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Speaker 1: Guys, I think it is so cool that so many

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Speaker 1: people around the world are listening to our podcast.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see where.

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Speaker 3: They're from, and there's people from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free.

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Speaker 1: So if you're listening and you're from there and you.

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Speaker 3: Have a nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.

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Speaker 3: Just my own bedroom, a nice bathroom, if you have

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Speaker 1: Again again, I'm not picky.

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Speaker 3: We could tell hit me up after you the full

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Speaker 1: It's starting right now.

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Speaker 5: I just commissioned the world's tiniest statue to recognize our

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Speaker 5: new hero of the week. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 5: and today's hero showed up in Australia when a couple

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Speaker 5: were wandering along the beach and came across a message

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Speaker 5: in a bottle that had washed upon the shore.

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Speaker 6: These are always so cool, you know, It's like, oh

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Speaker 6: my gosh. Someone in England threw it into the ocean.

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Speaker 5: Back from like the eighteen hundreds. Maybe maybe there's like

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Speaker 4: What was it?

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Speaker 5: Here's the audio, I was saying, a bottle. What looks

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Speaker 7: Just what?

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Speaker 8: I open it up and see what's going on here?

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Speaker 5: First one ever, first message in a bottle.

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Speaker 2: Here lies Oh they're ashes?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 10: No, the ashes of Jeffrey.

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Speaker 11: If found, please throw a bottle into outgoing tired so

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Speaker 5: Boops, Jeffery the disappointments, and they poured it out. Is

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Speaker 5: it some sort of treasure, No, it's a dead guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely gonna wash your hands after touching the note.

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Speaker 5: Afterwards, they screwed the top back on the bottle with

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Speaker 5: let Jeffrey continue on his ocean journey.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna wash up two hours later. Yeah, but you know,

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Speaker 4: he's just going to be a cycle.

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Speaker 5: Our hero of the week is Jeffrey, the dead guy

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Speaker 5: who's still trolling people from his tiny floating bodily grave.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty good, Thank you, Jeffrey. Now let's move on

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Speaker 5: and get into the shock collar Question of the Day,

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Speaker 5: and I'm hoping digital Jake gives us some trivia in

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Speaker 5: a bottle, maybe with some ashes inside.

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Speaker 12: Well, there's some outdated skills that, for some reason, people

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Speaker 12: to navigate a road trip. Never sewing together your own clothes. Why,

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Speaker 12: but probably no skill is more outdated than reading books

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Speaker 12: National Author's Day. So even though reading has been scientifically

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Speaker 12: proven to have zero positive benefits to society, Well, I'm

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Speaker 12: still going to test your knowledge in a special one

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Speaker 12: we'll begin with Jeffrey. Jeff the most successful book turned

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Speaker 12: b Skyfall, the James Bond movie, or c Jurassic World.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Jurassic Park was my favorite book you read?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's so good.

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Speaker 13: I'm even the author of that.

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Speaker 6: Michael Crichton and Michael Crighton those books when I was

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Speaker 13: And I bet you said that too.

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Speaker 8: This is my jam, all right, Dinosaur Girl.

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Speaker 5: I saw Jurassic World when it came out in theaters,

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey went with Jurassic World. That is.

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Speaker 12: Drassic World came out in twenty fifteen. It made one

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Speaker 12: in line pays off Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Jose.

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Speaker 12: William Shakespeare's legacy survives not only in his plays like

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Speaker 12: show emotion outwardly? Which one of these is not a Shakespeare?

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Speaker 8: Frame not?

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Speaker 13: It's not a Shakespeare Okay, so.

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Speaker 6: These are so old Shakespeare.

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Speaker 9: Six like, yeah, thou shot off break if thy thought?

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Speaker 6: It's not the bottom.

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Speaker 4: It's interesting you never thought of it.

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Speaker 13: It's not snapping an ankle.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, uh, in a pickle in my sports love and

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Speaker 6: When did pickles come around? Are they eating pickles? Down

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are we pickling?

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Speaker 9: We don't know if we're pickling yet, Jake, I think

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Speaker 9: that's my answer. I'm gonna go with in a pickle.

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Speaker 12: Jose went with in a pickle. That is, break a

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Speaker 12: leg was not a Shakespeare. It is something people would

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Speaker 12: In a pickle and were your hard in the sleeve?

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Speaker 12: A a professional fortune cookie writer? B a professional bullfighter?

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Speaker 4: Well, he was like notoriously a ladies man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, did you fall for him?

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Speaker 6: Hemingway lived in Florida, right, So I don't think that

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Speaker 12: Ernest Hemingway was as sessed with bullfighting to a weird extent,

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Speaker 13: It's more of a small, weird, tiny.

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Speaker 12: Alexis which of these authors has done the highest estimated

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Speaker 12: L Stein, the writer of the Goosebumps series.

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Speaker 13: Goosebumps were like huge.

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Speaker 1: Just remake a TV show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, seven of Resurgence.

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Speaker 9: I remember like that. Those are the only books I

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Speaker 1: But Doctor Seuss has like millions of books.

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Speaker 13: I don't know, I could only list off four.

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's so many.

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Speaker 5: And the Doctor Seuss books, I feel like they were

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Speaker 6: Book except for Wherever you go or whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: Jk Rowling.

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Speaker 14: That is.

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Speaker 12: Correct and estimated six hundred million dollars in just book sales,

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Speaker 12: Doctor Sue's five hundred million and R.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Well, Brooke and Jose got their questions wrong.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to my house by flow Rider, Welcome to my.

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Speaker 9: House, baby, take control now weekend so we don't.

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Speaker 5: You go, it's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: That was poetic.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Oh see that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and that goes for this show too, Like I

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Speaker 13: So excited I'm making.

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Speaker 4: I already know he's having Prime Rip on Thursday.

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Speaker 5: He's still gonna tell us anyway. Nor do I need

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Speaker 4: Me as it affects my life?

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Speaker 13: Jeffy, I don't need it.

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Speaker 4: So you're saying, when you say, when you ask us,

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Speaker 5: Are not listening? Let's come unic kate properly when we

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Speaker 8: Coming up?

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: A study was just done that found the number one

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Speaker 5: issue in relationships is communication. I see that, and that

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Speaker 5: of his vacation happening seven months from naw, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 5: He's still gonna tell us anyway. Nor do I need

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Speaker 5: I don't need it to affect mind. This is why

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You have your

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Speaker 4: Wait, you can't lick it, or.

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Speaker 5: You can lick it and nothing bad will happen. So

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Speaker 13: We're no toxic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, can you find out what the hosts I've been

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Speaker 5: thinking about? Starting with Brook Brook? What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 4: You guys? This show ruined one of my favorite things.

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Speaker 6: I went to a big adult Halloween party over the weekend.

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Speaker 4: So I was real hungover on Sunday morning. I'll tell

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Speaker 6: And I told my kids, I said, listen, I will

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Speaker 13: So that was my moment. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: there's the one boat of like crying people. Yeah, what

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Speaker 13: I was by the end of it. But five minutes

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Speaker 5: That's a sweet story, Alexis good luck following that What's

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Speaker 3: Really shallow house party? So I dressed as Peaky Blinders

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't I tried to put the tights in the

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Speaker 5: There wasn't a no tights rules apparently, okay, but.

