Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want
Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim
Speaker 2: and give us time and a terminol and gage aid.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off INSTI. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 3: We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Malborn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 6: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 6: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 6: Oh that was a downright sultry.
Speaker 7: I kind of went low and then I felt insecure
Speaker 7: about it, so I pulled back and then that became sexier. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't even you have no control over it.
Speaker 2: No, it just it just comes out in podcasting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a professional voice person.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. You got to give it that, you know.
Speaker 2: I think it is about vulnerability at the end of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 3: That and projecting from your diaphragm. True.
Speaker 6: Yes, I took singing lessons yesterday from me. This kid
Speaker 6: looked like Brendan Fraser in the Tarzan movie. No shirt,
Speaker 6: tank top, very ripped and very like looked like a
Speaker 6: heavy metal guy. But he had this amazing, like better
Speaker 6: than Rufus Wainwright voice, and I immediately was self conscious
Speaker 6: and we just started going through the la la la
Speaker 6: la la la like that wasn't what we did.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 6: I already forgot half of what he taught me, but
Speaker 6: my voice was cracking. I was like intimidated. It was
Speaker 6: like auditioning for American Idol. I felt so vulnerable. But
Speaker 6: in the end he taught me a lot and everything
Speaker 6: I was doing is incorrect. I was flexing my neck
Speaker 6: and singing from it, I believe, inside my neck while
Speaker 6: keeping my shoulders very tense. And what he told me
Speaker 6: to do was fill my belly with air. And you
Speaker 6: don't see like Steven Tyler do this, but you bill
Speaker 6: your belly with air and then gradually deflate, much like bagpipes.
Speaker 3: And I did not know that.
Speaker 2: How could you?
Speaker 3: Though? I knew nothing.
Speaker 6: And by the end, I, you know, when he would
Speaker 6: sing a sample and then I'd sing it, I was
Speaker 6: starting until.
Speaker 3: My voice just collapsed and cracked.
Speaker 6: I was doing pretty well, and I felt really good,
Speaker 6: and I left, all confident, went to get a coffee
Speaker 6: at the Starbucks.
Speaker 3: Guess who was in line read in frasier man, that
Speaker 3: would have been better. God damn it, it was.
Speaker 6: It was Babyface, And none of us have really thought
Speaker 6: much about Babyface.
Speaker 7: One of the great singer songwriter producers, right of would
Speaker 7: you call him? Was he from New Jack Swing or.
Speaker 4: Was he.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Contemporary early nineties R and B. A lot of his
Speaker 6: songs were sung from a bedside.
Speaker 7: It was very romance based, Yeah, at a time where
Speaker 7: I was not yet thinking of romance. And see the
Speaker 7: one that sings one did boot boot two in he
Speaker 7: does numbers. Uh, that's the Count.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was thinking of something.
Speaker 6: You are thinking of the count, which everyone confuses him.
Speaker 6: He also hasn't aged.
Speaker 2: That guy looks great the count. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, the one thing I remember is when can I
Speaker 3: see you again?
Speaker 2: That's all okay?
Speaker 7: But Babyface has his own hits, and then wrote for everybody, Yeah,
Speaker 7: why is he at Starbucks?
Speaker 2: That man is made of money?
Speaker 6: Because he knew that I'd just come from vocal lessons
Speaker 6: and that was my time to shine, to just turn
Speaker 6: one eighty and sing to his face. No, And I
Speaker 6: didn't have I know. That was my chance you could
Speaker 6: tell me. It would have been awkward, but he would
Speaker 6: have said you got the goods, and I would have
Speaker 6: jumped into an suv with them and started laying down tracks.
Speaker 3: And I just I just said, all a grande.
Speaker 7: Drip and I left like a grande drip, like a
Speaker 7: huge drip. Wait a second, did you say hi, babyface?
Speaker 3: Or give me almost did? I almost did.
Speaker 6: There was a slink because he's wearing sunglasses. But I'm
Speaker 6: very certain he has the same face of a baby
Speaker 6: a little bit. I mean, the guy's in his sixties,
Speaker 6: I think, and he stole is a baby faced man,
Speaker 6: and he was dressed.
Speaker 3: Like a baby. I thought that was too much a diaper.
Speaker 3: Ah see, I didn't know where to go with it.
Speaker 7: I like that though, First of all, I mean that's
Speaker 7: that is a high quality star sighting, yes truly. But
Speaker 7: on top of that, it's an omen that you took
Speaker 7: your first singing lesson and then ran into baby face.
Speaker 7: That's a beautiful human poetry.
Speaker 6: I gotta start hanging out in Brentwood. You never know
Speaker 6: who's going to be in line.
Speaker 7: And it's time to shine, and it's time for Chris
Speaker 7: to actually, it's time for our guest to shine.
Speaker 2: You've seen her in clubs and colleges.
Speaker 3: All over this country, how many colleges.
Speaker 2: And Chris Is actually friends with her.
Speaker 7: So I shouldn't be doing this intro, but I thought
Speaker 7: I'd jump in and just love this thing along, right,
Speaker 7: I mean, I think I'm good at it, But on
Speaker 7: top of that, I think I'm bringing a fresh newness
Speaker 7: to the relationship, to the excitement of having the guests.
Speaker 2: She's a comedian.
Speaker 7: I'm sure she does a bunch of other stuff as well,
Speaker 7: but comedy is how I know her from the fact
Speaker 7: sheet I read about her. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Speaker 7: Maggie Faris.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Maggie.
Speaker 1: You guys, that was the best intro I've ever been
Speaker 1: introduced as It was very vulnerable and I appreciate you
Speaker 1: really putting it out there.
Speaker 2: I really did.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, you get so many flat and FROs in
Speaker 6: the comedy club circuit that I know you and I
Speaker 6: both go through that I thought we could make up
Speaker 6: for all of them today.
Speaker 5: I feel special, I feel seen.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the goal here on Dinah.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 6: I knew that when you were on our list and
Speaker 6: slated to be on the pod. I've never said that pod.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I was very excited because I think that you and
Speaker 6: Karen would be great friends, and I thought what better
Speaker 6: way to introduce you is to record it and really
Speaker 6: put it on the line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, actually put it under some high pressure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you must be friends.
Speaker 1: Karen and I'll be best friends. Then you can go
Speaker 1: and be friends with baby Peas right right?
Speaker 3: Allo would Yeah? I have fun.
Speaker 5: I'm in Minnesota.
Speaker 7: Maggie. Actually tried to look and see if I followed
Speaker 7: you on Twitter because your name is very familiar to me,
Speaker 7: and I think it's probably just from Chris and from comedy.
Speaker 5: I'm the least active on Twitter, honestly, but.
Speaker 7: You're being represented because what I found was a post
Speaker 7: by someone named Jay Bowler.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: It's a post that says affordable giant clog for sale
Speaker 7: in Roseville. Yes, and it's you sitting in a giant clog.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: And it says Giant danceco clog eighty dollars.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 2: Can I read the description?
Speaker 7: It says, sure, she's dusty, she's dirty, but she can
Speaker 7: sit outside and you can sit in her. Pretend you're afoot.
Speaker 7: Pretend you're driving around, give it to a friend or
Speaker 7: an enemy cash only must pick up. That was the
Speaker 7: ad yees a ten foot dance go clog.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, it was a huge, huge clog.
Speaker 1: My a friend of mine, Beth, had a club with
Speaker 1: some friends where they it was called like the Interesting
Speaker 1: Things Club, and they would just pick up weird stuff
Speaker 1: and drop it in each other's front yards. And somebody
Speaker 1: gave for that clog, and she was telling me about it,
Speaker 1: and she actually showed me the brochure they made for
Speaker 1: the Interesting Things Club, which was hilarious. But so she
Speaker 1: she said, I gotta, I have to put the clog
Speaker 1: on Marketplace or Craigslis or something.
Speaker 5: And I was like, no, it's way too cool.
Speaker 1: And the next day the clog was in my yard
Speaker 1: and so we had the clog in the backyard for
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 5: It was a great like photo.
Speaker 1: A lot people enjoyed the clog, but it just sat
Speaker 1: there getting dusty and dirty, and I had to move
Speaker 1: last year, so I put the clog up for sale.
Speaker 1: But it did get some publicity and it ended up
Speaker 1: at this lady's vintage store and she puts it outside
Speaker 1: and it's a great people come by and take sit
Speaker 1: in it and take pictures, and yeah, it worked out well.
Speaker 7: And how did it get publicity? Like, I mean, is
Speaker 7: this guy j bowl Er someone I'm supposed to know?
Speaker 5: Well, I think she's a local writer guy or else.
Speaker 1: He tweeted it and had more followers, and then someone
Speaker 1: from the media side or something. It got in a
Speaker 1: few articles and a couple of people interviewed me about
Speaker 1: the giant.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sometimes I'm like, wow, you guys want to hear
Speaker 1: about my comedy and they're like, oh, the clog.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, it was fun that we had. Got a
Speaker 5: lot of laughs out of the clod.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's something to be said for I'm mostly a
Speaker 6: miniature guy. I talk about it all too much, tiny shoes,
Speaker 6: tiny houses, baby shoes, and baby houses. But when it
Speaker 6: comes to a large shoe that you can get inside of.
