to my blog obviously for buttered noodles,
Speaker 2: but mostly the sex at the beginning.
Speaker 3: But the butter noodle the.
Speaker 1: Hottest, the hottest food possible.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do toast, I do anal.
Speaker 3: And then toast toast that my thursdays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, an then toast. That is being able to speed
Speaker 1: cool down a drink and speed marinate, two things that
Speaker 1: I have often been like, man, that would be great.
Speaker 1: You know if you could just like take a can,
Speaker 1: put it somewhere, it becomes cold the way that food
Speaker 1: becomes hot in the microwave. And also same same with
Speaker 1: a little marinache, which I have never done on time.
Speaker 1: I've never thought to do it before. I was like hungry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, everyone says Instapot's great. It's not like it
Speaker 3: does lack a depth of flavor because I've tried several
Speaker 3: recipes and it just doesn't hit right. But I don't
Speaker 3: know what I want to eat the day before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what am I a fucking mind reader? What
Speaker 1: am I? Doc Brown?
Speaker 2: What am I a woman planning for her family?
Speaker 1: What am I a caring mother? What am I somebody
Speaker 1: who can use their brain properly and plan things are?
Speaker 2: What am I not? Kim Kardashian's prefrontal cortex.
Speaker 1: It's got holes, it's got holes. I know that reference, Polly,
Speaker 1: I know that reference. We did cover it. Ay, So
Speaker 1: your your brain is amazing, as we see in this scan,
Speaker 1: it's one of the best brains. You're really good at
Speaker 1: dealing with stress. Only area of concern and it's a
Speaker 1: small area of con here. And this is from an
Speaker 1: episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yeah, she's meeting
Speaker 1: with the neurology.
Speaker 2: Or the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: The Kardashians only area of concern these holes in your brain.
Speaker 2: I think he said it wasn't light lighting up enough.
Speaker 2: I think it was like holes going to the shadow lands.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, black holes of activity.
Speaker 3: But then they like she didn't have enough activity to
Speaker 3: justify her not passing the bar.
Speaker 2: Right again, well, I think it's that. And then also
Speaker 2: they probably want to put probes in our brains. And
Speaker 2: then also they were trying to explain why she has
Speaker 2: no feelings when good or bad things happen, like why
Speaker 2: she's botox. But that's also like the things she says
Speaker 2: and does. She's like, I'm so calm and like I
Speaker 2: can handle any situation, and it's like, probably not the bar.
Speaker 1: But the botox is an interesting theory because that there
Speaker 1: are studies that have been done that people who have
Speaker 1: botox it's not just that they're not able to emote
Speaker 1: the feelings they're feeling on the inside, like the relationship
Speaker 1: between our face and our brain is a two way street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and therefore, if you're not able to make facial expressions,
Speaker 1: you're actually not even able to feel the feelings themselves
Speaker 1: in the first place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's people who get too much botox have
Speaker 1: reported like feeling depressed, like actually not being able to
Speaker 1: like have feelings for a couple of months afterwards.
Speaker 2: This is like I remember, like when I was living
Speaker 2: in the Bay, not that this is unique to the Bay,
Speaker 2: but like years ago, I would like walk to public
Speaker 2: transit to go to work, and like I kept having
Speaker 2: like a bitch face on because I was like I
Speaker 2: don't want anybody talking to me and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 2: putting me in a really bad mood. Like at the
Speaker 2: beginning of my day, Yeah, I'm going to go outside
Speaker 2: and smile today.
Speaker 1: And then within like, oh my god, I was just
Speaker 1: going to tell you should smile more.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In two minutes, someone can't called me in the
Speaker 2: most racist.
Speaker 3: Way I was ever smiling again. Yeah, the one time
Speaker 3: you try to be positive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were like we're not okay, go back
Speaker 2: in go back in.
Speaker 1: Uh little psa. If you're out hiking in the woods
Speaker 1: and a guy says, hey, you gotta give him a
Speaker 1: little hay back so I can jack off later on
Speaker 1: thinking about you, that guy's the worst.
Speaker 2: He really is. Pseudo intellectual, white ass motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Main character of the Internet last year or last week,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, or whatever the fuck it was times
Speaker 1: the flat sit.
Speaker 3: It all runs together.
Speaker 1: Kim, What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Indoor malls?
Speaker 1: Indoor Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I do love an indoor mall.
Speaker 3: I just had a day date last week and I
Speaker 3: haven't been in a mall in forever, and we were
Speaker 3: just walking around and it was lovely. We didn't buy
Speaker 3: anything and it was just fun to window shop. We
Speaker 3: got like little polaroid pictures in the booths and had
Speaker 3: some cinnapun.
Speaker 2: It was great. I love that. I do love an
Speaker 2: indoor mall. I also love like like little Tokyo's and
Speaker 2: stuff will have like indoor malls where it's like all
Speaker 2: these fun like Japanese shops and little little Tokyo, little
Speaker 2: Chris Ruth's sting.
Speaker 1: Little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very cute and it's nice to be protected
Speaker 2: from the elements. Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3: Well, like where I live, it's fucking freezing now, So
Speaker 3: to have somewhere that's warm and can just i don't know,
Speaker 3: rack up some steps, that's great.
Speaker 1: And the indoor mall was such. I don't think people
Speaker 1: fully appreciate how pervasive and important the indoor mall culture
Speaker 1: was in the nineties. Like it was no all that.
Speaker 2: It was a big fucking deal where all the kids
Speaker 2: hung out.
Speaker 1: That's all you do.
Speaker 2: It was years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my birthday gift was to get a limo to
Speaker 3: go to the mall.
Speaker 1: That fuck you, No, we do that.
Speaker 2: For my birthday. Except for the limo. We had to
Speaker 2: go to my mom's van. But like, I didn't get
Speaker 2: any gifts. The gift was the limo.
Speaker 3: But I felt fancy.
Speaker 1: But she put an unplugged phone in the back so
Speaker 1: you would feel fancy.
Speaker 2: Like it was we had the best ginger ale. We
Speaker 2: would go like when I was in dance, we would
Speaker 2: have like competitions, or we'd have like a matinee show
Speaker 2: and then an evening show for like Sleeping Beauty or whatever,
Speaker 2: and in between we'd go to the mall and try
Speaker 2: on prom dresses. Yeah, that's what there was a hot topic.
