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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

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Speaker 2: and give us time and a terminol and gage aid.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off INSTI. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 2: you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malborn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 6: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 6: Oh that was a downright sultry.

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Speaker 7: I kind of went low and then I felt insecure

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Speaker 7: about it, so I pulled back and then that became sexier. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't even you have no control over it.

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Speaker 2: No, it just it just comes out in podcasting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a professional voice person.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. You got to give it that, you know.

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Speaker 2: I think it is about vulnerability at the end of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 3: That and projecting from your diaphragm. True.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I took singing lessons yesterday from me. This kid

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Speaker 6: looked like Brendan Fraser in the Tarzan movie. No shirt,

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Speaker 6: tank top, very ripped and very like looked like a

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Speaker 6: heavy metal guy. But he had this amazing, like better

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Speaker 6: than Rufus Wainwright voice, and I immediately was self conscious

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Speaker 6: and we just started going through the la la la

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Speaker 6: la la la like that wasn't what we did.

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Speaker 3: See.

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Speaker 6: I already forgot half of what he taught me, but

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Speaker 6: my voice was cracking. I was like intimidated. It was

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Speaker 6: like auditioning for American Idol. I felt so vulnerable. But

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Speaker 6: in the end he taught me a lot and everything

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Speaker 6: I was doing is incorrect. I was flexing my neck

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Speaker 6: and singing from it, I believe, inside my neck while

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Speaker 6: keeping my shoulders very tense. And what he told me

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Speaker 6: to do was fill my belly with air. And you

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Speaker 6: don't see like Steven Tyler do this, but you bill

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Speaker 6: your belly with air and then gradually deflate, much like bagpipes.

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Speaker 3: And I did not know that.

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Speaker 2: How could you?

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Speaker 3: Though? I knew nothing.

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Speaker 6: And by the end, I, you know, when he would

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Speaker 6: sing a sample and then I'd sing it, I was

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Speaker 3: My voice just collapsed and cracked.

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Speaker 6: I was doing pretty well, and I felt really good,

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Speaker 6: and I left, all confident, went to get a coffee

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Speaker 6: at the Starbucks.

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Speaker 3: Guess who was in line read in frasier man, that

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Speaker 3: would have been better. God damn it, it was.

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Speaker 6: It was Babyface, And none of us have really thought

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Speaker 6: much about Babyface.

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Speaker 7: One of the great singer songwriter producers, right of would

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Speaker 7: you call him? Was he from New Jack Swing or.

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Speaker 4: Was he.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Contemporary early nineties R and B. A lot of his

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Speaker 7: It was very romance based, Yeah, at a time where

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Speaker 7: I was not yet thinking of romance. And see the

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Speaker 7: one that sings one did boot boot two in he

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Speaker 7: does numbers. Uh, that's the Count.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was thinking of something.

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Speaker 6: You are thinking of the count, which everyone confuses him.

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Speaker 6: He also hasn't aged.

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Speaker 2: That guy looks great the count. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Well, the one thing I remember is when can I

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Speaker 3: see you again?

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Speaker 2: That's all okay?

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Speaker 7: But Babyface has his own hits, and then wrote for everybody, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: why is he at Starbucks?

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Speaker 2: That man is made of money?

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Speaker 6: Because he knew that I'd just come from vocal lessons

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Speaker 6: one eighty and sing to his face. No, And I

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Speaker 6: didn't have I know. That was my chance you could

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Speaker 6: tell me. It would have been awkward, but he would

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Speaker 6: have said you got the goods, and I would have

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Speaker 3: And I just I just said, all a grande.

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Speaker 7: Drip and I left like a grande drip, like a

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Speaker 3: Or give me almost did? I almost did.

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Speaker 6: There was a slink because he's wearing sunglasses. But I'm

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Speaker 6: very certain he has the same face of a baby

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Speaker 6: a little bit. I mean, the guy's in his sixties,

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Speaker 6: I think, and he stole is a baby faced man,

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Speaker 3: Like a baby. I thought that was too much a diaper.

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Speaker 3: Ah see, I didn't know where to go with it.

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Speaker 7: I like that though, First of all, I mean that's

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Speaker 7: that is a high quality star sighting, yes truly. But

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Speaker 7: on top of that, it's an omen that you took

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Speaker 7: your first singing lesson and then ran into baby face.

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Speaker 7: That's a beautiful human poetry.

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Speaker 6: I gotta start hanging out in Brentwood. You never know

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Speaker 6: who's going to be in line.

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Speaker 7: And it's time to shine, and it's time for Chris

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Speaker 7: to actually, it's time for our guest to shine.

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Speaker 2: You've seen her in clubs and colleges.

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Speaker 3: All over this country, how many colleges.

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Speaker 2: And Chris Is actually friends with her.

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Speaker 7: So I shouldn't be doing this intro, but I thought

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Speaker 7: I'd jump in and just love this thing along, right,

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Speaker 7: I mean, I think I'm good at it, But on

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Speaker 7: top of that, I think I'm bringing a fresh newness

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Speaker 7: to the relationship, to the excitement of having the guests.

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Speaker 2: She's a comedian.

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Speaker 7: I'm sure she does a bunch of other stuff as well,

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Speaker 7: but comedy is how I know her from the fact

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Speaker 7: sheet I read about her. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

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Speaker 7: Maggie Faris.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Maggie.

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Speaker 1: You guys, that was the best intro I've ever been

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Speaker 1: introduced as It was very vulnerable and I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: really putting it out there.

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Speaker 2: I really did.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, you get so many flat and FROs in

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Speaker 6: the comedy club circuit that I know you and I

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Speaker 6: both go through that I thought we could make up

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Speaker 5: I feel special, I feel seen.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the goal here on Dinah.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 6: I knew that when you were on our list and

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Speaker 6: slated to be on the pod. I've never said that pod.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I was very excited because I think that you and

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Speaker 6: Karen would be great friends, and I thought what better

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Speaker 6: way to introduce you is to record it and really

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Speaker 6: put it on the line.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really, actually put it under some high pressure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you must be friends.

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Speaker 1: Karen and I'll be best friends. Then you can go

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Speaker 1: and be friends with baby Peas right right?

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Speaker 3: Allo would Yeah? I have fun.

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Speaker 5: I'm in Minnesota.

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Speaker 7: Maggie. Actually tried to look and see if I followed

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Speaker 7: you on Twitter because your name is very familiar to me,

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Speaker 7: and I think it's probably just from Chris and from comedy.

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Speaker 5: I'm the least active on Twitter, honestly, but.

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Speaker 7: You're being represented because what I found was a post

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: It's a post that says affordable giant clog for sale

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Speaker 7: in Roseville. Yes, and it's you sitting in a giant clog.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: And it says Giant danceco clog eighty dollars.

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Speaker 7: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Can I read the description?

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Speaker 7: It says, sure, she's dusty, she's dirty, but she can

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Speaker 7: Pretend you're driving around, give it to a friend or

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Speaker 7: an enemy cash only must pick up. That was the

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Speaker 7: ad yees a ten foot dance go clog.

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Speaker 5: It's yeah, it was a huge, huge clog.

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Speaker 1: My a friend of mine, Beth, had a club with

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Speaker 1: some friends where they it was called like the Interesting

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Speaker 1: Things Club, and they would just pick up weird stuff

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Speaker 1: and drop it in each other's front yards. And somebody

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Speaker 1: and she actually showed me the brochure they made for

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Speaker 1: the Interesting Things Club, which was hilarious. But so she

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Speaker 1: she said, I gotta, I have to put the clog

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Speaker 1: on Marketplace or Craigslis or something.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, no, it's way too cool.

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Speaker 1: And the next day the clog was in my yard

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Speaker 1: and so we had the clog in the backyard for

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Speaker 1: a long time.

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Speaker 5: It was a great like photo.

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Speaker 1: A lot people enjoyed the clog, but it just sat

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Speaker 1: there getting dusty and dirty, and I had to move

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Speaker 1: last year, so I put the clog up for sale.

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Speaker 1: But it did get some publicity and it ended up

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Speaker 1: at this lady's vintage store and she puts it outside

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Speaker 1: and it's a great people come by and take sit

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Speaker 1: in it and take pictures, and yeah, it worked out well.

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Speaker 7: And how did it get publicity? Like, I mean, is

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Speaker 7: this guy j bowl Er someone I'm supposed to know?

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Speaker 5: Well, I think she's a local writer guy or else.

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Speaker 1: He tweeted it and had more followers, and then someone

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Speaker 1: from the media side or something. It got in a

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Speaker 1: few articles and a couple of people interviewed me about

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Speaker 1: the giant.

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Speaker 3: Really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sometimes I'm like, wow, you guys want to hear

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Speaker 1: about my comedy and they're like, oh, the clog.

