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Speaker 1: I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: All right, stop what you're doing, because I'm about to

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Speaker 2: ruin the image and the style that you're used to.

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Speaker 2: I look funny, but y'all all make money. See so,

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Speaker 2: yr world, I hope you're ready for me.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to the Black Gut Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Your host Rod and Karen.

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Speaker 3: We're in the house on a Wednesday Thanksgiving eve. So

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Speaker 3: it's the eve for everybody to go out eat Chinese

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Speaker 3: food by pizza, whatever it is. It doesn't require a kitchen. Hey,

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Speaker 3: that's the true because your mom's not gonna.

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Speaker 4: She's not gonna play that shit tonight. Man, You're on.

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Speaker 3: Your own right and then tomorrow, Uh, she'll tell you

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Speaker 3: that food will be ready to but it'll be six

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Speaker 3: and you just have to you have to smell it

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Speaker 3: and pretend to be interested in the Cowboys game for

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Speaker 3: the whole afternoon. But we as always with the special

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Speaker 3: occasions like this, when I got a very special guest.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: It is friend of the show, Jail Covn, host of

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Speaker 3: the Righteous Prick podcast. Of course, you can find his

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Speaker 3: work at jailcoved dot com.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: You can check out his YouTube page, uh, YouTube dot

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Speaker 3: com slash yet jail coven.

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Speaker 2: Correct And you know, I really should have gone with

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Speaker 2: jail comedy. I realized that like four years into it.

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Speaker 2: I was like, jail comedy just would have been so

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Speaker 2: much easier.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that most people just have a problem just saying

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Speaker 3: Covin like right, you know, like jail.

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Speaker 2: Colvin Calvin, Yeah Calvin on YouTube? Fuck him. I'm never

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Speaker 2: following him again.

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Speaker 4: But yeah you can.

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Speaker 3: You can find all that stuff, including his latest sketch,

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Speaker 3: which is All the Commissioner's Men, which talks about Roger Goodell.

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Speaker 3: Uh talks about tmz uh and the culture of media

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Speaker 3: reporting and uh even uh get some jj Watt?

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Speaker 4: Uh did you like?

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Speaker 2: I don't think you know John as this is, but

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Speaker 2: he's a very funny comic. But he's as close to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, who's that big ass dude?

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Speaker 3: I for the record, I knew he was jj Watt

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Speaker 2: No, he looks he looks that much. It's that similar.

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Speaker 2: If I can tell a quick story about him, he

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Speaker 2: because he's he's Canadian and the porn star Lisa Ann

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Speaker 2: watt like seeing him across the room and then they

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Speaker 2: he went, uh, no, I thank you. I'm married though,

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: We cover her exploits on Ball's Deep Sports our Sports podcast.

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Speaker 3: Because he's been around several athletes, including a hockey player

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't put it past her. She probably

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Speaker 2: this is completely business. Just put it in me and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what about all the people that are abusing don't

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Speaker 2: But yes, the real Uncle Ben, who the Rice King

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Speaker 3: Literally, yeah, man. You can find him also on Twitter

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Speaker 2: just be quoting rap lyrics about getting money in bitches,

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Speaker 2: because that's that's basically what the prosperity gospel is that

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Speaker 2: Gotta one last mad Man him just getting escorted out

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Speaker 4: he's about to do. They always have those black dudes

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be awesome walk in there. They just

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Speaker 2: What hill?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, take me to advertising U.

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Speaker 2: Although I will say Denzel I think is the only

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Speaker 2: Some of that. Some of those are are not by choice.

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Speaker 2: The thing I liked about this episode, which because sometimes

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Speaker 3: As far as the podcast, and then of course you've

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Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, how's that going.

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Speaker 2: Well, the jobs that I've been on recently, I've been eating.

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Speaker 3: Are you worried about the holidays and like, you know,

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Speaker 2: Nah, because basically this you know tomorrow. My family does

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'll be back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my brother's in New Jersey. His in laws

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I went and bought it, And then I asked

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Speaker 2: of those people they call it, I guess a volume eater,

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00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 2: Like I'll eat a lot of anything. So it's better

441
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 2: that I have a bowl of carrots because it'll make

442
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 2: me feel like I'm stuff in my face. Because if

443
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 2: I have a bowl of chocolate chip cookies. I will

444
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,120
Speaker 2: also stuff my face, and the net result of those

445
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 2: two things is very different. But then with kale, it's

446
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 2: kind of fooling me. I feel like it's, you know,

447
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 2: only like fifty caries in a giant bowl, but it

448
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,479
Speaker 2: feels like heavier. And then you know, you throw some

449
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 2: chicken and some apples, and then what it does is,

450
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,400
Speaker 2: like I said on the podcast of my podcast last week,

451
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,640
Speaker 2: it feels like I try to eat another lettuce. Yeah,

452
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 2: and it just feels like it's some cheap shit in

453
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,160
Speaker 2: my mouth.

454
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,479
Speaker 1: It really is.

455
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 5: Especially most prices give you iceberg. Iceberg, you might as

456
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 5: well drink a glass of water because it has no

457
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 5: nutrients in it at all.

458
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 4: I called it.

459
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 2: I called it the training bra of lettuces, like it

460
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 2: gets used to eating lettuces but it doesn't actually do

461
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 2: anything for you.

462
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 5: Oh some good old Roman lettuce, some kale, make some

463
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 5: spinach up in there.

464
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I like it, man.

465
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,959
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I kind of think I

466
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 3: like it because everyone said how terrible it would be,

467
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, if they wouldn't have

468
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 3: tried to talk me down off of it, I probably

469
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 3: would be like, oh, it's not as good as you

470
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 3: know when I just put spinach in a salad or something.

471
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 3: But because they were like it's gonna be the worst

472
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 3: thing and you're gonna want to kill yourself and watch

473
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 3: your mouth, I was soaked.

474
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 4: I tried it and I was like, oh, well, this

475
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 4: isn't bad at all. Okay, Well fuck those people.

476
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 2: That's why I want But that's kind of why I

477
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 2: wanted to hate it. But now there's a backlash against it,

478
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 2: so I don't know, you know, I just get to

479
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 2: pick some side to be against. But I really did

480
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 2: want to be against the kale lovers. It's like my one.

481
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 2: It's my one, like hipster credential. Yeah, but hopefully it'll

482
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,479
Speaker 2: go mainstream. But it's good. It's it just makes me feel.

483
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: I remember when I was eating, you know, when I

484
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,919
Speaker 2: first started, you know, probably around April, started to kind

485
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,959
Speaker 2: of watch what I was eating. I'd been just terrible,

486
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 2: you know, I was only like a two week bender

487
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 2: bender of burgers and cupcakes and cookies and nothing good.

488
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 2: And after my first kale salad at lunch, it didn't

489
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 2: satisfy me like a like a like a burger would.

490
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: But like an hour later, I literally felt like some

491
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 2: had given me like a vitamin shot. I mean, because

492
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 2: I think it was because now I'm used to it,

493
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: but I had been so kind of like nutritionally unhealthy

494
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: for like a good few weeks, right, But it literally

495
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 2: like it was weird because you I literally felt like, man,

496
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: I want to like, I feel good, like it gives

497
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 2: you energy. Yeah, it really, it really did. And I

498
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: know I sound like one of those assholes who's like, you.

499
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 4: Know what you need to do. You need to treat

500
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 4: food like fuel.

501
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: You need to really treat it like your body as

502
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 2: a temple and really put the proper nutrients in there,

503
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 2: and you'll take care of yourself. Like I don't no.

504
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 4: Dairy, no dairy.

505
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 2: No. I don't want to be one of those people.

506
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: But I can't lie and say that I didn't feel

507
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 2: like a jolt, like I wanted to go for a

508
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 2: run after like an hour after that salad.

509
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 3: Well you know what, man, it's a cliche because it's true,

510
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 3: you know, like all those people that say that bullshit

511
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 3: that everyone hates to hear. I mean, it's gotta have

512
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 3: some truth to it. It's so many people say, I like.

513
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 4: Treat food like fuel. If you if you do this, you'll.

514
00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 3: It'll you know, drink this much water. Fucking uh, you

515
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 3: do this much exercise. I mean, at some point you

516
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 3: gotta just be like those guys are right.

517
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that you know. Some of them are assholes, please

518
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong.

519
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 5: And some of them like you're a piece of shit

520
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 5: if you eat a bacon or you eat meat or

521
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 5: whatever their thing is. But it's just one of those

522
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 5: things where I'm I feel like this.

523
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 1: We're staring eat better.

524
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 5: I'm not a snob, but I can just tell the difference,

525
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 5: you know, like you said, the energy level. I don't

526
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 5: get a tired doing work. Just simple stuff makes a

527
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 5: big difference. So some of the shit they say is true,

528
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 5: but you ain't gotta be an asshole about it.

529
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

530
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,479
Speaker 3: Now, Also, jal Man, I gotta ask, how's stand up

531
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: going with your new like work schedule where it sounds

532
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: like on the podcast you don't really have a lot

533
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 3: of time to do anything but work.

534
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 2: Well, the good thing is I'm sort of a comic genius,

535
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 2: so I have that I was supposed to get a laugh.

536
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: I kind of appreciate that you're accepting that as fact.

537
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, what I was I wouldn't have you on here

538
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 4: if I thought you were now.

539
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: But I've I've had in the last couple of months

540
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: a very good writing burst to the point where now

541
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: maybe I can announce this on the show. I'm gonna

542
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 2: record album number five in May, Okay, all right, because

543
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: I am very I'm more than halfway towards a new

544
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 2: hour Wow. And that's how it happens with me sometimes,

545
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 2: Like for instance, my third album, I didn't between album

546
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: and two and three was four years. Between albums three

547
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 2: and four was like fourteen months, because I just that's

548
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: how like I don't necessarily always sit down each day

549
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: and write, but I write in like bursts, So I

550
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 2: might write three bits on in one day and two

551
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: of them end up being keepers that I develop.

552
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 4: So I've had a very.

553
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,239
Speaker 2: Good recent couple of months of writing more than I've

554
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: been able to perform, but then having at different shows,

555
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: whether they be at clubs or at bars or open

556
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: Mike's just having the stuff really work work well right now.

557
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 2: So now I'm ready. I'm probably going to try and

558
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: do it in Philly because I really like it there.

559
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 2: But that's that's gonna be my sort of my project

560
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: for the first half of twenty fifteen. But it's, uh,

561
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 2: it is difficult because I kind of prioritized once I

562
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 2: saw that the last sort of three months of this year.

563
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 2: October had a great October. You know, I was on Corolla,

564
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: I did the comics Unleashed and opened for day Vittel,

565
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: so that was great. But then I said, November and

566
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: December was pretty pretty empty. So I just made the

567
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 2: you know, I'm basically just try and get my bills

568
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 2: paid and then refocus in twenty fifteen because the stage

569
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: time has been the thing that's been most lacking. But

570
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: it's fine because I need the money of the day

571
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 2: job anyway, right, So yeah, so it's a it's it's

572
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 2: a sad reality of where I'm at in comedy where

573
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 2: I have enough kind of credibility and skill to get

574
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: some things and to to do some things, but not

575
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: enough where i'm just you know, able to able to

576
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 2: make it the full time income. So I've got a

577
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: The shitty thing is and I'm sorry for this game boring,

578
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: but you want to be you want to be as

579
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: consistent as possible, so it's really important that you get

580
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: on stage as often as possible. But I just can't

581
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 2: right now, so I at least, but it's good because

582
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 2: when I am getting on stage, even with new stuff,

583
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: a lot of it's working and a lot of it

584
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: is is percolating in my mind. So I I'm not

585
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: as pessimistic as as I felt maybe a couple months

586
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: ago when I was not writing anything new because it

587
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 2: just nothing was really coming to me. I was too

588
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: stressed about money and personal stuff which I won't get into.

589
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: And uh, you know, but now it's uh, it's flowing.

590
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: It's the faucet is is back open. The creative faucet's

591
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: back open. So I'm feeling good, feeling hopeful for the future.

592
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 3: So why not the Arlings and Draft House so like

593
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 3: you have a pretty good sets there.

594
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 2: Too, Yeah, but that was the that was the first

595
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 2: time I was there, but they have the sets were

596
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: great there. But I gotta say, for instance, my joke,

597
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 2: I have a I have a bit that I've been

598
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: closing with about my nephew, and uh, you know, the

599
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 2: I compare it's it's sort of an education on autism,

600
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: but it's also you know, it's also a bit. And

601
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: one of the things I say is when I you know,

602
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: my nephew I went to pick him up from school

603
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 2: for the first time. So he's on the school bus

604
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 2: and he he's the last kid on the bus, so

605
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: he sees me, and he's only met me like four

606
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: hundred times, so obviously he's nervous. And uh, the door

607
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: opens up. I say hello, and he walks to the

608
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: back of the bus and starts humming because apparently his

609
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: uncle picking him up from school is his nine to eleven.

610
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: And then I quickly say, I quickly go so while

611
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 2: he's in the back of the bus, never forgetting, I'm

612
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: talking to the bus driver.

613
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 4: Never yes.

614
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: The never forgetting line is like my favorite part of

615
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 2: the whole joke that has killed in New York repeatedly,

616
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 2: it's killed, and it killed in d C in Arlington Cinema.

617
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 2: It was kind of a test joke. It did not kill,

618
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: it got it got them a little uncomfortable, just the

619
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 2: mere mention of nine and eleven. Okay, And to me,

620
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: Philadelphia is kind of all the shows I've had at Helium.

621
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 2: It's kind of the perfect city for me because they've

622
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: got enough enough there. They're smart enough, but they're they're

623
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: also a little bit mean. They're mean people, so they're

624
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 2: good comedy fans, but they're a little mean, so like

625
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: I never feel like something I say, I had one

626
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: joke bomb there in five different appearances at that club. Yeah,

627
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: not five shows, but like I've been there five separate times.

628
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: One joke and even I knew it was a little

629
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: bit harsh, but.

630
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 4: They didn't boo.

631
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: They just kind of didn't laugh. That was like the

632
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: worst reaction I've ever gotten from them, because they're usually

633
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: down with good jokes and with even a little bit

634
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: mean spirit or things that might be a little edgy.

635
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: So that's where I filled recorded my third album, so

636
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: I'm leaning towards there. And then this gives me enough

637
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: time to kind of arrange maybe I could do it

638
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: on like a Wednesday Thursday at the club. Maybe they'll

639
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: let me headline since I've done well there for like

640
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: the the off nights and then feature for somebody you

641
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 2: know that weekend or something.

642
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's kind of and it's kind of good

643
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 3: to have a crowd that's a little bit mean for

644
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 3: your style of comedy, because you know, some of the

645
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 3: jokes I think in Polite Company might not go over

646
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 3: with certain people, but I think in like uh, for

647
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: people to have like an edge to their sense of humor.

648
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 3: I think I think it's perfect, you know, like so

649
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 3: I do I understand why you would do that. The

650
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: other thing is are you not going to Cleveland because

651
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: the calves are not being as good as you thought

652
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 3: they would be.

653
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: I think the question is, am I not? Are the

654
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: calves not as good as they thought they'd be? Because

655
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 2: I didn't.

656
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 4: Move to Cleveland? I don't know why you're.

657
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: Phrasing it the other way. No, And I gotta I

658
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: gotta be honest about the Cleveland thing. The reason I

659
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: didn't go because I was gonna tall. I was gonna

660
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: sign up for the February Bar Exam, the Ohio Bar Exam.

661
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: And what that would require is a three thousand dollars

662
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: to take the Bar Exam prep course, which will which

663
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 2: would you know, not be problematic because I have a

664
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 2: credit card, But then I'd have to give up January

665
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 2: and February working. So now you're talking about I'm losing

666
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 2: you know, several thousand dollars over that span of time

667
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: while studying wallpaying. So now you're talking about like three

668
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: months of lost money studying for the test take, you know, prepping.

669
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: And so they offer it in July, and I figure,

670
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to do this album this you know, that's

671
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 2: basically the album, and all that preparation will not interfere

672
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 2: at all with the June July preparation I have to

673
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: do for the exam. So and I've submitted for a

674
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: Comedy Central half hour. I got acknowledgment from the women

675
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 2: at Comedy Central that they received it, which is better

676
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: than I got, you know, years ago when I submitted.

677
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe my notoriety has gotten me at least recognized,

678
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: but that I would know by the spring if I

679
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 2: got that. That and that plus the new CD could

680
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: be I don't want to say game changers, but they

681
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 2: could all are my calculus in terms of how quickly

682
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: I move ahead with a non comedy life. That said,

683
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 2: because it's still my choice to be a full time comedian,

684
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: like that's still the and I know everybody says you

685
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,239
Speaker 2: can't put it on a timetable. I'm not expecting it

686
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: to happen, like I'm not demanding if it doesn't happen

687
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: in five months, because in June, I'll be doing comedy

688
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 2: twelve years and to some people that's not a lot

689
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: of time. But in the current scheme of things, the

690
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: way you have five six seven year guys getting catching

691
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: fire because of not necessarily because they're in the next

692
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, but just because they fit the right demographic

693
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: or the right moment in time. My thing is, I'm

694
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: gonna be thirty six in April. I'll be doing comedy

695
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: twelve years hardcore, with a lot, a lot to be

696
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: proud of by June. But then I have to think

697
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: to myself, Okay, but now I'm thirty six, and I

698
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: want a family like I want. I want those things

699
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: in my life, and I'm not willing. I'm not willing

700
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: to be a guy who you know, gets married at

701
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: forty eight and has a kid at fifty, right. I mean,

702
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 2: if that's just how my life goes, so be it.

703
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: But I'm going to make an effort to not have

704
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: that be my life. So if I have to choose

705
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 2: between prioritizing finances, family, personal life, and either put comedy

706
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 2: to the side or put it out of my life,

707
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: I will my preference would be for some of these

708
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: things that I think I am deserving is the wrong word,

709
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: because Josh Homer, of course told me, and many people

710
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 2: have also quoted the movie Unforgiven, saying deserves got nothing

711
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: to do with it, right, But it's not about deserving.

712
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 2: But I think I am good. I am good enough

713
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: at what I do, and varied enough in my skill

714
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: set and been around long enough at my level of

715
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 2: skill and my level of productivity and talent where I

716
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: think it's not unreasonable for me to say, you know what,

717
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 2: I guarantee you when they pick their sixteen Comedy Central

718
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: half hours this year. If mine isn't picked the set

719
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 2: that I submitted, the first thing I'll do is post

720
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: it on YouTube and say you judge for yourself, right,

721
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: mine will be one of the two or three best

722
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: half hours that they that they could air. Like if

723
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: they aired my half hour that I recorded the DC improv,

724
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 2: it will be better than at least twelve of the

725
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 2: ones they put on TV. I'm not saying that to

726
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 2: shit on the comics. I just have seen enough, know enough,

727
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: know enough comedians and know what I put out there

728
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: opening for David tel to know that like this is

729
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 2: this is really good shit, and I will crush a

730
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 2: half hour set on Comedy Central. Now, if that happens,

731
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 2: I might still I might do a Dave Chappelle and

732
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: like choose to move to Cleveland because now I have

733
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 2: so much money, I can travel wherever I want. And

734
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: you know, maybe that's my plan in five years, is

735
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 2: like I go there anyway just because I like the city,

736
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 2: I like the pace. But you know that's so obviously

737
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: there's a lot, a lot going.

738
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 4: Into that city.

739
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 2: But my plan, My plan is to record a CD

740
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 2: in May and take the Ohio Bar Exam in July,

741
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: and those things change, yes, but that's the plan.

742
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: And of course by then they would one, two or

743
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 3: three championships, which will justify you going.

744
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 4: So yeah, I see, I see what man, I get it,

745
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 4: I get it.

746
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: I could just move to Cleveland now and get into

747
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: a fight with Johnny Manziel like boom, all of a sudden,

748
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: I've got my own show on uh on Spike.

749
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Johnny's entourage sounds like, uh, that dude got his ass.

750
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: Well somehow the guy did, He got beat The guy

751
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: got beat up badly.

752
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there's two sides of the story.

753
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: I don't know how bad he got beat up, but

754
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 3: the one side is, uh, Johnnie.

755
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: His like entourage guy just popped him.

756
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he just walked up on him and they

757
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: just knocked his ass out, right, is uh?

758
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 4: Well, No.

759
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 3: His side of the story is he wanted to give

760
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 3: Johnny Manziel a hug and he was with his girlfriend.

761
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, Johnny Manziel, I'm a Cleveland fan.

762
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 3: Can I give you a hug? And I was like,

763
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 3: even if someone's not famous, that can get you knocked out.

764
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 4: So I don't even know that that was the coolest

765
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 4: shit that do it anyway, Like just walk up on

766
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 4: a random stranger and Hey, I want to hug you

767
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 4: because you're famous, Like get the fuck off.

768
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

769
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: Then Johnny Monzille's side of the story is like, Hey,

770
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 3: I was hanging out with my mom and my brother

771
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 3: and this dude just who was part of like some

772
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 3: other entourage, rolled up on me and we didn't know

773
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 3: what the fuck you wanted. I told him to get

774
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 3: away from me, and uh, you know, ended up hitting him.

775
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 4: So who knows what really happened.

776
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: But I've been told by people in Cleveland who actually

777
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 2: the media might prefer Johnny Manzel, the people of Cleveland

778
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 2: prefer Hoyer Hey, because I think he's a local product.

779
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: I think he's from Ohio, but also he's he's not

780
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 2: been terrible, so they kind of like that he's been

781
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: all right for them. And I don't think they're a

782
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: town that necessarily wants that kind of flash. Like Lebron

783
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: was flashy, but he wasn't that kind of flash, Like

784
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: he had his little chalk thing, but that was like

785
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 2: for the fans, right, you know, that wasn't like look

786
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 2: at me and my money. Now. I do like I

787
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 2: kind of like Manzell a little bit, but at the

788
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 2: same time, when people tell me he's an asshole in Cleveland,

789
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: I can kind of believe it.

790
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't believe he'll be that good, like

791
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 3: I think, right, I think he's I don't think his

792
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 3: game is gonna translate to the pros the way people

793
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 3: expect expected to. And I think just because because he's

794
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 3: a short guy. Yeah, people keep looking at Russell Wilson

795
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 3: and Drew Brees, but like those motherfuckers are super duper talented,

796
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 3: like those like it's more than just hey, they're short,

797
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of short motherfuckers, but there's only

798
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 3: one Russell Wilson and one Drew Frees like.

799
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: But to but to Manzell's credit, I mean, I can

800
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 2: understand though why I think he's gonna get a shot.

801
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: Oh he will, maybe not with them, maybe with them,

802
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: but he will get a shot because the things that

803
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 2: he does have. He has legit athleticism, and he has

804
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: they say he has like big ass hands, which so

805
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: he like he might have some of the tools that

806
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 2: could that could compensate for some of his deficiencies.

807
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you this much. I've learned this over

808
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: over time. If you evaluate quarterbacks and you're not really

809
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 3: sure if a guy's gonna be like a hit or

810
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 3: a talent or not, always bet on no, and you

811
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,919
Speaker 3: will be right like ninety five percent of the time.

812
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 3: Because there's only like five good quarterbacks in the NFL

813
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 3: at any period of time. So the odds of them

814
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 3: that guy become in one of the twenty five that

815
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 3: our mediocre to bad is much higher.

816
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna feel.

817
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: Pretty safe going Johnny Benzel mediocre to bad. And I

818
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 3: just don't see it. I think if he was that

819
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 3: fucking graat, he would have took that job by now

820
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 3: Hoyer or no Horrier, like the coaches would have been

821
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 3: like yeah, because we've seen that shit happen before.