Speaker 1: You know, we're talking about our Arnold Schwarzenegger Icons episode
Speaker 1: about how many of his movie, like his iconic scenes
Speaker 1: take place in malls. Like that. It was he was
Speaker 1: he only made sense in the eighties and nineties, like really,
Speaker 1: and he made so much. He was like such a
Speaker 1: product of that moment that people were like, could I
Speaker 1: see him like kill someone in the mall? Maybe? Could
Speaker 1: I get that in a mall?
Speaker 2: That's like the nostalgia of Stranger Things. One of their
Speaker 2: most epic scenes from previous seasons was in the mall,
Speaker 2: in the ice cream shop, or even the Last of Us,
Speaker 2: Like anytime there's like a horror movie and it goes
Speaker 2: back to a mall, it feels like it's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it makes you feel like a kid running from something.
Speaker 3: It was dead as fuck.
Speaker 1: It was also true you can go in there and
Speaker 1: be the only person in the mall. Like sometimes it's widow.
Speaker 2: It used to be different.
Speaker 1: There's a place in Los Angeles called the Beverly Center
Speaker 1: that is a massive, massive indoor mall that is almost
Speaker 1: it's almost like a fucking escape room. Like there's like
Speaker 1: you go, you get in an elevator from the parking garage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make sense to go through three levels
Speaker 2: of Best Buy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. It's so strange, but it was. I think
Speaker 1: it's in clueless. It's like the hot place to go
Speaker 1: and clueless. It's the indoor mall that they go to
Speaker 1: and clueless. It was like the coolest thing. And then
Speaker 1: the Grove came along and was like outdoor mall, and
Speaker 1: everyone was like, we're never going back to in door
Speaker 1: malls ever again. And you go in there it is haunted.
Speaker 1: It is completely empty. And the indoor malls, no, it's wild.
Speaker 2: That happened in every city, like in Utah when the
Speaker 2: Olympics came through, they had the Gateway Mall, which was
Speaker 2: like the outdoor mall. That was like the new cool mall.
Speaker 2: And then like the freaking water coming up that kids
Speaker 2: run through became a thing at every outdoor mall right,
Speaker 2: like there was. It was definitely the rise and fall
Speaker 2: of indoor malls like during our childhood, and then the
Speaker 2: outdoor mall and now everybody's just on Amazon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now nobody goes to either of them.
Speaker 3: I lived right by the Irvine Spectrum and it was
Speaker 3: a fucking nightmare every time parking was always miserable. There's
Speaker 3: people running around and then you know you have to
Speaker 3: deal with the weather. So the indoor mall, it was
Speaker 3: so refreshing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, outdoor malls, I feel like they have to walk
Speaker 2: further for some reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Minnesota mastered the indoor mall arts, the indoor everything art
Speaker 1: cold places. That is kind of a cool place where
Speaker 1: you just like, they're like, we made our entire downtown
Speaker 1: have an indoor mall running through, like from building to building,
Speaker 1: you just walk through a mall.
Speaker 2: They do that in like Pittsburgh too, Like when I
Speaker 2: went to I went to Carnegie Mellon and they would
Speaker 2: connect the like sometimes you would never have to go
Speaker 2: outside to go from class to class. But Minnesota's the
Speaker 2: Minneapolis mall has a freaking amusement park in it.
Speaker 1: I know, that's great, so cool.
Speaker 2: It's the Great America mall.
Speaker 1: I know it's in the Yeah, Okay, Kim, what's something
Speaker 1: These things overrated?
Speaker 3: Wrapping paper bullshit, It's expensive, controversial, damn. Like, I know
Speaker 3: people have a passion for it, but you have to
Speaker 3: be really fucking good. You have to order Gami that
Speaker 3: ship and then it still gets thrown away.
Speaker 2: Like my favorite not in the world I'm living it.
Speaker 3: I'm well, I'm not good with unwrapping paper. My favorite
Speaker 3: was the comics from the newspaper.
Speaker 2: Cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. That is so you comics it is,
Speaker 3: you know, but I just I was trying to buy
Speaker 3: some for you know, Christmas, and it was like twenty
Speaker 3: bucks for four rolls.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There. Otherwise, it feels it feels like there's a teared
Speaker 2: system of wrapping paper, just like toilet paper or like
Speaker 2: any paper where there's like the bullshit cheap version that
Speaker 2: rips really easy, and then there's the good stuff, you know,
Speaker 2: and that's how explusive that is annoying. Also the fact
Speaker 2: that we had to sell it in middle school for
Speaker 2: our school for some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just found out you can This was
Speaker 2: definitely a targeted ad on Instagram that wasn't presented as such,
Speaker 2: but apparently you can get like custom uh paper printed
Speaker 2: at Staples and people are doing it with their pet
Speaker 2: spaces and I'm like, that's really fucking cute.
Speaker 3: It's too shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just feels like it's an under explored like
Speaker 1: it could be better. I think I had like an
Speaker 1: overrated underrated Last year around wrapping paper, after like fucking
Speaker 1: with wrapping, I was just like it's impossible to get
Speaker 1: the right, like you're wasting so much of it. And
Speaker 1: maybe I think our listeners are like you just suck
Speaker 1: at wrapping press.
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm I also suck, and like every
Speaker 2: year you're like, but I'm gonna get better. And then
Speaker 2: it's like how did this star come out of a
Speaker 2: rectangle that I cut?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it doesn't help.
Speaker 3: Like they have these giant tubes and the just the
Speaker 3: tube is giant, but then you only get like four like.
Speaker 1: Three toilet paper. Do you see what the tube to
Speaker 1: paper ratio is on that exactly? Like what are we
Speaker 1: doing here?
Speaker 2: But also I feel like the tube length and I
Speaker 2: just feel like something is off about that, Like it
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be a tube it does, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, something.
Speaker 2: They're not focusing on on that technology or like women's
Speaker 2: reproductive health, both of those things equally important. Yeah women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've actually never touched wrapping paper. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell you guys are talking about.
Speaker 2: That's that's because you don't have delicate enough fingers.
Speaker 3: My ex father in law bought us a Christmas tree
Speaker 3: if I wrapped all of his gifts, and I'm just
Speaker 3: realizing now, like that was pretty sexist, because he got
Speaker 3: a hell of a deal. I wrapped like fifty gifts just.
Speaker 1: Going out and cutting down a tree, carrying it over
Speaker 1: his shoulder out of.