Speaker 6: I've taken pictures inside a large silver pump at this
Speaker 6: bark called the Silver Slipper, and there's something very exciting
Speaker 6: about it, and I can't quite you feel like a
Speaker 6: Keebler elf or something.
Speaker 1: Had I had the means, I would have made it
Speaker 1: into some sort of driveable vehicle.
Speaker 5: Just the clog around.
Speaker 6: Town yeah, you just could show up unannounced at any parade.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, for sure they would welcome you, I think
Speaker 5: with open arms. For sure.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't have to pay the entrance fee or get
Speaker 7: a number or anything. They just be like, actually, you're
Speaker 7: going to go in front, you'll be first.
Speaker 3: You don't need to wear a red vest.
Speaker 1: You are now a shriner, especially if it's like a
Speaker 1: Scandinavian type parade like any because clog, you know, isn't
Speaker 1: that what Dutch?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Clog made popular by the loud dancing that's right.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm guessing because of dance go d Did he
Speaker 2: a Danish dance go?
Speaker 5: Dance go? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean why would they name it anything else without
Speaker 1: the same initiative.
Speaker 5: That's what they are.
Speaker 2: There's no way it could be any It wouldn't happen.
Speaker 7: But I'm a big dance go clog fan, and it's
Speaker 7: a fighter. My sister and I have been in for
Speaker 7: years because I have had kind of wide feet and
Speaker 7: kind of fucked up feet for a while. So I'm
Speaker 7: always like, this is the high heel. This is my
Speaker 7: version of a high heel. Is constant comfort, and I
Speaker 7: don't care that I look like a nurse.
Speaker 1: Well, I think nurses trended it out, but I think
Speaker 1: they look fine and swell on everyone.
Speaker 7: And these days they've made boots, they've made the dancecoe.
Speaker 7: People are like hip to themselves and are like, we're
Speaker 7: doing this. But still, even when I get the fashionable ones,
Speaker 7: my sister is very angry because she doesn't like the
Speaker 7: fact that they have wooden bottoms.
Speaker 2: She just thinks it's weird.
Speaker 7: And she her big accusation to me of all of
Speaker 7: our lives, as you're being weird on purpose.
Speaker 2: You're doing it for attention.
Speaker 5: But what's wrong with that?
Speaker 7: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's just don't draw extra attention, is her. I guess
Speaker 2: life's motto, Well, what's wrong with her?
Speaker 7: Yeah? That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it right there.
Speaker 5: Enjoy do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 5: If you didn't do that, you wouldn't be having any fun.
Speaker 7: I feel like, well, I think it actually was kind
Speaker 7: of what molded me into the complete extrovert, you know,
Speaker 7: slash lunatic that I then became because everything was became
Speaker 7: to piss her off or go like, oh is this what.
Speaker 2: You don't want us to do?
Speaker 1: That's got a fun birth.
Speaker 2: Or whatever thing?
Speaker 7: And she was like.
Speaker 1: Mortified by that's fun's yeah, yeah, But I will.
Speaker 7: Say this, and I'm sorry to dominate, but I bought
Speaker 7: myself a pair of clogs for Chris around Christmas time,
Speaker 7: and I was.
Speaker 3: At her house me around Christmas time, sorry.
Speaker 7: For me, knowing my sister would get mad when I
Speaker 7: opened the box, like, oh, look what I got myself
Speaker 7: and then slip on these like and they were kind
Speaker 7: of like platform felty clogs, and so I open them up,
Speaker 7: and my sister and my niece are watching TV in
Speaker 7: the other room and I'm in the like kind of
Speaker 7: middle part and I put them on, you know, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, yeah, that's right, I got these clogs.
Speaker 2: And I turn around.
Speaker 7: I literally take like a step and a half and
Speaker 7: then fucking slip and fall so hard that.
Speaker 2: The did I tell you the story already, Chris?
Speaker 5: No, No, I heard it a hundred times.
Speaker 2: I can't believe she's doing her act on this podcast.
Speaker 7: But I slip and twist at the same time, so
Speaker 7: like both my shoulders hit the same wall, my glasses
Speaker 7: went flying off, my phone went like into the front room.
Speaker 7: It was like my legs just kind of like left
Speaker 7: and I fell down, but it took a really long
Speaker 7: time to get all the way down, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: this is going to be painful because I'm old. And
Speaker 7: my niece, from where her vantage point, she saw the
Speaker 7: entire thing and she was laughing so hot she could
Speaker 7: not breathe, and she was like kind of crying because
Speaker 7: it was so hilarious. And then my sister's it was
Speaker 7: basically like I won this clog argument, like you just
Speaker 7: told so Karma, and.
Speaker 6: You fell immediately after saying, hey, look at my new
Speaker 6: whoa like.
Speaker 7: Yes, mid sentence of like, Laura, I got that, and
Speaker 7: then it was just like yeah, as you're falling, she yelled,
Speaker 7: it's the wooden soul.
Speaker 2: You idiot.
Speaker 1: That was all while you were falling, that conversation.
Speaker 2: You know, those like falls that take for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this time I felt.
Speaker 5: One time I fell in New York.
Speaker 1: I was just walking and I fell from the curb
Speaker 1: into the street, and the extra four or five inches
Speaker 1: made it so much longer, and I remember a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of people came and tried to help me, and
Speaker 1: I said, please don't tell any more about.
Speaker 6: Did you Was that before or after Our friend Isaac
Speaker 6: fell in New York and I remember a bus roll
Speaker 6: went over both arms.
Speaker 5: You are kidding me.
Speaker 3: I never know that bus rolled over both arms and
Speaker 3: they were not broken.
Speaker 6: Superman, what he fell and his arms got run over
Speaker 6: by a bus. They were not broken. He continued to
Speaker 6: dance the night away.
Speaker 3: No way, Yes, I've never heard this story. Text him now,
Speaker 3: let's do the podcast.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, later on, I'll text him later.
Speaker 6: That was I just I was reminded of it because
Speaker 6: I watched him on a podcast because he's doing great,
Speaker 6: and uh, where is he?
Speaker 3: It's good to see him doing stand up again. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I was going to ask you that. I
Speaker 3: was going to ask you years all of our Minnesota friends.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's go through the list.
Speaker 3: Okay. Kevin migail and.
Speaker 5: Heard al Anderson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alphabedical, she's from Arizona and she wears. Just try
Speaker 1: to keep on the same initial theme. Kevin Williams quit
Speaker 1: and had a family.
Speaker 6: I know, and I remember when he did that. Isn't
Speaker 6: it funny of just your perspective changes. I was like,
Speaker 6: why did he quit? But now I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: well he was ahead of the game. What a forward thinker?
Speaker 6: Not yet, I want to quit. I just I don't
Speaker 6: have any feelings about someone not wanting to do it anymore.
Speaker 6: I understand, But at the time he was doing so well.
Speaker 6: He was always so funny.
Speaker 5: He was, wasn't he opening for Tosh for a long time?
Speaker 3: Yes, and I was too, And I remember thinking, I
Speaker 3: bet he's better at this. I just always liked the
Speaker 3: way he did.
Speaker 6: He's one of those comments that when I heard he quit,
Speaker 6: I'm like, maybe I could buy his jokes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: but yeah, I'm I'm glad that he has a family.
Speaker 6: I hope he's doing well.
Speaker 5: Nice guy, good man.
Speaker 2: Do one of his jokes, you might as well, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you might as well.
Speaker 5: It was a really nice guy.
Speaker 6: He had the different toes and their roles, like whe
Speaker 6: goes to the market. That's basically that joke.
Speaker 5: I don't think I remember any of his stuff. I
Speaker 5: just remember it was dark.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah it was Yeah, it was nay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was funny, but it was naughty. He
Speaker 1: pissed people off. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I feel like Minnesota comics are known in the biz
Speaker 7: as being some of the best of the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of good comedy here, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that have popped out of here
Speaker 1: and I mean people right here, which is nice and
Speaker 1: it's like encouraged, and so I think it makes a
Speaker 1: good culture of you know, creating better comics, not just
Speaker 1: like hack crap.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was also one of those first towns I went
Speaker 6: to kind of like your Denver or that's it, that's
Speaker 6: the list Denver in Minneapolis. Both are places where the
Speaker 6: local scene was like, hey, let's be friends. What are
Speaker 6: you doing tomorrow? You should come back to this city
Speaker 6: and take one of our coveted spots because we like you.
Speaker 3: I never felt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, other towns were like there's animosity towards you know,
Speaker 6: anyone that came into town, and like Austin.
Speaker 3: Was a little like that.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, but I love it there. Can't wait to
Speaker 6: go back and perform somewhere with a low ceiling.
Speaker 5: Isn't that nice? A low ceiling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maggie. Do you do comedy like once a week?