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Speaker 5: That's yeah, it was fun that we had. Got a

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Speaker 5: lot of laughs out of the clod.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's something to be said for I'm mostly a

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Speaker 6: miniature guy. I talk about it all too much, tiny shoes,

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Speaker 6: tiny houses, baby shoes, and baby houses. But when it

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Speaker 6: comes to a large shoe that you can get inside of.

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Speaker 6: I've taken pictures inside a large silver pump at this

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Speaker 6: bark called the Silver Slipper, and there's something very exciting

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Speaker 6: about it, and I can't quite you feel like a

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Speaker 6: Keebler elf or something.

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Speaker 1: Had I had the means, I would have made it

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Speaker 1: into some sort of driveable vehicle.

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Speaker 5: Just the clog around.

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Speaker 6: Town yeah, you just could show up unannounced at any parade.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, for sure they would welcome you, I think

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Speaker 5: with open arms. For sure.

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Speaker 7: You wouldn't have to pay the entrance fee or get

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Speaker 7: a number or anything. They just be like, actually, you're

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Speaker 7: going to go in front, you'll be first.

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Speaker 3: You don't need to wear a red vest.

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Speaker 1: You are now a shriner, especially if it's like a

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Speaker 1: Scandinavian type parade like any because clog, you know, isn't

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Speaker 1: that what Dutch?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Clog made popular by the loud dancing that's right.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm guessing because of dance go d Did he

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Speaker 2: a Danish dance go?

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Speaker 5: Dance go? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean why would they name it anything else without

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Speaker 1: the same initiative.

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Speaker 5: That's what they are.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think nurses trended it out, but I think

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Speaker 7: And she her big accusation to me of all of

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Speaker 2: You're doing it for attention.

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Speaker 5: But what's wrong with that?

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Speaker 7: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: That's it right there.

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Speaker 5: If you didn't do that, you wouldn't be having any fun.

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Speaker 2: Or whatever thing?

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Speaker 7: And she was like.

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Speaker 1: Mortified by that's fun's yeah, yeah, But I will.

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Speaker 7: Say this, and I'm sorry to dominate, but I bought

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Speaker 3: At her house me around Christmas time, sorry.

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Speaker 7: For me, knowing my sister would get mad when I

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Speaker 7: I literally take like a step and a half and

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Speaker 5: No, No, I heard it a hundred times.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe she's doing her act on this podcast.

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Speaker 7: But I slip and twist at the same time, so

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Speaker 6: You fell immediately after saying, hey, look at my new

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Speaker 7: Yes, mid sentence of like, Laura, I got that, and

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Speaker 7: it's the wooden soul.

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Speaker 2: You idiot.

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Speaker 1: That was all while you were falling, that conversation.

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Speaker 2: You know, those like falls that take for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this time I felt.

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Speaker 5: One time I fell in New York.

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Speaker 1: I was just walking and I fell from the curb

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Speaker 6: Did you Was that before or after Our friend Isaac

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Speaker 6: went over both arms.

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Speaker 5: You are kidding me.

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Speaker 3: I never know that bus rolled over both arms and

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Speaker 6: Superman, what he fell and his arms got run over

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Speaker 3: No way, Yes, I've never heard this story. Text him now,

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Speaker 3: let's do the podcast.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, later on, I'll text him later.

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Speaker 6: That was I just I was reminded of it because

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Speaker 6: I watched him on a podcast because he's doing great,

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Speaker 6: and uh, where is he?

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Speaker 3: It's good to see him doing stand up again. I

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Speaker 3: don't know. I was going to ask you that. I

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Speaker 3: was going to ask you years all of our Minnesota friends.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's go through the list.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Kevin migail and.

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Speaker 5: Heard al Anderson.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, alphabedical, she's from Arizona and she wears. Just try

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Speaker 1: to keep on the same initial theme. Kevin Williams quit

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Speaker 6: I know, and I remember when he did that. Isn't

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Speaker 6: it funny of just your perspective changes. I was like,

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Speaker 6: why did he quit? But now I'm like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 6: well he was ahead of the game. What a forward thinker?

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Speaker 6: Not yet, I want to quit. I just I don't

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Speaker 6: have any feelings about someone not wanting to do it anymore.

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Speaker 6: I understand, But at the time he was doing so well.

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Speaker 6: He was always so funny.

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Speaker 5: He was, wasn't he opening for Tosh for a long time?

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I was too, And I remember thinking, I

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Speaker 6: He's one of those comments that when I heard he quit,

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Speaker 6: I'm like, maybe I could buy his jokes. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: but yeah, I'm I'm glad that he has a family.

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Speaker 6: I hope he's doing well.

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Speaker 5: Nice guy, good man.

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Speaker 2: Do one of his jokes, you might as well, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you might as well.

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Speaker 5: It was a really nice guy.

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Speaker 6: He had the different toes and their roles, like whe

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Speaker 5: I don't think I remember any of his stuff. I

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Speaker 5: just remember it was dark.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah it was Yeah, it was nay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it was funny, but it was naughty. He

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Speaker 7: I feel like Minnesota comics are known in the biz

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Speaker 7: as being some of the best of the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of good comedy here, and there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that have popped out of here

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Speaker 1: and I mean people right here, which is nice and

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Speaker 1: it's like encouraged, and so I think it makes a

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Speaker 1: good culture of you know, creating better comics, not just

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: It was also one of those first towns I went

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Speaker 6: to kind of like your Denver or that's it, that's

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Speaker 6: the list Denver in Minneapolis. Both are places where the

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Speaker 6: local scene was like, hey, let's be friends. What are

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Speaker 6: you doing tomorrow? You should come back to this city

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Speaker 6: and take one of our coveted spots because we like you.

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Speaker 3: I never felt.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, other towns were like there's animosity towards you know,

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Speaker 6: anyone that came into town, and like Austin.

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Speaker 3: Was a little like that.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, but I love it there. Can't wait to

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Speaker 5: Isn't that nice? A low ceiling?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Maggie. Do you do comedy like once a week?

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Speaker 2: Are you like on a show?

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Speaker 3: Do you I have to deal?

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Speaker 1: I have like a day job still, I drive a

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Speaker 1: snowplow for.

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Speaker 2: The state, and so I you must have been a

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Speaker 5: I'm tired.

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Speaker 3: I'm tired.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I have probably three weekends a month, you know.

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Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, nice, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I clearly can't quit, you know, Yeah

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Speaker 1: I would. I would have done that a long time ago.

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Speaker 5: It's too late. I love it too much, so silly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's two the crowd fun jokes and.

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Speaker 1: Making it better and better and better is probably like

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing in the holy world.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: I just love starting from nothing and building it and

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Speaker 5: And I'm addicted to that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And if you quit, there's a lot of

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Speaker 3: jokes that you have that wouldn't have gotten, not not.

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Speaker 5: Gifts to the work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of big gestures.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I'm Italian.

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Speaker 2: Do you talk about being a snowplow driver? And you're

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Speaker 2: at I do?

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Speaker 1: I do on this last album and probably have like

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes of working there because I work with like

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Speaker 1: all real blue collar dudes, and I'm like a radical

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Speaker 1: millie lesbian feminists, you know, and so it's yeah, white.

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Speaker 5: Dichotomy if you will.

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Speaker 2: What's the name of that album.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's the best, tougher than a honey Bee.

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Speaker 3: I just love it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tight and.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have you knowniced tonny bees. I mean not

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Speaker 6: that you aren't tough, but they they have not been

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Speaker 6: strong lately. I see them often just walking on sidewalks slowly. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: they're always on their way out of.

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Speaker 1: Town looking for dying and droves, dying groups and they

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Speaker 1: get gangs of like murder hornets and just yelling them

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Speaker 5: I mean, you've got to come together.

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Speaker 3: And you're tougher than that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are you still in a gang yourself?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? No, I got jumped out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, they're.

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Speaker 2: Jumping out things have always heard of jumping.

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Speaker 5: I think you get your ass be worst jump getting

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Speaker 5: out than going in.

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Speaker 3: That's what the hell's angels do.

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Speaker 5: That's why you never leave. It's gangs are for life.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but you still have you still have all

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Speaker 6: those tattoos to remember them by. Yep, there they are, there,

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Speaker 6: they are on the wrists. Yeah, everyone's going to think

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Speaker 6: you're a real gang member.

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Speaker 5: I might be fact check it. Then that's up to

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Speaker 5: you to a deep dive.

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Speaker 3: How long have you been snowplow driving?

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Speaker 5: When?

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Speaker 3: When did you get into that lo This is my

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Speaker 3: sixth winter. Did you get to get your own car?

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Speaker 3: Your own truck, your own shovel on the front of

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Speaker 3: a truck they give you.

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Speaker 1: They give you a half a million dollar truck.

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Speaker 5: To drive around.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's for the city, it's for the state.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we do just the highways, the interstates.

455
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 3: I love that you're doing that.

456
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 7: So wait, sorry, because I'm from the California snow is

457
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 7: very foreign to me from northern California.

458
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 5: But you've seen it and been in it, seen it

459
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 5: and been in it. Okay.