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Speaker 3: A few other highlights. At one point I was puking

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Speaker 3: You walked out yelling we did not hook up with

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Speaker 1: I met a huge fan of our show.

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Speaker 3: Chris just perried the platypus okay, drunk his person at

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Speaker 4: You are the person.

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Speaker 5: For us.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I enjoy our listener and I did a fake

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Speaker 5: Do we get a little example of it?

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is it? Oh yeah, I didn't say it

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Speaker 1: was good. I made it till five am.

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Speaker 1: The top ten left to the party. Whether I was

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Speaker 4: You're just having breakfast with a family that lives there.

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Speaker 1: It was a successful night.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm having an issue where every day my neighbor's

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Speaker 8: That is so.

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Speaker 5: Every day for weeks now, and I'm starting to wonder

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Speaker 5: They're like letting it go into so that it's not

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 4: He's like, you're cheating on you.

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Speaker 5: Who have you been hanging out with?

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Speaker 4: So much drama?

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Speaker 5: And I'm starting to feel guilty because clearly he's suspicious

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Speaker 4: He's gonna be on our episode of Busted soon another Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: I keep trying to tell him, like, Bagel, it's not

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Speaker 5: and that just makes him more suspicious, like, oh, why

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: I feel like you are doing something behind his back.

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Speaker 2: Even with this.

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Speaker 5: Story, I'm saying, tensions are very very high between me

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Speaker 5: and Viger right now, and I maybe have to tell

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Speaker 5: the neighbor like I would let your dog poop in

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Speaker 5: you could lock.

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Speaker 13: It up, I can help. What if I come drop

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Speaker 13: a deucee.

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Speaker 5: In your ear, I'm gonna move text in seven eight

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Speaker 5: five nine two, tell us what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: In the morning, I got a text seven eighty five

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Speaker 4: That signed look at that breed. We make it so

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Speaker 4: you and your husband don't have to talk on the commute.

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Speaker 5: Keep talking so that they don't have to Another text says,

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Speaker 5: what's been on my mind is ten years too big

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Speaker 5: of an age gap to date? Does jeff think so?

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Speaker 5: Don't care what Brooks thinks. That's from Kimberly. Jeff what

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Speaker 5: do you think ten years not big enough? You gotta

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Speaker 5: go big, seventy year age gap. You're gonna do this?

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Speaker 13: Aim high?

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Speaker 4: Where are you dating someone over one hundred of this?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I know you're going up.

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Speaker 5: Another one says, what's been on my mind? It's been

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Speaker 5: I love you.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 5: Not giving up though, Gonna keep watching her from under

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Speaker 5: just in the middle of I whispers, just.

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Speaker 13: Saying, what is going on?

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Speaker 4: Where did that come from?

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Speaker 5: Keep your text coming in seven eighty five nine to

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Speaker 5: tell us what you've been thinking about.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: You know, sometimes it's actually grandparents who have the best

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Speaker 5: relationship advice. Oh okay, I mean they're the generation you

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Speaker 6: My god, I just asked a couple to been married

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Speaker 4: They said compromise.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing. Turns always asked them what's the

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Speaker 5: are always stuff like listening to.

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Speaker 16: Each other and getting wasted on weekdays.

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Speaker 4: That would have been more helpful.

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Speaker 16: The no ball and chain can't argue if you if

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Speaker 16: you're both so loaded you passed out at four pm.

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Speaker 16: Healthy relationships younger generations, they can't commit like.

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Speaker 4: We used to alcohol org.

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Speaker 16: No, they're tossing their privates around like it's a gosh

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Speaker 16: darned baseball game at Yankee Stadi.

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Speaker 5: That's their advice, and Papa are not going to approve

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Speaker 5: of the cheating stories that our listeners are about to

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Speaker 5: That's coming up.

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Speaker 2: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live.

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Speaker 5: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could

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Speaker 5: get away with that, but now out to get busted.

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00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 5: Does your significant other treat love like the seafood sampler

454
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 5: plate at crab Shack where they can't just commit to

455
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 5: one thing. They got to try a little of this

456
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,679
Speaker 5: that they're juggled dunk in their calamari while sucking on

457
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 5: a shrimp tail and eyeballing the clam tower.

458
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 4: Wait till if.

459
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 5: That's how your ex treated your relationship, then come on

460
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 5: our show and expose them for what they really are

461
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 5: right here on this segment called Busted, I hope.

462
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 4: He gets seafood poisoning.

463
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,400
Speaker 5: We've got some listeners ready to tell us about their

464
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 5: ex's poo poop platters. We're gonna start with Lucy. Lucy,

465
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 5: tell us how you busted your significant other.

466
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 7: Okay, So my ex worked like a ridiculous early shift,

467
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 7: and at some point he started to go out and

468
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 7: get coffee before going to work every morning.

469
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 5: Weirdly suspicious.

470
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,679
Speaker 4: If he works super early, they're usually not open. Is

471
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 4: that what you're saying exactly?

472
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 7: So he was like, Oh, I found this one Starbucks

473
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 7: that's open really early.

474
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

475
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 11: So like I didn't think anything of it.

476
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 7: Okay, So then one day I had an early start too,

477
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 7: so I left I don't know, maybe like ten fifteen

478
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,640
Speaker 7: minutes after he did, and I was like, oh, I'm

479
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 7: going to go to that Starbucks and get something too.

480
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 7: But I get there and it's like, definitely appears to

481
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 7: be closed.

482
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, if there aren't at least twelve cars in front

483
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 6: of you, you know, it's I don't think what type of.

484
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 4: Day it is.

485
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 5: That's a good point.

486
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 7: So anyway, I'm about to drive off, and then I

487
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 7: passed the drive through window, and I glanced in and

488
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 7: there's my boyfriend and the parife stop making out on

489
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 7: the counter.

490
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 13: Who yeah he Starbucks.

491
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,719
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, he was indeed going to Starbucks every morning.

492
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,239
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, getting a different kind of pick me up.

493
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 7: Yeah, naturally, I freaked out. The barista did give me

494
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 7: a free drink because I.

495
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 5: Know I went a little crazy with the price of

496
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 5: the drinks there. That's worth it.

497
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 13: Girl, I'm gonna give you a couple extra punpsy.

498
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 5: I feel so bad. Oh my god, let's move on.

499
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 5: We're gonna go to Ethan. Here, Ethan, tell us how

500
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 5: you busted your significant other.

501
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 17: So I lived with my girlfriend for two years and

502
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,959
Speaker 17: while we were there, her mom would always send us

503
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 17: like care packages to the house for the holidays and

504
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 17: stuff sweet, very nice, very nice. But she always addressed

505
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 17: it to both of us. And my name is Ethan,

506
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 17: and she would always sell my name wrong and write Nathan.

507
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, my dad still calls brook Brooks ever.

508
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 4: But at least that's closer, like he's getting the whole news.

