1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,720 Speaker 1: How many times a week do you turn on the 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 1: has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: to contact your local dealership. 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 2: I've actually had to take my car in for that, 6 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 2: like it was. 7 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 3: An airbag thing years ago, my power spread. 8 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 2: It happens a lot. 9 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: And how many times does it have to do with 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: a faulty glove compartment? 11 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 4: None until now, because Jose poses as a supervisor at 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 4: a car dealership and he calls a guy to tell 13 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 4: him there's been some issues lately with his car's glove 14 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 4: box and. 15 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: If it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen. 16 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: I know it sounds like a great phone tap idea. 17 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,239 Speaker 2: I'm really curious where this is going to go, or 18 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 2: maybe it's super lame. Let's just listen. 19 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. 20 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 2: It's another. 21 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 3: On the twenties. 22 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealership. This is Charles. 23 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 3: It is of fun. 24 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 2: Hey, Charles, how's it going? I'm just following up in 25 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 2: our notes it says you picked up one of our 26 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 2: newer R models a couple of weeks ago. How's that 27 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 2: been for you so far? 28 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 3: So good, no complaints. 29 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 2: Is a nice ride, okay, all right, So it hasn't 30 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,119 Speaker 2: caught on. 31 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 3: Fire yet, No, it has it? 32 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 2: Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding. I mean kinda. 33 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean kind of you got You 34 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 3: can't just say kind of and then not say anything. 35 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 3: What do you mean kind of? No? 36 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 2: I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just 37 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 2: have a recall, and I have to tell you that 38 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 2: apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have 39 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 2: a defect. 40 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 3: Okay, continue, please you keep sorry. 41 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 2: I apologize. It's it's not a big deal. The glove 42 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 2: compartment just doesn't lock all the way, like it's like 43 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 2: kind of jiggles, like you know that's does mean jiggling 44 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 2: on my desk because. 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I got the reference. 46 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 2: You you Oh what a jiggle sounds like? Okay, just 47 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 2: it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open. 48 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 3: Okay, Well what you said it before? I thought it 49 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 3: was gonna be serious. 50 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 2: I even Look, if you're okay with a possibly jiggly 51 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 2: glove compartment, then you're okay with releasing us from all liability. Correct. 52 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 2: By the way, I am recording this phone call. 53 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,679 Speaker 3: If you're asking for me to release liability on the 54 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 3: shaky glove compartment. That's fine, I have zero concerns about that. 55 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 2: Okay, great, And oh the other part And by the way, 56 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 2: I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died 57 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 2: from this car model's glove compartment catching on fire. Wait 58 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 2: what Yeah, like huge explosions. You've ever seen those gender 59 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 2: reveals gone wrong on the news? 60 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 3: Wait? 61 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 2: Imagine that? But with car parts? 62 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Right now? 63 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens 64 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 2: with you. 65 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 3: No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly, 66 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 3: partially noisy glove compartment, not about Yeah. 67 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,079 Speaker 2: Well, the part that I didn't get to was that 68 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 2: it jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a bunch of 69 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 2: electrical wires through it. So if you close it a 70 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 2: little bit too hard, it literally explodes. 71 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 3: I don't like your matter of fact tone about potentially 72 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 3: me dying in this car that I just purchased. 73 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your 74 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 2: car has caught on fire yet? Do you remember that 75 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 2: the start of the conversation as one of the first things. 76 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 3: I remember, Dude, I thought you were joking so if 77 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 3: it yeah, oh, if this is real, I need for 78 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: you to fix this asat absolutely. 79 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 2: That's just going to be a nine hundred dollars charge 80 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 2: and then we will fix it. I'll take good care. 81 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 3: Nine hundred dollars. 82 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 2: Who well, remember you you just released us from liability, sir, 83 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 2: So that means you void the warranty. 84 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 3: And this is an out of pocket all right, what 85 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 3: you're doing right now is a scam. First you're recording, 86 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 3: then you're not recording, and now magically, out of thin air, 87 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 3: I have to pay a nine hundred dollars charge for 88 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 3: you to big a vehicle that you sold to me 89 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 3: that has a debate. 90 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 2: Well, technically the vehicle is great. It's just the glove 91 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 2: compartment that's deadly. 92 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 3: You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that 93 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 3: this glove compartment could explode. 94 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: I know you're upset. I am more concerned about your 95 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,919 Speaker 2: safety than anything else here. Well, why don't you just 96 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 2: be very careful. Don't touch the glove compartment in any way, 97 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 2: don't even. 98 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 3: Look at it. 99 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 2: Just avoid all the speed bumps. We did have a 100 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 2: couple of incidences where drivers were maimed in a school zone. 101 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 3: Hey, hey, it's Rod. 102 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 2: Right, how about that, you Rod phantasm? 103 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 3: How about you take this falsey glove compartment. It's stick 104 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 3: it up your and let it explode there. 105 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 2: I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand. 106 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 3: I'm sure you have. That's a why I thought it 107 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 3: was right up your alley. So first off, go to yourself. 108 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 3: Second off, get your supervisor on the phone. This is 109 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 3: this is unacceptable. 110 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 2: Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but 111 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,799 Speaker 2: he was actually in charge. 112 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 3: If you're going to say something really stupid, don't do it. 113 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say something. I'm gonna give you a fact. 114 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: Rod, So my supervisor something that's about to piss me off? 115 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 3: I already am. 116 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 2: It's not. My supervisor was in charge of fixing the 117 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 2: glove compartments, and now he's in the hospital because one 118 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 2: of them jiggled too hard and it blew up. 119 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 3: All Right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Honestly, 120 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 3: I'm not gonna drive the car. 121 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying what you're gonna say. You're gonna 122 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 2: regret this? 123 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not gonna regret anything. What brother? 124 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 4: What? 125 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 3: What? What? Rod? What could you possibly say to make 126 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 3: anything better right now. 127 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 2: My name is Jose Blano's. I work for Brick and 128 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. 129 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 3: I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling 130 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 3: right now. 131 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 2: No, okay, I'll give you more context. Look, this is 132 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: a prank phone call, and your sister Helene sent you 133 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 2: up what she wanted to play a joke on you. 134 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 2: She said, it's an awesome ride. 135 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you don't understand. I am shaking pretty much. 136 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 3: I'm shaking. 137 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 2: No, she said, you gave her a ri you just 138 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,159 Speaker 2: got your new car. You gave her ride. She absolutely 139 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 2: loves it, and she's proud of you. 140 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 3: Jealous. Oh my god. Weeke up. Every morning was Boom taps. 141 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 3: Weekday mornings are the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.