460
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 7: But there was somebody on TikTok and I wish I

461
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 7: knew their name off hand, but they were talking about

462
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 7: how in California we say going to the snow. That's

463
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 7: how foreign snow is to us. Yeah, you're like, if

464
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 7: you're going to go to Tahoe for the weekend, we're

465
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 7: going to go up to the snow. Like you visit

466
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 7: snow like it's this thing, okay that stays in one

467
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 7: place all the time, because we just that's not the

468
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 7: experience we have with it. I just imagined you in

469
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 7: your snowplow getting called out after a blizzard yep, and

470
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 7: you're getting on the highway and it's three feet of snow,

471
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 7: just beautiful, just settled snow in front of you and

472
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 7: you're the one that gets in there first.

473
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 4: Is that?

474
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 5: How? I would love that so hard?

475
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 1: But as soon as it starts snowing, we're out there.

476
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: So it never really piles up that high, unless it's

477
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: snowing like ridiculously crazy amounts, which that happens too, But mostly,

478
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: you know, we're out there as soon as it's starting,

479
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 1: you know, plowing it. We drive back and forest and

480
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: back and.

481
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 5: Forth and do it again and again and again and again.

482
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 7: Just to keep it from Have you ever hit hit

483
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 7: a patch of black ice and then slid around?

484
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you see those videos from was it like

485
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: the Seattle ice storm or something like that?

486
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 5: Said, okay, so I had to go and plow this area.

487
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 5: They're like, may go over here.

488
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: There's some buses stuck, and I was like, okay. So

489
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: I turn on this street and it's just black ice

490
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: and there's like a bus here and a bus here

491
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 1: in a car in the snow back in a car,

492
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: and they have the road closed with like state troopers

493
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: and stuff.

494
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,479
Speaker 3: You're sure wasn't about to jump at all.

495
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 5: I I was just shaking because my truck was like.

496
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: And I had to, you know, put the salt down

497
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 1: and so I was like, I am for sure going

498
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: to hit something right here, and I somehow miraculously did it.

499
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: But then I was like so shaky that I was like,

500
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stop at the gas station and take

501
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: a breath and go in and pee and get something

502
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: to drink.

503
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: So I stopped at the gas station.

504
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: Why pull in the gas station and I start sliding. Yeah, yeah,

505
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 1: And I just kept going and so I put my

506
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: plow down because that helps you stop, you know.

507
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 5: And I slid another fifteen feet and I was that

508
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 5: close to hitting a truck.

509
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: In the gas station.

510
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: And then I couldn't get out of the gas station.

511
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: So I had to like call for help in the

512
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: gas station and they're like, why.

513
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 5: Are you at the gas station?

514
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 2: I was like I was crying in the Yeah.

515
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 5: I really was this close to tears. I was so shaky.

516
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 7: Well, those those videos from Seattle where people were crawling

517
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 7: up the streets and stop, you can't do it.

518
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: It's like wearing dance gold clogs on a wood floor.

519
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so slippery.

520
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 2: When you've just sasked your sister about it. Yes, almost

521
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: exactly this name.

522
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 3: Were there kids in those buses.

523
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there were they were teetering on a cliff.

524
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're regular Superman person.

525
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think there were kids in the buses.

526
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to get to school. But everything

527
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: it was really weird because like most of Saint Paul

528
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: was fine, but this little neighborhood was just glare ice everywhere.

529
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: So you drive down the highway there and they were

530
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: just like semis jackknife and cars in the ditch and

531
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: overturned and hitting each other. And yeah, that was really

532
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: weird because that just that little maybe it was like

533
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: a five mile section was just crazy.

534
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 6: When you were sliding at the gas station where you

535
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 6: headed directly towards the pumps, No, I.

536
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: Was headed directly towards a box truck.

537
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 5: Oh I almost hit.

538
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: A box truck. Was the box truck filled with gasoline

539
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 3: and children? Oh yeah? Oh yes.

540
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: They all had cartoon plungers. Just if anyone touched the truck,

541
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: they would have gone like that.

542
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 7: Is there a level of experience or years driving a

543
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 7: snowplow where you would have gone into that situation and

544
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 7: not been worried, like do you think there's dudes on that?

545
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 5: Stuff?

546
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 2: Would have been like it's fun because it's truly chaos.

547
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I know, I think anyone would have

548
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: had a hairy time on that.

549
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 5: I definitely do. It was scary. You guys, if you're

550
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 5: ever in Minnesota, you can do ride along.

551
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so fun.

552
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: I mean you're so high up the ground off the

553
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: ground that it's freaky. So you go out on a

554
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: corner and you just think you're gonna tip over because

555
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: it's so high, but you never tip over.

556
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 6: Do you remember the footage that kind of went viral

557
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 6: of this Maybe it didn't go viral. It was just

558
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 6: on World's Dumbas Day Show I did, and this guy

559
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 6: was had lost as mine and he was just plowing

560
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 6: cars off the road, like just running into cars, laughing maniacally.

561
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 6: Yeah no, Yeah, someone had said something to him.

562
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 5: Wasn't he in Boston or something?

563
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there was a great accident. Yeah that that accent.

564
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 5: Along with it. I think that would be the day

565
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 5: I quit when I do something like that.

566
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to go out with a bang.

567
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 5: One guy had one of our plow drivers, I think

568
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 5: it was last winter. He somehow got a.

569
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: Car in his plow and he didn't know it, And

570
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: he was plowing and there was a car stuck in

571
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: the plow, and he just kept hearing someone honk, and

572
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: he's like, what's that noise?

573
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 5: What is that noise?

574
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: And he finally finished his route and got on the

575
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: exit and at the top of the exit, this car just.

576
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 5: And drove away.

577
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and drove away. Yeah, he drove real discussion, no discussion,

578
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: I mean, he just left. Did he say thanks for

579
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 3: the lift?

580
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: It must have been like a hont of fit, like

581
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: a little, a little it had to be.

582
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: And then we have these like some of the plows

583
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: are they're called high output plows, so they're really high

584
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: on one side and low on the other, so you

585
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: could totally fit a car and they're not noticed.

586
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 5: But that was I would feel so terrible if something

587
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 5: like that happened.

588
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, because if you're that high up, it would be

589
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 7: really hard to know, and their snow in the way,

590
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 7: it would be hard to know exactly what's happening.

591
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: It could I could easily see it happened, for sure,

592
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: but yeah, that would be scary.

593
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: I didn't realize how stressful your job was.

594
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: There's a lot, and plus everybody drives like idiots. You know,

595
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: and so they're trying to pass you and get around you.

596
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: And I always crank my salt spinner up when they

597
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: try to pass me and just whips the paint right

598
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 1: after car.

599
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 7: Well, Also, do you have to be careful of how

600
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 7: much coffee you drink if such a situation like black

601
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 7: ice or scooping up a car, do you have to

602
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 7: be careful of your stress as you do it? Yeah,

603
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 7: heavy machinery.

604
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: You mean, so if I drink too much coffee, I'd

605
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: be jittering to be even harder.

606
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying, right, that's what Yeah, Yeah,

607
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 5: that's what do you mean?

608
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 3: I'd have to be a lot. That's what I at

609
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: first I thought we were talking about. I thought you

610
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 3: you you're up to just a nervous trembling bladder.

611
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know.

612
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 5: I don't drink. That doesn't do it. It's there. You

613
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 5: have so many things to concentrate on.

614
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 3: You know, you're driving.

615
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: You have eight thousand buttons over here in computer screens.

616
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: You have your front plow. You have a plow on

617
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: the side, you have your salt spinners, which side you

618
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: have brine, which is a liquid that comes out that

619
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: hangs on the side of your truck.

620
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 5: You.

621
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so much going on, plus people driving

622
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: like idiots, and you're trying to change lanes the last

623
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: second because that's how you do it. But people don't

624
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: realize that's how you do it, so they just honk

625
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: and it's a mess. You know, you have to if

626
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: you're if you're you run out of salt in the back,

627
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: you have to lift your box and then shift the

628
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: load of salts so that it'll come out. But you

629
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: have to make sure you don't hit a bridge when

630
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: you lift your box. I mean, there's so much going on,

631
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: you know, and there's so much that can go wrong.

632
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 3: My back is sweating just you describing it. I live

633
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: such a shelter.

634
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 5: It's fun when there's a lot of snow to really push.

635
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: It far, fun just to get it out of the way.

636
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

637
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: It's like it's like some sort of cleaning, like you

638
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: know how people just get satisfied watching those rugs get

639
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: clean or something like that. It's like that, it's like

640
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: this is dirty movement. You look in the back mirror

641
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: and you're like.

642
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's nice.

643
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 5: That looks good.

644
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, rather than the twenty years it takes to get

645
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 6: results from comedy?

646
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 5: Is it only twenty years?

647
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

648
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what happened? Yeah?

649
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: Do you have a specialized driver's license?