Speaker 2: The I would wrap all the gifts and then address
Speaker 2: them to myself. Yeah, I should have won that another
Speaker 2: for me, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, you guys sold wrapping paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they may have sell wrapping paper in like middle
Speaker 2: school and candy bars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was there too, So it was like a
Speaker 3: holiday things that you could sell like popcorn, wrapping paper,
Speaker 3: like junk items, and then it was just your way up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I.
Speaker 2: Remember you started on the junk and ended on the junk.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He never moved up in the child labor system.
Speaker 1: Just candy bars that were like off brand.
Speaker 2: The thing that I'm imagining children madmen, you gotta.
Speaker 1: Sell what about before? You've had candy bars before, right
Speaker 1: with like name brands you can trust on them. What
Speaker 1: if remove the name brands you can trust and the
Speaker 1: candy bars are worse?
Speaker 3: But bar.
Speaker 2: Chuck, They a weird howdery substu.
Speaker 1: The kids out into the streets.
Speaker 2: Kid is selling it. You can't say no to a child.
Speaker 2: You can in Utah when you're white and Mormon, and
Speaker 2: the little girl selling it to you is brown and
Speaker 2: it's a Sunday and you're not allowed to exchange money.
Speaker 2: But she doesn't have another free day. Utah's just doing it.
Speaker 2: Did I just do a trauma dump? I'm here for you.
Speaker 2: It's okay. There was a guy in my neighborhood who
Speaker 2: looked like Pierce Brosn and so that was my solid dope.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we will
Speaker 1: be right back.
Speaker 2: I made it weird.
Speaker 1: Er act in act, folks, And let's talk about the Pentagon.
Speaker 2: It has been dying freaking talk about the Pentagon. Five sides,
Speaker 2: come on, so two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean just the shape.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, they tried to make it four in two
Speaker 3: thousand and one.
Speaker 1: The Pentagon is kind of the mall. God, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty damn good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was really good.
Speaker 1: The Pentagon was built kind of with the logic of
Speaker 1: an indoor mall, where it's like just a completely plane
Speaker 1: on the outside and then all sorts of ship going
Speaker 1: on on the inside.
Speaker 2: And you're like, which entrancer do I meet you at
Speaker 2: the one that looks like all the others.
Speaker 1: And they did replaced that one wall with a Macy's.
Speaker 1: It's just a giant Macy's.
Speaker 2: Which side has the Starbucks?
Speaker 1: That's right? So Pete haig Seth has been trying to
Speaker 1: keep the press from coming in describing his actions because
Speaker 1: on paper it's not looking good, you know, So he
Speaker 1: started purging hostile journalists who asked tough questions like is
Speaker 1: that legal? Are you okay?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: So now the Pentagon Press Corps consists of just basically
Speaker 1: MAGA influencers like Laura Loomer and.
Speaker 2: Who can be more accurately named.
Speaker 1: I know she's right behind you. And then Matt child
Speaker 1: Venmo or Gates. That's just kind of like he wants
Speaker 1: people who are from his side because they don't care
Speaker 1: if all his war crimes are like blatant and should
Speaker 1: land him in the heg And they also are just
Speaker 1: like trained circus seals that ask softball questions that he's
Speaker 1: pre approved. So we got a little example of this
Speaker 1: from Matt Gaetz pretending to do journalism that seems like
Speaker 1: it's like I swear to God, this is a hard
Speaker 1: ass question. This is some of the worst production quality
Speaker 1: that we've seen in the Internet age, I would say,
Speaker 1: But I also the main thing that I took away
Speaker 1: from this is not the low quality of the production,
Speaker 1: but the performance of his chief of staff. Pete Hegg's
Speaker 1: has acting chief of staff, and I just want to
Speaker 1: see if you guys notice anything about what's going on
Speaker 1: with this guy.
Speaker 7: Are fully mission capable today, So that's a great question, man,
Speaker 7: and I appreciate you getting after it, because not enough,
Speaker 7: not enough. It is the most capable fighter that we
Speaker 7: have right now when it flies, when it flies, You're right,
Speaker 7: it is the most capable fighter what we have right now.
Speaker 7: And you saw last just last month in the acquisition speech.
Speaker 7: Is a department and leadership that's willing to get after it,
Speaker 7: to challenge industry to produce better. There are plenty of
Speaker 7: service to air missile systems that they are radiance have.
Speaker 1: We know that they did they shoot any of them?
Speaker 2: No, they didn't because we were so successful.
Speaker 7: And that platform, the F thirty five, is an amazing
Speaker 7: platform that can go after these systems.
Speaker 2: It is the most capable.
Speaker 1: Platform we have. Mat and what we're doing right now
Speaker 1: is we have a plan to get.
Speaker 7: To eighty percent mission capable race by twenty thirty.
Speaker 2: The Deputy Secretary of War.
Speaker 7: And Mike Duffy, the Under Secretary for Acquisitions. As a statement,
Speaker 7: is meeting with Lockey Garten almost weekly in the under
Speaker 7: this administration.
Speaker 1: I think that part he swallows a hiccup actually just.
Speaker 7: Right here, almost weekly in the under this administration, under
Speaker 7: President of Trump's administration.
Speaker 1: They are being held the task. I really like how
Speaker 1: he closes this one.
Speaker 7: They arby held the task the previous administration. It was
Speaker 7: a joke.
Speaker 2: It's not okay, you guys, it's not his fault. He
Speaker 2: got iced. Okay, he's he didn't mean to. But then
Speaker 2: he had to chug it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh you think he got iced like bros icing bros?
Speaker 1: Would they show you, uh, smearing off ice and then
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 2: To then you have to chug it like he didn't
Speaker 2: mean to. It was just behind the podium, and then
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do? Back down like a pussy.
Speaker 1: No, dudes, he's like cartoon character, alcoholic drunk, like swallowing
Speaker 1: burps like trans.
Speaker 3: The hiccup thing. I didn't catch it until you played
Speaker 3: it again. But it was just, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Why would they put that out?
Speaker 1: Because I don't understand they gotta put something out. They
Speaker 1: had this big thing where they're like, we're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna have Matt Gates ask some questions that like sound
Speaker 1: like they're coming at our ass, and then Ricky is
Speaker 1: just gonna fucking dodge and weave and like be quick
Speaker 1: on his feet. And Ricky was weaving, that's for sure,
Speaker 1: on his way home from the office that day. But
Speaker 1: just hmm, I mean, we know that Matt Gates or
Speaker 1: we know that Pete Hagseth is pro dragging all the job.