509
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 17: You know, I just figured she misheard it, or you know,

510
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 17: she had it down wrong. And we didn't really talk,

511
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 17: so I didn't ever want to correct.

512
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 6: Her, but or she hated do and it was her

513
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 6: just sly away to let you know.

514
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 13: Why would you even hate you?

515
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 14: It's possible.

516
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 17: It's possible. I did bring up to my girlfriend, you know,

517
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 17: every once in a while, and she kind of just

518
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 17: shrugged me off. So you know how my mom is

519
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 17: type of thing. Yeah, yeah, So one day her mom

520
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 17: shows up to surprise my ex girlfriend for her birthday.

521
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 4: Okay.

522
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 17: Upon opening the door, I had no idea she was

523
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 17: coming either. She sees me and goes, who's that to you?

524
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 4: To me, how did you had you never met her before?

525
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 4: I'm confused.

526
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 17: No, I had never met her. They lived far away.

527
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 6: So okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

528
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 17: Turned out my girlfriend two years I'm living with her,

529
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 17: also seeing a different guy named Nathan, and she's bringing

530
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 17: him to the family events.

531
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 6: No family, Oh god, I just tried to save you

532
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 6: from having to go.

533
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 4: To the reunions.

534
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: He even didn't get the care packages though.

535
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 5: It's brutal, man, We got time for one more. Let's

536
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 5: hear from Sydney. Sydney, tell us how you busted your

537
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 5: significant other.

538
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 18: So my boyfriend was supposed to come on a vacation

539
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 18: with my family and I and after I packed his bag,

540
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 18: I kept hearing singing noise coming from it, and I

541
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 18: noticed his Apple watch in the bag was going off

542
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 18: like crazy, giving tender notification.

543
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 9: Well maybe maybe he's on Tinder to see the girls

544
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 9: he needs to avoid.

545
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 4: Oh, make friends the single girls in his area.

546
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 9: He knows who are single, man and so many of

547
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 9: us do that.

548
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 4: That's a bummer.

549
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 18: So I call my best friend. I'm obviously crying and

550
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 18: I love her. She helps to come up with the

551
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 18: best revenge plan.

552
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 5: What do you do?

553
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 18: So we go on this trip and went on a trip.

554
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 5: This is a weird revenge plan. Well, just like Okay.

555
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 18: At one point I got his home and I sent

556
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 18: myself a screenshot of one of the tender girls that

557
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 18: he was talking to. Then went and I printed out

558
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 18: that photo in the hotel, took his passport, cut out

559
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 18: his photo and replaced it with the girl's face.

560
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Wait, you like literally cut his passport.

561
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 5: That's like serious documentation that you're messing with.

562
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 13: That's illegal.

563
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 7: I don't regret it.

564
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 4: Is he still in the other country?

565
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: Did he ever get home?

566
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 14: Yeah?

567
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 18: I mean he got home somehow eventually, but he definitely

568
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 18: had to stay there for a while by himself.

569
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 13: Yeah, and you made his trip.

570
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 4: Now you ordered lobster the entire vacation.

571
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 5: Wow, I mean that is deep revengeful.

572
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 13: Yeah.

573
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

574
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 5: Hit up our textboard seven eight five nine two. If

575
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 5: you have a funny story about how you call it

576
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 5: your ex geeting, you could be on the next edition

577
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 5: of Busted. Your photat is coming out of the.

578
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,919
Speaker 2: Next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

579
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 5: Is there any tradition more sacred than messing with a

580
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 5: bride on the week of her wedding?

581
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 4: Is a tradition?

582
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 5: At least not on our show? That's as big as

583
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 5: it gets. We've done over a dozen of these and

584
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 5: only been able to air four because the others are

585
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 5: still angry about.

586
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 4: What happens something Blue.

587
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 5: We're going to try again today, and this time we're

588
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 5: going to replace the efficient with a backup person that

589
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 5: has a bad case of dopeticulitis.

590
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 13: Is this the fifth one?

591
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 5: If you don't know what dope particulitis is, you're about

592
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 5: to hear it in your phone tap right now.

593
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 9: Hello, Is this the Cassie that's getting married this week?

594
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 13: And yes soon to Missie.

595
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 9: Yes, congratulations. First but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm

596
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 9: from efficients Oh.

597
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 19: Okay, Hi, Hi, you know look, I.

598
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 13: Know you're supposed to have Mark officiate your wedding the Saturday.

599
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 13: Is that correct?

600
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 19: Yes?

601
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 11: What's going on?

602
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 9: Well, unfortunately he had an emergency and his cat actually

603
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 9: got his tongue.

604
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 13: Sounds worse than it is.

605
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 9: He's gonna be okay, he just may may not a

606
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 9: freaking not be able to be there Saturday.

607
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yeah, he a record won't be there.

608
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 7: What are you?

609
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 19: What are you doing right now?

610
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 9: I'm trying to tell you about the replacement that we're

611
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 9: giving you.

612
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 19: No, no, it's me.

613
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 13: I'm gonna be your efficient Now.

614
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 19: What are you? What is happening?

615
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 13: Wait with me filling in for the wedding? A crick

616
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 13: of crick of what I was talking about earlier?

617
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 11: Your voice?

618
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 19: What is happening? What are you doing?

619
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 5: Oh?

620
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 13: You you heard that?

621
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 7: Yes?

622
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 19: I heard it.

623
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 9: Oh No, that that's just the thing. It's not gonna

624
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 9: affect anything. It's just a little that's what's called a frickup.

625
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 13: What's it called?

626
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 11: It's just what is that?

627
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 13: It's called doparticulitis. Have you ever heard of it?

628
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 19: No, I'm not I'm not really interested.

629
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 13: I'm not either. It's one of those things that happens

630
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 13: like once every few years.

631
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 9: It's kind of like hiccups, like musical hiccups. I get them,

632
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 9: comes in and out, maybe a day, maybe two, maybe

633
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 9: for a freak up, maybe free days and time, and

634
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 9: then it's, oh, I'm sure I'll be fine for the wedding.

635
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 13: Don't you worry?

636
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 14: Are you joking right now?

637
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 19: Because I don't want anybody joking this close to my wedding.

638
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 9: I've actually done over one hundred weddings myself, and this

639
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 9: dope ticulatest thing is so minor, and it's never ever

640
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 9: once happened during a sembe.

641
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:50,719
Speaker 2: Thing.

642
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 13: I do you need to stop?

643
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 19: Okay, you need to stop talking right now.

644
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 13: I would love to stop, stop, love and drop it.

645
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 5: I love to stop, but I can't.

646
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 19: I don't. I don't care. I don't care if this

647
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 19: is some sort of condition, or you are joking or whatever.

648
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 19: You are not officiating my wedding. We have had this

649
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 19: on the books for a very long time. Who else

650
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 19: can I talk to?

651
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 9: I have no control over what happened with Mark and

652
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 9: his cat, and I don't care. I wit a freak

653
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 9: of freaking wish it never happened.

654
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 19: Stop don't you, which is ridiculous.

655
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 5: Things never happened.