650
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 5: I have a Class A commercial driver since yeah.

651
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 7: Lass.

652
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: If you guys ever go on a big tour and

653
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: need a tour bus driver, I could drive your tour bus.

654
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 7: For real, for real, So you can do this hand

655
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 7: over hand, big steering wheel type of driving.

656
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 3: Sure, I mean I can tell just by your mime

657
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 3: work that you've done it fluid so calm. Yeah, yeah,

658
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that. On the hips, your head is.

659
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: Checking mirrors, yes, checking mirror, checking the blind spots, making

660
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: sure no one's standing in.

661
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 5: The aisles stay down. So yes, I can drive any

662
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 5: big vehicle.

663
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 2: Really, have you had to do that.

664
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 7: For people in a situation where they didn't know that's

665
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 7: something you could do. And then somebody, I know, there's

666
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 7: an intense hypothetical.

667
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: Go with me.

668
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: You are at a comedy club, everyone gets drunk.

669
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 7: Everyone at The guy from the gas station with the

670
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 7: box truck came for the comedy show and then he

671
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 7: can't drive it and he blocked in cars.

672
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: I would drive everyone home in the box truck, right,

673
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: onto the chains.

674
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 3: Don't forget your plunger.

675
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 5: I mean I could. That situation has never.

676
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: Arisen, but I do enjoy that hypothetical.

677
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 5: Do you have any more?

678
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: I probably could come up with a couple.

679
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: Like if a city bus driver had a heart attack

680
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: and I was walking by, I could get on that

681
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: bus and get the bus to safety.

682
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Starring and speed three? Yes?

683
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: I am, I am.

684
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 3: I think that that should happen.

685
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 5: You guys make some calls William speed three.

686
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: I think we should probably outline at first.

687
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 3: There has two I believe, so speed to colon.

688
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 6: High out, high high stakes, high speed, speed more speedy.

689
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 3: It was in a boat.

690
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 2: Oh it wasn't a bus, right, and the.

691
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: Boat couldn't go slower than sixty four miles an hour

692
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: or something.

693
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: Shit, this might be I might be wrong.

694
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's the same. It's the same script. They

695
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: just had to change.

696
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 5: But we need a new vehicle.

697
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a license if it's a new vehicle.

698
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: But if I'm gonna fly a plane, I'll probably have

699
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: to get my pilot's license. Okay, but you know, if

700
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: you fly a plane and you go slower than a

701
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 1: certain speed, you will crash.

702
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 5: So that is very plausible.

703
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 7: Guys, speed to cruise, control control, it has four percent

704
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 7: on rotten to make.

705
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's hot, it's fire and uh.

706
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 7: Sandra Bullock is on a Caribbean cruise and their trip

707
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 7: turns dangerous when an explosion disables the ship's communication system

708
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 7: and it becomes and basically the vessel is under someone

709
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 7: else's control.

710
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 5: Sandy, all right, does she save the day? Is Keanu

711
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 5: reads in it wasn't he any the first one?

712
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 7: He is not? He wasn't the first one. This is

713
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 7: Jason Patrick in the second one?

714
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 5: Okay, and.

715
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're gonna need a new star for the

716
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: third one. When we an airplane into a mountain.

717
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: That's the big ending scene, is like, let's just dry

718
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: this right now.

719
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 5: I mean the first two.

720
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: Were probably very successful, but mine right into a mountain

721
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: fire end the series.

722
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how you end it.

723
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 5: Bring into a bus. Yes, I love it.

724
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 2: That's really good.

725
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 3: Speed three, the abrupt stop auto pilot. There we go.

726
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's already more than four percent on my

727
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 6: tomato meter.

728
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 5: I hope it's five.

729
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: Let's get those numbers. Let's get it up to eight.

730
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 5: Let's kick it.

731
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, what is.

732
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 3: Being a public address announcer for a baseball team? Entail?

733
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 4: That's when you just say, here we go, next step,

734
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 4: bet Centerveeler, Frank Thomas, you have the coolest gigs.

735
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 5: Well I got five pretty quick from now. And that's

736
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 5: the only jig I've ever been fired from.

737
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 3: So yeah, really, what did you do wrong?

738
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 5: I was uh, I was racist.

739
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: I was a public address announcer for a minor league

740
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: baseball team. They had like a comedy contest to see

741
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: who would be the next public address announcer.

742
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 6: You got that from comedy a contest? Yeah, that was

743
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 6: the prize and everyone knew ahead of time. Yeah, oh

744
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 6: I love it.

745
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.

746
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Great, that's surprize.

747
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 6: It was fun.

748
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 5: It was fun.

749
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: I probably only lasted a couple of weeks. So but okay,

750
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: so they had I'll tell you the story they had,

751
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: and I'm not proud of this. Okay, I feel terrible

752
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: and I have said my apologies and I need to

753
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: move on. But so this was like twenty years ago,

754
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: and they they did this gig where they when you know,

755
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: like when the pitcher and the catcher are like frustrated

756
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: and the catcher walks to the mound and they have

757
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: a conversation. They did this gig where they'd say, let's

758
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: turn on the secret mic on the mound and see

759
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. And then you're supposed to make

760
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: up dialogue like, hey.

761
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 5: Where do you want to eat tonight? Do you want

762
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 5: to go to the Apple We No, I hate their burgers.

763
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have a stupid conversation, right, Yeah, we

764
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: were playing the Japanese exhibition team.

765
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 5: Twenty years ago. I'm still not excusing it.

766
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 3: I own this.

767
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 5: And then a lot of a lot of people.

768
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: Three complained and the next day before they fired me,

769
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: they had me call those three people and apologize. Well,

770
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: those three people gave me all of their anger for

771
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: about an hour each, and I had a sent listen

772
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: to it.

773
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 5: I was in tears.

774
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: I felt so terrible, And as soon as I was

775
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: done with that, I walked into the office and they

776
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: fired me.

777
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 3: Wow ly, shit, Yeah.

778
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 5: You can't do that. We don't do that.

779
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 7: You certainly can't anymore. And even back then, no, now

780
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 7: were the people here you had to call on the

781
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 7: phone of Asian I do.

782
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: Believe so they were yeah, very much triumphing for the

783
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: Asian community.

784
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, yes, Wow, that's I feel like that is

785
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 7: a true redemption story, because when do you ever hear

786
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 7: a story like this where people actually have to go

787
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 7: and sit there and let the people let them know

788
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 7: how it feels right.

789
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 3: That was harsh, Yeah, but you were probably like, well

790
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 3: this is what I have to do.

791
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

792
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I took it.

793
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 5: I mean I took it, but I didn't think it

794
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 5: up to take so much.

795
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 3: But yeah, I took it.

796
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: That was hard.

797
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 6: I don't like improv comedy. You never know what's going

798
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 6: to fly out of your mouth in a panic.

799
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 5: It's true.

800
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 7: Well, also when you get that, as comedians, we rely

801
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 7: on our inner instinct of like this will be blank,

802
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 7: and you're almost always right.

803
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: But when you're wrong, you're wrong, you really are, so

804
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 2: we may really stakes you.

805
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 7: We do, we do.

806
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I have owned it.

807
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 5: I am sorry.

808
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: I will never do that again and that is my

809
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: bad and I should not have done it, and I apologize.

810
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: Well, I forgive you, Maggie, thank you.

811
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 5: I appreciate it.

812
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 6: I know what a good person you are and I

813
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 6: know you care about people, and I know you're sweet

814
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 6: and sometimes you just have a joke.

815
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I shouldn't come out I have a bunch of them.

816
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 3: I'm sure I do. I never look and check, but

817
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

818
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 6: Maybe we should it a long time, maybe Twitter, and

819
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 6: I'm fine, okay, yeah, but yeah, like things you say

820
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 6: on stage, you know, well, you know.

821
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: Some people do that stuff get somewhere, you know, but

822
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: I I that's not me either, you know.

823
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 5: I don't want to be known for that at all.

824
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: No, No, I would like to be known for crafting

825
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: smart jokes period.

826
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 5: Right.

827
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 7: Well, also, when you are on this makes me think

828
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 7: of when I did the Uh It was one of

829
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 7: the weirdest experiences because blank Apatch is the announcer for

830
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 7: the What's the Wrestling Show? And it's a it's a

831
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 7: wrestling show downtown. It's Mexican wrestling and basically like burlesque combined,

832
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 7: and it's really cool and it's a huge audience, and

833
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 7: they usually have Blaine is usually always the announcer, and

834
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 7: then he'll have like two people up there with him

835
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 7: and they just everyone pretends to be a sports announcer.

836
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 7: And so he asked me to do it with him,

837
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 7: and I was really excited to have been asked. And

838
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 7: when I got up there, I literally not only could

839
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 7: not think of one thing to say. But I just

840
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 7: was like watching the wrestling matches.

841
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 2: Like how are they doing this? Because they would like

842
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: get up on.