Speaker 1: It's just interesting. I guess that's what you would expect
Speaker 1: from people who are like I saw the documentary Madmen,
Speaker 1: and that is how we are going to run this
Speaker 1: Pentagon And just looks like he's fucking five drinks in
Speaker 1: at this morning press briefing.
Speaker 2: I would say, it's even more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like at that point, if you're drinking on the job,
Speaker 3: you're more than just five.
Speaker 2: You know. But beer pong was their team bonding activity
Speaker 2: though that morning. They had a team exercise that morning. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a trust fall, but more of like a stumble.
Speaker 1: I get what you're asking, man, I actually thank you
Speaker 1: so much for coming so hard at it, and previous
Speaker 1: administration like didn't even like fucking do that. Man. It
Speaker 1: honestly reminds me so much of Miles of Impression of
Speaker 1: drunk people.
Speaker 2: Or a party from SNL.
Speaker 1: Yes, and like John Duncle, like those are all classic
Speaker 1: drunk performance. Yeah, that he is fully embodying and just.
Speaker 2: Is encouraging me to be drunk more during my responsibilities. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 2: this is the American.
Speaker 1: Way should inspire us all to just be a little
Speaker 1: bit drunker.
Speaker 3: Do you think they do it because they're just irresponsible,
Speaker 3: that their conscience is weighing on them or pressure empathy?
Speaker 3: I try, Like I just can't imagine spiteful, I give.
Speaker 1: A fuck, Like I think they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I think they probably have a big part of their brain,
Speaker 1: Like it's impossible for somebody like that not to like
Speaker 1: have you seen that movie The Act of Killing where
Speaker 1: oh God, a documentary team goes in, I mean and
Speaker 1: like creates a documentary about the people who had carried
Speaker 1: out like a killing like the Yeah, I've.
Speaker 2: Heard about it, and like some of them had like
Speaker 2: zero remorse.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's wild because like this guy who is
Speaker 1: like a national hero inside this fascistic regime is like
Speaker 1: kind of coming to terms with it on camera, but
Speaker 1: like he has this whole story that he's built up
Speaker 1: in his mind that like he's the hero of this thing.
Speaker 1: Like as he's you see him, like as he he's
Speaker 1: dealing with it, and like even he by the end
Speaker 1: is like like he's like having trusble, like he's having
Speaker 1: like GI issues as he's like talking about what it
Speaker 1: was like and like his part in it, And like, I,
Speaker 1: no matter how evil you are, like there's a part
Speaker 1: there's like some moral equilibrium inside of yourself that you
Speaker 1: have to kill. So I think there's that as well.
Speaker 1: But I do really think like they have watched things
Speaker 1: like mad Men and like you know, this made up
Speaker 1: version of America like the nineteen fifties Golden Age of
Speaker 1: America and have just like taken the wrong the wrong lesson.
Speaker 2: I don't even think that's what they've watched. I think
Speaker 2: also that's like not for everyone, but that's like what
Speaker 2: they the bubble that they live in. Yeah's like all
Speaker 2: people who dehumanize everybody else, right, So it's like it's
Speaker 2: it's not just like media or whatever. It's like their
Speaker 2: lived experience. They're like, it's just my lived experience to
Speaker 2: be a racist asshole, you know.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they yeah. I think
Speaker 1: like Pete hag Seth and Jesse Waters like both seem
Speaker 1: to be like from this time machine world where they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is just how it is.
Speaker 2: But it's also weird because it isn't. Jesse's waters mom
Speaker 2: like really like she's like a liberal or something and
Speaker 2: she's ashamed of him.
Speaker 1: But he's somebody from a fake version of the nineteen fifties,
Speaker 1: and it's Yeah, it is very strange. Anyways, I hope they.
Speaker 1: I hope the people in charge of the most powerful
Speaker 1: military in the history of the planet continue to get
Speaker 1: drunk on the job, get visibly drunk on the job.
Speaker 2: That's all we can hope for.
Speaker 1: Speaking of people think things. See the nuke button. If
Speaker 1: there's two of them, there is two of them, you
Speaker 1: have to turn the key both times, but each one
Speaker 1: of them is seeing that. Yeah too, we don't realize
Speaker 1: that that's the only thing saving us from realize it.
Speaker 1: Just like too drunk to turn you do that's not
Speaker 1: a car.
Speaker 2: Oh you did it onto?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good to drive. Man, Dude, you're standing at
Speaker 1: the console that's going to launch nuclear weapons of Russia.
Speaker 2: Give them the keys, give me key, I drive better drunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually launched the better. I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: actually do it better if we just do it just
Speaker 1: one shot, and then we turned the keys.
Speaker 3: North Korea and China both times.
Speaker 1: Watch Donald Trump kind of similar universe to that clip.
Speaker 2: The MAGA Extended Universe say the worst MC.
Speaker 1: Ever Mega Cinematic Criminal Universe. He went on his affordability tour.
Speaker 1: They've been like, you take affordability is a problem. Fine,
Speaker 1: we're sending the Persuader in Chief, Donald Trump out there
Speaker 1: to talk about affordability on those affordability.
Speaker 2: Tour, regular old gold ballroom costs.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: He knows.
Speaker 1: And the only time he brought up affordability was to
Speaker 1: call it a hoax and then said shit, like people
Speaker 1: don't need to buy their kids that many presents. So
Speaker 1: he gets it. He's doing a good job game.
Speaker 2: This is driving me.
Speaker 1: Not you don't need that many presents. I need that
Speaker 1: many presents, that.
Speaker 2: Many sessions of chemo.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I think he mentioned like pencils, Like China gives kids
Speaker 3: thirty pencils. You don't need that many pencils. Give them
Speaker 3: one or two that will make up for your household budget.
Speaker 1: Right, smart, good at this, Yeah, he's got it. He
Speaker 1: also spent part of his affordability tour talking about how
Speaker 1: his press secretary's got a beautiful face and those lips
Speaker 1: that don't stop, which is not quite as horny as
Speaker 1: that sounds. He appears to be saying she's good at talking,
Speaker 1: because he said, with those lips that don't stop, like
Speaker 1: a little machine gun. So he's just complimenting her ability
Speaker 1: to like gatling.