822
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 4: Where guy's a legitimate starter but you know the guy on.

823
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: The rookie forty the biggest example exactly.

824
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, the rookies got too much heat. He's making too

825
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 3: many players in practice. And the coaches, you know, that

826
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: fucking ditch get hard and just like, we gotta get

827
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 3: this dude in the game.

828
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 4: Like they don't even give a funk about Menzielle. They

829
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 4: try to get him in the game like one time,

830
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 4: and they're just like, you know what, this is stupid.

831
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: We were winning without this dude. Yeah right, we don't.

832
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 3: We don't need this bullshit. Go get in a fight.

833
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: All right, Let's let's talk about different news stuff. Okay,

834
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 3: we got a lot of news stuff going on here.

835
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: I guess we'll start with the with the downer, the

836
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: Ferguson stuff.

837
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 4: More Ferguson news coming out.

838
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 3: Apparently Michael Brown Senior got baptized in the church like this, I'm.

839
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: Not gay, no more.

840
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 4: I don't like Ferguson. I like women.

841
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: So he uh, you got you got baptizes past weekend

842
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 3: at a church and during all the protests, Uh, that

843
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 3: church was set on fire.

844
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: Goddamn.

845
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 3: Now people, it's on the other side of town, as

846
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 3: you can imagine. Then the fires that were set in

847
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 3: like the shopping district or whatever that was, so they

848
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 3: don't think it was the same people.

849
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 4: They think that it was like white.

850
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: Supremacist groups and stuff that were, you know, saying they

851
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 3: were gonna like come to Ferguson and get the black

852
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 3: people in check. And you know, at one point they

853
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 3: were talking about they were gonna shoot the rioters and

854
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 3: all this shit. The pastor said he doubted the same

855
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 3: people who were raging on the other end of the

856
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 3: of West Florisa had burned his church instead. He said

857
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: he suspected white supremacists who wanted to punish him for

858
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 3: his support of the Brown family who had just been

859
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 3: baptized there Sunday. We do the baptism Monday. The church

860
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 3: is on fire. Just doesn't add up, he says. Lee

861
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 3: said police told him about the church late Monday night.

862
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 3: I feel like one of my children has died, he said.

863
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 3: I put my blood, I sweat my tears of this church,

864
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 3: getting this church built from the ground up. To see

865
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: that it was taken down in a few minutes, it's

866
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 3: really heartbreaking. Brown Senior Lisa was just devastated again outter

867
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: hearing about the church Tuesday afternoon.

868
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 4: So yep, burn down the church.

869
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 3: That's always a good sign snow, Like that's that's the

870
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 3: thing about the people that are like uh like like

871
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 3: like I was listening to the news today or watching

872
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 3: the news, and they were like Robin Roberts and all

873
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 3: the whoever, all those people were up there, and she

874
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 3: was like, well, you know, it doesn't even matter what side, drone.

875
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 4: I mean, both sides are angry.

876
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, but one side is the KKK,

877
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 3: Like can we stop?

878
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 4: Can we stop validating both sides?

879
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 3: Like how how can both sides be angry after this verdict?

880
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 3: Like one side is either partying or should be like

881
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 3: oh we got away with another one up top, or

882
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 3: or to oh, on the other side, that's.

883
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,479
Speaker 4: Angry because you didn't get justice. How what the fuck

884
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 4: is like he didn't get indicted, but I'm still mad

885
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 4: at these colors. Oh my god, my god.

886
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 2: Just the thing that annoys me about this whole thing

887
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: every and it's every time one of these cases happens,

888
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: is how the conservative quote unquote conservative people on my

889
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: you know, among my friends or in my social media

890
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: circles turn it into like they've got to have the

891
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 2: cops back because that's what that's your team, right, So

892
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 2: there's this like it's like, don't you get it, Like

893
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 2: one side at least has a dead, unarmed kid on it.

894
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,879
Speaker 2: Nobody's nobody's acting anymore like he's a saint, but he's

895
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: still he still has parents, he still was unarmed. So

896
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: let's say he was a piece of shit, he was

897
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: still eighteen. People changed. There's lots there's people doing good

898
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: things in their lives who were bad kids, and it's

899
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 2: that kind of like sympathy goes out the window. It

900
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 2: just becomes a good I'm glad the cop got off

901
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 2: because and I'm seeing memes. I talked about it on

902
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: my podcast, but I saw this meme which really annoyed me.

903
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 2: Where it's it had a picture of the Brown family

904
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 2: and they're wearing a T shirt with his face on it,

905
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 2: and then you know, I'm sure it was a media photo,

906
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: and the top said raised raised a thug with a

907
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: criminal record who got shot. Underneath it said blames everybody

908
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: but themselves. And I'm like, is that what they're doing?

909
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 2: Are they blaming everyone?

910
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 4: It's so weird and callous too, because.

911
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 2: Were they blaming the Ferguson police department.

912
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 3: Right, and it's so weird and callous too because like

913
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 3: it and maybe it's just because of the Internet, or

914
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 3: maybe it's just we're more aware of people's calousiness now

915
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 3: because of the Internet. But like some of these comments

916
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 3: are almost addressed to the parents, like your son doesn't

917
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 3: do such. Would you walk up to somewhat a grieving

918
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 3: person and tell them your son is a thug and

919
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 3: that's why he's dead.

920
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 4: You need to get over it.

921
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 3: Like you wouldn't do that shit because you know, you

922
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: get fucked up minimum or you know, you just hopefully

923
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 3: you're human. He would kick in and you go, oh, wait,

924
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 3: this is a real person I'm talking about, not just

925
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 3: like a sports team.

926
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 2: Well yeah, And it's that's the problem, is that, like

927
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 2: even if you think that he was not and I

928
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: still it's still like, here's what I would say. If

929
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 2: the shopkeeper had shot him, I would have way less

930
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: of an issue with this. You know, it wouldn't because

931
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be the state killing. It wouldn't be a

932
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: state actor once again killing this kid. And he did

933
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 2: push that guy. That guy look was much smaller. You

934
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 2: could be like, you're in my business, stealing my stuff.

935
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: And assaulting me. Like I'm just saying, in that scenario,

936
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 2: you kind of go ah, we I mean, he could

937
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 2: have that looks like he might have been scared, like

938
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 2: he could have been protecting his business all of those reasons,

939
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 2: but instead it's the cop who I'm sorry. I feel

940
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: like they should give cops revolvers at this point, like

941
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 2: six shooters, where it's just like you can't just pump

942
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 2: bullets into somebody, right, But they did this thing where

943
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 2: they were like ninety seconds. Ninety seconds is all it took. Yeah,

944
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 2: if you're thinking of ninety seconds while watching a movie,

945
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 2: you're like, that's nothing, But ninety seconds is a lot

946
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 2: of time. Yes, it is for.

947
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 4: A bang bang encounter.

948
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: Ninety seconds is if you just sat there and I

949
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: said this, if I was like in the and the

950
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 2: prosecutor did not want to convict him, Like I was

951
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: reading the detailed stuff in the New York Times today

952
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: and it sounded more like he was a defense lawyer

953
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: for the policeman and it was it's saying, like I said,

954
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: if I was was that case, I would have count

955
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: did ninety seconds forth and been like, did that feel

956
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: like a short amount of time? Just sitting here waiting

957
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: for a push, a shove, a punch, a couple of punches,

958
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 2: walking away, a couple of shots, turning around charging. And

959
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: I joked on Twitter today, you know, a kind of

960
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: a not a joke, haha, But I said, you know what,

961
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: maybe the grand jury was right, because after Mike Brown

962
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 2: was shot five times, maybe he did want to kill

963
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 2: the officer, right, Because you're like, it was the sixth

964
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 2: shot to his head that ended it, right, And You're like,

965
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: at what point did you think he was like with

966
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: four bullets in him?

967
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: Right?

968
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: He's not the fucking mountain from Game of Thrones, man, Like,

969
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 2: let's stop turning them into a superhero or a super villain.

970
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 4: Yeah.

971
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 2: Just reading all that stuff, I'm just like, and and

972
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 2: once again the big point here is reading all that stuff,

973
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: could that could a jury find the cop innocent? I mean,

974
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: not guilty? I should say yes, yes, this didn't even

975
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: get there. This didn't even meet that Like, it didn't

976
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 2: even passed the burden to get to trial. That's almost

977
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: the more insulting part.

978
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: So then the question, like I said, the question to

979
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: me becomes, so what the fuck are the people that

980
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 3: wanted him to go free put money towards you know

981
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 3: him him, well, towards towards just him in general when

982
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 3: he was on paid leave, Like.

983
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 4: What the fuck are you mad about? Like, what are

984
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 4: you mad about?

985
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 5: You?

986
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 4: It's like they're mad that black people and people that are.

987
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: I think they want an apology to the cop from

988
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 2: the black community.

989
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like they're mad that.

990
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: People the lesson. It's like we won, but you're you're

991
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: being sore losers.

992
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Like how dare you still be upset to

993
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 3: your son is dead? Like people were mad that the

994
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 3: parents were, you know, outraged at the time that they

995
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 3: heard that there's no indictment.

996
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 2: Oh man, let me tell you something like if my mom,

997
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 2: if that happened to me and my parents were up there,

998
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: my mom and I'm not I'm not kidding, My angry

999
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: Irish mom would say, burn this motherfucker down. I swear

1000
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,959
Speaker 2: that's what she would say.

1001
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 4: Right, And I be like, fuck all of them. And

1002
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 4: part of his kind of perverse because.

1003
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: Like she would have been, like it would have been

1004
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: like the Battle of Helm's Deep in two Towers with

1005
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 2: my mom, like streaming on a rock on.

1006
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and part of his charge and part of his

1007
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 3: kind of perverse because you know there's a camera there

1008
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 3: in the first place, Like, let's get the moment that

1009
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 3: they find out, Oh.

1010
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 2: Oh, the nine o'clock I mean eight o'clock local.

1011
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 4: What do we do?

1012
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's been said, but what right, what.

1013
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: Do we do?

1014
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 2: I mean? What is this set up for handing out

1015
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: forties to everybody at eight o'clock? At seven o'clock, like,

1016
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 2: you drink up, it's gonna be a rough night. Here

1017
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 2: have some forties. Here's some amphetamines. Just here have at it.

1018
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 2: Here's here, you know, here's some copies of the movie

1019
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: Glory and Boys in the Hood to get riled up.

1020
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what are you doing? It's like a disaster plan.

1021
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 4: It really was.

1022
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 2: It was like the opposite of a disaster plan was like,

1023
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: how can we make sure a disaster right?

1024
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we need to make this the disaster that

1025
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 3: we wanted to be.

1026
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 4: And it's like everyone saw it coming and you know it. Uh.

1027
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 3: Speaking of which, More's ferguson News, Don Lemon was on

1028
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 3: the scene, so he had to cover it live. And

1029
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: you know the thing is with these live coverages where

1030
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 3: they send the media superstars out there, it's amazing how

1031
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: little reporting they do.

1032
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 4: Correct. It's like everything is just like I'm here, I uh,

1033
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 4: I see a chicken shack. It's dark. Uh, there's some

1034
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 4: cars Like this isn't really reporting. Yeah, here's a clip.

1035
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 7: We have heard gunshots this evening, a couple during the

1036
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 7: prosecutor's announcement, Bob McAll's announcement. And then just about maybe

1037
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 7: a minute two minutes ago, just before you went to

1038
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 7: Jason Carroll, we heard a gunshot and then people started scattering,

1039
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,240
Speaker 7: and now they're moving back, and we're watching people there

1040
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 7: on top of the roofs of car the top of cars,

1041
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 7: and obviously there's a smell of marijuana in the air

1042
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 7: as well.

1043
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, obviously there's a smell of marijuana in the

1044
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 3: air as well.

1045
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 4: Obviously cause you know they black.

1046
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 7: Obviously there's a smell of marijuana in the air as well.

1047
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to move and then it's just abruptly

1048
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 4: cut to the next dude. They were like, okay, uh,

1049
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 4: there's enough of don We'll come back to him later

1050
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 4: when you can say something else. Slightly offended.

1051
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 2: Not to not to make this about my mom, but

1052
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 2: this just reminds me because she when when when the

1053
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: midterm elections, you know, when it was a blood bath

1054
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: for Democrats, because my mom was all about Hillary Clinton.

1055
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 2: But then once Obama won, her love of her biracial

1056
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 2: sons and her love of the Democratic Party, she just

1057
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: became one hundred about Obama. And she she just wrote

1058
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 2: to me the day after those midterms when that when

1059
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 2: you know, it was just a blood bath for Democrats

1060
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: and they'd all run from Obama and nobody was saying

1061
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 2: anything good, even though there's been tons of good stuff

1062
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 2: to talk about. She just wrote to me in an email.

1063
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 2: The Reverend Jeremiah Wright was correct because she was just like,

1064
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 2: goddamn America, Like, my mom is an angry black woman.

1065
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: I like her.

1066
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: She but no, it just reminds me. I'm sure she

1067
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 2: was thinking the same thing with this. You know, she

1068
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 2: was just and I think she's in her heart. I

1069
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 2: think she's she feels lucky that her kids never had

1070
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 2: to go. And I talked about this on the podcast

1071
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 2: where I was like, I'm half black, but I know

1072
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 2: what I look like. And I have definitely benefited from

1073
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 2: that because, like I said, I'm a big, surly dude,

1074
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 2: and if I was dark, if you throw dark complexion

1075
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: and black features on my face. He I'm gonna be like,

1076
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 2: shit's gonna happen for me at some point, and instead

1077
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: I just, you know, I get like, you know, some

1078
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 2: sort of like Mediterranean or Middle Eastern vibe when I'm

1079
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: like tan and so I never I never deal with

1080
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 2: that shit. But it's, uh, I'm sure she was thinking

1081
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 2: the same thing. I think she's. She's like I said,

1082
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: she's an angry black woman at heart.

1083
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 3: Well more more ferguson News the KKK, there were rumors

1084
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 3: that they got hacked by Anonymous, and Anonymous leaked all

1085
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 3: their identities and told everybody what businesses they own in

1086
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 3: the local area.

1087
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 4: And all that stuff.

1088
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 3: Well, the KKK, not to be outdone, now claims that

1089
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 3: they've taken over the Twitter account used by members the

1090
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 3: members of Anonymous who hacked their account. So KKK rehacked Anonymous.

1091
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 2: How do you if you're the KKK, how do you

1092
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 2: do you go to like Stanford or Silicon Valley and

1093
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 2: like try to just drop racist things at bars to

1094
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 2: see who's like in sync with you? Like, man, a

1095
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of brownies working at your company.

1096
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 4: Hunt, Yeah, I wish it.

1097
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: Was more white. I could I hate coding around these people.

1098
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 6: How'd you like to come to Ferguson, Missouri work on

1099
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 6: hard web side.

1100
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: That's exactly how that conversation went.

1101
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 3: The KKK threatened to use lethal force against protests in Ferguson, Missouri.

1102
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 3: The hacker collective known as Anonymous announced Operation KKK it,

1103
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 3: which they took the hoods off of members of the

1104
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: KKK by posting information about them on Twitter. The Klan

1105
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 3: responded by tanning Anonymous via is Twitter account at klu

1106
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 3: klux Klan USA, writing Anonymous is nothing aunt?

1107
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 4: No can I just made it up? Of course? Is

1108
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 4: there account?

1109
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: Is it verified?

1110
00:53:59,760 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 5: Right?

1111
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know.

1112
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 4: I don't know care google that ship. Let me see

1113
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 4: what was that? Oh?

1114
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 3: Writing anonymous is nothing but an act. Don't be worried

1115
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 3: by this, fellow clansman. Hashtag op KKK, hashtag hoods on

1116
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 3: and on is it caps? I like that they use

1117
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: hashtags the KKK, like I just keep picturing them doing

1118
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 3: horrible acts in the few in the past, and hashtag Rosewood,

1119
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 3: hashtag dark He's gonna learn anonymous.

1120
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 2: Tag out of rope, hashtag m H.

1121
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 4: And hoods on.

1122
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 3: I just keep imagining, like little John lyrics and ship.

1123
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 3: Anonymous is nothing but a bunch of one of these.

1124
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: They want somebody somebody wrote and hashtag rise and lynch.

1125
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,240
Speaker 3: Uh hashtag lynch flow. Remember when that was hot to flow? Anyway,

1126
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 3: Anonymous is nothing but a bunch of wanna bees. They

1127
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 3: won't take any action. We will not be brought down

1128
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 3: by some low lines behind the screen. Anonymous responded by

1129
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 3: taking over the KKK's Twitter account at posting the following

1130
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 3: op KKK, the war is on and it's a picture

1131
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 3: of a lynched Klansman. Yesterday, members of the Real Klan

1132
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 3: claim they had hacked at Operation Underscore KKK's Twitter feed,

1133
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 3: noting that based on the direct messages sent from it

1134
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 3: to this account, we can confront the this account was

1135
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 3: run by a kid in his mom's basement hashtag hoods on.

1136
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 3: You think then they went on the ton Anonymous. You

1137
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 3: think Anonymous would have picked a harder password to crack

1138
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: hashtag hoods on. However, other andods were not convinced to

1139
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 3: take over was the work of the Klan. I think

1140
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 3: it likely they hired outside of Census with this. Black

1141
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 3: hat mercenaries are a diamond dozen. Whoever took over account however,

1142
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 3: was unable to relation in their victory for very long

1143
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 3: as it's more in their account was commentered by its

1144
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,919
Speaker 3: original owner, who wasted no time in time the Klan,

1145
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 3: they shouldn't have followed that link. I guess the Klan

1146
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 3: isn't aware of key loggers. Fuck the Klan, hashtag hoods

1147
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 3: off hashtag KKK so uh the Klan is fighting with Uh.

1148
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 3: The Klan is fighting with motherfucking anonymous. This is the

1149
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 3: crazy shit ever, and yeah, there's no checkmark on.

1150
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 5: It can so, Yeah, there's a more of this.

1151
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 4: Ferguson is a ship won't stop coming? What was this

1152
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 4: other ship? Okay, we already did Don Lemon and his bullshit?

1153
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 3: Oh we got we got some people that were reacting

1154
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 3: to Ferguson.

1155
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 5: Uh.

1156
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 3: Celebrities and stuff. Chris Rock, Lebron James and others.

1157
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 4: Uh.

1158
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 3: So celebrities address expressed sadness, frustration, and disappointment across social

1159
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 3: media Monday, after a grand jury of Missouri declined to

1160
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 3: bring charges against police.

1161
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 4: Oh don't do that, after officer Darren Wilson.

1162
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 3: You know what's funny is when this shit happens, the

1163
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 3: celebrities that say the right thing.

1164
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 4: They're always so much.

1165
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 3: More famous than the ones who say the bullshit like

1166
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: I'm just expecting, like forty eight hours from now to

1167
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 3: be like Adam Baldwin had this to say. You know,

1168
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 3: Polly Sure says, fuck those black people. Yeah. Chris Rock

1169
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 3: said a system cannot fail those who was never meant

1170
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 3: to protect.

1171
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 4: Correct, quoting W. E. B.

1172
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 3: Du Bois, Captain Heigel said, my heart and sympathy goes

1173
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: out to Michael Brown, Michael Brown's family. Their words and

1174
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 3: actions are remarkable considering the deep song and grief. Cher says,

1175
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 3: have problem with have problem ore e decision not number

1176
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 3: two bring to number two trial police who shot young

1177
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 3: man near Saint Louis dot something must be the letter

1178
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 3: just be done number two protect innocent young BLK men.

1179
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 3: Can't be mad at her, but she said a lot

1180
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 3: of She got all one hundred and forty of them

1181
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 3: characters right.

1182
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: She was like I had to squeeze it.

1183
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 3: Pharrell Williams says I'm hard broakling over the news of

1184
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 3: no indictment and Ferguson, let's all pray for peace.

1185
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 4: Missy Elliott just posted a cry face.

1186
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 3: Darren Wilson Moby says, Darren Wilson chase Michael Brown to

1187
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 3: murder him. How did the grand jurry get around this

1188
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 3: basic fact? Hashtag firsus hashtag Ferguson decision. Irvin Michael Johnson,

1189
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: Urban Magic Michael, I mean Irvin Magic Johnson, who jail

1190
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 3: would like to chase faces with? Said we must work

1191
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 3: together to stop the unnecessary lost a young man of color.

1192
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 4: Justice was not served in Ferguson. Caddy Perry says.

1193
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 3: Feeling stuck all the way over here in Sydney seeing

1194
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 3: the news just now send him my prayers to Ferguson

1195
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 3: and praying for an equal America.

1196
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 2: Hashtag whipped cream out of my kits?

1197
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1198
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 3: Hashtag cleavage hashtag shake them up, shake them if you

1199
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 3: got them?

1200
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 4: How did you?

1201
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 2: I'm curious, how did you feel this verse? Because I

1202
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 2: feel like this had a lot more build up, but

1203
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 2: how like and there was a lot more try I

1204
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 2: don't how does this compare it? How do you feel

1205
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 2: versus Trayvon Martin?

1206
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 4: Like I feel numb. I'm still not don't.

1207
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 5: Uh.

1208
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 3: I knew they weren't gonna indict this dude a long

1209
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 3: time ago. I mean, just calling in the National Guard

1210
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 3: before the decision was a spoiler alert correct. You know,

1211
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 3: it's like it's like, could you possibly have revealed your

1212
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: head more than you're doing right now? Like, hey, we're

1213
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 3: gonna neither here nor there, guys, We're gonna bring the

1214
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 3: National Guard in and possibly maybe reveal the verse on Monday.

1215
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 3: Pay you know, everyone keep calm, Hey, it's still up

1216
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: in there. Your guess is as good as mine. Uh No,

1217
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 3: we're not gonna call him or put him in attention,

1218
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 3: arrest him or anything like that.

1219
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, you know, hey, it could go either way.

1220
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 4: I'm as confused as you.

1221
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 2: I felt like, I mean, I'm still the Trayvon Martin

1222
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 2: one bothers me a lot. I mean this bothers me

1223
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 2: for sure, But the Trayvon Martin one, because that was.

1224
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 5: That.

1225
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: I don't know that just that still feels like a

1226
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 2: horrible injustice.

1227
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 4: I mean they're both, don't get me wrong, but.

1228
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 2: That one feels like particularly bad. Like a guy can

1229
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 2: like I like I think I've said on on my podcast,

1230
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 2: it's like the idea that somebody can pick a fight

1231
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 2: and when they're losing the fight, shoot you and say

1232
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 2: I feared for my life. It's like, yeah, but you

1233
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 2: don't bear any response, even if you take him at

1234
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 2: his word, you don't bear any responsibility for harassing disobeying

1235
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 2: the police recommendation. Like, but whatever, it's but they're both,

1236
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 2: they're both terrible.

1237
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 3: But I nah, I know the the Trayvon thing was

1238
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 3: worse than me. That guy's not a police officer. Uh

1239
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 3: the actual police said he did not need to get

1240
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 3: oscar and follow that kid.

1241
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 5: Uh.

1242
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 4: He's just a kid on his way home from the story.

1243
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 4: He didn't do anything illegal, you.

1244
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 3: Know, uh he uh he Also, you know, like the

1245
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 3: arguments in the case, like we actually got a trial,

1246
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 3: so you know, I was able to uh like rationalize

1247
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 3: it because on the one hand, I was like, if

1248
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 3: we get a trial, that's really the most I can

1249
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 3: hope for, because then it's kind of up to a

1250
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 3: jury of his peers and we'll see what happens with

1251
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 3: George mmmen. But it became increasingly obvious that Trayvon Martin

1252
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 3: was on trial, not George m Right. In public opinion

1253
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 3: and in the courtroom, it was you know, what did

1254
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,919
Speaker 3: this kid do to deserve death?