843
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 7: The side and flip around and do all this crazis

844
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 7: where I'm like, I'm not I can't think of anything.

845
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 7: This isn't funny. I'm impress, like I don't have I

846
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 7: don't see this enough to not just be sitting here

847
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 7: like whoa. And I literally like I think I said

848
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 7: two things for like an hour and a half. I mean,

849
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 7: Blaine was just on his own for so long and

850
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 7: it was a true failure. It felt fucking horrible. But

851
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 7: at the same time, I was like, yeah, here's the thing.

852
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 7: I don't know this like area enough to like spoof it.

853
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 7: I don't know the references. I don't know anything about it.

854
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 7: And I'm also like just a spectator who's kind of

855
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 7: blown away, So it's like there's I have nothing to

856
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 7: riff about. I'm not like the observer.

857
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: Think of how good you would have been had you

858
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: gone back, right, Yeah, because you would have been used

859
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: to it. You would have you'd know the tricks. It

860
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a surprise shock.

861
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 7: Right, and I would have known maybe to like do

862
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 7: a little research and like not be in the panic mode. Yes, exactly,

863
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 7: because the more the longer it went where I was

864
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 7: just like, oh, I'm I'm not fucking saying anything. I'm

865
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,479
Speaker 7: not saying anything.

866
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 6: Also, it's a good example because it is a traditional

867
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 6: Latino culture, Like I didn't want to joke about any

868
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 6: of it when I did it with Jordan Morris. And

869
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 6: also they get really mad if you make light of

870
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 6: the costumes or the moves or that's called the butt

871
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 6: scissors or whatever. If it's like, that's not what it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

872
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 6: you're not facing each other, right, but.

873
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: No, see, And that would be scary too, because you

874
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: would be worried you're going to offend or say the

875
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: wrong thing or where's the line and you don't know,

876
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: you don't know if you're unfamiliar like that.

877
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 6: That doing that with Jordan is probably an example of

878
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 6: the wrong thing coming out of my mouth because I

879
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 6: remember people booing me and I don't remember it was

880
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 6: like I think it was just about the costume thing.

881
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 6: I felt so bad that I went back and let

882
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 6: them beat me up like scrimmaged or practiced.

883
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 5: Was that kind of fun?

884
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 6: Though? I thought it was going to be fun. They

885
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 6: were all like not in their costumes. These wrestlers are

886
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 6: very serious about it, and I said, yeah, toss me around.

887
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 6: Before I got there, I thought the floor would be

888
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 6: soft and springing. R They threw me around and I

889
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 6: it's the first time I ever thought about getting a

890
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 6: neck brace after something. I was sore of not fun,

891
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 6: not fun, But man, it made for a funny segment,

892
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 6: I bet because I.

893
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 3: Wore it and worth it.

894
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: Johnny Knocks feel worth it.

895
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 6: It was.

896
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 3: It was a jacket.

897
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 6: They always want a fewel TV wanted me to do

898
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 6: jackassy things and I was like, well, this will be fun,

899
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 6: but I just don't have the body that can be

900
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 6: tossed around by other people. I can fall off a

901
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 6: skateboard because I know how to fall that way. But

902
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 6: these guys slapping me. I had like perfect outlines of

903
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 6: hands on my chip because they would throw me against

904
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 6: ropes and come back and just slap me in the chest.

905
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 6: And I know a fall on my back, but I

906
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 6: was like it broke the skin a couple of times,

907
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 6: Like they slapped so hard that there was like blood

908
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 6: coming Yeah, but that was my rede. I'm like, I'm sorry.

909
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 6: I dishonored and did not take the commentary seriously. You

910
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 6: can now throw me around like a rag doll, and

911
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 6: I think they appreciated it.

912
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 5: That was your apology calls.

913
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, both of these. Both of these apology

914
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 2: tours are very painful.

915
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 5: Yes, I will drive the tour bus on the apology tour.

916
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: Why is it so fun?

917
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 4: Though?

918
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 5: I like doing it.

919
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 7: Because to me, the bus steering wheel is such a

920
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 7: different shape and setup that the idea of it is

921
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 7: so fun, Like you have to do it like it's

922
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 7: a big plate.

923
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's no other steering wheel. Yeah, you could

924
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 6: be on a boat that's more vertical. Really, you have

925
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 6: the horizontal plate at a slight act sees it's a

926
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 6: fun steering wheel and it's big.

927
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 3: Why is it so big?

928
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 7: My aunt May who was my great aunt, she drove

929
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 7: until she was like close to her nineties and then

930
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 7: they had this old uh I think it was a

931
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,919
Speaker 7: nova And when she would go to make a turn,

932
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 7: she fed whichever direction she was going. She would feed

933
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 7: the steering wheel from one little fist to the other.

934
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 7: And I would watch her do it like this is

935
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 7: not how you're supposed to be doing this. It would

936
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 7: she would go so slow and just be slowly feeding, feeding, feeding,

937
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 7: and then let it go back through her little open fist.

938
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 2: It was insanity.

939
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 6: It was maybe she was trying to keep it at

940
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 6: ten and two, but you're not supposed to always have.

941
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 3: It at ten and too for.

942
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 5: You're supposed to go hand over for right.

943
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I wish people could see this. We aren't.

944
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 3: We don't have videos.

945
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: You are.

946
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. Your space work was steering. It's clearly

947
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,959
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, you know what you're doing.

948
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not going to crush your bus.

949
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 3: That's fine.

950
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 6: I'm really good at being trapped in a box because

951
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 6: I uh yeah, in a very tiny bedroom as a child.

952
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 5: Side, well, you like miniatures, so that's yeah, yeah, yeah,

953
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 5: sleep in a shoe box?

954
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 6: Who lived in a shoe? The old woman you were

955
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 6: about to move? Why didn't you live in the dance?

956
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 6: Oh the dance go Who lived in a shoe? Anyone

957
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 6: remember old? There was the old woman?

958
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: She's just an unnamed old woman.

959
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: There wasn't woman who lived in a shoe. She had

960
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: so many kids, she didn't know what to do.

961
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, well yeah, I wouldn't even have one kid.

962
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 3: If you were in a shoe in a.

963
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 5: Shoe, yeah, I mean it asked to be a pretty

964
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 5: big shoe, even.

965
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 3: As a bachelorette. It's a poor choice.

966
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 5: I agree.

967
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 2: I agree. She didn't plan. Yeah, she didn't think, she

968
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: did not.

969
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 5: People make better voices.

970
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 3: Let's all make better choices.

971
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 5: Let's all make.

972
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 7: Better choices in twenty twenty three. Yes, and beyond, what

973
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 7: else is going on, Maggie, Do you have anything to

974
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 7: report from Minnesota or beyond? Yes?

975
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 5: Wow, I feel like the representation of my state is

976
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 5: in my hands.

977
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going on there?

978
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: We got a lot of good meats up here, and cheeses,

979
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: squeaky cheeses.

980
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.

981
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 5: Do you know what.

982
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: I went on a hunt for the best string cheese

983
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: in the Midwest, and everywhere I went I would buy

984
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: string cheese from like a fancy dairy or like a

985
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: fancy shop or whatever, or a gas station, didn't matter.

986
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 5: I was trying all the string cheese.

987
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: I like the fibrous string cheese that just really pulls

988
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: off and really just fibers everywhere.

989
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 5: Right.

990
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

991
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 7: Yeah.

992
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: I accidentally went to Walmart like two weeks ago, and

993
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get some string cheese.

994
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 5: Is the best string cheese I've had ever?

995
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 2: Really, Walmart?

996
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 5: From Walmart?

997
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: What brand? Do you remember?

998
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 6: Going to the kitchen, She's off to the kitchen. We

999
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 6: are this is a string cheese countdown. It's a real

1000
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 6: string cheese incident.

1001
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 3: I believe.

1002
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 7: I believe that it needs to be mentioned as a brand.

1003
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 7: If it impressed her, she's done the research.

1004
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 6: We all know there's those string cheeses where you go

1005
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 6: to take a little piece and it bebbles off and

1006
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 6: pretty much it just splits in half.

1007
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 5: It's called great value.

1008
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 2: Great value, you would perfect, which I'm not a fan of.

1009
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: I prefer Target. I'm a Target Girl, Minnesota company, clearly.

1010
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: But look called fibers.

1011
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 3: Oh here we go.

1012
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 5: Really look at all those fibers.

1013
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 3: It's so uniform, it's so uniform, kind of dry.

1014
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And it's the best string cheese I've ever had.

1015
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 5: And it's disappointing.

1016
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 6: Because I are you gonna eat the whole thing? Oh no,

1017
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 6: she's eating it like a corn cob.

1018
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 5: No, No, that was just a I had a friend

1019
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 5: who bit into it this way. Yeahs I've done that.

1020
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 3: Yeah occasionally. Uh you know one of my and I'm

1021
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: not proud of it.