Speaker 2: With those beautiful poudy lying lips. Those lips the same
Speaker 2: ship about like cash Ptaio's lips.
Speaker 1: Probably it's like.
Speaker 2: That little Indian man's lips. They're so they're so beautiful
Speaker 2: and rapid his lips.
Speaker 3: How can you distance yourself from like sexual crimes by
Speaker 3: talking about a woman's mouth, you know, like that's the
Speaker 3: best way to pivot? Oh god, yeah, it's so gross.
Speaker 2: It's you know, the thing where we just talked about
Speaker 2: how when people are doing bad things they want to
Speaker 2: throw up for me, it's when other people are saying
Speaker 2: things like.
Speaker 1: This, I want to throw up right.
Speaker 3: Ober totally.
Speaker 2: It's sober, that's how drunk they are.
Speaker 1: Barely had three whiskeys so far this morning, but there
Speaker 1: are you know, so some people the crowd showed up
Speaker 1: to his affordability tour with signs saying stuff like lower
Speaker 1: prices and bigger paychecks. For some reason, I don't know
Speaker 1: where they got the idea that those were appropriate signs
Speaker 1: to bring to an affordability tour.
Speaker 2: That's what Trump is doing. He's they're like, oh, good job,
Speaker 2: you lowered prices and you have the biggest paychecks of
Speaker 2: all the paychecks.
Speaker 1: We talked about his like late night rant, his sundowning rant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where this just seems like it's where we're at with
Speaker 1: him that like he is he goes, he goes up
Speaker 1: there and just like goes and like we've been there
Speaker 1: with him where he's just like on a jazz riff
Speaker 1: the whole time, but he is sundowning and the sun
Speaker 1: is getting lower and lower in the sky.
Speaker 2: It's a great television until you realize it's our fucking lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, he went up and just did a tight
Speaker 1: in quotes, forty minutes of like absolute stand up com
Speaker 1: like just him trying to do like what his idea
Speaker 1: of the stand up comedy.
Speaker 2: Is actually tried to open that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get the Kennedy Center Awards that he was
Speaker 1: giving to Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's just Gene Simmons.
Speaker 2: That one doesn't surprise me though. No. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: mix It just feels like a mixed back, like you're
Speaker 2: just pulling out names of weird old timey willing.
Speaker 1: To show up. Yeah. Yeah, it's giving Jake Lamatta at
Speaker 1: the end of Raging bull like when he like goes
Speaker 1: and is doing like stand up.
Speaker 2: Routines and sorry, it has gotten to the the black
Speaker 2: and queer slang has gotten to mainstream. If you're saying
Speaker 2: it's giving Jake Lamata, how dare you.
Speaker 1: Immunity serving Trump is serving Jake LaMotte.
Speaker 2: It's giving desperate mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Restaurant. Uh, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and get some parenting advice from Sam Altman and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2: I wanted to do the with those lips that don't stuff.
Speaker 1: Anywre back Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show. It is my favorite show. Ontelligenion.
Speaker 1: Uh no, it's still out there. It's the one that
Speaker 1: hasn't been touched yet. Nobody is like candle this.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so crazy, Jack, tell me more.
Speaker 1: I want to laugh Allen, but this might be even
Speaker 1: a new low for him, and that's saying something. We'll
Speaker 1: get to some of his previous low lights. But he
Speaker 1: had a pandering interview with open AI CEO Sam Altman,
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of people missed what was
Speaker 1: one of the cringer segments where Altman claims that he
Speaker 1: quote cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn
Speaker 1: without chat GPT.
Speaker 2: This is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Recalling that he used it to ask why his nine
Speaker 1: month old drops pizza on the floor and laughs.
Speaker 2: So like somebody needs to take his like that is
Speaker 2: if he's actually doing that, that's like not okay, yeah
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3: I you don't have anyone in your life.
Speaker 1: Why does baby act like baby?
Speaker 2: Why does human do reaction?
Speaker 1: Hey chat gpt? Why does human baby be baby?
Speaker 2: Hey chat gbt? How to make baby not on fire
Speaker 2: when burning? Oh too late? Fortn toaster.
Speaker 1: Also, he said it kind of like his brain was melting.
Speaker 1: He said, I mean, I feel kind of bad about
Speaker 1: it because we have this genius level at everything intelligence
Speaker 1: sitting there waiting to unravel the mysteries of humanity. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, why does my kids stop dropping his pizza
Speaker 1: on the floor and laughing? Why does my kids stop dropping?
Speaker 1: You mean, why doesn't? Probably? Uh? And then I cannot
Speaker 1: imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Kardashians, where we found salt mal altman
Speaker 2: doesn't have that much activity front lobe.
Speaker 1: This frontal lobe is a black hole.
Speaker 2: I bet they both go home and unwind by watching
Speaker 2: cocoa melon for themselves.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, it does. It's just in fantasizing, like it's.
Speaker 2: So bad for his wife, Like it's never more clear
Speaker 2: to me that he is not doing shit at home
Speaker 2: than he's like, it's so great for learning how to
Speaker 2: raise your kids. Meanwhile his wife is raising their kids.
Speaker 1: Right. This kid's fucking genius. He's like learning words and
Speaker 1: like human emotions.
Speaker 2: Changed his own diapers for this whole time. I've never
Speaker 2: I never had to do one. I don't know he
Speaker 2: slept through the night. My wife can't prase for some reason,
Speaker 2: that bitch bitch wife.
Speaker 1: That's right, you're on the Adam Carolla Show.
Speaker 2: Dear Chad GPT, why my bitch wife keep dropping pizza?
Speaker 1: That's his That's gonna be his searches, his queries in
Speaker 1: like five years. But claiming that Chad GBT is an
Speaker 1: essential tool for doing a thing humanity's been doing for
Speaker 1: its entire fucking existence has been criticized a bit. I
Speaker 1: will say, he didn't say chat GPT is an essential
Speaker 1: tool for all humans, just for him, which I think
Speaker 1: is accurate to how the tool works, because people who
Speaker 1: I know who rely on it, it seems like they
Speaker 1: just get dumber and dumber, you know, like because you
Speaker 1: don't have to like use your brain anymore, or they
Speaker 1: think they don't.
