1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Remember, if you want to tell 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret, all you have to do 3 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: is text in four one oh six one, and you 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: can tell us anything and we'll keep it a secret 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: for you, not really keep it a secret, because we 6 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: tell everyone. We tell everyone, but we keep you anonymous. 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: Nobody knows your name or your voice, and we don't 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: even ask your name. That's why everybody who calls in 9 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: with a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. 10 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, Ben Roethlisbergerthur Beth, what's up, 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:36,520 Speaker 1: Ben Roethlsburger. So what other than the things that you've 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: been accused of in the past that have been in 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: the news, is one of your dirty little secrets? Ben Ruthl'sburger. 14 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: That's that's funny, that's funny. Um, thanks, yeah, no, I um, honestly, 15 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm just you know, a fan of envelopes. Uh what 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: did you say? Envelopes? You know stuff? Yeah, envelopes, Yeah, 17 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: you're fan of them? Yeah? I um what does that mean? 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 1: Like you? But like you, you watch envelopes and cheer 19 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: for them. Here you asked for their autograph, Like, what 20 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: do you mean a fan of envelopes? I like, you know, 21 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: I like, I like how they taste what envelopes paper? Yeah, 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I like to like the envelopes, to 23 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: look them like the thing that seals them, right, not 24 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 1: the paper, that's yeah, not the paper, no, no, no, 25 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: the thing that in my mind knows like that makes 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,559 Speaker 1: it better. That doesn't matter, that's fine. You're not eating 27 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: the envelopes, so no. Do you like to lick envelopes 28 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: the Yes, that's your dirty little secret. Yeah, that's my 29 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I I love actually licking envelopes, like, 30 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: I love it, like it's some taste better than the others, 31 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: but some tastes terrible. Yeah. I don't think I've ever 32 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: looked at avelope them, but like this is delicious. Yeah. 33 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: How did you get into licking envelopes? Well, I remember 34 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: the first time, honestly, was when I was younger, I 35 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: who used to do penthiles and stuff like that, and 36 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: I remember the specific type of enololope that I used 37 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: to get and it just had this great sweet taste 38 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: to it. And then I just ever since then, I've 39 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: been I'll just buy stacks those envelopes and I just 40 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: sit at home and I like to lick them. I 41 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: mean wait, so, like, do you have like a favorite 42 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 1: envelope or where do you get these envelopes? There's like 43 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: a tons on Amazon, Like I'm just imagining you, like, 44 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't wait until you open up 45 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: your package for home. Yeah no, I just go to 46 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: local martin get them. I don't like waiting in the 47 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: mail for them. I like to get them pretty fast. 48 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: So huh, okay, so you just love licking envelopes. That's 49 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. H yeah. I mean there's no 50 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 1: better taste in this world than the taste of envelope 51 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 1: with I mean, that's it. That's just it's the best. 52 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 1: Strawberries tastes better than envelope glue. Mao, mangoes. Mangoes are good. 53 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: I wonder if there is like flavors of envelopes, you know, 54 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: like you might want to check our Amazon. Yeah, could 55 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: change your world. Yeah, I mean they have flavored ones 56 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: on Amazon. I've actually ordered some off there, but you know, 57 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: nothing beats the original. That's that's yeah. Yeah, I've heard 58 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: that before. It's the original envelope flavor. Well, thanks for 59 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret, Joe, Yeah of course. 60 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Okay, go look some envelopes today. I am 61 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: actually I bet you are? All right? Thanks? All right, thanks? 62 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: Does anybody feel like they need to take a shower after? 63 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: I do? Feel I'm gonna go look some envelopes, you guys, 64 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go taste tests. I feel like scratch and snuff, 65 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: you know, like, do you know what he kind of 66 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: means though about They all sweet? But they have those 67 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: ones that you can just peel off and it has 68 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: a little sticky stuff, And that's what I'm I know. 69 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: You know, he's got to be super mad if he 70 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: gets an envelope and it's the one where he peels 71 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: off and you don't have to lick it. I don't 72 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: like licking envelopes. No, I've never liked the taste. I 73 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't mind it though. Yeah. Well 74 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: some that I mind, some that I don't. Some are 75 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: pretty gross. I think the guy that called in for 76 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 1: the dirty little secret really likes something, you know what 77 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: I mean, what's your dirty little secret?