Speaker 2: Are you like on a show?
Speaker 3: Do you I have to deal?
Speaker 1: I have like a day job still, I drive a
Speaker 1: snowplow for.
Speaker 2: The state, and so I you must have been a
Speaker 2: hero these last couple months.
Speaker 5: I'm tired.
Speaker 3: I'm tired.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have probably three weekends a month, you know.
Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, nice, that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I clearly can't quit, you know, Yeah
Speaker 1: I would. I would have done that a long time ago.
Speaker 5: It's too late. I love it too much, so silly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's two the crowd fun jokes and.
Speaker 1: Making it better and better and better is probably like
Speaker 1: my favorite thing in the holy world.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I just love starting from nothing and building it and
Speaker 1: building it and building it and building it.
Speaker 5: And I'm addicted to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And if you quit, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: jokes that you have that wouldn't have gotten, not not.
Speaker 5: Gifts to the work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of big gestures.
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm Italian.
Speaker 2: Do you talk about being a snowplow driver? And you're
Speaker 2: at I do?
Speaker 1: I do on this last album and probably have like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes of working there because I work with like
Speaker 1: all real blue collar dudes, and I'm like a radical
Speaker 1: millie lesbian feminists, you know, and so it's yeah, white.
Speaker 5: Dichotomy if you will.
Speaker 2: What's the name of that album.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's the best, tougher than a honey Bee.
Speaker 3: I just love it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tight and.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have you knowniced tonny bees. I mean not
Speaker 6: that you aren't tough, but they they have not been
Speaker 6: strong lately. I see them often just walking on sidewalks slowly. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they're always on their way out of.
Speaker 1: Town looking for dying and droves, dying groups and they
Speaker 1: get gangs of like murder hornets and just yelling them
Speaker 1: all off, fighting with each other.
Speaker 5: I mean, you've got to come together.
Speaker 3: And you're tougher than that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are you still in a gang yourself?
Speaker 5: Yeah? No, I got jumped out?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, they're.
Speaker 2: Jumping out things have always heard of jumping.
Speaker 5: I think you get your ass be worst jump getting
Speaker 5: out than going in.
Speaker 3: That's what the hell's angels do.
Speaker 5: That's why you never leave. It's gangs are for life.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but you still have you still have all
Speaker 6: those tattoos to remember them by. Yep, there they are, there,
Speaker 6: they are on the wrists. Yeah, everyone's going to think
Speaker 6: you're a real gang member.
Speaker 5: I might be fact check it. Then that's up to
Speaker 5: you to a deep dive.
Speaker 3: How long have you been snowplow driving?
Speaker 5: When?
Speaker 3: When did you get into that lo This is my
Speaker 3: sixth winter. Did you get to get your own car?
Speaker 3: Your own truck, your own shovel on the front of
Speaker 3: a truck they give you.
Speaker 1: They give you a half a million dollar truck.
Speaker 5: To drive around.
Speaker 3: Oh it's for the city, it's for the state.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do just the highways, the interstates.
Speaker 3: I love that you're doing that.
Speaker 7: So wait, sorry, because I'm from the California snow is
Speaker 7: very foreign to me from northern California.
Speaker 5: But you've seen it and been in it, seen it
Speaker 5: and been in it. Okay.
Speaker 7: But there was somebody on TikTok and I wish I
Speaker 7: knew their name off hand, but they were talking about
Speaker 7: how in California we say going to the snow. That's
Speaker 7: how foreign snow is to us. Yeah, you're like, if
Speaker 7: you're going to go to Tahoe for the weekend, we're
Speaker 7: going to go up to the snow. Like you visit
Speaker 7: snow like it's this thing, okay that stays in one
Speaker 7: place all the time, because we just that's not the
Speaker 7: experience we have with it. I just imagined you in
Speaker 7: your snowplow getting called out after a blizzard yep, and
Speaker 7: you're getting on the highway and it's three feet of snow,
Speaker 7: just beautiful, just settled snow in front of you and
Speaker 7: you're the one that gets in there first.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 5: How? I would love that so hard?
Speaker 1: But as soon as it starts snowing, we're out there.
Speaker 1: So it never really piles up that high, unless it's
Speaker 1: snowing like ridiculously crazy amounts, which that happens too, But mostly,
Speaker 1: you know, we're out there as soon as it's starting,
Speaker 1: you know, plowing it. We drive back and forest and
Speaker 1: back and.
Speaker 5: Forth and do it again and again and again and again.
Speaker 7: Just to keep it from Have you ever hit hit
Speaker 7: a patch of black ice and then slid around?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you see those videos from was it like
Speaker 1: the Seattle ice storm or something like that?
Speaker 5: Said, okay, so I had to go and plow this area.
Speaker 5: They're like, may go over here.
Speaker 1: There's some buses stuck, and I was like, okay. So
Speaker 1: I turn on this street and it's just black ice
Speaker 1: and there's like a bus here and a bus here
Speaker 1: in a car in the snow back in a car,
Speaker 1: and they have the road closed with like state troopers
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: You're sure wasn't about to jump at all.
Speaker 5: I I was just shaking because my truck was like.
Speaker 1: And I had to, you know, put the salt down
Speaker 1: and so I was like, I am for sure going
Speaker 1: to hit something right here, and I somehow miraculously did it.
Speaker 1: But then I was like so shaky that I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stop at the gas station and take
Speaker 1: a breath and go in and pee and get something
Speaker 1: to drink.
Speaker 5: So I stopped at the gas station.
Speaker 1: Why pull in the gas station and I start sliding. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And I just kept going and so I put my
Speaker 1: plow down because that helps you stop, you know.
Speaker 5: And I slid another fifteen feet and I was that
Speaker 5: close to hitting a truck.
Speaker 3: In the gas station.
Speaker 1: And then I couldn't get out of the gas station.
Speaker 1: So I had to like call for help in the
Speaker 1: gas station and they're like, why.
Speaker 5: Are you at the gas station?
Speaker 2: I was like I was crying in the Yeah.
Speaker 5: I really was this close to tears. I was so shaky.
Speaker 7: Well, those those videos from Seattle where people were crawling
Speaker 7: up the streets and stop, you can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's like wearing dance gold clogs on a wood floor.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so slippery.
Speaker 2: When you've just sasked your sister about it. Yes, almost
Speaker 2: exactly this name.
Speaker 3: Were there kids in those buses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there were they were teetering on a cliff.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're regular Superman person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think there were kids in the buses.
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to get to school. But everything
Speaker 1: it was really weird because like most of Saint Paul
Speaker 1: was fine, but this little neighborhood was just glare ice everywhere.
Speaker 1: So you drive down the highway there and they were
Speaker 1: just like semis jackknife and cars in the ditch and
Speaker 1: overturned and hitting each other. And yeah, that was really
Speaker 1: weird because that just that little maybe it was like
Speaker 1: a five mile section was just crazy.
Speaker 6: When you were sliding at the gas station where you
Speaker 6: headed directly towards the pumps, No, I.
Speaker 1: Was headed directly towards a box truck.
Speaker 5: Oh I almost hit.
Speaker 3: A box truck. Was the box truck filled with gasoline
Speaker 3: and children? Oh yeah? Oh yes.
Speaker 1: They all had cartoon plungers. Just if anyone touched the truck,
Speaker 1: they would have gone like that.
Speaker 7: Is there a level of experience or years driving a
Speaker 7: snowplow where you would have gone into that situation and
Speaker 7: not been worried, like do you think there's dudes on that?
Speaker 5: Stuff?
Speaker 2: Would have been like it's fun because it's truly chaos.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I know, I think anyone would have
Speaker 1: had a hairy time on that.
Speaker 5: I definitely do. It was scary. You guys, if you're
Speaker 5: ever in Minnesota, you can do ride along.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so fun.
Speaker 1: I mean you're so high up the ground off the
Speaker 1: ground that it's freaky. So you go out on a
Speaker 1: corner and you just think you're gonna tip over because
Speaker 1: it's so high, but you never tip over.
Speaker 6: Do you remember the footage that kind of went viral
Speaker 6: of this Maybe it didn't go viral. It was just
Speaker 6: on World's Dumbas Day Show I did, and this guy
Speaker 6: was had lost as mine and he was just plowing
Speaker 6: cars off the road, like just running into cars, laughing maniacally.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, Yeah, someone had said something to him.
Speaker 5: Wasn't he in Boston or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there was a great accident. Yeah that that accent.
Speaker 5: Along with it. I think that would be the day
Speaker 5: I quit when I do something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to go out with a bang.
Speaker 5: One guy had one of our plow drivers, I think
Speaker 5: it was last winter. He somehow got a.
Speaker 1: Car in his plow and he didn't know it, And
Speaker 1: he was plowing and there was a car stuck in
Speaker 1: the plow, and he just kept hearing someone honk, and
Speaker 1: he's like, what's that noise?
Speaker 5: What is that noise?
Speaker 1: And he finally finished his route and got on the
Speaker 1: exit and at the top of the exit, this car just.