Speaker 2: Called chat GBT, he is doctor chat GPT, chat GPT
Speaker 2: PhD ada d I don't know.
Speaker 1: Author Lincoln Michelle on X said, amusing that the main
Speaker 1: pitch for chat GPT is telling everyone that they are
Speaker 1: dumb idiots who can't possibly handle tasks on their own
Speaker 1: that humans have accomplished on their own since the dawn
Speaker 1: of time. That is, I will say one of the
Speaker 1: most humbling parts of being a parent is you're like, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of fucking this up, and everybody has been
Speaker 1: doing this since the case Man times, Like everybody can
Speaker 1: do this. It's it's both encouraging and humbling that you're
Speaker 1: just like man.
Speaker 2: But also like that is telling of like his ego
Speaker 2: that he can't handle, like figuring it out on his own,
Speaker 2: like human connection.
Speaker 1: He's never so humbled anything ever.
Speaker 2: Also, I think it's like way more insidious than just
Speaker 2: use my my like thing that I made, or like
Speaker 2: give me money. I think it's like he's really disconnecting
Speaker 2: people from each other and like destroying the idea of
Speaker 2: community and isolating people and making them more dependent on
Speaker 2: like these things in their homes and like the inability
Speaker 2: to ask each other for help so that they can't
Speaker 2: like organize and rise up and like collectively bargain and
Speaker 2: like any humanize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't imagine a world where I don't get
Speaker 1: to you raise my child in their new skinner box.
Speaker 3: It's the phrase like it takes a village to raise
Speaker 3: a baby, Like I think, think you hit a really
Speaker 3: good point.
Speaker 2: It takes a hard drive. Yeah, it just takes a
Speaker 2: hard drive. It doesn't need a village, just billions of water.
Speaker 1: There's a server farm somewhere in rural Minnesota that is
Speaker 1: drinking up all the POD twenty twenty four study. In
Speaker 1: addition to this being bad in terms of like isolating
Speaker 1: us in human cognitive development twenty twenty four study found
Speaker 1: that Chad GBT was wrong a whopping eighty three percent
Speaker 1: of the time when asked about pediatric conditions.
Speaker 2: Jesus fucking eighty three.
Speaker 1: Percent of the time. And it's especially concerning because parents
Speaker 1: are relying on a on AI more and more for
Speaker 1: a quote a wide range of parenting queries regarding health, education,
Speaker 1: and behavior, among other topics, and it was wrong again
Speaker 1: eighty three percent.
Speaker 2: We're so cooked on like multiple fronts, Like we're cooked
Speaker 2: because people put their faith in this product that is wrong,
Speaker 2: but is being told that is smart them, Like they're
Speaker 2: being told it's smarter than them. We also like don't
Speaker 2: have the ability to like critically think because of like
Speaker 2: at this point decades of propaganda from like different media
Speaker 2: sources and conglomerations that are only unifying more. And also
Speaker 2: like we've underfunded education at the same time to prevent
Speaker 2: people from like being able to imbibe information in like
Speaker 2: a critical critical thinking type of way. So it's just
Speaker 2: like on all fronts, we're just like we're prone to
Speaker 2: have like misinformation just be soaked up like a sponge,
Speaker 2: you know, for on every front.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a YouTuber he just had a video
Speaker 3: come out, like it's an hour long, and he just
Speaker 3: had chat GPT guide him on him being the smartest
Speaker 3: infant from nineteen ninety seven or something like that. And
Speaker 3: it was crazy because it brought him to like uh
Speaker 3: Joshua Tree and Sedona to hide out from like government officials,
Speaker 3: and it was like pandering him so he would keep engaging.
Speaker 3: It was insane and all it was was just to
Speaker 3: show how people can fall into this trap because it's
Speaker 3: so nice to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's why people are marrying it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that like there's all sorts of just bullshit, Like
Speaker 1: the the mainstream media particularly is just flooded with so
Speaker 1: much bullshit. There's a New York Post article I co
Speaker 1: parent with chat GPT. I love turning off my brain
Speaker 1: and letting it and I helped raise my child literally.
Speaker 1: And they're also leaning on chat GPT in other ways,
Speaker 1: such as by having the read their children bedtime stories.
Speaker 1: That's so tough with them for hours, which is.
Speaker 2: Just so fucking sad, Like you're supposed to want to
Speaker 2: spend time.
Speaker 1: That's the best part of being a parent, exact stories
Speaker 1: and talking with them for hours.
Speaker 2: I don't write kids, but like with like my nephew
Speaker 2: or like even with my dogs, I'm like I want
Speaker 2: to walk them, like I want to like clean up
Speaker 2: after like I want to be around them to have
Speaker 2: a reaction, interaction. Like some of the most intimate, like
Speaker 2: close like familial relationships are like developmental. It's it's crazy
Speaker 2: to me that you're that much of a sociopath that
Speaker 2: you're like I can make the nanny a robot excellent day.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And I get like where it's like it's exhausting raising kids,
Speaker 1: Like it's exhausting. Like I get where you would be
Speaker 1: like maybe like if I had a thing that could
Speaker 1: like just help with this, but this is not that thing,
Speaker 1: Like this is this first of all, normalize the relationship.
Speaker 1: That could be extremely harmful, considering chat gbt's tendency to
Speaker 1: intensified delusions, which has led to teenagers like committing suicide.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And then there's experts of orange against relying
Speaker 1: on AI for parenting. Answers, not just because the answers
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but because it means handing over private
Speaker 1: information about children to big tech. But it's it like
Speaker 1: will flatter your child today, it gives them it's a
Speaker 1: bad thing for children to be interacting with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when AI can do my dishes and I can
Speaker 3: just hang out with my knees, that's right, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they they yes, like just use the technology
Speaker 1: to cure cancer.
Speaker 2: That's it, just a single printer actually function right.
Speaker 3: Right, without spending one hundred dollars on ink every five
Speaker 3: fucking months.
Speaker 1: Oh right. But the whole thing is driven by like hype,
Speaker 1: and so it just needs to be like more and
Speaker 1: more ways for it to like weave itself into people's
Speaker 1: brains and businesses.
Speaker 2: But also that's the easiest way for it to do things,
Speaker 2: because it's it's a lot harder to develop something that's
Speaker 2: like technically adept than something that can like fake art, right,
Speaker 2: like or something that can like fake social interaction. Even
Speaker 2: like I just I'm so baffled at how they have
Speaker 2: the masses fooled, Like even those delivery carts outside that
Speaker 2: like deliver like your door dash or whatever, like your food.