1255
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 2: And there were great statements from one of the jurors

1256
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 2: who was interviewed on c and then after and she

1257
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 2: kept referring to him as mister Zimmerman. Yeah, and I

1258
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 2: forget how she referred to Trayvon, but it wasn't by Trey.

1259
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 2: It wasn't like Trayvon. It wasn't mister Martin. It was

1260
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 2: like some I forget what the adjective or but it

1261
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 2: was literally like they were there to defend George Zimmerman.

1262
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 4: Right right, And and so I was very I was

1263
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 4: more disheartened by that.

1264
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 3: And you know, like I actually cried during the closing

1265
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 3: arguments Cuz listening to that lawyer basically plead the case

1266
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 3: for black humanity in twenty thirteen or whenever.

1267
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 4: That was like, you know, like to me, that was

1268
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 4: way more stirring for this. We didn't get a trial.

1269
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 3: We didn't get you know, we only got stuff from twitter,

1270
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 3: witness statement.

1271
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 4: Everything we got was either through social media or like online.

1272
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 3: But what people heard in the courtroom and what was

1273
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 3: said in the courtroom, we didn't get all that until

1274
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 3: after they decided not to indict. Well, we knew they

1275
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 3: weren't gonna indict, and we knew that there was more

1276
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 3: than enough evidence to have an indictment.

1277
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 2: So you know, this one just the district attorney was definitely.

1278
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 2: I mean reading what I read in the Times today

1279
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 2: because they had a lot of coverage on it, it

1280
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 2: really did come across like he was there as the

1281
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 2: police lawyer, yes, right, like kind of making sure that

1282
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 2: he met the elements of self defense and like establishing

1283
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 2: all his and I mean the description. I mean, the

1284
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 2: officer and the guy are both the same height. Now

1285
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 2: I'm not saying the officer is some jacked up, you know,

1286
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 2: CrossFit superstar, but they're both six foot four men. And

1287
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 2: he was like, it felt like this this wasn't the

1288
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 2: blind side like lifting him up by his neck, right,

1289
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?

1290
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 5: It was.

1291
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 2: I mean, the guy's big, but it was this guy

1292
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 2: is not like the fucking Hulk.

1293
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then when you see the pictures of the

1294
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 4: guy afterwards, he doesn't look he could have.

1295
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: And I hate to say this because I kept comparing

1296
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 2: it to twenty Fi. Did you ever see the movie

1297
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 2: twenty fifth Hour? Yes, Before Ed Norton goes to jail

1298
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 2: at the end of the movie spoiler but excellent movie,

1299
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 2: he like gets beat up, he has like his friend

1300
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 2: beat the shit out of him, so he looks like

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01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 2: roughed up going into jail as like protection for himself.

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01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 2: And I kept thinking to myself, like, you don't think

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01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 2: he could have. I mean, the guy looked like he

1304
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 2: got slapped in the face. And you know if they

1305
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 2: if it was, if it bruised later, they would have

1306
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 2: taken later photos. So if he had really gotten a

1307
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 2: shit beat at him or really socked in the face,

1308
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 2: that could have been somebody like pushing his face away hard,

1309
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 2: like oh my, his cheek is red, like way to

1310
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 2: kids slap you. And the only the thing with these

1311
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 2: all these cases, you know, the one case where there

1312
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 2: was I guess justice served, although the guy who shot

1313
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 2: the kid at the gas station is getting retried for

1314
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 2: that one. But the woman in Michigan who got shot.

1315
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 2: And but I've made the point then, I said, I

1316
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 2: think it was like on Randolph Randolph's page, maybe on Facebook.

1317
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 2: Randolph hens, I'm sure your listeners are familiar. Yes, I said,

1318
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 2: here's the difference. Though she's a woman. The whole the

1319
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 2: endangered species here when it comes to stuff like that

1320
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 2: is young black men. I am willing to bet if

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01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 2: that had if that had been a six foot one,

1322
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 2: muscular black guy banging on the door asking for help,

1323
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 2: some of those jurors would have found it more reasonable

1324
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 2: for him to be afraid, right, and they would have

1325
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 2: said they would have said it's a tragedy, but we

1326
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 2: understand what his state of mind was. Yeah, and I

1327
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 2: think it helped that it was a woman.

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01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's always like, you know, there's always

1329
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 3: like a kind of gender pisson contest sometimes with like.

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01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 4: Who has it worse or whatever. But yeah, I do

1331
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 4: think that.

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01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 3: Nisia McBride when she was killed, it it was almost

1333
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 3: more shocking because it was just a woman looking for help.

1334
01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 3: And like Jonathan Ferrell and Charlotte got shot and killed

1335
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 3: by a police officer.

1336
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 4: He got in a one car accident. He wasn't drunk

1337
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 4: or hire anything.

1338
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 3: He possibly sustained maybe a concussion or something, and police

1339
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 3: just arrived and shot him down because they were scared

1340
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 3: of him. He was like approaching the police like hey,

1341
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 3: I need help, I've been you know, in an accident,

1342
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 3: and they're just like bam, bam, bam, bam, bama.

1343
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 4: They killed him.

1344
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 3: And yeah, there was no the sympathy was not the same,

1345
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 3: you know, like, uh, and I think maybe Walmart.

1346
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 2: What about the Walmart guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just like,

1347
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 2: I mean, there these cases and I think this is

1348
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 2: this is one of those places where you say, you

1349
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 2: know the positivity of social media bringing to like these

1350
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 2: things because people would like to believe that we live

1351
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 2: in a world where you know, only the guy wearing

1352
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 2: the clan hood screaming nigger and lynching people is the

1353
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 2: racist anymore.

1354
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 4: And we've those people are gone.

1355
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 2: So we're all good now. But like I'm thinking about

1356
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 2: the guy with the toy gun in Walmart.

1357
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 4: I think that was ven der Myers.

1358
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 3: And what's crazy about that is and this is happening

1359
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 3: more and more police have one account all this shit.

1360
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 3: You know, the entire case basically gets you know, okay, well, hey,

1361
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 3: righteous killed, don't worry about it. You know, people are like,

1362
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 3: I don't know this kind of suspect. You got this autopsy,

1363
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: got these witness accounts, No, no, no, nothing to see here.

1364
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 3: We're definitely not gonna charge them. Then the video comes out.

1365
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,680
Speaker 3: You see the video and you're like, how the fuck

1366
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 3: did that guy end up dead?

1367
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 2: Like and it's a shoot to kill culture now, Like,

1368
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 2: if you shoot somebody, you better kill them because that

1369
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 2: increases your chances exponentially of getting off right because now

1370
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 2: you can frame the narrative, assuming there's any ambiguity. That's

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01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 2: what bothered me about the George Zimmerman thing. I guarantee

1372
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 2: you if if if Trevon Martin survived that shooting, right,

1373
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 2: we'd be hearing a different story.

1374
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I agree, because there's only one side

1375
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 3: when someone's dead.

1376
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 4: More tweets.

1377
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 3: Olivia Munn says, let's not let's not just make noise.

1378
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 3: Let's make a difference. Michael Brown's family. That was a

1379
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 3: quote from Michael Brown's family, Rest in peace, Michael Brown.

1380
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 3: Russell Simmons says, just leaving yoga and hearing about the vertical.

1381
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course he had to do it.

1382
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, just leaving yoga, I'm more enlightened and better than

1383
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 3: you listening to Beasts by Dre anyway, just leaving yoga,

1384
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 3: hearing about the vertical of Grand Jerry. Citizens, please begin

1385
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 3: with prayer, breathe be thoughtful and safe.

1386
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1387
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:33,600
Speaker 1: He might as well say, just record an episode of

1388
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 1: comedy jam.

1389
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you God, blessed, good night. Leonad Dunham says,

1390
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 3: all my love is with the family of Michael Brown.

1391
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 3: Applied their strength and courage, more of their loss. Pray

1392
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 3: they see justice and change. Hashtag dealing my sister. Orlando

1393
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 3: Jones says some things in life are sad but not surprised.

1394
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 3: The hashtag ferguson decision.

1395
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,439
Speaker 2: You guys watch Sleepy Hollow, right, Yeah. I think he's

1396
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 2: the worst part of sleep y'alla.

1397
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 4: Hey man, I don't know why. No, I do know why.

1398
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 3: I love that show because it reminds me of Buffy

1399
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 3: and everything good and bad about everything good and watching Buffy.

1400
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 2: But I know that I like sleep y'all. I love

1401
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 2: the two leads. I can't wait until they have an

1402
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 2: interracial baby before the show is over.

1403
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 4: Seriously, I do need them to hook up at some point.

1404
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 2: But they are both beautiful people.

1405
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 4: They are right, but I love that they I love

1406
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 4: that they are not, like really doing the cliche romance.

1407
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 2: Well, they know they're going to one day, but they

1408
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,719
Speaker 2: know they can't do that till like a season five.

1409
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 2: They gotta keep it going. So they've introduced this other

1410
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 2: guy who likes the sister but also kind of likes her,

1411
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 2: and he's got his wife. I always hypothesize that eventually

1412
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 2: the wife would do something wrong or get jealous of

1413
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,759
Speaker 2: Lieutenant Mills and then like it would cause a rift.

1414
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 4: And but anyway, sorry, I didn't even know you watched

1415
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 4: that show Man. That's my show.

1416
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 2: Well, I loved the first loved the first season. Yeah,

1417
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 2: this season I'm finding to be kind of up and down.

1418
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 2: I haven't watched last night's yet.

1419
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah it is a bit up and down. I'm

1420
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 3: like two weeks behind my thoughts. Josh Grobin says, my

1421
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 3: thoughts are with the Ferguson community. I hope the frustration

1422
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 3: as well as the love for the Brown family shows

1423
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 3: itself through peace. And Gabrielle Union says, heavy heart, angry soul.

1424
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 3: We matter, all our lives matter. Hear us, feel us,

1425
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 3: respect us all, unlike I did Shavon Wade when I

1426
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:32,759
Speaker 3: stole a husband.

1427
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 4: So she she got in there. Good for her, Good

1428
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 4: for her.

1429
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 3: And then there was some athletes who spoke up, which

1430
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,800
Speaker 3: is probably my new favorite thing about social media.

1431
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,320
Speaker 1: Like to see these.

1432
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:49,559
Speaker 4: Athletes taking the stand.

1433
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, I don't hold it against

1434
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 3: the ones who don't have shit to say either, but

1435
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 3: when someone does have something to say, I always find

1436
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,600
Speaker 3: it like admirable, like good for you.

1437
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 4: So here's the one.

1438
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 3: Lebron James says, the system enables jump wait hold on.

1439
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 3: Lebron James tweeted an Instagram image of Mike Brown arm

1440
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 3: and arm with Trey Von Martin, and he says, as

1441
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 3: a society, how do we do better and stop things

1442
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 3: like this from happening? Time at the time to escamation points,

1443
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:22,680
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to these families. Violence is not to

1444
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 3: answer people. Retaliation isn't the solution as well. Hashtag prayers

1445
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 3: up to the families, hashtag we have to do better?

1446
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 2: And then why couldn't they shoot Kyrie Irving?

1447
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:33,680
Speaker 1: Right?

1448
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 3: He said, someone please shoot Dion Waiters while just wild shameful?

1449
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 3: What will it take?

1450
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 4: Three?

1451
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 3: Three question marks Serena Williams the Wade family, Heart and

1452
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 3: prayers go out to the Brown family. Hashtag recipes Mike

1453
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 3: Brown from Dwayne Wade. Hashtag break baby. Steve Nash says

1454
01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 3: disgusted by decision and ferguson racism is learned accepted as

1455
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:04,600
Speaker 3: systematic suffocation of education and opportunity.

1456
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 4: What are we saying?

1457
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 1: Hashtag yeah?

1458
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 4: Hashtag just just finish the back nine hashtag I'm taking

1459
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:22,599
Speaker 4: getting that check. He's just getting paid, But good for him.

1460
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 3: Man Justin Tuck says, just so no one misunderstands where

1461
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:32,000
Speaker 3: I'm coming from. I'm mad, mad because a young man

1462
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 3: is dead. I don't care that he was black, white, purple.

1463
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 3: I know cops are under extreme pressure. I have family

1464
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 3: that are cops, but I'm tired of seeing, of having

1465
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 3: I'm tired of of seeing stuff like this.

1466
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 4: If a black cops shot.

1467
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 3: A white, unarmed, white young man, I would be mad

1468
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 3: about that as well. So understand, I'm also making this world.

1469
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 4: I'm all. I'm all about making this world a better place.

1470
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 3: I have sons, and I want them to live in

1471
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 3: a world where they don't have to worry about this crap.

1472
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 3: I'm praying for the Brown family and suffering tonight, black, white,

1473
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 3: et cetera.

1474
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 2: And the church guy said, I will not shoot a man,

1475
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 2: no more, no man, I will I will shoot women's.

1476
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,720
Speaker 4: Sending my thoughts in prayer to the Brown family. My

1477
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 4: heart is so heavy.

1478
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:32,120
Speaker 3: Hashtag our kids Matter, hashtag recipes Mike Brown, swim cash.

1479
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,679
Speaker 3: Reggie Bush says, no matter who you are, what color

1480
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:40,000
Speaker 3: you have, where you live, what color skin you have

1481
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 3: where you live, we are all in this together.

1482
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 4: This isn't a Ferguson problem. It's a global problem. We

1483
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:46,599
Speaker 4: need change.

1484
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 3: Now, what happened to humanity? Hashtag justice for Mike Brown,

1485
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,160
Speaker 3: Reggie Bush. A lot of people were mad at his statement.

1486
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 4: I'm not mad at all. I think it's fine now.

1487
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,599
Speaker 3: Of course, my favorite statement comes from my man kill

1488
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 3: A Cope Bryant, the Black Mama, who says the system

1489
01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 3: enables young black men to be killed behind the mask

1490
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 3: of law hashtag Ferguson, hashtag tipping point, hashtag change.

1491
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 4: He learned from the people that was mad at him

1492
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,240
Speaker 4: about Trayvon Martin. He was like, never again.

1493
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 2: He tried to take that Michael Jordan's stance, and it

1494
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 2: ain't the eighties anymore. Yeah, you can't do that. Like, hey,

1495
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 2: I'm a businessman.

1496
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 1: Well you know his thing.

1497
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:31,800
Speaker 3: I you know, his comments with the Trayvon Martin thing.

1498
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 3: To me weren't that bad because his thing was. I

1499
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 3: wouldn't just put on a hoodie because my teammates did it, correct.

1500
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 3: I would fucking find out what happened, and then I

1501
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 3: would let that be. Like I speak for myself, I

1502
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 3: don't need to stand up with my teammates, which is

1503
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 3: exactly his fucking problem and his greatest strength.

1504
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:52,919
Speaker 4: He don't give a fuck about his teammates.

1505
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 3: He does what Kobe wants to do when Kobe wants

1506
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 3: to do it, then he did, I think when he

1507
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,559
Speaker 3: caught that backlash though, cause this is Twitter.

1508
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,519
Speaker 4: We ain't got time for them nuances, don't You got

1509
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 4: to just say Also.

1510
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,839
Speaker 2: One of those things where you make that statement thinking

1511
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,639
Speaker 2: you're being nuanced, but you kind of know you're being

1512
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 2: like you're strong arming also like you're making a point

1513
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 2: like hey, I'm not there's a time and place you

1514
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 2: don't have to make your like definitive small stand right

1515
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 2: like at this very moment to be like, yeah, well

1516
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,240
Speaker 2: you know I need to know all the facts.

1517
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 4: So did you did you? Did you ever read that

1518
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 4: that whole article? Because it as long as fuck. It's

1519
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 4: like a book.

1520
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,439
Speaker 3: It's like a chapter in a book, right, it's it

1521
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 3: was in like the New York The New Yorker, you

1522
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 3: know those You're not how long they write that ship?

1523
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 4: Right?

1524
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:37,720
Speaker 2: Yes?

1525
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 4: I do? Okay, So I was thinking about this ship man,

1526
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 4: like do they like spend a fucking week.

1527
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:44,679
Speaker 1: With you or some ship?

1528
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 5: Like?

1529
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 4: How did they? Cause you know it spans his whole It's.

1530
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,919
Speaker 3: Like a synopsis of his career in basically chapter Fourmatt

1531
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 3: and I kept thinking like do you even know what's

1532
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:59,759
Speaker 3: gonna be the lead? Like do you just catch yourself talking?

1533
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:02,720
Speaker 3: And then like Tuesday, when it goes up, you're like,

1534
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 3: the fuck is this shit? We talked about that for

1535
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:10,080
Speaker 3: ten seconds? Man, what are you doing now?

1536
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 5: Right?

1537
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 4: These are gonna fucking like sell out hater and shit.

1538
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:18,720
Speaker 3: Also Ferguson related, Darren Wilson's friends are demanding that star

1539
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 3: witness and the Michael Brown case be charged with perjury

1540
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,559
Speaker 3: for his hands up, don't shoot shoot lie at the.

1541
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 4: Grad jury rejects team version of events. That's right.

1542
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:32,679
Speaker 3: Dorian Johnson, the guy who said he was right there

1543
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 3: and saw it all happen, said, uh, you know, of

1544
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 3: course his version of events were not the same as

1545
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 3: Officer Wilson, who everybody seems to believe on the grand jury.

1546
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 4: So now people are saying he should be indicted for

1547
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,280
Speaker 4: for perjury.

1548
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,680
Speaker 1: Why if you're not gonna indict the office, so you

1549
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,000
Speaker 1: shouldn't indict him? Fuck you?

1550
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 4: I mean, he's just a witness given his version of events.

1551
01:16:58,439 --> 01:16:58,559
Speaker 5: Right.

1552
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 3: Here's here's a other thing though, the reason I don't

1553
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 3: think this will happen or that it shouldn't happen.

1554
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,639
Speaker 4: They put out a chart.

1555
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 3: I'll put this chart in it in the in the

1556
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:16,160
Speaker 3: chat room of like a synopsis of how witnesses testified

1557
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,479
Speaker 3: in this It's not just him, you know, it's not

1558
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:24,360
Speaker 3: just Dorian Johnson being like, this is what I saw,

1559
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:25,600
Speaker 3: and everybody agree with me.

1560
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:26,560
Speaker 5: You know.

1561
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 3: It's actually a bunch of people who were called in

1562
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 3: and gave or they interviewed and gave testimony or whatever.

1563
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 3: Maybe not grand jury testimony, but they talked to the police.

1564
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:41,200
Speaker 3: If you look at the analysis of the statements, more

1565
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 3: than fifty percent of the witnesses said Mike Brown held

1566
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:44,559
Speaker 3: his hands.

1567
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 4: Up when Darren Wilson shot him. Sixteen out of twenty nine.

1568
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:51,240
Speaker 3: Only five witnesses said that Brown reached towards his waist

1569
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,280
Speaker 3: during the confrontation leading up to Wilson shooting him to death.

1570
01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 3: More than half of the witnesses said that Brown was

1571
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 3: running away from Wilson when the police officer open fire

1572
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 3: on the eighteen year old, while fewer than one fifth

1573
01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:06,479
Speaker 3: of the witnesses indicated this was not the case. There

1574
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,040
Speaker 3: was an even split among witnesses who said whether or

1575
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,680
Speaker 3: not Wilson fired upon Brown when the eighteen year old

1576
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 3: had already collapsed onto the ground. Only six witnesses said

1577
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 3: Brown was kneeling with Wilson opened fire on him. Whether

1578
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 3: Half of the witnesses did not mention whether or.

1579
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:25,840
Speaker 4: Not Brown was kneeling. So none of these are consistent.

1580
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 3: So why would you think this one dude deserves to

1581
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:34,639
Speaker 3: go to to go to trial over over his statements.

1582
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 3: It's it's very weird to me to single him out.

1583
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:43,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, so all right, other news, let's talk about

1584
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:47,600
Speaker 3: some white on white violence. Yeah, if y'all heard that

1585
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,000
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow or beefing.

1586
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 1: Ah shit, Now what Martha and Stewart do here to

1587
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 1: with a.

1588
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 4: Cake and an ongoing few?

1589
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 3: And the ongoing few between Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow

1590
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 3: to pear, Stewart is up with a not so subtle

1591
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 3: dig at Paltrow's infamous conscious uncoupling comment. The actress use

1592
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:13,439
Speaker 3: the phrase in March twenty fourteen to announce her separation

1593
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:18,479
Speaker 3: from Chris Martin. Now Stuart seventy three, has turned to

1594
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,400
Speaker 3: the phrase. In the November issue of her magazine Martha

1595
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 3: Stewart Living. In an article headline Conscious Coupling, Stuart writes

1596
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,920
Speaker 3: about the flavor pairings that work well in pies. But

1597
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,240
Speaker 3: she could just as well be talking about something else.

1598
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 3: Here's the story's introduction. Everything's given table should be blessed

1599
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 3: with the presence of a long married pair who bring

1600
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 3: out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite

1601
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 3: their differences, and leave every other guest thinking I'll have

1602
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 3: what they're having our holiday pise honor such. So there's

1603
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 3: a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite

1604
01:19:57,439 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 3: no matter how you slice partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect

1605
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 3: marriage of crust and filling. These six irresistible desserts. There

1606
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,479
Speaker 3: is a whole lot to love.

1607
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 1: Ooh, can you say shade?

1608
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 4: Apparently they have like a whole timeline.

1609
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 3: Stewart's first salvo there be started back in twenty thirteen

1610
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 3: when Bloomberg TV as the domestic I don't know diva.

1611
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:28,519
Speaker 3: Let's say that once she thought of Paltrow's entry into

1612
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:32,320
Speaker 3: the lifestyle arena with her Goop brand, Stewart's response was

1613
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 3: somewhat passive aggressive. I haven't eaten at Gwyno's house, and

1614
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 3: I've never seen how she lives. But if she's but

1615
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 3: if she is authentic, all the better. I mean, I

1616
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 3: hope she is. I certainly hope she is. She really

1617
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:49,000
Speaker 3: wants to be part of the lifestyle business. Gwyned, for example,

1618
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 3: has a book on the bestseller list. She must be

1619
01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 3: doing something right. She's a charming pretty person who has

1620
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:58,719
Speaker 3: a feeling for lifestyle. She wants to be a lifestyle arbiter. Fine, good,

1621
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:01,200
Speaker 3: I think I started this whole category of lifestyle.

1622
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, I'm old bitch. You ain't taking my spot.

1623
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:07,680
Speaker 3: So then Stuart stoked the fire in an interview with

1624
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,120
Speaker 3: Porter magazine last month.

1625
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 2: She's the black mama. She's the black mama of house keeping. Yes,

1626
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:16,040
Speaker 2: she's like, I'm still I'm still playing. It's still I'm

1627
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,280
Speaker 2: still taking all the shots.

1628
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:21,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just visited I live here. Paltrow just needs

1629
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 3: to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were

1630
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 3: confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be

1631
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,120
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart.

1632
01:21:29,479 --> 01:21:31,680
Speaker 4: Referring to herself in the third person.

1633
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 1: To be me bitch.

1634
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:38,439
Speaker 5: Ooh, Martha, she did she roll her eyes too while

1635
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:39,679
Speaker 5: she's set in the corner Knitton.