Speaker 5: And drove away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and drove away. Yeah, he drove real discussion, no discussion,
Speaker 3: I mean, he just left. Did he say thanks for
Speaker 3: the lift?
Speaker 2: It must have been like a hont of fit, like
Speaker 2: a little, a little it had to be.
Speaker 1: And then we have these like some of the plows
Speaker 1: are they're called high output plows, so they're really high
Speaker 1: on one side and low on the other, so you
Speaker 1: could totally fit a car and they're not noticed.
Speaker 5: But that was I would feel so terrible if something
Speaker 5: like that happened.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because if you're that high up, it would be
Speaker 7: really hard to know, and their snow in the way,
Speaker 7: it would be hard to know exactly what's happening.
Speaker 1: It could I could easily see it happened, for sure,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that would be scary.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize how stressful your job was.
Speaker 1: There's a lot, and plus everybody drives like idiots. You know,
Speaker 1: and so they're trying to pass you and get around you.
Speaker 1: And I always crank my salt spinner up when they
Speaker 1: try to pass me and just whips the paint right
Speaker 1: after car.
Speaker 7: Well, Also, do you have to be careful of how
Speaker 7: much coffee you drink if such a situation like black
Speaker 7: ice or scooping up a car, do you have to
Speaker 7: be careful of your stress as you do it? Yeah,
Speaker 7: heavy machinery.
Speaker 1: You mean, so if I drink too much coffee, I'd
Speaker 1: be jittering to be even harder.
Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying, right, that's what Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's what do you mean?
Speaker 3: I'd have to be a lot. That's what I at
Speaker 3: first I thought we were talking about. I thought you
Speaker 3: you you're up to just a nervous trembling bladder.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't drink. That doesn't do it. It's there. You
Speaker 5: have so many things to concentrate on.
Speaker 3: You know, you're driving.
Speaker 1: You have eight thousand buttons over here in computer screens.
Speaker 1: You have your front plow. You have a plow on
Speaker 1: the side, you have your salt spinners, which side you
Speaker 1: have brine, which is a liquid that comes out that
Speaker 1: hangs on the side of your truck.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so much going on, plus people driving
Speaker 1: like idiots, and you're trying to change lanes the last
Speaker 1: second because that's how you do it. But people don't
Speaker 1: realize that's how you do it, so they just honk
Speaker 1: and it's a mess. You know, you have to if
Speaker 1: you're if you're you run out of salt in the back,
Speaker 1: you have to lift your box and then shift the
Speaker 1: load of salts so that it'll come out. But you
Speaker 1: have to make sure you don't hit a bridge when
Speaker 1: you lift your box. I mean, there's so much going on,
Speaker 1: you know, and there's so much that can go wrong.
Speaker 3: My back is sweating just you describing it. I live
Speaker 3: such a shelter.
Speaker 5: It's fun when there's a lot of snow to really push.
Speaker 2: It far, fun just to get it out of the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like some sort of cleaning, like you
Speaker 1: know how people just get satisfied watching those rugs get
Speaker 1: clean or something like that. It's like that, it's like
Speaker 1: this is dirty movement. You look in the back mirror
Speaker 1: and you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's nice.
Speaker 5: That looks good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, rather than the twenty years it takes to get
Speaker 6: results from comedy?
Speaker 5: Is it only twenty years?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have a specialized driver's license?
Speaker 5: I have a Class A commercial driver since yeah.
Speaker 7: Lass.
Speaker 1: If you guys ever go on a big tour and
Speaker 1: need a tour bus driver, I could drive your tour bus.
Speaker 7: For real, for real, So you can do this hand
Speaker 7: over hand, big steering wheel type of driving.
Speaker 3: Sure, I mean I can tell just by your mime
Speaker 3: work that you've done it fluid so calm. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that. On the hips, your head is.
Speaker 1: Checking mirrors, yes, checking mirror, checking the blind spots, making
Speaker 1: sure no one's standing in.
Speaker 5: The aisles stay down. So yes, I can drive any
Speaker 5: big vehicle.
Speaker 2: Really, have you had to do that.
Speaker 7: For people in a situation where they didn't know that's
Speaker 7: something you could do. And then somebody, I know, there's
Speaker 7: an intense hypothetical.
Speaker 3: Go with me.
Speaker 2: You are at a comedy club, everyone gets drunk.
Speaker 7: Everyone at The guy from the gas station with the
Speaker 7: box truck came for the comedy show and then he
Speaker 7: can't drive it and he blocked in cars.
Speaker 1: I would drive everyone home in the box truck, right,
Speaker 1: onto the chains.
Speaker 3: Don't forget your plunger.
Speaker 5: I mean I could. That situation has never.
Speaker 1: Arisen, but I do enjoy that hypothetical.
Speaker 5: Do you have any more?
Speaker 2: I probably could come up with a couple.
Speaker 1: Like if a city bus driver had a heart attack
Speaker 1: and I was walking by, I could get on that
Speaker 1: bus and get the bus to safety.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Starring and speed three? Yes?
Speaker 1: I am, I am.
Speaker 3: I think that that should happen.
Speaker 5: You guys make some calls William speed three.
Speaker 2: I think we should probably outline at first.
Speaker 3: There has two I believe, so speed to colon.
Speaker 6: High out, high high stakes, high speed, speed more speedy.
Speaker 3: It was in a boat.
Speaker 2: Oh it wasn't a bus, right, and the.
Speaker 1: Boat couldn't go slower than sixty four miles an hour
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Shit, this might be I might be wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's the same. It's the same script. They
Speaker 3: just had to change.
Speaker 5: But we need a new vehicle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a license if it's a new vehicle.
Speaker 1: But if I'm gonna fly a plane, I'll probably have
Speaker 1: to get my pilot's license. Okay, but you know, if
Speaker 1: you fly a plane and you go slower than a
Speaker 1: certain speed, you will crash.
Speaker 5: So that is very plausible.
Speaker 7: Guys, speed to cruise, control control, it has four percent
Speaker 7: on rotten to make.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's hot, it's fire and uh.
Speaker 7: Sandra Bullock is on a Caribbean cruise and their trip
Speaker 7: turns dangerous when an explosion disables the ship's communication system
Speaker 7: and it becomes and basically the vessel is under someone
Speaker 7: else's control.
Speaker 5: Sandy, all right, does she save the day? Is Keanu
Speaker 5: reads in it wasn't he any the first one?
Speaker 7: He is not? He wasn't the first one. This is
Speaker 7: Jason Patrick in the second one?
Speaker 5: Okay, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're gonna need a new star for the
Speaker 1: third one. When we an airplane into a mountain.
Speaker 2: That's the big ending scene, is like, let's just dry
Speaker 2: this right now.
Speaker 5: I mean the first two.
Speaker 1: Were probably very successful, but mine right into a mountain
Speaker 1: fire end the series.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how you end it.
Speaker 5: Bring into a bus. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 3: Speed three, the abrupt stop auto pilot. There we go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's already more than four percent on my
Speaker 6: tomato meter.
Speaker 5: I hope it's five.
Speaker 2: Let's get those numbers. Let's get it up to eight.
Speaker 5: Let's kick it.
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, what is.
Speaker 3: Being a public address announcer for a baseball team? Entail?
Speaker 4: That's when you just say, here we go, next step,
Speaker 4: bet Centerveeler, Frank Thomas, you have the coolest gigs.
Speaker 5: Well I got five pretty quick from now. And that's
Speaker 5: the only jig I've ever been fired from.
Speaker 3: So yeah, really, what did you do wrong?
Speaker 5: I was uh, I was racist.
Speaker 1: I was a public address announcer for a minor league
Speaker 1: baseball team. They had like a comedy contest to see
Speaker 1: who would be the next public address announcer.
Speaker 6: You got that from comedy a contest? Yeah, that was
Speaker 6: the prize and everyone knew ahead of time. Yeah, oh
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Great, that's surprize.
Speaker 6: It was fun.
Speaker 5: It was fun.
Speaker 1: I probably only lasted a couple of weeks. So but okay,
Speaker 1: so they had I'll tell you the story they had,
Speaker 1: and I'm not proud of this. Okay, I feel terrible
Speaker 1: and I have said my apologies and I need to
Speaker 1: move on. But so this was like twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: and they they did this gig where they when you know,
Speaker 1: like when the pitcher and the catcher are like frustrated
Speaker 1: and the catcher walks to the mound and they have
Speaker 1: a conversation. They did this gig where they'd say, let's
Speaker 1: turn on the secret mic on the mound and see
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. And then you're supposed to make
Speaker 1: up dialogue like, hey.
Speaker 5: Where do you want to eat tonight? Do you want
Speaker 5: to go to the Apple We No, I hate their burgers.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have a stupid conversation, right, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were playing the Japanese exhibition team.
Speaker 5: Twenty years ago. I'm still not excusing it.
Speaker 3: I own this.
