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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: last stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. Lee's welcome our guest today. Amen, it's few,

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Speaker 1: You're there is so much. The white people were so good.

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Speaker 1: I was not expecting all that. Our caapella it was amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fantastic with the harmonizing. It's wild too. What a day

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Speaker 1: because this Monday, April eleventh is also a National Barbershop

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Speaker 1: Quartet Day, so they really dusting off those books. I'm

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Speaker 1: not joking. That's what it was. It's all it was

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Speaker 1: all meant to be. So thank you Jakis creating the

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Speaker 1: space for that, for us to be just serenaded like that. Amy,

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Speaker 1: what's good man? You? I know, I know, you got

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Speaker 1: You're you're dealing with parent life, and like many people

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Speaker 1: in the pandemic, it's kind of grinding you down a

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Speaker 1: little bit. So I want to complain, but I just

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Speaker 1: love this kid so freaking much that it just feels

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Speaker 1: good to be tired all the time and and feed

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Speaker 1: him stuff. You know. So he's got like two little teeth.

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Speaker 1: It's like a little bunny rabbits sticking out the bottom. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And so I'm just feeding him what I'm eating, and

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Speaker 1: it's it just feels good, Like I'm actually really happy

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Speaker 1: to be a dad now. But I've got like a

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Speaker 1: book that I'm working on, I've got a podcast that

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Speaker 1: I'm working on. I've just got so many, so many

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Speaker 1: pans on the fire right now, so many, so many

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Speaker 1: things blistering up and feeling good. So you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure didn't fight him. Your fatherhood just kind of

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Speaker 1: like awaken a new level of motivation for you. Like

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Speaker 1: when you're I'm sure like on your way to being

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Speaker 1: I'm about to have a child. I gotta like I'm

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Speaker 1: going to hold my kid down. But are you now, like,

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Speaker 1: even as you're they're physically in the flesh, what is

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Speaker 1: it done to your brain? You know, I didn't expect

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Speaker 1: this to happen, But I feel like I have much

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Speaker 1: more appreciation for downtime. Like before I would just kind

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Speaker 1: I'll just like play FIFA for hours because I have

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Speaker 1: nothing else to do. Now, I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that hour, I can get so much done. And it

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Speaker 1: just there's a lot of little small winds throughout the

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Speaker 1: day that keeps you motivated. So it's this thing has

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Speaker 1: been a blessing man. He's been. He's honestly been the

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Speaker 1: best thing that happened for my career too, because I've

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Speaker 1: been milking him like crazy for content right right, this

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Speaker 1: book and this podcast I'm working on our both about parenthood.

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Speaker 1: Turns out nobody has written a book about being a

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Speaker 1: Muslim American dad. So I'm trying to I'm trying to market.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to show up at the airport Kiosk right exactly,

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Speaker 1: just on your way. They're like, hey, brother, let me

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Speaker 1: talk to you before you get on this flight with

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Speaker 1: your kids. Have you have you heard the good word yet?

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Speaker 1: Good word from brother Amon. Okay, okay. I'll be out

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Speaker 1: there on the corner being like, get up on this, Danny.

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Speaker 1: We do like to ask our guests, what is something

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Speaker 1: from your search history? Oh my gosh, uh, mine from

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Speaker 1: my search history was twin flames, signs and numbers. I'm

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Speaker 1: very into Are you aware of the concept of twin flames?

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Speaker 1: Jack Am, I yeah, no, I'm not. Okay, you're into

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Speaker 1: all these theories. I wasn't know. It's basically like your

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Speaker 1: soul mate. Your twin flame is like basically your soul mate,

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Speaker 1: and so I follow I have like an app and uh,

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Speaker 1: the concept of a twin flame basically your other half,

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Speaker 1: like the person that you're meant to be with. To me,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've done so much healing at a

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Speaker 1: Sports is where I engage in the sort of magical

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Speaker 1: wildest ship like your sixers had. What no the Sixers

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Speaker 1: had actually works. That's a that is has empirically proven

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Speaker 1: that when I wear that my sixers had, they lose.