656
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 19: Put me on the phone with someone else. This is

657
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 19: me on the phone.

658
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 13: Put me on the phone. Put me on the phone.

659
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 19: What are you doing? You understand that my wedding is

660
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 19: this weekend. Okay. I can't have somebody breaking out into

661
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 19: a song, a rap.

662
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 20: Whatever the hell you are.

663
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 19: Doing is not okay. So we need to fix the

664
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 19: problem right now.

665
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 9: Okay, I hear you. It's your wedding. I want to

666
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 9: help you with whatever you want. And did you hear that?

667
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 9: By the way, I just went five seconds without doing fuff.

668
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 7: I don't care.

669
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 8: I don't care.

670
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 13: Stope, she doesn't care.

671
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 11: I'm hanging up the phone.

672
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 9: No, your bridesmaid, Candace would hate it if you hung

673
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 9: up right now, old break phone call. What Yeah, I'm

674
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 9: her favorite DJ, well radio DJ, but not like my god.

675
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 17: I mean right now, this is actually Jose from Brick

676
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 17: and Jeffrey in the morning.

677
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you.

678
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 19: Oh my god, oh my god.

679
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 5: And I don't care how much you hate me.

680
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 8: Brick it down.

681
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 5: I love you, Jeffrey.

682
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: The weak up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

683
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 2: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

684
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 5: On a first hangout with a potential partner, is it

685
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 5: a good idea to go back and forth sharing stories

686
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 5: about the worst dates you've been on before?

687
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 4: How many do you have in the double digits? Maybe

688
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 4: it's a little too much.

689
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 5: Some people might say it's good to commiserate and bond

690
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 5: over how horrible the dating pool is right now. Others

691
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 5: might say, what's weird about a casket date? How do

692
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 5: you get to know someone if you're not physically close

693
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 5: to them inside of a tiny, locked, wooden box.

694
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 4: Oh, you're in there together.

695
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: Well.

696
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 5: One of our listeners was exchanging worst date stories with

697
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 5: a woman the other night, and now he's thinking maybe

698
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 5: it could be the reason that she's ghosted him ever since.

699
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date update.

700
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 5: Right after this second date update, we got an email

701
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 5: from a guy wanting a second date update who says

702
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 5: he thinks he's finally cracked the dating matrix. Oh wow,

703
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 5: I have no idea what that means.

704
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 6: If this has to do it, have someone taken a

705
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 6: blue pill instead of the pill?

706
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be upset.

707
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 8: I'm just taking.

708
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,479
Speaker 5: Reeves is on the phone right now asking us to

709
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 5: help him with his love life.

710
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's difficult for him.

711
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 13: Taking the Little Blue Pill wants to know? Is that you?

712
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 14: Hey, hey, oh.

713
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: Not quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll take you.

714
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 13: Probably wouldn't said more than one word.

715
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 14: I can't live up.

716
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 5: Okay, Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed. I

717
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 5: don't know. Maybe Kana will call in later, but tell

718
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 5: us about this. Uh, what's this dating matrix thing that

719
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 5: you've cracked? What does that mean?

720
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 14: My friends and I came up with this is this

721
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 14: kind of prospective thing you know where?

722
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 5: Say that again? What it's like a tripecta?

723
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 14: Okay, so there's three points that women can have. You

724
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 14: can only have two, never the third.

725
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 13: I've seen this is brilliant.

726
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: I don't get it. What kind of points? What does

727
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 4: that mean?

728
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 14: So they can be hot, they can be sane, or

729
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 14: they can be single. They can be hot insane, but

730
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 14: then they're not single.

731
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, it's perfect. They can be sane and single,

732
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 4: but then they won't be hot.

733
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 5: Okay, you can only have two of the three points.

734
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 6: That works for men too. I don't think that it's

735
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 6: just a women exclusion there.

736
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, look over here, Brook, Hello, the trifecta right in

737
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 5: front of you.

738
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well you're not very saying though, are you any

739
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 13: of the three points?

740
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 5: Jeff?

741
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 4: I so I appreciate stepped up for the rest of

742
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 4: the team.

743
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 5: I opened myself up to that.

744
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 13: Sorry, I'm sorry.

745
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 5: All right. Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.

746
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 5: You think that you found a girl who's all three.

747
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 14: Well, I definitely hope she's all three like she is.

748
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 6: Okay, now, just real quick before we learn about her,

749
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 6: are you able to offer all three?

750
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 14: I like to think I do.

751
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but Jeff, make sense?

752
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

753
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah?

754
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 5: So what's her name?

755
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 14: Tara?

756
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 5: Tara Tara?

757
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 4: Okay, where'd you meet her? Oh?

758
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 14: We went on a dating app.

759
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 6: Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?

760
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 14: No? Not bio?

761
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 13: Probably offend people, Probably not the right way to lure people.

762
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 4: People do all sorts of weird things on the.

763
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 13: Wouldn't be like shocking?

764
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, you would know, Brooke, I guess. Anyway, tell us

765
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 5: more about Tara. Would you like about her?

766
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 14: She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems

767
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 14: down to earth.

768
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you guys do on your date?

769
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 14: We went to a bar hatch and drinks, and we

770
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 14: mostly told bad dating stories that we've had bonding over.

771
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 13: Like the bad dating stories is good.

772
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 6: But don't you think it gets to a point in

773
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 6: that conversation where it just it's a little tiresome, like

774
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 6: almost like it like, how.

775
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 4: Many stories do you have?

776
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 6: I feel like maybe the common denominator is you the

777
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 6: last stories.

778
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 13: In one day, all we talked about was bad dates.

779
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 5: Do you remember any stories?

780
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 2: Uh?

781
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 14: She told me about this first date she went on

782
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 14: where the guy she's going out with brought his mom

783
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 14: with him.

784
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 6: Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.

785
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 14: And he introduced her as his girlfriend mom, not.

786
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 13: The mom he introduced the new girl to Tara.

787
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, he introduced as his girlfriend mom.

788
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 5: Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like

789
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 5: it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.

790
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 4: It's pretty bad.

791
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 6: Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom, you're I know your

792
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 6: mom wants to come.

793
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna make.

794
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 13: About my mom. But she thinks any girl that talks

795
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 13: to me is my girlfriend girlfriend. No, mom, that's just

796
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 13: a friend.

797
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 5: What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?

798
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 14: Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,

799
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 14: so I tried to tell them her one of my

800
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 14: roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just

801
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 14: lying there and he insisted on taking it home with them.

802
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 5: A lot of it's a lot trying to take home

803
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 5: a wild possum.

804
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, how was your night last night? Well, I

805
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 4: took home a wild possum?

806
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 13: Was high five and nice.

807
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally to get away. So okay, that sounds fun

808
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 5: like bonding over the stuff like that. It is kind of.

809
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 13: Sad that you don't have that bad of a dating story.

810
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I meant, you know, this is right?

811
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 13: That is good overall.

812
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 4: There any bad moments in the date, It.

813
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 14: Really didn't feel like there were. There wasn't a lull

814
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,479
Speaker 14: in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It didn't

815
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 14: end with a kiss or.