Speaker 5: And then a lot of a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Three complained and the next day before they fired me,
Speaker 1: they had me call those three people and apologize. Well,
Speaker 1: those three people gave me all of their anger for
Speaker 1: about an hour each, and I had a sent listen
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 5: I was in tears.
Speaker 1: I felt so terrible, And as soon as I was
Speaker 1: done with that, I walked into the office and they
Speaker 1: fired me.
Speaker 3: Wow ly, shit, Yeah.
Speaker 5: You can't do that. We don't do that.
Speaker 7: You certainly can't anymore. And even back then, no, now
Speaker 7: were the people here you had to call on the
Speaker 7: phone of Asian I do.
Speaker 1: Believe so they were yeah, very much triumphing for the
Speaker 1: Asian community.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, yes, Wow, that's I feel like that is
Speaker 7: a true redemption story, because when do you ever hear
Speaker 7: a story like this where people actually have to go
Speaker 7: and sit there and let the people let them know
Speaker 7: how it feels right.
Speaker 3: That was harsh, Yeah, but you were probably like, well
Speaker 3: this is what I have to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I took it.
Speaker 5: I mean I took it, but I didn't think it
Speaker 5: up to take so much.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I took it.
Speaker 1: That was hard.
Speaker 6: I don't like improv comedy. You never know what's going
Speaker 6: to fly out of your mouth in a panic.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 7: Well, also when you get that, as comedians, we rely
Speaker 7: on our inner instinct of like this will be blank,
Speaker 7: and you're almost always right.
Speaker 2: But when you're wrong, you're wrong, you really are, so
Speaker 2: we may really stakes you.
Speaker 7: We do, we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I have owned it.
Speaker 5: I am sorry.
Speaker 1: I will never do that again and that is my
Speaker 1: bad and I should not have done it, and I apologize.
Speaker 3: Well, I forgive you, Maggie, thank you.
Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
Speaker 6: I know what a good person you are and I
Speaker 6: know you care about people, and I know you're sweet
Speaker 6: and sometimes you just have a joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I shouldn't come out I have a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I do. I never look and check, but
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Maybe we should it a long time, maybe Twitter, and
Speaker 6: I'm fine, okay, yeah, but yeah, like things you say
Speaker 6: on stage, you know, well, you know.
Speaker 1: Some people do that stuff get somewhere, you know, but
Speaker 1: I I that's not me either, you know.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be known for that at all.
Speaker 1: No, No, I would like to be known for crafting
Speaker 1: smart jokes period.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 7: Well, also, when you are on this makes me think
Speaker 7: of when I did the Uh It was one of
Speaker 7: the weirdest experiences because blank Apatch is the announcer for
Speaker 7: the What's the Wrestling Show? And it's a it's a
Speaker 7: wrestling show downtown. It's Mexican wrestling and basically like burlesque combined,
Speaker 7: and it's really cool and it's a huge audience, and
Speaker 7: they usually have Blaine is usually always the announcer, and
Speaker 7: then he'll have like two people up there with him
Speaker 7: and they just everyone pretends to be a sports announcer.
Speaker 7: And so he asked me to do it with him,
Speaker 7: and I was really excited to have been asked. And
Speaker 7: when I got up there, I literally not only could
Speaker 7: not think of one thing to say. But I just
Speaker 7: was like watching the wrestling matches.
Speaker 2: Like how are they doing this? Because they would like
Speaker 2: get up on.
Speaker 7: The side and flip around and do all this crazis
Speaker 7: where I'm like, I'm not I can't think of anything.
Speaker 7: This isn't funny. I'm impress, like I don't have I
Speaker 7: don't see this enough to not just be sitting here
Speaker 7: like whoa. And I literally like I think I said
Speaker 7: two things for like an hour and a half. I mean,
Speaker 7: Blaine was just on his own for so long and
Speaker 7: it was a true failure. It felt fucking horrible. But
Speaker 7: at the same time, I was like, yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 7: I don't know this like area enough to like spoof it.
Speaker 7: I don't know the references. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 7: And I'm also like just a spectator who's kind of
Speaker 7: blown away, So it's like there's I have nothing to
Speaker 7: riff about. I'm not like the observer.
Speaker 1: Think of how good you would have been had you
Speaker 1: gone back, right, Yeah, because you would have been used
Speaker 1: to it. You would have you'd know the tricks. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a surprise shock.
Speaker 7: Right, and I would have known maybe to like do
Speaker 7: a little research and like not be in the panic mode. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 7: because the more the longer it went where I was
Speaker 7: just like, oh, I'm I'm not fucking saying anything. I'm
Speaker 7: not saying anything.
Speaker 6: Also, it's a good example because it is a traditional
Speaker 6: Latino culture, Like I didn't want to joke about any
Speaker 6: of it when I did it with Jordan Morris. And
Speaker 6: also they get really mad if you make light of
Speaker 6: the costumes or the moves or that's called the butt
Speaker 6: scissors or whatever. If it's like, that's not what it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: you're not facing each other, right, but.
Speaker 1: No, see, And that would be scary too, because you
Speaker 1: would be worried you're going to offend or say the
Speaker 1: wrong thing or where's the line and you don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't know if you're unfamiliar like that.
Speaker 6: That doing that with Jordan is probably an example of
Speaker 6: the wrong thing coming out of my mouth because I
Speaker 6: remember people booing me and I don't remember it was
Speaker 6: like I think it was just about the costume thing.
Speaker 6: I felt so bad that I went back and let
Speaker 6: them beat me up like scrimmaged or practiced.
Speaker 5: Was that kind of fun?
Speaker 6: Though? I thought it was going to be fun. They
Speaker 6: were all like not in their costumes. These wrestlers are
Speaker 6: very serious about it, and I said, yeah, toss me around.
Speaker 6: Before I got there, I thought the floor would be
Speaker 6: soft and springing. R They threw me around and I
Speaker 6: it's the first time I ever thought about getting a
Speaker 6: neck brace after something. I was sore of not fun,
Speaker 6: not fun, But man, it made for a funny segment,
Speaker 6: I bet because I.
Speaker 3: Wore it and worth it.
Speaker 1: Johnny Knocks feel worth it.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a jacket.
Speaker 6: They always want a fewel TV wanted me to do
Speaker 6: jackassy things and I was like, well, this will be fun,
Speaker 6: but I just don't have the body that can be
Speaker 6: tossed around by other people. I can fall off a
Speaker 6: skateboard because I know how to fall that way. But
Speaker 6: these guys slapping me. I had like perfect outlines of
Speaker 6: hands on my chip because they would throw me against
Speaker 6: ropes and come back and just slap me in the chest.
Speaker 6: And I know a fall on my back, but I
Speaker 6: was like it broke the skin a couple of times,
Speaker 6: Like they slapped so hard that there was like blood
Speaker 6: coming Yeah, but that was my rede. I'm like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I dishonored and did not take the commentary seriously. You
Speaker 6: can now throw me around like a rag doll, and
Speaker 6: I think they appreciated it.
Speaker 5: That was your apology calls.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, both of these. Both of these apology
Speaker 2: tours are very painful.
Speaker 5: Yes, I will drive the tour bus on the apology tour.
Speaker 3: Why is it so fun?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: I like doing it.
Speaker 7: Because to me, the bus steering wheel is such a
Speaker 7: different shape and setup that the idea of it is
Speaker 7: so fun, Like you have to do it like it's
Speaker 7: a big plate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's no other steering wheel. Yeah, you could
Speaker 6: be on a boat that's more vertical. Really, you have
Speaker 6: the horizontal plate at a slight act sees it's a
Speaker 6: fun steering wheel and it's big.
Speaker 3: Why is it so big?
Speaker 7: My aunt May who was my great aunt, she drove
Speaker 7: until she was like close to her nineties and then
Speaker 7: they had this old uh I think it was a
Speaker 7: nova And when she would go to make a turn,
Speaker 7: she fed whichever direction she was going. She would feed
Speaker 7: the steering wheel from one little fist to the other.
Speaker 7: And I would watch her do it like this is
Speaker 7: not how you're supposed to be doing this. It would
Speaker 7: she would go so slow and just be slowly feeding, feeding, feeding,
Speaker 7: and then let it go back through her little open fist.
Speaker 2: It was insanity.
Speaker 6: It was maybe she was trying to keep it at
Speaker 6: ten and two, but you're not supposed to always have.
Speaker 3: It at ten and too for.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to go hand over for right.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wish people could see this. We aren't.
Speaker 3: We don't have videos.
Speaker 1: You are.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. Your space work was steering. It's clearly
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, you know what you're doing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not going to crush your bus.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 6: I'm really good at being trapped in a box because
Speaker 6: I uh yeah, in a very tiny bedroom as a child.
Speaker 5: Side, well, you like miniatures, so that's yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: sleep in a shoe box?
Speaker 6: Who lived in a shoe? The old woman you were
Speaker 6: about to move? Why didn't you live in the dance?
Speaker 6: Oh the dance go Who lived in a shoe? Anyone
Speaker 6: remember old? There was the old woman?