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Speaker 1: think that is a beautiful concept. Is that what does

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Speaker 1: can you have multiple. Okay, so I personally believe that

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Speaker 1: And so we all had a wishing wall. We wrote

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Speaker 1: Intention setting is like very very important because it really

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Speaker 1: I've tried to set intentions like that of Like, there's

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Speaker 1: confirmation bias. If you think, like everything always goes wrong

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Speaker 1: impressed that you use magical thinking to achieve your life's goals.

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Speaker 1: might be like late, but that Tom's Diner cover? Do

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Speaker 1: which is a great song. And then these like two

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Speaker 1: like was so clueless about how food shopping works. People

424
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Speaker 1: rich people have no idea how much things. It's like

425
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: that thing like how much can milk costs? Like what

426
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: could have banana cost twelve twelve dollars? They just have

427
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: no idea. Yeah, so he said, he goes. He has

428
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: a little trusty videographer with him. He's in the produce section.

429
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, my wife asked me to like,

430
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: come here here, I'll just read work for it. But

431
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's just play the clip. I thought,

432
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: here's a grocery shopping I'm a nurse and my wife

433
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: wants some vegetables protruded day, right, So here's a broccoli.

434
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Speaker 1: First of all, this motherfuck said for cruded tape, you're

435
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 1: gonna have a you're having your boss over in seven

436
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: for fucking dinner. To keep talking about broccoli. There, here's

437
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: a brook that's four dollars. Sorry, just real quick. He

438
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: picked up a single like head like the small I've

439
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: never bought a tiny little thing of broccoli like that.

440
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: He's like, that's a ton of broccoli. That's for the

441
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: crew attack. Yeah, he says that he doesn't. He doesn't.

442
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: He does not realize that produce is sold by the

443
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: pound in this case and is uh doing the tabulation

444
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: by like he thinks each unit is the price that

445
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: it says next to it. He's like, oh my gosh,

446
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: it's like okay, so now he's like an at bag carrots.

447
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: That's four more dollarss ten dollars vegetables there, and then

448
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 1: more carrots than anyone's ever guacamole. That's four dollars more. Okay,

449
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: so that is not guacamole abomination. Put that ship back.

450
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: Oh yea, she loves sausa salsa six dollars six guys.

451
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: That's twenty dollars for crute. And this doesn't include the tequila.

452
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: I mean, that's outrageous. Fuck funk out of here. Hold

453
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: hold up, Hold up. He's blaming Joe Biden for for

454
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: grocery stores costing a lot. Yes, that was the whole

455
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: point of that hair brained, fucking junket at the shop

456
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 1: was to be like, Byron's really not got got any

457
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: of this ship under control. I can't even have Crewe

458
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: to tay with my life. There must be a salsa shortage.

459
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: That guacamole and salsa he pulled off the shelf. That

460
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: was violence. Yeah, that sauce. I had never seen something

461
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: that was less salsa and that guacamole, and never seen

462
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: somebody less. Are we talking about the kind where you

463
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: have a single piece of broccoli, like fifteen pounds of

464
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: carrots and then salsa and the fucking grossest, thinnest like

465
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: would pass through a sieve guacamole that you've ever seen wait,

466
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 1: hold on, you don't y'all don't do crudite where you

467
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: dip your raw asparagus into guacamole. I like to dip.

468
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: I just like to dip a big broccoli into like

469
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: some some lukewarm water. That's how broccoli. So he got

470
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: this one broccoli that's two bucks, Like he's making a

471
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 1: state or plate. He also doesn't is the first person

472
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 1: to try to go food shopping in the first of all,

473
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: you don't just like go to the grocery store for

474
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: five things. But like he he's in the produce section

475
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: and he's like trying filling up his hands. He doesn't

476
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: know that there's like baskets you can get, presumably that

477
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: he has never he's an alien walking in a world

478
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: that he does not recognize, complaining about the prices. It's

479
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: wild because you know, like that's that's how you know. Again,

480
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: Like the reason these people lose touch with which it

481
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: costs is because you get to a point where you

482
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: have so much money the cost of ship doesn't matter anymore.