816
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 5: Anything, but you know, okay, so how did you leave it?

817
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 2: Uh?

818
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 14: I asked if I could see her again, and she

819
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 14: said yeah, sure, But every time I try to text her,

820
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 14: she gets she says she's busy here.

821
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 13: I'm surprised the possible story didn't get her all.

822
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, sure, you can see me again. Sure, yes, because.

823
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 3: The trifecta, the same part is pretty easy to hide

824
00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 3: the first.

825
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 13: The third part come up for years.

826
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 4: Yeah for that.

827
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 6: The single part is actually pretty high.

828
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 5: But that is why he said that it was hopeful

829
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 5: that she was all three things of the dating matrix triangle.

830
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 5: Maybe we can. When we come back, we're gonna call

831
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 5: Tara for you and try and get you your second

832
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 5: date update right after this. All right, right, hold on

833
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 5: second date update. We're about to find out if the

834
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 5: dating matrix can actually be broken. Wow, because we learned

835
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 5: about it in the first part from our listener Evan. Apparently,

836
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 5: it works kind of like a triangle where there's three

837
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 5: qualities about a person. They're hot, they're sane, they're single.

838
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 5: But the rule is you can only have two of them. Yes,

839
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 5: if you're hot and sane, then you're probably not single.

840
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 5: If you're hot and single, you're probably not saying. If

841
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 5: you're saying and single, then you're probably not hot. Yes,

842
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 5: times you have all three, I'm.

843
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 13: Just saying has none of them. We've gone over this,

844
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 13: so it's still kind of an honor.

845
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 2: Hey.

846
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, breaking it down is really depressing internally in the room.

847
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, there's no good look in any of

848
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 6: those combinations.

849
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 5: Finding more and more reasons every day to give up

850
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 5: and move to Columbia to find the me. But Evan,

851
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 5: Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and

852
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 5: be all three qualities all at once. They're about to

853
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 5: call her and find out. Yeah, we'll see.

854
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 6: Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not

855
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 6: calling him back.

856
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know of him.

857
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 13: She's not perfect, she's not good at texting back home.

858
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 5: We're going to find out the reason you're ready to

859
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 5: do this, Evan, I'm already.

860
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 6: If this doesn't work out, are you gonna like give

861
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 6: up on dating altogether? Like this is the last chance,

862
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 6: ditch effort to find the perfect girl.

863
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 14: I mean it depends, you know. If she's not single,

864
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 14: then yeah, I'll keep going.

865
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.

866
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 5: But if she's not hot, that'd be a weird one

867
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 5: to find out after the day. But okay, yeah, weird. Yeah,

868
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 5: what's fine out here? We go? Hello, Hey, we're looking

869
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 5: for Tara. Hi, yad, this is she okay perfect? My

870
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 5: name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

871
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 5: in the morning.

872
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 4: The whole show's here, Tara. We're excited to have you on.

873
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 5: That's the shows.

874
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:31,919
Speaker 11: What show?

875
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 10: I'm sorry from where it's a radio show, Okay, I wed.

876
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little weird, but we do this segment

877
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 5: called a second Date Update, and we're trying to help

878
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 5: out one of our listeners score another meet up with you.

879
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 10: Okay, my goodness, who is it?

880
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 14: Oh?

881
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for a

882
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 5: long time. But maybe I'll just tell you. His name's Evan.

883
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 4: She's like, do we get to know? Yes, yes, you

884
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 4: get to know. You remember Evan?

885
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 10: Oh my god, yes I do.

886
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 5: We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going

887
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 5: to a bar and having drinks and having it seemed

888
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 5: like a good night.

889
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 15: Yeah.

890
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 6: He said, you guys commiserated over all your bad dating experiences, right.

891
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, yes, yeah we did. That's kind of

892
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 10: the reason why I just cannot get over what happened.

893
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 10: I'm really honestly, you just embarrassed.

894
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 11: What kind of annoyed?

895
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 4: Wait, embarrassed and annoyed?

896
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

897
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 4: He said he couldn't think of one thing that went

898
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 4: wrong of the date.

899
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 10: Oh gosh, I mean I probably doing my best to

900
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 10: like just hold it in and not let it show

901
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 10: up my face.

902
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what happened? Do you mind telling us?

903
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,959
Speaker 10: Yeah? It just it just really sucks because I felt

904
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 10: like we had a good connection. And then I got

905
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 10: awkward because as we were sharing our worst funny date

906
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 10: stories and it was like going really well. I told

907
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 10: the story about how I went on a date with

908
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 10: this guy and he brought his mom along.

909
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said that. He told you a story about

910
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 4: his roommate.

911
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 10: Right, so, yeah, that story about his roommate, how his

912
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 10: roommate took a girl out for drinks and they were

913
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 10: like really tipsy and they were walking over a bridge.

914
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 10: He kind of got the story a little bit wrong.

915
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: How would he get this story wrong? How do you

916
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 4: know the story.

917
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 10: Because the girl? So, the girl tried to bring home

918
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 10: the possum in her purse. Right, And as I'm hearing

919
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 10: this story in my like drunken like catalog of a

920
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 10: brain I'm going through and I'm like, oh my god,

921
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 10: that girl was me.

922
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 5: You're possible girl.

923
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 10: I'm the girl.

924
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 13: He uses your.

925
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 5: Story has the worst possible date that somebody's ever been on.

926
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 6: Oh my god, so you dated his roommate for a

927
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 6: hot like you went on one date with his roommate.

928
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 20: We went on one day and I wasn't even trying

929
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 20: to bring the possum home.

930
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 10: I was trying.

931
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 20: To dig in my purse, like in my drinking state.

932
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 20: So like, you try to give it some food to

933
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 20: maybe give it some life back.

934
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 13: Or did you one second.

935
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 5: When you realized that it was about you, did you

936
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 5: tell Evan like anything.

937
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 10: No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.

938
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 6: I was like, Wow, I'm never talking to this guy,

939
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 6: like you didn't want to talk to him again because

940
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 6: he thinks you're a horrible dater, or because you dated

941
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 6: his roommate a little mix of.

942
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 13: Bowl both, just both.

943
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 20: I was like, and then and to think also too

944
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 20: that his like roommate was kind of.

945
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 10: Exaggerating the story. So I'm like, wait, I don't want

946
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 10: to like kind of, you know, put them in a

947
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 10: weird situation. But then this is it weird that I

948
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 10: went on a date with his roommate.

949
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 5: First, Well, now's your chance to finally set the record

950
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 5: straight and get the story with Evan, because he's actually

951
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 5: on the other line, and you could tell him all the.

952
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 14: Sarah, my god, that's good, that's good.

953
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 17: Sure, possi girl.

954
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I like to have my face to

955
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 10: my palm.

956
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 11: Literally, that was me.

957
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 20: Yeah, it was.

958
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 10: The story was a.

959
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 20: Little off, and I didn't want to like correct you

960
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 20: right then and there because I was just so mortified.

961
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 10: But that was me.

962
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you have any idea, Evan?