1022
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 6: But it's a treat that I often grab when I'm

1023
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 6: at the gas station to also pee while I slide around.

1024
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 6: Is the It looks like string cheese, but it's wrapped

1025
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 6: in some sort of a pepperoni.

1026
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 3: So you want but you had?

1027
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, you eat it like a corn dog and it

1028
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 6: seems like such a it's too soft, but I can't

1029
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 6: not eat them.

1030
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 4: To it is.

1031
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 6: I just had one the other night. I was feeling sad.

1032
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 6: I lived near a gas station. I went down there.

1033
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 6: I shoved it in like a cartoon. I just like

1034
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 6: squished it into my mouth. It bent in the back

1035
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 6: of my throat. I just started chewing. Actually, yeah, I

1036
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 6: didn't even chew it, and know I swallowed it preemptively.

1037
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 3: Wow.

1038
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, tel there, hold down your neck.

1039
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing.

1040
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 5: You can't watch it.

1041
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, like like when a cartoon duck swallows a wrench

1042
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 6: or something.

1043
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 3: But this it bent. It was so soft it bent.

1044
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 5: Good you thank goodness.

1045
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't we could go back to that. I

1046
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 6: don't know why I win or how I've seen a

1047
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,399
Speaker 6: duck swallow a wrench. It's just kind of the first

1048
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 6: thing that came to mind. We don't have to go

1049
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 6: back to.

1050
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 7: That feel some daffy duck based comedy you've probably seen

1051
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 7: in the past.

1052
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 3: Ducks, I'm smart, are they?

1053
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 7: No?

1054
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 6: I mean they often they'll jump out of a plane

1055
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 6: and think it's a parachute, but it's just a backpack

1056
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 6: filled with tools.

1057
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 3: They make terrible.

1058
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 6: You'd think being a flight bird they'd know not to

1059
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 6: bring a heavy backpack that isn't a parachute.

1060
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: Let's put a lot of ducks in speed three yeah,

1061
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: ooh good, idea speed three ducks in a row?

1062
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 3: Yep, there.

1063
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 2: Are we still doing the plane?

1064
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1065
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they'll be there'll be a row of parachutes,

1066
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: and then a row of backpacks with tools.

1067
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 7: Oh wow.

1068
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and of course way less than there

1069
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: are passengers on the plane.

1070
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,240
Speaker 3: Ducks on the plane.

1071
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1072
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 3: Should there even be any humans in this one?

1073
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: I think we've just it's called the battle pilot, so

1074
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: it could be just like flown like a drone.

1075
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 2: I forgot that and some ducks and that's it, and.

1076
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 5: I'll just be at home on like a remote behind

1077
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 5: the plane.

1078
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 3: Right.

1079
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 2: Very modern, Yeah, very There's still a wheel though, Oh good.

1080
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: The drone with the bus steering wheel is perfect.

1081
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 5: Why can't we fly planes like this?

1082
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 3: You know how to immediately for sure if it's just

1083
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 3: steering wheel based any vehicle.

1084
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maggie, do you think you could?

1085
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 7: Do you think you could drive one of those buses

1086
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 7: that has the accord it's so long it has the

1087
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 7: accordion center.

1088
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 5: They're called articulated buses. Yes.

1089
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: Oh, they're actually not as hard to turn as regular

1090
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: buses because they follow.

1091
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 5: They follow it, so it's not like.

1092
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: You're turning one big thing you're trying to get around

1093
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: a curb. It's like half you know, it's like a

1094
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: sandwich just follows, So it's actually not as hard as

1095
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: a long, long bus.

1096
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 2: It sounds like you have driven mine.

1097
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 1: I haven't, but I have a co worker who drove one,

1098
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: and he talks a lot about how he could drive

1099
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: an articulated bus.

1100
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 5: He's very proud.

1101
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 2: He's proud of it. And maybe a little bit on

1102
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 2: the spectrum.

1103
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: Oh God, for sure, now that I think about for sure.

1104
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 7: That's what I love about that is there's a real

1105
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 7: there's a specific interest. I was watching a documentary about

1106
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 7: it once and they were describing this boy and he

1107
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 7: was on the spectrum, and they were like, he had

1108
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 7: an interest in Batman and central cooling systems, and I

1109
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 7: was like, I mean I would give anything to have

1110
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 7: a specific interest like that, Yeah, specific on point.

1111
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: Or to be able to tie the two together.

1112
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, where do they meet.

1113
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 2: On the roof?

1114
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 6: I think I've talked about this before, but I had

1115
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,919
Speaker 6: a little cousin that when he was a child, six

1116
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 6: or seven.

1117
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 3: Yes, I just got it. That was great, that was great.

1118
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 3: There's the bird, there's a plane.

1119
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, let me look at the units. Yeah, yes,

1120
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 5: you have a nephew.

1121
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I started. I snowplowed over the conversation. First tracks.

1122
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 3: I he always looked he was obsessed with, specifically vacuum cleaners.

1123
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 6: He would take them apart and put them back together,

1124
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 6: and everyone's like, this kid's a genius. He knows how

1125
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 6: He was a little kid and he wanted to And

1126
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 6: he finally got a vacuum for Christmas as a child,

1127
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 6: and he was so excited. He took it apart, put

1128
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 6: it back together and it still worked. And as an

1129
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 6: adult he became he started a vacuum business. For real kid,

1130
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 6: he knew early on as a child what he wanted

1131
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 6: to do.

1132
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 2: I wish I had that it's the fight.

1133
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no passion back then, or I had

1134
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 1: passionate about very stupid things like smurfs or something.

1135
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 3: I don't know right right, who wasn't.

1136
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I always found her. I was unnerved by Smurfett.

1137
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 7: She was annoying to sound like a man was voicing

1138
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 7: a woman, where I'm like, why can't a girl do this?

1139
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 3: Far?

1140
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 5: She was very Harvey firestcene.

1141
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 2: She was a little put on. I felt a little

1142
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 2: it was a little over the top.

1143
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 5: One girl that's sort of like my work. One girl

1144
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 5: smurf from the rest.

1145
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 7: He Oh yeah, maybe you did execute the vision from childhood.

1146
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 7: Oh my god, get a blonde wig and white high

1147
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 7: heels and wear them to work.

1148
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 5: I mean, a better vision. I want to go back

1149
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 5: in time and change my vision.

1150
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 6: A lot of the comics we have on that, especially

1151
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 6: ones that are like very successful, we ask them like,

1152
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 6: what are your other interests and very have you been surprised, Karen?

1153
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 6: A lot of people are like I just pretty much

1154
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 6: do comedy and write jokes and try and perform. And

1155
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, maybe there's a drawback to being interested

1156
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 6: in all these because I've been spending all this time

1157
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 6: skateboarding and golfing, and I'm like, it's not good for

1158
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 6: a comedy career, but it's good for me being a

1159
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 6: human person. Yeah, I like being a human. What human

1160
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 6: things do you like to do, Maggie, I do.

1161
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 5: I just got started again in glass bead making.

1162
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: I love glass bead making and the beads.

1163
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:05,439
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1164
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, with like a torch and glass rods and stuff

1165
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: like that.

1166
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 6: And I.

1167
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: I had sold all my stuff when I moved into

1168
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: a bit of a smaller place, but now I'm in

1169
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: a place where I can you know, I have enough

1170
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: room to do it and enough money to do it,

1171
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: and so I've been buying all my gear, although I

1172
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: just I haven't started yet because I forgot to buy glasses.

1173
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 5: You have to have special glasses, and they don't come

1174
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 5: till tomorrow night. So I'm just like excited.

1175
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 6: Are they the same glasses that someone that ties flies

1176
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 6: would use? No, it seems like, but that would be

1177
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 6: cool if they had dual purpose one.

1178
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 3: Big lens on one side.

1179
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, like two different lenses that are for different distances,

1180
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 6: like a jeweler.

1181
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 3: Yes, jeweler. Are they like jeweler glasses, Maggie.

1182
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: No, They're like they just have like these bluish purple

1183
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: lenses so that you don't see the soda flare that

1184
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: comes off the glass, because that's harmful for your eyeballs.

1185
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 6: So these are indeed glass beads specific I wear any

1186
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 6: sort of.

1187
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: Glass blowing glass work, any hot glass work. You're gonna

1188
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: want to wear those glasses.

1189
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 3: Oh, because they're also protective.

1190
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1191
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 2: And the beads that you make, are they for jewels

1192
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 2: for jewelry?

1193
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 4: No?

1194
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 1: Just can.

1195
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 5: You can use them for so many things like yeah, no,

1196
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 5: primarily jewelry stuff like that.

1197
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so kind of little ones.

1198
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want me to show you? Yes? Please,

1199
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 5: okay one moment, please go and.

1200
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 3: Go get some more cheese for us.

1201
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: Yes.

1202
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 6: It's so funny because that I actually understood it was

1203
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 6: a good payoff that cheese was indeed came off in

1204
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 6: perfect strings and didn't do that damn beveling thing where

1205
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 6: it comes off like spite thick on oney.