Speaker 3: She's just an unnamed old woman.
Speaker 1: There wasn't woman who lived in a shoe. She had
Speaker 1: so many kids, she didn't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, well yeah, I wouldn't even have one kid.
Speaker 3: If you were in a shoe in a.
Speaker 5: Shoe, yeah, I mean it asked to be a pretty
Speaker 5: big shoe, even.
Speaker 3: As a bachelorette. It's a poor choice.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 2: I agree. She didn't plan. Yeah, she didn't think, she
Speaker 2: did not.
Speaker 5: People make better voices.
Speaker 3: Let's all make better choices.
Speaker 5: Let's all make.
Speaker 7: Better choices in twenty twenty three. Yes, and beyond, what
Speaker 7: else is going on, Maggie, Do you have anything to
Speaker 7: report from Minnesota or beyond? Yes?
Speaker 5: Wow, I feel like the representation of my state is
Speaker 5: in my hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going on there?
Speaker 1: We got a lot of good meats up here, and cheeses,
Speaker 1: squeaky cheeses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you know what.
Speaker 1: I went on a hunt for the best string cheese
Speaker 1: in the Midwest, and everywhere I went I would buy
Speaker 1: string cheese from like a fancy dairy or like a
Speaker 1: fancy shop or whatever, or a gas station, didn't matter.
Speaker 5: I was trying all the string cheese.
Speaker 1: I like the fibrous string cheese that just really pulls
Speaker 1: off and really just fibers everywhere.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I accidentally went to Walmart like two weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get some string cheese.
Speaker 5: Is the best string cheese I've had ever?
Speaker 2: Really, Walmart?
Speaker 5: From Walmart?
Speaker 2: What brand? Do you remember?
Speaker 6: Going to the kitchen, She's off to the kitchen. We
Speaker 6: are this is a string cheese countdown. It's a real
Speaker 6: string cheese incident.
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 7: I believe that it needs to be mentioned as a brand.
Speaker 7: If it impressed her, she's done the research.
Speaker 6: We all know there's those string cheeses where you go
Speaker 6: to take a little piece and it bebbles off and
Speaker 6: pretty much it just splits in half.
Speaker 5: It's called great value.
Speaker 2: Great value, you would perfect, which I'm not a fan of.
Speaker 1: I prefer Target. I'm a Target Girl, Minnesota company, clearly.
Speaker 1: But look called fibers.
Speaker 3: Oh here we go.
Speaker 5: Really look at all those fibers.
Speaker 3: It's so uniform, it's so uniform, kind of dry.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And it's the best string cheese I've ever had.
Speaker 5: And it's disappointing.
Speaker 6: Because I are you gonna eat the whole thing? Oh no,
Speaker 6: she's eating it like a corn cob.
Speaker 5: No, No, that was just a I had a friend
Speaker 5: who bit into it this way. Yeahs I've done that.
Speaker 3: Yeah occasionally. Uh you know one of my and I'm
Speaker 3: not proud of it.
Speaker 6: But it's a treat that I often grab when I'm
Speaker 6: at the gas station to also pee while I slide around.
Speaker 6: Is the It looks like string cheese, but it's wrapped
Speaker 6: in some sort of a pepperoni.
Speaker 3: So you want but you had?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you eat it like a corn dog and it
Speaker 6: seems like such a it's too soft, but I can't
Speaker 6: not eat them.
Speaker 4: To it is.
Speaker 6: I just had one the other night. I was feeling sad.
Speaker 6: I lived near a gas station. I went down there.
Speaker 6: I shoved it in like a cartoon. I just like
Speaker 6: squished it into my mouth. It bent in the back
Speaker 6: of my throat. I just started chewing. Actually, yeah, I
Speaker 6: didn't even chew it, and know I swallowed it preemptively.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, tel there, hold down your neck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: You can't watch it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like like when a cartoon duck swallows a wrench
Speaker 6: or something.
Speaker 3: But this it bent. It was so soft it bent.
Speaker 5: Good you thank goodness.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't we could go back to that. I
Speaker 6: don't know why I win or how I've seen a
Speaker 6: duck swallow a wrench. It's just kind of the first
Speaker 6: thing that came to mind. We don't have to go
Speaker 6: back to.
Speaker 7: That feel some daffy duck based comedy you've probably seen
Speaker 7: in the past.
Speaker 3: Ducks, I'm smart, are they?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I mean they often they'll jump out of a plane
Speaker 6: and think it's a parachute, but it's just a backpack
Speaker 6: filled with tools.
Speaker 3: They make terrible.
Speaker 6: You'd think being a flight bird they'd know not to
Speaker 6: bring a heavy backpack that isn't a parachute.
Speaker 1: Let's put a lot of ducks in speed three yeah,
Speaker 1: ooh good, idea speed three ducks in a row?
Speaker 3: Yep, there.
Speaker 2: Are we still doing the plane?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they'll be there'll be a row of parachutes,
Speaker 1: and then a row of backpacks with tools.
Speaker 7: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and of course way less than there
Speaker 1: are passengers on the plane.
Speaker 3: Ducks on the plane.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Should there even be any humans in this one?
Speaker 1: I think we've just it's called the battle pilot, so
Speaker 1: it could be just like flown like a drone.
Speaker 2: I forgot that and some ducks and that's it, and.
Speaker 5: I'll just be at home on like a remote behind
Speaker 5: the plane.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Very modern, Yeah, very There's still a wheel though, Oh good.
Speaker 2: The drone with the bus steering wheel is perfect.
Speaker 5: Why can't we fly planes like this?
Speaker 3: You know how to immediately for sure if it's just
Speaker 3: steering wheel based any vehicle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maggie, do you think you could?
Speaker 7: Do you think you could drive one of those buses
Speaker 7: that has the accord it's so long it has the
Speaker 7: accordion center.
Speaker 5: They're called articulated buses. Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're actually not as hard to turn as regular
Speaker 1: buses because they follow.
Speaker 5: They follow it, so it's not like.
Speaker 1: You're turning one big thing you're trying to get around
Speaker 1: a curb. It's like half you know, it's like a
Speaker 1: sandwich just follows, So it's actually not as hard as
Speaker 1: a long, long bus.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you have driven mine.
Speaker 1: I haven't, but I have a co worker who drove one,
Speaker 1: and he talks a lot about how he could drive
Speaker 1: an articulated bus.
Speaker 5: He's very proud.
Speaker 2: He's proud of it. And maybe a little bit on
Speaker 2: the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Oh God, for sure, now that I think about for sure.
Speaker 7: That's what I love about that is there's a real
Speaker 7: there's a specific interest. I was watching a documentary about
Speaker 7: it once and they were describing this boy and he
Speaker 7: was on the spectrum, and they were like, he had
Speaker 7: an interest in Batman and central cooling systems, and I
Speaker 7: was like, I mean I would give anything to have
Speaker 7: a specific interest like that, Yeah, specific on point.
Speaker 5: Or to be able to tie the two together.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, where do they meet.
Speaker 2: On the roof?
Speaker 6: I think I've talked about this before, but I had
Speaker 6: a little cousin that when he was a child, six
Speaker 6: or seven.
Speaker 3: Yes, I just got it. That was great, that was great.
Speaker 3: There's the bird, there's a plane.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, let me look at the units. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 5: you have a nephew.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I started. I snowplowed over the conversation. First tracks.
Speaker 3: I he always looked he was obsessed with, specifically vacuum cleaners.
Speaker 6: He would take them apart and put them back together,
Speaker 6: and everyone's like, this kid's a genius. He knows how
Speaker 6: He was a little kid and he wanted to And
Speaker 6: he finally got a vacuum for Christmas as a child,
Speaker 6: and he was so excited. He took it apart, put
Speaker 6: it back together and it still worked. And as an
Speaker 6: adult he became he started a vacuum business. For real kid,
Speaker 6: he knew early on as a child what he wanted
Speaker 6: to do.
Speaker 2: I wish I had that it's the fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no passion back then, or I had
Speaker 1: passionate about very stupid things like smurfs or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know right right, who wasn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I always found her. I was unnerved by Smurfett.
Speaker 7: She was annoying to sound like a man was voicing
Speaker 7: a woman, where I'm like, why can't a girl do this?
Speaker 3: Far?
Speaker 5: She was very Harvey firestcene.
Speaker 2: She was a little put on. I felt a little
Speaker 2: it was a little over the top.
Speaker 5: One girl that's sort of like my work. One girl
Speaker 5: smurf from the rest.
Speaker 7: He Oh yeah, maybe you did execute the vision from childhood.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, get a blonde wig and white high
Speaker 7: heels and wear them to work.
Speaker 5: I mean, a better vision. I want to go back
Speaker 5: in time and change my vision.
Speaker 6: A lot of the comics we have on that, especially
Speaker 6: ones that are like very successful, we ask them like,
Speaker 6: what are your other interests and very have you been surprised, Karen?