1636
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:45,360
Speaker 3: Paltrowd responded, the forty two year old actress had remained

1637
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:48,559
Speaker 3: mom until last week. Well, she acknowledged that Fortune Magazine's

1638
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,880
Speaker 3: Most Powerful Women Summit that she was aware of Stuart's criticism.

1639
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 3: No one has ever said anything bad about me before,

1640
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:58,519
Speaker 3: so I'm shocked and devastated. Paltrow joked, I'll try to

1641
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,479
Speaker 3: recover if I'm really honest. I'm so psyched that she

1642
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 3: sees us as competition. I really am, Paltrow hied Stewart's

1643
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 3: ex CEO Aha. Also last week, Paltrow announced the new

1644
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,719
Speaker 3: CEO of her lifestyle brand, Lisa Gersh. The rob Gersh

1645
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 3: previously worked as a president and CEO and Martha Stewart Living.

1646
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,760
Speaker 3: She's the perfect person to build on the momentum we

1647
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:25,400
Speaker 3: have already created a Goop, Paltrow raived in the statement

1648
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:29,840
Speaker 3: to US Weekly. Uh Gersh gushed in turn, as a

1649
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:33,320
Speaker 3: fan since it launched, as since it launch, I've admire

1650
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 3: the innimental and what innimenable, inimitable I don't know, there

1651
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,680
Speaker 3: you go, voice and style Gwyneth has infused in the

1652
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,639
Speaker 3: Goop and the business she built.

1653
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,519
Speaker 4: Also, she was.

1654
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,880
Speaker 1: I will pick them up and use them against you.

1655
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:57,880
Speaker 3: Also, Gwyneth Paltrow made a cake recipe that had like

1656
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,160
Speaker 3: bars on the cake and called it the jailbird cake.

1657
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh she got jokes.

1658
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:05,720
Speaker 4: This is excellent.

1659
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 1: Yes, this is like they frosting, ain't it.

1660
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:17,360
Speaker 4: They really hate each other man, like Civiluel, Yeah, like

1661
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,920
Speaker 4: that is so crazy to me. I had no idea

1662
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:23,280
Speaker 4: about this beef just brewing in the white community.

1663
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 5: Oh well, she gonna have the Gwinni Patrick is gonna

1664
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 5: have a turkey. She's gonna dress it up in a

1665
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:30,679
Speaker 5: prison outfit.

1666
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:32,160
Speaker 4: All right.

1667
01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:36,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, but yeah, they they definitely are

1668
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:41,479
Speaker 3: beefing pretty hard. They got the jailbird cake, you know,

1669
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:43,559
Speaker 3: so you know, and.

1670
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 4: I kind of enjoy it myself.

1671
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 3: I'll put a picture of the jailbird cake in the

1672
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,160
Speaker 3: chat real quick for you guys to see it. But

1673
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:53,680
Speaker 3: it's basically a white cake with vertical black strike at

1674
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 3: jokes man, what what what dicks?

1675
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fighting it's marvelous.

1676
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially these white people, you know, like this supposed

1677
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:09,240
Speaker 4: to be like a sophisticated high crush society, and basically

1678
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:14,760
Speaker 4: they acted like two fucking basketball wives and shit, yeah,

1679
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:19,640
Speaker 4: Gynath and Martha or beef and speaking of beef in

1680
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:25,679
Speaker 4: the white community, Ariana Grande and uh fucking bet Miller,

1681
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,800
Speaker 4: or dissing each other or will I add beef.

1682
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:31,280
Speaker 2: You know what this is all about. This is all

1683
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,759
Speaker 2: about young people not respecting their elders.

1684
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 4: Oh there you go, coming into the game, not kissing

1685
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 4: the hand. Got kissed ring. Everybody knows that.

1686
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:45,920
Speaker 3: Earlier this week, Bett Miller Bet Midler called out young

1687
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:50,760
Speaker 3: singers in an interview with the Telegraph. It's always surprising

1688
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,880
Speaker 3: to me to see someone like Ariana Grande, sorry Chris,

1689
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:58,000
Speaker 3: with that silly high voice and a very wholesome voice.

1690
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:04,160
Speaker 2: Man, come on on, you know she's she's she's very blessed.

1691
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 2: She's a revelation. I can't.

1692
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 4: I want to see what she's going to do in

1693
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,560
Speaker 4: her acting.

1694
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:14,439
Speaker 2: I want to throw a little Chris Lambeth singing a

1695
01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:14,840
Speaker 2: little bit.

1696
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:15,640
Speaker 1: I like it.

1697
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:19,080
Speaker 4: I like it because he like her.

1698
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 2: I don't even yes, because I've only heard this name.

1699
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:23,120
Speaker 2: But I don't know what she does.

1700
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,960
Speaker 4: Does she look like a preview vesting white girl? Yes,

1701
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:26,519
Speaker 4: he likes it.

1702
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:27,320
Speaker 5: What is she?

1703
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:28,080
Speaker 2: She a singer?

1704
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:28,719
Speaker 4: She's a singer.

1705
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 5: Yes, she's a singer now, but she was previously on

1706
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,679
Speaker 5: I want to say Nickelodeon and one of her.

1707
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:40,240
Speaker 1: Co host she worked with. I think a picture of her,

1708
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:41,880
Speaker 1: a private.

1709
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,880
Speaker 5: Picture of her got out and Vanessa Hudges right, Nickelodeon

1710
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,400
Speaker 5: was like fuck that, and they basically canceled the whole show.

1711
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 1: So then she had to start singing.

1712
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 2: Uh, the one that dated the center for the Pistons,

1713
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:56,680
Speaker 2: and he was like being a total gentleman, and she's like, I.

1714
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:58,720
Speaker 4: Don't know, but I remember that story. Remember that.

1715
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,560
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be some hands like.

1716
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:02,800
Speaker 4: He just seemed to like her and was for the

1717
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:05,080
Speaker 4: n b a a starting NBA center.

1718
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,839
Speaker 2: This dude just seemed like a young gentleman looking for dates.

1719
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:11,720
Speaker 4: And she really went on a podcast he's fucked up. Yeah,

1720
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:16,800
Speaker 4: all right, So here's Ariana grind. Here's here's a song

1721
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:39,280
Speaker 4: from her. If you want to hear what she sounds like. Yeah, yeah,

1722
01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:39,760
Speaker 4: she's white.

1723
01:26:40,479 --> 01:26:42,200
Speaker 2: This is like the new thing. This is what I

1724
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:47,680
Speaker 2: learned from American Idol. The new the new thieving of

1725
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:51,840
Speaker 2: black of black culture is every white female singer no

1726
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:54,840
Speaker 2: longer tries to sound like a white like why why

1727
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 2: can't you? Why is Celine Dion not okay? That chick

1728
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,880
Speaker 2: has incredible pipes. Everything that be like you grew up

1729
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,840
Speaker 2: in the Black church, even though you didn't. Not her

1730
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 2: not there in particular, but you just it's all about

1731
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,400
Speaker 2: imitating whatever black women sound.

1732
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 4: She sounds like a very high pitched.

1733
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,920
Speaker 1: And she actually talks like they don't like the show

1734
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,040
Speaker 1: and sh it is really high peachy like that.

1735
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,360
Speaker 2: Let's just do the hook on that song.

1736
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:25,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know what Donald Glover does rap on it.

1737
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:28,200
Speaker 4: So maybe you're a big Donald Glover fan.

1738
01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:29,960
Speaker 2: You're a big childish gino fan.

1739
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:32,679
Speaker 4: Right, I love me some Donald Glover man. That's my man.

1740
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:36,720
Speaker 4: You know, God do something about them shorts. But other

1741
01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:37,280
Speaker 4: than that, I.

1742
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:40,559
Speaker 2: Pick up an album depends on how's my thing, here's

1743
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 2: my thing. I stopped being like a big fan of

1744
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:45,439
Speaker 2: rap in like the nineties, just in terms of what

1745
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:47,120
Speaker 2: I was listening to. But I listened to a lot

1746
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,439
Speaker 2: of it then, but that was like kind of the heyday. Yeah,

1747
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:55,200
Speaker 2: but I bought on Chris's recommendation, I bought a Kendrick

1748
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:58,200
Speaker 2: Lamar album and I remember listening to it and going,

1749
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,840
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Yeah. I was just kind of

1750
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:04,640
Speaker 2: like I don't get why this? Why he why and

1751
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:06,519
Speaker 2: not that Chris like told me you have to. He

1752
01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:08,600
Speaker 2: just spoke very highly. So I said, I'll get like,

1753
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,040
Speaker 2: you know, oh, let me try it and I just

1754
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:12,760
Speaker 2: listened a couple of times, and I was just like,

1755
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:14,600
Speaker 2: I don't I don't get it.

1756
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I don't feel.

1757
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:18,840
Speaker 2: Like I'm not feeling this isn't None of these songs

1758
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:21,439
Speaker 2: are like hooking me in, either with a beat or lyrically,

1759
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:24,080
Speaker 2: where I'm just like, ah, I'm just kind of like, okay.

1760
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say no, don't don't don't get it.

1761
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:30,479
Speaker 3: I'm a big proponent of people not getting the ship

1762
01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:33,240
Speaker 3: I'm into because I don't want to hear their complaints

1763
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:36,840
Speaker 3: about it. So like I'm much rather like especially you know,

1764
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:39,839
Speaker 3: I respect their opinion and whatnot, but you know, sometimes

1765
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:41,920
Speaker 3: you can be kind of harsh when you don't like.

1766
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,000
Speaker 4: Something and I don't want I don't.

1767
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:44,240
Speaker 1: Want to hear.

1768
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,400
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear that, Like you don't.

1769
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:47,479
Speaker 2: Want me to do to him when I did to

1770
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:48,719
Speaker 2: Louis c k for people.

1771
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:53,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, his material was so whack. Ship, fuck you, jail and.

1772
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,560
Speaker 3: Donald Glover already gets enough heat from all kinds of

1773
01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:58,439
Speaker 3: other people like I do.

1774
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:00,760
Speaker 4: It's enough being a fan to him as is. I

1775
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 4: don't need people I respect not liking him. And then

1776
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:05,000
Speaker 4: the same thing, like.

1777
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:09,040
Speaker 3: One of my favorite comedians period is uh, Mike Lawrence,

1778
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,799
Speaker 3: and you know, we're like Facebook friends and stuff.

1779
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:13,320
Speaker 4: Man, he's a really cool dude.

1780
01:29:13,439 --> 01:29:16,160
Speaker 3: He's been on the show before, like you know, so

1781
01:29:16,479 --> 01:29:19,280
Speaker 3: so on the one hand, it's like it's fucking awesome.

1782
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,960
Speaker 4: Man, I can't believe this dude. This is so cool

1783
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,320
Speaker 4: to to to meet and know this dude. But on

1784
01:29:25,439 --> 01:29:28,400
Speaker 4: the other hand, the motherfucker hates everything I love.

1785
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:32,280
Speaker 3: So every other tweeter is like, man, fuck the Flash,

1786
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:37,120
Speaker 3: fuck arrow Yeah, fuck arrow Man, fuck Superman.

1787
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:37,479
Speaker 1: Move.

1788
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's driving me insane, man, Like, come on, dude,

1789
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:44,960
Speaker 3: can't you like something that I like? So, yeah, no,

1790
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,439
Speaker 3: I don't recommend shit because I don't want y'all hating

1791
01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:49,519
Speaker 3: it and then I have to fucking hear about it anyway,

1792
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:52,520
Speaker 3: beat Middler.

1793
01:29:53,479 --> 01:29:56,240
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, no, this is so I can maintain

1794
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,640
Speaker 4: I love. It's like, y'all don't hate the ship. I like,

1795
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 4: let's just keep it from like like, like I post

1796
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 4: articles and shit on my page and sometimes Michael come in.

1797
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,479
Speaker 4: Anytime it was a Superman of Skill article, he just

1798
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 4: starts shitting on and I was like, Mike, I get it.

1799
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 4: You have to stop. You have to stop this. It's

1800
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,439
Speaker 4: getting crazy, you know how I feel, and I know

1801
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:19,040
Speaker 4: how you feel. It'll never change. Please don't do this anymore.

1802
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:23,960
Speaker 2: They're all saying that everybody Michae Lauren hates everything in

1803
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,040
Speaker 2: the chat, and I'm like, yeah, I'm getting too much

1804
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:27,360
Speaker 2: of a rep. See, I get too much of a

1805
01:30:27,439 --> 01:30:30,400
Speaker 2: rep for being a hater. No, you don't lots of stuff.

1806
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:33,200
Speaker 4: You don't hate. You don't hate any you don't hate

1807
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:33,840
Speaker 4: a lot of stuff.

1808
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:37,439
Speaker 3: What you do is you go, oh, you guys, think

1809
01:30:37,479 --> 01:30:43,280
Speaker 3: this is an A, B minus C plus maybe, and

1810
01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 3: then then you like tell all the negative things are

1811
01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:49,200
Speaker 3: about it. And then I think that's where people end

1812
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:52,840
Speaker 3: up being like, yo, he hates everything even though you're

1813
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:56,479
Speaker 3: giving it, you know, like say a B, but you're

1814
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,679
Speaker 3: just saying that it's not an A, and then people

1815
01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:00,040
Speaker 3: get upset that.

1816
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:03,360
Speaker 4: You know, I'm kind of you know the Obviously, I

1817
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 4: love just.

1818
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:07,880
Speaker 3: About anything, So when I do hate something, it's normally

1819
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 3: like powerful and I won't have my mind.

1820
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 4: Changed, right, you know what?

1821
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:14,519
Speaker 5: And I like more shit than Roger. Roger jokes about

1822
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:17,120
Speaker 5: how I like everything, and I literally like everything. So

1823
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:20,959
Speaker 5: for me to say something's bullshit, it is sensitive and heart.

1824
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, very rarely will care, not like something, but yeah,

1825
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,320
Speaker 3: I try to stay positive.

1826
01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:26,400
Speaker 5: But uh.

1827
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:31,080
Speaker 3: Anyway, So Bet Miller, talking about young singers, says, always.

1828
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,920
Speaker 1: There's probably young enough to be her grand baby.

1829
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:35,400
Speaker 4: It's always surprised. It always surprises me.

1830
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:39,360
Speaker 3: But it's always surprising to see someone like Ariana Grande

1831
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:44,120
Speaker 3: with that silly high voice, a very wholesome voice, slithering

1832
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 3: around on the couch looking so ridiculous. She said, I mean,

1833
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,760
Speaker 3: it's silly beyond belief. And I don't know who's telling

1834
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:53,559
Speaker 3: her to do it, and I gotta I gotta say, man,

1835
01:31:54,439 --> 01:31:58,639
Speaker 3: I kind of agree with Bet Miller. Yeah, like she's

1836
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:03,320
Speaker 3: not sexy, no offense that she's a fucking kid, right,

1837
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:03,680
Speaker 3: you know.

1838
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:06,240
Speaker 4: And I'm not saying it. I'ms like, because I'm such

1839
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:09,680
Speaker 4: an old man, all these kids kids to me, I

1840
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:11,000
Speaker 4: just she she.

1841
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,439
Speaker 3: In particular, even if I was her age, I'd be

1842
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:16,800
Speaker 3: looking at her like, Jesus, shouldn't you be studying her

1843
01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:19,920
Speaker 3: like you have like cheerleader practice.

1844
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,759
Speaker 5: It's almost like it might sound cool, but it's almost

1845
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:25,320
Speaker 5: like her body is underdeveloped, because it's like you don't

1846
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:26,599
Speaker 5: look your body.

1847
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't say a woman.

1848
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:30,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, the same thing with Selena Goman. You know, like

1849
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:33,960
Speaker 4: some people just look like kids longer than other people,

1850
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:36,599
Speaker 4: and they and they have tried to launch their careers

1851
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:41,120
Speaker 4: into like a sexual angle in a place where they

1852
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:43,839
Speaker 4: still aren't like looking like adults.

1853
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,960
Speaker 2: So except for Miley Cyrus, because to me, she looks

1854
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:50,960
Speaker 2: like she has sexiness, it's just attached to a terrible

1855
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:52,719
Speaker 2: body and a not hot chick.

1856
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:56,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, she want to be another person, looks.

1857
01:32:56,560 --> 01:33:00,880
Speaker 2: Like she can't wait to fucking and suck. But I

1858
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:02,120
Speaker 2: just don't want any part.

1859
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, please, I don't want to see this, don't do

1860
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:07,160
Speaker 4: that that, don't even don't talk about it.

1861
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:10,639
Speaker 2: Please, I just to have a to have a flat

1862
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:13,400
Speaker 2: Yet saggy ass is just one of the It's like

1863
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:16,559
Speaker 2: a marvel of physics, like there's nothing there and yet

1864
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:18,000
Speaker 2: nothing is sagging.

1865
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:22,040
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy, though, is she's another one that

1866
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:25,360
Speaker 3: she had to launch the sexy part of her career

1867
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:29,160
Speaker 3: way before anybody was ready for that shit, before she

1868
01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:31,080
Speaker 3: was even ready, and it.

1869
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:33,439
Speaker 4: Still feels like a forced act. She's like dancing on

1870
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:37,120
Speaker 4: type of penises and shit, you just like really really motherfucker,

1871
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,040
Speaker 4: like if you have to pull the penis out and

1872
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:43,000
Speaker 4: dance on it to make me go, oh yeah, she's

1873
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:43,759
Speaker 4: trying to be sexy.

1874
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,200
Speaker 3: It is too late, Like you you don't get it,

1875
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:49,000
Speaker 3: it's too early. You have to wait until you like

1876
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:50,320
Speaker 3: exude sexiness.

1877
01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:53,360
Speaker 2: You know, she's just gonna have like vanilla milkshakes like

1878
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:55,560
Speaker 2: dumped on her on stage and get it.

1879
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:59,439
Speaker 4: Get it. She's like she's bring two dudes out and

1880
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:02,439
Speaker 4: like do that thing for when you check them both

1881
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:05,640
Speaker 4: off at the same time, Like look, gush, I'm doing it.

1882
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:06,679
Speaker 1: Money shots.

1883
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:08,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sexy.

1884
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,719
Speaker 2: Reminds me of the David Tell joke. He goes on stage,

1885
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:12,320
Speaker 2: he goes.

1886
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:14,400
Speaker 4: It's tough being a woman.

1887
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:19,920
Speaker 2: You've got a balance career with family, and he's just

1888
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:20,479
Speaker 2: doing that.

1889
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 4: I don't know why.

1890
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:23,879
Speaker 2: It's such a simple joke.

1891
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:26,920
Speaker 4: But it makes me laughs. Yeah. We saw him in

1892
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:29,720
Speaker 4: person here, man. He was so good. Yeah, yeah, we

1893
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:33,200
Speaker 4: saw him a few maybe last year. Uh. This lady

1894
01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:36,960
Speaker 4: was so mad at him. She sat at our table.

1895
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:39,519
Speaker 4: She was on like a blind date or something. She

1896
01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:42,120
Speaker 4: sat at our table and didn't laugh once.

1897
01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 1: With your brother.

1898
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,040
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, my brother couldn't sit at our table. And

1899
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:47,320
Speaker 4: she was so rude.

1900
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:48,439
Speaker 2: And then we.

1901
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:52,600
Speaker 3: Like she like we so we went outside and me

1902
01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:54,559
Speaker 3: and Karen and I had an umbrella and we got

1903
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:58,200
Speaker 3: valet parking or whatever because we got there late and

1904
01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:01,800
Speaker 3: couldn't find parking, so they were bringing our car out

1905
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,760
Speaker 3: in this broad who didn't speak to us the entire

1906
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:09,920
Speaker 3: fucking show while sitting at our table, comes over wedges

1907
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:14,200
Speaker 3: herself into our umbrella and then she's like, he just

1908
01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:17,360
Speaker 3: wasn't funny, right, all right? I mean you you guys

1909
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:19,599
Speaker 3: didn't think he was funny, did you? I didn't even

1910
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,280
Speaker 3: laugh once, and we were like, he was extremely funny.

1911
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:23,680
Speaker 3: Please back away from us.

1912
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:24,120
Speaker 4: We don't know.

1913
01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:28,479
Speaker 1: Anyway, maybe going up nice because if not, I've moved

1914
01:35:28,479 --> 01:35:28,920
Speaker 1: this unbread.

1915
01:35:29,840 --> 01:35:31,240
Speaker 4: He was so good anyway.

1916
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:36,960
Speaker 3: So in response, Grande took the Twitter Bet was always

1917
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,160
Speaker 3: a feminist who stood for women being able to do

1918
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:43,040
Speaker 3: whatever the f they wanted without judgment. Not sure where

1919
01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:45,800
Speaker 3: that bet went, but I want my sexy mermaid back.

1920
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 3: Always a fan, no matter what, my love. And then

1921
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:53,880
Speaker 3: she posted a picture of Bett Middler in this sexy

1922
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:57,200
Speaker 3: costume with like the cleave out and uh, it's like

1923
01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:57,920
Speaker 3: kind of see through.

1924
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,719
Speaker 1: I'll put the picture in the chat and her point

1925
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,640
Speaker 1: is like, word, you're gonna call me.

1926
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:06,719
Speaker 3: Out, So she said, I will still quote first Wife

1927
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:10,080
Speaker 3: Wives club every single day of my life, laughing my

1928
01:36:10,240 --> 01:36:14,320
Speaker 3: ass off at beat. Midler responded on Twitter about my

1929
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,400
Speaker 3: screed on Area on the Grande. All I can say

1930
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:20,280
Speaker 3: is spoken like a reformed old horse. She does have

1931
01:36:20,400 --> 01:36:23,000
Speaker 3: a beautiful voice on a couch or off.

1932
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:24,720
Speaker 4: So they made up.

1933
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:28,120
Speaker 2: I don't like that that Midler backed off.

1934
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:31,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wanted to be like you shut your little lass.

1935
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:33,719
Speaker 2: Up, that bitch. I was an adult and it looks

1936
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:34,639
Speaker 2: like that's from a movie.

1937
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:38,479
Speaker 4: Shut your mouth, get off the couch.

1938
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:39,000
Speaker 1: Hoard that.

1939
01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:44,719
Speaker 4: Shooters funding like that Twitter would have broken, it would

1940
01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:45,280
Speaker 4: have melted.

1941
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:47,599
Speaker 1: Come back when you get real ties, bitch.

1942
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:51,880
Speaker 3: The New York Police Department training boss says, the cops

1943
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,960
Speaker 3: are gonna stop saying fucking beating people up.

1944
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:56,120
Speaker 4: So there you go.

1945
01:36:56,280 --> 01:37:01,560
Speaker 3: Man, congratulates jail shoulder. Maybe it's maybe you don't have

1946
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:03,120
Speaker 3: to move to Cleveland for a few more months.

1947
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:08,599
Speaker 4: Sweet, Yeah, how's that a fucking announcement? Hey man, We're

1948
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:10,599
Speaker 4: gonna stop beating the fuck out of you guys.

1949
01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:15,800
Speaker 2: And uh, what's great is the rapid reduction, the huge

1950
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:18,559
Speaker 2: reduction in stopping frisk. Then it actually started to take

1951
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 2: place under Bloomberg. Yes, is like at at all it's

1952
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,439
Speaker 2: super low now, and the crime rate is also at

1953
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:25,760
Speaker 2: its lowest in New York.

1954
01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:29,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, although you know they won't accept that data.

1955
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's it's out there like it's

1956
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:33,599
Speaker 2: been and it's like it's one of those things where

1957
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:38,559
Speaker 2: you go, Okay, so I guess you know, the ninety

1958
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:42,160
Speaker 2: percent of useless stops among the you know, hundreds of

1959
01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:43,920
Speaker 2: thousands really were nothing.