Speaker 2: People think that those are automatic, like there's not somebody
Speaker 2: behind them, like in India fucking guiding them.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: People think that the Tesla robots actually fucking work, like
Speaker 2: they don't understand the human labor that is behind all
Speaker 2: of this because they want to live in some like
Speaker 2: forward fantasy world where AI actually makes sense and solves
Speaker 2: their problems for automage, healthcare or like wages or anything.
Speaker 2: And people are using it for therapy because we can't
Speaker 2: afford to.
Speaker 1: There's an old one of the oldest, most famous scams
Speaker 1: was this guy who invented a robot that could play
Speaker 1: chess and it would sit at the chess board and
Speaker 1: like beat people at chess. And people are like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he like invented a robot. It's the fucking
Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds or whatever they called it, the Mechanical Turk.
Speaker 1: Turns out there was a guy inside it playing chess.
Speaker 1: There was just a guy in a robot suit and Jeff.
Speaker 2: That guy is Sam Altman.
Speaker 1: Jeff his company, Mechanical Turk. What they're doing they're doing, yes,
Speaker 1: they know what they're doing. They're fucking yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: They're like what if we invaded a rock with something
Speaker 2: called the trojan horse.
Speaker 1: Sam Allman, by the way, just on a podcast back
Speaker 1: in June, stated people have a very high degree of
Speaker 1: trust in chat GPT, which is interesting because AI hallucinates
Speaker 1: it should be the tech that you don't trust that much.
Speaker 2: You're one fucking doing it, dude.
Speaker 1: Know way this guy raises the kids on chat GPT
Speaker 1: has met his children.
Speaker 3: I was going to say he probably has nannies and
Speaker 3: think the nannies are an offshoot of what he's.
Speaker 1: Built, right, Yeah, yeah, Oh well they're just lucky. I
Speaker 1: get I'm a job creator by being a bad parent,
Speaker 1: I'm a.
Speaker 2: I'm going to disrupt my children's lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly disrupt.
Speaker 2: I'm a disruptor in my family.
Speaker 1: But I do just have to stop for a moment
Speaker 1: and say, a big part of the blame has to
Speaker 1: go to this. This is a new addition to the
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon sycophantic bullshit Hall of fame. He of course
Speaker 1: interviewed Donald Trump at twenty fifteen and was like, hey,
Speaker 1: get to touch your hair, man, and then he has had.
Speaker 2: A much better impression than I do. It's like a
Speaker 2: Beavis and butt head but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh man, I'm just saying like I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then he had Paris Hilton on for I think
Speaker 1: my favorite moment in the history of time. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: then discussion.
Speaker 2: I am not aware of that they propped up the
Speaker 2: NFTs during that whole during trend debacle before the apes
Speaker 2: were stolen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it's this weird moment during the
Speaker 1: pandemic where he's like, and I just want to like
Speaker 1: bring out something really cool that you do on it's
Speaker 1: called a called like a board ape. And then he
Speaker 1: like pulls out like a picture of the board ape
Speaker 1: an fty that she's like investing in.
Speaker 2: The Tonight Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like yes on the Tonight Show, and
Speaker 1: the crowd is like kind of you know, the crowd
Speaker 1: is juiced and being told like to chant or cheer
Speaker 1: and everything, but like they're so baffled that like the
Speaker 1: rhythm is off. It's just this like weird thing and
Speaker 1: he's like, and it's crazy, I actually I actually have
Speaker 1: mine too, And then he like brings out his and
Speaker 1: like shows it to the camera and people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just clapping for it, and it's just the strangest thing.
Speaker 1: Turns out that like he got sued for that because
Speaker 1: he didn't disclose that he had a financial take in
Speaker 1: the crypt okay.
Speaker 3: Moonpee also just defeats the purpose of NFTs, like you're
Speaker 3: the one that's supposed to own it. Now everyone owns.
Speaker 1: It right right, Well, Jimmy Fallon owns it and he
Speaker 1: gets a big piece of anytime that we say NFT
Speaker 1: on this podcast. So I've budgeted for one one more
Speaker 1: in it, not fallin tonight. Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: I'm brilliant. Chat GPT told me.
Speaker 1: That you're so funny, man, What an asshole.
Speaker 2: Chat GPT. But it's just say falling boys.
Speaker 1: Did you did you see the interview where he was
Speaker 1: like asked about Colbert and Kimmel getting canceled, and he
Speaker 1: was just immediately like, I don't know. We're like not,
Speaker 1: We're not political. And that's what's great about our show.
Speaker 1: We have like a lot of really good writers and
Speaker 1: like they're not political. Man, they don't like have a
Speaker 1: I just love you, mister Trump. Don't don't, don't turn
Speaker 1: the money hoes off.
Speaker 2: I want to get in a room with Questlove and
Speaker 2: Black and be like, what do you guys really think
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so sorry, like it's kind of contractor.
Speaker 1: I gotta say this episode has been bad for alcoholics.
Speaker 1: There are some great alcoholics out there have done great work.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't recommend it for your health, mental
Speaker 1: or otherwise, but like the this is the Jimmy Fallon
Speaker 1: and Pete Haig Seth are really.
Speaker 2: I would say Jimmy too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, well what once you hit a certain
Speaker 1: point of alcoholism, you need something to keep you awake,
Speaker 1: Otherwise you become like the guy who's like asleep at
Speaker 1: the bar. So yeah, there's something going on there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Annie Dick just got odd.
Speaker 2: I saw that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, died not died in public street.
Speaker 1: Oh bad time, guys, you can do it. You can't
Speaker 1: get off of all that ship. But yeah, it's dangerous
Speaker 1: out there with the fent and all ship. Anyways, Kim,
Speaker 1: such a pleasure having you on the daily. I guess,
Speaker 1: as always, Where can people find you? Follow you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff? Man?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Instagram, Reddit, YouTube, all the major socials, Patreon
Speaker 3: if you want to see fun, spicy stuff. Comic wise,
Speaker 3: like Jack said, butt plug Central over at my.
Speaker 1: Place, plug Central coming straight to us. I'll say that
Speaker 1: instead of that you're the butt Plug Beat. I'll say
Speaker 1: that you're coming to us live from butt Plug Central,
Speaker 1: or I could just keep it all all the way out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll trademark both, but you're free us for you guys.