1206
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 7: On the other when string cheese is soft and moist

1207
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 7: and basically it only peels off in like five pieces,

1208
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 7: it's almost like it's the wrong style of cheese to

1209
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 7: be string cheese in the first place.

1210
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 2: It's there's it's so disappointing.

1211
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 3: String cheese has one role, and it certainly isn't for

1212
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 3: melting on things. We've all made that mistake, not.

1213
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:21,439
Speaker 7: In the least.

1214
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 5: These are all glass beads I've made.

1215
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 3: Ooh yeah, yeah, okay, I want to eat them like candy.

1216
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 3: They're fun. What it would be a bad idea for

1217
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 3: me to be like, oh, boy, hard candy and swallow one.

1218
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 5: You're not candy. You'll see it go down like a wrench.

1219
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 2: Those are beautiful, Thank you.

1220
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 5: So I enjoy that.

1221
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: That's great.

1222
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 3: There's so many different ones.

1223
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 5: I know.

1224
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, and you can make marbles, and you

1225
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: could make things that people might smoke out of.

1226
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 5: You can make all kinds of stuff.

1227
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 3: Oh, it's I would talk about it. It's legal. I mean,

1228
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 3: that's not that's she's got a class A driver's like that.

1229
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 3: You can't be. There's just no way you indulging in

1230
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 3: the reefer with a state job.

1231
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 5: Why I don't do that.

1232
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 2: You'd risk it all.

1233
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to. I'd be in my head the

1234
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: whole time plowing.

1235
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, yeah, I don't.

1236
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: That's a lot of people Max and Negra, I don't

1237
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 3: she's able to function.

1238
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 5: Yeah I do. I've okay.

1239
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: I've worked there six years and I've only been randomly

1240
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,479
Speaker 1: drug tisted twice, so you could probably get away.

1241
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 3: I don't.

1242
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, but now I understand weeds for a lot of people,

1243
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 6: but for me, it makes me overthink everything my life.

1244
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 3: Things I said in.

1245
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 6: Childhood, I'll just go down, Yeah, I'll get high, and

1246
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 6: then I flinch about things I said in the nineteen

1247
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 6: ninety to a friend.

1248
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 5: That's fun.

1249
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,439
Speaker 3: It should have been nice.

1250
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 7: When you're in that position and you're high and you're

1251
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 7: upset and you're thinking about that, you just think of

1252
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 7: my voice saying to you.

1253
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 3: Don't worry.

1254
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 7: They're dead, right, And then you don't have to be

1255
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 7: upset anymore. It is just imagine those people witnessing you, right.

1256
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 3: It is the way. It's so comforting to just think

1257
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 3: of everyone. Dad. Isn't that.

1258
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 2: You come change the tapes that run in here? It's

1259
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 2: time you are able.

1260
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 3: Wait, how do you make a marble perfectly round, Maggie?

1261
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: Well, they have this thing that's a marble mold, and

1262
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: there's like it's like a stick, and then it's got

1263
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: this graphite and it's shaped like a half sphere, and

1264
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 1: so you can press the glass into there.

1265
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 3: You know, how do you do the other side. You

1266
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 3: wait for it to get hard and then well you

1267
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 3: can kind of roll it through there. That seems like

1268
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 3: it would be very hard.

1269
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 7: It is.

1270
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 5: It's hard, but it's fun.

1271
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I like it now. This happened to me once. Well, welding.

1272
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 6: I haven't welded for a while, but in college it

1273
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 6: was one of the there was a welding facility in

1274
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 6: the sculpture annex and sometimes, you know, I'd slam my

1275
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 6: car into a curb and pull it in there and

1276
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 6: weld my uh carding. I was getting pretty good at welding.

1277
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 6: But I one time a hot scald, just a ball

1278
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 6: of metal fell on my shoe. I wasn't wearing the

1279
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 6: right boots and it and it was burning on my

1280
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 6: foot and I had to take off the boot. And

1281
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 6: at the same time the fringe I used to cut

1282
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 6: off my jeans, my pants caught on fire. Oh, so

1283
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 6: my pants were on fire. And then also I was

1284
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 6: feverishly trying to take off this boot because of this

1285
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 6: piece of metal.

1286
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 3: Although it was cooling as it sat there, it did

1287
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 3: leave quite a blister. Have you ever dropped hot scalding

1288
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 3: glass on your foot, not on.

1289
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: My foot, but it's hit my hands many times.

1290
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 3: And do you just wait it out?

1291
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 5: No, I keep a spray bottle.

1292
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 3: Right here, and I go see bottle.

1293
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about big gloves?

1294
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: Big oversized but you generally, like generally, that is an anomaly.

1295
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 5: It doesn't happen, so you don't.

1296
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 1: Need I mean, if you're working with hot, hot glass

1297
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: and you're really close to it and it's like big globules,

1298
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to wear gloves because the heat will

1299
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: radiate so much. But I'm making such tiny things that

1300
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: it doesn't get hot enough to really.

1301
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 2: Need gloves, you know, Okay.

1302
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 6: And big old, bulky gloves all of this, I mean,

1303
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 6: imagine what a nightmare it would be.

1304
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 3: That's like a bad dream I would have.

1305
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 6: Where you have big oversized gloves that keep getting bigger

1306
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 6: and bigger as the marble you're making has to get

1307
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 6: smaller and smaller and rounder.

1308
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 3: That's the kind of dream that all have stress, a

1309
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 3: lot of trauma.

1310
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I and and to get this job where

1311
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 6: my gloves grow and the marbles have to get smaller,

1312
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 6: I have to quit comedy to go back to a

1313
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 6: specialized school.

1314
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: To learn how to do it. Those are the kind

1315
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 3: of dreams I have.

1316
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 2: It's huge, stressful, yeah, not real.

1317
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: No, change your thoughts, yes, change that tabum, new tape,

1318
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: new cassette.

1319
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,959
Speaker 3: When did you put out your tougher than a honeybe album?

1320
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 3: How do people listen? Is it anywhere people listen to music?

1321
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 7: Like?

1322
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 3: Is it on Spotify? Mine got taken down?

1323
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 5: So why didn't they get taken down?

1324
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 3: I don't know really.

1325
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 2: Because they Spotify did a whole comedy. Can they take everything?

1326
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1327
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I thought everything was back up?

1328
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah they said that.

1329
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 3: I don't even know.

1330
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 5: I don't even know.

1331
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: You can listen to it at all the musical channels,

1332
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: like you can get it on the iTunes and Spotify,

1333
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: and you know none of those pay except XM, So

1334
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: go listen to it on XM.

1335
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you have your joke?

1336
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 7: You all?

1337
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 6: My favorite comp actually Andy Ritchie, who I missed very much.

1338
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 6: He had the best funeral joke. I have a funeral

1339
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 6: joke where my powdered legs get shot into the audience.

1340
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 6: Will you do in a bridge version of your funeral

1341
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 6: joke for us?

1342
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 4: Now?

1343
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 3: Please?

1344
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 5: Do I have a funeral joke?

1345
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 3: I thought you did.

1346
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 5: Oh how did that go?

1347
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: When I die at my funeral the middle of the ceremony,

1348
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: I want.

1349
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 5: A magician to come in and actually saw me in half.

1350
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 3: There it is, that's it. Oh god, I was so panicked.

1351
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 3: I hate what I no, no, you're right.

1352
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 6: I just have to.

1353
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 2: Get that back in the notebook. That needs to go

1354
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 2: into the next set.

1355
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 5: Please. Yeah.

1356
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 3: I don't know that that ever.

1357
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 5: Made it on any albums. I love it.

1358
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 3: I love a good This is how I want my

1359
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 3: funeral to be joke.

1360
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 6: It's so specific, and some of my favorite people all

1361
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, here's their funeral joke.

1362
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: Swartz had had a good one too about I think

1363
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: it was like the coffin would come out, but then

1364
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: everyone would be looking at.

1365
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 5: The coffin and crying, and I would come down on wires.

1366
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 5: My body would.

1367
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 3: Come on wires.

1368
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 6: All that so, and Andy's was like during the funeral,

1369
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 6: someone uh comes in with a top hat, wearing a

1370
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 6: black leotard and a monocle and just goes up to

1371
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 6: the open cactus. Cat cat ca, let's call it a coffin,

1372
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 6: It says, check mate, and then leaves.

1373
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 3: Everyone is like, that's funny. Did Andy have a nemesisis it's.

1374
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 5: A good show.

1375
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's some clever stuff. Yeah, so good.

1376
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 6: I'm I miss all the Kim and you and everyone

1377
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 6: of your ilk and the cut of your Minnesota jib.

1378
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've had some good times.

1379
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1380
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 6: The funny thing is, Maggie, I think we've only hung

1381
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 6: out probably nine times. You think, yeah, but right away

1382
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 6: we're like, Okay, this is a this is.