1960
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:48,679
Speaker 4: Corral. Don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying it's not good data.

1961
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:49,519
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, yeah, no.

1962
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:52,400
Speaker 4: The motherfucker's always got some reason that shit don't count.

1963
01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:54,639
Speaker 4: It's always a reason it doesn't matter.

1964
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:56,840
Speaker 3: It's like, uh, well, Juliana, you know this shit actually

1965
01:37:56,880 --> 01:37:59,479
Speaker 3: went down now that we don't do that. Well, you

1966
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:02,720
Speaker 3: know that's also because of the such and such. You're like, oh,

1967
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:04,960
Speaker 3: it can't just be that black people aren't criminals.

1968
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:09,320
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm so the argument I'm so tired of

1969
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:12,560
Speaker 2: and Giuliani made it was the whole we're in the

1970
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:15,719
Speaker 2: black community because there's so much violence in the black community,

1971
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:18,200
Speaker 2: like right and all, and they always they never bring

1972
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,920
Speaker 2: up black on black crime as an issue unless you're

1973
01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:23,840
Speaker 2: angry at a white cop killing a black kid. Then

1974
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:27,280
Speaker 2: they go the black people carrying people.

1975
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:29,080
Speaker 4: Who are you gonna talk about black on black crime

1976
01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:31,200
Speaker 4: as a fucking like as a defense.

1977
01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:33,280
Speaker 2: It's a defense for the white guy who can It's

1978
01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:35,640
Speaker 2: never like on its own an issue. It's always just

1979
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:37,560
Speaker 2: used as a defense, like, well, you don't care about that,

1980
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:40,200
Speaker 2: so obviously you're And I always say to people, I'm like,

1981
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:43,640
Speaker 2: first of all, it's state action. It's it's what the

1982
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:47,800
Speaker 2: state is doing to black people, and it's it's the

1983
01:38:47,920 --> 01:38:51,640
Speaker 2: idea that this has been happening repeatedly, and I don't know,

1984
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:55,840
Speaker 2: it's just it's yeah, whatever, sorry.

1985
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:56,439
Speaker 1: No, no problem.

1986
01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:00,200
Speaker 4: Let's get into our segments for the show, guys, as

1987
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:03,360
Speaker 4: we got some segments before we can wrap up. Of course,

1988
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:47,560
Speaker 4: our newest segment, The Cosby Show's right, guys, time to

1989
01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:52,120
Speaker 4: get into The Cosby Show. Karen pick a numbertween one

1990
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:54,240
Speaker 4: and ship twenty.

1991
01:39:55,479 --> 01:39:59,519
Speaker 1: Fuck goddamn, you know what we're gonna go. No, I'm

1992
01:39:59,520 --> 01:39:59,960
Speaker 1: picking up.

1993
01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:03,040
Speaker 4: Number one another.

1994
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:08,439
Speaker 3: Jane Doe reveals herself from the Bill Cosby Lawsuits, the

1995
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:12,240
Speaker 3: civil lawsuit where you know there were thirteen women back

1996
01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:15,120
Speaker 3: in the past, now some of them are coming forward.

1997
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:18,519
Speaker 4: Another one came forward.

1998
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:19,439
Speaker 1: This one.

1999
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:22,759
Speaker 4: Donna Mott singer.

2000
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 3: She's come forward as one of the twelve Jane Does

2001
01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:32,559
Speaker 3: from former Temple University athletic directors Andrea Constans two thousand

2002
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:35,200
Speaker 3: and five civil suit of Bill Cosby. She told The

2003
01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:39,360
Speaker 3: New York Post the comedian drugged and raped her in Sasolito, California,

2004
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:42,160
Speaker 3: in nineteen seventy one, when she worked as a waitress

2005
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:45,519
Speaker 3: at a jazz club. I feel guilty not telling my story.

2006
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:48,840
Speaker 3: My singers now seventy three said I'm a coward over here.

2007
01:40:49,320 --> 01:40:51,519
Speaker 4: Those women are brave. It's the least I can do.

2008
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,719
Speaker 3: I want to tell people so the victims can't be bullied,

2009
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:57,600
Speaker 3: so they can't be discredited. My singer claims to have

2010
01:40:57,720 --> 01:41:00,799
Speaker 3: been Jane Doe number eight. In the Constant case, another

2011
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:05,479
Speaker 3: of those twelve alleged j does, Christina Really, detailed her

2012
01:41:05,520 --> 01:41:10,320
Speaker 3: abused by Kazi to Philadelphia Magazine last week. Constance's case

2013
01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:12,120
Speaker 3: was settled out of court in two thousand and six.

2014
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:17,120
Speaker 3: None of the Jane Does testified. There you go, jail,

2015
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:23,679
Speaker 3: Give me a number one, third, twenty four, number four.

2016
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh.

2017
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:29,160
Speaker 3: Bill Cosey had a biography that came out at one point,

2018
01:41:30,040 --> 01:41:34,080
Speaker 3: and apparently the author the author of the book, which

2019
01:41:34,200 --> 01:41:38,960
Speaker 3: was a best seller. He's now apologizing for not pursuing

2020
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:43,080
Speaker 3: allegations that the comedian had drugged and sexually assaulted numerous women.

2021
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:46,040
Speaker 4: Seems like a pretty pretty big.

2022
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:51,080
Speaker 3: Omission for the Cosby His Life and Times got a biographer.

2023
01:41:51,160 --> 01:41:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably would never prove you letting it out.

2024
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:55,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, it was part of his life.

2025
01:41:56,880 --> 01:42:00,960
Speaker 3: It was published in September. Tweeted the Monday that he

2026
01:42:01,160 --> 01:42:04,160
Speaker 3: was wrong not to aggressively look into the chargers and

2027
01:42:04,280 --> 01:42:06,559
Speaker 3: promised to address them at the appropriate time.

2028
01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:12,240
Speaker 4: My best selling book, Right Cosby His Life, Times, His

2029
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:22,400
Speaker 4: Life in Crimes spin off Right A different rape, a

2030
01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:23,240
Speaker 4: different girl.

2031
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:28,439
Speaker 3: If true, it is true, the stories are shocking and horrible,

2032
01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:32,000
Speaker 3: wrote Whitaker, whose account was confirmed by his publishers, Simon

2033
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:35,719
Speaker 3: and Schuster. Reports about Kazi have been public knowledge for years,

2034
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:39,639
Speaker 3: but resurfaced last month after video of comedian Hannibal Birds

2035
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:44,040
Speaker 3: calling Cosby a rapist went viral. What okay, I'm not

2036
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:47,120
Speaker 3: saying he didn't call the dude a rapists, but it

2037
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:50,439
Speaker 3: was also a joke. Now not to make not that

2038
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:53,200
Speaker 3: the joke wasn't based in true, but it really is

2039
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:59,439
Speaker 3: becoming Hannibal birds walked on to a stage, had said, bills.

2040
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:05,040
Speaker 2: And gentlemen, Bill Cosby is a serial rapist. Good night.

2041
01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, think about that Philadelphia and it just walked off

2042
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:09,479
Speaker 4: the stage.

2043
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, kick this mic over.

2044
01:43:11,439 --> 01:43:15,080
Speaker 4: This is so crazy. Yeah, he didn't even know they

2045
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:16,240
Speaker 4: were recorded, all right anyway.

2046
01:43:16,720 --> 01:43:20,080
Speaker 3: With several additional women accusing Kazie of assaulting them, projects

2047
01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:22,519
Speaker 3: on NBC and Netflix have been canceled in TV Land,

2048
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:25,880
Speaker 3: deciding out to air reruns of The Kazi Show. Cosby

2049
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:30,200
Speaker 3: has issued the statement denying the accusations, and Whittaker's book

2050
01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:34,880
Speaker 3: has been widely criticized for idealizing Cosby, until recently one

2051
01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:38,280
Speaker 3: of the country's most beloved entertainers, although some critics praised it.

2052
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:42,160
Speaker 3: Upon release, Amazon dot Com included Cosby along its Best

2053
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:46,080
Speaker 3: Books of September and Top one hundred Biographies and Memoirs

2054
01:43:46,160 --> 01:43:49,599
Speaker 3: of twenty fourteen. The book includes blurbs from David Letterman,

2055
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:54,400
Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld, and Mary Tyler Moore. If I was American

2056
01:43:54,439 --> 01:43:57,280
Speaker 3: sweetheart turning the world on with a smile, then Bill

2057
01:43:57,360 --> 01:43:59,960
Speaker 3: Cosey was and still is our best man, Mary Tyler Moore,

2058
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:03,799
Speaker 3: or bro a revealing, honest look at my favorite comedian

2059
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:05,719
Speaker 3: reads a blur from Billy Crystal.

2060
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:06,920
Speaker 5: Oh.

2061
01:44:07,479 --> 01:44:08,840
Speaker 4: Now, they make it sound like all these people are

2062
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:14,640
Speaker 4: co signing rape, like they just like this stand up.

2063
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:17,599
Speaker 4: Come on, man, we all like the Cosy Show until

2064
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:22,280
Speaker 4: a week ago. I still like it. Yeah, No, you

2065
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:22,880
Speaker 4: know what I mean.

2066
01:44:23,920 --> 01:44:27,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean personally, I bought the DVDs. I feel

2067
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:30,479
Speaker 3: like it's gonna be a hot cellar. You got to

2068
01:44:30,479 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 3: get in on the ground floor these investments.

2069
01:44:32,240 --> 01:44:35,640
Speaker 4: Now, it's never gonna be a better sell. That's why

2070
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 4: I'm getting everyone for Christmas.

2071
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:41,879
Speaker 1: You can imagine look on people's faces.

2072
01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:47,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, mom, Dad, I know how much we all enjoyed

2073
01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:48,479
Speaker 4: the Cosmy Show.

2074
01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:54,120
Speaker 5: Don't need me to open that ship up hot to

2075
01:44:54,160 --> 01:44:55,559
Speaker 5: give everybody Cosmy sweat us.

2076
01:44:55,680 --> 01:44:57,800
Speaker 4: No, I kind of want to do it too.

2077
01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:01,680
Speaker 1: I find a good sales we're gonna be giving everybody.

2078
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:03,760
Speaker 4: Like Amazon's gonna be giving away for free.

2079
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right.

2080
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:16,840
Speaker 4: And then of course our other game. We're just fucking

2081
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:19,679
Speaker 4: with those black people. We're just fucking with those blacks.

2082
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:25,000
Speaker 4: We're just fucking with fucking with black peple. That's right, guys.

2083
01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:28,320
Speaker 4: Ferguson and they got a hundred. We did all that

2084
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:28,920
Speaker 4: ship earlier.

2085
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:31,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, anybody got a hundred, No need to.

2086
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:35,160
Speaker 4: Do that segment. You all got the day off, Happy Thanksgiving.

2087
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:40,080
Speaker 4: Our other game. Now that is time for some Guess

2088
01:45:40,160 --> 01:45:40,960
Speaker 4: the race.

2089
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:42,320
Speaker 6: That's right.

2090
01:45:42,439 --> 01:45:46,960
Speaker 4: This guest the race time. Now, that is time for

2091
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:51,679
Speaker 4: some guess the race. That's right, This guest the race time.

2092
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:57,040
Speaker 4: That's right. It's time for Guess the Race, the number

2093
01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:59,400
Speaker 4: one game show going across all the podcasts land. We

2094
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:02,120
Speaker 4: read a news articles from all over the globe and.

2095
01:46:02,160 --> 01:46:05,679
Speaker 3: We asked our contestants today Jl Covan from the Righteous

2096
01:46:05,720 --> 01:46:10,439
Speaker 3: Brick podcast to guess the race, and the chat room

2097
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:14,960
Speaker 3: plays along and they're racist. All right, let's go to

2098
01:46:15,080 --> 01:46:20,800
Speaker 3: this one first, Oh Florida, Son of a Bitch and

2099
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:26,280
Speaker 3: Orlando man was arrested Sunday afternoon in Gainesville after another

2100
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:29,599
Speaker 3: man claimed the man tried to rape him and steal

2101
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:32,360
Speaker 3: the money he had just withdrawn from a credit union.

2102
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:35,920
Speaker 3: What damn first of our order is important? I feel

2103
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:39,640
Speaker 3: like that didn't happen in that order. That must have

2104
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:41,920
Speaker 3: happened the other way. If he tried to rape him, right,

2105
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:44,720
Speaker 3: if it wasn't successful, because you don't go, I'm gonna

2106
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:47,160
Speaker 3: rape you. And he's like no, well, then give me

2107
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:47,599
Speaker 3: your money.

2108
01:46:47,760 --> 01:46:50,760
Speaker 4: Okay. You know had to go the other way. Give

2109
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:54,320
Speaker 4: me your money, okay, and now I want to rape you.

2110
01:46:54,479 --> 01:46:57,599
Speaker 4: What the fuck? Then get out of here. A man.

2111
01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:01,479
Speaker 3: A man told game If a police department officers he

2112
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:03,960
Speaker 3: had just withud drawn money from a walk up at

2113
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:07,640
Speaker 3: m at four twenty five pm, prime raping hours. As

2114
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:12,280
Speaker 3: Bill Cosey would say, that's when a man in a

2115
01:47:12,360 --> 01:47:14,360
Speaker 3: coojie sweater approached with a glass of tea.

2116
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:17,439
Speaker 1: And I'm just kidding and said, may don't you take

2117
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:18,160
Speaker 1: a drink.

2118
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:22,720
Speaker 4: Flip for flips, all right, you will drink the s.

2119
01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:25,640
Speaker 5: And you.

2120
01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:35,599
Speaker 4: Uh so uh uh and you walked there Honda Civic

2121
01:47:36,160 --> 01:47:39,720
Speaker 4: occupied by a man identified as fifty year old I'm

2122
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:43,400
Speaker 4: not making this up. Fuck that's p h U k

2123
01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:50,720
Speaker 4: x dot q k I e U fuck x U.

2124
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:55,479
Speaker 4: Who cooks you?

2125
01:47:57,560 --> 01:47:58,400
Speaker 1: That's sound?

2126
01:47:58,840 --> 01:48:02,240
Speaker 3: The man told for these, Q jumped out, pulled him

2127
01:48:02,240 --> 01:48:05,320
Speaker 3: into the driver's seat of the Honda, straddled him, and

2128
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:09,360
Speaker 3: tried to pull off his clothes. The man wrestled himself

2129
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,680
Speaker 3: out of the Honda, that Q tried to pull off

2130
01:48:11,720 --> 01:48:14,879
Speaker 3: his backpackage, he ran away. The report states he eventually

2131
01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:18,040
Speaker 3: broke free of Q's grass and ran to a nearby

2132
01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:23,760
Speaker 3: shopping center and yelling, yelling rapist man that you know what,

2133
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:27,559
Speaker 3: man props to him man, because I feel like, as

2134
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:31,559
Speaker 3: as progressive as I try to be, my manhood wouldn't

2135
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:34,640
Speaker 3: let me rob yell rapist, I'll probably be yelling robbers.

2136
01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:37,360
Speaker 1: Trying to rob something.

2137
01:48:39,439 --> 01:48:48,280
Speaker 6: Crime anything but rape, crime of manly manly crime, assault,

2138
01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:51,400
Speaker 6: hetero normative crime.

2139
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:55,799
Speaker 4: I would like some help, please, Why are you clutching

2140
01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:56,560
Speaker 4: your shirt like this?

2141
01:48:58,680 --> 01:49:04,240
Speaker 3: At some point, the man withdrawn a went missing. The

2142
01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:07,479
Speaker 3: report stakes police officers determined that Q had been watching

2143
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:10,120
Speaker 3: pornography in the driver's seat of the Honda with a

2144
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:12,479
Speaker 3: portable DVD player before he was accused of.

2145
01:49:12,520 --> 01:49:15,479
Speaker 4: Attacking the victim. One of it was gay horn the

2146
01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:16,599
Speaker 4: straight kind.

2147
01:49:16,479 --> 01:49:19,599
Speaker 3: Of want to know now, Q, whose name was verified

2148
01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:24,920
Speaker 3: by GPD officers, was booked into Alachua County Jail on

2149
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:27,960
Speaker 3: charges of sexual assault, kidnapping, and robbery without a weapon.

2150
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:31,000
Speaker 4: Uh guess the race of fuck Q?

2151
01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:38,839
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's gotta be gotta be Asian, all right, Let's.

2152
01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:40,160
Speaker 4: Check the chat room and see what they believe.

2153
01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:44,200
Speaker 3: I like ship and I won't shift balcony by boom

2154
01:49:44,960 --> 01:49:47,120
Speaker 3: oh that's a variation of porch monkey.

2155
01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:48,000
Speaker 2: Uh.

2156
01:49:48,479 --> 01:49:51,080
Speaker 4: Japanese porn star, complete with pixelated dick.

2157
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:55,960
Speaker 3: One who wants to show off his chopstick Asian had

2158
01:49:56,040 --> 01:50:01,000
Speaker 3: to self fluff himself like fried Rice, Asian serving dog

2159
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:01,320
Speaker 3: on the.

2160
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:08,439
Speaker 4: Weekends, Asian Jesus. Uh. The correct answer is he was Asian.

2161
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:12,200
Speaker 4: Oh wait, hold on, we got two more guess Jackie

2162
01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:15,680
Speaker 4: Rape and one who was a lady boy. What was

2163
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:16,720
Speaker 4: all these guesses so late?

2164
01:50:18,400 --> 01:50:20,040
Speaker 3: One who was a lady boy in the old country,

2165
01:50:20,080 --> 01:50:23,800
Speaker 3: Asian squinty eyed rice, belly dog eater. His name says

2166
01:50:23,840 --> 01:50:27,559
Speaker 3: everything he needs Asian for rah rah rah rah rah

2167
01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:31,000
Speaker 3: rah a form uh from a Christmas story.

2168
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:39,840
Speaker 4: Okay, one of them billionaire billions is billion nieces an

2169
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:41,400
Speaker 4: Asia and Jackie Cosby.

2170
01:50:41,439 --> 01:50:56,120
Speaker 3: All right, the correct answer is Asian and everybody got it.

2171
01:50:56,720 --> 01:50:58,760
Speaker 3: Put the picture in the chat of the guy.

2172
01:50:59,800 --> 01:50:59,880
Speaker 5: Uh.

2173
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:00,200
Speaker 4: Uh.

2174
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:04,280
Speaker 3: He looks like a dude that was definitely about taking it,

2175
01:51:04,680 --> 01:51:08,840
Speaker 3: you know. Does not look very pleased with the way

2176
01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:09,720
Speaker 3: things turned out.

2177
01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:14,720
Speaker 1: No, he does not like he would be kind of

2178
01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:16,120
Speaker 1: angry too if you got away.

2179
01:51:16,760 --> 01:51:17,839
Speaker 4: Uh. Here's one.

2180
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:24,080
Speaker 3: A Panella's park man shoots himself during an argument with

2181
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:24,679
Speaker 3: his wife.

2182
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:28,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know.

2183
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:31,080
Speaker 3: I've been there, man, You know how it is. Sometimes

2184
01:51:31,120 --> 01:51:32,559
Speaker 3: they will not shut the fuck up.

2185
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:35,960
Speaker 1: Am I right, buddy, that's the only way you got

2186
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:37,720
Speaker 1: to escape. You you you better leave.

2187
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:37,960
Speaker 2: Huh.

2188
01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:41,120
Speaker 1: You're like, fuck it, I have no other way of

2189
01:51:41,439 --> 01:51:42,599
Speaker 1: escaping this shit, bitch.

2190
01:51:43,560 --> 01:51:43,680
Speaker 4: Uh.

2191
01:51:44,160 --> 01:51:46,360
Speaker 3: He fatally shot himself in the face during the argument

2192
01:51:46,400 --> 01:51:48,840
Speaker 3: with his wife. A seventeen year old call nine one

2193
01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:52,519
Speaker 3: one just at the six am to report the shooting.

2194
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,639
Speaker 1: Damn fighting early in the morning.

2195
01:51:54,720 --> 01:51:55,599
Speaker 4: They woke up fighting.

2196
01:51:56,160 --> 01:52:01,800
Speaker 2: Did like to have press conferences at PM because things

2197
01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:04,360
Speaker 2: like this could happen if you have them early in

2198
01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:05,120
Speaker 2: the morning, and.

2199
01:52:05,160 --> 01:52:07,240
Speaker 3: Then you have to deal with the fallout the rest

2200
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:11,120
Speaker 3: of the day, correct, she told dispatches the man accidentally

2201
01:52:11,160 --> 01:52:18,840
Speaker 3: shot himself. Sergeant Ginsburger said Dennis Emery, fifty seven, was

2202
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:21,160
Speaker 3: arguing with his wife and threatened to shoot one of

2203
01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:23,920
Speaker 3: their dogs. He got out a gun, pulled the hammer

2204
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:25,920
Speaker 3: back on the revolver, and pointed it at the dog.

2205
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:29,320
Speaker 3: At some point, Emory started to release the hammer back

2206
01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:31,960
Speaker 3: to a safe position. He pointed the gun in his

2207
01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:35,479
Speaker 3: face while he was lowering the hammer, and the firearm discharge,

2208
01:52:35,479 --> 01:52:40,759
Speaker 3: striking him in the face. This fucking idiot. He accidentally

2209
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:48,600
Speaker 3: killed himself trying to threaten the dog. Wow, that's just

2210
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:49,880
Speaker 3: that's just natural selection.

2211
01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:52,120
Speaker 2: Right.

2212
01:52:52,560 --> 01:52:53,200
Speaker 4: The dog did a.

2213
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:59,439
Speaker 1: Victory day, walked away, and you know it's the dolls,

2214
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:00,680
Speaker 1: probably his blood up.

2215
01:53:01,080 --> 01:53:04,240
Speaker 2: The dog called Skuylar white and said I won.

2216
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:09,760
Speaker 4: A man gets shot answering the door, and you think

2217
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:13,439
Speaker 4: of me, I'm the one who barks.

2218
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:21,000
Speaker 3: Guysenberger says Emery never threatened anyone else with the revolver.

2219
01:53:21,680 --> 01:53:23,080
Speaker 4: No charges are expected.

2220
01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:28,240
Speaker 3: So yeah, I guess the race of mister Dennis Emery

2221
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:31,840
Speaker 3: suicide by accident.

2222
01:53:35,840 --> 01:53:40,599
Speaker 4: White with Mallett all right, shake the chat room, Barney Fife,

2223
01:53:40,680 --> 01:53:45,519
Speaker 4: white people purchasing disease distributor. It was no accident.

2224
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:48,639
Speaker 3: He subconsciously would rather kill himself than man's best friend.

2225
01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:52,920
Speaker 3: White white people do love dogs. I believe that is

2226
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:54,240
Speaker 3: what they call white power.

2227
01:53:54,439 --> 01:53:56,720
Speaker 4: White. I woke up like this. I woke up like this.

2228
01:53:57,280 --> 01:54:02,840
Speaker 3: I'm faceless, goddamn, goddamn, goddamn white cuckold who was looking

2229
01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:08,040
Speaker 3: for a way out. White black baby exterminated white and died.

2230
01:54:07,840 --> 01:54:10,080
Speaker 4: With his n RA car in his pocket.

2231
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:13,240
Speaker 2: In the back pocket.

2232
01:54:14,479 --> 01:54:17,240
Speaker 4: Was eliminated too. People are too creative. Man, The correct.

2233
01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:17,920
Speaker 4: Ash is white.