Speaker 2: But yeah, follow me.
Speaker 1: There, then follow the clues and is there a workimedia
Speaker 1: that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: I don't know, all stop this, you're making me feel weird.
Speaker 3: Defunk Land it's a YouTuber that does Disney history and
Speaker 3: like theme park.
Speaker 2: He just he's so awesome.
Speaker 3: He just came out with like a four and a
Speaker 3: half hour episode on animatronics and living characters. A great
Speaker 3: binge if you have like Sunday afternoon chores like folding
Speaker 3: clothes in that bullshit.
Speaker 1: Totally recommend in honor of the five Night Freddy Part
Speaker 1: two coming out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's sponsored by them.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's a four and a half hour YouTube video.
Speaker 1: We're just talking about yesterday's trends about how people are
Speaker 1: obsessed with evil dolls, evil animatronics.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the like live action not live action
Speaker 3: but animatronic ol off from Frozen?
Speaker 1: Yes, we did cover that that they're releasing a free
Speaker 1: like walking free standing all off Animatronic into.
Speaker 6: To raise your children, Yes, read them bedtime stories and
Speaker 6: slowly smother them with pillows because he likes warm hugs.
Speaker 1: Play such a pleasure having you as always as the
Speaker 1: guest co host. Please stop poisoning Miles that we miss him.
Speaker 1: Is there where can people find you? And as their
Speaker 1: work media you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: I'm at Paula Ganal and p A L l A
Speaker 2: d I g U n A l An except on
Speaker 2: Lue Guy where I got polity. And i have my
Speaker 2: two monthly shows in La Facial Recognition Comedy coming up
Speaker 2: next week and at the Comedy Store, and then Second
Speaker 2: Screens Comedy which is coming back next month at the
Speaker 2: Allusioned stunk Room. And then I'm going to be at
Speaker 2: sketch Fest with Zin the Baddies and Facial Recognition Comedy.
Speaker 2: And then my friends do a Bravo podcast that I've
Speaker 2: been on that I like, really love, and they started
Speaker 2: doing live shows in Texas. They're in Dallas. It's called
Speaker 2: Bravo Breakdowns. And it's like, I'm such a fucking reality
Speaker 2: head and obsessed with Like right now I'm watching the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of the OC from the beginning which is
Speaker 2: very tough because everything like stuff from now on the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives is not okay to watch. It doesn't keep
Speaker 2: up with the time from like now you know, so
Speaker 2: back then it was very crazy. But anyways, this podcast
Speaker 2: is really fun and they're my friends Lauren and Michelle.
Speaker 2: They're really great, So go check out that podcast amazingly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore
Speaker 1: o Brian. You can find me on Blue Sky at
Speaker 1: Jack o b the Number one. I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: I every year I wait for the Pitchfork Top hundred
Speaker 1: Songs to come out and listen just I don't even
Speaker 1: listen to them. I just like go through and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that person. I like that person, and uh
Speaker 1: so I'm enjoying that.
Speaker 2: Don't pay attention to Pitchfork.
Speaker 1: I like it for the song, like the I like
Speaker 1: it touts yeah not the hard guy. I read it
Speaker 1: for the articles. I actually go to Pitchwork for the nudity.
Speaker 2: As you're an old head based as your Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they give you your age too.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'll say I think I've been enjoying. Uh the
Speaker 1: thing I've been enjoying is Anna Josey for the year
Speaker 1: end content Prestige Casting is coming and she's giving us
Speaker 1: our homework of things to watch. And we just watched
Speaker 1: this movie Caught Stealing, which is like a Darren Aronofsky
Speaker 1: movie that just came out on Netflix. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: solid and there's some parts that I really enjoyed. So
Speaker 1: we'll be talking about that on the a's of our
Speaker 1: year end content. A little spoiler, but watch that j
Speaker 1: Kelly is also in there.
Speaker 2: Doctor is in there, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the friendship is gonna we'll talk about friendship. If
Speaker 1: you haven't seen Friendship yet Sinners, we'll be talking about that. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's the.
Speaker 2: Doctor from in in the cot Stealing? Is one of
Speaker 2: the doctor who's like the British guy with the mohawk?
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like because he looks so different and acts so different,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, but I think it's
Speaker 2: one of the doctor who's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, that's a fun time at.
Speaker 2: The snub Did get snubbed justice for Delroy and Wunmi?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, I mean one of the best, some
Speaker 1: of the highest highs in movies in Sinners this year.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky Adaly Zeitgeist.
Speaker 1: We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. You can go
Speaker 1: to the description of the episode where you're listening to it,
Speaker 1: and they're at the bottom you will find the footnotes,
Speaker 1: which is where we link off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
Speaker 1: to a song that we think you might enjoy and
Speaker 1: what Miles is out with paulav poisoning. We like to
Speaker 1: ask super producer Justin Justin, is there a song that
Speaker 1: you think that people might enjoy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this track is called Iced Tea featuring Project Pat,
Speaker 4: older brother of Juicy J of three six Mafia Fame.
Speaker 4: The beat on this is so cinematic with some next
Speaker 4: level production, which is especially striking because, as Miles said
Speaker 4: the other day, the song stands out as an example
Speaker 4: of what happens when someone puts in no effort to
Speaker 4: the group presentation. I totally agree, because Project Pat just
Speaker 4: goes off on this track. It just snaps on it,
Speaker 4: and someone else, I'm not gonna say who, sounds like
Speaker 4: they're struggling to stay awake weirdly kind of fuck with it.
Speaker 4: I might not be selling the song very well, but
Speaker 4: it's it's definitely worth a listen if you care more
Speaker 4: about vibes than lyrics.
Speaker 1: So this song is called there are only two rappers
Speaker 1: on the song, No, I mean yeah, there's two er
Speaker 1: else Yeah, I mean I might be rapping on the song.
Speaker 2: I think both of them kind of aggressive hip hop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to dis mumble rap because
Speaker 4: it is the wave of the youngins. Just for me,
Speaker 4: it's there's a noticeable difference in energy here and I
Speaker 4: think it's it makes me laugh and I kind of
Speaker 4: fuck with it. But I also it's a it's a vibe.
Speaker 4: So this song is called iced Tea and you can
Speaker 4: find that in the footnotes footnotes.
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