483
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: Like your income is far exceeds having to consider what

484
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: the cost of anything is, and you have like assistance

485
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: and ship that just keep your ship full. So you're like,

486
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what anything cause broke because I can

487
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: afford everything, and they just don't go to the store. Yeah, right,

488
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: isn't there the store? Yeah? I mean, yeah, you gotta

489
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: go to Like, if you want to spot a celebrity

490
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: like at a store, maybe you could go to the

491
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: Gelson's on Laura Canyan Riverside. Potentially. I saw Lorie metcalf

492
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 1: there in two thousand two. Right. If rich people shop

493
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: for themselves, they go to Gilson's. Yeah, exactly. I saw

494
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: Danz Egg once at Gilson's. Yeah, I was just amazing.

495
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 1: So you could get to Laurie Matcalfanz, Danz Egg. These

496
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: are the celebrities. Yeah, or Jessica Simpson's ex assistant that's

497
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: now married to Donald Fhazon. Yeah, what's her name, Kailee

498
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: or something. I think that's not even counting the tequila,

499
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,959
Speaker 1: which this man clearly doesn't is not drinking a lot

500
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: of tequila. But there's like his profile of Oz that

501
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: I like, The New Yorker did a profile of him,

502
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: like in the early days of his shows run, and

503
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: it was kind of approving. It was like he he

504
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: actually is like a good heart surgeon. But it was also,

505
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: like you know, he's just clearly super hyper focused on

506
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: like becoming famous. That's like the only thing he cares about.

507
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: But I remember specifically one of the details was that

508
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: like he did not eat food. He ate these like green,

509
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: like like solid nuggets of like vegetables and like protein

510
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: that were like mixed together, and he carried around in

511
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: a like ziploc bag just because they were like hypernutrients

512
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: that would like get him through his day without like

513
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: you know, crashing, because he was doing like five thousand

514
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: different things. But he's he has not gone into a

515
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: grocery store and bought the same ship that he was

516
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:00,719
Speaker 1: picking out there. And maybe and also based off of that,

517
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: this should just run as to be like, Yo, this

518
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: guy can't even fucking party. Like he has tequila, lucisparagus, broccoli,

519
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: carrot sticks, ship salsa, and ship guacamole and it's a

520
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: party at the OZ house. This is your senator. That's ridiculous. Guys. Yeah,

521
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: speaking of business, Disney, their business might be on shaky

522
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: ground now, they're not much Let me tell you something

523
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: that that ship is why I live around the corner

524
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: from from the Disney headquarters. So when I so like

525
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: literally I can look out, I can look out my

526
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: window kind of you know, peek my head around a

527
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: couple of trees, and I was seeing all these motherfucker's

528
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: It was on my front step basically, right. So also

529
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm telling people where I live, and maybe I shouldn't

530
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: do that, but like, but which gate? Which gate? The

531
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: one off Buena Vista or the other one. Now we're

532
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: gonna keep that in safe with the play secrets. Thank you,

533
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: thank you, But right now, right the Conservatives there, they

534
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: got they got a lot of energy, but nowhere to

535
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: put it because they all of their outraged circuits. They're

536
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: trying to fire him on every piston, but they just

537
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: can't find something to stick. Ever since mask mandates and

538
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: just general safe practices dealing with the pandemic have dwindled

539
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: across the country, the right, they've lost a lot of

540
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: their culture war like steam and the trucker convoy that

541
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: we saw on the Beltway, I mean we talked about

542
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: that that was a literal piss soaked disaster. So and

543
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: like you couldn't have been a more just like pathetic

544
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: l to take like in public like that. But that's

545
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: they don't respond to public losses. Like that. So all

546
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: of the GOP is like activist wing. They needed something

547
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: to scream and lie about. So while Disney Company stepped

548
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: right up, because ever since they did the bare minimum

549
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: and say they are against homophobia, the right has pretty

550
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: much immediately took the the anti mask energy that they

551
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: had and pivoted into Disney is grooming children. They're grooming kids,

552
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: grooming them for what. Oh, they're grooming them. They're grooming them.

553
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: They're grooming. That's what I know. And that's the word

554
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: I that's the word I keep seeing my Facebook post

555
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: and so I would just say that, which I'm sure,

556
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: like we've seen in like in America in general, buzzwords

557
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: pop up and nobody knows what the funk they mean,

558
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: but they know they're against it. So we are now.