2234
01:54:24,880 --> 01:54:27,759
Speaker 2: Oh my, he's white.

2235
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:30,480
Speaker 1: But look at that hair, that hemline.

2236
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:33,040
Speaker 2: There might be something in there in his past. There

2237
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:34,840
Speaker 2: might be some color in his past.

2238
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:40,120
Speaker 4: Was knowing none of his future know that much.

2239
01:54:41,280 --> 01:54:46,240
Speaker 3: Let's do another one here, Let's see, all right, here's

2240
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:49,480
Speaker 3: one about a dad who took the law into his

2241
01:54:49,600 --> 01:54:55,680
Speaker 3: own hands after his daughter was allegedly pimped. He went

2242
01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:59,880
Speaker 3: after the pimp with a baseball bat. Sometimes you got

2243
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:01,360
Speaker 3: take the justice into your own hands.

2244
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:02,880
Speaker 4: Man. Can't blame him no.

2245
01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:07,760
Speaker 3: Memphis, Tennessee, a twelve year old girl was saved from

2246
01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:11,680
Speaker 3: prostitution by her own father. The man accused of pimping

2247
01:55:11,720 --> 01:55:14,440
Speaker 3: her out in behind bars on a rape of a

2248
01:55:14,560 --> 01:55:18,600
Speaker 3: child in trafficking charges. According to police, the young girl

2249
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:21,120
Speaker 3: was forced in the prostitution. When her dad figured out

2250
01:55:21,160 --> 01:55:23,880
Speaker 3: what she was, he went after her alleged pimped with

2251
01:55:23,960 --> 01:55:27,240
Speaker 3: a baseball bat. He's now locked up on two hundred

2252
01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:29,000
Speaker 3: thousand dollars bond, accused of holding the.

2253
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:32,800
Speaker 4: Twelve year old girl against her will. Brian Jones is

2254
01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:33,200
Speaker 4: the pimp.

2255
01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:38,320
Speaker 3: It's shocking though, when I heard he did that, said

2256
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:39,440
Speaker 3: Curtis Nelson Jr.

2257
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:40,760
Speaker 4: Who lives next door.

2258
01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:44,040
Speaker 3: He was a person, always trying to demand women around

2259
01:55:44,520 --> 01:55:45,040
Speaker 3: a stuff.

2260
01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:46,640
Speaker 4: But I didn't think he was.

2261
01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:48,560
Speaker 3: The type of person. But I guess you can't trust

2262
01:55:48,640 --> 01:55:53,320
Speaker 3: nobody out here. Wait, he was always demanding women around,

2263
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,240
Speaker 3: but I didn't think he was no pimp, all.

2264
01:55:55,240 --> 01:55:58,040
Speaker 1: Right, I would get pimped out of that. I tell

2265
01:55:58,080 --> 01:55:59,680
Speaker 1: what you do all the damn time, and I ain't.

2266
01:55:59,680 --> 01:55:59,720
Speaker 5: No.

2267
01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:02,200
Speaker 4: I thought he was just a man like the call

2268
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:04,800
Speaker 4: women bitches and make them give him money.

2269
01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:09,360
Speaker 2: Right, fucking the other guys with will fall right, Yeah,

2270
01:56:09,440 --> 01:56:12,160
Speaker 2: he didn't know. It wasn't a pimp. I just escorted

2271
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:15,280
Speaker 2: them around and they gave me a small percentage for

2272
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:16,120
Speaker 2: helping them out.

2273
01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:19,360
Speaker 4: I love that movie, by the way. It's so underrated, man.

2274
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:21,320
Speaker 2: It's got a lot of good stuff.

2275
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:24,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, Gator de Fimp was such a good fucking

2276
01:56:24,640 --> 01:56:26,440
Speaker 4: I didn't see that scene coming that.

2277
01:56:26,840 --> 01:56:28,760
Speaker 2: It was so great about it is that all of

2278
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:30,400
Speaker 2: a sudden you're like, wait a second.

2279
01:56:30,640 --> 01:56:34,520
Speaker 4: Is like when they flashed back and he was totally

2280
01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:36,680
Speaker 4: dressed different. I was like, oh my god.

2281
01:56:37,280 --> 01:56:39,920
Speaker 2: And then he's got the grilling and he's scratching his

2282
01:56:40,080 --> 01:56:40,960
Speaker 2: head with the gun.

2283
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:47,960
Speaker 3: Right, that greatness, it really is, man, Marky, mark Man.

2284
01:56:48,040 --> 01:56:49,960
Speaker 3: He did such a good job as a straight man

2285
01:56:50,040 --> 01:56:50,480
Speaker 3: in there.

2286
01:56:50,600 --> 01:56:52,280
Speaker 1: Like, that's one of his best rolls to me.

2287
01:56:52,480 --> 01:56:54,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, like, he might have kind of missed his calling.

2288
01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:57,880
Speaker 3: He should probably done more comedies when you think about it,

2289
01:56:58,120 --> 01:57:00,520
Speaker 3: probably like less action, ship or comedies.

2290
01:57:00,560 --> 01:57:04,080
Speaker 2: He's much better as even Bogie Knights is not a comedy,

2291
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:06,320
Speaker 2: but there's a lot of unintentional fun Like there's a

2292
01:57:06,360 --> 01:57:10,480
Speaker 2: lot of you know, organically funny stuff in that movie

2293
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:12,480
Speaker 2: because of who the people are, and he has.

2294
01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:15,000
Speaker 3: Great comedy timming. Man Like, I don't know why that, dude,

2295
01:57:15,280 --> 01:57:16,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the money.

2296
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:19,400
Speaker 4: What the fuck am I saying? Oh? I was like,

2297
01:57:19,440 --> 01:57:21,440
Speaker 4: I don't know why he's doing Transformers and Ship.

2298
01:57:21,520 --> 01:57:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because maybe in small doses, maybe if he did

2299
01:57:24,320 --> 01:57:27,040
Speaker 2: more comedy we'd get we'd be less impressed.

2300
01:57:27,360 --> 01:57:30,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Yeah, I still don't

2301
01:57:30,760 --> 01:57:34,640
Speaker 4: like Ted, so maybe maybe get ready for Ted too.

2302
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:37,880
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, someone that has stopped sefinitely falling.

2303
01:57:37,960 --> 01:57:38,080
Speaker 5: Man.

2304
01:57:38,680 --> 01:57:40,800
Speaker 2: I know I said this on on Twitter though, but

2305
01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:45,120
Speaker 2: I am I have turned around on that movie.

2306
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:47,760
Speaker 4: The interview, man, ah not.

2307
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:50,960
Speaker 2: The reason preview had me laughing, and you know I did.

2308
01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:55,160
Speaker 4: Not want to laugh, dude. The reason I'm shaking my

2309
01:57:55,360 --> 01:57:58,720
Speaker 4: head is because you literally tweeted that ship at the

2310
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:02,720
Speaker 4: exact time all the trailer last. Like, I don't know

2311
01:58:02,920 --> 01:58:04,880
Speaker 4: what you were watching, maybe we were watching the same

2312
01:58:04,960 --> 01:58:09,040
Speaker 4: thing or something, but you were just like, uh, hey man,

2313
01:58:09,320 --> 01:58:11,240
Speaker 4: I just turned around on this interview ship and I

2314
01:58:11,360 --> 01:58:12,920
Speaker 4: was like, fuck, he sawry too.

2315
01:58:13,360 --> 01:58:16,120
Speaker 2: Like because I was, I'm sorry, Like the first the

2316
01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:18,839
Speaker 2: idea of it and the first three I was like, oh, stop,

2317
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:22,400
Speaker 2: stop trying to be the dudes from South Park is

2318
01:58:22,480 --> 01:58:25,120
Speaker 2: what I was thinking. Then I saw the full length

2319
01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:29,600
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry. When James Frank was like, hater's gonna.

2320
01:58:29,360 --> 01:58:31,480
Speaker 4: Hate, gonna hate, I just.

2321
01:58:33,360 --> 01:58:36,520
Speaker 2: I was like, I was pissed because I was like, Ship,

2322
01:58:36,680 --> 01:58:39,360
Speaker 2: this might be this might be really funny.

2323
01:58:39,520 --> 01:58:39,720
Speaker 5: It was.

2324
01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:43,320
Speaker 3: It was the celebrity montage of interviews that did it

2325
01:58:43,400 --> 01:58:47,160
Speaker 3: for me, right, like, because that wasn't in the first trailer, but.

2326
01:58:47,240 --> 01:58:49,080
Speaker 2: When there's a much fuller trailer.

2327
01:58:49,240 --> 01:58:51,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, when they showed them douching it up and they

2328
01:58:51,560 --> 01:58:53,760
Speaker 3: totally were in on the joke, I was like, Okay,

2329
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:57,200
Speaker 3: all right, my bad fellas. Uh so I'll be seeing

2330
01:58:57,240 --> 01:59:02,560
Speaker 3: that so uh yeah, Jones, let's see Oh wait, Okay, So,

2331
01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:05,120
Speaker 3: according to the police affidavit, the girl's father struggled with

2332
01:59:05,200 --> 01:59:08,480
Speaker 3: Jones because he wouldn't let her go. Jones eventually called police,

2333
01:59:08,520 --> 01:59:10,320
Speaker 3: claiming someone was trying to lock him in a van.

2334
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:12,960
Speaker 3: Before police got to the scene, they were flagged down

2335
01:59:13,040 --> 01:59:15,560
Speaker 3: by the twelve year old girl's father. The little girl's

2336
01:59:15,640 --> 01:59:18,320
Speaker 3: dad told police Jones forced her to have sex against

2337
01:59:18,320 --> 01:59:21,600
Speaker 3: her will with several men inside his apartment. The affidavit

2338
01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:24,280
Speaker 3: of complaints says Jones told police he did allow someone

2339
01:59:24,360 --> 01:59:26,000
Speaker 3: to bring the twelve year old to his apartment.

2340
01:59:26,360 --> 01:59:28,360
Speaker 4: He also said he was aware she was of art

2341
01:59:28,360 --> 01:59:30,240
Speaker 4: of sexual activity in one of his bedrooms.

2342
01:59:31,360 --> 01:59:34,920
Speaker 3: That's such a like, you know you're a criminal when

2343
01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:37,600
Speaker 3: you admit that kind of shit, but you won't let

2344
01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:38,480
Speaker 3: him put it all together.

2345
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:40,320
Speaker 4: That's such a dumb criminal thing.

2346
01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:41,680
Speaker 1: Now.

2347
01:59:41,720 --> 01:59:43,920
Speaker 4: I knew she was a twelve year old girl in

2348
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,800
Speaker 4: my house, and I knew people was having sex somewhere

2349
01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:49,600
Speaker 4: on the property. But that don't make me a pimp.

2350
01:59:50,440 --> 01:59:54,040
Speaker 4: Like you're going straight to jail, right, Yeah, you're go. Yeah,

2351
01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:57,120
Speaker 4: don't worry. The lawyers and the jury will put that

2352
01:59:57,200 --> 01:59:57,640
Speaker 4: part together.

2353
01:59:57,680 --> 02:00:01,960
Speaker 2: For I think your accents may have tipped the game

2354
02:00:02,040 --> 02:00:02,520
Speaker 2: a little bit.

2355
02:00:02,800 --> 02:00:04,480
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's my accident for everybody.

2356
02:00:05,760 --> 02:00:08,440
Speaker 3: Even though Jones was booked into jail, the men who

2357
02:00:08,520 --> 02:00:10,880
Speaker 3: police say had sex with the girl or not yet

2358
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:14,560
Speaker 3: under arrest, Yeah, they need to catch them, Nelson said.

2359
02:00:15,160 --> 02:00:18,880
Speaker 3: Give all of them fifty plus life without the possibility

2360
02:00:18,920 --> 02:00:22,040
Speaker 3: of parole. Jones is scheduled to appear in court on

2361
02:00:22,160 --> 02:00:27,160
Speaker 3: December first. Guess the race of the pimp Brian Jones?

2362
02:00:29,160 --> 02:00:29,480
Speaker 2: Black?

2363
02:00:30,080 --> 02:00:32,520
Speaker 4: All right? J L is going black. Let's check the

2364
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:36,240
Speaker 4: chat we said, Memphis, right, Memphis, Tennessee. You know how

2365
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:36,520
Speaker 4: they do.

2366
02:00:37,880 --> 02:00:40,760
Speaker 3: My name is Joe Clark, but you could call me Batman, Black,

2367
02:00:41,920 --> 02:00:44,360
Speaker 3: Terrace Howard and hustling Flow and in every other movie

2368
02:00:44,480 --> 02:00:48,600
Speaker 3: role Papa moon Creacket not wanting to see his child's

2369
02:00:48,600 --> 02:00:50,800
Speaker 3: work go to waste. Well, I don't know the race

2370
02:00:50,840 --> 02:00:52,400
Speaker 3: of the father. I only know the race of the pimp.

2371
02:00:52,480 --> 02:00:56,200
Speaker 4: Guys. Let's see. I love the other guys. How did

2372
02:00:56,240 --> 02:00:58,080
Speaker 4: I get all the way back up here? Okay, here

2373
02:00:58,160 --> 02:00:58,280
Speaker 4: we go.

2374
02:00:59,400 --> 02:01:01,360
Speaker 2: I let the other guys that could be white, it

2375
02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:02,320
Speaker 2: could be guessing white?

2376
02:01:03,080 --> 02:01:03,360
Speaker 5: Get it?

2377
02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:08,280
Speaker 3: Pip Barry Bond's black, the Mama's boyfriend from Daddy's Girls.

2378
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:12,560
Speaker 4: Uh, And I can't see what Eliot's oh razim chat.

2379
02:01:12,640 --> 02:01:17,480
Speaker 4: There we go. So there's uh, we're oh, we're way

2380
02:01:17,560 --> 02:01:23,600
Speaker 4: up here, Moon bat Willie ge, Oh, Willy Willy g.

2381
02:01:26,320 --> 02:01:31,320
Speaker 3: Pimp Moon Cricket Supreme Thundercoon black the night. We'll accept

2382
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:34,400
Speaker 3: payment in food stands. Black black equal pimp, white equal

2383
02:01:34,480 --> 02:01:40,160
Speaker 3: human trafficker. Uh Bishop do magic stick wand Uh the

2384
02:01:40,280 --> 02:01:42,960
Speaker 3: correct answer is black.

2385
02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:54,640
Speaker 4: And let me put his picture in the chat before

2386
02:01:54,640 --> 02:02:01,160
Speaker 4: we go to the bonus round here. But uh, this

2387
02:02:01,360 --> 02:02:05,560
Speaker 4: is the pimp. I like the neighbor. He was mean

2388
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:09,440
Speaker 4: to several women's but I don't get why anyone would

2389
02:02:09,440 --> 02:02:10,200
Speaker 4: think he was a pimp.

2390
02:02:11,080 --> 02:02:13,880
Speaker 5: I mean, I've seen him smacking the bitches around, but

2391
02:02:14,000 --> 02:02:15,800
Speaker 5: why are we thinking he a pimp?

2392
02:02:15,880 --> 02:02:17,840
Speaker 4: I mean, it's getting to the point in America where

2393
02:02:17,840 --> 02:02:19,760
Speaker 4: you can't even slap a bitch no more. With our

2394
02:02:19,760 --> 02:02:22,520
Speaker 4: people thinking you're so collable, you're taking advantage of it.

2395
02:02:22,560 --> 02:02:24,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I know he would a pimp pass with

2396
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:26,720
Speaker 1: the fellows, but I had no idea he was pimp.

2397
02:02:26,880 --> 02:02:30,080
Speaker 3: I mean, damn, just because you got fish in your shoes,

2398
02:02:31,040 --> 02:02:33,520
Speaker 3: he will thank you some kind of a legal operation,

2399
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:34,600
Speaker 3: all right.

2400
02:02:35,120 --> 02:02:47,240
Speaker 4: He's about it round the port and the race, dele

2401
02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:49,840
Speaker 4: the palls and the race.

2402
02:02:50,760 --> 02:02:52,800
Speaker 3: That's right, it's double the points, double the race and

2403
02:02:52,840 --> 02:02:54,240
Speaker 3: the bonus round against the race.

2404
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:59,240
Speaker 4: So far, jail Covan is three for three. Can he

2405
02:02:59,560 --> 02:03:01,120
Speaker 4: finished on a strong note?

2406
02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:02,840
Speaker 5: No no.

2407
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:05,320
Speaker 4: Self defeats.

2408
02:03:05,960 --> 02:03:09,040
Speaker 3: An Iowa woman who was locked out of her apartment

2409
02:03:09,600 --> 02:03:12,360
Speaker 3: was soon was soon locked up in jail at The

2410
02:03:12,480 --> 02:03:15,920
Speaker 3: officers who helped her regain entry found pot, plants and

2411
02:03:16,080 --> 02:03:22,800
Speaker 3: bombs in playing View. Iowa City Police say Jalen Turner

2412
02:03:23,520 --> 02:03:27,000
Speaker 3: is charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of

2413
02:03:27,120 --> 02:03:31,240
Speaker 3: drug paraphernalia, failure to a fixed food stamp of wait,

2414
02:03:31,480 --> 02:03:34,640
Speaker 3: failure to a fixed drug tax stamp at disorderly house.

2415
02:03:35,520 --> 02:03:38,760
Speaker 4: Thissidly house. That's a crime. Shit, we need to clean.

2416
02:03:38,640 --> 02:03:40,600
Speaker 1: Up carecause we disordered.

2417
02:03:40,600 --> 02:03:42,320
Speaker 4: They did didn't put those clothes up earlier.

2418
02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:45,440
Speaker 3: To her credit, it wasn't nineteen year old Turner who

2419
02:03:45,480 --> 02:03:47,800
Speaker 3: called the police. They say she arrived to her home

2420
02:03:47,960 --> 02:03:49,880
Speaker 3: just at the midnight following a call about a woman

2421
02:03:49,920 --> 02:03:50,760
Speaker 3: banging on the window.

2422
02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:51,680
Speaker 4: That call.

2423
02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:55,040
Speaker 3: That woman, police say, turned out to be Turner. She

2424
02:03:55,240 --> 02:03:56,600
Speaker 3: was on the back of the yelling and kicking the

2425
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:59,440
Speaker 3: window when they showed up. The Iowa City Press Citizen

2426
02:03:59,560 --> 02:04:02,880
Speaker 3: report she was she told them she lost her keys.

2427
02:04:03,480 --> 02:04:06,960
Speaker 3: At some point, police claim Turner tossed a plastic deck

2428
02:04:07,040 --> 02:04:10,640
Speaker 3: table off the balcony in their direction. Nonetheless, at the

2429
02:04:10,760 --> 02:04:13,760
Speaker 3: unsuccessful late night call to the buildings management police had

2430
02:04:13,760 --> 02:04:16,480
Speaker 3: a fire crew break into our apartment there out in.

2431
02:04:16,480 --> 02:04:18,840
Speaker 4: The open, where two bombs. Police say.

2432
02:04:19,440 --> 02:04:21,960
Speaker 3: Turner then gave police consent to search her home. They

2433
02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:26,240
Speaker 3: found potted plants undergrow likes, they say. Jail record show

2434
02:04:26,360 --> 02:04:28,920
Speaker 3: she was a custody on Monday. It is unclear whether

2435
02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:32,040
Speaker 3: she has an attorney. Officials say they found a scale

2436
02:04:32,120 --> 02:04:37,320
Speaker 3: in marijuana grinders. I guess the race of Jalen Turner. Wait,

2437
02:04:37,960 --> 02:04:39,640
Speaker 3: all right, let's check the chat room and see what

2438
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:44,400
Speaker 3: they believe a race to be. Uh, give them a second.

2439
02:04:44,840 --> 02:04:48,400
Speaker 1: I bet you she was in one of those states

2440
02:04:48,400 --> 02:04:49,040
Speaker 1: where you could do that.

2441
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:52,280
Speaker 3: Now, I don't even I think it's still illegal to

2442
02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:55,880
Speaker 3: like grow it yourself and like it's still regulations. Just

2443
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:58,040
Speaker 3: because it's legal doesn't mean it's not regulated. Caring you

2444
02:04:58,120 --> 02:04:59,680
Speaker 3: get your ass tossed up talking.

2445
02:04:59,480 --> 02:05:02,040
Speaker 4: About you go buy from other people, but you can't

2446
02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:04,200
Speaker 4: go some places you can grow it, but you just

2447
02:05:04,280 --> 02:05:06,560
Speaker 4: need to know the rules. Not okay, like you can

2448
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:07,640
Speaker 4: grow a certain amounts.

2449
02:05:07,800 --> 02:05:10,360
Speaker 1: Okay, stipulations Okay.

2450
02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:12,200
Speaker 2: The more money, the more it gets legal, the more

2451
02:05:12,280 --> 02:05:14,720
Speaker 2: money that gets. What's gonna happen is big businesses will

2452
02:05:14,760 --> 02:05:18,480
Speaker 2: get into it. They will pay congress or state legislatures

2453
02:05:18,520 --> 02:05:20,560
Speaker 2: to pass laws to favor them, and then you'll be

2454
02:05:20,600 --> 02:05:23,520
Speaker 2: seeing shit like how people get arrested all the time,

2455
02:05:23,760 --> 02:05:27,320
Speaker 2: including that dude in Staten Island for selling untaxed cigarettes. Yeah,

2456
02:05:27,400 --> 02:05:29,280
Speaker 2: it'll be like that. It won't be big crime, it

2457
02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:31,440
Speaker 2: won't be big jail time, but they'll still be getting

2458
02:05:31,440 --> 02:05:35,280
Speaker 2: their their their their fines and their penalties for for

2459
02:05:35,560 --> 02:05:38,680
Speaker 2: trying to You know, once, once we becomes big enough

2460
02:05:38,760 --> 02:05:41,840
Speaker 2: for big business to become big billionaires off of it,

2461
02:05:42,440 --> 02:05:45,320
Speaker 2: they will then pay the lawmakers to make it even

2462
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:46,000
Speaker 2: better for them.

2463
02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:47,920
Speaker 4: You know, I can't wait till they go ahead.

2464
02:05:48,360 --> 02:05:50,480
Speaker 5: I said, it wouldn't surprise me if this is something

2465
02:05:50,520 --> 02:05:52,480
Speaker 5: that they wanted to do years ago, but because they

2466
02:05:52,520 --> 02:05:56,800
Speaker 5: didn't want to deal with the law part, they kind

2467
02:05:56,840 --> 02:05:59,680
Speaker 5: of left it alone. Because you fucking sell cigarettes, So

2468
02:05:59,720 --> 02:06:01,520
Speaker 5: what makes me think that you above weed?

2469
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? I just can't wait till the hippies have a conflict.

2470
02:06:05,240 --> 02:06:09,560
Speaker 3: The entrance between GMO's and GMO weed because that's gonna

2471
02:06:09,600 --> 02:06:12,480
Speaker 3: be that's gonna be good. It's like, oh no, this

2472
02:06:12,640 --> 02:06:17,560
Speaker 3: budd got GMO's, but it's so cheap. This is for

2473
02:06:17,720 --> 02:06:22,600
Speaker 3: my glaucoma. White pop mom, white high singing, looking too

2474
02:06:22,720 --> 02:06:25,560
Speaker 3: young for her age, washed up Disney star pack pack,

2475
02:06:25,640 --> 02:06:29,360
Speaker 3: white girl, one whose weed plans were hot in her

2476
02:06:29,480 --> 02:06:34,280
Speaker 3: meth lap. White cops were whitey, helpful white. If she

2477
02:06:34,520 --> 02:06:37,000
Speaker 3: were a pop star, bat Middler would take issue with

2478
02:06:37,080 --> 02:06:40,520
Speaker 3: her yelling out pop hold me down on her way

2479
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:43,600
Speaker 3: to jail. I guess that's black, blacker than the water

2480
02:06:43,680 --> 02:06:46,840
Speaker 3: that falls from Swede's hair every fortnight when he washes

2481
02:06:46,880 --> 02:06:51,640
Speaker 3: his hair under that hair wrap. Burnt fingertips white. I

2482
02:06:51,720 --> 02:06:53,720
Speaker 3: knew I couldn't do that, but I did it anyway,

2483
02:06:53,760 --> 02:06:57,200
Speaker 3: as white. Black girls prefer white owls to bonds white.