963
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 14: No, I had no idea. She has a great poker face.

964
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 14: I had no idea.

965
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 13: That girl sounds awful.

966
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 5: So Tara, what part of the story wasn't right?

967
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 11: Well?

968
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 5: Part did the make it wrong?

969
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 20: So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring the.

970
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 10: Possim home in my purse. I was definitely not going

971
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 10: to bring the possum in my purse. I didn't want

972
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 10: to touch it. I just simply bent down by it

973
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 10: to try to feed it my leftover like I don't

974
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 10: know if it was trail mixed or granola. I don't

975
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 10: know what I had in my first It didn't.

976
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 4: Attack you, like, don't go near injured animals.

977
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 5: She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum. She was

978
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 5: trying to nurse it. Oh my gosh, does that make

979
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 5: you look at her differently, Evan.

980
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 14: I mean, yeah, if that's true, then yeah, it's a

981
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 14: really different story.

982
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 17: People.

983
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 14: I trust my roommates on this thing. He said, after

984
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 14: he had it in your purse, you started walking it

985
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 14: back home.

986
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: Her story makes more Yeah, but more fun at a party.

987
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 6: You're going to tell the story at a party, it's

988
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 6: way more fun to like, Tara was.

989
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 5: Actually trying to help the possum. If it was Brooks,

990
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 5: you would have tried to cook it right down on

991
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 5: the side of the road.

992
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 4: Possum taste like chicken.

993
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, maybe would have bit right into it uncooked.

994
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 9: Brook actually has a roadkill us for these situations.

995
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 4: That'd be so amazing.

996
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 8: Tara.

997
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 5: I mean it looks like maybe you should have said something.

998
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 5: You should have spoken up when Evan got the story wrong.

999
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh gosh, I mean I guess, but I really

1000
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 10: couldn't get over the fact that I just was frozen,

1001
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 10: like oh no, oh no, oh no, like shinking in

1002
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 10: my seat.

1003
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 11: Like this is me.

1004
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 10: He's talking about me.

1005
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1006
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 13: You don't know how he's going to react. Dude, what

1007
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 13: do you think about this?

1008
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 14: Looking back on it now, it's kind of funny. She

1009
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 14: just kept saying how horrible it sounded.

1010
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 4: Well, she meant it. It sounded horrible, but just not in

1011
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 4: this way.

1012
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 6: You thought, Yeah, this is horrible that I'm even listening

1013
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 6: to you retell this.

1014
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 5: And I mean, now that we've kind of come to

1015
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 5: an understanding here, maybe there is actually a path forward

1016
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 5: for the two of you. And we'd like to offer

1017
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 5: to send you on a second date Tara with some girls. Yeah,

1018
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 5: we'd love to give you another shot with Evan, and

1019
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 5: we'd pay for that date. You guys can go out

1020
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 5: somewhere and nurse another, like sick injured animal back to

1021
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 5: health together.

1022
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 10: I mean, I would love to go ash again. And

1023
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 10: now that I'm kind of just trying to get over

1024
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 10: being so mortified over this whole thing, Okay, Yeah, now that.

1025
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 14: I know the entire story, I really cannot wait to

1026
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 14: go out again, and I really cannot wait to sell

1027
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 14: my roommate about this man.

1028
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 5: So you are going to tell him then, because we

1029
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 5: could do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call. That's

1030
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 5: a dating possum girl, Now, I.

1031
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 6: Think we would just hear two dudes laughing.

1032
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, sure, you give her a stuffed possum on

1033
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 9: your first date.

1034
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 13: As a president.

1035
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 4: Okay, one with the stuffing pulled.

1036
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 6: Out of it.

1037
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, So congratulations you guys.

1038
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 15: You got a second date, all right, and the matrix

1039
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 15: is still intact.

1040
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, sort of in the morning. I think it is

1041
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 5: good that they agreed to go out on another date.

1042
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 5: But you know what, I can't stop thinking about. I

1043
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 5: couldn't something about it the.

1044
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 4: Entire time as me.

1045
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 5: I don't think so. It's when someone in the room

1046
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 5: said the dating matrix applies to guys too. Oh yeah,

1047
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 5: I don't think that's true.

1048
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, you don't. Don't hear a lot of.

1049
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 5: Like you don't hear a lot about guys being like

1050
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 5: sane and hot. Like sanity is not usually the main

1051
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 5: point for guys. Just hear me out. I think you

1052
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 5: replace it with funny, cute, and rich. For guys, you

1053
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 5: only get two of them, funny and rich, then he's

1054
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 5: probably not cute, cute and funny, and he's probably not rich.

1055
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 5: Then he's definitely not funny.

1056
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 4: I'm sticking with sane. Sorry, Jeff. There's a lot of

1057
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 4: crazy dudes out there.

1058
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not you, it's us. I think that it

1059
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 5: needs to be adjusted for guys to three different rules.

1060
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 5: Text in seventy five nine two. What do you think

1061
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 5: the three quality should be for the men's dating matrix?

1062
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 6: I mean, I think there's a stereotype of women looking

1063
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 6: for rich guys, but I don't think.

1064
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 4: It's as like actually prevalent. I think that, yeah, I

1065
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 4: mean this is coming from me.

1066
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 6: I've never dated anyone who made more money than me

1067
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 6: when I was making minimum way.

1068
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 5: But remember you get all of our part and check

1069
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 5: out our second date. Wherever you get here is at

1070
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 5: broken Jeffrey.

1071
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1072
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 5: They just did a huge study on ghosting when it

1073
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 5: comes to dating and relationships. Again, it's Brooken Jeffrey in

1074
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 5: the Morning. And maybe the most shocking stat is eighty

1075
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 5: six percent of people say they feel relief after doing it.

1076
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 5: Oh really, eighty six percent. That's a lot.

1077
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1078
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 6: It was like such a conscious choice. I thought you

1079
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 6: just like kinda forgot or something, believe me.

1080
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 9: Like, Unfortunately, I tried to literally do the honest thing

1081
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 9: and just tell someone I wasn't interested, and it does

1082
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 9: not work ghosting unfortunately.

1083
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 5: I think that's just you. Jose don't want to leave you.

1084
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 9: Ghost me, I will ghost you. Let's just ghost and

1085
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 9: get it over with. At this point, I think that's

1086
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 9: better for everybody.

1087
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 5: Seventy percent say they feel somewhat guilty about it, and

1088
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 5: forty six percent say they later regret it. Oh so

1089
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 5: it's like the initial feeling of ghosting someone is really

1090
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 5: really good, but as time goes on later you're gonna

1091
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 5: start to feel bad about it.

1092
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 13: You don't want to in public. You don't ghost somewhere

1093
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 13: you like see all the time, or no, like it's

1094
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 13: supposed to be.

1095
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 5: So usually it's not really worth it. Jose Alexis Brook,

1096
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 5: no more ghosting?

1097
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 6: Okay, can we make a vow try to stop?

1098
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 5: This is interesting. Apparently people are ghosting in the workplace

1099
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 5: now too. It's moved from relationships to jobs, where one

1100
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 5: in four people have quit a job without giving any

1101
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 5: notice or any explanation. They just one day stop showing

1102
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 5: up answer text message.