559
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: I think we have now fit like we've definitely shifted

560
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,479
Speaker 1: into the start ship in physical space phase of their

561
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: latest outrage campaign, which means misspelled signs and lu la

562
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: Lula role leggings as far as the eye can see.

563
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: And like what we're talking about is out front at

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00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: the Disney h Q and Bourbank, California on like at

565
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: the end of the towards the end of the week.

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00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: There's a huge crowd out there with a bunch of

567
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: the alt right typical people. You see, you had q

568
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: brained anti mandate ladies, you have gropers, you have sucking

569
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: people from like white supremacy, just like fighting gangs and

570
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: ship they were all they were all in together again.

571
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: But people had signs like Disney, stop mousing around with

572
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: our kids. Boycott Disney and their attack on our kids.

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00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: It's a satanic agenda. People had like again usual, let's

574
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: go Brandon for good measure and stop the perversion of

575
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: our children. It was wy man. I mean, there was

576
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: about four or five people with bull horns or whatever

577
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: you call air horns or whatever speaking into them and

578
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: just the ship. They were saying like, we're all to you, Disney,

579
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: you will never pull the wool over eyes again, and

580
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,719
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah you're doing. And I'm just

581
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: listening to this ship and I'm just like, this is

582
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: the same company that you know. I mean, I grew

583
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: up in the nineties, man, you know, eighties baby nineties kids,

584
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: so you know I grew up with Aladdin wanting the

585
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: genie to fake a girl to fall in love with them.

586
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: Or you know, fourteen year old mermaids wanted to fall

587
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: in love with the dude? Was she can't even speak to?

588
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: Or like this is the ship that we grew would

589
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: like talk about grooming like we've been let's not I'm

590
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: not saying as grooming, but like I was okay with Hey,

591
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: have you guys seen that the Tennessee Brett who's who's

592
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: straight up being accused right now of being a groomer.

593
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: Have you guys heard about this guy John r nc aid,

594
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: He's a he's a representative? Oh was he okay? God?

595
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: Because there's an x rnc aid who's actually like, well

596
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: about I mean, so many people are actually about to

597
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: do like stand trial for this ship on the right.

598
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: I mean there's also Matt Gates, who is celebrity Congress representatives.

599
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: So I mean, it's just the hypocrisy is off the

600
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: charts because if you were actually concerned with real grooming,

601
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: here are actual cases, here are some names. Here are

602
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: people who are gonna be standing trial right who are

603
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: in your party? Who are in your party? Like, what

604
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: are you doing? Like proven to us, proven to us

605
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: that you are so concerned with grooming holding the people

606
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: in your own party accountable. You can do that right,

607
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: And they've skipped a very important step in conservative outrage,

608
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: which is like, when you're trying to get your movement going,

609
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: you have to have victims to hang this all on,

610
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: to be like, look and this is the person fucked up.

611
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: If it's socialism, they're like, look at the people of Venezuela.

612
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you see what's happening there. Ignore

613
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: the sanctions that the US has put on there to

614
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: make it like that. Just look at that, and we

615
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,240
Speaker 1: call it that social it's so bad or the fucking

616
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: thought killing cliche that I know you've had to deal

617
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: with because I've seen it in your work and people

618
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: being like sharia law. What about sharia law? They're like

619
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: and what and what do you know about that? Oh?

620
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh boy, but you need And then you can point

621
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: to people who are like and these are the victims

622
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: of this thing. I'm not seeing them parade out a

623
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: bunch of kids who are like, yo, man, uh supersize me?

624
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: Or what the or what the supersize people? What's that? What? Dude?

625
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm so I would uh sucking that that the toy

626
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 1: story or fucking cars like funked up my whole life

627
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: and set me down like this dark path of like victimization.

628
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: They don't they don't have that, So it's just really

629
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: seems like they're having trouble connecting dots. But again, I

630
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: think the most powerful thing about it all is all

631
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: of these whether it's the transphobia or racism or homophobia

632
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: or whatever what have you, it's all rooted in these

633
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: people need to feel that they have an active role

634
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: in taking someone's power away. It doesn't matter what it

635
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: is or that they are they're actually right or they

636
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: have a reason too. It's just to sort of like

637
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: reignite this feeling that they have that they that they

638
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: aren't losing out on, like societal progress. You know something

639
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: that you said earlier I thought plugs right into this,

640
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: something about how people need something to latch their anxieties onto.