2484
02:06:57,800 --> 02:07:01,480
Speaker 3: This is uh, let's see, favorite horn category is big

2485
02:07:01,600 --> 02:07:02,760
Speaker 3: black hawk white.

2486
02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:06,320
Speaker 4: The correct answer is, first of all, I was BBC.

2487
02:07:06,520 --> 02:07:07,360
Speaker 4: No one spells it out.

2488
02:07:07,680 --> 02:07:07,800
Speaker 6: Uh.

2489
02:07:07,880 --> 02:07:22,240
Speaker 4: The correct answer is she was black. Ay, all right,

2490
02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:28,440
Speaker 4: soak it up the crowd kind Yeah, the correct answer

2491
02:07:28,760 --> 02:07:30,800
Speaker 4: was black, so some people got it.

2492
02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. The crowd can be another harsh.

2493
02:07:38,480 --> 02:07:41,560
Speaker 2: She's almost as sleepy looking as Jack's teller's son.

2494
02:07:42,440 --> 02:07:44,440
Speaker 3: Oh now, you're not gonna talk bad about able on

2495
02:07:44,520 --> 02:07:47,240
Speaker 3: my should now, Man, that's he's either the best child

2496
02:07:47,320 --> 02:07:48,760
Speaker 3: actor of all time or the worst.

2497
02:07:50,360 --> 02:07:52,960
Speaker 4: Nobody knows in between.

2498
02:07:53,120 --> 02:07:55,600
Speaker 2: He is either committed to that part or he's just

2499
02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:57,560
Speaker 2: they're just waking him up out of bed and going

2500
02:07:57,680 --> 02:07:58,600
Speaker 2: talk dude.

2501
02:07:59,120 --> 02:08:01,200
Speaker 4: I like, I'm now so curious.

2502
02:08:01,360 --> 02:08:04,040
Speaker 3: I need to see him play another role so I

2503
02:08:04,120 --> 02:08:06,480
Speaker 3: can see if he can't help it or if he's

2504
02:08:06,560 --> 02:08:08,760
Speaker 3: just like, oh no for this character. I figured that

2505
02:08:08,920 --> 02:08:11,760
Speaker 3: you know his father, he's the son of a drug addict.

2506
02:08:12,080 --> 02:08:14,680
Speaker 3: His father is in the gang, and like, I would

2507
02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:17,480
Speaker 3: love to see that kids like process and shit. That

2508
02:08:17,520 --> 02:08:20,560
Speaker 3: would be so awesome if he like really thought it

2509
02:08:20,640 --> 02:08:24,160
Speaker 3: out and shit. All right, last story, man, jail, Let's

2510
02:08:24,160 --> 02:08:28,040
Speaker 3: see if he can redeem yourself. Because you went three

2511
02:08:28,120 --> 02:08:29,680
Speaker 3: for three and you missed one.

2512
02:08:31,840 --> 02:08:32,560
Speaker 4: So here's one.

2513
02:08:32,840 --> 02:08:34,680
Speaker 3: A man is charged of putting a camera in his

2514
02:08:35,240 --> 02:08:39,520
Speaker 3: ex wife shower, but he says he was filming chickens.

2515
02:08:40,560 --> 02:08:41,320
Speaker 1: Here your shower?

2516
02:08:41,560 --> 02:08:41,840
Speaker 2: You doing?

2517
02:08:42,000 --> 02:08:42,400
Speaker 4: Washing him?

2518
02:08:42,640 --> 02:08:44,480
Speaker 3: When a woman in front of her forty one year

2519
02:08:44,520 --> 02:08:48,560
Speaker 3: old living ex boyfriend in early August about a camera

2520
02:08:48,680 --> 02:08:50,080
Speaker 3: hitting in a hole in her shower.

2521
02:08:50,720 --> 02:08:53,160
Speaker 4: He told her that he had instarted the day before.

2522
02:08:54,520 --> 02:08:58,120
Speaker 4: Terrorll T E r r I l l T e

2523
02:08:58,320 --> 02:09:00,320
Speaker 4: r R I l l Their.

2524
02:09:00,200 --> 02:09:03,800
Speaker 3: Old Frank Stots sent her a tax stating that he

2525
02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:06,240
Speaker 3: had installed a camera the previous day to watch chickens.

2526
02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:08,440
Speaker 3: He was cleaning in the bathtub and forgot to remove it.

2527
02:09:10,280 --> 02:09:15,080
Speaker 3: Stones appeared Monday in Yellowstone County Justice Court on account

2528
02:09:15,160 --> 02:09:21,839
Speaker 3: of seraph surreptitious visual observation or recordation in a residence.

2529
02:09:22,120 --> 02:09:27,080
Speaker 3: Recordation is a word didn't know that, mistermeanor sounds like

2530
02:09:27,160 --> 02:09:29,000
Speaker 3: one of the words they make up on squid billies.

2531
02:09:29,640 --> 02:09:35,400
Speaker 2: Uh mister, that's like the converse sate of recording. Like

2532
02:09:36,360 --> 02:09:38,680
Speaker 2: it's like, really, you can say recordation.

2533
02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:42,640
Speaker 3: That's like what a person that's been to prison says

2534
02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:44,920
Speaker 3: when they read at thesaurus and get out.

2535
02:09:47,000 --> 02:09:47,440
Speaker 1: This is a.

2536
02:09:49,200 --> 02:09:59,080
Speaker 2: Character coordation of the speechification. Now, my brother, the Honorable.

2537
02:09:58,760 --> 02:10:01,560
Speaker 4: Elijah Muhammad said, that's an I legal recordation.

2538
02:10:02,480 --> 02:10:05,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, so now you Muslim and you know

2539
02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:11,720
Speaker 3: words a mister a mistermeanor That carries a maximum sentence

2540
02:10:11,800 --> 02:10:12,960
Speaker 3: of six months in jail.

2541
02:10:12,800 --> 02:10:14,000
Speaker 4: And a five hundred dollars fine.

2542
02:10:14,480 --> 02:10:16,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, shout out to all the people that will

2543
02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:18,560
Speaker 3: be going to Thanksgiving tomorrow with their uncle.

2544
02:10:18,360 --> 02:10:19,160
Speaker 4: They got out of prison.

2545
02:10:19,320 --> 02:10:22,440
Speaker 3: That is using the big words now, and he's Muslim

2546
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:24,200
Speaker 3: and he won't eat any pork in front of y'all.

2547
02:10:24,760 --> 02:10:27,360
Speaker 4: Right, he gonna eat that ham with y'all when y'all

2548
02:10:27,440 --> 02:10:31,160
Speaker 4: cotch the game though, sneaking Now, you're gonna make himself

2549
02:10:31,200 --> 02:10:32,360
Speaker 4: a ham sandwich anyway.

2550
02:10:32,920 --> 02:10:33,040
Speaker 5: Uh.

2551
02:10:33,240 --> 02:10:36,400
Speaker 3: He also faces a misdemeanor criminal mister charge a legend

2552
02:10:36,440 --> 02:10:39,200
Speaker 3: he damaged the inside of a hot water heater closet

2553
02:10:39,640 --> 02:10:43,520
Speaker 3: while cutting a hole into his ex girlfriend's shower. Wow,

2554
02:10:43,640 --> 02:10:46,480
Speaker 3: so she would have caught him anyway because he fucked

2555
02:10:46,560 --> 02:10:47,320
Speaker 3: up the water heater.

2556
02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:48,720
Speaker 4: I mean that's gonna be damaged.

2557
02:10:48,800 --> 02:10:51,440
Speaker 1: Looking at walls like nobody gonna see a big ass hole.

2558
02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:51,800
Speaker 5: In the wall.

2559
02:10:52,120 --> 02:10:54,520
Speaker 3: A judge granted the woman in order of protection after

2560
02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:58,880
Speaker 3: the incident. Also faces four charges, including two felonies a legend.

2561
02:10:58,920 --> 02:11:01,800
Speaker 3: He violated that court her by contacting his ex girlfriend.

2562
02:11:02,480 --> 02:11:04,960
Speaker 3: On Monday, Justice of the Piece David A. Carter, sent

2563
02:11:05,080 --> 02:11:07,880
Speaker 3: Stokes bond at ten thousand dollars to schedule in the

2564
02:11:07,920 --> 02:11:11,360
Speaker 3: for arraignment a Yellowstone County District Court on December of

2565
02:11:11,360 --> 02:11:15,000
Speaker 3: the fifth. Deputies with the Yellowstone County Sheriff's Official I

2566
02:11:15,080 --> 02:11:19,040
Speaker 3: mean office started investigating the case on August fifth. Records

2567
02:11:19,040 --> 02:11:21,880
Speaker 3: say when the victim reported that Stots had been recording

2568
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:24,120
Speaker 3: her while she was in the shower, She said she

2569
02:11:24,200 --> 02:11:26,160
Speaker 3: had allowed Stots to live with her, even though they

2570
02:11:26,160 --> 02:11:29,200
Speaker 3: had broken up about six months earlier. The woman told

2571
02:11:29,280 --> 02:11:32,560
Speaker 3: investigator she had thrown been out of town visiting family

2572
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:35,840
Speaker 3: from July twenty to the twenty seventh. With your return,

2573
02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:38,360
Speaker 3: she knows a small hole under the soap trade in

2574
02:11:38,440 --> 02:11:42,360
Speaker 3: her shower. Now see that's where he fucked up. Why

2575
02:11:42,360 --> 02:11:44,080
Speaker 3: are you gonna put the hole in the soap trade?

2576
02:11:44,240 --> 02:11:46,160
Speaker 3: She gotta put the soap there. She's gonna notice it.

2577
02:11:46,360 --> 02:11:47,760
Speaker 4: Yes, she is stupid.

2578
02:11:48,480 --> 02:11:50,600
Speaker 1: She looked down and see a hole in your soap trade.

2579
02:11:50,640 --> 02:11:52,000
Speaker 1: You and me be like, what the fuck is that?

2580
02:11:52,360 --> 02:11:56,000
Speaker 3: Right on August fifth, and she was showering, she spotted

2581
02:11:56,040 --> 02:11:58,600
Speaker 3: the camera in a hole. She covered the lens. When

2582
02:11:58,640 --> 02:12:00,680
Speaker 3: she got out of the shower, she saw Stops walking

2583
02:12:00,720 --> 02:12:01,960
Speaker 3: away with camera equipment.

2584
02:12:03,960 --> 02:12:05,960
Speaker 1: What goddamn big did he make this hold?

2585
02:12:06,560 --> 02:12:08,840
Speaker 4: What kind of Wally Cody motherfucker is this?

2586
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:12,560
Speaker 1: He got caught right on right he would have from acme.

2587
02:12:13,480 --> 02:12:16,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm just moving this camera equipment randomly.

2588
02:12:16,960 --> 02:12:19,440
Speaker 3: UH deputy investigated the hole and found that it connected

2589
02:12:19,480 --> 02:12:21,840
Speaker 3: to a closet for a hot water heater behind the shower.

2590
02:12:22,280 --> 02:12:24,200
Speaker 4: The woman fouled for order of.

2591
02:12:24,200 --> 02:12:27,760
Speaker 3: Protection and was granted the granted it on August twenty first,

2592
02:12:28,600 --> 02:12:31,360
Speaker 3: Stots violated the order repeatedly by texting and colling his

2593
02:12:31,440 --> 02:12:33,680
Speaker 3: ex girlfriend, entering her home and taking a dog that

2594
02:12:33,840 --> 02:12:37,000
Speaker 3: was on her property. Charging document state, guess the race

2595
02:12:37,160 --> 02:12:39,920
Speaker 3: of mister Terrell Frank stops.

2596
02:12:41,960 --> 02:12:42,240
Speaker 5: He is.

2597
02:12:42,760 --> 02:12:46,200
Speaker 2: He's got to be even though Terrell. Although you said

2598
02:12:46,200 --> 02:12:48,720
Speaker 2: it's spelled a little funky t E R R I

2599
02:12:49,000 --> 02:12:54,040
Speaker 2: L L. You see, I would say the name sounds

2600
02:12:54,080 --> 02:12:56,200
Speaker 2: like he could be a wide receiver in the NFL

2601
02:12:56,760 --> 02:12:59,880
Speaker 2: by hearing it, right, But I'm going you said where's

2602
02:12:59,920 --> 02:13:02,440
Speaker 2: it's located? I think you said, did you say Yosemite

2603
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:06,720
Speaker 2: or some shit like that. It's Yellowstone, Yellowstone? Alright, I'm

2604
02:13:06,760 --> 02:13:11,600
Speaker 2: going white, all right, jail with the contray despite the

2605
02:13:11,680 --> 02:13:12,720
Speaker 2: wide receiver.

2606
02:13:12,560 --> 02:13:15,840
Speaker 4: Name says the name is black, but the crime is white.

2607
02:13:15,880 --> 02:13:19,240
Speaker 3: Let's check the chat room one with John Deere equipment

2608
02:13:19,280 --> 02:13:23,240
Speaker 3: and clothing, lots of clothing white man who is not

2609
02:13:23,760 --> 02:13:29,520
Speaker 3: used to trickeration. When rerecordifying in the showery by chickens,

2610
02:13:29,600 --> 02:13:32,240
Speaker 3: he means white meat pink to you.

2611
02:13:32,640 --> 02:13:35,640
Speaker 4: You your mama called you, mama call you Roy Jones

2612
02:13:35,640 --> 02:13:39,160
Speaker 4: because you bathe chickens. Uh so is that black? I

2613
02:13:39,200 --> 02:13:43,960
Speaker 4: don't know what race that is? Peeping tyrone black instead

2614
02:13:44,000 --> 02:13:53,320
Speaker 4: of peeping that's great. White one one who was who

2615
02:13:53,400 --> 02:13:54,240
Speaker 4: has computer.

2616
02:13:54,040 --> 02:14:00,440
Speaker 3: Programmer for the KKK is LinkedIn profoul white monster. Hey Roster,

2617
02:14:02,080 --> 02:14:04,120
Speaker 3: I think white monster would have made me laugh by

2618
02:14:04,240 --> 02:14:10,440
Speaker 3: himself Woody Allen the pre marriage years Wally white coyote.

2619
02:14:11,240 --> 02:14:14,280
Speaker 3: He should have just said, whitey coyote, you wear white

2620
02:14:15,920 --> 02:14:20,960
Speaker 3: Stokes or Stokes Stokes st O l t Z brother

2621
02:14:21,080 --> 02:14:25,000
Speaker 3: of Darren Wilson, white black name, does a crime and has.

2622
02:14:24,880 --> 02:14:26,160
Speaker 4: No regret for what he did.

2623
02:14:27,360 --> 02:14:34,400
Speaker 3: Uh, let's see, uh chicken George black quoting quality.

2624
02:14:34,560 --> 02:14:39,560
Speaker 4: All right, The correct answer is JL Covan. You got

2625
02:14:39,600 --> 02:14:52,320
Speaker 4: it right. He's a white man. And of course some

2626
02:14:52,440 --> 02:14:54,160
Speaker 4: of you guys missed it. A lot of you in black.

2627
02:15:03,040 --> 02:15:07,880
Speaker 4: That's right. Uh, you guys got it wrong, all right.

2628
02:15:08,080 --> 02:15:19,400
Speaker 4: Last segment of the show sword Ratchetness. It takes a

2629
02:15:19,440 --> 02:15:20,800
Speaker 4: while for them to get to fight over with.

2630
02:15:24,920 --> 02:15:25,120
Speaker 1: Death.

2631
02:15:26,680 --> 02:15:30,040
Speaker 4: Oh there you go. Oh damn all son of a bitch.

2632
02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:34,080
Speaker 3: Let's see what do you want to hear about a

2633
02:15:34,160 --> 02:15:39,120
Speaker 3: man stabbing his brother or a man stabbing his mama

2634
02:15:39,440 --> 02:15:39,880
Speaker 3: to death?

2635
02:15:41,680 --> 02:15:42,000
Speaker 5: Mama?

2636
02:15:42,440 --> 02:15:46,120
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to this one. This one happened

2637
02:15:46,160 --> 02:15:49,520
Speaker 3: in it like you care No Australia. I believe a

2638
02:15:49,640 --> 02:15:51,720
Speaker 3: mother pleaded with a son as he stabbed her with

2639
02:15:51,840 --> 02:15:52,640
Speaker 3: a samurai sword.

2640
02:15:52,680 --> 02:15:53,320
Speaker 4: Supreme Court.

2641
02:15:53,400 --> 02:15:56,480
Speaker 3: Here's a man accused of killing his mother with a

2642
02:15:56,520 --> 02:16:00,320
Speaker 3: samurai sword said she pleaded with him to stop Floris

2643
02:16:00,440 --> 02:16:02,720
Speaker 3: Lorenzo Jones twenty one.

2644
02:16:03,120 --> 02:16:04,120
Speaker 4: That's the race.

2645
02:16:05,000 --> 02:16:08,360
Speaker 3: Black has pleaded not guilty in Supreme Court to killing

2646
02:16:08,480 --> 02:16:13,880
Speaker 3: Roxanne Gilbert at their Glasstone home June twenty twelve. Gilbert's

2647
02:16:13,880 --> 02:16:16,000
Speaker 3: body was dumped in her own car and found the

2648
02:16:16,080 --> 02:16:19,560
Speaker 3: next day in Bushland. She had been stabbed more than

2649
02:16:19,640 --> 02:16:22,000
Speaker 3: thirty times with the blunt samurai saw it in a knife.

2650
02:16:22,880 --> 02:16:25,920
Speaker 3: Jones allegedly said the swords blade broke, so he plunged

2651
02:16:25,920 --> 02:16:28,360
Speaker 3: a snake knife into her throat to stop her breathing.

2652
02:16:28,840 --> 02:16:33,280
Speaker 4: Oh. He told police he also pierced her heart and

2653
02:16:33,400 --> 02:16:34,440
Speaker 4: he felt it deflate.

2654
02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:39,000
Speaker 3: During his opening address to the rock Campton jury Prosecutor

2655
02:16:39,040 --> 02:16:42,720
Speaker 3: Todd Fuller said Jones initially denied knowledge of his brother's death,

2656
02:16:42,760 --> 02:16:44,680
Speaker 3: but later admitted to police that he had killed her.

2657
02:16:45,160 --> 02:16:47,640
Speaker 3: A three hour recording of an interview between Jones and

2658
02:16:47,720 --> 02:16:51,480
Speaker 3: police was played to the rocky Ham Jury Rockampton Jury today.

2659
02:16:52,040 --> 02:16:54,280
Speaker 3: During the attack, Jones said to his mother, asked him.

2660
02:16:54,200 --> 02:16:54,960
Speaker 4: Why are you doing this?

2661
02:16:55,120 --> 02:16:58,800
Speaker 3: I'm your mom, he said, He replied, I'm not your son.

2662
02:17:00,400 --> 02:17:03,800
Speaker 3: Told police he had a cozy but dark relationship with

2663
02:17:03,879 --> 02:17:04,280
Speaker 3: his mom.

2664
02:17:05,200 --> 02:17:07,560
Speaker 4: Uhaship.

2665
02:17:07,840 --> 02:17:09,760
Speaker 2: It was cozy but a little dark.

2666
02:17:09,680 --> 02:17:14,840
Speaker 4: But also dark, very dark, right, They.

2667
02:17:14,920 --> 02:17:16,800
Speaker 2: Color and then tell each other how we wanted to

2668
02:17:16,879 --> 02:17:17,440
Speaker 2: kill each other.

2669
02:17:17,680 --> 02:17:21,680
Speaker 3: Think about the movie in Nebraska. He said that he

2670
02:17:21,920 --> 02:17:25,600
Speaker 3: was a year seven at school. His mother kicked him

2671
02:17:25,640 --> 02:17:28,120
Speaker 3: out of home after he expressed disgust that she was

2672
02:17:28,200 --> 02:17:32,160
Speaker 3: having sex with men for money. Gilbert said. Gilbert and

2673
02:17:32,280 --> 02:17:35,800
Speaker 3: her son were both born in Guyana, and the pair

2674
02:17:35,920 --> 02:17:39,080
Speaker 3: migrated to Australia soon at the horse's birth. She has

2675
02:17:39,160 --> 02:17:40,880
Speaker 3: two other children, a five year old board the six

2676
02:17:41,080 --> 02:17:45,120
Speaker 3: year old girl. The trivels continuing, But yeah, he killed

2677
02:17:45,160 --> 02:17:47,840
Speaker 3: his own mom with the sword and then confessed to everybody,

2678
02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:51,440
Speaker 3: Happy Thanksgiving. Here's a picture of his mom.

2679
02:17:53,520 --> 02:17:56,440
Speaker 5: If anybody show up any of y'all family function with sores,

2680
02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:57,480
Speaker 5: y'all leave immediately.

2681
02:17:57,840 --> 02:18:00,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I paid to hit it, you know,

2682
02:18:00,520 --> 02:18:03,560
Speaker 3: probably put it like, I don't know, forty five fifty

2683
02:18:03,560 --> 02:18:07,200
Speaker 3: dollars on it, so you know, maybe that's up.

2684
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:09,160
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what the problem was. She wouldn't getting had

2685
02:18:09,280 --> 02:18:12,080
Speaker 4: enough numbers. I don't know. Gotta make your kids proud.

2686
02:18:12,920 --> 02:18:13,360
Speaker 4: Make sure you.

2687
02:18:13,360 --> 02:18:16,400
Speaker 3: Guys check out Jail covin the new sketch All the

2688
02:18:16,440 --> 02:18:19,879
Speaker 3: Commissioner's Men. I feel like I have to go watch

2689
02:18:20,080 --> 02:18:22,480
Speaker 3: All the President's Men now so I can get all

2690
02:18:22,560 --> 02:18:26,119
Speaker 3: the jokes because I know I miss some, but I appreciate,

2691
02:18:26,959 --> 02:18:30,800
Speaker 3: you know, the attention to detail and looking forward to

2692
02:18:31,320 --> 02:18:32,640
Speaker 3: your next sketches as well.

2693
02:18:34,520 --> 02:18:36,640
Speaker 4: Jail, what's your next date? I know you say you

2694
02:18:36,680 --> 02:18:38,119
Speaker 4: have one coming up in December.

2695
02:18:37,879 --> 02:18:43,120
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's the mohegan Son Casino December fifth and

2696
02:18:43,320 --> 02:18:47,720
Speaker 2: sixth in Wilkes Baar, Pennsylvania. I don't know if your reach,

2697
02:18:47,840 --> 02:18:49,880
Speaker 2: your reach is good. I don't know if it's that good,

2698
02:18:49,920 --> 02:18:52,160
Speaker 2: but if it is fantastic.

2699
02:18:51,720 --> 02:18:52,840
Speaker 4: Someone's surprising him.