1103
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 6: I can't believe we haven't had more of that at

1104
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 6: the radio station, to be honest, this is the perfect

1105
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 6: place to do that.

1106
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 8: I know.

1107
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 5: I didn't even know it was an option. It's not

1108
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 5: future plans for a new laser story. It's coming up

1109
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 5: right after this. It's the radio segment that's starting a

1110
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Speaker 5: mask and nail salon for men. He could bring your nails, nuts, bolts, screws,

1111
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 5: whatever you have in there. The file them, paint them,

1112
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 5: make them camouflage looking nice and manly for your man projects. Yeah,

1113
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 5: it's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1114
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 5: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1115
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Speaker 5: we've got a laser. Those other testosterbroonies just don't this

1116
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Speaker 5: first Laser Stories out of the Great State of Florida.

1117
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Speaker 5: Crime news is always a little more fun this time

1118
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Speaker 5: of year because of these three words. Criminals in costume.

1119
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Speaker 17: Yes it is.

1120
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 5: I say that because twenty year old Kyle Mortimer was

1121
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 5: dressed in a banana costume peeing on the side of

1122
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Speaker 5: a building recently. A pedestrian saw this flagged down a

1123
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Speaker 5: nearby cop who went over to check it out, and

1124
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Speaker 5: that's when he quickly realized he wasn't dealing with the

1125
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Speaker 5: sharpest tool in the shed. Because across the street from

1126
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 5: Kyle was a long row of porta.

1127
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 6: Potties, it could have been easily saw there.

1128
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 5: As the officer approached Kyle, the banana took off and

1129
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 5: started running in a zigzag pattern.

1130
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 4: Wait, because he's drunkers. He's trying not to get calt

1131
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 4: from an alligatory.

1132
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 5: Trying to make it harder for the cop to catch him.

1133
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 5: Another deputy managed to snag him by the peel, but

1134
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 5: Kyle was too slippery for him and got loose.

1135
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 6: At this point, he should just lay down on the

1136
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 6: ground and have one of the cops slip in.

1137
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 5: A third officer rived on the scene and finally brought

1138
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 5: him into customers. So he's facing charges for disorderly conduct

1139
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 5: and resisting arrest. And yes, he was still in his

1140
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 5: banana costume when they took his mug shot. So here

1141
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 5: is his mug shot photo in his banana outf.

1142
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 4: He looks like a sad banana.

1143
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 5: You know we're gonna post it up on our Insta

1144
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 5: stories if you want to see him at Brook and Jeffery.

1145
00:52:59,160 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 4: Where's the rest of his.

1146
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 5: This is out of Alipina, Michigan. Eight women decided to

1147
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 5: rent a castle house on Airbnb, which was described as

1148
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 5: an incredible historic home that's bursting with charm.

1149
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 4: Oh that's cool.

1150
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 5: Price was two hundred and fifty seven dollars a night

1151
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 5: for the entire group, who were celebrating their fiftieth high

1152
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 5: school reunion that's cheap, Wow, And they enjoyed the first

1153
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 5: two nights peacefully. However, the night before the big reunion,

1154
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 5: something went horribly wrong. Two of the women, Brenda and Shirley,

1155
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 5: were attempting to go to sleep in the turret room,

1156
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 5: and that's when they spotted a small dark shape hovering, hovering.

1157
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, turns out it was a bat.

1158
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 4: No, you're in a castle.

1159
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 5: They screamed, ran out and slammed the door, and at

1160
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 5: that point they thought they'd escaped till they were in

1161
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 5: the stairwell and suddenly were consumed by a huge swarm

1162
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 5: of bats, terrifying hundreds of them. They covered their heads

1163
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 5: and ran screaming back into the bedroom with the single bat.

1164
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 5: And they tried to block the door cracks with towels

1165
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 5: and pillows, but yeah, nothing could stop them from getting

1166
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 5: into the room.

1167
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 4: Can under the tiniest of holes, you could like crazy.

1168
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 5: The ladies ran to the bed and cowered underneath their

1169
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 5: covers until dawn, when the screeching bats headed back up

1170
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 5: to the attic. At least one of the women says

1171
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 5: she was bitten. Wow, and an exterminator found a large

1172
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 5: colony of brown bats up in the attic with bat

1173
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 5: urine end quote inches upon inches of bat droppings that

1174
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 5: they coated the floors and walls.

1175
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 4: It's an excellent fertilizer. Yeah it is.

1176
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 5: The women who were advised to get raby shots say

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00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 5: that their vacation was turned into a sleepless, scream filled

1178
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 5: night of terror, and now they want Airbnb and the

1179
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 5: homeowner to pay. No word on how much the women

1180
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 5: are asking for, But word is it's enough to actually

1181
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 5: buy the house.

1182
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 4: Wait what They just don't want a refund.

1183
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 5: For the night This next lazer stories out of retail world.

1184
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 5: Prepare to feel old because Urban Outfitters is now selling

1185
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 5: refurbished iPods and calling them quote vintage. A listing for

1186
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 5: the fourth generation iPod from two thousand and four described

1187
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 5: it as a genuine piece of vintage retro tech and

1188
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 5: the perfect blend of new millennium design with modern features.

1189
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 6: Dude, I still have my iPods because I don't know

1190
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 6: how to like like, I made all those cool playlists and.

1191
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 4: Now they're just gone. They only live on that one device.

1192
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 4: If it dies on me. No, I don't have the

1193
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 4: time for that. I don't. Yeah, it takes forever.

1194
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 5: Fourth Gen is before touch. So with these I pods

1195
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 5: you still have to use the wheel on the front

1196
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 5: to scroll through all the different songs, and they obviously

1197
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 5: don't support wireless headphones, so I guess you know they're right.

1198
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 5: It really is vintage.

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00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, I'm fun.

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00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 4: We kind of missed that wheel.

1201
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 6: It was almost like roulette, you know, playing like what

1202
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 6: was in land on this time.

1203
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 5: What's not vintage is the price tag, because they've been

1204
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 5: selling them for three hundred and fifty dollars day.

1205
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 4: How much do you originally pay for these things? Anybody remember?

1206
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 5: Right around there? Several people pointed out you can buy

1207
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 5: one on eBay for thirty five bucks. Oh oh, but

1208
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 5: Urban outfitters ain't here in that mess. That model and

1209
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 5: the fourth generation refurbished iPod Mini are both already completely

1210
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 5: sold out.

1211
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 8: Damn whoa.

1212
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 5: And so now that this has been such a huge success,

1213
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 5: retail experts say, look out for even bigger markups on

1214
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 5: other vintage check this Christmas. Maybe some new VCRs, anyone

1215
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 5: only seven hundred dollars classic.

1216
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 6: I'll take a DVD player, but as long as it's

1217
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 6: not HD or anything.

1218
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, bare what's on the screen?