Speaker 6: A lot of people are like I just pretty much
Speaker 6: do comedy and write jokes and try and perform. And
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, maybe there's a drawback to being interested
Speaker 6: in all these because I've been spending all this time
Speaker 6: skateboarding and golfing, and I'm like, it's not good for
Speaker 6: a comedy career, but it's good for me being a
Speaker 6: human person. Yeah, I like being a human. What human
Speaker 6: things do you like to do, Maggie, I do.
Speaker 5: I just got started again in glass bead making.
Speaker 1: I love glass bead making and the beads.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with like a torch and glass rods and stuff
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 6: And I.
Speaker 1: I had sold all my stuff when I moved into
Speaker 1: a bit of a smaller place, but now I'm in
Speaker 1: a place where I can you know, I have enough
Speaker 1: room to do it and enough money to do it,
Speaker 1: and so I've been buying all my gear, although I
Speaker 1: just I haven't started yet because I forgot to buy glasses.
Speaker 5: You have to have special glasses, and they don't come
Speaker 5: till tomorrow night. So I'm just like excited.
Speaker 6: Are they the same glasses that someone that ties flies
Speaker 6: would use? No, it seems like, but that would be
Speaker 6: cool if they had dual purpose one.
Speaker 3: Big lens on one side.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like two different lenses that are for different distances,
Speaker 6: like a jeweler.
Speaker 3: Yes, jeweler. Are they like jeweler glasses, Maggie.
Speaker 1: No, They're like they just have like these bluish purple
Speaker 1: lenses so that you don't see the soda flare that
Speaker 1: comes off the glass, because that's harmful for your eyeballs.
Speaker 6: So these are indeed glass beads specific I wear any
Speaker 6: sort of.
Speaker 1: Glass blowing glass work, any hot glass work. You're gonna
Speaker 1: want to wear those glasses.
Speaker 3: Oh, because they're also protective.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the beads that you make, are they for jewels
Speaker 2: for jewelry?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Just can.
Speaker 5: You can use them for so many things like yeah, no,
Speaker 5: primarily jewelry stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so kind of little ones.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want me to show you? Yes? Please,
Speaker 5: okay one moment, please go and.
Speaker 3: Go get some more cheese for us.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 6: It's so funny because that I actually understood it was
Speaker 6: a good payoff that cheese was indeed came off in
Speaker 6: perfect strings and didn't do that damn beveling thing where
Speaker 6: it comes off like spite thick on oney.
Speaker 7: On the other when string cheese is soft and moist
Speaker 7: and basically it only peels off in like five pieces,
Speaker 7: it's almost like it's the wrong style of cheese to
Speaker 7: be string cheese in the first place.
Speaker 2: It's there's it's so disappointing.
Speaker 3: String cheese has one role, and it certainly isn't for
Speaker 3: melting on things. We've all made that mistake, not.
Speaker 7: In the least.
Speaker 5: These are all glass beads I've made.
Speaker 3: Ooh yeah, yeah, okay, I want to eat them like candy.
Speaker 3: They're fun. What it would be a bad idea for
Speaker 3: me to be like, oh, boy, hard candy and swallow one.
Speaker 5: You're not candy. You'll see it go down like a wrench.
Speaker 2: Those are beautiful, Thank you.
Speaker 5: So I enjoy that.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: There's so many different ones.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, and you can make marbles, and you
Speaker 1: could make things that people might smoke out of.
Speaker 5: You can make all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's I would talk about it. It's legal. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's not that's she's got a class A driver's like that.
Speaker 3: You can't be. There's just no way you indulging in
Speaker 3: the reefer with a state job.
Speaker 5: Why I don't do that.
Speaker 2: You'd risk it all.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to. I'd be in my head the
Speaker 3: whole time plowing.
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of people Max and Negra, I don't
Speaker 3: she's able to function.
Speaker 5: Yeah I do. I've okay.
Speaker 1: I've worked there six years and I've only been randomly
Speaker 1: drug tisted twice, so you could probably get away.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but now I understand weeds for a lot of people,
Speaker 6: but for me, it makes me overthink everything my life.
Speaker 3: Things I said in.
Speaker 6: Childhood, I'll just go down, Yeah, I'll get high, and
Speaker 6: then I flinch about things I said in the nineteen
Speaker 6: ninety to a friend.
Speaker 5: That's fun.
Speaker 3: It should have been nice.
Speaker 7: When you're in that position and you're high and you're
Speaker 7: upset and you're thinking about that, you just think of
Speaker 7: my voice saying to you.
Speaker 3: Don't worry.
Speaker 7: They're dead, right, And then you don't have to be
Speaker 7: upset anymore. It is just imagine those people witnessing you, right.
Speaker 3: It is the way. It's so comforting to just think
Speaker 3: of everyone. Dad. Isn't that.
Speaker 2: You come change the tapes that run in here? It's
Speaker 2: time you are able.
Speaker 3: Wait, how do you make a marble perfectly round, Maggie?
Speaker 1: Well, they have this thing that's a marble mold, and
Speaker 1: there's like it's like a stick, and then it's got
Speaker 1: this graphite and it's shaped like a half sphere, and
Speaker 1: so you can press the glass into there.
Speaker 3: You know, how do you do the other side. You
Speaker 3: wait for it to get hard and then well you
Speaker 3: can kind of roll it through there. That seems like
Speaker 3: it would be very hard.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 5: It's hard, but it's fun.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like it now. This happened to me once. Well, welding.
Speaker 6: I haven't welded for a while, but in college it
Speaker 6: was one of the there was a welding facility in
Speaker 6: the sculpture annex and sometimes, you know, I'd slam my
Speaker 6: car into a curb and pull it in there and
Speaker 6: weld my uh carding. I was getting pretty good at welding.
Speaker 6: But I one time a hot scald, just a ball
Speaker 6: of metal fell on my shoe. I wasn't wearing the
Speaker 6: right boots and it and it was burning on my
Speaker 6: foot and I had to take off the boot. And
Speaker 6: at the same time the fringe I used to cut
Speaker 6: off my jeans, my pants caught on fire. Oh, so
Speaker 6: my pants were on fire. And then also I was
Speaker 6: feverishly trying to take off this boot because of this
Speaker 6: piece of metal.
Speaker 3: Although it was cooling as it sat there, it did
Speaker 3: leave quite a blister. Have you ever dropped hot scalding
Speaker 3: glass on your foot, not on.
Speaker 1: My foot, but it's hit my hands many times.
Speaker 3: And do you just wait it out?
Speaker 5: No, I keep a spray bottle.
Speaker 3: Right here, and I go see bottle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about big gloves?
Speaker 1: Big oversized but you generally, like generally, that is an anomaly.
Speaker 5: It doesn't happen, so you don't.
Speaker 1: Need I mean, if you're working with hot, hot glass
Speaker 1: and you're really close to it and it's like big globules,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to wear gloves because the heat will
Speaker 1: radiate so much. But I'm making such tiny things that
Speaker 1: it doesn't get hot enough to really.
Speaker 2: Need gloves, you know, Okay.
Speaker 6: And big old, bulky gloves all of this, I mean,
Speaker 6: imagine what a nightmare it would be.
Speaker 3: That's like a bad dream I would have.
Speaker 6: Where you have big oversized gloves that keep getting bigger
Speaker 6: and bigger as the marble you're making has to get
Speaker 6: smaller and smaller and rounder.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of dream that all have stress, a
Speaker 3: lot of trauma.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I and and to get this job where
Speaker 6: my gloves grow and the marbles have to get smaller,
Speaker 6: I have to quit comedy to go back to a
Speaker 6: specialized school.
Speaker 3: To learn how to do it. Those are the kind
Speaker 3: of dreams I have.
Speaker 2: It's huge, stressful, yeah, not real.
Speaker 1: No, change your thoughts, yes, change that tabum, new tape,
Speaker 1: new cassette.
Speaker 3: When did you put out your tougher than a honeybe album?
Speaker 3: How do people listen? Is it anywhere people listen to music?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Is it on Spotify? Mine got taken down?
Speaker 5: So why didn't they get taken down?
Speaker 3: I don't know really.
Speaker 2: Because they Spotify did a whole comedy. Can they take everything?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I thought everything was back up?
Speaker 2: Yeah they said that.
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 5: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: You can listen to it at all the musical channels,
Speaker 1: like you can get it on the iTunes and Spotify,
Speaker 1: and you know none of those pay except XM, So
Speaker 1: go listen to it on XM.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you have your joke?
Speaker 7: You all?
Speaker 6: My favorite comp actually Andy Ritchie, who I missed very much.
Speaker 6: He had the best funeral joke. I have a funeral
Speaker 6: joke where my powdered legs get shot into the audience.
Speaker 6: Will you do in a bridge version of your funeral
Speaker 6: joke for us?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 5: Do I have a funeral joke?
Speaker 3: I thought you did.
Speaker 5: Oh how did that go?
Speaker 1: When I die at my funeral the middle of the ceremony,
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 5: A magician to come in and actually saw me in half.