641
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: And so if you're feeling a certain type of if

642
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: you're uncomfortable with your situation for any one reason, you

643
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: gonna need an outlet. And you know what's what's really

644
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: scary about this is that it has nothing to do

645
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: with the actual facts. It's like expressing the emotion. And

646
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: if you see people who are expressing the emotion that

647
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: you you crave that you also want to unleash. It's

648
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: it's really addictive to get into caught into that cycle

649
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: and see things in the same way. And the reason

650
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: why I say it's addictive is because it's really easy

651
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: to go from one issue to the next. Because if

652
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: you spend any time in any of these message boards,

653
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: very rarely are they ever just talking about the one issue.

654
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: They're gonna link critical race theory to what's happening in

655
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: Florida with the don't say Gay bill, They're gonna link

656
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: what's happening with like Mickey Mouse with whatever they're they're

657
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: concerned about in Ukraine. Even so, they're gonna they're gonna

658
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: just try and frame everything is this existential battle against

659
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: the global elite. Whatever that means. Please any of them.

660
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: Just name someone who's in the global eat besides like

661
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: George Sorrows, who I've been trained to say. But there

662
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: is I mean they need to do. They need to

663
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: unleash their feelings. And it doesn't really matter whether or

664
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: not it's true. They just are latching onto these people

665
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: who are presenting themselves as fighting this big fight. They're

666
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: on this crusade because they're not falling for the tricks,

667
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: and it just so happens that the GOP is leaning

668
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: into that and they're making that they're I want to

669
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: call it their death throw because I don't know how

670
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: they're going to survive when this next generation of kids

671
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: grows up and after seeing Donald Trump, how are they

672
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: ever going to vote for the people who are who

673
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: will say the January six wasn't insurrection, But I'll vote

674
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: for him again because I like his policy. Right. It's

675
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: also just it is it tickles me so much. How

676
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: then skinned they are, you know, because when they don't

677
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: say gay bill was before it passed and Disney wasn't

678
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: saying anything, you know, they're like, yeah, yeah, you know

679
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: they were, and they were on you know, kind of

680
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: on their side, and then one little opposition and now

681
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, Disney grooming kids. There's like you can't

682
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: take one little opposition for them. It's I think it's

683
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: further proof that they are more and more outside of

684
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: the main stream when you have more and more companies

685
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: come out in opposition and for something as broad as

686
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: Disney to do it, that's a gut check for some

687
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: of these homophobes or they're like am I that true,

688
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, it's because they groom in the kids.

689
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: And that's what that's that sling shot and I give

690
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: that is more for those of us would more than

691
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: half a brain. We also know a week before that

692
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 1: Disney wanted saying ship right, you know what I'm saying,

693
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: So it's fake, you know? Is all? Well, I think

694
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: that's there's something to like aiming. What you're saying though, right,

695
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: is like that their look they need to express themselves

696
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: and it's it's like that. The thing that all of

697
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: these people have in common is that they have a

698
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: completely like they have no emotional vocabulary. It's completely stunted,

699
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: and they have no way of expressing emotions except it's

700
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: like very specific like ways that aren't necessarily connected to

701
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: what they're actually feeling. So it allows for this like

702
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: very unhealthy way of expressing yourself while not really getting

703
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: to the part that would give you some relief. So

704
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: you stay locked in this like pattern. We're able to

705
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 1: do that, and I think, I mean that's just right

706
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: wing activists or not. And it's a part of the

707
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: human experience that if you're trapped in that, you're only

708
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: going to I think further exacerbate you know, your your

709
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: lack of comprehension of what's happening around you and be

710
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: more susceptible to stuff. So totally, totally, I mean some

711
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,919
Speaker 1: of the rhetoric gone Ukraine has been I think really

712
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: keen understanding some of this stuff because on the one hand,

713
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 1: there are people who are pro Putin because they see

714
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 1: Pooh and as this macho Trump asked, like Christian Knight,

715
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 1: who is trying to to take on the Western elites,

716
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: which are like the same enemies of the are right,

717
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: and so they see Putin is on their same side.