2700
02:18:52,879 --> 02:18:55,280
Speaker 3: Show up to the show, because that would be fucking awesome,

2701
02:18:56,760 --> 02:18:58,680
Speaker 3: just to show him how much more powerful we are

2702
02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:02,640
Speaker 3: to Adam Kroova. But make sure you guys check out

2703
02:19:02,720 --> 02:19:05,600
Speaker 3: Jail's podcast, the Righteous Prick Podcast.

2704
02:19:05,760 --> 02:19:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, good episode is up right now if anybody's you know,

2705
02:19:09,280 --> 02:19:12,520
Speaker 2: obviously plenty of people listening. So good episode this week.

2706
02:19:12,760 --> 02:19:14,720
Speaker 4: Yeah it was real good man, I was. I was,

2707
02:19:15,040 --> 02:19:17,760
Speaker 4: Like I said, I I found myself laughing at places

2708
02:19:17,800 --> 02:19:19,080
Speaker 4: where I probably shouldn't have laughed.

2709
02:19:19,120 --> 02:19:21,480
Speaker 3: But I need those laughs, you know, I think we

2710
02:19:21,600 --> 02:19:25,800
Speaker 3: all do. And follow him on Twitter at jl Covan.

2711
02:19:26,320 --> 02:19:30,360
Speaker 3: Go to his website Jailcovan dot com. Is there a

2712
02:19:30,480 --> 02:19:31,760
Speaker 3: new blog going up this week?

2713
02:19:32,600 --> 02:19:35,480
Speaker 2: I think I'm done for the week. I've been trying

2714
02:19:35,480 --> 02:19:37,520
Speaker 2: to get to two or three week, but with the job,

2715
02:19:37,600 --> 02:19:40,480
Speaker 2: I've really only been able to get up one. And

2716
02:19:40,640 --> 02:19:42,920
Speaker 2: probably no movie review this week. But also yeah, the

2717
02:19:43,000 --> 02:19:45,840
Speaker 2: YouTube channel has the sketch videos, stand up clips, and

2718
02:19:46,200 --> 02:19:49,160
Speaker 2: weekly movie reviews, but I probably won't see anything this week.

2719
02:19:49,520 --> 02:19:50,480
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, I got it.

2720
02:19:50,879 --> 02:19:55,240
Speaker 3: I always always just checked to see which movies you

2721
02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:58,280
Speaker 3: have watched, because I'm like really spoilerific, Like I don't

2722
02:19:59,280 --> 02:20:02,680
Speaker 3: like check any by his movie reviews until after I've

2723
02:20:02,720 --> 02:20:03,320
Speaker 3: seen the movie.

2724
02:20:03,640 --> 02:20:08,320
Speaker 4: Uh huh, but uh, yeah, you know I have enjoyed Interstellar, and.

2725
02:20:09,920 --> 02:20:14,840
Speaker 3: I liked Hunger Gangs, but I feel like I saw

2726
02:20:14,959 --> 02:20:18,879
Speaker 3: half a movie, right, so I can't really judge.

2727
02:20:18,800 --> 02:20:21,520
Speaker 2: Like that that I hate the way that I mean,

2728
02:20:22,000 --> 02:20:24,680
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody likes it, but the whole breaking up,

2729
02:20:24,760 --> 02:20:29,360
Speaker 2: the final part, yeah, just for extra profit. It's like, Okay,

2730
02:20:30,080 --> 02:20:33,440
Speaker 2: you made three billion on your franchise. Why I know

2731
02:20:33,640 --> 02:20:36,280
Speaker 2: four billion is better than three, but don't you want

2732
02:20:36,320 --> 02:20:39,720
Speaker 2: to like make three billion and have a great trilogy,

2733
02:20:40,080 --> 02:20:43,320
Speaker 2: right instead of four and have like a you know,

2734
02:20:43,560 --> 02:20:46,240
Speaker 2: it's just and the Hobbits the worst of them all,

2735
02:20:46,280 --> 02:20:47,200
Speaker 2: because that should have been one.

2736
02:20:47,400 --> 02:20:49,040
Speaker 4: It could have been one great movie.

2737
02:20:49,320 --> 02:20:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they've made Now I own them because I

2738
02:20:51,600 --> 02:20:53,480
Speaker 2: just want them, Like I like Lord of the Rings

2739
02:20:53,520 --> 02:20:55,720
Speaker 2: so much that like I consider them friends of Lord

2740
02:20:55,760 --> 02:20:58,600
Speaker 2: of the Rings that they're allowed in the club too.

2741
02:20:59,640 --> 02:21:04,400
Speaker 2: But three movies out of a tiny book is ridiculous, Dude.

2742
02:21:04,440 --> 02:21:08,039
Speaker 4: I refuse to buy those Blu rays because I like.

2743
02:21:08,080 --> 02:21:10,160
Speaker 2: The Dragon so much though, so I was just like,

2744
02:21:10,200 --> 02:21:12,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna enjoy this Dragon, so I gotta have them all.

2745
02:21:12,520 --> 02:21:12,600
Speaker 5: Oh.

2746
02:21:12,680 --> 02:21:15,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not doubting you for doing it, but I'm

2747
02:21:15,200 --> 02:21:17,240
Speaker 3: saying as a guy who gets a lot of Blu Rays.

2748
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:22,000
Speaker 3: I conscientiously object to what they did to that movie. Yeah,

2749
02:21:22,200 --> 02:21:24,280
Speaker 3: Like I watched the entire second movie, Like what the

2750
02:21:24,320 --> 02:21:28,160
Speaker 3: fuck did I do that for? Like there's there's like

2751
02:21:28,280 --> 02:21:30,320
Speaker 3: I didn't even read the book, and there's at least

2752
02:21:30,360 --> 02:21:31,320
Speaker 3: an hour and a half of.

2753
02:21:31,400 --> 02:21:32,440
Speaker 4: Bullshit in this movie.

2754
02:21:32,560 --> 02:21:35,720
Speaker 2: Well, let me put it this way. Gollum is in

2755
02:21:35,840 --> 02:21:39,280
Speaker 2: the first movie. Yeah, okay, And in the book, which

2756
02:21:39,360 --> 02:21:42,760
Speaker 2: is three hundred pages long, Gollum shows up at like

2757
02:21:43,000 --> 02:21:44,640
Speaker 2: page one sixty five.

2758
02:21:45,200 --> 02:21:45,480
Speaker 1: Shit.

2759
02:21:45,800 --> 02:21:49,039
Speaker 2: So that tells you how much filler and other books

2760
02:21:49,120 --> 02:21:53,200
Speaker 2: they're bringing in and other side stories they're creating. You're

2761
02:21:53,280 --> 02:21:57,760
Speaker 2: talking about halfway through the first movie. They're halfway through

2762
02:21:57,840 --> 02:22:00,760
Speaker 2: the book, which is how it should be, right, and

2763
02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:03,879
Speaker 2: then they just added six and a half hours more

2764
02:22:03,959 --> 02:22:04,560
Speaker 2: of movie.

2765
02:22:04,800 --> 02:22:07,360
Speaker 3: I knew something was up when that dragon was like

2766
02:22:08,280 --> 02:22:10,920
Speaker 3: talking so long it was running out of ship to say.

2767
02:22:11,120 --> 02:22:13,520
Speaker 4: Like at one point it was just like, so, h

2768
02:22:13,720 --> 02:22:16,360
Speaker 4: what else? What else where you guys from?

2769
02:22:16,680 --> 02:22:19,040
Speaker 2: What else is going on? What do you want to

2770
02:22:19,080 --> 02:22:19,520
Speaker 2: talk about?

2771
02:22:19,640 --> 02:22:21,640
Speaker 4: You guys from where? You guys from the shire?

2772
02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:22,880
Speaker 2: What's going on?

2773
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:24,760
Speaker 4: So with your feet? How come you guys are wearing

2774
02:22:24,879 --> 02:22:25,560
Speaker 4: shoes right here?

2775
02:22:25,640 --> 02:22:25,800
Speaker 1: Man?

2776
02:22:27,080 --> 02:22:30,400
Speaker 4: Shoes? Yeah, it was. It was not good.

2777
02:22:30,600 --> 02:22:34,000
Speaker 3: But yeah, make sure you guys check out Jail's YouTube page.

2778
02:22:34,160 --> 02:22:37,840
Speaker 4: Yes, please YouTube dot com Jail covid and yes, as.

2779
02:22:37,720 --> 02:22:40,200
Speaker 2: Always, thank you to your fans for the support, the

2780
02:22:40,440 --> 02:22:45,280
Speaker 2: very very strong, loyal, encouraging people.

2781
02:22:46,200 --> 02:22:48,240
Speaker 4: Man, you come on the show and you always kill it. Man,

2782
02:22:48,280 --> 02:22:49,680
Speaker 4: And they that's what they're responding to.

2783
02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:51,440
Speaker 1: Man, Yes, that's all you sweet.

2784
02:22:51,480 --> 02:22:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, they all they go, we like that, dude, want

2785
02:22:53,879 --> 02:22:57,320
Speaker 3: to go check them out and they go find your stuff.

2786
02:22:57,400 --> 02:22:59,680
Speaker 4: I'll have the YouTube video on the page. I'll make

2787
02:22:59,720 --> 02:23:00,640
Speaker 4: sure to think.

2788
02:23:00,640 --> 02:23:02,400
Speaker 3: I already put it on Facebook page once, but I'll

2789
02:23:02,400 --> 02:23:05,440
Speaker 3: put it on there again after the show. And uh,

2790
02:23:05,720 --> 02:23:08,520
Speaker 3: you know, like those things. Leave comments on those things, guys.

2791
02:23:08,680 --> 02:23:12,400
Speaker 3: Always helps out let people know that their workings appreciate it.

2792
02:23:12,640 --> 02:23:15,320
Speaker 1: Yes, please please do. And for those of you who

2793
02:23:15,440 --> 02:23:18,120
Speaker 1: have never seen him live, he is wonderful live. We

2794
02:23:18,240 --> 02:23:19,599
Speaker 1: had a blas.

2795
02:23:21,440 --> 02:23:21,920
Speaker 4: So much.

2796
02:23:22,120 --> 02:23:26,800
Speaker 5: We had so much fun with Nick and Reggie and Tarling,

2797
02:23:27,200 --> 02:23:28,920
Speaker 5: Taryling and Leonard.

2798
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:32,840
Speaker 3: Yep, I think I show might have Reggie wasn't there Leonard? Yeah,

2799
02:23:32,959 --> 02:23:34,120
Speaker 3: I thought you said Dick and Reggie.

2800
02:23:34,160 --> 02:23:36,039
Speaker 1: Oh if I said Nick and Reggie, my bad. They

2801
02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:37,480
Speaker 1: like a combo my bad.

2802
02:23:37,720 --> 02:23:40,280
Speaker 4: But we laughed so hard, man, like my chest hurt

2803
02:23:40,400 --> 02:23:41,119
Speaker 4: leaving that ship.

2804
02:23:41,240 --> 02:23:41,400
Speaker 5: Man.

2805
02:23:42,000 --> 02:23:43,920
Speaker 4: Yes, so so good.

2806
02:23:44,040 --> 02:23:45,840
Speaker 5: And it was funny though when we went to the show,

2807
02:23:46,720 --> 02:23:51,920
Speaker 5: uh we uh was like, who is this chick headlining?

2808
02:23:52,320 --> 02:23:54,440
Speaker 1: And all of us live at each other, like she

2809
02:23:54,600 --> 02:23:55,600
Speaker 1: better be funny.

2810
02:23:55,800 --> 02:23:56,040
Speaker 5: I know.

2811
02:23:56,200 --> 02:23:58,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, after Jail got out the stage, just like, don't

2812
02:23:59,040 --> 02:24:00,840
Speaker 4: blew it cause she's good.

2813
02:24:01,320 --> 02:24:01,760
Speaker 7: She was.

2814
02:24:02,200 --> 02:24:05,520
Speaker 4: She was real excelling. I was actually surprised, man, because

2815
02:24:06,240 --> 02:24:06,760
Speaker 4: you killed it.

2816
02:24:06,800 --> 02:24:08,880
Speaker 3: And I was just like, yeah, that's yeah, there's no

2817
02:24:09,040 --> 02:24:11,440
Speaker 3: fucking way anyone's coming on after this.

2818
02:24:11,640 --> 02:24:14,520
Speaker 4: But right, she came on, kept the same intensity and

2819
02:24:14,720 --> 02:24:15,720
Speaker 4: uh did her thing.

2820
02:24:15,879 --> 02:24:18,040
Speaker 1: Man, So yeah, she she she killed it.

2821
02:24:18,120 --> 02:24:21,400
Speaker 5: In one thing about our table, I think our table

2822
02:24:21,480 --> 02:24:24,280
Speaker 5: probably laughed the most out of everybody in there because

2823
02:24:24,280 --> 02:24:26,320
Speaker 5: I don't know if the people was just tight and

2824
02:24:26,480 --> 02:24:29,080
Speaker 5: just up to the especially not more for you, but

2825
02:24:29,200 --> 02:24:32,359
Speaker 5: for the I guess the dude to do the hosting.

2826
02:24:32,840 --> 02:24:34,600
Speaker 5: Like when he came out, Yeah, a lot of people

2827
02:24:34,720 --> 02:24:36,840
Speaker 5: looking like should we laughed, But that's.

2828
02:24:36,760 --> 02:24:39,160
Speaker 2: Always that's the toughest spot. And then he's also the

2829
02:24:39,360 --> 02:24:41,880
Speaker 2: by far, the most inexperienced of the three of us,

2830
02:24:42,000 --> 02:24:44,560
Speaker 2: and he's the first guy. So he's he's getting his

2831
02:24:44,720 --> 02:24:47,840
Speaker 2: chops and they're you know, the hosting is always the

2832
02:24:47,959 --> 02:24:50,920
Speaker 2: toughest spot I think on on on a comedy show.

2833
02:24:51,240 --> 02:24:52,560
Speaker 4: Well we had a great time, man.

2834
02:24:52,680 --> 02:24:55,320
Speaker 3: I think anybody anybody goes to see jail, you'll have

2835
02:24:55,400 --> 02:24:58,880
Speaker 3: a great time. You will, you know, and make sure

2836
02:24:58,879 --> 02:25:02,600
Speaker 3: you guys check out his albums and stuff too, because uh,

2837
02:25:02,840 --> 02:25:04,720
Speaker 3: you know, by the time number five comes out, you

2838
02:25:04,760 --> 02:25:05,920
Speaker 3: want to be all caught up, man.

2839
02:25:06,200 --> 02:25:10,440
Speaker 2: So you know, iTunes, google Play, you can if you

2840
02:25:11,000 --> 02:25:13,320
Speaker 2: I appreciate your purchasing one, but if you want to

2841
02:25:13,360 --> 02:25:16,119
Speaker 2: sample some of the stuff that all four on Spotify

2842
02:25:16,280 --> 02:25:20,000
Speaker 2: and Pandora, so you can sample one by one if

2843
02:25:20,040 --> 02:25:22,600
Speaker 2: you like that, buy one as a token of appreciation

2844
02:25:22,920 --> 02:25:23,360
Speaker 2: kind of thing.

2845
02:25:23,520 --> 02:25:26,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, it definitely helps support the podcast that he's doing.

2846
02:25:27,520 --> 02:25:29,680
Speaker 3: You know, lets people know that that work is appreciated

2847
02:25:29,920 --> 02:25:33,920
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. Man, I bought one, so uh

2848
02:25:34,200 --> 02:25:36,720
Speaker 3: you know, you gotta, you know, put your money where

2849
02:25:36,720 --> 02:25:39,760
Speaker 3: you're out. There's people thanksgiving.

2850
02:25:39,280 --> 02:25:40,400
Speaker 4: Karen, what are you thankful for?

2851
02:25:42,440 --> 02:25:47,760
Speaker 5: You? And okay, well get a show, this podcast as

2852
02:25:47,800 --> 02:25:50,360
Speaker 5: an outlet, and I thank you for the fans and

2853
02:25:50,480 --> 02:25:54,200
Speaker 5: everybody just shows us so much love and support throughout

2854
02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:58,360
Speaker 5: the year. And I guess it's a riddmity special shout

2855
02:25:58,400 --> 02:26:02,680
Speaker 5: out to all the premium customers because you guys really

2856
02:26:03,160 --> 02:26:06,920
Speaker 5: keep the boat afloat. Like you guys have supported us

2857
02:26:07,040 --> 02:26:10,080
Speaker 5: for over a year. You have allowed Roger to live

2858
02:26:10,200 --> 02:26:13,240
Speaker 5: his dream. And I've said it before and I said again,

2859
02:26:13,280 --> 02:26:16,480
Speaker 5: this is the happiest I've seen him ever.

2860
02:26:16,879 --> 02:26:20,280
Speaker 1: Like, he's just really really happy. He works hard and

2861
02:26:20,400 --> 02:26:21,279
Speaker 1: countless hours.

2862
02:26:21,360 --> 02:26:24,240
Speaker 5: He's worked more hours than he ever has in his life,

2863
02:26:24,280 --> 02:26:26,840
Speaker 5: and he's the happiest I've seen him working hard. So

2864
02:26:27,320 --> 02:26:30,560
Speaker 5: to all the premium customers, just thank you. For those

2865
02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:32,800
Speaker 5: of you just debating about it and thinking about it,

2866
02:26:32,920 --> 02:26:34,480
Speaker 5: come on the board, we welcome you.

2867
02:26:35,040 --> 02:26:36,840
Speaker 1: And for those of you that don't have the money

2868
02:26:37,720 --> 02:26:39,760
Speaker 1: to support, we thank you for tweeting.

2869
02:26:39,879 --> 02:26:42,360
Speaker 5: We thank you for posting on Facebook and Google Plus

2870
02:26:42,480 --> 02:26:44,720
Speaker 5: and just spreading the word about us in our podcast.

2871
02:26:44,840 --> 02:26:45,440
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.

2872
02:26:45,920 --> 02:26:47,840
Speaker 4: And jayl what'd you thankful for?

2873
02:26:48,000 --> 02:26:48,200
Speaker 5: Man?

2874
02:26:48,440 --> 02:26:50,120
Speaker 2: Oh? You want me to go after that? That was

2875
02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:51,879
Speaker 2: a beautiful thank you speech.

2876
02:26:52,080 --> 02:26:55,160
Speaker 4: I know, man, She's like, wow, She's like when you're

2877
02:26:56,360 --> 02:26:58,240
Speaker 4: middling for that lady?

2878
02:26:59,600 --> 02:27:04,400
Speaker 2: Now? Yeah, oh shit, what am I thankful for? I

2879
02:27:04,520 --> 02:27:07,280
Speaker 2: guess this has been a This has been an up

2880
02:27:07,320 --> 02:27:09,760
Speaker 2: and down year for me, and so I think I've

2881
02:27:09,800 --> 02:27:12,760
Speaker 2: got to thank my family because you know, when when

2882
02:27:13,280 --> 02:27:16,039
Speaker 2: shit's rough, you know, I have one of those families

2883
02:27:16,080 --> 02:27:19,480
Speaker 2: where during peacetime I always joke, I'm like, during peacetime,

2884
02:27:19,520 --> 02:27:21,000
Speaker 2: I don't really want to be around my family that

2885
02:27:21,120 --> 02:27:24,039
Speaker 2: much because they can bring me down, But when shits down,

2886
02:27:24,640 --> 02:27:27,240
Speaker 2: they're the biggest pick me up and the biggest support.

2887
02:27:27,360 --> 02:27:30,320
Speaker 2: So I'll say this year, I'm very thankful for my family.

2888
02:27:30,600 --> 02:27:31,360
Speaker 4: That's dope, man.

2889
02:27:31,640 --> 02:27:34,960
Speaker 3: And of course I'm thankful for the listeners h And

2890
02:27:35,720 --> 02:27:38,199
Speaker 3: also man, for all the people, the friends and shit.

2891
02:27:38,040 --> 02:27:41,320
Speaker 4: That we made through the Show of Friends. Yeah, the

2892
02:27:41,360 --> 02:27:46,039
Speaker 4: people who like work and podcast and all that stuff

2893
02:27:46,040 --> 02:27:47,279
Speaker 4: that we follow and respect.

2894
02:27:48,320 --> 02:27:50,640
Speaker 3: It's been cool to get to know people this way.

2895
02:27:51,560 --> 02:27:54,480
Speaker 3: It's been cool to like, you know, kind of cut

2896
02:27:54,560 --> 02:27:54,840
Speaker 3: through that.

2897
02:27:54,920 --> 02:27:58,040
Speaker 4: Bridge of ship where it's like, uh uh, you know,

2898
02:27:58,120 --> 02:28:00,240
Speaker 4: it's just the Internet. Like we've been able to kind

2899
02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:03,360
Speaker 4: of like stump a hole in that it's just the Internet. Like,

2900
02:28:03,600 --> 02:28:05,920
Speaker 4: you know, my life is real and I'm living it.

2901
02:28:07,160 --> 02:28:11,720
Speaker 3: And uh Also, man, it's been cool to like have

2902
02:28:11,959 --> 02:28:14,680
Speaker 3: people to kind of grow through, to grow all this

2903
02:28:14,760 --> 02:28:18,080
Speaker 3: shit together with because everybody's kind of investing in us,

2904
02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:21,920
Speaker 3: and uh that's awesome, and uh, you know, it's been

2905
02:28:21,959 --> 02:28:24,119
Speaker 3: cool to be an outlet for people and to also

2906
02:28:24,320 --> 02:28:28,200
Speaker 3: like receive people's you know, feedback and thoughts on the

2907
02:28:28,240 --> 02:28:31,960
Speaker 3: show and what we do. Yeah, definitely this is the

2908
02:28:32,000 --> 02:28:34,240
Speaker 3: best job I've ever had and definitely the best support

2909
02:28:34,280 --> 02:28:37,240
Speaker 3: I've ever had, because like you know, at your old job,

2910
02:28:38,080 --> 02:28:39,720
Speaker 3: when they write them checks, they don't come and tell

2911
02:28:39,720 --> 02:28:42,560
Speaker 3: you how fucking great you were that day and oh

2912
02:28:42,720 --> 02:28:44,600
Speaker 3: that was killer that thing you said the wine at

2913
02:28:44,640 --> 02:28:45,280
Speaker 3: the water cooler.

2914
02:28:45,360 --> 02:28:47,800
Speaker 4: They never do that. Ship Like, uh, this is the

2915
02:28:47,840 --> 02:28:49,920
Speaker 4: only job I've had with people, like people bring up

2916
02:28:49,920 --> 02:28:51,560
Speaker 4: shit to me and I don't even remember saying it

2917
02:28:51,680 --> 02:28:54,440
Speaker 4: because you know it was a long time ago or

2918
02:28:54,520 --> 02:28:55,440
Speaker 4: it's just like an.

2919
02:28:55,400 --> 02:28:58,680
Speaker 3: Offshoot or something. So uh yeah, I can't be uh

2920
02:28:58,920 --> 02:29:00,560
Speaker 3: can't be more thankful than I am right now.

2921
02:29:00,680 --> 02:29:00,840
Speaker 4: Man.

2922
02:29:00,959 --> 02:29:05,120
Speaker 3: So we'll talk to you guys uh Saturday for our

2923
02:29:05,160 --> 02:29:09,920
Speaker 3: feedback show and uh premium people, Balls, Deep Sports. We

2924
02:29:10,000 --> 02:29:12,320
Speaker 3: recorded that earlier today, so it's already in your feed

2925
02:29:13,600 --> 02:29:18,000
Speaker 3: and uh that's it. So until uh Saturday, Can I

2926
02:29:18,080 --> 02:29:18,320
Speaker 3: love you