1383
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 3: A funny person. That's a safe person to sit next to.

1384
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 5: I think you get that vibrate away if you are

1385
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 5: you aren't, you know.

1386
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1387
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 6: I got that vibe from you, and that's why I

1388
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 6: got that vibe from you. This recorded, uh friendship starting

1389
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 6: with you and Karen. I hope that you get to

1390
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 6: be in the same room together up to nine times.

1391
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 2: Okay, that's our goal for Twine.

1392
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 5: I'm going to drive for tour Bus, so we'll be

1393
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 5: in a bus.

1394
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 3: Yes, a very special episode of a ride.

1395
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, a big.

1396
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 2: Ride, double decker, but oh that would be kidding.

1397
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 5: You have to watch for low bridges, though.

1398
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 2: Bridges are not until YouTube, the advent of YouTube. Did

1399
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 2: I understand those?

1400
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 3: The low bridge?

1401
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1402
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 2: You have you seen that? The one where somebody has.

1403
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 5: That yep in their garment or whatever. It's the greatest,

1404
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 5: so good.

1405
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's so clearly marked, and then a thousand

1406
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: people have done it, but yet they still try.

1407
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 5: Oh I can fit right.

1408
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 7: And often they're drive they're going like forty miles. It's

1409
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 7: like they're not They're just not even thinking anything could happen.

1410
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 7: It's not like they're approaching it with caution.

1411
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 2: Just imagine, for rid the jerk on that.

1412
01:06:55,240 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 5: Can you imagine that abrupt stop, deep.

1413
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 2: Pit in your stomach, how badly you just fucked up.

1414
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you have a commercial drivers, once you're done,

1415
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,479
Speaker 1: that day, you're done.

1416
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 5: Is that true? Yeah, you can't.

1417
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 3: You can't hit a bridge, yeah, bridges, bridges ticket are.

1418
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 7: There any other like, uh, drop dead rules to kill

1419
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 7: somebody at a bridge?

1420
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 2: I can't kill everybody.

1421
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 5: I don't even know. I think you cannot accident.

1422
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 2: I mean it depends on how it figures if they

1423
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 2: were at fault, you know.

1424
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 3: Yes, what about the guy that drove around with a

1425
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 3: little car in his shovel.

1426
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 5: He didn't even get in any trouble or anything.

1427
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow, he's the same guy.

1428
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: I won't say his name, but last week we were

1429
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 1: you have to blow the snow off of bridges, because

1430
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: what happens is there's like the wall of the bridge

1431
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 1: and then the snow piles up like that and people

1432
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 1: can launch their cars off to the bridges and then

1433
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: they die. But so we have to come along and

1434
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: blow that snow away from the edge of the bridge

1435
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: and haul it away in trucks and stuff. And he

1436
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 1: was miscalculated a few things and he broke four windshields

1437
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: below on the highway. Bigots of snow fell into their windshields, Like,

1438
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be startling?

1439
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 5: That would scare the crap up?

1440
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially as a pedestrian.

1441
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I wouldn't want that would Although as a

1442
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 7: pedestrian you don't have that many windshields, right right, No,

1443
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 7: I only.

1444
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 5: Have two small ones.

1445
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 3: It could break your glasses.

1446
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, he broke three windshields and one pair of glasses.

1447
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 5: Do you remember those gay glasses that had like win person.

1448
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 5: I like stuff like that.

1449
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 7: I feel like, Maggie, you should do this podcast again

1450
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 7: because you are the one of the most on theme.

1451
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 7: Because this podcast used to take place we would drive

1452
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 7: around in a car pit. Yeah, up and drive around,

1453
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 7: and so you have brought the theme back by being

1454
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 7: so vehicularly orient one.

1455
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 5: Now, would you guys drive or did you have a driver?

1456
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: We did drive, so you would have to concentrate on

1457
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 1: driving and conversation.

1458
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:05,560
Speaker 6: I really really, I really really had to concentrate. That

1459
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 6: is kind of easier for Karen. Okay, she can think.

1460
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 2: Good job there, Yeah, thank you. We women multitask.

1461
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, feminism, maybe I could do it now with my

1462
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 5: adderall on time.

1463
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 1: I gave my mother a ride along in my plow

1464
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,879
Speaker 1: truck and we got into such a heated political discussion

1465
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: that I was shifting a load of salt like this,

1466
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 1: and I was not paying an attention. I was looking

1467
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,840
Speaker 1: at my mom yelling about politics. And I dumped all

1468
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: the salt out onto the highway.

1469
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 5: And I was like, you can't keep talking to me

1470
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 5: about this.

1471
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 3: Oh that's so symbolic.

1472
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's saying, Marjorie Taylor Green has some good points.

1473
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:51,520
Speaker 7: Oh god, one of those nightmares, something like, God.

1474
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 5: I don't even remember what we were talking about.

1475
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 3: I just love that you had your mom on for

1476
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:58,679
Speaker 3: a ride along.

1477
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: Oh she had fun. She was delighted, and she was

1478
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: an easy passenger. Some passengers are very difficult.

1479
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 7: But are there if any do you need to ride

1480
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 7: Listeners who are Minnesota based wanted to do a ride

1481
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 7: along with you? Is that something they have to apply

1482
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 7: for through the state.

1483
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: No, just slip me one hundred dollars okay, yeah, no, no,

1484
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 1: they would just have to contact me. I have so

1485
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: many people that want to do it and say they'll

1486
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: do it, and they're really excited to do it, but

1487
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,639
Speaker 1: they don't want to get up at six in the morning.

1488
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 5: You know, they never so they don't fall through. Yeah.

1489
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 3: That already weeds me out right.

1490
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 2: I know people are like, I'm an early morning person.

1491
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 5: Me too, Yes, me too. Yeah.

1492
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 7: I love the early mornings and I love feeling like

1493
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 7: I did something. I need it.

1494
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 5: You can be done by any Yeah.

1495
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy.

1496
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 2: Okay, we' this is this is a success.

1497
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:56,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys now have plans. My master plan worked.

1498
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 3: You did it?

1499
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: Chris like people to get friend match maker, I am

1500
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 1: there's got to be a market for that.

1501
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 3: There has to be.

1502
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, in this day and age.

1503
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, in this economy.

1504
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 3: Hell yeah for real speed friend making you make it?

1505
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, make an app?

1506
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 2: Will speed three friend making.

1507
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 5: Pilot docs not included.

1508
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 2: Maggie having me.

1509
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,639
Speaker 1: I love you, guys, I really appreciate it all things.

1510
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 1: Tell everyone to look me up on Extreme Maggie on Everything.

1511
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 5: Wait, what what is it?

1512
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:36,719
Speaker 3: For real?

1513
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm Extreme Magie on you know, TikTok and the fucking whatever.

1514
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: My website is Extreme Maggie.

1515
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know.

1516
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:49,799
Speaker 1: I'm throwing in some promotion of Extreme Magie on everything.

1517
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:52,720
Speaker 1: I have like over one hundred Twitter followers.

1518
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 2: So yeah, get on, I'm going to be the next one.

1519
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 5: Okay, are you on TikTok?

1520
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 2: I only walked things.

1521
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 7: I don't make videos, but I but I enjoy TikTok

1522
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,599
Speaker 7: in those organization videos. The organization video, don't they Yeah,

1523
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:13,160
Speaker 7: they really are amazing. And the guys that redo people's

1524
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 7: front lawn.

1525
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,719
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, meg grown yeah, you have to get into

1526
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,439
Speaker 3: that like a time lapse.

1527
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, time satisfying.

1528
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good.

1529
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 5: That's all I do on TikTok Landscape.

1530
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1531
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that's good.

1532
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 3: That's good. Follow up? Think about lip syncing and dancing.

1533
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just a thought, just to branch

1534
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 2: out twenty twenty three.

1535
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,280
Speaker 5: I'm not on trend. Guys, look at me.

1536
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 6: You've you've just met my friend Maggie Ferris and Mark

1537
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,679
Speaker 6: and Karen's new friend.

1538
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:51,679
Speaker 3: Who the hell's mart? Why did I bring Mark? Martha

1539
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 3: can come to Why don't you guys?

1540
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1541
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: Are your friends with Martha? Oh yeah, Martha so much

1542
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: the great?

1543
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why your name flew out of my mouth.

1544
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 6: Oh god, but thank you for being on podcast Meg,

1545
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 6: Thank you you're the bit you've been listening.

1546
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 3: Do you need a ride?

1547
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 5: D y n a R.

1548
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 3: This has been an Exactly Right.

1549
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:28,599
Speaker 7: Production produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy.

1550
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,919
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

1551
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

1552
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

1553
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:38,320
Speaker 7: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1554
01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:41,440
Speaker 7: podcast That's d y n a AR Podcast.

1555
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com. Thank you,

1556
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:52,519
Speaker 3: Oh you're welcome. Hong Kong

1557
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 5: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do