718
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: But at the same time, there are also people on

719
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: the far right. We'll see who and is the enemy

720
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 1: because he's hiring Chechens and people from the Middle East

721
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: to come and fight Ukraine. And so they're calling that

722
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: they're blaming Putin for for making Ukraine into a quote

723
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: unquote white graveyard. So there, and so it almost doesn't

724
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: need to make sense, So they don't even necessarily need

725
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: to align themselves with the same trail of logic. They're

726
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: just gonna express themselves in the same way. They're just

727
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: looking to latch onto any of these world events and

728
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: wrap it into their big conspiracy, right, exhausting, exhausting, trying

729
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,479
Speaker 1: to cover your sad, sad trails. Um, all right, let's

730
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back and we'll

731
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: talk about some I guess athetic stuff. And we're back.

732
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: And it is that time again that I didn't know

733
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: was an annual time of the year, but apparently it is.

734
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: Gerber has announced their annual contest define the Next Gebber Baby,

735
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: which I don't know. It seems a little lazy, right, Well,

736
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: I just like you were pointing out earlier, the way

737
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: they even are out here trying to court new potential

738
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: Gerber Baby contestants. Candidates. Look at quick. They're looking for

739
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: candidates that have a quote playful smile that can light

740
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 1: up a room, as well as quote an irresistible giggle,

741
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: an undeniably lovable personality. And also they're looking for a

742
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: spokes baby that is an infant or a baby four

743
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: years old or younger. Yeah, so let me just read directly,

744
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: does your baby have the best smile or a door

745
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: or an adorable giggle. If so, they may qualify to

746
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: be the next Gerber Baby. Qualify is such a weird

747
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 1: word there. It's like you might qualify for like tax

748
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: relief for you might qualify for for this class action

749
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: lawsuit club rate exactly. Um, just keep it real, nice

750
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: and clean, and yeah, you may qualify to give us

751
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: your baby. Yes, give us your baby to make new

752
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: I p for a company. M hmm, this baby is

753
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: actually are your baby's faces now are into actual property?

754
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: Funk out of here, sucker. So I mean the original

755
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: Gerber baby. This goes back to that original Gerber baby

756
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: from that Like I think, I think if I wasn't

757
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: looking at a picture of the baby's face, I could

758
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: still like close my eyes and like kind of picture it.

759
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: That's iconic, right, the Gerber baby. Yeah, it's like a

760
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: charcoal sketch. But right, So the it started with a

761
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:52,280
Speaker 1: contest in n and it was for artists drawings because

762
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: nobody had a fucking camera, and charcoal sketch ended up winning.

763
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: And they didn't reveal the identity of the baby or

764
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: I guess the artist until so fifty years later. But

765
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: they were apparently like before we were alive, the things

766
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: that they had conspiracy theories about or things like I

767
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: heard the Gerber Baby was Humphrey Bogart or I heard

768
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: the Gerber baby was Bob Dole. What the fucking bored

769
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: do you have to be for that too? Even like

770
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: if you told me that and it was true, it

771
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: would immediately fall out of my brain, like the second

772
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: you told me that. Yeah, you look at that and

773
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: you're like, that's Bob Dole if I've ever seen it.

774
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: So this baby looks like borderline, like anime, Like the

775
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: eyes are so big. It's one of the most beautiful

776
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: babies i've you know, you've ever seen Bob Dole. I

777
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: don't know. Bob was not hit me. Yeah, the whole

778
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: cup station reminds me of like the sketches and uh,

779
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: I think you should leave with you know, Sam Richardson

780
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: and like the baby little bodybuilders and the look at

781
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: these they're goosed man goose goose suits. Anyways, it turned

782
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: out that that baby was not Humphrey Bogart or Bob Dole,

783
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: but some random woman whose family lived next to the

784
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: artist when she was a baby. Now, if it had

785
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: turned out to be Humphrey Bogart or Bob Dole, that

786
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: would have suggested a level of Illuminati control to the

787
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: to the point that they have plucked this five month

788
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: old baby from obscurity and then like we already know

789
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: that this baby is going to be powerful, you might

790
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: as well put this baby on your your baby food thing,

791
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: like it's such a wild conspiracy dud, right right, right,

792
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: Humphrey bow Guard. I mean, look, that's the beauty of

793
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: having rumors in seventy eight. There's no Internet and you

794
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: can just gets you going, like you can just be

795
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: a drunk guy and be like, let me, you know,

796
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: you want to know that you baby, come here, come here,

797
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: come here, man, Humphrey Bogart Man. Don't sell anybody like, Okay,

798
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: she never the model never got a penny until what

799
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: until it was revealed that she never got a penny,

800
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: and then they helped her buy a house. Yeah, I

801
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: guess it was the baby was paid in nineteen fifty

802
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: when she was trying to buy a house with her husband,

803
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: who just got back from World War two. Should be

804
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: noted was no longer a baby at that point due

805
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: to the trying to start trying to start life with

806
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: my husband. And then the even more funked up part

807
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: was they only did it because someone else was trying

808
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: to claim that it was them that was the Gerber baby,

809
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: like some other fucking fraudster was like, Hey, run me

810
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: my gerber money on the Gerber baby, and they're like, man,

811
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: all right, I guess now we're going to have to

812
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: admit to this other woman she's the grouper baby because

813
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: she's actually asking for less. It's like a fucked up

814
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: eternity suit, right, Who was judging? That's what I want

815
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: to know, Like who's judging? Who's on the board? Yeah,

816
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: like who who is just like holding up the picture

817
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: being like, nah, any of you or but also on

818
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: the board selects the babies today NBC hit me up.

819
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: This could be a thing. All right, this is your

820
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: next This is a good question, and you have to

821
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: get Danny because any other if it's just a group

822
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: of like unnamed people, I am picturing the creepiest motherfucker's

823
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: all in the world, the weirdest people, like their dance

824
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: moms are like toddlers and tiars like on steroids for

825
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 1: that baby sucks there, creaking that man neighbor from family

826
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: guy like it's me, it's Kelly Clarkson, it's Alicia Key.

827
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: Wait didn't Kelly Clarkson change her name? Did she? I

828
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: think so? Sorry to be like sol Um it's me.

829
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: Who else is in there? Jamil Um, also Terry. I

830
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: don't know every single person that's on those all of

831
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: the America's got telling American Idol mass singer how it's

832
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: stern for some reason, cops and every once in a

833
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: while she's now Kelly Brianne. That's right, thank you Becca?

834
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: Is she? Yeah? And did she change the name of

835
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: her show? I don't know because I'm anyways, it's me,

836
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: It's it's Nick Lasha. Yeah. I like that you. But

837
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: here's the thing, right, if you actually took this seriously,

838
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: because I think you take it seriously and you want

839
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 1: it to be like, well, how do we equitably to

840
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: discern which of these fantastic contests is has a like

841
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: do you seem like such intangible qualities like an irresistibly

842
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: adorable laugh and lovable personality? It's weird. It's there is

843
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: no version of this unless you are doing it on

844
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: TV in front of people, and the people are like

845
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: talented and funny and not chosen for their like keen

846
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: eye for baby cuteness or whatever the funk like qualifies

847
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: you to be on the board to judge this. It's

848
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: it's going to just roast them, Yeah, just fucking make

849
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: a comedy show out of it, and being like, yo,

850
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: we've goout to flame the funk out of these scrubber babies.

851
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: I want the girl I would pick like the ground.

852
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 1: I love those babies that look like they've been here

853
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: for fifty years for the yes. I also like a

854
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: big past life like reincarnation. So like the babies that

855
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: come out and they're like, are you fucking kidding me?

856
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: I said not to come, I said, I said, I

857
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: did not want to come back here. You can just

858
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: see it in their face that you know, that little

859
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: kid Linda, Linda, look at Linda, Look at Linda. Honey, baby, No,

860
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: I don't want pepals. You're not listening. You're not listening.

861
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: I mean, he was like, damn, I'm on my fifth tour, bro.

862
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,919
Speaker 1: I know for I'm not gonna lie man. I don't

863
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: know if you know this ship. Before this, I was

864
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: a municipal bus driver that died in a funked up

865
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: accent okay, and I was like, that was my fourth one,

866
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: and before that I'd be crushed building the hoover. Damn

867
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: that maybe represents America. I want the grumpy baby on

868
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: all of the food. Everyone would be like, yes, millionaires.

869
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: In the footnotes, you can look for the Linda baby.

870
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: We'll make it the first footnote because that's the only

871
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: one anyone's could actually be looking for just before you

872
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: throw your baby into the onto the pile of baby

873
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 1: sicker is is considering just last year, Uh, it should

874
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: be noted a congressional report revealed that there was lax

875
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 1: testing of baby food and brands like Gerber had dangerous

876
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: levels of lead, cadmium, mercury, and inorganic arsenic. Somebody dropped

877
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: their arsenic bottle and the mixer or some shing Yeah, no,

878
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: I mean I you know, we I I have kids.

879
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: We've always insisted upon local, organic arsenic and baby food.

880
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: That's just a policy. We don't we don't budge, but

881
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. Apparently, the contamination of heavy metals and food,

882
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: this is making me just happy to live in America.

883
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: The contamination of heavy metals and food is relatively common,

884
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: larger problem in the food supply. It's just especially problematic

885
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: with baby food because it turns out they're a little smaller.

886
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: Their brains are like doing, you know, twenty times the

887
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: work that our brains are doing on any given day

888
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: because building themselves. But it yeah, it's another example. I

889
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: mean it kind of goes back to what we've been

890
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: talking about this whole episode, Like you know that it

891
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: takes a fucking train to get the fucking f d

892
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: A to you know, all, to take on a company

893
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: like Gerber. Right, But because of this report, Gerber is

894
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: one of the companies being sued over this, and there's

895
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 1: there's a chance that they might like have to pay

896
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 1: out lawsuit and so might just be a weird time

897
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: to be slapping your baby's face on the Gerber bottles.

898
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, man, answer your child to be the

899
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: next Gerber fall guy. I mean, the next Gerber baby.

900
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, your honor that child. I mean

901
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: that's the face of the company. I think we need

902
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: to be asking this child what the funk went down

903
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: with these lax testing you know regiments. That's just me.

904
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: I I am fifty fifty on whether at the outset

905
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: of the judging process, if the judging is being done

906
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: behind closed doors, if at the outside to the judging process,

907
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: somebody in within the Gerber corporation is like, guys, we

908
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: need to find the cutest fucking baby because we are

909
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: in trouble. We're fun. We need a baby that is

910
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: going to deflect the heavy metals and inorganic arsenic scandal

911
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: that we're staring down the barrel of where where I mean, boss,

912
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: where are we going to find that? I don't know.

913
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: Put out feelers to everyone, everyone, every and you're like,

914
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: oh ship can Gary oldman? Is ship? I feel like

915
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: it would be the opposite. It would be like the

916
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: ugliest baby. They're like, we need sympathy, we need petty,

917
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: we need like if they if they start to go afterwards,

918
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: like why is because our baby isn't cute enough? Is

919
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 1: it because our baby is? Oh? Because this baby has

920
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: one of those helmets on with an I patch. They're

921
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: just trying to correct their eyesight. And maybe if they

922
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: messed up on those documents, signing off on those more

923
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: lax testing protocols, we would have caught this. But instead

924
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: y'all are coming after a child with diminished eyeside and

925
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: that's just that is just terrible, terrible, my honor. Most

926
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: of my friends don't have babies, but the ones that

927
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: do are luckily cute. Because I'm not a good liar, Yeah,

928
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: oh I'm terrible at it. I'm terrible at it. Oh yeah,

929
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: looks like they're from Earth. My white friend has like

930
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: a child that like her. Majesty and I when we

931
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: see their daughter, were like, how is this child so

932
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: damn fucking photogenic? Like whenever they post like a picture ship,

933
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: we're like, what the fuck is some filtered ship? And

934
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: then when you see them in person, you say that

935
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: extra because you're like, they're not even that cute, they're

936
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: just photogenic, right, And yeah, I tell that to the parent.

937
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, that's wild because I was just telling

938
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: her in the on the on the on the phone

939
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: child looks you know, it's like it's an angel from heaven.

940
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: But up close, yeah, it's pretty busted up. But that's man.

941
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: Are really managed the image shoutouts to you. All right,

942
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week's weekly zeitguys. Ease

943
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: like and review the show. If you like the show,

944
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation. Folks.

945
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

946
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Speaker 1: talk to you Monday. By