Speaker 3: There it is, that's it. Oh god, I was so panicked.
Speaker 3: I hate what I no, no, you're right.
Speaker 6: I just have to.
Speaker 2: Get that back in the notebook. That needs to go
Speaker 2: into the next set.
Speaker 5: Please. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know that that ever.
Speaker 5: Made it on any albums. I love it.
Speaker 3: I love a good This is how I want my
Speaker 3: funeral to be joke.
Speaker 6: It's so specific, and some of my favorite people all
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, here's their funeral joke.
Speaker 1: Swartz had had a good one too about I think
Speaker 1: it was like the coffin would come out, but then
Speaker 1: everyone would be looking at.
Speaker 5: The coffin and crying, and I would come down on wires.
Speaker 5: My body would.
Speaker 3: Come on wires.
Speaker 6: All that so, and Andy's was like during the funeral,
Speaker 6: someone uh comes in with a top hat, wearing a
Speaker 6: black leotard and a monocle and just goes up to
Speaker 6: the open cactus. Cat cat ca, let's call it a coffin,
Speaker 6: It says, check mate, and then leaves.
Speaker 3: Everyone is like, that's funny. Did Andy have a nemesisis it's.
Speaker 5: A good show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's some clever stuff. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 6: I'm I miss all the Kim and you and everyone
Speaker 6: of your ilk and the cut of your Minnesota jib.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've had some good times.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The funny thing is, Maggie, I think we've only hung
Speaker 6: out probably nine times. You think, yeah, but right away
Speaker 6: we're like, Okay, this is a this is.
Speaker 3: A funny person. That's a safe person to sit next to.
Speaker 5: I think you get that vibrate away if you are
Speaker 5: you aren't, you know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I got that vibe from you, and that's why I
Speaker 6: got that vibe from you. This recorded, uh friendship starting
Speaker 6: with you and Karen. I hope that you get to
Speaker 6: be in the same room together up to nine times.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's our goal for Twine.
Speaker 5: I'm going to drive for tour Bus, so we'll be
Speaker 5: in a bus.
Speaker 3: Yes, a very special episode of a ride.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, a big.
Speaker 2: Ride, double decker, but oh that would be kidding.
Speaker 5: You have to watch for low bridges, though.
Speaker 2: Bridges are not until YouTube, the advent of YouTube. Did
Speaker 2: I understand those?
Speaker 3: The low bridge?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You have you seen that? The one where somebody has.
Speaker 5: That yep in their garment or whatever. It's the greatest,
Speaker 5: so good.
Speaker 1: I mean it's so clearly marked, and then a thousand
Speaker 1: people have done it, but yet they still try.
Speaker 5: Oh I can fit right.
Speaker 7: And often they're drive they're going like forty miles. It's
Speaker 7: like they're not They're just not even thinking anything could happen.
Speaker 7: It's not like they're approaching it with caution.
Speaker 2: Just imagine, for rid the jerk on that.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine that abrupt stop, deep.
Speaker 2: Pit in your stomach, how badly you just fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you have a commercial drivers, once you're done,
Speaker 1: that day, you're done.
Speaker 5: Is that true? Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't hit a bridge, yeah, bridges, bridges ticket are.
Speaker 7: There any other like, uh, drop dead rules to kill
Speaker 7: somebody at a bridge?
Speaker 2: I can't kill everybody.
Speaker 5: I don't even know. I think you cannot accident.
Speaker 2: I mean it depends on how it figures if they
Speaker 2: were at fault, you know.
Speaker 3: Yes, what about the guy that drove around with a
Speaker 3: little car in his shovel.
Speaker 5: He didn't even get in any trouble or anything.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, he's the same guy.
Speaker 1: I won't say his name, but last week we were
Speaker 1: you have to blow the snow off of bridges, because
Speaker 1: what happens is there's like the wall of the bridge
Speaker 1: and then the snow piles up like that and people
Speaker 1: can launch their cars off to the bridges and then
Speaker 1: they die. But so we have to come along and
Speaker 1: blow that snow away from the edge of the bridge
Speaker 1: and haul it away in trucks and stuff. And he
Speaker 1: was miscalculated a few things and he broke four windshields
Speaker 1: below on the highway. Bigots of snow fell into their windshields, Like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be startling?
Speaker 5: That would scare the crap up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially as a pedestrian.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I wouldn't want that would Although as a
Speaker 7: pedestrian you don't have that many windshields, right right, No,
Speaker 7: I only.
Speaker 5: Have two small ones.
Speaker 3: It could break your glasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he broke three windshields and one pair of glasses.
Speaker 5: Do you remember those gay glasses that had like win person.
Speaker 5: I like stuff like that.
Speaker 7: I feel like, Maggie, you should do this podcast again
Speaker 7: because you are the one of the most on theme.
Speaker 7: Because this podcast used to take place we would drive
Speaker 7: around in a car pit. Yeah, up and drive around,
Speaker 7: and so you have brought the theme back by being
Speaker 7: so vehicularly orient one.
Speaker 5: Now, would you guys drive or did you have a driver?
Speaker 1: We did drive, so you would have to concentrate on
Speaker 1: driving and conversation.
Speaker 6: I really really, I really really had to concentrate. That
Speaker 6: is kind of easier for Karen. Okay, she can think.
Speaker 2: Good job there, Yeah, thank you. We women multitask.
Speaker 5: Yeah, feminism, maybe I could do it now with my
Speaker 5: adderall on time.
Speaker 1: I gave my mother a ride along in my plow
Speaker 1: truck and we got into such a heated political discussion
Speaker 1: that I was shifting a load of salt like this,
Speaker 1: and I was not paying an attention. I was looking
Speaker 1: at my mom yelling about politics. And I dumped all
Speaker 1: the salt out onto the highway.
Speaker 5: And I was like, you can't keep talking to me
Speaker 5: about this.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so symbolic.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's saying, Marjorie Taylor Green has some good points.
Speaker 7: Oh god, one of those nightmares, something like, God.
Speaker 5: I don't even remember what we were talking about.
Speaker 3: I just love that you had your mom on for
Speaker 3: a ride along.
Speaker 1: Oh she had fun. She was delighted, and she was
Speaker 1: an easy passenger. Some passengers are very difficult.
Speaker 7: But are there if any do you need to ride
Speaker 7: Listeners who are Minnesota based wanted to do a ride
Speaker 7: along with you? Is that something they have to apply
Speaker 7: for through the state.
Speaker 1: No, just slip me one hundred dollars okay, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: they would just have to contact me. I have so
Speaker 1: many people that want to do it and say they'll
Speaker 1: do it, and they're really excited to do it, but
Speaker 1: they don't want to get up at six in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know, they never so they don't fall through. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That already weeds me out right.
Speaker 2: I know people are like, I'm an early morning person.
Speaker 5: Me too, Yes, me too. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I love the early mornings and I love feeling like
Speaker 7: I did something. I need it.
Speaker 5: You can be done by any Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2: Okay, we' this is this is a success.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys now have plans. My master plan worked.
Speaker 3: You did it?
Speaker 1: Chris like people to get friend match maker, I am
Speaker 1: there's got to be a market for that.
Speaker 3: There has to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in this day and age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in this economy.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah for real speed friend making you make it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, make an app?
Speaker 2: Will speed three friend making.
Speaker 5: Pilot docs not included.
Speaker 2: Maggie having me.
Speaker 1: I love you, guys, I really appreciate it all things.
Speaker 1: Tell everyone to look me up on Extreme Maggie on Everything.
Speaker 5: Wait, what what is it?
Speaker 3: For real?
Speaker 1: I'm Extreme Magie on you know, TikTok and the fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: My website is Extreme Maggie.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'm throwing in some promotion of Extreme Magie on everything.
Speaker 1: I have like over one hundred Twitter followers.
Speaker 2: So yeah, get on, I'm going to be the next one.
Speaker 5: Okay, are you on TikTok?
Speaker 2: I only walked things.
Speaker 7: I don't make videos, but I but I enjoy TikTok
Speaker 7: in those organization videos. The organization video, don't they Yeah,
Speaker 7: they really are amazing. And the guys that redo people's
Speaker 7: front lawn.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, meg grown yeah, you have to get into
Speaker 3: that like a time lapse.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, time satisfying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 5: That's all I do on TikTok Landscape.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that's good.
Speaker 3: That's good. Follow up? Think about lip syncing and dancing.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just a thought, just to branch
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Speaker 5: I'm not on trend. Guys, look at me.
Speaker 6: You've you've just met my friend Maggie Ferris and Mark
Speaker 6: and Karen's new friend.
Speaker 3: Who the hell's mart? Why did I bring Mark? Martha
Speaker 3: can come to Why don't you guys?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are your friends with Martha? Oh yeah, Martha so much
Speaker 1: the great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why your name flew out of my mouth.
Speaker 6: Oh god, but thank you for being on podcast Meg,
Speaker 6: Thank you you're the bit you've been listening.
Speaker 3: Do you need a ride?
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Speaker 7: Production produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
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