1219
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1220
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 5: So cool? This next laser story is out of the

1221
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 5: Universal sniff Test. The parent company of Degree deodorant and

1222
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 5: Acts bodies By announced deodorant sales are finally rebounding after

1223
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 5: a huge drop during the pandemic. That was the thing.

1224
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 5: As soon as people started working from home, they stopped

1225
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 5: caring if they smelled like an old shoe.

1226
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 6: No, it's sometimes healthy to let your arm pits just breathe.

1227
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 4: You guys.

1228
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 5: Disagree, But with people returning to the office, that's no

1229
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 5: longer the case, and sales of personal care products were

1230
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 5: up eight percent last quarter, and half of that was

1231
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 5: just from deodorant sales.

1232
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 13: Interesting, a lot.

1233
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 6: Of people have been back in the office for a minute, like, yeah,

1234
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 6: I know, I feel like this is a couple of

1235
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 6: talks from HR like this business an issue a.

1236
00:57:59,440 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 13: Couple of years.

1237
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 5: A study last year found once the pandemic hit there

1238
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 5: was a huge drop and how often we were showering,

1239
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 5: wearing deodorant, shaving, and applying makeup. No change for brook

1240
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 5: though during I guess we were still in the office.

1241
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 4: Though, yeah, I stick to who I am unapologetically.

1242
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,959
Speaker 5: We even started brushing our teeth less during that time.

1243
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 5: But thankfully, hygiene is officially back in style, back in

1244
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 5: the workplace. Okay, that's why this guy just got his

1245
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 5: shell buffed. I could see my reflection in it.

1246
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 4: I wear my pants.

1247
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 5: A lot of adjustments happening. We got we had his

1248
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 5: end laser stories. It's over for the day. We'll do

1249
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 5: it again the same time on Friday.

1250
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1251
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 5: We've got a wind Brooks Bucks rookie on the phone.

1252
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 5: First time player. Catherine, who is a legalist, distant and

1253
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 5: owns a dog that's a black lab who's four years old.

1254
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 4: Well, that's sweet, that's so much energy, Catherine.

1255
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 13: What's your doggie's name?

1256
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 17: Jack Jacks.

1257
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 5: That's so sweet? Real quick, Catherine, tell Jose why he

1258
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 5: should own a dog right now. What's the best part.

1259
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 13: I've been thinking about it.

1260
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 11: Man, Our dog keeps us active and he's.

1261
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 17: Never puddle partner.

1262
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 5: Though.

1263
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 4: The cuddling best part for you.

1264
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 9: But then I'm gonna be asleep and it's gonna come

1265
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 9: with my face and gotta go poop, and I gotta

1266
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 9: go pick up poop, and I just wanted the cube park.

1267
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 5: You gotta work on your sales pitch for why she's

1268
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 5: known dog Catherine. But we're gonna send you book out

1269
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 5: of the studio and while she leaves, you know the

1270
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 5: game works. He got thirty seconds answer as many questions

1271
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 5: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.

1272
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 5: But you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Yeah,

1273
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 5: how you feeling you ready?

1274
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1275
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National Author's Day.

1276
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 5: Who wrote to Kill a Mockingbird? I ask what crime

1277
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 5: fighting cartoon characters are named after famous Renaissance artists?

1278
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 11: Three Musketeers, Nous.

1279
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 5: The Roman god of war inspired? The name of which planet?

1280
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 5: What is lava called before it flows out of a volcano?

1281
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 11: Magma?

1282
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 5: How many letters are in the English alphabet?

1283
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 11: Twenty six?

1284
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 5: Wow, slow star? But then really got going towards me

1285
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 5: and well don Catherine Brook's gonna come back into the studio,

1286
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 5: and uh, I guess you're a first time player. We

1287
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 5: should ask what do you like about the show?

1288
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 11: I like the second date, updates, the song of the week.

1289
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 11: I listened every day.

1290
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 5: The show. Like to think of what anything?

1291
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 4: Can we clip that and send it to management.

1292
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 13: The consultants are listening right now.

1293
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:06,919
Speaker 5: They're like, okay, we have to fire like we've got

1294
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 5: a list here about forty two things. All right, thank you, Catherine,

1295
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 5: that was really nice.

1296
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 14: Brook.

1297
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 5: It's your turn. Do you want to say your least

1298
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 5: favorite thing about the show?

1299
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 4: Losing this game? I would like to win.

1300
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 5: We'll see if it happens. Your time starts now. Today

1301
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 5: is National Author's Day. Who wrote to kill a mockingbird?

1302
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 8: Oh?

1303
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 17: My god?

1304
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 5: Past?

1305
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 2: What?

1306
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 5: Crime fighting cartoon characters are named after famous Renaissance artists.

1307
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 4: The Ninja turtles, the.

1308
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 5: Roman god of war inspired the name of which planets.

1309
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 4: Jupiter?

1310
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 5: What is lava called before it flows out of a volcano?

1311
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 4: Magma?

1312
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 5: How many letters are in the English alphabet?

1313
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:49,959
Speaker 4: Twenty six?

1314
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 5: The iconic radio DJ Casey Caseum was the original voice

1315
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 5: of which Scooby Doo character.

1316
01:01:55,160 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 6: Oh, Bro, Shaggy.

1317
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 5: You're going with Shaggy on that answer? I don't know

1318
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 5: Scooby impression and really confused us. But let's go to

1319
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 5: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose He

1320
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 5: we should cook masks.

1321
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 2: I want to forget my trumples.

1322
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 13: God bless this mess, ye folksburgers. Catherine, you did great.

1323
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 13: You got four correct today.

1324
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, and Brook, you did squeeze in an extra question.

1325
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 4: I had no idea. Casey Cayson was the voice of

1326
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 4: any cartoons.

1327
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 13: You also got four.

1328
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 5: That last question, say, let's get the answers in it's

1329
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 5: National Author's Day. Who wrote to Kill a Mockingbird? That

1330
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 5: was author Harper Lee. The crime fighting cartoon characters named

1331
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 5: after Renaissance artists are the teenage Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Leonardo,

1332
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 5: Michelangelo Donatello, and Raphael. The Roman god of war inspired

1333
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 5: the name of the planet Mars. It's Mars. Lava before

1334
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 5: it flows out of a volcano is called magma. There

1335
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 5: are twenty six letters in the English alphabet, and DJ

1336
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 5: Casey Kayson was the original voice of Shaggy. What School? So, Catherine,

1337
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 5: Unfortunately we can't give you any money here, but just

1338
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 5: for playing, you do win a twenty five dollars McDonald's

1339
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 5: gift car.

1340
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 6: Oh there we go, She says, how was your experience

1341
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 6: first time on the show?

1342
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 4: How would you rate it?

1343
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 11: Great?

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Speaker 13: Okay, everything is great about our show. Really, I wish

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Speaker 13: she was our consultant.

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Speaker 4: Are you always as positive?

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Speaker 13: Okay?

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Speaker 9: She hung up on this officially, Okay, good job Brook

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Speaker 9: for the show.

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Speaker 4: The question scared her away.

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Speaker 8: Catherine.

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Speaker 5: We appreciate you playing. Thank you so much, we'll be

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Speaker 5: back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning